"I don't trust the butter- it might be out of date!" *proceeds to eat suspicious out of date foods from across the world*

I sent him those pork rinds!!! I'm ridiculously happy right now

I'm from Canada. As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit." And it was. And I did.

rule 57: _if it exists, there is a microwavable version of it_

The corn looks like a bloody jpeg it's so flat and unnaturally yellow.

This was a heavily pork and corn based special.

"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm an abomination. Let me die." PURE GOLD

7:12 Owning those exact corn prongs is, next to having a face, the thing most humans have in common.

7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but er" "but er"... MATE.

It's remarkable how a middle-aged man who regularly poisons himself can look so young, honestly. Is Stuart from Bizarro World?

"I don't really know American bacon etiquette, but this would be a pretty shit cut by British standards." HAHA! I love how blunt that was.

'I don't trust the butter, it's been in the fridge for a while' - proceeds to eat 80 year old cookies

The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever

those microwavable pork rinds actually look good.

5:48 "We need some nice bit of vegetable." - Stuart Ashen, 2016

This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human" So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die... I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death

I usually do paper towels on a plate for microwave bacon.

Wow Stuart, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!

Apparently that bacon popcorn is vegan! The more you know.

Oh my God, I live in Canada and there's a Dollarama five blocks from my house. That corn is the biggest joke among me and my friends.

Sorry for the crap bacon - From Canada

durr plant durr plant

Dollarama $2. They're doing it wrong.

First time I've seen microwave pork rinds, normally they're in snack bags already fluffy and such.

I'm from Canada where those maple leaf things are everywhere and trust me, we think it sucks too.

Make I hate Mars bars

I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊

Dollarama is Canadian, that should clear up the bacon with an identity crisis.

Aw man, Melting Pig Candle, my new band name.

In America that is also a bad cut of bacon! D:

Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!

when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber. then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.

Corn on a cob is one of the few reasons I keep a microwave around. I buy normal cobs from the greengrocers though.

"I was going to put some butter on it , but er" Nope? ok bye.

By far my favorite youtube personality! I can watch ashens all day

Here in the US i can get a dozen corns on the cob at a local stand that is really good for 3$/dozen

"Proudly Canadian Company!" (Product of U.S.A.) Heavy British Accent:"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?" Colonial Trifecta.

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon.

I swear, everyone in the UK has those same prongs

We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.

6:00 Get in the ship, sweetie. GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!

Your sarcasm is always priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/

The popcorn smell is one of life's best smells.

You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice. Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.

Oh no, Ashens! Don't trust food from Maple Leaf.

I've watched this video countless times over the years and "Chiccarones. Thank you for that!" still absolutely finishes me off every time

8:51 Isn't that Mr.Hanky, The Christmas Poo? So that's what he does when not appearing on South Park.

The high-point of my morning is to watch a man cook and eat food behind a camera.

The popcorn... "safe for vegans." eew... That means neither the bacon nor the butter is real! Eew! 😨😰😱😲😵😷

Whenever I'm hungry late at night, I watch one of Ashens' food specials. It destroys my appetite immediately... Works like a charm!

Cooking actual bacon and actual corn in the microwave is usually pretty good.

I don't think I could fit my dog in my microwave.

Even to the crap American standard that's crappy bacon. Like, really crappy.

+Ashens I love your food specials! Keep up the good work mate!

The bacon itself appears to be American - the reason there's a maple leaf on it is because Dollarama is a Canadian retail chain.

Everything's on a cob! The whole special's on a cob! Go! Go! Go!

7:12 I have those same prongs!

"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig, I'm an abomination, let me die!" "3 b a g s" God I love Ashens

2:17 I died at the bat man style microwave 😂

Almost got it right. The chich in chicharrones is pronounced as "cheech," like Cheech and Chong.

my grandma used to have corn skewers like those, but they got horribly rusted and she tossed them in the trash

Been 3 years since i last watched ashens, glad that nothing has changes :)

i love how i got an ad at the start about how to eat healthy on this video

The Bacon Pop's mascot looks like a heavily used sanitary towel.

First time i have ever heard a brit saying "chicharrones" what an amusing day it has been.

pig-scented candle. mmm

this is so fucking good, the whole channel. always this fucking couch. obscure movie references.stupid brilliant jokes. this is ridiculously funny to me, all of it. thanks.

“from the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt! you know, those freaks!”

Ready Crisp? Of all the american foods, you got the shit we can't even get our dogs to eat xD

This was in my recommended, so I decided to watch it a second time. Out of curiosity, I decided to look up the video of yours that I subscribed because of. _I can't believe I've been watching you review tat on a brown sofa for 7 years._

Our family's 'fancy china' is a set that was gotten free piece by piece from a grocery store here in Canada 50 years ago.

"An Excellent Amount Of Microwavable Food"

7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but... er..." Unintentional puns :D

Preceding this vid was an ad which started with "How is it that one third of the food we produce is wasted?" The answer followed immediately.

"Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm abomination, let me die. Three bags.." *claps*

You better make sure that microwaved food doesnt HAVE AUTISM

"Nice bit of vegetable..." Ehm, actually corn is a fruit... *dodges tomatoes*

This is why we love you Ashens.

I'm so happy that someone sent in the microwavable corn, I saw that awhile back and my mind screamed "ASHENS" but I didn't do it due to lack of funds to ship stuff to the UK.

We do our Bacon in the Microwave. All you do is place it on a plate with layers of paper towels like you did. Also, Corn on the Cob is amazing in the microwave, just make sure it is buttered up properly, or you get popcorn everywhere.

I like how Ashens cooks everything in these videos improperly then is surprised that it nearly kills him every single time.

I was really sadistic in uni and I binged-watched all your videos of you eating terrible food... Probably said a lot about my uni diet at the time:P

what did the world do to deserve someone as amazing and pure as stuart ashen

Anyone else notice the best ingredient in the bacon? SMOKE! And yes I did see it had smoke flavour added too.

i was eating a cadbury egg while watching this.

I've no idea why the funniest thing on youtube is a guy reviewing crummy products on his couch but it is.

“Hi I’m the flesh of a dead pig I’m an abomination let me die.” lost the root beer I had in my mouth through my nose when he said that

Category: Science & Technology

How do you fuck up corn on the cob?

more poundland food special!!! or just food overall

The microwave transition is everything

I fucking love your vids man. I love ypur humor.

*greeezziiiyy* that's how I would describe bacon popcorn *greezziiyy*

"but i don't trust the butter" thats made my day so far.

Just noticed that the Lowrey's Pork Rinds were made by Oberto on the back of the packaging - they're a local company up here in Washington State. Love their beef jerky/pepperoni products.

It's cheaper and tastier to buy fresh corn and cook it in the microwave.

As an American I can say that looks like the worst bacon I've seen to date.

I didn't quite remember whether i have already watched this one or not... Yes i did. So i rewatched it, and the BaconPOP is going out of date TODAY !!! :D

ashens might be the only channel where you can hear a British man say "burning pig candle" while the camera states at popcorn