Makes me sad only 10 people know that.

i too was alarmed by these sounds

+MistyLMR he did xD

Humans amirite?

@@zombieranma2263 nou

When I first saw him, I thought, he doesn't look at ALL the way I imagined him. I thought he'd look like Stephen Fry for some reason.

@@zombieranma2263 zombies are sus

Not 130 year old olives.....

+JoebroGaming can you blame him?

+Sander yes, yes we can. he is a failure to the British name

+Lee Doughty Heresy! Ashens should be a national treasure - he is basically England (with the hooligansim removed) personified.

@@leedoughty1607 😀

kaleb hopper You are right it is lady and the tramp

Barry Lewis I'm sure it was a test to see who watched the entire video ^_^

kaleb hopper And you'd be right.

kaleb hopper I and 165 others salute you, guy who noticed that first, thus saving us from writing the same comment.

kaleb hopper As for the realistic version, it's been done by the Simpsons persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/santas-little-helper.gif

Plus, he looks like Simon Pegg

Plus Simon Pegg looks like ashens

That happens in every episode

@@Boogie_the_cat every episode is entertaining

@@Boogie_the_cat Then there was Barshens, where Barry just went headlong into the fray and ate every awful thing without complaint.

Chloe Horan When you eat rotten food in a pretty much monthly basis, a bit of marmite is not gonna rustle your jimmies.

In Barry's defense, Stuart's sense of taste had probably been destroyed by eating waaaaay too much garbage from poundland

IceDragon1377 Or the hundred year egg from the Chinese Delicacy video that probably did ruin his taste buds

Chloe Horan I love their dorky chemistry

Don't worry, just give Barry a few solid weeks of eating expired food, and he'll have a stomach of titanium.

***** TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!

Badatstuff For those who are doubtful: Ben & Jerry's Cheesecake Ice Cream. Or If you're more 'posh': Michel Bras' Chocolate Coulant with blue cheese.

Badatstuff You tried this and found out it was an epic fail?

Badatstuff a market stall where I live often sells chocolate cheese, it's just cheese and chocolate turned into a cheese thing, it's uhm something

Badatstuff i read up until ''Chocolate and cheese works really well'' then immediately went to try it. Naturally i melted them together and it was horrible. I need to start reading the whole sentence before i try stuff :/

Hey chris👍

***** Hey Christoph can we kiss?

***** my god I haven't been to your channel since your Christopher Walkens impression

***** ahhhh crabstickz!

Plz vlog

Ay, Barry Losing weight there : )

Barry Lewis you're a brave, brave man.

***** sure new giant food next sunday actually thanks

Obi Wan Cannoli losing weight so I can gain weight lol

Mate you are awesome 10/10 must watch more of yr videos

They also did another parody where Homer and Marge are the Tramp and Lady, and the latter's entire head ends up in the former's mouth for a second.

I always avoid Ashens videos with a "guest." They're always annoying and add absolutely nothing to the video (Chef Excellence excluded.)

James Rider Barry is a superfan of Jamie Oliver, some say.

We hated the sofa! 11/Doritos - IGN

D͟i͟a͟m͟o͟n͟d͟ P͟i͟g͟m͟a͟n͟ why you here if you hate sofas :'(

JESUS CHRIST YOUR PICTURE

Ice will do stange things to your eyes

XpGamers Monicleman its pink eye no pink eye is actually something that exists its no charachter but it is a illness

"Internal Sucking Motion" is the name of my new Blues album.

You two should get together and make some magic happen...

Yeah, I know mum.

Classic

Charlie Atkinson If we keep pushing him, he's going to shave his beard and grow a mohawk.

That was the best thing I have ever read.

How's that for a slice of fried gold.... YEEEEUH BOIIII.

He didn’t eat the olives. He did eat the 40 year old cake.

I ship them

Just keep it internal

TheSpanishInquisition I didn't expect you to comment!

+Tom Arnott nobody does!

TheSpanishInquisition I didn't expect your existence, that's because no one does

Tastrager yeah.

Very much! He is Simon Pegg

HydraVex no one has ever thought that ever...

HydraVex Like he said in a stream once: "Haven't heard that one before. TODAY."

No, not at all

Yes, he does indeed look quite a bit like Pimon Segg.

RALEIGH SOLILOGUY Oreos dipped in raspberry jam.

thats not that unorthodox.

Wonder if he'd do chicken fries with Oreos in nacho cheese sauce?

Apart from they look absolutely nothing alike? Except perhaps Pegg once had a ginger goatie, about 20 years ago. And other resemblance is completely missing. I sometimes wonder if the people who say this have ever seen Simon Pegg, or do they actually think Ashens of old IS Simon Pegg? Cos when I look at them, there's no resemblance at all. Not they eyes, nose, head shape, height, body shape, teeth, jawline. But they did once have a ginger goatee beard at the same time, many years ago. So does Connor Mcgregor, he actually looks more like Ashens, and he doesn't look like Ashens at all, which says everything.

He looks nowt like Simon Stuart is hotter

Yess!!! Im not the only one!! Ahaha

Duchvelka I have done that too, very nice!

Duchvelka That's not really weird though is it? I think everyone does that. D:

Duchvelka are you from the USA? me too

bleughmacaroni My friends all think it's disgusting, so, not everyone.

Nat Grant in the U.S they can't be called digestive biscuits as it would be false advertising subject to U.S. Law

Conor Buckman they help with digestion btw

digestive biscuits help with digestion

Actually, they’re all over here. Any grocery store sells them.

Megan Gorski not the mcvities ones tho

actually i think his dislikes are just limited to licorice, cold cheese, marmite and things with a very powdery or slimy texture

Elvis Presley loved PB and banana sandwiches

Yep

James Dean I love tramps

James Dean for a moment I thought you were on about how Stuart's face looks neat and smooth but Barry has messy hair

I said that a year before you... an no one liked my comment ='(

But which is which?

RetroSteveUK I tried fish with mustard before... it was rather good, actually.

Crazy Luigi I'm not surprised. Fish fits mustard.

RetroSteveUK young cheese (the type you buy in slices) + nutella is surprisingly good. It's a bit like jam and cheese (which is a fantastic combo) but instead of the sweet jam you have the sweet nutella.

Crazy Luigi We have some sardines packaged in mustard here in the US, idk if that's a thing in the UK.

Yea I could go for that right now. That sounds oddly good.

Yuckatas!

gabor ap I totally agree.

All men do that we put a bunch of food together to fit our craving, it's crazy right

Recently tried just a small layer of tomato sauce on my toast because I was lazy. I discovered something legendary that day.

Superintendent Ai That one doesn't sound too bad, I like toast with my spaghetti. :D

Johan Gustafsson cheese is vile. ill only eat cheese on pizza. my sister is worse. she doesnt eat cheese on pizza or melted cheese. but eats solid cheese. were polar opposites

He likes it he just can’t eat it like straight from the fridge. It’s gotta be cooked or melted he says.

The OTHER dog movie!

StuBarry Was A Lady

Jordan O'C If people need to be told this is a joke then they probably shouldn't be on the internet.

JellybellyWaffles Trust me, the amount of people that fall for bait on KZfaq is just scary. Even if you type so horribly and make it extremely obvious that it's fake, they will still take it seriously.

Jordan O'C I don't believe you, I think this isn't a joke.

He ain't a chef, he's a bloke that cooks things on KZfaq. It's like calling me a porn star cos I filmed my bird giving me a thingymajig. The dude has no professional cooking skills at all, he just found a niche on KZfaq and ran with it. Like Ashens, who is not actually a quality control expert for Poundland despite the rumours.

I'll top that- marmite /and/ sweetened condensed milk on toast. I lived on that for a few months when I was a lad.

I'm foreign, please explain what marmite is, I'm really curious

Nick Nirus Marmite is a British food that is very strong and salty. It's made from the yeast extract you get when you make beer.

Kainlarsen That sounds... interesting. Explains their reactions alright. What does it taste like, just salt?

I saw the word marmite and instantly vomited.

Blistered Bullets You dont need to eat the food, you just need to know what flavours work and make it for other people :)

Ethan Gordon Ah that's true ^^

Ethan Gordon Never trust a thin chef.

tangoman111 This made me laugh omg

+Blistered Bullets It's an old saying.

That does sound good, milk would go lightly toffee flavour...

Oh and i used strawberry jam

Lol xD.

Reminds me vaguely of the Sinner's Sandwich if you ask me. Except that was turkey, strawberry jam, and cereal. (presumably cornflakes judging by its appearance in-game) As for more unorthodox food combos, one thing I tried was fish fingers and bacon in a sandwich. I was looking to up my protein before a workout (my local only does lunch until 3, and I don't wake up early enough to finish my gym sessions before the kitchen closes), so on impulse I decided to order fish fingers and bacon on white bread. It was alright, not excellent but not terrible. Though it DID give me a boost for the gym session that followed.

Nolan Murillo When you say "hot sauce" do you mean Hot, Fire, or all new DIABLO sauce?

hot...also forgot to mention you kind of have to eat the whole cinnabon in one bite.

borderlands beeotch

because Barry and Stuart are the true otp

Alicia Donato #barshens . Its true

I hate how accurate this is

Grape jam. JAM!

So long as it's grape.

I'm going to assume you are American and referring to jam and by the missuse of the word jelly. It's English, not American. Speak it right. If you are referring to jelly (the proper jelly and not jam) then please ignore the previous remarks

Jake Wake I'm going to come to your country and drive on the right side of the road and honk at anyone in my way.

LightningNC so, depending on where you drive you (and your stubborn ways) are willing to risk hundreds of lives, thousands of (the best currency) pounds of damages and countless prosecutions JUST to prove your point? Way to show your country in a good light.

Alternatively, cut in half, pop out and eat the yoke, fill in the cavity with any sauce you wish, put back together, eat whole.

Travis Nelson I eat egg and hot sauce sandwiches fairly often; they're rather good. Then again, most things are good with hot sauce, so it might just be that.

Christmas cake with a slice of cheddar on. 😊

Lol. Know this is years on down the road but my granddaughter loves to dip her French fries(chips) in chocolate milk shake lol

He ate very small amounts

pizzadude808 True.

Alex Miota idk im alive and I ate a chocolate pudding cup that was expired for 3 months

Alex Miota Ashens is super human

Alex Miota ...You're not serious, right?

Jack Willson try a salami and cheddar cheese sandwich with strawberry jam, god-tier sandwich

Jack Willson holy shit ikr it tastes amazing

Jack Willson what kinda cheese and jam?

I have cheese with Christmas cake (fruit cake to most people) I don't know why, I don't know when it started, and I don't know who gave me the idea or it was one of my own, but I now can't eat Christmas cake without a slice of cheese on. And I can't have baked beans unless they've been cooked with a knob of butter in. But that's an easy one to trace, I liked the way beans tasted when they'd been on toast and the butter had melted. So I just put some butter in the beans instead, and now I couldn't eat them without it. Everyone I've ever made try it, has followed suit too. I bet anyone reading this, if they try it, they'd end up doing it all the time as well. It's a heavenly combo.

I have to say that pineapple on a pizza is the best thing to ever exist tyvm, put some ham and Canadian bacon on it as well for some heavenly joy

Ninten Donut Hawaiian pizza is about the least unorthodox pizza I can think of. At least here in Finland it's often one the first pizzas on any pizzerias menu.

Tell me more about those pizzas that are more unorthodox. Pineapple pizza is crazy how can it get more crazy?

[JOEL VOICE] That shit's gross, don't put it on a pizza

Ninten Donut Pineapple and ham pizza is amazing!! We call it a Hawaiian pizza where I live.