Don't touch that chewing tobacco. It gives people oral cancer. Do you remember Bandits tobacco? It was taken off the market because it caused oral cancer. Love your Audits.
@sunnyinsanya22 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that stuff is really bad news.
@greeney762 жыл бұрын
Just smoke weed it's much safer..
@kaonashicom2 жыл бұрын
@@sunnyinsanya2 as opposed to cigarettes and ecigs which are a basketful of health ) better for your lungs at least! nasty on the gums though, obviously )
@sunnyinsanya22 жыл бұрын
@@kaonashicom yeah, I agree it's all toxic. The problem with the chewing tobacco is that it's really concentrated in one small and sensitive part of the skin, and the gums absorb all the toxins as saliva breaks down the tobacco. So the risk of developing cancer is higher than smoking. Shades of grey, but it's more nasty stuff than smoking stuff.
@sunnyinsanya22 жыл бұрын
@@XJWill1 haha, life is full of risks, but some things are just obviously worse than others. Chewing tobacco is really asking for trouble. Finger cancer 🤞🤣
@tonyhetherington23092 жыл бұрын
That guy is a very respectful person and I hope his employer takes note!
@andyxox41682 жыл бұрын
He just comes across as dumb!
@fruitychink2 жыл бұрын
The dude is exemplary . Should get a bonus for being polite and pleasant
@robanderson11552 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "employers take note"
@user-qt2jg5ww1x Жыл бұрын
But he is clueless about the rights of the public and living in a free society, He could get people hurt out of his ignorance!
@HiddenTide2 жыл бұрын
The first guy is a good guy. One of a million security guys that isn't too serious and can have a laugh.
@1chiefg2 жыл бұрын
I liked the guy at the start. Silly rule he's trying to impose, but he was fun and friendly.
@robbiegf900akajwalker52 жыл бұрын
That guy was lovely and incredibly honest. Refused a bribe. Well done guys 👍😎👍
@dbcooper73262 жыл бұрын
He was friendly and respectful (The first guy that is)
@HBFREEWORLD2 жыл бұрын
That’s true though and begged in his language too .
@alrightboblive2 жыл бұрын
The guy at the start seemed like a decent guy, now I got that £1 fish song stuck in my head now. Wish him the best tho if he’s reading comments
@matty15972 жыл бұрын
It's 3 pound fish now days
@sukikahlon12 жыл бұрын
@@matty1597 with inflation it'll be £5 fish in a couple of weeks
@thebatman42792 жыл бұрын
@@sukikahlon1 Definitely need to get a loan out to get that fish soon.
@hasan1980hb2 жыл бұрын
It's me thank you my man 🙏
@sukikahlon12 жыл бұрын
@@hasan1980hb who the £1 fishman
@scottybottybanana2 жыл бұрын
The first guy is alright! Being cheerful just having to do what he has told
@adz43012 жыл бұрын
True mate
@terrytibbs80832 жыл бұрын
Lovely security guard, good sense of humour too
@brendandarkside12072 жыл бұрын
Being cheerful and just doing what theyre told wtf lmmfoa
@experiment542 жыл бұрын
Just following orders 🤔 Where have a I heard that before 🤔😮😵💫
@brendandarkside12072 жыл бұрын
@@experiment54 seems there's a fine line 😁
@johnsaunders20322 жыл бұрын
What a gentleman the first security guy was. Very respectful
@saracenuk.2 жыл бұрын
AB is a champion of the underclass. Man shows empathy. Will always be a legend
@rizmark55222 жыл бұрын
ABs the king of Auditors. Hes always polite even when he argues. The other Auditors are too aggressive! They cant survive!
@MIKEBURROWS12 жыл бұрын
@@rizmark5522 Focus Pocus is more polite than AB
@richardtheeighth44312 жыл бұрын
Sir AB, security sure is wearing a "clayzee" pair of cheap £1 "way-bands." 🤣 😎 🤣
@daca98982 жыл бұрын
Had me smiling from beginning to end! Well done AB another great video.
@nezbit8989 Жыл бұрын
This like a series of ab adventures! That Asian man at the beginning was such a character but naturally and funny without trying 😂
@ggss11762 жыл бұрын
Funny ending.....the moral of the story is do not approach someone taking video...if you do not want too be on video yourself.
@dominicgeorge95672 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold, not scripted , interaction as it happens ; AB your a legend 👏
@HBFREEWORLD2 жыл бұрын
Quality 😂 🤳 with bonus clip 🎞 towards the end . The security guard ( was polite and begged AB in his language not to 🎥 ) seems like a cool 😎 chap .
@Splyt__2 жыл бұрын
I love that security guy man. Such a pleasure to talk to.
@johnrobertson11292 жыл бұрын
Your brilliant AB 😆 I'm sitting at home here pissing myself laughing 😆 your a very funny guy and a brilliant auditor mate 🙏🙏
@waynesilverman30482 жыл бұрын
John r,watch uk meet the tyrants ,very funny
@geoff97592 жыл бұрын
Nice, thank you. These car pounds are intimidating and demeaning. You put people at their ease and they relate to you and tell you their story.
@Zawiesta2 жыл бұрын
The 2 guys were happy because they forgot to insure their car 😂😂 and despite the fact they’ve paid 170£ they’re happy 😂😂. They’re definitely from Asgard
@HBFREEWORLD2 жыл бұрын
You could be right . They are living the life unlike other grumpy 😾 people .
@oliverwcm4248 Жыл бұрын
Where exactly is Asgard? Asgard, also known as the Realm Eternal, was one of the Nine Realms, located at the center of the milky way galaxy. Asgard was home to the Asgardians, such as Thor and their leader Odin who were worshipped as gods by the human Nords.
@nigelk7493 Жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for Officer Maoam and The Top Security Guard vid I would have missed this classic and that guy is definitely the £1 fish guy haha. Keep up the good work AB. 👍🏼
@alcoyne33333333333332 жыл бұрын
It was DJ Audits that was at the ESB the other day 👍. The ESB is A 95% Irish state owned power company that owns power stations in England.
@Itisfinished.2 жыл бұрын
love the 1st guy,,hes amazing.
@philliplee2862 жыл бұрын
You two make a great double act.can’t stop laughing.🤣
@cedarkey2 жыл бұрын
That last guy in the Hi-Viz top. Definitely from Cork, Ireland. The accent gives him away.
@johnkelly94632 жыл бұрын
Carkkk boy. 👌
@keef65862 жыл бұрын
You’re a one off AB. Your humour and giggle is infectious. None of the other “auditors” come close.
@kaonashicom2 жыл бұрын
focus pocus is on a level ) not so prolific. but, there is only one AB
@keef65862 жыл бұрын
@@kaonashicom agreed FP is excellent as well. Shame he doesn’t post so much.
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
FP has the slight edge. Other auditors post more , but have the occasional" misfire", FP posts less, but I've never seen a "misfire."
@scotttchviski67062 жыл бұрын
@@ianhill4585 What about Owen taking his money but not handing over the catapult?
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
@@scotttchviski6706 Wasn't Owen the drunk geezer? If yes, possibly a misfire that's true, but definitely hilarious the comments people were making, counting the words they actually could make out.
@Polecat549412 жыл бұрын
What a surreal video this was! Kind of Monty Python vibe to it!
@stewart87272 жыл бұрын
Even when you dont get drama your videos are still entertaining, keep up the good work brother
@jeanetteriley58102 жыл бұрын
Nice guy at the start, its funny the way u were laughing with him...At least no police to be rude 🤣🤣....
@silapapaulpearson6752 жыл бұрын
Another awesome video..Loved the banter with Ray Ban Man:)
@gotherecom2 жыл бұрын
If only everyone was KIND to one another
@markosmith80372 жыл бұрын
Great interesting video - I'd say all of AB's subjects were very easy going and friendly enough, especially under the frustrating circumstances ! The people at the steel company towards the end were laid back and made a great impression of their company.
@glen74632 жыл бұрын
Security was a nice chap just does not realise his company is trying to enforce policies that can’t be enforced hopefully awareness will make his employer not put him in the same situation again
@CommodoreVic202 жыл бұрын
AB does it the right way. Another great video. Respect
@NishitKotak2 жыл бұрын
Educating folk on how to always take note of the police officers shoulder numbers etc. 👏🏼
@NishitKotak2 жыл бұрын
@JUST LOOKING 👀 There you go. Corrected it :)
@stefanmayer90412 жыл бұрын
"Why are you filming?".."come inside to film"..."stop filming inside"... holy cow. You can't make that up haha... a very positive vibe with all these people in the Video. Looks like everybody has no issue with being recored as long as they don't wear Uniform.
@judithmatthews84602 жыл бұрын
How times have changed. I had my car stolen and it ended up in the police lot. I just wandered in with my kids took out my stuff still in there and the insurance arranged to go and view it. The police left me to it. This was in the days of the IRA but nobody was paranoid. The police were actually supportive then too.
@TheGrimReaper12 жыл бұрын
Judith, you are correct, I hope I live to see the day when everyone in the country realises that people can film anything they can see from a “public place” . They can film until the cows come home, further to that even when they have been milked, had their ration of cow cake and are wandering back down the lane to a new field of grass they can still film.
@c666s2 жыл бұрын
Guy at the beginning is a good person.
@davelloyd61512 жыл бұрын
Been watching since the beginning man, love youz!
@EnglishRoots112 жыл бұрын
What a mad audit! Some wierd characters 😂 great as always any how 👍
@beakfordclakington13372 жыл бұрын
Security is maybe the most polite honourable security ever videod by an auditor maybe
@UnitedVlogs2 жыл бұрын
Great video AB, the first guy was cool 😎
@mrkulung632 жыл бұрын
I had been looking for your new videos all evening yesterday, just saw early morning. Love your auditing 😊
@richardharvey17322 жыл бұрын
Hi A B, I always enjoy your videos, this one with the encounter with the security man was a classic, the first bit when he said you don't have to film the site was so funny!, you could not argue with him really, what he was saying was entirely true, it was not compulsory!. You then had a very nice conversation with him, he is obviously way behind on his tyrant training, maybe he just is a decent person. In the end a very good encounter. Eight minutes in and another encounter with friendly citizens, is there something in the water they drink around there that protects them from fear of cameras, a term which from now on I will contract to F o C. Whatever it is I hope it spreads. Three more delightful meetings after that with such interesting stories, even the last one was much better than he sounded to start with, are your wearing some sort of special; charm hat today. Cheers, Richard.
@jonnyl10222 жыл бұрын
I love an evening with AB.
@technov1deo2 жыл бұрын
Do you like an evening with the D too?
@andrewfrench42192 жыл бұрын
funny AF is AB never fails to make me laugh wat a guy
@johncorner92952 жыл бұрын
Funny
@stevewood78842 жыл бұрын
That ending was class, £1 fish 🐟 👏 👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MarriedToTheKGB2 жыл бұрын
AB's videos make my day. The man is a magnet for video content
@EyeSpyAudit2 жыл бұрын
💯 I say exactly the same 🤣
@JGrant602 жыл бұрын
Asking a brown guy to sing one pound fish. Sounds quite racist to me. Like asking the first Chinese person you see to do kung fu moves
@MarriedToTheKGB2 жыл бұрын
@@JGrant60 I don’t think so and also AB is a foreigner from Asgard
@MarriedToTheKGB2 жыл бұрын
@@JGrant60 He wont lose his job. He gave a good representation of his company I would say
@kobeleonard1482 жыл бұрын
Exactly.. like you're a magnet for kgbs lol
@richardkinghorn47292 жыл бұрын
Another good vid by AB. Keep them up.
@lucidmoment712 жыл бұрын
I don't recognise this place as Britain any longer
@nigelramkissoonraja69162 жыл бұрын
The Muppet Master AB 🤣thanks for keeping us informed and entertained 😉🙂
@mikeflynn43732 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Eddie. British Gas are super sensitive over their 'meter inspection facilities' and their private contractors who help them stitch people up.
@johnshipley13892 жыл бұрын
Yess
@berliozz852 жыл бұрын
Muahahaha. This is video is hilarious. So much random stuff took place. And that guy at the end was the icing on the cake. Good job AB as usual!
@fasteee2 жыл бұрын
From the start I wondered how this video was gonna perivale A.B
@andrewfrench42192 жыл бұрын
boom boom 💥 👏 👌
@movarvo12172 жыл бұрын
A sneaky one there from a fast tank....🤣🤣
@thedoppelganger26652 жыл бұрын
Come on baby come on baby 1 pound fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohh my ribs nice one AB
@boilerroombob2 жыл бұрын
A breath of fresh air A.B from some really nice people.....
@DW_Partee2 жыл бұрын
It’s pure joy to watch your vids - with such a marvelous sense of humor (humour) you should be on stage with your own show. Keep up the fabulous entertainment/education!
@johnbelcher71642 жыл бұрын
The funniest Auditor ever, and knows his filming law's. Big up AB
@johnbelcher71642 жыл бұрын
yeah always helping and giving where he can
@deadpaul64152 жыл бұрын
*AB* You should do stand up my friend you make me laugh and smile every video 💯
@teewoods67012 жыл бұрын
This is the only channel on KZfaq that requires my subscription 😂😂😂😂
@violetlilly96442 жыл бұрын
You crack me up every time! 🤣🤣🤣
@JmeJ832 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work AB 👏🏻
@drewpeacock43242 жыл бұрын
The A10 is not a motorway, it’s an A road. The clue is in the name. The A10 has residential housing and bus services, completely safe to walk. Motorways have the letter M - as in M25 which don’t have residential housing and bus services.
@pete28472 жыл бұрын
I was just about to Google one Pound Fish now I don't have to😂 great stuff ab
@musicrealm0072 жыл бұрын
People have become photophobic ,very funny 😂,and people seem so confused all the time,lolol great video AB 🔥🙏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤗😁
@doghouse1032 жыл бұрын
Brilliant one again. AB always makes me laugh Thanks AB 👍👍
@Biggsatroid2 жыл бұрын
That final bit was amazing
@MadderMel2 жыл бұрын
Jump the fence ? ...He thinks you're Spiderman !
@Youremywifenkwdave2 жыл бұрын
Moat bizarre ending ever. Not the one quid fish guy
@MidlandsAudits2 жыл бұрын
AB is a very funny guy everyone knows that lol respect mate 🤣
@AuditingBritain2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@MidlandsAudits2 жыл бұрын
You are in a good way obviously its the same midlands from the FB group chat
@reckszrka23962 жыл бұрын
No rude people or angry people for once 😂 (apart from the man that walked on the motorway but its justified)
@premierfuncasino2 жыл бұрын
First guy on minimum wage ..wonderful Tory government! very polite. I did get a whiff of patronising from AB.
@davidcann60212 жыл бұрын
What a mixed day, from counterfit sun glases in a police yard to a company at the end steeling :)
@marklatimer73332 жыл бұрын
Thanks AB, many thanks I will add Perivale to my ever increasing list of "places I never want to visit".
@prog31422 жыл бұрын
I remember coming here 15 years ago to pick up my uninsured car. Expensive lesson but one well learnt lol
@djdelight_musik71812 жыл бұрын
Those pounds are such a scam. About 20 years ago when I was working on a building site near the East India Docks everyone parked on this dead end road which ran up past the site & at the top was a factory. When I came out one lunchtime my van was gone & I thought it had been stolen. When I asked the security at the factory if he knew anything, he told me it had been lifted & taken by the council to the pound at Stratford. He must have tipped them off for a nice few quid as he knew the company & number of who to call. When I called them they said I had to produce either my birth cert or passport & it would be £200 release fee & £25 for each day after! Luckily I did have my passport in the glove box as had recently been abroad. I had to call a mate of mine who lived in Bow to pick me up & take me there as I had no idea where it was or that they'd taken it. I have to say the people who worked there were some of the most obnoxious people I have ever met.The rudeness & arrogance they showed to people was nothing short of disgusting.Just shows you whet a little bit of power can do to people.
@realmusicreallife2 жыл бұрын
Ab your the man at winding people up lol funny
@jason.aldridge50042 жыл бұрын
Wot a great guard speaking to you like two humans was'nt not using his authority and just having a laugh whilst doing his daily job, not like some arses you meet along your travels, anyway great video AB, i hope you thanked the man off camera, afterwards and explained wot this is about and the jokes was not on him and his been a sound guy. as always i look forward to the next one stay safe AB
@BlueShadow7772 жыл бұрын
When he said "Steel", you should've asked him what he steals and does he ever get caught. 😂
@danaplumridge17442 жыл бұрын
you always make my day 🤣🤣🤣
@billrankin2 жыл бұрын
I fitted an industrial gas meter there about 15 years ago lol, forgot that place was there. Brings back memories.
@alcoyne33333333333332 жыл бұрын
AB that was really interesting talking to those people was like the way news media used to be 👍👍
@alexwood22192 жыл бұрын
When the people waiting long for there car they go crazy they hit the fence 🤣🤣 that part got me
@bennyboy-tg7ql2 жыл бұрын
Mr gangnam man was a nice guy with his wonky Ray-Ban 😂
@afro5380 Жыл бұрын
Tlpy security officer is model security officer. He was approachable, humble, polite and pleasant. He also demonstrated a good sense of humour. All in all great conversations with most of the public
@MidlandsAudits2 жыл бұрын
AB Said No what a legend 🤣
@robertTmojo2 жыл бұрын
Hey AB, you should turn your on screen chuckles into a phone ring tone, I will buy the first. You get me laughing each time you do it. A real tonic.
@naderamin2 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work AB
@arko66892 жыл бұрын
....this was just an awesome and very funny video AB.... hats off to you mukka for public interaction wherever you go!. .....
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
Bless the woman having her car stolen from a" secure(d,)" premises............. Still, storage fees etc are a rip off, your car is recovered after being stolen ,and you have to pay the police to store if for you. Most kind.😳
@rogerking29332 жыл бұрын
Great entertainment ab love your videos 👍
@marcuskiritsis20762 жыл бұрын
That Tobacco is called kurney not sure if I’ve spelt it right and the Gurkhas use it lots instead of smoking. It gives you a real spicy, minty hit and goes to your head if your not used to it which is why they won’t offer it to you. Nepal is full of the stuff and you can get it on the markets around the uk for sure. Glad I don’t smoke or drink. 👍 peeing myself laughing at the one pound fish and fake ray bans 😂
@joe90422 жыл бұрын
I love, my one pound Poundland faux tortoiseshell raybans. AB, don't be dissing the one pound sunglasses, fella. 🤣🤣
@EyeSpyAudit2 жыл бұрын
One pound fish 🐟 🤣
@MrBXG2 жыл бұрын
Absolute comedy gold. I have ties in Netflix I will get you on there AB you are a Billion miles ahead of the rest. Unique is so many ways. Full respect
@The-Great-Brindian2 жыл бұрын
You had me there momentarily when you said Paris lol Also make sure you get a 'prescription' for that tobacco my friend 😂
@FilmingBritain2 жыл бұрын
Definitely one Pound Fish💯😂😂😂🇬🇧🔥
@KDips182 жыл бұрын
@Auditing Britain that was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. It has a bit of everything in it apart the dopey police (would have been the icing in the cake). Keep up the great work 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤👊👊👊👊👊👊
@t3ucy Жыл бұрын
AB: Without prescription you can't take pictures 🤣🤣
@agustinlopez82722 жыл бұрын
Thanks AB for your job
@WhoKnowsWho2 жыл бұрын
He is the only guy I actually wait for the next upload he's a comedian with a camera 🤣
@agustinlopez82722 жыл бұрын
@@WhoKnowsWho AB is not a comedían. Is an activist. He shows us how to protect our civil rights
@shalaw41292 жыл бұрын
Ab this was great vidoe and all the poeple was very kind and definitely great video 👍 👌 👍