Risk Assessment
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2 жыл бұрын
@cdrdd 2 жыл бұрын
That moment when you think you will go on a nice easy sidequest but the NPC takes you onto an epic main story questline
@HassanPoyo 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@44Gherkinz 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheAnuhart Жыл бұрын
I had the Wrathgate cutscene experience all over again.
@mrlolmaster1019 Жыл бұрын
this reminded me of that abandoned shopping mall homeless camp in yakuza 4
@YS-ep7zw Жыл бұрын
This is the latest AB DLC 🤣
@xsessivmc 2 жыл бұрын
That was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. I just finished watching and still have no clue what just happened.
@scottandrewhorne4655 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm pissing myself x
@conormcbride9281 2 жыл бұрын
Watch it again 🤣🤣
@scottandrewhorne4655 2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney lol
@stuart23969 2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney don't forget risk assessor
@SkeenTV 2 жыл бұрын
😂⚠️
@MVO884 2 жыл бұрын
Its funny to see you get in with all the confusion, and giving confusing answers. Love it!!!
@tomthumb6269 2 жыл бұрын
It's like 2 parallel universe criss crossing
@Itisfinished. 2 жыл бұрын
Great video as always. That security guard is an amazing human being, health, wealth and longevity to him.
@Cockermadman 2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney, no security, caretaker 😂
@moschno248 2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney why look at the negatives mate
@tomprowsemusic4864 2 жыл бұрын
@@moschno248 what do you mean lol if you gunna audit and pick out negatives when it’s an infringement on our rights kinda best to pick it out when they’re just to dumb for the job 😅 bless em lol
@moschno248 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomprowsemusic4864 at least they have a Job and not on benefits like u mate
@nigellambert6701 Жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney Kim Jong il.
@johnroache32 2 жыл бұрын
This is just hilarious I feel like a young teenager being someplace we don’t belong. AB you’ve out done yourself!
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 thanks
@kevinkascolinkeithtimghera4305 2 жыл бұрын
That's why burglars keep doing it. That stupid "rush". Some ONLY burgle while you sleep, for extra adrenaline. Mmmmmental!!! Psycho's, right?
@meneurdujeu 2 жыл бұрын
I was once told that if you wear a high vis vest and carry a toolbox, and act with confidence, you can almost get into anywhere if you say you've been sent by head office. This video makes me believe that.
@danbower5005 2 жыл бұрын
100% true
@beakytzw 2 жыл бұрын
I did Civ Pop when I served in the British Army, that means I pretended to be a Northern Irish civilian. I got picked to be a Player (Terrorist) I was given a Rifle and told to sit in one place and if I saw a patrol to shot at them (Blank Rounds). I did that and then split. I spotted a German Civilian Painter and Decorator I took is equipment Belt, Paint Brushes, Hi-Vis and step ladders. The building I shot from was surrounded but because I had all this kit I strolled past the patrol and got away. The briefing to the patrol was arrest everyone. They failed. Act with confidence and wear the right kit and you will in most cases get away with what ever you are doing.
@danbower5005 2 жыл бұрын
@@beakytzw it's scarey tbh
@Mossyz. 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. AB is the Head Office 😇😇😇
@beakytzw 2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney It was civ pop If you served in the British Army you would know the all players fired Blanks at patrols you fucking Walt troll! CIV POP is Civilian Population part of the training Ex, not an OP!
@darrenleejones3516 2 жыл бұрын
Ability to cause chaos and control it , brilliant AB
@frankv8891 2 жыл бұрын
hes the fifth Marx brother.....
@dd7521 2 жыл бұрын
@@frankv8891 🤣😂🤣
@666salop Жыл бұрын
No way not fit to wear their shoes
@philswales3814 Жыл бұрын
@@frankv8891 Gummo was the fifth Marx brother. He didnt do any of their movies, just the stage shows.
@moonshotsilver 2 жыл бұрын
AB takes me into the Matrix on this one. I'm only half way through but at the end I fully expect you to be offered the red and blue pill. I hope our caretaker friends don't lose their jobs but instead get a raise for being some of the friendliest people in the UK.
@Zawiesta 2 жыл бұрын
you can rob a bank if these security guards were on duty 🤣🤣
@jsteadman9262 2 жыл бұрын
They aren't security, they are just live in care takers really.
@tonyross7376 2 жыл бұрын
Funny how he told the code to the safe straight away
@dantanfield7664 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite one so far 😂😂😂 Nepalese are probably the nicest people you could meet
@alf2892 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@mathewbrockhurst1303 2 жыл бұрын
He's the best at this sh!t braah
@DD-wd7ku Жыл бұрын
@@wellerjam I doubt that many Welsh people speak Nepali 😊
@Bobskiboy85 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 this is a classic mate, had me in stitches. Playing off each character against each other then telling the guy on the phone all good and send the car, then throw the heater in the mix. Poor guy was so nice but his head was spinning. You just walked in, owned the place, yelled a few commands and walked out with a cool souvenir 😂.
@HarryNicNicholas Жыл бұрын
rumour has it this has become auditor headquarters, dj, pj, ab - they all work out of this building now. in fact the police come to them to look stupid.
@pauljamessquibbs.3945 2 жыл бұрын
I adore the Nepali caretakers, awesome friendly folk, and they let you have that sacred Buddhist prayer wheel mandala script to bring luck and good fortune and protect you from evil spirits, so hopefully nobody will be getting food poisoning from the kebab shop from now on then…. 🙏🏼
@cbflazaro 2 жыл бұрын
I did caretaking before, and you'd be surprised on how many building i walked into from council/etc without as much as a check. id just walk in and say "im the caretaker cover for next week" and they'd just tell me all the codes and all sorts without making sure i was the right person.
@The-Great-Brindian 2 жыл бұрын
These 22 minutes 19 seconds were more entertaining than the preludes to most movies. This would make a great movie or even drama series because it has everything, from ghosts, to rambo, a gatekeeper, pooping pidgeons, and a mysterious boss who wants a heater. I couldn't think of a more coherent and absorbing plot than this. I really couldn't. Get in touch with Netflix. We have a potential winner on our hands. RISK ASSESSMENT (series 1 coming soon)
@HarryNicNicholas Жыл бұрын
AB's empire? fawlty audits? a bit of DJ and AB? "allow 'allow? the thin blue line?
@saddaddrummer 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most surreal thing I 've ever experienced........and I was a musician in the seventies, mind blowing stuff AB.
@sheilam4525 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tomthumb6269 2 жыл бұрын
"I said... sauge'szz, not, sausage" The comedy strip
@tomthumb6269 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he is coming to collect the large marijuana bushes outside the gates
@Jay_Kay_Redpill 2 жыл бұрын
You didn’t experience it dude, you watched someone experience it. Turn off your mobile / tablet / device get out there and really experience it.
@kevinperrett6128 2 жыл бұрын
There's a good auditing video somewhere online where the dude goes into a business and the security dude mistakes him for a tv licencing officer and he gets him to go up about 4 floors of office workers checking all the TV's and telling them they need to switch em off immediately as they don't have a business license
@oneworld6347 2 жыл бұрын
AB, only you can find weird , zany characters like that. I remember Birmingham where you got all sorts of people arguing with each other, you must attract them. Very funny, love it.
@ianogilvie3356 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way those guys gave you a look around . Fingers crossed the company don’t give them shit for it
@Josh19998 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best one ever. They took you on a tour of the building
@lucidmoment71 2 жыл бұрын
They not only took him on a tour of the building, they actually gave him a framed certificate to prove it, lol its brilliant.
@darrenbaker6019 2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to laugh all through this but I should never have underestimated you! Comedy gold. Imagine reading the script for this video, you would think security were in on the comedy skit
@ComboMuster 2 жыл бұрын
They're not security they were caretakers.
@BobboB-jb6yr 2 жыл бұрын
Really not sure what I just watched but loved it, evidence we live in a fantastical world.
@vivienneandersson6019 2 жыл бұрын
This is bizarre, only AB could pull this off.
@davidsheridan1699 2 жыл бұрын
This must be one of the strangest yet comic audits yet AB, very funny ,and you are brave going down those spooky looking staircases , more power to you brother !!
@mrg9491 2 жыл бұрын
How the hell do you get your self into these situations AB where ever you go absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣👍
@pigswillbepigs 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a delivery person, come to collect. 😂 So your not a delivery person you are a collecting person. Once loaded you then become the delivery person. 😂😂😂
@x7hya 2 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be in the history book for auditing legends
@jay-og5eo 2 жыл бұрын
Big up the guy giving you a tour like an estate agent that needed that commission!! 😂😂😂
@Brimannn1 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😭
@divergencefilms Жыл бұрын
😄
@sandydobbie1255 2 жыл бұрын
What a magnificent audit !!! Kudos to the caretakers they were wonderful and Rambo showed you everything as well as allowing you to keep the picture !!! You are a silver tongued fox AB !!!
@sandydobbie1255 2 жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney Nobody mentioned security they were caretakers and they too care of the building !!!
@Matt26200 Жыл бұрын
@Brian Mooney Why so serious man, chill out. Who gives a toss, this was comedy gold.
@tiptop8584 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, British humor at it's best! All we needed was Benny Hill and the girls running around with fast music!!! Loved this....From San Francisco, out!:)
@OutletR 2 жыл бұрын
Scotland needs audits, do not forget about Scotland they still are in the UK and audits must be done in the hundreds for them to start understanding the law.
@wakeywarrior 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t come north of about Coventry, never mind Scotland.
@movarvo1217 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh I thought you'd all left us with that vote and our sneaky p.m. sold us out ! Must be mistaken......are you paying your student loans back now then?
@conormcbride9281 2 жыл бұрын
Come Northern Ireland
@matthewmatiki 2 жыл бұрын
Police are more tyrannical in Scotland, from what I've heard and seen on the internet.
@Josh19998 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he let you in thinking you were security 😂 4:20
@itsStanic 2 жыл бұрын
bro when u said might use carpark for business and he says yea u can do that oh my days im dead lol
@gadfly1357 2 жыл бұрын
Your man was great at "securitary" but absolutely crap at security What the hell was he trying to achieve? "What's the code?"🤣🤣I love you AB.
@fazelize Жыл бұрын
"OK, this is where you sit while, uh... you're the security. But we're not security, so we don't sit here...." That sums up their 3-month watch!
@silverghost8143 2 жыл бұрын
Happy days Ab . Nice fellaz .. thanks for showing us your interaction and the walkabout you had
@mickymouse1232 2 жыл бұрын
THUMBS UP " -- SILVER GHOST " --- HOPE YOUR WELL ,,
@ThisisEngland1066 2 жыл бұрын
This guy's been in charge of that building for 3 months...🤣 how's it still standing . The call with the boss and after he's asking you what's happening.. hilarious
@richardtheeighth4431 2 жыл бұрын
Continuing from Bob the Builder, Peppa Pig & Andy Pandy and the two caretakers that willingly and diligently performed their duties well beyond expectations as a tour guides. Having Sir AB in charge of the day, recording everything, there were plenty of twists and turns during this amazing and thoroughly entertaining audit.
@tracyniemeyer8691 Жыл бұрын
Pinky and perky
@HarryNicNicholas Жыл бұрын
@@tracyniemeyer8691 stan and laurel. :)
@benjijack22 2 жыл бұрын
AB gets a complete tour of the building! massive site - For a RISK assessment for ILRS so funny nice Security Guard - Great fun to watch, NO harm done! Stay Safe - One of your funniest AB to date! You could not write this!
@lint8391 2 жыл бұрын
22 minutes of anarchic comedy. That's by far the best audit pass I've ever seem. Big up to the Nepalese security guards. With hindsight you should have shaken their hands as you left. Or fist bumped them. For all the police that watch these videos: see, you have nothing to fear from AB. You could let him into your station and show him round and he wouldn't do any harm whatsoever.
@SPDTDL 2 жыл бұрын
19:11
@nomadsteve5297 2 жыл бұрын
@@SPDTDL well spotted
@nomadsteve5297 2 жыл бұрын
Lin. T did you actually watch the video before making the comment,
@lint8391 2 жыл бұрын
@@SPDTDL He didn't fist bump the shorter of the 2 guys - the one that agreed to let him in in the first place. That level of service in letting him in and not barking impertinent questions at AB deserved a hand-shake or fist bump on leaving. And he didn't fist bump the guy in the white T shirt, with whom he had been speaking, who had been professional and polite enough.
@SPDTDL 2 жыл бұрын
@@lint8391 Lin you have a fist bump fetish
@dkayflowers79 2 жыл бұрын
AB I always respect your hustle. Stay safe n TY for going out there battling with these folks 😎👍🏼
@packhunter24 2 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favourite episode yet 😂😂
@gageallen2353 11 ай бұрын
This was just absolutely hilarious, had me doubled up laughing throughout 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ive just come across your channel & man i am addicted, been binge watching for days!!! Pure Class AB ⭐️
@JoseSanchez-ht4cc 2 жыл бұрын
Company reputation destroyed in 22 minutes! Brilliant. Keep up the bizarre work man.
@gerardnglavin6249 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. Pink panther comes to mind...
@Wearetherevolution1 2 жыл бұрын
Never will there be an Audit as amazing as this one. How bizarrely Brilliant AB.
@GrumpyDad 2 жыл бұрын
“Rambo!”.....the icing on the cake 🤣
@juvix1778 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious comedy gold 😂😂💯✊🏽
@mickymouse1232 2 жыл бұрын
THUMBS UP " --- JUVIX " --- THAT WAS BRILLIANT ONE OF THE BEST --- AB , HAS DONE .
@johnhughes7722 2 жыл бұрын
Nepalese are nice people.
@elasmith4916 2 жыл бұрын
Had me 🤣😂 6 minutes in, plus your laugh is contagious 😁
@greglindfield2767 2 жыл бұрын
Nicest and most decent man on the internet. Legend AB...
@nodarkthings 2 жыл бұрын
Harald baldr is second best
@OldBoyTantrums 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, AB, when I think you can’t make me laugh any more you come out with some crackers. What a great video
@himilayanpoppy3847 2 жыл бұрын
Confusion madness mayhem , with a good dose of humour ... Priceless 😂
@Kylie_72 Жыл бұрын
This was so funny. Nobody knew what was going on. Why did he say that call was for you in his phone? What a classic. I haven't laughed in a while so thank you 🤣🤣🤣☺
@ME4503 2 жыл бұрын
This is like one of them messy conversations you have at an after party after munching on class A's all night.
@simonbletsoe7059 2 жыл бұрын
Friendly enough. G4S should watch this. Great stuff, mate.
@petergregory1151 2 жыл бұрын
Why
@simonbletsoe7059 2 жыл бұрын
Because I love you.
@lucidmoment71 2 жыл бұрын
Well that was bizarre, at least they were friendly.
@thedoppelganger2665 2 жыл бұрын
Well that went brilliant,if only people was so friendly and allow you permission to go in and video 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant well done AB
@ck-sx4zz 2 жыл бұрын
This is GOLD!!!! 20 minutes of comical insanity starring/directing and produced by the best in the business AB!
@jimamakatak9485 2 жыл бұрын
Dogs do that!
@Dan-zb7vn 2 жыл бұрын
What the hell just happened? I think that guy would have given you the keys to the place if you'd have asked him, nice one AB 🤔🤭
@marcuskiritsis2076 2 жыл бұрын
PMSL 🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t seen that much chaos and fuckery all in one place since being in the military. Honest to god that was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrTfromGB 2 жыл бұрын
Oh AB! I was in stitches watching this. This security company ought to be patrolling Clowning Street in London. Keep up the good work and keep the videos coming. 👍👍👍
@simonnaji Жыл бұрын
This is the best YT video I have seen in so long. Nobody knew what anyone else was doing or wanted to do. AB, you played it like a master, the Lord of Chaos!!!!
@mrnickmoodie 2 жыл бұрын
These guys were great !!! Really enjoyed this one :-D
@marinheiromc 2 жыл бұрын
"Social engineering is the art of manipulating people so they give up confidential information" AB you would make lots of money as an IT Security Engineer :D
@davidcann6021 2 жыл бұрын
What an odd experience! I really hope those guys don't get in trouble though for being so accommodating, how nice were they to show you around. I wonder what was in the restricted area, maybe the nemesis project :)
@creyten5255 Жыл бұрын
I love how ab just inserts himself into situations
@jazzytimes2373 2 жыл бұрын
the best audit in history ,nepal men are full of respect unlike us westerners...shame on us .
@jazzytimes2373 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrenalinejunkie3828 i said nepal men not government.
@Michael-vh3tj 2 жыл бұрын
The random adventures of A.B. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 That was as obscure as a dream.
@anUntouchable 2 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece of trolling! 😂
@nikb4796 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty incompetent not asking for I.D off of you but language barrier didn't help... Bless the lads working there.... Very odd but much fun. GREAT WORK A,B!!
@apexbaines9014 2 жыл бұрын
When you win the personality contest it opens a lot of doors… well done AB
@PeteParv 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha AB what have you gotten yourself into this time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Carlosyabrudy 2 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo! Thanks for coming to my home Town of Sutton. Funny as hell answers to the Builder/Cop
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh so that’s where you live
@Carlosyabrudy 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain No officer. It is my HOME town. Not my living town! 😉
@greglindfield2767 2 жыл бұрын
That's was a lot of fun and some good laughs. Made my day. Very cool ✌️
@TheOnlyIncognito 2 жыл бұрын
It's worrying how they struggle with basic English, the driver was confused, the security was confused, but they are nice people. I hope they push themselves to learn more English.
@stuart23969 2 жыл бұрын
Pure gold, you are always in the right spot at the right time. Make sure u show us a vid of where you put your souvenir pmsl
@sevenphotographical Жыл бұрын
Utterly brilliant, the best video you've ever made, hilarious, confusion and chaos from start to finish, pure comedy.
@kenpie474 2 жыл бұрын
Call security, there's a happy man on the staff 🤣
@thegerm1397 2 жыл бұрын
Dont be doing that we need more people like that
@treewitch666 2 жыл бұрын
So funny you are in my town, love it lol..Great to have you here AB ❤️
@DavidEdwards26286 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best one yet AB - I cannot stop laughing 😂😂👊
@GuerrillaTrip 2 жыл бұрын
Good lord, this was nothing short of a masterpiece, AB! Enjoy your souvenir!
@jeanetteriley5810 2 жыл бұрын
Ure so funny 😂😂...and get in some right situations 🤣🤣
@Mnfg26787 2 жыл бұрын
Esto es muy extraño como te dejaron pasar? Te sigo desde hace tiempo sin duda uno de los episodios más raros vistos Saludos desde España
@doseDRF 2 жыл бұрын
Hahha los chinos no se enteran
@PolarRed 2 жыл бұрын
creo que es que el hombre no lo entendió nada y lo confundió como un funcionario, o simplemente no le importaba una mierda! hahahahaha
@Mnfg26787 2 жыл бұрын
@@PolarRed Aun asi eso no explica como es que arranca los logos de la empresa y luego el resto de empleados le siguen el rollo 🤣🤣🤣
@doseDRF 2 жыл бұрын
Esa es..todo lo contrario a lo que se suele encontrar xD
@Mnfg26787 2 жыл бұрын
@@doseDRF El nigga tampoco 🤣
@shirleyz7400 Жыл бұрын
That's one crazy audit! Never every seen a audit like that. You are the king of auditors. Fantastic work! ✌️👍👍👍👍🤣💖
@musicrealm007 2 жыл бұрын
Just perfect, chaos,confusion,sorted by AB ,BRILLIANT,,can’t believe you were walked around this place,unbelievable 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️😁🙏🏼
@ZanderEast 2 жыл бұрын
What a freaking riot, absolutely hilarious AB 🤣😂🤪😜With souvenirs
@ShalomBrother 2 жыл бұрын
100% got a grow on in here these men
@happyweekend2343 2 жыл бұрын
I hope their bosses don't fire them, not their fault they don't speak much English for letting a random dude into a private building.
@risingstorm4239 2 жыл бұрын
He's in so much trouble he just let's ab in with his camera to wonder about haha
@happyweekend2343 2 жыл бұрын
@@risingstorm4239 Their employers should have trained their staff better again i feel bad for them.
@DD-wd7ku Жыл бұрын
Learn to speak Nepali AB 😉
@scottsevrance2501 2 жыл бұрын
That's the best bit of TV I've seen all year, 😂 Excellent stuff AB 😂👏🏻
@65castle 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely a security /caretaking training video to be shown to new recruits on their first day on the job. I would have gone into full panic mode the minute I went through those gates .You were amazingly cool and full of humour from the start well done have an Oscar for comedy audit of the year. This was Peter Sellers , Spike Milligan and Goon Show all rolled into one.
@mathewbrockhurst1303 2 жыл бұрын
100% agree Audit of the Year absolutely
@waynesaunders4599 Жыл бұрын
This was brilliant 😂, I'm not sure they had any clue as to what they are doing but they were fantastic and very nice, one of the best audits ever
@waydownsouthmagnetsandmudl2804 Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the funniest video I have seen on you Tube AB you are the main man you should have your own show on TV, you know your stuff, no one will ever get the better of you, you are so comical in your own right I do not know you think you are doing it, it is so natural, thank you so much for your Knowledge and your entertainment. Andy Oakley
@LuisFrags Жыл бұрын
he even got a collectible from his side quest 😂
@agrooy7737 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that by confusion and misdirection you managed to get an invitation into the building. 😂 So funny this one was AB, please keep trying to gain invitations using this technique, I can’t believe he gave you the code, 😂. 👍
@maxlynlc2718 2 жыл бұрын
Life has lots to offer. We just need to be present 😂
@EhsanMusic Жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂😂🤣 when he let you in and locked you in I thought he was calling the police maybe he wanted to traffic you 😂 then after that I had no idea what was going on. No idea at all that. Crazy 🤣
@susanangelcakes5384 Жыл бұрын
Yeah what in the Lord 😂😂😂🤣 someone had sex in there 🤣🤣
@nezbit8989 Жыл бұрын
You just totally blagged your way through all this video and those two had no clue what day it was! Altogether a hilarious and bizarre video 😂👌
@sparkeydmh 2 жыл бұрын
Yo!! AB!! That was CLASS!! Love how you left the picture in the Kebab Shop window!!!
@MarriedToTheKGB 2 жыл бұрын
The most bizarre audit ever and I loved it! Those two are chaos lol
@Geoffinfinity 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant your the king 👑 for a reason never laughed so much well done AB.
@FatmanconNthem Жыл бұрын
This one cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s an absolute legend AB. Them two didn’t have a clue what was going on either, in other words a perfect balance of confusion 😂😂😂
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