31:26 hi my name is karuna satori, and you are watching disney channel

Her: how long does it take u to fall asleep? Me: 3-5 hours Her: the average is 7 minutes Me: oh damn

When u play wanna play doctor with your siblings and they say no cause u take it too seriously

Karuna: "Full name?" My hispanic ass who has 6 names: *breathes* Karuna: "Ok let's move on"

4 years later and I’m still coming back to this. This is truly a work of art

20:31 *falling asleep* 20:32 on full blast DID YOU KNOW %60 OF WOMEN ARE WEARING THE WRONG PAD SIZE

*card says 15* me: 75 Karuna: brilliant

Her: what are you allergic to Me: latex Her: uses latex Me:u killed me

Karuna: I’m going to need your complete focus Me: okay *passes out immediately*

Her:follow the light Me:Mkay Her:*moves flashlight off camera* Me:”mission failed we’ll get them next time”

Karuna: I'm going to need your complete focus. Me w/ ADHD, going through the comment section, half-listening to the vid: Wha-

karuna: “are you allergic to aloe?” me: no?? karuna: _are you allergic to aloe?_

Karuna: Let's do the eye test Me: *Not havig glasses on knowing I can't read the top letter* Karuna: "Correct" Me: "Well gaddamn"

Her:Are you allergic to aloe? Me:Yes. Her:*ArE yOu AlLeRgIc To AlOe* Me:ye....**thinks intensely** Me:am I? ;-;

AS SOON AS I LOOKED AT SOMETHING BESIDE ME SHE SAID KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME PLEASE

Me, a British person, when she asks me to verify my insurance: Umm......Obama...care....?

Karuna: "you’re in good hands" Me: "Allstate, are you in good hands?"

*throughout this video--I MEAN,,, NOT VIDEO* broke the fourth wall there haha

:me :* me looking at the comments * “ please look at me “ : me : “ oh ok sorry..”

karuna: “can you read the seventh line please?” me, without my glasses: “no, i cannot” karuna: “good job you did it !” me: “i- well- okay. “

Karuna: “Are you allergic to aloe.” Me: *no* Karuna: R u AllErgIc To AloE? Me: ... aM I tho?

“.. and it will change throughout the video... uh sorry I was watching some educational videos earlier. Throughout this process” *Mission failed. We’ll get em next time*

7:09 when she says “keep your eyes on me please” I actually wasn’t looking directly at her because I had gotten a Snapchat notification banner thing... And I freaked out for a second because I thought she could see that I looked away at the notification! 😂 don’t know why I thought that was funny buuuttt... I did🤷🏼‍♀️

6:44 this, personally, was the most relaxing part of the video. It’s nice, filled with visual and audio triggers. Very professional, too.

"Do you get insomnia?" Me, watching at 3 am, after my 3rd glass of milk, legit praying to get to sleep.: ....*PERHAPS* 🐮

“The video- I’m sorry I was watching some educational videos before.” Nice save lmao

Karuna: I’m gonna need your complete focus Me: half asleep YeS mA’aM

Karuna: *shows doctor notes that look exactly like doctors notes* Me: I see what you did there.

Why do I feel like she is more qualified then my actual doctor? oml thanks for all the likes!!!💖

Her: What is your name? Me: Luke Her: CORRECT

"Anxiety robe-" Me: "why would I want anxiety..."

I love how even when she messes up she still manages to cover it

“How long does it takes you to sleep?” *_nO._*

Karuna: please, have a seat Me, already laying down: *sweats anxiously*

Karuna: tune out the back round nosies Me:(hears ice cream truck)

👁👄👁 all the comments say “1 year ago” and i feel late

Who else just watches karuna every night 😊❤️😴

I always wonder if people ever find out they're colorblind from ASMR videos like this.

when she pulled out the mask and explained why she's wearing it..... not knowing in 2 years it'll be a normal thing😪

This is the first ASMR video I ever watched 6 years ago and I still come back to it

can i just say how much i appreciate you always asking for permission before touching? i feel so respected and comfortable

22:19 me when I open a bag of chips at 2 AM and my family is sleeping

I’ve never actually watched the end of this video, despite watching it 100 times. I fall asleep every time

Karuna:ok I’m going to feel the bridge of your nose now Voldemort:

Her: Can you read the 7th line down? Me: *Reading the letters* Screen: *Goes blurry* Me: WTF! Her: Excellent

Idk why but I love this serious character so much idk why she's so comforting

Karuna: “...and we will officially begin the process.” Me: **already half asleep**

Karuna: I’m just going to feel your heart beat Me: ok Karuna: *do-do do-do** Me: the hell are you doing Also me: is that what my heart sounds like

Asmr on full volume Ad: DO U LIKE PASTA parents: r u ok

You are loved. If You are reading this, you are glorious. Have a great day

is it just me or is the flash light a visual trigger for anyone else?

“Yes I am going to be giving you a haircut” Me: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOCTOR *pulls out a brush and scissors* Me: what da heck we gon do now

Me: 43:01 about to fall asleep Her: 43:18 “that was legitness” Me: WAS THAT A VINE REFERENCE?!

The one problem I have watching asmr..there is always someone to ruin it Mom-COME CLEAN THE DISHES sister-GET MY CHARGER FOR ME Little brother-*jumps on top of me and starts screaming in my ear* Friends- either call or text me

33:14 Karuna- “i’M a dOCtOr” Me- starts telling her my symptoms Karuna- “brush brush brush...” Me- .....

“and it will change throughout the vid-uh-eo-uh- excuse me” breaking the 4th wall i see

I know this is not the most “ASMR” request but could you please do a video in which you go through your make-up collection and tell us what you love, what you’re meh about and what you absolutely dislike?? I honestly trust you so much and your make-up is always so on point and I think the rummaging sounds, the tapping, maybe mouth sounds (I really love them) and brush triggers would be amazing

Could you do a video for like a cancer patient. Like comforting words personal attention after chemo type care. I have cancer and your videos really help me sleep when I’m having rough days in pain thank you !

I’ve watched this video dozens of times and absolutely nothing else can ever compare to the first time I ever watched this and when she repeated “are you allergic to aloe” when I wasn’t expecting it. The chills that ran down my whole body were insane and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

Me: tries to sleep Me 2 seconds later:*looks through the comments to see who said something funny*

Do anxiety robes actually exsist? because I've seen weighted blankets before but a robe or sweater you can wear sounds awesome Someone take my money

Time stamps :) 0:00 - 5:34 Intro/Taking your information & explaining what she’ll be doing 5:35 - 8:28 Putting on gloves & feeling around your face/neck 8:39 - 11:07 Eye test (including a part with the flashlight) 11:08-11:52 Explaining why she has headphones in 11:53 - 13:24 Checking your heart rate 13:25 - 14:10 Checking your temperature 14:11 - 15:11 Taking notes (writing sounds & unintelligible whispering) 15:12 - 18:16 Explaining what the sleep clinic is and explaining about the triggers and what she’ll be doing 18:17 - 21:12 Start of the trigger testing. Giving you a haircut & brushing your hair (tapping on the brush, brush sounds & scissor sounds) 21:13 - 21:32 Taking notes (writing sounds & unintelligible whispering) 21:33 - 25:50 Spraying around your face (crinkle sounds from her taking the mask out of its bag, tapping on bottles & water/spraying sounds) 25:51 - 26:42 Taking notes again (writing sounds & unintelligible whispering) 26:46 - 30:04 Explaining what she’ll be doing next. Applying concealer (tapping on concealer & using fingers to blend it in and repeating the word stipple) 30:05 - 30:19 Taking notes (writing sounds) 30:20 - 31:55 Applying lipstick (pumping the mixture in and out of the tube) 31:56 - 34:03 Applying blush (a bit of mic brushing) 34:15 - 36:29 Clipping your nails and cutting your cuticles (sounds of the two different clippers) 36:31 - 36:48 Taking notes quickly (writing sounds & unintelligible whispering) 36:50 - 38:45 Lighting matches (tapping on the box of matches, sounds of matches burning & visuals of the matches burning) 38:46 - 39:19 Taking notes (writing sounds & unintelligible whispering) 39:20 - 40:55 Follow the light (visuals) 41:00 - 45:12 Testing the consistency of two types of lotions on her hands (tapping on bottles & hand sounds/movements) 45:15 - 45:33 Taking notes (writing sounds) 45:34 - 46:57 Checking your heart rate again 46:58 - 49:18 Frequency of Singing bowl (tapping/hitting it gently) 49:19 - 49:43 Taking notes (writing sounds) 49:44 - 52:52 Going over her notes (unintelligible whispering) Then lets you continue to sleep

When she said “hello” I was like “oh.....she means business”

Her: so I’m just going to take a look in a book,in a brushing book Me: Reading rainbow 🌈 Did anyone else used to love reading rainbow or just me

Karuna: Do you suffer from insomnia? Me: yes. Karuna: sure.

No one: No one at all: Not a single soul: Karuna: **bRiLliAnT**

Karuna: This process should take 30 minutes, 40 minutes at most. Me: *checks time* Me: Uhm, so was that just incorrect math or-

I would pay so much money for a part 2 of this video. I legit watch this video almost every night to fall asleep

your finger fluttering is just u h h h h h i love it

I would cry laughing if she made a video on April fools day about finding your triggers and it's just shitty memes instead of actual triggers. "We're going to find your trigger." *pulls up a photo of Ugandan Knuckles* "Does this trigger your fight or flight response?"

“Do you suffer from insomnia?” *Me at 6am using this to try and sleep* no?..

The words "anxiety robe" doesn't sound like something that gets rid off anxiety it just sounds like it'll give you even more anxiety 😂

are you allergic to aloe? me: no *are you allergic to aloe?* S H O O K

Just got here from Shanes scary ghost haunting video and i cant sleep . please make me sleep . i love u

"*im going to need your complete focus*" *me, takes out uno deck to play with my grandfather* what?

This is amazing! I’ve been watching you for years and I keep coming back to this video and I’ve never stayed awake for the whole thing! This gets the job done every time!

I just got out of a very abusive and toxic relationship about 7 months ago. And I've been working on loving myself. And I've been seeing this new person recently and today's the first day I kept sleeping when he went to work. And I just woke up in his bed with his dogs and I am going back to sleep 💕 ASMR christening the bed

Am I the only one that died when she said “I don’t have a professional... what’s the word, shirt”

This video has been downloaded to my playlist for the past 5 years, it’s the only asmr I have for when I’m traveling. I LOVE THIS VIDEO

Watching your newer vids for months and then coming back to an old one is like seeing a different person. You’re so much happier now and it’s so so so nice to see!!! Keep doin what you’re doing!!!!!

Me: “Doc, my results show I have an AHI of > 83.9 indicating my apnea’s occur nearly 84 times an hour, I have nocturnal Tachycardia and Hypoxemia, what are we gonna do?” Dr. Satori: “I’m going to cut your hair.” Me: “Seems right.”

is it just me or does anyone else LOVE when your doctor uses the stethoscope on you? i just feel like, so relaxed and calm. just me? okay then...

Karuna: why do I need gloves? Me: because you can????? Karuna: for blood pressure Me: sureeee😐😑

karuna: this will take 40 minutes tops also karuna: *releases 52 minute video*

Hello person scrolling through the comment section and liking ones that make you laugh Edit: thanks for the likes on this comment guys

Mum! You honestly make me feel so safe, thank you for your hard work and dedication to this channel

hi from 2020 lol i stay rewatching older karuna videos every night

Before watching this video, make sure that you... -are somewhere conformable, so you can relax! 😴🛌 -have all your homework/work done, so you don’t have to do it later (guilty as charged) 😳📚 -used the restroom, you shouldn’t have to get up a lot while relaxing! 😆🚽 -have headphones on, to have the best ASMR experience! 😌🎧 -ate enough, sometimes you need meat on your bones~~~ 🤗🍽 -are safe, if not, call someone! 🤭📱 -are okay, if not we are all here for you, as a community!~ 🙃💘 -are practicing social distancing, to save lives 🤒🧑🏼‍⚕️ -love yourself, your worth it, your beautiful/handsome, your enough for the world 😊❤️ -know everyone loves you, we all care! 😚🎁 -have your makeup off, your naturally beautiful! 🥺💛 -have your devices charging, you don’t want it to die!!! 😔🔋 -have auto-play off, you might wanna rewatch this video! 🥴✌🏼 -are on good WiFi, sometimes you can’t rely on data 🙄⁉️ -are ready to have an amazing day tomorrow or later, most importantly! 😅💜 That is all, take care! And stay safe! Xoxo 💖✨

Doctor: are you allergic to anything fake? Me: yeah, haters.

Hi so I know you will probably never see this but you are the only ASMRist who I can actually listen to and relax. Your lighting is so perfect and so is your voice. I am currently going through some hard times and you really take away the anxiety and stress. Thank you so much💖

This has got to be one of my favorite asmr video, I’ve been listening to it occasionally now, but I used to listen to it every night from around 2019-2020.

“I’m just going to touch your neck.” Me: “ well if you want my skin condition go ahead” Her: *dose it anyway*

Karuna I was diagnosed with general.anxiety disorder when I was 15 (they couldn't pin point it) and you have been such a big help with my anxiety lately! You make me feel so safe and calm. Thank you so much!❤❤

People who do role play Asmr are really good actors they could be in a movie or show 🤔🤔🤔🤔😎😋

Me: about to fall asleep 9:17: IM ABOUT TO RUIN THIS WHOLE MANS CAREER

I love the videos where you are super serious and "professional" XD It's just so calming to see someone so collected. Please more like this.

I had a miscarriage and its been really hard for me to sleep this video helped me not only sleep but really relax thank you so much I'm definitely subscribing

Hey, i know this video is from ages ago, but can you do quickly brushing on the mic video like you did with the blush??

I think this my all time favorite ASMR video. I fall asleep to it at least 3 nights a week ❤

Vision Test: “Can you read this line?” “Lemme turn up my video quality and I can.”