Just a grown man walking into poundland and buying a red wig and a pregnancy test nothing to see here

I love when he says "cheapo" at the start.

I can only imagine the look on the cashier's face when ashens came to the counter with: A red fabulous wig, a pregnancy test, a miniature trash bin and shitty toys.

I don't know how it works in the UK, but here in the United States pregnancy tests are regulated by the FDA, so the cheap dollar store ones are just as efficient as the expensive bluetooth witchcraft tests.

"I held it in my piss stream for the full 10 seconds" ~ Ashens, 2014

I was expecting to see a pregnancy wig made from loom bands

9 months later Ashens gave birth to a beautiful baby nerdcubed.

I like watching Ashens videos in reverse order and seeing the Brown Couch improve in quality.

"So what we have here is a dead juggalo fucked by a silver monkey" I fucking love ashens

I lost it when he said "oh you're referring to the bag, I had a terrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig"

When he put the pregnancy test in the bin I cracked up. Also started laughing at the thought of him buying all these things at the counter...must have been an awkward exchange with the cashier.

Fun Fact: In relation to the "there's nowhere for the fetus to gestate" comment, there are a number of pregnancies on record wherein a woman went for a prenatal exam only to discover that her uterus was empty, because the baby to be somehow escaped her reproductive tract and latched onto her abdominal wall or one of her other organs for it's source of nutrients. It's a form of ectopic pregnancy. Edit: That fact is not, indeed, fun.

I would have laughed my twat off if that pregnancy test came up positive.

From the title I was expecting a loom band wig for pregnant people...

When i saw the move 'Foodfight' in the end, i saw a few quick flashbacks of the people i love in my life.

I like how he says "give us the book of words!" Instead of just "Now, where's the manual for this thing...".

What's the decay rate on loom bands? I want to make a massive, mysterious cube, fill it to the brim with loom bands and go bury it on a tropical island, for some future dolt to come and dig up, thinking he found a valuable treasure. *Future edit from 2115:* _Well! Jokes on me. Loom Bands are the worlds most traded commodity in the future and I just made some stranger a gazillionaire._

There should be a petition for ashens to make a video where he has a makeover with just poundland beauty products...

A Dead Juggalo Being Fucked By A Silver Monkey, Which Is Obiously A Popular Edition to Any Canadian Circus - ashens 2014

In Canada green waste bins like that are actually used for food waste. The idea of keeping food waste in a small bin on a desk is “magically delicious”.

I was unfamiliar with the expression "drop the sprog" meaning "to give birth" and I though he said "drop the Strogg", which I imagine would be quite unpleasant for a lady, unless her secret dream happens to be having an enemy from Quake 2 come out of her lady bits, that is.

"loom band pregnancy wig" plz

"I had the horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig" I don't know why I found that so funny but I did

that trash bin is the cutest thing ever

That wheelie bin is about the same size as the new ones out council is sending out now...

Stuart, I hope you read this. I've been watching your videos now for around 8 years. They were comforting to watch after I lost my mum, they cheer me up when I'm feeling down, and of course all the times in between. I think the entertainment you provide is remarkably good. The humour, the sarcasm, the dry wit - it's all just right, and being British there is of course no language barrier, so I 'get it' all. Without waffling on anymore I will just say "thank you." If what you do has a positive effect on other people then you should be proud of what you've achieved.

For anyone who's wondering, "Giochi Preziosi" means "Precious Toys", and they make the official Hamtaro toys in Italy too.

I found this in my recommended animation suggestions, best animation I've seen, looks ever so realistic! 0.0

The detail on that wheely bin was remarkable

that little recycling bin is actually pretty cute, lmao

Males with certain kinds of cancer (of the ball variety, I think) do test positively on pregnancy tests sometimes. Fun fact: You probably don't have ball cancer.

i can only imagine the cashier's face at poundland when you were buying that wig and pregnacy test

Whenever I see an Ashens video in my sub box, I usually wait to click on it. They just always seem so unappealing. But then when I eventually get bored enough to watch all the videos that seem more unappealing than the others in my sub box, and I get to the Ashens video, I find it hilarious, and regret not having watched it sooner. Am I the only one?

"An Excellent Comment"

The "sad onion" on the loom bands looks kind of like Lemongrab :D

As soon as you said "do not freeze" the video buffered...spooky

Ashens, the only man who can get excited when he sees a sad onion as long as you don't count his fans

1:22 "I had a horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig." If there were a hell I would certainly be going there now, judging by how much I laughed at this

7:26 As a custodian in a middle school in 2020 prior to the COVID-19 ending of schools being open, THOSE THINGS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

Three men were driving through the country when their truck broke down. It was bad weather and they had no place to go. Of course the farmer came along and said they could spend the night with him under one condition. He had a son who had no ears and got very upset if anything was said about it. Later that evening at dinner one of the men kept staring at the boy. The boy, getting upset, asks “What are you staring at?” The man says, “Oh, it’s your teeth, your teeth are so pretty, and make sure you take care of them or they will end up just like mine!” and he takes his teeth out. The second man kept staring and staring at the boy. The boy getting more upset asks the man “What are you staring at?” “Oh,” the man says, “It’s your hair, you have the prettiest hair I have ever seen, and make sure you take care of it or it will end up just like mine!” and he takes his wig off. The third man kept staring and staring and the boy was really irritated at this point and says, “What the hell are you staring at?” “Oh,” the man says “It’s your eyes, you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen and make sure you take care of them because you don’t have any ears to put glasses on.”

"As Seen On KZfaq" Um... is that something you can brag about? Literally anything in the world can be seen on KZfaq.

I have to agree with the final comments. Pound shops do sometimes sell pretty useful stuff. I bought a HDMI cable, notepad, pens, headphones, a Belkin mic for standard headphones, CAT5e RJ45 Ethernet cables, USB hubs, TV antenna, snacks and even some toiletries just in the last few months. Pound shops aren't all that bad.

That recycling bin is arguably the best thing you've gotten from Pound Land.

I'd pay to see the cashiers face when ashens put a wig, a pregnancy test and loom bands on the counter.

"I shit ye not, squire." -Ashens 2014

I forgot how he said CIRCUS WORLD on this and started dying laughing when he said it.

In all honesty, that wig does look fabulous.

If Poundland are really selling Belkin HDMI's I will be very impressed

I wonder what his parents will think if they see a pregnancy test, in a recycle bin, in a trash bin...

FWIW, the dollar store pregnancy tests work just fine. In fact, I have it on good authority that many clinics use them for testing. We went cheaper and used the 10 for a dollar eBay China specials, which work fine but don't have the nice plastic case, just a plastic strip and a foam pad. Detected successfully within 7 days.

The bin should be used for loot crate badges

Well I never thought I'd see Stuart take a pregnancy test.

Just keep using that bin, it can be your recurring guest named Binny.

Our Poundland has this weird psychic thing going on- either that or it has the most amazing market research team to ever roam the Earth. For example, the 3d rulers with names on. They don't carry the name Jim, which literally nobody in my town has.. but they stocked surplus of William, which is a name that i-shit-you-not everyone has in their family. It's crazy. And dogs? They happened to stock 'Tibetan Terrier' themed products. I mean, who does that? Poundland of course. Because there are Tibetan Terrier owners in the town. Aaaaaaand camping equipment. Previously none, but somehow the intel at Poundland discovered when Scouts were doing a camping trip and happened to stock every item on the kit list, including emergency survival blankets (?!?!) and groundsheets. What is life ??

Ashens... the only person to make a pregnancy test sound interesting and funny

I work at Poundland (and previously at 99p Stores) so Ashens is always a damn good source of amusement. I'm actually glad you showed the good side for a change; there really are some absolute bargains to be had! Also a lot of cheap tat. ;)

When they say they developed a range of kitchen items I assume they really mean they went to Alibaba, found some cheap products and slapped some packaging on it.

The loom bands sad onion reminds me of lenny face without the brows

"oh, well if you're an invalid, it refuses to work! that's just rude and discriminatory." XD lol oh ashens. you and your wit.

Inside the wheely bin is where you find all the LIQUID FILTH

I WANT THE PLASTIC WHEELY BIN!

"die cast metal plastic" I laughed out loud...

honestly ashens has the best comment sections

There's no party like an S-Clip party!

"Hello, Im the fifth element."

You passed on a stick and showed it on KZfaq. LEGEND!

Every time I see a sad onion now, the theme song plays in my head. I think my brain is melting.

I saw a DVD in Poundland called 100 ways to tie your tie. Why does that even exist.

I feel like one test isn’t good enough. We need Ashens to buy 20 more pregnancy tests and use them all in order to see how many become positive.

Two years later, and I still come back to this when I need cheering up. Ashens in a wig, never fails to lift the mood.

I got a diaper ad just as Ashens announced he's off to have a wee. Oh, KZfaq.

Oh the dollar store pregnancy test... 7 years ago I had to buy a pregnancy test, I went to Superstore (large grocery chain in Canada). I managed to grab one and get in line without any old lady commentary, a great feat in small town Nova Scotia. As I'm standing in the 1-10 trying my best to look inconspicuous all of a sudden a shrill exclamation comes from my left "YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THOSE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!!!". I turn to see a 50 year grandma staring at me. Dying of embarrassment I turn slightly and mutter "oh yeah... Cool I guess..." and slide forward. She wouldn't stop talking about her grandkids.... They now have durex condoms at Dollarama. Also there is a dollar store chain called "Great Canadian Dollar Store" where everything is "$3 or less!", most of it is $2.50.

It's only in a net because they caught it in the wild

"And here we got a juggalo, that's obvious Come at me bro, come at me bro." 😂😂😂

Just realized I’ve been watching this dude off and on for years and I haven’t even subscribed. I made sure I am now 😂🖤

6:09 it also means you dont have testicular cancer.

As seen on KZfaq? You could put that on *ANY* product!

"What we're look at is a dead juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey." Had me fucking rolling

That loom bands jumpcut was hilarious! But then a stupid unskippable 30 second ad (a.k.a. The worst) ruined the moment.

Pregnancy tests can be used by men to detect certain types of cancer (if it's positive)

7:10 Don't know why but that made me laugh out loud. Why would they even put that on the package? So many questions... Maybe they are time travelers that knew Ashens would review it.

Thats not a sticky rubber monkey, its a metaphor for the monkey on his back, that is addiction. All juggalos are druggies, duh

8:04 That's a brainwashed onion.

The wheels on the car barely go round, barely go round, barely go round...

I want that "New sad onion" sound as a notification tone now

You are the funniest red wig wearing pregnancy test taking loom band making tiny recycling buying frivolous crap guy I've ever seen on KZfaq lol I love it.

"So, what we have here is a dead Juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey, which is of course a popular addition to any Canadian Circus." - Stuart Ashen 2014

I've got a little green wheely bin on my desk. I use it to hold pencils. The things are really bloody useful!

What are you doing, sad onion? "I'm waiting, watching.. judging"

Lmao "hes a juggalo" MCL man I love your vids keep postin em!!

This is by far the best Poundland Special so far. I LOL'd so hard. A Poundland pregnancy test?! :P

"Hello, I'm the Fifth Element."

you're the only youtube r I watch who's suggestions aren't "girl allergic to sunlight"

Dollar-Store Preg Tests are actually pretty accurate

if you buy the base game of WoW you get everything up to cata for free mists of pandara will likly soon follow once warlords of dreanor comes out. so the 1 pound for cata and WotLK is pretty much you get a nice box.

Food fight on DVD XD

YAAAAAY! A Poundland Special! Next to Food Stuffs, these are my most favourite vids. Go Stuart!

Silica gel is non-toxic, if you eat it you will be absolutely fine. The message is just intended to make it clear that it is not intended to be eaten, which might not be as obvious in some packages, but very clear in others.

Once I made a 9 1/2 foot loom band chain and we played long rope with it on the schoolyard

wow I just bought a shit ton of the Jane Ashers collection today at poundland