Poundland Valentines Day Special 2019 | Ashens
Рет қаралды 430,891
Күн бұрынOur beloved Poundland once again sets us up for St. Valentine's Day, and they've really wheeled out the big guns this year. We've got games, date suggestions, engagement rings, unpleasant mugs, horrible sequins in a lovely bottle, and literally nothing!
#Poundland #Valentines #Ashens
@naihwong8504 5 жыл бұрын
Poundland would make an excellent name for a sex store.
@kalemlyons7578 5 жыл бұрын
Nai Hwong ok that was a good one ☝️
@peteynutt4104 5 жыл бұрын
Yes but I would say, Horse!
@luigimaster111 4 жыл бұрын
Pound World would be a great name for a brothel.
@mattwhitley8781 4 жыл бұрын
@Baron Will who doesn't? Im from the uk and I've known the word "pound" used in that context over here many times.
@MinxLaura123 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@ZeebraSneeze 5 жыл бұрын
You don't have to pretend they're spades to be poker themed... they're already HEARTS
@benhatto 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@nimoy007 5 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this
@bytheway0416 5 жыл бұрын
Ding ding ding ladies and gentlemen we have a winner! Harvey tell him what he’s won... well Mark, the internet, he’s won the internet.
@Xirpzy 5 жыл бұрын
oh hi Mark
@Laxora_NZ 5 жыл бұрын
Also, even if you did pretend they were spades, they'd be the wrong colour, Spades is traditionally a black suit, not red. So many problems with this idea, it'd never work!
@STiP0 5 жыл бұрын
*what's my proudest moment?* HORSE.
@marti5420 5 жыл бұрын
Dating a zombie this Vday STiP0?
@camelChase20 5 жыл бұрын
Celebrate Valentine's day by going to your crush's house and blasting Gone Guru, eh?
@ToaOfFusion 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Mongolian throat-singing
@zwete 5 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true heroin addict
@SATAMonkeys 5 жыл бұрын
Ayee stipo
@mrhappysadass 5 жыл бұрын
"You could probably use them as spades for your poker club..." Ah, yes. If only there were another, more heart-like shape that one could find in a deck of cards...
@applesKIWISbananas 4 жыл бұрын
@@critarc no, its definitely clovers!
@EddieHawkinsII 4 жыл бұрын
Trapezoids!
@drivingcat6901 4 жыл бұрын
Horse
@annonymous7286 3 жыл бұрын
@@drivingcat6901 🥇
@WeirdWonderful 2 жыл бұрын
You and your fanciful dreams !
@cutterchaz 5 жыл бұрын
What's at the top of my bucket list? "i dunno, die probably." I didn't come here for relatable existentialism Stuart.
@bartholomewdan 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Ashens cares so much about us horsekind
@AgentTasmania 4 жыл бұрын
How's old Horace Octavius Reginald Sorrel Edwards these days?
@ShakeItLittleTina 4 жыл бұрын
HORSE
@mp9264 4 жыл бұрын
horse
@davidverbeek4849 4 жыл бұрын
Horse
@Skelig 3 жыл бұрын
horse
@hurricanebtvs 5 жыл бұрын
ASHENS IDEA IN MONGOLIAN `2001 RESURRECT HORSE ON PLANET BURGER KING
@shearetherford9120 5 жыл бұрын
hurricanebtvs bless this comment
@andymadden8183 4 жыл бұрын
Referencing the Toynbee tiles, I see.
@ericariley1696 5 жыл бұрын
"What's my proudest moment?" "Horse!" 🐴
@MontieMongoose 5 жыл бұрын
That'll do Ashens, that'll do.
@Uzur9 5 жыл бұрын
Horse.
@DASyam-tb7qt 5 жыл бұрын
Mongolian throat singer!
@edamjone-hash3626 5 жыл бұрын
Baa Ram You
@powpuck5031 5 жыл бұрын
burger king
@huntercinnamon6912 5 жыл бұрын
Dog and cat
@KurosakiYukigo 5 жыл бұрын
Never have I seen a mug that more adequately describes my self-esteem
@MetaalMeerkat 5 жыл бұрын
I envy your highly enthusiastic self-esteem
@superfiggycrew8086 5 жыл бұрын
It'll do
@Tech101yt 5 жыл бұрын
_HORSE_
@MightyJayYoung 5 жыл бұрын
That design on the mug is a ripoff of the Kurt Cobain journals front cover
@bobbobson110 5 жыл бұрын
I understand you. I would love to get a mug like that as a present, joke or not.
@aliciabutteriss6274 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red I guess that you'll do. I also got confetti And I poisoned your brew Nothing like valentines day to inspire poetry, I guess.
@DiamondProAlpine 5 жыл бұрын
horse
@ozzelot3349 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought "Perfect match" would just be a box of matches. Disappointed.
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
Don't give Poundland ideas.
@markmcpheters 3 жыл бұрын
aro vibes?
@Citadel_Of_My_Thoughts 5 жыл бұрын
A 50 pack of argument starters.
@rachael1090 5 жыл бұрын
Should give a pack to every female friend you have that's in a relationship.
@cmyanmar13 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant value really. I've spent a lot more than a pound to have an argument.
@JonatasAdoM 3 жыл бұрын
This is rather a nemesis 50 pack.
@thirdtemple9179 10 ай бұрын
What a lovely profile pic
@MagicianFairy 5 жыл бұрын
this is all an attempt for Ashens to romance his couch.
@Sgt-Wolf 5 жыл бұрын
Man his wife is gonna be pissed.
@stuxinator8187 5 жыл бұрын
How do you think they've been together for so long?
@Clay3613 5 жыл бұрын
It's his bedroom, bathroom and his lover.
@omikron6218 5 жыл бұрын
That's probably why it is so worn out.
@cipherthedemonlord8057 5 жыл бұрын
It'll turn into an anime girl.
@UniquePanda0 5 жыл бұрын
"Trick question! I never passed after killing twelve instructors." Horse!
@Skaera75b 5 жыл бұрын
"What's my proudest moment? .... HORSE!" As it should be, Sir. Well done, and I love this meme.
@larrymantic2635 8 ай бұрын
9:17
@thomaskeil89 5 жыл бұрын
Who needs a date when we've all got a date with Ashens
@rachael1090 5 жыл бұрын
Pffft, I don't need a box of tat to make that happen
@johndawhale3197 5 жыл бұрын
Our favorite place to have a night out is right in front of his big brown couch...
@Dvlx1 5 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to you pulling out some of that confetti from the back of the couch during the 2020 Valentines Day Special. I'll be disappointed if you don't!
@surpriseraisin5892 5 жыл бұрын
Video idea: what's behind/under the cushions in the sofa? Mildly interested to know if there's any burnt and twisted figures back there
@jm-sh6qr 5 жыл бұрын
@@surpriseraisin5892 just an old pop station watch, some glitter, and a stale French fry
@Zontar82 5 жыл бұрын
I am sure there's still some cyberskin stuck in there
@darrylhamlin7475 5 жыл бұрын
@@jm-sh6qr He's British so you mean a stale chip.
@ActualCharky 5 жыл бұрын
@@darrylhamlin7475 nah, the skinny ones are still fries.
@by3_jud3 5 жыл бұрын
“The perfect match” game had me convinced that it would be a 50 pack of matches
@nonipaskucz8977 3 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one. It would have been the perfect pun
@Devilot109 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I might be broken. When he was about the bring out the mug, I reflexively said *HORSE.*
@Arthurzeiro 5 жыл бұрын
Horse
@HelloThereUniverse 5 жыл бұрын
Yes....
@johannderjager4146 5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch I could borrow? I would like to "show it" to weaboos at an anime-convention. (After pulling the pin and counting to 5, but not more or less than 5.)
@waynecarrjr.1187 5 жыл бұрын
Horse? Where? All I see is a strange man behind you banging cocounuts together
@jasonvoorhees4236 5 жыл бұрын
Burger King.
@johannderjager4146 5 жыл бұрын
@@waynecarrjr.1187, that "strange man" has a name, you know. Don't talk to the King of the Brits that way! Those coconuts were brought to him by a Swallow! (Whether it was an African or European Swallow is still debated to this day.)
@johannderjager4146 5 жыл бұрын
I can just see the commercials to the Poundland engagement-ring. "He went to Poundland..."
@MrSnake-dh3hu 5 жыл бұрын
If you get someone that ring, you certainly won't be going to _pound_ land if you know what I'm saying.
@johannderjager4146 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrSnake-dh3hu, good one.
@rachael1090 5 жыл бұрын
I thought you were just making a joke and then he freaking brought it out...
@smb-c3po 5 жыл бұрын
Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity!
@jacobgarvey11 5 жыл бұрын
Sora Song ew bad joke
@UncleJackOnline 5 жыл бұрын
Im disappointed he didn't open the heart nothing to see what the air smells of......
@UncleJackOnline 5 жыл бұрын
Horse!
@dylanlandon8027 5 жыл бұрын
Burger King!
@WildVee 5 жыл бұрын
A sweatshop
@UncleJackOnline 5 жыл бұрын
@@WildVee that too hehe
@The_SnuggleDuck 5 жыл бұрын
A Mongolian
@dianamarihuana3062 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens, review mongolian throats flavoured pizza snack.
@theweirdo8622 5 жыл бұрын
What is that? Sounds awful
@ItsDanLatham 5 жыл бұрын
Much like every year, nothing says love like poundland tat on a worn brown sofa!
@deathsyth8888 5 жыл бұрын
You will always be my "British KZfaq star who lives in Norwich and reviews things" date for Valentine's.
@PinieNox 5 жыл бұрын
deathsyth8888 same for me, but thats because barry did not make one 😉
@dittot 5 жыл бұрын
"What is my proudest moment?" *"HORSE"*
@Spongebobs4Life 5 жыл бұрын
The Poundland sex toy line is called “nooky” ......I have no comment I just feel like everyone should know.
@BradRLee 5 жыл бұрын
They have a Poundland sex toy line? Isn’t that just going to be made up of sharp ended, hard plastic dongs and boob stressballs?
@PlutoPebble 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Nook from Animal Crossing is going places
@km5405 5 жыл бұрын
it is called pound-land after all.
@Dracan 5 жыл бұрын
@@BradRLee same plastic they make the toy soldiers out off
@Dracan 5 жыл бұрын
@Hand Sanitizer I mean it's a daily occurrence for me I like how that plastic come out the mould making them sharp af
@kandigloss6438 5 жыл бұрын
"guess what else they have this year? SEX TOYS! We draw the line here though." Well, over to big clive's channel I go. ;)
@jessicare5331 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Ashens review poundland sex toys
@mmmhorsesteaks 5 жыл бұрын
The other reason it's called poundland ;-)
@cipherthedemonlord8057 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@angrybidoof847 5 жыл бұрын
Big Clive sounds like a name of a toy too
@TechBaffle 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens & Big Clive collab to review Poundland Sex Toys 'Oh sorry I took that one to bits'
@TehSkullKid 5 жыл бұрын
Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 Resurrect dead on Planet Jupiter
@alexanderharris5022 5 жыл бұрын
TheSkullKid so romantic
@invisibleedge2340 5 жыл бұрын
Sleeper cell activation phrase
@AlyxxTheRat 5 жыл бұрын
I love you too
@quillclock 5 жыл бұрын
what an interesting obscure reference. anyone else know about this b4 this video? i was rly into graffiti a year or so ago. interesting stuff.
@peterreed2730 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. South Street Philadelphia
@RingoBuns 5 жыл бұрын
Could you do a quick video of you looking under the cushions of your couch? I’m legitimately curious what’s down there
@maxscardanelli6185 5 жыл бұрын
Hello Ringo As Ashens fans, I think we all are...
@KonekoneFukkatsu 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you lift up those cushions 'Cause there's something down there...
@averybottomtext7713 5 жыл бұрын
Majima is down there. He's everywhere!
@RingoBuns 5 жыл бұрын
ĸιѕнιвe roнαɴ Found ya, Kiryu-Chan!
@stevesstuff1450 5 жыл бұрын
Carmen SanDiego.... ;-)
@AtheistOrphan 5 жыл бұрын
Favourite body part? = So difficult to choose from the many I keep in my freezer.
@EddieHawkinsII 4 жыл бұрын
HORSE
@BandEater 5 жыл бұрын
*OKcupid profile:* Habits: biting nails, gaslighting romantic partners , leaving crumbs in the butter,
@davidribeiro 5 жыл бұрын
10/10. Would match.
@puckcat22679 5 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? I don't gaslight you! It's all in your head. Are you feeling okay? You're making stuff up again!
@drunkenhobo8020 5 жыл бұрын
I was ok until the last one, but that's a dealbreaker.
@md_vandenberg 5 жыл бұрын
From a redhead with blue eyes? I can ignore such quibbles.
@ACHU-DETE 5 жыл бұрын
@@md_vandenberg gross
@herbiehusker1889 5 жыл бұрын
Burger King is my favorite music genre
@theguyinthefunnyhat 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens: *Answers every questions with "horse"* Horse: I LOVE IT!
@hammy4866 4 жыл бұрын
Best believe I'm going to start answering stupid questions with "HORSE!"
@JohnnnyGash 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens body pillow please.
@Shadow-876 5 жыл бұрын
I'd buy it
@SakurauchiLily 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens best waifu
@Gun5hip 5 жыл бұрын
DO WANT
@penatio 5 жыл бұрын
With *hello!* sfx. It has to be poundland branded too.
@numbmind120 5 жыл бұрын
I'll take 8.
@richardeadon6396 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, pretend the heart-shaped lights are spades so they look like one of the suits of a deck of cards. Genius.
@MusicFurler 5 жыл бұрын
Failed opportunity on the cards the next card said "What was the naughtiest thing you did at school" HORSE
@jamesflynn4951 5 жыл бұрын
Run through a field of wheat
@Bluscream 3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@lightlysalted2564 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the three genders. Woman, man, and anime body pillow.
@YourDad-dh6fj 5 жыл бұрын
Mom it's my turn on the gender.
@luckypies0-0 5 жыл бұрын
DoubleReeBoy lol
@ndxdirectorscut 5 жыл бұрын
The Three genders lived in peace. but everything changed when the SJWs attacked.
@akertree 5 жыл бұрын
Abp's for life
@swanningabout 5 жыл бұрын
I thought there was only two!
@ColonelPenguin 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens is always my Valentine
@DiamondProAlpine 5 жыл бұрын
Colonel Penguin *Horse*
@Fazeof1p 5 жыл бұрын
The alien symbiote attached to my body approves of that coffee mug. Happy Love Day :)
@EddieHawkinsII 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pissed my anime body pillow didn’t get me Lord Huggington...
@thecollierreport 4 жыл бұрын
In 2020, that toilet paper is sexy
@cheekbonestrenchcoat 5 жыл бұрын
Horse! 🐴 Burger King! 🍟🍔
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Sian Taylor Horse King!
@Mick_92 5 жыл бұрын
Toynbee idea 🤔 In Kubrick's 2001 🚀 Resurrect the dead ⚰️🧟 On Planet Jupiter 🌕♃
@PupVex369 5 жыл бұрын
@C C Number 15.
@ShakeItLittleTina 5 жыл бұрын
A Toynbee Tiles reference? How fascinating and obscure, I even had to look it up and I’m from the area where the tiles first popped up. You’re awesome
@TyphonMar 5 жыл бұрын
I knew about it through CRACKED
@slaughterround643 5 жыл бұрын
Can you recap? Most of the material I've seen on it is inane, conspiratorial and fucking boring
@livly_garden 4 жыл бұрын
@@slaughterround643 there is a documentary about it that is a great watch!
@BojoPigeon 5 жыл бұрын
"Resurrect Dead" is my favorite documentary. Worth checking out.
@idontcareenough5321 4 жыл бұрын
If only he knew what would happen in just a year... 4:39
@johnnyp030279 5 жыл бұрын
Favourite film “Begotten! “. I’m literally crying 😆😆
@Metalkitty33 5 жыл бұрын
Poundland sold 20k engagement rings in a week .
@neyoid 5 жыл бұрын
"How To Tell Her You Don't Want Her"
@LeeDee5 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many divorce rings they will inevitably sell.
@MrFunkia 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing sells like quality!
@jamescollins6085 5 жыл бұрын
20k people have hit rock bottom.
@neonte13 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamescollins6085 Plastic bottom, actually. It's 99,000 carat Rockanique, encased in a luxurious Plattinarium double-half band loop, and let me tell you, the last time we had these on the show, they all sold within the first five femtoseconds, so you've really gotta act fast, here!
@JanPospisilArt 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh god, it's going in the back. It's still coming! That's gonna be there for a million years." - from "Ashens Takes His Valentine to Poundland 2019"
@armchairwomanmao2922 5 жыл бұрын
I've been married for ten years I still can't answer more than 2 of those Valentine questions.
@alkestos Жыл бұрын
Horse!
@tedthez 5 жыл бұрын
Best Valentine's Day movie - "Manos" The Hands of Fate
@SquigglyP 5 жыл бұрын
The awkward hair-touching scene with Torgo really gets my blood pumping almost as much as the peeping tom Torgo scene. So many great romantic Torgo scenes.
@koenvandamme6901 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the sweet dulcet tones of the haunting Torgo theme.
@DarthPerkins 5 жыл бұрын
The Master approves.
@jing2391 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens referencing the Toynbee Tiles? My life is complete. Best. Valentines. EVER.
@medes5597 5 жыл бұрын
My exact reaction. I was ridiculously happy about this.
@thegardenofeatin5965 5 жыл бұрын
Are those still happening?
@SquigglyP 5 жыл бұрын
@@thegardenofeatin5965 I don't think so, but there's no telling how many the guy planted or if they've all been found / noticed by now. I'm not sure if the guy is still alive, but he was supposedly in poor health and had some pretty serious mental problems back when they made that documentary about them, and that had to have been at least a decade ago... Assuming that the guy who supposedly did them is actually the guy who did them, as there's really been no confirmation that I know of.
@medes5597 5 жыл бұрын
@@SquigglyP wrong, the main suspect died but there's new tiles appearing regularly still. The fact that some are appearing in the same style as the originals, with with the same sub rants, makes people think Sevy either had a partner or it wasn't him.
@AntoniTolwinski 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that answer to the "favourite film" question made me spit out my cereal. Begotten. Brilliant.
@terryhinch 5 жыл бұрын
I was so excited last year when I visited NYC and was crossing a street and happened upon a toynbee tile. I had forgotten about the until that moment and it made my day. Second only to seeing the Ghostbusters Firehouse.
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats seeing the Ghostbusters building.
@milovaalafacu 5 жыл бұрын
"Anime body pillow in your life" Oh ashens, I don't even have one of those
@dr.velious5411 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh those Zone-Tan Dakimakura look pretty comfortable, I'd definitely get one if I wanted to ward off anyone without a sense of humor.
@drownsinkoolaid4203 5 жыл бұрын
I don't even have one either. I have 12 :(
@intrepidmatter8165 5 жыл бұрын
Horse
@dr.velious5411 5 жыл бұрын
@@intrepidmatter8165 Of course, of course.
@christopherlsthomsen 5 жыл бұрын
Well done for the "Begotten" line - seriously the darkest answer I would be able to come up with there
@Oceanblue_Art_ 11 ай бұрын
I can't help but imagine the heart confetti being used for "Valentine's Day activities" and ending up... inside someone
@PedroBenolielBonito 5 жыл бұрын
2:21 'beautiful heart-shaped box' I bet Ashens's girlfriend eyes him like a Pisces when, he is weak...
@mayal5775 4 жыл бұрын
Who needs romance being elicited by love heart confetti and lights on a bed when you can have it on Ashens brown sofa 😍
@CoxTH 5 жыл бұрын
I am disappointed that "The Perfect Match" didn't just contain a single matchstick.
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
"What's my favourite thing to have forbreakfast?" HORSE
@armchairwomanmao2922 5 жыл бұрын
This is your BEST video. I actually re-watched it.
@AlisonBryen 5 жыл бұрын
My inner neat freak died a little when he sprinkled that confetti over the sofa.
@K21_KXW 5 жыл бұрын
Is it so inner you live in a state lol
@AlisonBryen 5 жыл бұрын
@@K21_KXW Lol! No, it's inner in the sense that I try very very very hard to suppress it, but it's always there lurking...and often it gets triggered nonetheless!
@Dumbledoresarmy13 5 жыл бұрын
I went to a crappy public school in the U.S. and funding cuts got rid of German and Woodworking but we still had Latin.
@chefexcellence322 5 жыл бұрын
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. America football is more important than learning a second language or a practical skill which can be used for future employment.
@cipherthedemonlord8057 5 жыл бұрын
Joys of Public Education plus Common Core and No Child Left Behind.
@koenvandamme6901 5 жыл бұрын
I actually chose to study Latin for 6 years.
@ButtonMasherReal 5 жыл бұрын
Koen Van Damme Well, we all make mistakes in life.
@drownsinkoolaid4203 5 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 INCREDIBILIS!
@RavenhallowGrey 5 жыл бұрын
Having seen many Toynbee tiles in Philly, I appreciate that ending SO MUCH.
@JO3YSworld 5 жыл бұрын
These videos each year are the only thing I like about Valentine's Day! Did not disappoint!!!
@ellie8161 5 жыл бұрын
Thought the perfect match thing would be a pack of matches at first. Not sure how that would be valentine-related but it would be more useful at least.
@AtheistOrphan 5 жыл бұрын
Ellie McKibben - So did I!
@MrDussek 5 жыл бұрын
what happened to the heart box with the jokes in them?
@TheTechnoLocker 5 жыл бұрын
Burger King
@drownsinkoolaid4203 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't he say in last year's video he said he managed to lose it and couldn't find it? Can't say for certain but that rings a bell to me.
@MadameTeqi 5 жыл бұрын
@@drownsinkoolaid4203 just checked the '18 video in my marathon and that's absolutely the case :( it was my favorite part too
@luthmhor 5 жыл бұрын
Weren’t they like romantic suggestions that were unintentionally creepy and hilarious? I don’t remember jokes.
@tsabanski 5 жыл бұрын
"BEGOTTEN." Me: *laughs harder than what would be deemed socially appropriate in basically any situation, anywhere*
@TheTaylorwailer 4 жыл бұрын
What was the naughtiest thing I've ever done at school? HORSE
@EddieHawkinsII 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, Catherine the Great!
@jimbob3332 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens spicing up the good-bad movie references with a Monster-A-Go-Go rather than a Plan 9 or The Room.
@omikron6218 5 жыл бұрын
Plan 9 is going to come out later this year.
@koenvandamme6901 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually my favourite MST3K episode. *Riiiiiing*
@SirAnimosity 5 жыл бұрын
Happy Valentines Day, Mr. Ashens
@leecroft7311 5 жыл бұрын
Ashen's really went out this year on setting such a romantic background what with the lights, glitter and everything.
@mikigameplays 5 жыл бұрын
OK we learned something today from this video HORSE !
@keyholes 5 жыл бұрын
You are my insomnia's Valentine.
@drwhoscumrag 5 жыл бұрын
keyholes hello fellow insomniac!
@pignostril 5 жыл бұрын
Nice. A reference to the Toynbee Tiles.
@MinusNoir 5 жыл бұрын
- Are you a dog or a cat person? - You always forget I'm a hedgehog, honey.
@topo8444 5 жыл бұрын
I could use some of that "in case your valentine is crappy" roll since I've received sick for Valentine's Day. Though this installment of the brown couch show definitely made my day. Thank you Ashens!
@CLaw-tb5gg 5 жыл бұрын
"What was the naughtiest thing I ever did at school" Shot the headmaster
@FortuneFinders 5 жыл бұрын
I love having your throat chords reverberate into my ear holes :)
@martinhall9074 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed my head off at those card readings!!!Class.
@tdata545 Жыл бұрын
I live on the coast of MS for 4 years now, and man nothing is a larger bummer than the lack of ice cream shops. Up north when I used to live in Chicago, there were loads of them. The township I grew up in had 3. It was 70F today, so what? 23C, close 21C. Near December. What a great place to live. People make fun of Mississippi, but it's quite lovely on the coast.
@rockymaxwell 5 жыл бұрын
"The man in your life" HAHAHA "The woman in your life" Idon'tswingthatwaybutHAHAHAH "The anime body pillow in your life" HAHA-wait- *looks at Makoto* *shame* -well...
@MadameTeqi 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, if you mean Naegi, at least you know you can get lucky ;p
@zachodovadostickasklp9746 5 жыл бұрын
I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on its own now
@number1randomboy629 5 жыл бұрын
*WELL*
@number1randomboy629 5 жыл бұрын
@@zachodovadostickasklp9746 wait wtf?
@fruitylooney348 4 жыл бұрын
Uh- Makokto is underage 😐
@MicoDossun 5 жыл бұрын
“What was my favorite subject in school?” Gaslighting! “What is an annoying habit of mine?” GASLIGHTING!
@Alibm80 5 жыл бұрын
Another classic from Ashens! :D Please keep them coming man
@jamiemackenzie6540 5 жыл бұрын
I used to watch you when I was a kid and I loved you so glad to see you on trending so I can watch you again
@Shikaku2 5 жыл бұрын
7:12 White Castle. Or the bin. If I had to pick between those though I'd take the bin because I know what's in it.
@chcc12 5 жыл бұрын
I just realised, the handle on that mug is the wrong way up
@thomasarrington156 5 жыл бұрын
Apoc Vulkax that’s .... infuriating
@theweirdo8622 5 жыл бұрын
It's for left handed folk 😁😁😂😂
@markmcpheters 2 жыл бұрын
tenth-of-a-ply bog-roll! finger goes straight through!
@hairyapefilms 5 жыл бұрын
HORSE! I laughed all the way through, you still got it Mr Ashen!
@DVDandFilmBloke 5 жыл бұрын
Did Kubrick fake the moon landings? BURGER KING
@thegardenofeatin5965 5 жыл бұрын
"Joint spa day." Because of the US military, anytime I hear "joint" I think "I wonder how many hundreds of billions this is going to cost."
@koenvandamme6901 5 жыл бұрын
Time to bath bomb the Middle-East!
@jordanpike5816 5 жыл бұрын
Add oil to make it even more romantic, and give the bombs a purpose
@SpecterSprite 4 жыл бұрын
I like the passing Begotten reference. More love for that film!
@MathewHaswell 5 жыл бұрын
🎵My lovely horse, running through the field...🎵
@WoodstaS 5 жыл бұрын
I recently watched a recommended video that was literally poorly rendered 3D brown bears dancing badly to a crudely edited hardcore techno remix of “Sweet Dreams”. The package of air is a much better use of resources in my opinion. Video was called “Bears Dance to Sweet Dreams - Remastered”. Sounds dodgy but it isn’t, honest.
@chadschmaltz9790 4 жыл бұрын
8:19 let's see, you could go with the fibula, the tibia, the calcaneus (heel bone), or my personal favorite, the patella (kneecap).
@vandercudo 5 жыл бұрын
This is the only reason I'm looking forward to Valentines day. FML!
@mistaecco 5 жыл бұрын
There used to be a bunch of original Toynbee tiles in my city that I'd see pretty regularly on my daily commute. I'd completely forgotten about them till just now.
@TheCatpirate 5 жыл бұрын
That is the least reassuring mug I've ever seen.
@Coolpool2002 5 жыл бұрын
Catpirate I see you every where
@RoninCatholic 5 жыл бұрын
I'd feel so comforted and fulfilled if a girlfriend got me one of those at some point. Might even be the first gift I ever received from a significant other. Yes, my past relationships were _that_ bad.
@terminalfrost3645 5 жыл бұрын
@@Coolpool2002 perhaps because you like the same things!!
@jorda.2412 5 жыл бұрын
I assure you, it's a mug. Would definitely hold hot liquids.
@RAFMnBgaming 5 жыл бұрын
So far...