Love the way Stanley follows you around like a baby chicken..but still finds time to attack the camera occasionally. Real multi-tasking skills.

I'm pretty sure Karen and Brad work together and have secret midnight meetings 😂😂

It was so adorable seeing how much Stanley was following you, he's so precious.

I wasn't expecting Stanley to be so petty and clingy but it somehow makes him even cuter 😂

This is my one of my favorite KZfaq channels. The unconditional love and adoration you have for your precious beasts is gold. The comedy is the icing on the cake.

Stanley is like a giant chicken. He’s so sweet ❤

Michaels underbite always cracks me up😅

Lot of work keeping your critters all safe and happy! Plus two sides of Stanley: the love slob and Brad repellent. Splendid!

I just want to hug Stanley once. He seems so sweet and gentle. I am sold on the hand raising being the way to get the best tempered emus. Even Karen seemed pretty chill.

Stanley protecting his mommy at the end was so adorable!

Michael's brain might be non-existent, but his sniffer works just fine. "Give me the treats!"

Brad: PECKER Stanley: That's cute.

Stanley: "Let's see if she's recording. Okay, now bury the phone, yay"

So… she loves you so much that she has to keep her eyes on you at all times, right? 😂

No wonder Karen hates you, Stanley loves you. She’s jealous🤣

My favorite way of doing chores is watching Amanda, Stanley, and Karen doing them! ✨Every second a sheer delight!✨ ❤❤❤

I love it when Stanley attacks the phone😂😂 he's so stinking cute 😂❤

Stanley just melts for Amanda. He is like a lap cat in Emu form, adorbs!

@Useless Farm OMG I just can't get past how much Stanley adores you. He literally follows you around like a puppy dying to be petted. So freaking cute. Post a vid of him in his Easter bonnet? 💓

💕❤️Stanley❤️💕 I did think he’d be wearing some of his outfits.

I think they hate your phone 🤣🤣..."This is not Karen's jam" has me hollerin lmaoo

I find your videos so relaxing and enjoyable. My wife says we should visit your farm someday. We’re only an hour or two away but I imagine you can’t let tgat happen because there would be thousands of people doing the same. It’s rewarding that the 2 best you tube sites are from Ontario. The other is My Self Reliance. Thank you for this gift. Keep up the good work.

Every time Stanley knocks the camera over I excitedly wait to "be hatched" now 😂

Awww Stanley was protecting you Amanda! He didn’t like Brad pecking at you and went to peck him back, until he headlined that just one peck could take Brads head off. Lol 😂 Such a sweetie. Hope you all have a beautiful Friday! Well everyone except Brad…. ❤😂

5:05 Okaaaay! Now I know what it would be like to be killed off by an emotionally needy emu. No no, I'm sure that I won't relive this in my sleep tonight 🤯😆

As much as Karen hates Amanda, that's how much Stanley loves her, just not her phone.

I was doing great till around the five minute mark, then somebody started my pecking my eyes out, lol❣️🥰💞

Stanley is such a cute supervisor/helper/protector .. ❤❤ I love his tuft of hair it's so cute 😂❤

It’s so cute that the alpacas are trying to give you a kiss for a treat.

I so wish that Stanley would've pecked at Brad more. 😂 I still can't believe that he kicked you though!! Wtf, Stanley!!! Maybe if you shake a stick at Karen when she's being feisty, she'll leave you alone. Once again, thank you for the extended videos. We love them! ❤

Love how Stanley follows you all over, like a sweet little puppy and when he does not get your attention…well I just go attack the camera and she has to stop and I get HUGGIES!!!! Sweet and smart!

I love the relationship you have with Stanley. He’s such a sweet and handsome fella.

Ok. I was a little freaked out when Karen peered into the camera. Felt like she was seeing into my soul… 💕

I could watch you give Stanley attention all day, but then the next few videos would be Karen getting revenge or Michael teaching 10 hour sky-staring lessons. 😋😁

MurderTurkeyT sounds like a sewage pipe about ready to back up RIGHT IN your face just as you think you've finally unclogged the drain.😨 And Michael just sighs & wants his bong back there stashed in the woods, dude.🌿 HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY Brad! This must be your 10th decade of Easters!🐓 Stanley getting a bit too cocky with the kickloving there too! What DA? Hope you're not too banged up! Thanks for the longer look at chorin at the funny farm & great shots of those goofy birds & their war with the camera too!😁 🐰🌷🐣

If Stanley could talk... every time you turned your back to him!

Love Stanley protecting you from Brad ❤

That's a good one... "No, I can't do that, I'm already parralel chorin'!!"

You have a beautiful farm. And counting Brad, you have two dinosaurs.❤

she's so nice when she's not trying to kill you... It's good to start the season off with a clean battlefield.

2:04 - I think Karen was trying to hit the delete button regarding how she's afraid of snakes, or anything that looks like one, Brad would use that kind of info to his hilarious advantage. 😆

16:33 Stanley: "wrong side of the fence Brad...this danger zone belongs to Karen"

Micheal is such a goof ball,lol.

Your videos brings so much serenity and peace. Especially the ones when everything is so green and luscious.

Stanley follows you around like a puppy!!! ❤

Amanda you’re so wonderful 💝

4:16 there is a unnervingly super close up of Karen’s eyeball 👁.....just a tad terrifying . I don’t think I will be able to sleep tonight now....thanks Karen.

They really do love you - Stanley follows you like a dog ❤

You are doing chores while Karen is trying to mop the floors… with you.

Thank goodness Karen is equipped with a fart in the can warning as she charges at you!

Stanley loves you so much it's so easy to see, and it is pretty evident how much you love him.

I like the way Karen gave us a close up of that evil eye👀

Bravo, Stanley...to the rescue of his fair maiden 🤣🤣

That was so sweet, Stanley was coming to your defense and told Brad to knock it off. No wonder Karen try's to kill you she is jealous.

All I can think about is “this is what chores look like in Jurassic Park, isn’t it?”

Don't know how you can ever turn your back on Karen🤯

I think Stanley has had it with the Internet sensation, and he thought “you didn’t tell me about this, I wasn’t able to get my hair and make up done to be on a video”

I see u're proud of Stanley. He's a sweet bird, just watch his cutting claw.

Stanley gave Brad some options he couldn’t take!!

Gurlllll my anxiety level was at top tier when Karen came on the scene!

Karen’s love language includes violence. She cannot help herself her love is so powerful ! ❤

You really do have the best stories. Did Karen sprain her ankles while doing track and field in high school? Same Karen, same 😔

"Michael's not sure what he's done wrong" 😂😂😂 you crack me up so much! Thank you for taking the time to entertain us out here 😉

Stanley chose violence today 😂😂

I always wondered what it would be like to be viciously pecked by an emu-now I know.

Karen an snakes 😂😂 she said if she can't get you she'll get us. Our sweet Stanley has chosen violence cause he's not getting all your love. Remember keep acouple of those around to fight off Karen in the future. Good ole Brad are you sure he's not Karen's son 😂😂😂😂

Heck of a sturdy camera you've there. Thank you for all your videos and care you bring to these animals, that can sometimes be ...... a bit difficult.❤ We rescued an African Grey, for 10 years my husband and sons could hold him and pet him, OTOH I could not....unless he got stuck on our plantation shutters/curtains. That was the only time he would allow me to even pet him, I had a friend that chased me with her Macaw, when we were 9, since then I have been terrified of large birds, and he definitely knew I was scared (almost lost a finger tip twice) and he possibly had an issue with females. I still miss him every day and even though I was his main caretaker, I wish I would have been less afraid.

Stanley is adorable 😍

You are a Worker my Friend. 😊

How does your great big heart fit inside your tiny body? We are huge fans and we thank you for the levity and (un)conditional, not you, Brad, love. 😊🥰

New to your channel (recommended on an automotive channel of all places….lol). Have now watched several getting to know your friends. I know “Brad” is a pistol, but he’s one fine looking rooster. Stanley is so obviously in love with you. I didn’t know emus could interact well with humans. Subscribed! Cheers from Ohio.

I love your vids❤ from SC

It's very relaxing to watch the activities, chores and affection at Useless Farm; I find it has a therapeutic effect on my mind. Thank you for recording and keeping a record of our feathered and furry friends' shenanigans! Stanley is forever a sweetheart, Brad and Karen not so much. Have a great day Amanda, many blessings. ❤❤❤

😂👍 This is SO relaxing and stressful to watch at the same time. Add hysterical laughter =life bearable. Tfs❤

I'm curious how Stanly and Karen would react to a body-length mirror. Would they be aggressive?

Thank you so much for the longer videos. I don't know if I somehow was only subscribed to shorts😊. Anyways thanks for the entertainment and for being such a good mommy to all the animals.

I have a backpack full of first aid stuffs that made EMT's say 'Nice!', but not near you, unfortunately.

Karen and Brad should be cast in the next iteration of the Jurassic Park franchise

❤ you are such a good caretaker to be concerned with Karen's ankle health😊

2:12 Great, now Karen’s trying to kill us.

I HATE snakes too 🐍! I feel ya on that one Karen! I never thought I would have something in common with a giant, angry, velociraptor bird....but I do. If I think a stick is a snake .... I will jump 8 ft in the air.

Love that future pile of compost for your garden. Black gold.

@4:16 Karen scared me there, for a minute!

Amanda: "does this look alright?".... Peacock: "no! no!"

I think Stanley wants you to hire a grounds keeper so he can have all your attention ❤

I have an idea!💡 What if you got a "Medusa" hat?!?! 👒+🐍 You could even make a little matching rubber snake tutu!!! 😂

Stanley has a real thing for the camera. I'm surprised you're not buying new ones in bulk.

I love the noises the alpacas make 😂

That guy loves his mama!❤

The way they see it, if they can’t have you, no one can😂

A device that withstands repeated dino assaults is worthy of an award.

The tense and gloomy atmosphere combined with the cries of a distant animal had me in fear that a "Blair Witch" type situation was about to happen here. I was expecting to see Stanley in the basement corner staring at the wall.

OK the dinosaur birds u keep as pets are actually chill sometimes. That's very sweet.karen will still haunt my dreams but maybe not so much.

I can now scratch “Attack by emu” off my bucket list.

Made my day better

😂its so funny how they peck at your phone every chance they get!😂😊

The farm fashion show had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣Glad your channel is doing well. Love from New Zealand💞💞

That is soooo cute. Stanley hugs ❤

The way she went after the camera is what's called "transferred aggression". When you can't take your anger out on who you want to, you find a substitute. Poor camera...wrong place, wrong time.

Awe, he loves you so much.