Anthony Jeselnik Will Drop Your Baby

Anthony Jeselnik Will Drop Your Baby | Netflix Is A Joke

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Terrible things are happening in America and Anthony Jeselnik is tired of people overreacting.
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@DeezNuts-qs3du 4 жыл бұрын

Dark comedy is like a dead baby. It never gets old.

@buckfuddy489 4 жыл бұрын

Deez Nuts I see what u did there!!! 🤣

@buckfuddy489 4 жыл бұрын

Deez Nuts great user name too!! 🥜

@aliasoma 4 жыл бұрын

And just like that dead baby this joke hasn't aged well.

@IrishCarney 4 жыл бұрын

Stalin says, dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it.

@jeremyowens4115 4 жыл бұрын

Legend

@itsroshawnb 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is so good man. His economy of words, pacing, how he's able to make you think you know exactly where the joke is going and then just hit you with something you don't expect. It's masterful.

@dleoner1 4 жыл бұрын

RoShawn Briscoe misdirection at its finest

@chairmanofthebored6860 4 жыл бұрын

Dude has been my favorite for a long time now

@dleoner1 4 жыл бұрын

JJD just make sure she has on her Anthony mask instead of her own. Makes it easier for me to get to sleep. Wanna keep trolling? I got all day son.

@dleoner1 4 жыл бұрын

JJD soy boy? That’s all you got? Fuck outta here man, go troll someone else’s page. Signed, a retired Marine

@dleoner1 4 жыл бұрын

JJD nah man, happily married with a beautiful wife and child. Is that all you have or would you like to continue to pass off more of your own insecurities to me?

@narcisosalasmartinez4741 4 жыл бұрын

I dropped my brother as a baby. He turned out fine. I got a beating so bad I don't remember anything before the age of 8.

@esraeloh8681 4 жыл бұрын

Your parents might have issues to do you that sort of damage bud

@JakenFren 4 жыл бұрын

nobody cares

@curiouskarl5485 4 жыл бұрын

@Nungshi1 i don't know what you're complaining about with asian parents as a kid i had a japanese friend and his parents always let him out of the crate when it was time for school

@yeltsin6817 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SS-yc5km 4 жыл бұрын

@@curiouskarl5485 😂😂

@TheNormanmurk 4 жыл бұрын

I'm jealous of his timing.

@ShaunKAndersonTV 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t be

@romanj5256 4 жыл бұрын

Lets stop this conversation please

@romanj5256 4 жыл бұрын

@Derek McCumber whats your style of joke?

@pentriket6458 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheNormanmurk thknsa for editeing this

@mikmook4781 4 жыл бұрын

His timing is amazing. I've never been able to drop a baby and scoop it up without anyone noticing. If this were an Olympic sport, like it should be, he'd be the Usain Bolt of baby dropping.

@steadywatching7564 2 жыл бұрын

"People hit the roof before the baby even touches the floor." What a beautiful display of language art.

@HUSTLER1346 2 жыл бұрын

so funny

@potatopotatopotatotomato9035 Жыл бұрын

ur a language fart

@Traisas 3 ай бұрын

comedic musical poetry 👌👌

@JonOroMusic 4 жыл бұрын

Damn what a set up. He let everyone decide for themselves what the worst thing could be, then totally broke that tense feeling in the air. Genius formula.

@TheAustinGuy 4 жыл бұрын

it's almost like that's what comedy is.

@gammasmash1924 4 жыл бұрын

It's all about building that tension. I used to do standup(wasn't too bad, but not great, I have an old video on my page if you wanna check it out)and have tons of respect for Anthony. He's an amazing writer. Most comedians pull from life experience(myself included.) You don't see many pure joke writers like Anthony these days, and his delivery/timing are incredibly precise.

@beni-cy4gx 4 жыл бұрын

Tada a joke

@hashtrozombie 4 жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about your picture.. iconic

@TCt83067695 3 жыл бұрын

It's in the title of the video

@Z3sty367 5 жыл бұрын

"Hows your day going?" Anthony-"I was walking around in the parking lot and saw a baby locked in a hot car........ .....So its been a good day"

@michaelll 5 жыл бұрын

My little nephew was staying over with me one night. So it's a good thing I childproofed my apartment. Cause that little fucker ran around all-night, and couldnt get in . Anthony's the best. Top 3 comedians of all time.

@marhcNecro 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelll He's brilliant but way too wet behind the ears to be that high in an all time list. Hasn't even faced career and/or life tragedy yet. Carlin, Pryor, Sam Kinison, Don Rickels, Patrice O'Neal, Greg Giraldo, hell even Louis CK and Dave Chapelle, and those are just the guys that specialize(d) in stand-up and roasts.

@marhcNecro 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelll Truth exists independent of opinions. Some opinions are further from the truth than others. RE: personal/career tragedy -- a bit of a joke about how bad things seem to happen to the best comedians because they're anti-establishment. Basically, Jeselnik is too insincere and inexperienced to be a legend yet. He's edgy but fake. Couldn't read your full reply, yt censorship is way out of control lately.

@EstaDePiPi 4 жыл бұрын

M Westerberg insecure and fake ?

@marhcNecro 4 жыл бұрын

@@EstaDePiPi Insincere. And besides that he's just overrated by edgy dorks who clearly have no knowledge of comedy from before 1998.

@Hellgrinde 4 жыл бұрын

“Its a two step process, maybe less...” 😂

@JonReremy 3 жыл бұрын

that last example sounded like a 40 step process

@MrPainkiller616 3 жыл бұрын

Step 1: Hold baby Step 2: Don't

@FMDedits Жыл бұрын

@@MrPainkiller616 (1) drop baby (2) scoop it back up

@erickruckenberg8716 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't think I've held a baby to completion." LMAO what does that even mean?!?!

@MarkoMood 4 жыл бұрын

That he never held a baby all the way until the parents asked the baby back, he always dropped it.

@malevolentseed 4 жыл бұрын

It means a pregnant woman completing the birthing process. He's playing off that concept.

@onizeonwukeme2200 4 жыл бұрын

Guys, Mr Jeslnik is talking about making comments and political views. As well as the way peoppe overreact when you drop a small thought (maybe Tweets) on social media. He had just previously spoken about the political climate, and was actually continuing his commentary on that using symbolism/metaphor.

@onizeonwukeme2200 4 жыл бұрын

@JoshNortonalias Really? But how would you know... i mean logically it follows. He also ends this particular Special talking about abortion rights (a political topic). So, I'm inclined to think he really was playing with symbolism/metaphor. But it's all good. You're entitled to your interpretation :-)

@bryanmoreno8166 4 жыл бұрын

Same reason he’s only holding it with one hand

@cobalt1754 5 жыл бұрын

This man dropping truth bombs like he drops babies.

@eightthoughts4457 3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.🤣

@equation2764 2 жыл бұрын

that too 3 floors deep

@davidwethington9320 4 жыл бұрын

His delivery is John Malkovich doing a Christopher Walken impression.

@LilithGrey...FromHell 4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking 😄

@ao23ish 3 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@SketchyDJM 3 жыл бұрын

Came here to make a John Malkovich comment. Seems I’m 9 months too slow.

@tpainter81 3 жыл бұрын

Was going to say he sounds like John malkovich in con air.

@stevenboelke6661 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god, you're right

@cecarter10 5 жыл бұрын

I like how he had everybody on the edge of their seats and then says have you ever dropped a baby lol

@rchill4556 2 жыл бұрын

"And no1 was the wiser.. Especially that baby". That was sucha killer joke.

@aslan2709 4 жыл бұрын

“Your ever held a baby...how could you not?” Lol dying

@714jk 4 жыл бұрын

Just like that baby

@r.m.5548 2 жыл бұрын

That wasnt the joke, you JUST listened to it and you still messed this up

@reaper2910 5 жыл бұрын

That beard and kinda-grey-ish hair. Kinda makes me wanna have his babies... As a man... And drop them. Twice.

@derekortiz3663 5 жыл бұрын

Have them twice. Buy one get one.

@cloud_monkey422 5 жыл бұрын

Fran Naranđa if you decide to have eight more with him, and drop all the of them, I can carry them out ten at a time to try and save them from the medics, so I can cunt punt them off the cliff before they get their creepy hands on them precious babies smh

@branon6565 4 жыл бұрын

Fran Naranđa....fucking gross...

@Figs3 4 жыл бұрын

It would be a science baby...

@reaper2910 4 жыл бұрын

@@Figs3 and I would love dropping it... for science, ofc :D

@dead493 8 ай бұрын

held that baby 30-45 seconds, a personal best lmfaooooooooo

@ashchaya7676 4 жыл бұрын

4:27 "I say yeah, for a little bit..." HAHAHAHAA I've always said this guy is a comedic magician!

@thecooljohn100 4 жыл бұрын

Idk if it's just me but I feel like Anthony is hella underrated. I don't feel like he's talked about enough for how damn good he is. I mean in this joke he purposefully digs himself into a hole with the set-up, just to win everyone back with the baby line. You can feel the tension in the room right before his punchline, which in itself sets up the rest of the jokes. It's just brilliant and ballsy and he's always tip toeing those two lines. He's a top of the line "word artist" lol.

@katherinekelly6432 4 жыл бұрын

Dropping them is OK. It's when you throw them people get super angry.

@TheShadowflarer 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy right?! People are stupid, its just a simple throw

@TheAustinGuy 4 жыл бұрын

You tell one funny joke and everyone thinks you’re the life of the party You drop one baby and you’re never invited again. Double standards, smh.

@Loonaticx 4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean it's a party, people drop shit all the time. The real question is who the hell is bringing babies to parties?

@TheAustinGuy 4 жыл бұрын

@@Loonaticx baby showers

@Loonaticx 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAustinGuy fair play

@yangdu7194 4 жыл бұрын

Jason Cuellar if it’s a baby shower then it would probably be drowned rather than dropped, logically.

@joelrichardson5139 4 жыл бұрын

You do both, and the cops are called. Like wtf

@p-ar1755 6 ай бұрын

It’s amazing how he tells hilarious jokes about dropping babies for more than 4 minutes, yet his last punchline is funnier than anything he said previously!

@daveguy11 4 жыл бұрын

This may be the mostly perfectly crafted piece of sick humor in the history of comedy. Just wow.

@genericusername8337 4 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as sick humor. Secondly, that statement makes it sound like your sample size of dark comedy is really small, or maybe that you just have a shitty memory.

@rn2511 4 жыл бұрын

His timing is legendary. Love him.

@keikei2556 5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians. I love dark humor 😁😍

@Xpzilla 4 жыл бұрын

“You all just clapped for a dead baby” - Louis CK

@weaselbomber 5 жыл бұрын

Gotta hint of Christopher Walken in his voice

@stephaniecawein9643 5 жыл бұрын

weaselbomber yes that’s it you’re right

@amazingcaucasian1 5 жыл бұрын

Damn I was just trying to figure out who he sounded like. You nailed it

@balloakz9857 5 жыл бұрын

I'd say more like John Malkovich.

@nicksainsbury7152 5 жыл бұрын

Balloaks You can hear Christopher Walken talking about dropping babies.

@Steve-bv1to 4 жыл бұрын

@@balloakz9857 Exactly what I thought. Got super Cyrus the Virus vibes from Con Air from this!

@robertjensen9775 5 жыл бұрын

Best dark comic alive today.

@konvan28 5 жыл бұрын

Finally, in 2019 ,dead baby jokes are making a comeback.

@homosexualitymydearwatson4109 4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling you’d like Tik Tok. Gen Z is the generation that actively jokes on killing themselves. You live in the best generation for edgy humor (but also the worst because we happen to be far more sensitive)

@Wankomancer 4 жыл бұрын

Unlike the babies

@andrew5744 4 жыл бұрын

Homosexuality My Dear Watson everyone jokes about killing themselves my guy In fact, Your comment made me wanna kill myself just a lil bit

@MrJimbojamez 4 жыл бұрын

Those dropped babies aren't dead yet...

@jasondeaver2117 4 жыл бұрын

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off em

@krrrruptidsoless 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix is a joke should change the title from giving away the punchline. 🤷

@Olaz1 4 жыл бұрын

Yea that was stupid

@Aristigon 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, that great setup is ruined before you watch the video. Glad I watched the special first. Idiots

@JonReremy 3 жыл бұрын

true, but if you're just trying to look it up after already watching it, most people are just going to type "dropping a baby"

@tfpp1 3 жыл бұрын

"Dropping the baby" is not the punchline. That's the setup, he says it straight from the beginning. The punchline is the whole "three flights of stairs bit".

@ureawizardharry 4 жыл бұрын

"yeah... For a little bit" Omygod im dyinggg

@pazwretzky4673 5 жыл бұрын

the serious buildup........and then........babies dropping everywhere

@ModeratelyAmused 5 жыл бұрын

Fan with baby: I'm a big fan can you tell me a joke? Anthony: Sure, hand me your baby and I'll pretend like it's a microphone.

@Multiswagbeast 5 жыл бұрын

Then walks away

@rustylee1836 2 жыл бұрын

Mic drop xD

@robertjensen1048 3 жыл бұрын

His timing and delivery and misdirection is easily in that top 1% of all comics. You can tell he works hard at his craft.

@sammccubbin1047 4 жыл бұрын

I hear the Walken, but I'm also getting some Malkovich too.

@kaminaridenki2056 4 жыл бұрын

i love the way he says ‘baby’

@HalIucinations 3 жыл бұрын

He creates a bubble of tension among the audience and then effortlessly pops it and it makes the whole bit

@tommyb5899 2 жыл бұрын

Quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard! Perfect delivery… absolutely perfect! “it’s a two step process… maybe less…”

@daveguy11 4 жыл бұрын

"...to completion." Fucking genius.

@Bobo-wp2bw Жыл бұрын

The way he builds tension in the room and completely dissolves it with one line is incredible

@JTNorton 4 жыл бұрын

Masterful delivery of his stage character, audience awareness and timing it is just top shelf skills. You can see him making sure he keeps them “disturbingly hooked” though out the joke.

@Praben 5 жыл бұрын

He looks so different with facial hair

@suzyflorida1193 4 жыл бұрын

Worse!

@happyhappyjoyjoy2154 4 жыл бұрын

I like it....hes a grown ass man lol

@milan9180 4 жыл бұрын

@@suzyflorida1193 much much better and hot!

@barbara8802 4 жыл бұрын

Sexy

@dustinropp 4 жыл бұрын

I could only tell it was him because the voice lol

@georgezoric6953 2 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell and DAMN, he looks good! Looks like a Terminator hipster. Slaying whole audiences with his lethal jokes.

@calisongbird Жыл бұрын

That hint of a smile at the final punchline in the video…

@unusuario5173 3 жыл бұрын

Man... His delivery is flawless.

@momonz7656 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I’ve ever held a baby...to completion

@c.c.schaeffer8678 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about him is how difficult it is to get to the point before he does. He’s always keeping an audience on their toes! Love it!

@I_Santos_ 2 жыл бұрын

He almost couldn’t hold it together at his last punchline 🤣

@a.m.7438 4 жыл бұрын

He has terminator speech deadpan delivery. And the topics are hardcore. Guys a beast lol. He won't make you laugh out the loudest but his jokes will knock you back.

@sugablossom976 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at comedy omfg

@paulroche6969 2 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest bits in stand up comedy history. Incredibly masterful.

@belle.b.mikaelson Ай бұрын

The smile at the end, is everythimg .!!... LOL

@yeltsin6817 4 жыл бұрын

I dropped my youngest once. Was watching Borat and that crazy scene where they were wrestling naked and then running thru the hotel. It was thick pile carpet. She’s 12 and all good.

@muskokamike127 4 жыл бұрын

except for that facial tick lol

@mrnewzmrnewz2057 5 жыл бұрын

So glad he dropped his last special, it was legit funny from start to finish. Shout out to Jessica, thank you.

@mrcoldman1515 5 жыл бұрын

Last special as in latest. Please mean that.

@mrnewzmrnewz2057 5 жыл бұрын

@@mrcoldman1515 yes, probably just his latest, he might not drop another one for a long time. Drop another special, not babies, we know he does that all the time. He doesn't do alot of specials, but he does tour often.

@jumpinjojo 4 жыл бұрын

MrNEWz MrNEWz Drop?? As in he's not going to air it? What happened?

@anonym58063 10 ай бұрын

What was so special about that last baby?

@DaveChimny 11 ай бұрын

I heard this bit a million times now and I still have to laugh so hard that half of the times I drop my baby.

@NZVideoGuy 10 ай бұрын

Whenever I'm feeling down, I bring up a video of Anthony. Boom. Depression gone. 😂😂

@lexblack8759 4 жыл бұрын

I've seen hundreds of comics. This guy has THEE BEST delivery of all time.

@Jeca299 5 жыл бұрын

He's amazing!

@user-pd1fc3sy8u 4 жыл бұрын

Anthony at 3:56 sounds like Christopher Walken

@derrinmathew1148 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: drops mic Anthony : drops baby😂😂

@sergioclaure991 29 күн бұрын

Haha the dark humor and timing is like a storm with this guy

@eme.261 4 жыл бұрын

This got dark-- he lulled the audience into complacency, so they were complicit in the guilt when his actions increasingly grew more psychotic. A very well-crafted, sick joke. It's as if he said, "Oh, you think there are some things too awful to laugh at? Really? Let me tell you about my predilection for dropping babies, deliberately." Clever man.

@ThePopeSong 4 жыл бұрын

Love his show paced delivery and sexy voice. Great relaxing laughs before bed.

@richardcheese8281 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody is the wiser... especially not the baby. I feel like that one went right over most heads 😂

@evanswaithaka8795 2 жыл бұрын

He's the first guy to make me laugh at the expense of a dead baby.. genius

@HiNinqi 4 жыл бұрын

I love him so much. Dear annoying youtube algorithm: show me more Anthony Jeselnik instead of stuff I don't care about!

@bizzle2424 4 жыл бұрын

Such a patient comic.

@lsudx479 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha the last line almost made him break character for a split second.

@mathewhaight Жыл бұрын

I love how he sets up the Domino's and right when you think he's knocking them down, he's just setting up more.

@toso69420 3 жыл бұрын

When I become a dad. I'll go and meet this guy. And give him my baby. And tell him, "Drop this baby like a beat"

@flex_piper 4 жыл бұрын

If *Ryan Reynolds* and *Dane cook* had a baby, Then that baby grew up in the Bates motel and one day decided to leave as an adult. You would have *Anthony Jeselnik*

@crios333 4 жыл бұрын

The parents would be the best parents ever

@nathanwhiting5475 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is way funnier than Dane Cook.

@crios333 4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwhiting5475 kinda

@figliodihades 4 жыл бұрын

@@crios333 aint no "kinda" bro..waaaaay funnier.

@yourcommondriver9681 4 жыл бұрын

dan cook is Crook..literally he stole jokes

@uhhhhyourmom 5 жыл бұрын

The ultimate edgelord

@adn1785 2 жыл бұрын

"Anthony, just how far do you think you can go with a joke?" "Yes."

@EmoEmu 4 жыл бұрын

At least he doesn't spike them. That shit is hard to get off a nice carpet.

@_Shoebill_ 3 жыл бұрын

“Anthony,will you hold my bebe?” “Yeah,for a little bit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Dee.K.Mikaelson Ай бұрын

I feel like he's related to John Malkovich 😂😂😂😂

@thecityofficial6367 3 жыл бұрын

That smile just as he says he had to run down three flights of stairs

@ChrisINFJ 5 жыл бұрын

i love the dude. hes funny as hell. people love telling how much this dislike jokes, but jokes have categories. and theirs a categorie for everyone. if you end up not liking the joke, then your seeing the wrong comedian just move on. Anthony is for dark souls. love the facial hair transition btw. you were clean shaven when i saw you last and then full beard lol

@LimmeLimbo 4 жыл бұрын

No one is funny to everyone

@brandonarmstrong4947 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he is so serious and the serious tone in his voice her has makes it even funnier

@abionhill 6 ай бұрын

" you ever held a baby?" *Drops baby* satisfied

@faridmejia5820 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂have u ever dropped a baby ! Lmaoooo

@EmeqPL 4 жыл бұрын

Them timings on them jokes is something I need to learn

@paulconway8481 4 жыл бұрын

He’s like an evil Stephen Wright! He’s also probably the most well read, intelligent, cogent, and diverse comics out there today! Amazing!!

@alibee1978 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this and shared it about 10 times and still can’t stop laughing at him 😂😂😂

@biggn8578 2 жыл бұрын

With a straight face...priceless

@jaderalves4693 5 жыл бұрын

people with baby: you can't drop people's kids🚫! Anthony Jeselnik: hold my beer... Oh, and wait for us downstairs

@att_ronez9993 3 жыл бұрын

His flow and timing is honestly unmatched. Anyone could have told that same joke and it wouldn’t have even been half as funny

@austinjossart 5 жыл бұрын

"with all the terrible things going on in america right now and you know exactly what i'm fucking talking about" lol

@scottwick8051 4 ай бұрын

You are a comic genius and I love that you point out that dropping a baby isn't that big of a deal. I love you Casey Anthony Jeselnik!

@King-jq5vt 3 жыл бұрын

One if the best comedic writers alive and his timing is maybe the greatest ever.

@NoteFromSELF 5 ай бұрын

I know it's been 2 years, but: *of

@josephzeigler6853 5 жыл бұрын

Those people in the comments who can't seem to appreciate the amazing set up for the punchline, I feel bad for you lol

@pleaseputyourshoesondebbie7920 4 жыл бұрын

It's not too complex. I don't think there's a group of people who just don't get it. Maybe it's not complex enough. His timing is good, but straight dead pan has been done to death. A little predictable

@xXxJSCOTTxXx Жыл бұрын

This guy is good at keeping his composure while telling jokes. You know they joke is going to be good when he starts to crack a smile before the punchline.

@welcometomynightmare1819 10 ай бұрын

“Anthony, I gotta go to the bathroom, will you hold my baby?” I was like oh nooooooo 🙈 lmao 🤣

@narrenitsuwaru8052 4 жыл бұрын

I got dropped on my head a lot as a baby. Which would explain my false memories.

@thematiasmadness7010 5 жыл бұрын

I love this man

@dawson8364 3 жыл бұрын

A DJ drops beats.... Anthony drops babies.

@mirzabaig2004 2 жыл бұрын

This joke and his timing is perfect. Loved his special and this guy is so underrated

@cranjismcbasketball2118 4 жыл бұрын

As i watch this my sister just texted me... shes pregnant!!!! Yesssss!!!!! In gonna be a dad!

@daveguy11 4 жыл бұрын

Cranjis McBasketball If you came up with that yourself, you should be writing for Jeselnik.

@jitendrajitendrakhamkar1617 4 жыл бұрын

That's STUPENDOUS!! at first I was like wtf but then I was like yeah a pretty good one😁😁

@jwhite0398 4 жыл бұрын

He stole this.

@devoro9412 4 жыл бұрын

So glad I found this group,, I've been punching baby's for a lot of years now,, I'm just glad I'm not the only one with this hobby!!! I knew I wasn't alone...

@mikewaite4002 4 жыл бұрын

D e V o R o LMMFAO !!!!!

@Disneygirl3715 4 жыл бұрын

D e V o R o You fucking asshole

@user-jj4wb3tv2q 2 жыл бұрын

this man....idk how i just discovered him but wow, he is the only comedian so far to make me laugh to the point i was coughing 🤣 i love dark humor and he just knows how to steer his jokes perfectly lmao a true genius really