As the person who sent in the Romantic Heart challenge game back in 2013, I'm far more pleased than I probably should be about it become something of an annual tradition.

2:10 you can use the arrows to lead them to the divorce papers.

Those handcuffs. I had those exact ones when I was a child from some western toyset. I definitely recognize them. good times.

I love the image of Ashens buying those handcuffs at the checkout til while frantically shouting "It's for my job, I swear, it's not for me."

Him unwinding the tickets needs to be a GIF

"It's all sticky and awful, and filled with some kind of fluid" Happy Valentines Day.

hide 3 notes around the house 'will', 'you' and 'me' your partner will spend the whole day looking for the non existant 4th

I love what it says on the package with the shit handcuffs. "TRY ME! We'll refund or replace if you are not happy with our quality. This does not affect your statutory rights."

I notice that the 'This Way' signs are only printed on one side. So I guess you can direct your partner to the bedroom, as long at said bedroom is found by constantly turning right.

casa = house/home caza = hunt So it means "love hunting game".

I would have laughed so hard if those cuffs turned out to be stronger than you anticipated.

So that handcuffs and blindfold set... is that intended for people who can't go get these things from an actual sex shop, and are too small for an adult to use and... oh my gooooood!

These Valentine special are the only reason I look forward to this time of year.

Those are literally BALLoons!

This video was uploaded 4 seconds ago. 1 view and one like. I like to imagine that was Ashens.

Yay Tiger is my favourite shop and I love that it is recently taking over here in the UK but it is ironic you went there considering you usually go to poundland because tiger is actually sort of pronounced "tee-ya" and means a tenner in Danish which the shop is. A tenner in Danish kroner is roughly a pound so tiger is basically Danish Poundland. But years ago they started selling things that weren't 10kr like poundland is doing right now so you wouldn't know unless you knew the history. THIS WAS YOUR USELESS FACT OF THE DAY.

Please bring back the Food Special! They're so funny!

The ring isn't for your hands, it doesn't work there either. So where is it for.

fetish kit with child-sized handcuffs....

When you see an ashens video your mouse or finger hovers over as it's possessed and clicks.

Didn't you feel really awkward buying all of these at the shop? lol "Aye, that guy's a bit desperate."

"Get your partner to guide you on a walk in the dark." To the BDSM dungeon, here we go!

Was I the only one who found it amusing when Ashens started to silently unroll the love tickets?

I just laughed hysterically at Ashens quietly unrolling a roll of paper. The man can make anything funny.

How r they supposed to see the signs if they have a blindfold

For a minute there I honestly thought we were going to go through an entire Valentine's Day Special without the Romantic Heart. I'm really glad it made another appearance.

Happy soul-crushing forever alone day, or I don't really care, and have never cared, about this holiday, but an ashens video is always appreciated. I hope he's going to smash some big plastic hearts with a hammer or something.

The "oh no I can't reach the key" to " it is already broken" part killed me 😂😂😂

Im gonna enjoy a nice bath with my favourite toaster on valentines day

Not many other channels where you can sit and watch someone silently pulling a roll of shit tickets and it still be funny x)

"I suggest going to the Zoo when it's closed meaning you can go stand in the rain instead." Why do I get the feeling that this was an anecdote from Stuart? 😂

Tiger is Danish! My boyfriend (who is also danish) says it's their equivalent to the pound shop. Although all their home stuff seems in pretty good knick for more than a quid.

Things to buy your significant other if you want to spend Valentine's day alone.

They literally repackaged a children's toy as a cheap sex toy... wow, just wow...

My girlfriends birthday was on Valentine's Day as well as our anniversary so I had of course to buy 3 times the presents

You obviously throw that splat hearth at the back of your lovers head. Instant romance.

I swear the companies that make this stuff make them so bad just so that ashens buys it and reviews it :')

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

“Get your partner to guide you on a walk in the dark.” Lmao I love that part!

Valentine's day. another reminder I'm single. :|

all those "this way" signs will be perfect for leading to the door. which is where your love/relationship will be going if you get those for valentines day.

That cashier joke perfectly describes my coworker who won’t work unless we say that she will get fired if she doesn’t move

A few of those Splat Balls in a jam jar sounds like a pretty perfect valentine's night for me!

Always love coming back to these!

was going to sleep, then this appears. .

"This does not affect your statutory rights" Yes, we needed that on cheap plastic handcuffs.

Ashens has successfully cancelled Valentines. Thank you for freeing us of this commercialism hell.

The only person that would need that amount of love tickets is a pimp. Which thankfully I am.

That intro is so relaxing at 1:55 in the fucking morning ( in Britain at least)

If you're having like 500 affairs those tickets are great

I love how uncomfortably long the love ticket unraveling scene was

"From sofa to bin, never to be seen again." New children's rhyme.

If you have to by a CHILD'S toy for romance, you have other problems then just the cheapness of it.

the sad onion lass is early again

This was everything i could ever ask for,,,, thenks

Best part of any holiday is the Ashens special.

How do you not die of embarrassment when you pay for this stuff at the cash register?

Ashens you owed that balloon a movie and you killed it.

Oh holy hell right off the bat I'm dying. Blessed be the mighty Ashens.

You brought the Sims back into my mind with that music, damn you Sir.

Those "romantic heart" things, are arranged like some kind of wasps nest, now that would be a valentine's Day surprise

it's Valentine's day already? Crap i forgot to get a girlfriend again!

The Heart: A sort of tall lump with sort of tubes sticking out of it - Dr Ashens

The new 50 Shades Darker props look amazing!

what has to go wrong in your life that you end up buying sex toys from pundland

So which would your amore hate more, the fact that the handcuffs are so easy to get out of, or that you quite literally spent a freaking pound on the whole shebang?

Seeing Ashens tear off those cheap handcuffs like a crazed muscle man has awoken something in me.

When he just kept pulling the tickets off the roll 😂😂😂

uploaded 47 secs ago, and there's 29 comments already..... You guys have no lives))

Being single is better because you don't waste money on shit

This is sweet! The first Valentine's special I watch on the date :D

Thank you for the ASMR moment with the tickets.

Is no one going to mention that the "this way" signs of craptitude - only point to the right? So essentially if you have any left turns your lover will never get to the room and be stuck walking around in a confusing square..

If this gets 10 likes I'll just scream randomly

Watching an Ashens Valentine Special is the best part of Valentine's Day.

You'll never know how satisfied I was that you actually unrolled the entire thing at once.

can you use that knife at the end to stab me, ashens

Irmagard!!! 51 seconds in....mmmm so fresh, so crispy, so, unwatched by the unwashed........mmmmmm...fresh Ashens.....

Another video from Ashens to make this day perfect!

that was the best Valentine's Day special

I don't think the ring was meant to be put on your finger....

I can only imagine the strange looks that Stuart gets when he buys all this shite at the checkout.

As someone who has the shitty luck of having been born on Valentine's Day, I really enjoy these specials.

I live for Ashens' holiday specials

i lost it at that damn roll! lmfao

yay i love u ashens ur halarious and i love ur accent

only thing I need on valentine's day

his excitement for when he thought there was a different ticket was hilarious!

As a dane, I can confirm that all Stuart said about Heart is true. Please send help, we can't stop him!

I'm in Wales. We don't want the tat :P

That love ticket gag dragged on for exactly as long as it needed to. The sheer repetition made it hilarious :D

Spit all over my phone with that Signs joke. Thanks Ashens!

You're going to make the binmen jealous when they see all this tat.

Ashens is a true chav, innit.

The best part of this, to me at least, is the fact that Ashens uses the same exact language, enunciation, and tone of voice that he uses for test tasting nasty food....all for our entertainment. Bravo:)

ashens, just keep doing what you're doing. these are great videos!

I feel like that ring is meant to go somewhere that isn't your hand...

Haven't clicked on a notification this fast in a very long time.

5:52 "comes with a free book!" - me, a few seconds ago. Also, imagine how RED it would be if that splat ball exploded all over a white wall.

Good thing I'm up at silly o'clock for ashen uploads