Let's sit and think about the fact that in almost all of Ashen's videos, he's kneeling on the floor.

Just imagine, if ashens made a kid 10 years ago and not a youtube channel he would be feeding his child 37year old birthday cake today.

What an honour it is to have my parents' wedding cake featured in your 10th Anniversary Anti-Spectacular! I apologise for the smell of the cake. In hindsight I feel I should have mentioned that in the letter. We had it floating around the kitchen for almost a week afterwards. Whilst I can catagorically state that we did NOT spread the Lurpak on the cake for eating, my Dad DID try a piece. He said that it didn't taste particularly bad but was a bit dry. As a result, he was rather disappointed to see you didn't try any. If you had have done, you would have been a braver man than I though as I chickened out and never tried any either.

"SHIT ARSE" And that is where I fucking lost it

Congratulations on 10 years. You sound older than 10, but I guess kids these days grow up fast!

"Shit Arse." That sums it up perfectly.

"Let's take a sniff. OH FU-"

"Shit Arse"

Oh that's where I left my calculator...

I watch in 240p just for Nostalgia ... and because of my modem

The intro killed me.

"Lets make a calculator and put a tank of water on top of it!" "OK, sounds good. What shall we put in the water? a Fish, Shark, Pirate ship maybe?" "Horse."

dude u need 2 kick it up on the spectacular notch here...

That intro was beautiful

to think his couch has lasted 10 years............

his channels older then some of his viewers

Ashens makes me come. Here's for 10 more years of coming :)

I got to wait until May for my 10th Anniversary :(

Can I nominate ashens as the slowest growing KZfaqr that deserves more subscribers?

ive just watched 10 years worth of videos in a week, i must be mental.

"I wonder what it smells like?" *DIES*

For a moment I thought to myself "He should have kept it until it was as old as him and had it for a birthday video". Then I realised I wasn't as clever as I had thought...

Talk of replacing the sofa?! let's never speak of this again

"shit arse" was so good, i made it my avatar.

Wow, 10 years and the quality of content is still flawless. That's literally better than most TV shows.

Congrats on 10 years, Ashens! Happy to say I've been watching for the better part of that. I think I discovered you around 2008, when you reviewed the R-Zone. I had one of those horrible things when I was a kid, and seeing all the things I hated about it so snarkily and humorously presented was fantastic. To this day, your gaming and obscure tech reviews tend to be my favorites, but I enjoy everything you do on this channel. So, THANK YOU for all the entertainment, and best of luck in the next ten years!

Watching him say that the Brown Sofa will need replaced 7 years after this (and 3 years before the 20th anniversary special) is absolutely hilarious, thank you Stuart, no notes.

What kind of deranged family would keep a wedding cake for 37 years.

Ashens was asmr before asmr was asmr

+ashens you cant replace the couch, it's historic

I've been on KZfaq since October 23rd 2006. I remember watching the original Pop Station and Neo Double Games when they first came out! Since then I have been a loyal Ashens fan ever since. Thanks for all the good times man. Love from California, USA!

"Let's see what it smells like" Oh boy here we go

He did say google was going to fuck up youtube..... he was right

"This sofa is modular." Sudden horrible images of Eli!

God. 2006 was 10 years ago?

This channel was found by me feeling nostalgic for old board games on my 40th birthday (about 3 weeks or so ago) and by luck I found Stuart and his friends playing Tetris and other old games. Then looking through his other videos of him ripping the p\%s out of pound shop tat for 10 years I have come to the conclusion that ashens is awesome and so is his channel. Here's to another decade and many more.

Ashens and charile the unicorn. I miss 2005

Somewhere in the world, Dan started gagging and he doesn't know why.

Back in secondary school I would jailbreak and mod iPods and iPhones, so I saw the A88 review at silly o'clock in the morning and was hooked ever since. Always loved the very dry and very British improvised humour. As I got older the better it got (due to comprehension probably). Although I know you generally don't read these, I'm sure we all hope you continue to create your own special flavour of KZfaq content.

Less than 1.5 million subs in 14 years. Really, really underated channel here.

It cant possibly have b... HOLY SHIT, it's really been ten fucking years! :O That sofa needs to go!

Typical video in your style - extremely British, extremely hilarious, and intriguing to say at least! Thank you Ashens for all those years and...HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! :) Keep it up, man!

10 years! I was only trying to work out how long I'd been watching the other week, must be around 8 years. I think I was looking for stuff to watch as a procrastination from uni work, and it was at a time where it didn't take me that long to catch up on every existing video. I never miss a video, here's to many more years Ashens! You're my favourite :)

"You'll have to bare with me for a second" Ashens, we've bared with you for 10 years now, we can handle it.

Impressive. 14 years now.

Ashens predicted the horse meat scandal and now he predicted youtube fucking up

Congrats Stuart. 10 years is more than most. I've been watching for 6 years and love your videos. keep going :)

I've been watching your videos for about 8 or 9 years. For some reason I'm still not tired of it.

Been with you for 10 years Ashens for half of my life. I'm drinking a Heineken. Cheers!

Did you let Father Jack do your intro...?

Can't belive it's gonna be 20 years in about 18 months

Holy crap. I remember when your channel was still fairly fresh. The reason I started watching was because I liked amateurish videos and still do!

Holy shit I cannot believe I've been watching your videos for 10 years!!

How long has everyone been watching Ashens?

Ive been watching all 10 years! So Proud of you Ashens

Not having to crowd source the funds for the second movie is very impressive (that in itself is an amazing fact and something many bigger content producers cant even achieve)! Congrats on EVERYTHING man!!!!!!! Combined with the million plus subs proves all the hard work really was worth it!!!! You have yourself a bona-fide brand AND quality content to back it up....... congrats man!!!!! you deserve it!

I live near you, I've seen you around. I watch you. *rubs self with oil* I watch you a lot.

I was just watching a YTP about you. Coincedences

I've been subscribed since 2012! I'm very happy you made it to a whole decade of video making!! Congratulations.

Wow dude, I remember back in 2007, I saw the POP station video, I laughed at that for years, then the PCP station, I literally cried laughing for days. Ashens, you are a truly funny British man, I pretty much grew up on your videos dude. I was like 11 when I first found the POP station video, looking for the PSP video tutorial, that one POP station video turned into a legend, now it's been 10 years, amazing! Happy 10th Anniversary Ashens! You are a true KZfaq Veteran!

Oh you poor man... Your impotence was set off 10 years ago and is till going on today! Now, off to clean my ears!

Out of every KZfaqr you deserve the attention from people

Ashens! One of the best channels on KZfaq! Never stop doing what you do pls.

I still remember watching and rewatching his first videos all those years ago.

"What does it smell like?" Shit Arse.

Hey, Google Video was a great repository for decent quality pirated movies posted by various charitable Russians.

Congratulations Mr. Ashens on a decade of quality content! It has been tremendous to be among your devotees. To many, many more tremendous years ahead!

My god ive been watching this channel for ten years!? I feel old and nearly half of my life ive been subbed here

Here's to 30 more years then :)

That sofa needs a proper viking burial if its going to be replaced.

Man, I feel old... I remember, I was searching the web for information on an NES clone called PolyStation, came across the miniPolyStation 3, and got a link to this channel. Can't beleive it was almost 10 years ago! Happy anniversary, Stuart!

I'm here because the 15th anniversary too. What a time to be alive.

Ahahahaha, I had that calculator. Its from a book club thing that used to be called Pollux, where they sent you a box of two books and some items every month. Similar to how lootcrate works, only it was horse themed and for children. The horse and dog on the calculator were the mascots I believe.

ashens is just a anagram of "Hen ass"

Ashens u have given me many hours of laughter so i thank you love your personality

"SHIT ARSE" XD

Ashens, we all love you. And, when you retire... I call dibs on your couch

10 anniversary 4 years ago, ugggh I feel old

had it not been for ashens popstations would be unrecognized. You sir provide a service

You were the first person i ever subbed to, I've been watching sense you started many years ago and its been awesome.

I laughed WAY too much at the "shit arse" intro hahahaha!

*hears Ashens talk about a 'classy intro'* Me: Hm, I wonder what neat thing he'll think of? (SHIT ARSE) Me: Goddamnit, I should have expected this.

Wow. And to think I've been watching your videos for six of those years! XD Bloody hell, that calculator is fine art.

Ten years of laughing myself silly. Here's to ten more, mate!

Congrats on 10 years, never get rid of that couch.

"LETS SMELL IT!" ~The worst idea ever made

I've been watching your videos quite a bit the last few days. I believe I had seen some content of yours years ago, but I love the fact your channel is very much early KZfaq, lo-fi DIY feeling, yet it has pretty damn decent audio and video. All great, cheers!

I remember discovering your popstation videos around 10 years ago. It's awesome that you're still making great videos.

Ashens: Produced fantastic quality videos for 10 years and reached 1 million subscribers. PewDiePie: 2 years and the biggest channel on KZfaq in terms of subscribers. Half of the Gaming channels: Overrated despite piss-poor quality. ... What has humanity come to...

Did anyone else think it was a Crunchie (chocolate bar) in the thumbnail?

Good god, I have watched this channel since pretty much the beginning! I remember when there were like three videos? All I know is that I was very young when I first saw the Neo Double games and the Pop station. I am pretty sure Ashens has formed what I find funny and a lot of my interests to this day.

You went in for that sniff so confidently, I've never seen you react so viscerally so rapidly in anything else. Beautiful.

Can't believe he's only got one million subs

I wonder how high the bidding would go if Stuart was to put his couch on Ebay.

This channel will be 20 in less than 3 years from now. Crazy

We need more oomph! BRING IN THE MIDI SAMPLES, THEN

My journey into Ashens began when you first uploaded your Gamestation review and I've been watching you hover absolute pieces of shite in front of a regularly out-of-focus tatty old brown sofa for the last 10 years? My god, that's a terrifying thought.

The 20th anniversary is coming up in just 3 years. I'm not sure when time broke, but it sure did somewhere.

Congratulations Stuart! And many more, pray! Loved the book, full of your character dry wit and apathy.

crazy that we are now approaching 20 years