Baby showers for everyone

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Useless Farm

Күн бұрын

A delight for everybody involved, except Brad

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@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

Funny seeing an alpaca try an "If I fits, I sits" in a kiddie pool

@jsully8076 Жыл бұрын

You're funny for saying that, just spit out my horchata!

@doggedout Жыл бұрын

Stanley: Ahh..this pool is so refreshing. Karen: Must kill snek.

@Angry20Something Жыл бұрын

As someone who isn't Canadian, I may not be qualified to say that Stanley is a g-d d-mn national treasure, but I think he totally is.

@snicksabea Жыл бұрын

Second. 🙋‍♀️

@AngelaSmith_1970 Жыл бұрын

Yes 👍🏽 he definitely is 😎✨🙌🏽

@valeriemacpherson9626 Жыл бұрын

Hear hear!!

@ShiloRich 6 ай бұрын

He's definitely an absolute cutie!!!!!!❤❤❤

@heatherlamoureux0 6 ай бұрын

Michael looks so happy lol

@Myob2545 Жыл бұрын

As both emus soaked in the full ditch, they both were like “look at me ,I’m a Canadian goose! Ha Ha Ha “😊

@lizzikujala-korpela6791 Жыл бұрын

Karen is two Canadian geese in an emu trench coat

@joeyj6808 9 ай бұрын

Pools? Ha! We have MUD!

@user-kk5sk4it8q 6 ай бұрын

They're Canada geese, not Canadian!

@freddiehansen7324 Жыл бұрын

I just love how Stanley is just excited about getting in the pool and Karen is wanting to "kill" the hose... screw that pool!

@Jenn-ie5vf Жыл бұрын

She probably sees it as a snake lol

@laras678 Жыл бұрын

Well, while Karen is protecting Stanley from the 40-foot green snake that's trying to get into the pool with him and she's pecking at it constantly, she's leaving Amanda alone. Amanda, maybe that's the distraction you need? An old hose to drag along with you for Karen to attack while you're changing her water or whatever?

@laras678 Жыл бұрын

It might be criminal how much I want to see a line of 6-10 somewhat bigger kiddie pools (big enough for Michael to fold his legs under him and loaf up in) lined up in front of the barn, each with an alpaca, llama, donkey, or mini horse loafed up in it (with a few extras for the HR department and friends) enjoying the water. Edit to add: OMG, how did I forget Stanley and Karen? Yeah, you're gonna need at least 10 pools. I'd buy that postcard! (Calendar, fold-out super-long horizonal poster, t-shirt that wraps around the back, beach towel, etc...)

@sweetsugarjones Жыл бұрын

😂

@joeyj6808 9 ай бұрын

Your Vision is a Glorious One. I would back it, if asked. Get a GoFundMe working!

@Michellee970 Жыл бұрын

That was the most hilarious ending. Michael just standing there, pondering the mysteries of the universe.... Or trying to remember to breathe. Whichever. Lol!

@carynmartin6053 Жыл бұрын

🎉😂❤

@edeasley144 Жыл бұрын

I'm starting to think the most terrifying thing about Australia isn't the Box Jellyfish, or the wide variety of poisonous snakes, or Mel Gibson, it's that there are giant angry killer birds who just wander the countryside. No wonder the Australians lost the Emu War.

@cindybrennan2330 7 ай бұрын

You think emus are scary, you should meet a cassowary - they make Karen look like a cute little puppy dog in comparison. Emus are the comedians of the Australian bush 😂 ❤ from Australia.

@dontwakethedeadp.jankey9592 Жыл бұрын

Awe Michael is too cute but needs a big pool. I love him 💞

@Katseye102 Жыл бұрын

Michael only has one brain cell, so leave it to him to want to swim in a pool with no water……that’s why we love him!! ❤️❤️❤️

@michelleray4516 Жыл бұрын

It's so cute how Michael enjoys the bidet action.

@carynmartin6053 Жыл бұрын

🎉😂❤😊

@since1876 Жыл бұрын

When you were filling up the pool, I kept thinking "Maybe he'll realize he can't swim in two inches of water soon..." but then I remembered it's Michael 🥺

@rog3129 Жыл бұрын

What a cute picture him lying in the baby pool!

@amandawalski4407 Жыл бұрын

I had no idea that Karen and Stanley would go into the water like that! Awesome! ❤❤❤

@Glim246 Жыл бұрын

I was all relaxed and almost asleep from watching the beautiful animals doing their thing when Karen hissed and scared the crap out of me. Now I'm gonna have killer emu nightmares😲

@Michellee970 Жыл бұрын

Michael definitely needs a bigger baby shower pool. 😂 I didn't realize how sharp their hooves are!

@naps4all Жыл бұрын

If I fits, I sits--- just like a cat but with a strange elongated neck.

@melodiefrances3898 Жыл бұрын

Those necks, right? You described them perfectly 😂

@deborahcorreale352 Жыл бұрын

Had no idea Emus loved water so much. Happy Stanley first swim of the year!

@ThatGyrlBel Жыл бұрын

The sleeping carcass in the background 😂 happens at our farm too and I'm always thinking the worse 😅 not to mention the peacocks helping in the background "help help help!" 🤣

@amycunningham4801 6 ай бұрын

I had just moved into a beautiful house in a new neighborhood that had wild peacocks that roamed the hood. .I think it was the 2nd day, my husband was at work and my daughter at school, I started to vacuum the downstairs, All of a sudden I heard what it sounded to me like an old lady calling out for help. I turned off the vacuum to listen, nothing. I turned on the vacuum and her it again more loudly. I opened my front door to see if anyone else heard it and was looking to find the old lady. No one outside. I turned on the vacuum and I was almost done with the room. I heard it again. It sounded like it was coming from above head I walked upstairs and I could hear little click clicks on my roof. I went outside and had 5 huge peacocks on my roof. I laughed out loud. I told my family that night and we laughed. We all thought it was cool until they pooped in the lawn or our walkway. I was slimy and runny and smelled so bad. Super bad. Worse than dog or cat poop. Nasty poop.

@ThatGyrlBel 6 ай бұрын

@@amycunningham4801 their poop is the worse and them cries for help gets me every time lol they definitely sound like an old lady in distress 🤣🤣

@dmcentYT Жыл бұрын

As hard as it is every day it has to be so fulfilling at the end of each day to know what you’ve done for each one of these amazing souls. Even Karen if it wasn’t for you she’d have to let go of her bloodthirsty passion and assimilate, and that’s just not her style.

@lizzikujala-korpela6791 Жыл бұрын

Michael is the cutest doofus on the planet

@SandraLeeSchubert Жыл бұрын

This was the most meditative video I watched today. Peaceful, even with the occasional frontal/side/back attack by Karen. You got to love a girl that keeps her focus no matter what is going on.

@Desiredbalance 11 ай бұрын

I can hear your helpers. My grandma had peacocks and she called them the helpers cause it sounds like they’re always saying “help” “help” “help” lol

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

Is Robert Fish sleeping in a pile of hay sort of like a human being sleeping in a pile of Hot Cheetos?

@ilovediamondspearls Жыл бұрын

Stanley needs a neck floatie and goggles for water safety 😂😂

@GEAE_Denny_L Жыл бұрын

This is the type of video I like. No annoying added background music, just the sounds of the animals, and the farm plus great camera angles of the action.

@vetechgrl2000 Жыл бұрын

I'm so incredibly happy to have found your channel! The stories you tell about the HR meeting, and Stanley and Karen, and all their names! Oh my gosh just warms my heart and makes me laugh and smile!!!! Are Karen and Stanley a bonded pair or did they come separately and bond after they came to you? I love "visiting" your farm! Thank you for sharing it!

@carlaland886 7 ай бұрын

She raised Stanley from a little one I think I heard her say he stayed in their basement for a long time until he was big enough to be outside And I think Karen came to her full grown as a mate for Stanley. Don't quote me on that but I think that's how it went.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

I think Michael is trying to tell you it's Pond season!

@tammyfrazier5510 Жыл бұрын

😂 my thoughts exactly 💯 😊

@violetfemme411 Жыл бұрын

I definitely think the kidz need a bigger pool. But I love watching them try and lie down in it. 💜

@invisiblue3212 Жыл бұрын

Its probably been said a billion times by now, but Karen and Stanley look like less corrupt Skeksis without the tattered robes😄🥰 I love that Michael has adopted the 'I fits, I sits' policy 😂 Thank you for loving these creatures and allowing them to feel comfortably being their adorably weird selves☺💝🌞🌈👍

@keldaogg2157 10 ай бұрын

The sight of Karen and Stanley in the water side by side brought tears to my eyes.

@rosaliewestphalen8121 Жыл бұрын

If Michael almost fits he sits, stands up, sits, stands up... I love the way Stanley flops down in any body of water.

@the_rachel_sam Жыл бұрын

I swear Michael and my dog are soul siblings now… I’ve questioned it in other videos but this one… it really seals the deal 😂

@jeffgee6319 Жыл бұрын

That pool will certainly NOT do for now. Poor Michael. Dude just wants to soak. 😂

@jennamarbles3044 Жыл бұрын

aww please get Michael a bigger pool. He really needs one!

@cherylmcallister1134 Жыл бұрын

I think Michael would enjoy a pool large enough to sit in.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

Give Brad his own pool...make it 6 ft deep

@paulherman5822 Жыл бұрын

With weighted floaties. 😂

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

@paulherman5822 yes! 😂

@paulherman5822 Жыл бұрын

@@LindaC616 I've dealt with roosters like him as a kid. Generally Rhode Island Reds, though. And I have an elderly (b)rat terrier that hates Baptists. Just because she does. Loved the Baptist minister, though...

@ivyrose779 Жыл бұрын

@@paulherman5822 That’s an understandable hatred if you ask me.

@paulherman5822 Жыл бұрын

@@ivyrose779 The dog and Baptists? Yep. 😁

@kelli_kellz Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the extended baby shower ❤

@earthlingjohn Жыл бұрын

Absolutely made my day !!

@tashaturner4609 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know Karen was into water aerobics! She was quite graceful in such a small pool..... the way she points her toe claws is beautiful and graceful! 👏🏾 ❤️

@dontwakethedeadp.jankey9592 Жыл бұрын

Stanley's like don't ruin this for me.... We will be having a discussion at the nest.

@kariegglefield718 Жыл бұрын

Karen is relentless..over there f#cking with the hose, looks up, sees you and is like “ Oh shit, I haven’t tried to kill Amanda for ten minutes”

@andrearib6935 Жыл бұрын

Love watching Karen and Stanley out and about.

@AlexAndra-iy5zu Жыл бұрын

Your neighbors think they hear cryptic’s yelling HELP! HELP! 😂😂😂

@ginamcdonald7854 Жыл бұрын

Michael standing in the pool is just the cutest, the he sat down and even better!!!

@kristolphillips1000 Жыл бұрын

Michael is to cute. When do you cut there hair? Video I don't want to miss for sure. Thanks for all you do for the animals.i can hear the peacock I think I've never seen them.sorry I don't usually respond on here,I've watched you and enjoyed your videos for over a year.

@kaydee4296 Жыл бұрын

You've missed the videos with the peacocks somehow then. She HAS showed them before. You'll have to go back further I guess. It's worth it.

@sourgir-wh6xd Жыл бұрын

🐎 You should have a make over day for your fur babies. I bet Robert Fish, Doug and the alpaca gang would look beautiful with pony tails lol😅

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

Braids

@sweetsugarjones Жыл бұрын

Up dos! It’s almost prom season.

@Angry20Something Жыл бұрын

You gotta keep your eye on Michael at all times. He will find a way to half drown in a 3 inch deep kiddy pool.

@SBN89 Жыл бұрын

Every once in a while you got to water your alpacas, makes them big and strong

@kelli_kellz Жыл бұрын

Michael's little pool looks like it's the size of a dixie cup 😂

@Samlovest. Жыл бұрын

Robert fish just having a siesta.😊 and doug always in on the action❤ Michael what a darling..❤ I love your uploads its a real treat to have extended one's,thank you💕

@phaedrawidney5246 Жыл бұрын

Michael plays dumb but he's a diva. Robert's just watching like wtf dude

@mala890 Жыл бұрын

I don't think Michael is the only one with one brain cell. Karen isn't too bright, either. "It's a hose, Karen, it's a hose!!!

@Julie-mq4nh Жыл бұрын

That black and white donkey always comes to you for affection ❤️

@tutatehaja1777 2 ай бұрын

I love how he loves his pool ❤

@suzannahirwin7165 Жыл бұрын

Michael needs an upgrade in his spa venue. Perhaps one of those sweet little AFFORDABLE walk- in tubs.

@smoothieshealth2778 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the invite! I thoroughly enjoyed the virtual experience. Michael was the star of the moment 🥰

@eliselaughlin1886 Жыл бұрын

Omg just so sweet to watch all the animals just have fun in the water. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@anyagetman8596 Жыл бұрын

Doug wants an 8 ft Olympic pool.

@Bingomvrb Жыл бұрын

Love all of these gorgeous angels ❤

@dog-gone-it5944 Жыл бұрын

The peacocks sound like cats in heat!🤣

@ecbst6 Жыл бұрын

The extended version is even better 🙂

@mariagillinson8527 Жыл бұрын

Doug “there’s a gage order, I’ve been silenced!” All I can say is it’s about the kiddy pool

@PegAMurphy Жыл бұрын

love watching all the animals Michele was like where's the water ma I just need to swim... oh there it is thx..... 👀 I don't need a bigger pool 😂

@lindayoung58 3 ай бұрын

Thank You All...I genuinely smiled during this whole baby shower party!

@caressjohnson Жыл бұрын

He just cant get enough, so cute

@Lilian040210 9 ай бұрын

Michael just wants to lie down so much... He wants a bath but a bath ain't big enough😭

@jenniferc6890 7 ай бұрын

Love all the sounds on your farm... it's such a peaceful place.

@anyagetman8596 Жыл бұрын

Michael wants mom to practice water proctology

@poempadgett4664 Жыл бұрын

Maybe get one of those newer Slip'n'Slides with the water arch's spraying over them, too, bet they'd like walking across one of those when it gets hot.

@mikehinge875 Жыл бұрын

The farm seems magical today.

@jamesriley9086 3 күн бұрын

Brad needs a pool too. 5 or 6 quart at 210degrees should do it lol

@taniaelliott6625 Жыл бұрын

I think he said "Momma, can I have a bigger pool?"

@lesleyM84 Жыл бұрын

Omigosh… pools for EVERYONE!!! Big ones!!!

@lesleyM84 Жыл бұрын

I could spend the day walking around with you and your farm😊😊😊😊.. great video!!

@pamelagarcia5593 3 ай бұрын

I love Michael even if he isn't the sharpest tack in the box. I think Karen is jealous of your relationship with Stanley. LOL

@louisebanks6085 Жыл бұрын

Karen is unimpressed with the arrangements and wishes to speak to the manager

@btkshortie2836 Жыл бұрын

Amanda: *exists* Karen: OOO JUMP SCARE!

@christinmari Жыл бұрын

How about a one of those storage totes? They come in all sizes. I’m sure one would be suitable to accommodate him. You could probably even order from your favorite box store and not even have to go and get it! 🎉🎉

@tamaracalderon6080 Жыл бұрын

Omg... Somebody get him a bigger pool... 🤣🤣🤣

@heatherprus5364 10 ай бұрын

Wow! I've never seen emu roll onto their sides in water. They're so goofy and I love them. Yes even Karen! Watching your videos is a stress reliever. You're one tough gal! I wouldn't last a minute near Karen and its stupid to think I could outrun either of them!

@susanwill9249 Жыл бұрын

I think Michael may be on the prowl for some proper tap dance flooring.

@BarnMouse Жыл бұрын

Stanley is getting snappier. I am not sure what Karen is trying to do roll over or just on her side. I would think that water would be much 😅colder. Poor Robert Fish needs some caffeine. He keeps falling asleep.

@phaedrawidney5246 Жыл бұрын

This is the highlight of my day...@uselessfarm vids. Between Michael's baby showers and Stanley's dance....heaven

@maggiedhue9349 Жыл бұрын

Wondering if Michael's family jewels got sunburnt and he just needs some cool relief. He turned his butt to you.

@sparkyspark964 Жыл бұрын

Awww! So cute! I bet they feel good...getting the last bit of winter off of their bodies!😊

@AllTheHappySquirrels Жыл бұрын

Michael: if I fits, I sits 😂

@WildKatVixon Жыл бұрын

Omg the Michael muffin 3:17 🥰 the Stanly pool loaf is cute too!

@paularhodes1997 Жыл бұрын

Stanley definitely needs a bigger pool. 😂

@Baila385 Жыл бұрын

Awww. Sweet boy laying down.

@alanhunt7446 9 ай бұрын

I love the term aquadump! Never heard it put that way!😂

@BR-ck2vd Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this so much!

@mariagillinson8527 Жыл бұрын

Looks like you have to move the pond closer … I’m just waiting till they try to fit in the tiny baby pool!

@kelli_kellz Жыл бұрын

She's doing a Tiktok live tomorrow at 1pm EST. Just thought I'd share here. 😊

@GGiblet Жыл бұрын

I just love them all so much!❤🎉

@AlexAndra-iy5zu Жыл бұрын

It’s like swimming in a bowl 😂😂 I’m guessing there’s a reason for smaller pool. It’s not as if they swim. They’re just cooling off 😊 They have a pond if they really want to get wet. 😊 With ducks 😊

@luciennetaylor4608 11 ай бұрын

Karen is sure your trying to steal her man.😂

@ThePurplesquish Жыл бұрын

'If I fits, I sits.

@nicoley8491 Жыл бұрын

I am so glad I stumbled on this channel.. I really need to know who is hollering all the time that sounds like someone screaming help??? I swear if I heard that I would have thought I had a neighbor in distress 🤦‍♀️

@keldaogg2157 10 ай бұрын

Peacocks