You stopped reading the back of the Vagazzle kit before you'd reached the most horrifying indication. "Not for use by children under 16."

"A vajazzle kit from Poundland" If someone makes a sexy Ashens fanfiction in the future without these I will be terribly disappointed in you

Can you imagine how uncomfortable it must be for the checkout staff, to see a grown man suddenly approach waiting to pay for his vajazzle. Brave man is Ashens, I couldn't survive the awkwardness.

I just have a mental image of stuart walking into poudland and calmly buying vajazzle xD

"Today you can cuddle with your partner, but refrain from having sex." - fucking lost it, what kind of valentine's day suggestion is that?!

Is there a Pejazzle? My old chap is bereft of sparkle..

"The hat is too big! ... What?" Was quite convincing and better than the actual joke.

Someone should make a compilation of Ashes saying "Deary me"

Stuart forgot to mention that the vajazzle box mentioned that they should not be used on children under 16.

The image of passing a partially dissolved, spit-coated sweet back and forth between one another's mouths may be the qeasiest an Ashens video has ever made me. Including the Canned Chicken video.

A pair of lips as a Vajazzle icon? That's a bit on the nose, isn't it? Considering where they put these, why not just go whole hog. I want to see a Vajazzle shaped like an arrow. Or, like, one of those guys with the light wands who direct airplanes when they taxi onto runways.

Imagine the conversation between the clerk and Stuart as he buys the Vajazzle

You look great Vajazzled Stuart

That ending tho... ahahahaha.

You could say he got... Vajazz Hands.

"Suck it until the candy has gone." Is that a euphemism?

Just rips the Vajazzle off when instructions say to soak before removing, You are such a masochist Ashens.

"Because nothing says 'natural' like shit stickers on your genitals." -Ashens, 2016

Honestly, if he is Vajazzling his hand...I think we all caught wind of the connection.

I was hoping we'd get a second love dice so we can get some hilarious Simpsons-esque results like "Lick Eyes" or "Whisper Into Ass". A man can dream, can't he?

Ashens: "Vajazzle." Me: "IM OUT."

When you see ashens upload a video, you click on it

Your cough laugh is gods gift

I wonder if the creators of the cat joke even saw cats screwing. It's like a fucking MMA arena.

Oh man, you have *no idea* about scalp massages. You're missing out.

"Gotta do them both.. It's the law..." *rage quits*

"Cuddle your partner, but refrain from sex!" [table flip]

Its 00:43 and I'm sat at home watching a man vejazzle his hand, where did my life go so wrong?

‘the hat is too big’ made me laugh intensively for 5 minutes

Wish I could see Ashens at the cash register buying the Vajazzles... That would have been priceless!

i died at the last note

This makes me appreciate being alone this year. I would actually much rather watch an Ashens video than go out with any men that I know of or even don't know of.

Oh great. A vajazzle kit. Dans gonna enjoy putting that on

"the hat is too big" why am I laughing so hard lmao-

I appreciate how Ashens rolled up the suggestions and put them back in.

I just imagined you with those two vajazzle things at the Poundland counter. "... What? It's for my girlfriend." - "She's a lucky lady."

Aside from deals on chocolate, these videos are the only good thing to come out of Valentine's Day.

Binge watching for days!

Woopwoopwooowoopwoop! That's exactly how I attract male attention.

Ashen has a lovely voice, he is easy to listen to, and bloody funny

I hope Valentines day makes everyone blush as much as Ashen's did buying that vajazzle kit.

OMFG I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AT THAT LAST ONE

"the hat is too big... what?" i laughed more than i should have

"It's a bloody UFO look!" *makes UFO noises* LOL. Best part.

Wonder what the cashier thought when ashens was buying those vajazzle-kits on poundshop. He should make a follow me around poundland-type vid.

I can't imagine Stuart buying the vajazzle

Oh, I didn't know what a Vajazzle was and my life was ok without knowing... Can't go back now. Thanks, Ashens.

"I know a space moth when I see one"

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's day? "I have feline leukemia" - Debbie Downer

You went in to a shop and a real life person sold a grown man 2 vajazzles...

This is pure gold, Stuart.

I love where it says use only once, just in case you’d want to lend it to your friend afterwards... or mum😖

I have no idea what ashen's social/romantic scene is, but I would imagine his relationships don't last long when he invites people over and they see dollar store genitalia stickers lying around.

Zoidberg reference made me spit beer. need refund

"I shall not form that shape with my hand. We do not need that going on". Probably the #1 line I have ever heard.

Hey Ashens, did you shave your hands especially for the occasion? :-p

VAJAZZLE A HAM

Ashens always gets something slightly wrong, doesn't he? I never would use those Vajazzle kits from Poundland (who would?!) but they did say immerse the area in hot soapy water before peeling away. He didn't seem to have done that...

Ashens is honestly the most cathartic thing.

Heard those heart suggestion boxes were recalled do to a printing error. They mixed up the script to the Saw series and all crazy kinds of stuff were turning up.

"It jazzes up a vagina and it's french" im dead xD

today you can cuddle your partner, but refrain from having sex! *throws box across the room*

Its 2020, I get a recommendation from youtube in March (mid corona madness), laughing my ass off!! Genius.

mr. ashens purrrfect ending on this clip. 10/10

i laughed so hard at that laugh transitioned into a cough

Ashens, you should do a video of you purchasing these items. I'm curious to see how the Poundland staff react.

I love how all the slips of papers stayed intact in the end

Thank you so much for the Valentine's Day Massacre reference. Seriously. Humor like that is why you're the best.

they need Space Invaders Vajazzle

Caress my Vajazzled ham.

Well done for 1 million subs, I've been watching for about 3 years now

I have been graced with an Ashens vid half an hour before Valentines day goodbye sleep

Don't hate on scalp massages. They're great.

Don't worry,after a shity gift like this you won't have to worry about refraining from having sex because your partner will leave you.

you put this video out on my birthday. thank you for celebrating me

"Vajazzle" sounds like something from one of CS188's youtube poops.

Nice vaJAZZle hands, Stuart!

Ashens must have looked odd to the cashier with two vajazzle kits XD

those gems are outrageous truly truly outrageous...

Found the true romance. Zoidberg from Futurama. Lacking the looks, humour, or empathy of a true lover. Nicely done.

Cuddle your partner, but refrain from having sex?! ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

Sadly, while I've known of vajazzling for a long time, this video does nothing to remove the absolute horror the idea gives me.

don't mind me, just binging all of the Valentine's Day specials in the middle of august

What I want to point out, is that Stuart broke the law. "Oh, two of them came out, that means I have to read both, it's the law."

If he vajazzled his hands, does that means...?

when you mentioned vajazzle i went "OHHH" (cause i immediately thought of vagina) then i went "ohhhhh" (because i realized it probably wasnt about vaginas) and then OHHH again (because you said it DID have to do with vaginas)

I'm so glad that after all this time, you still use the brown couch.

Thx Stuart, i will never look at your hands the same way, ever again.... :P Crying with laughter from the other side of the world here.

The Romantic Heart for people with trypophobia

Remember cuddle your partner "Remain from having sex" XD

Yes Ashens, scalp massages are very relaxing.

I've been watching you for quite a few years now. Well done for reaching 1million subscribers mate keep it up !!

I feel like if you actually bought that heart tweezer scroll thing your relationship must Really be on the rocks

"Refrain from having sex" I don't need a romantic challege in order to do that..

1) I wish my hands were that smooth 2) That twist ending!

This was posted on my birthday, I have received no greater gift xD

What did the vajazzle say to Ashens' hand?I'M STUCK ON YOU.

Today you can cuddle your partner without having sex, just cuddle them as you both jump off of a large cliff into the Rocks below

Been waiting ages (it seems) for new Ashens probably my most watched channel on KZfaq so thanks Ashens for the quality entertainment

This is why I've renamed Valentines Day to "Bros before Hos day"