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6 ай бұрын

This week on Fully Ramblomatic, Yahtzee reviews Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora.
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@SecondWindGroup
@SecondWindGroup 6 ай бұрын
It's the last Fully Ramblomatic of the year! If you're enjoying Second Wind consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/SecondWindGroup Yahtzee's "list" of games will be the first episode of the new year!
@nicklager1666
@nicklager1666 6 ай бұрын
Merry christmas yahtzee and all second winders.
@gameman250
@gameman250 6 ай бұрын
Makes me curious if he's gonna have to roll in all the games reviewed on ZP because strictly sticking to FullRam would make a very tiny list this time around.
@SecondWindGroup
@SecondWindGroup 6 ай бұрын
It will be any game he's reviewed in 2023.@@gameman250
@gameman250
@gameman250 6 ай бұрын
@@SecondWindGroup So business as usual then. Good to know.
@SocksAndPuppets
@SocksAndPuppets 6 ай бұрын
Are we going with "Windbags" ? I like that name.
@justicetaylor3050
@justicetaylor3050 6 ай бұрын
How good the Navi have it by comparison to humans makes me think of the Star Trek quote; "It's easy to be a saint in paradise."
@robmartino1461
@robmartino1461 6 ай бұрын
On of Sisko's greatest quotes and part of the reason I loved DS:9 so much.
@32BitJunkie
@32BitJunkie 6 ай бұрын
That's more or less avatar 2
@scarocci7333
@scarocci7333 6 ай бұрын
Humans made their hell by themselves
@kungfuskull
@kungfuskull 6 ай бұрын
​@@scarocci7333says a person who has clearly never gone camping. 🙄
@Business_Skeleton
@Business_Skeleton 6 ай бұрын
​@@scarocci7333 yeah, no. To say nature hates us would be to ascribe far too much feeling to it. Nature is coldly apathetic to us. It doesn't care if we live or die. We are just easily broken toys for it to dispassionately shatter and destroy.
@dividendjohnson4327
@dividendjohnson4327 6 ай бұрын
I'm glad Yahtz brought up how weirdly obliging nature is on Pandora. You just know that if we had magical nerve ponytails that could connect to the minds of other living things there would be an entire ecosystem of horrible worms and other crawling things looking to infect our brains through it.
@killerhellhound
@killerhellhound 6 ай бұрын
I mean most large life on earth has poisonous brain chemistry (low enough to fuction high enough to kill any parasite trying to subvert the brain) to prevent that sort of thing which is terrifying to think about when you remember that evolution takes a long time to adapt
@partyhardcake
@partyhardcake 6 ай бұрын
Imagine getting brain aids and then start talking about kingdom hearts being a game you can take seriously
@JesseWFDusk
@JesseWFDusk 6 ай бұрын
Avatar 3: Rise of the Brown Crawlers
@stefancarter1
@stefancarter1 6 ай бұрын
It’s called social media! ZIIIING!!!
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 6 ай бұрын
System Shock 2: The Many have called, and want you to join them
@GOAT-rl2uq
@GOAT-rl2uq 6 ай бұрын
Yep, Avatar is a weird one. I can't think of another property where the amount of money it makes compared to it's pop culture presence is so mismatched.
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 6 ай бұрын
Probably because it's a very "in-the-moment" cultural experience. James Cameron's framing and VFX seem designed to watch on the biggest screen possible, so anything at home feels pedestrian compared to his other movies.
@SolaScientia
@SolaScientia 6 ай бұрын
I remember when it first was in theaters and how people raved about it. I never had the slightest desire to see it, but part of that was the 3D hype and 3D movies make me feel sick. I also already wear glasses and really don't need to fuck around with a second pair.
@justinsinke2088
@justinsinke2088 6 ай бұрын
Another way I've heard it referenced is "you know, that movie everyone watched but no one can quote a single line from?".
@xenorace
@xenorace 6 ай бұрын
I waited an watched on a streaming network and glad I did. The movie was so god awful, boring and derivative that I just checked put 1/4 the way through.
@Sturmjaeger
@Sturmjaeger 6 ай бұрын
Right? When I do think of Avatar... I think of The Last Airbender series.
@yellowfellow7246
@yellowfellow7246 5 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in the tropics and has to check his shoes and bed sheets for spiders, scorpions and other creepy crawlies before use, I can confidently say that the vision of nature presented in Avatar could only exist in the mind of a city dwelling millionaire who's closest interactions with the wild is paying a few grand a couple of times a year to go on an all-inclusive guided safari tour and resort.
@ChrisMattern-oh6wx
@ChrisMattern-oh6wx Ай бұрын
In other words, the mind of James Cameron.
@DavidRichardson153
@DavidRichardson153 Ай бұрын
​@@ChrisMattern-oh6wx Well, he is a deep-sea diver, which is involves encasing yourself in the most impenetrable bubble possible in order to keep nature away as you explore it, so...
@seekittycat
@seekittycat 6 ай бұрын
The only thing I remember about this franchise is how they got the composer to spend months to make alien music nobody has heard before. Then throw all it away because it was too weird. Feels like a franchise with alot of world building that wasn't showcased because they want to play it safe. So safe I can't remember a single thing.
@vfvs11a
@vfvs11a 5 ай бұрын
Not surprising, since the entire movie is a bunch of bad tropes stapled together. "Noble Savage" and "Humans are Bastards" chief among them.
@devindaniels1634
@devindaniels1634 3 ай бұрын
It's basically the definition of playing it safe. It's Ruining With Wolves/Pocahontas in space, the story has already been embedded in our cultural subconscious and then he just went and made it really pretty. I think that's really the point. The man wanted to make spectacle, a 2 hour Disneyland ride, and he did it by playing it safe in every way except the one he cared about.
@docterfantazmo
@docterfantazmo 6 ай бұрын
Avatar is so strange, it's got a franchise, merch out the butt and a fricking theme park but I ask anyone if they like it and the most I'll hear is "well, I watched the films."
@seanrooney1553
@seanrooney1553 6 ай бұрын
I found a let's player recently (initially via a different game) who's been playing this and was already a huge Avatar fan. Dude was absolutely loving being able to explore Pandora, so good for him.
@nonyabidness8676
@nonyabidness8676 6 ай бұрын
I assume that Avatar and Pandora pushes some button in normal people's heads that videogames normally push for gamers. All the excitement just courses around us without touching us, due to the way algorithms and recommendations on the internet work.
@JohnClarkW
@JohnClarkW 6 ай бұрын
I agree, I don't care about the films, but the theme park is impressive, and I rank the Avatar Flight of Passage as the best theme park ride I have experienced. Since 2018 I have had annual passes at WDW, DL, Universal Orlando, and Universal Hollywood, and Dollywood, so I have plenty to compare to.
@SobiTheRobot
@SobiTheRobot 6 ай бұрын
@@nonyabidness8676 I have heard that it's one of those things that really, really, REALLY captured the imagination of certain groups of people, and I suspect they're the sort of people who would enjoy xenofiction if they knew it existed.
@ourotayuun
@ourotayuun 6 ай бұрын
I do remember people going genuinely nuts over the first one. It's just weird when they stay dormant for over a decade and then come out claiming the film was some cultural touchstone. I saw it, of course. Thought it was pretty meh. It was more visually and technically interesting than anything. I'd almost compare it more to a fireworks display than a film. I'm not going to tell you not to enjoy it and I won't claim it isn't impressive, but I'm going to raise an eyebrow when you tell me the nuanced story and timeless message changed your life.
@moonjelly5
@moonjelly5 6 ай бұрын
The thing I would actually like to see James Cameron make is a fake "Planet Earth" style nature documentary set on Pandora. It would show off the detailed world building Cameron made and I kinda think he would actually like making it.
@justwolf3937
@justwolf3937 6 ай бұрын
Considering Cameron wrote the blue cat version of the Simarillian I think that could be cool
@moonjelly5
@moonjelly5 6 ай бұрын
@@justwolf3937 He could even get Sigourney Weaver to narrate it (she narrated the US version of Planet Earth).
@Akabans999
@Akabans999 6 ай бұрын
​@@justwolf3937wait wath? Any chance for name this is bound to be hilarius 😂
@justwolf3937
@justwolf3937 6 ай бұрын
@@Akabans999 I made it up, he might have but I don't watch bad movies so idk much about this series
@Cobalt360Degrees
@Cobalt360Degrees 6 ай бұрын
Honestly it'd probably be more entertaining than the two movies he's already made (that are basically just The Same Movie Again).
@Falandis
@Falandis 6 ай бұрын
Every Wednesday the tornado siren goes off as part of a test and it instantly reminds me to watch the new episode
@mukkah
@mukkah 6 ай бұрын
life lemons n lemonade, eh bro? ^^
@JBloodthorn
@JBloodthorn 6 ай бұрын
Every week? That seems a bit excessive. Does the testers ex live next to the sirens, or something?
@Zeed_316
@Zeed_316 6 ай бұрын
For game publishers, a tornado siren could be considered a fitting signal of Yahtzee making a new video.
@fostermounting
@fostermounting 6 ай бұрын
classical conditioning but instead of a bell and food, it's a tornado siren and a yahtzee video
@mmcmullen8543
@mmcmullen8543 6 ай бұрын
Wednesday is just a good day for videos, skill up does his on Wednesday too
@SocksAndPuppets
@SocksAndPuppets 6 ай бұрын
We're now officially at the point where I expect the FR themetune correctly, and not the ZP themetune.
@hairyson94
@hairyson94 6 ай бұрын
Likewise. Always ready to headbang to the Mick Gordon-esque theme here
@TheCloudhopper
@TheCloudhopper 6 ай бұрын
Likewise. And not only do i start to expect it correctly.... is weirdly prefer it to the old one, did from the very episode after the split.
@SimuLord
@SimuLord 6 ай бұрын
I don't know if they gave that piece of music an official name, but if not, I suggest "The Only Critic They Fear Is You."
@TheCloudhopper
@TheCloudhopper 6 ай бұрын
@@SimuLord I love that.
@mmcmullen8543
@mmcmullen8543 6 ай бұрын
I like the new one. The old one always scared the shit out of me at the end
@electric_whelk1653
@electric_whelk1653 6 ай бұрын
Speaking as one of the legions of sewer people who did enjoy James Cameron's Avatar I can say with confidence that there's already a game that captures everything good about the film, adapts it into a fun gameplay loop and then grafts a bunch of other good stuff on it as well. It's called Subnautica.
@icycoatl3185
@icycoatl3185 6 ай бұрын
Subnautica WOO!
@laughingstock7638
@laughingstock7638 6 ай бұрын
so glad i played the first one before trying out the second though
@icycoatl3185
@icycoatl3185 6 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, true. Not that the second is BAD but it's just not the same. @@laughingstock7638
@schrodingerscat3741
@schrodingerscat3741 6 ай бұрын
You aren't wrong. I say this as someone who liked Avatar and loved Subnautica
@electric_whelk1653
@electric_whelk1653 6 ай бұрын
@@schrodingerscat3741 the whole appeal of Avatar imo is "hey look at this gorgeous fantasy planet full of cool creatures, imagine going there" Subnautica is that but with cooler creatures and a really good story to boot
@EmeralBookwise
@EmeralBookwise 6 ай бұрын
So, yeah, I've noticed this problem in a few other newer games, where it feels almost like graphics are getting too "good". There's just so many extra details, so much visual clutter, that it's harder for the actually important stuff to stand out. This can be especially annoying when it happens with enemies in a shooter.
@BadgerOff32
@BadgerOff32 6 ай бұрын
That's one of the reasons why I stopped playing games like Call of Duty many years ago. I actually just suck at trying to pick out enemies at a distance! Trying to spot an enemy that's shooting at me somewhere off in the distance, who's wearing grey and may or may not be standing on a balcony of one of many grey buildings, or a dude wearing green camo in the middle of a jungle, means I end up shooting at thin air for an hour until I finally spot them! It's why I've never got into online battle royale game like Fortnite or Warzone. I don't find it fun being shot at from miles away and having literally zero idea of where it's coming from! I much prefer playing games like Fallout these days where I can just spam VATS to find enemies for me!
@CharlemagneGuy127
@CharlemagneGuy127 6 ай бұрын
Yeah I’ve noticed this as well. It’s lead to a number of times where I’d get shot at and have to scan back and forth as to where it’s coming. Compared to old shooters or even the current age boomer shooters, enemies stand out so well that I never feel like I have to squint my eyes or anything to differentiate them from the scenery, aside from the odd rear shot from an enemy I didn’t notice or snuck around to my backside for an easy hit.
@throwawwy53
@throwawwy53 6 ай бұрын
that's not a "too good graphics" problem, its clearly a "lack of fucks given" problem if Splatoon can look visually distinct and appealing on last gen hardware with nothing more than correctly chosen colors and a bit of cartoon style (aka proper art direction) then AAA games have no excuse at all. Even ancient games like Thief and Team Fortress 2 manage to solve the visual clutter problem, while having details in the environment, by making stealable objects (in Thief) and all player models (in TF2) always be brighter than the background, be it with brighter texture or extra lighting. Modern gamedev studios just dont care about that, they wanna cut costs while making an appearance of being better than competitiors.
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 6 ай бұрын
The funny thing is, I remember first experiencing this type of graphical overwhelm with Fable on the original Xbox lol. So I'd say it's much more about habituation and clarity of visual design than just sheer graphical fidelity
@Alloveck
@Alloveck 6 ай бұрын
The only time I've found detail gets in the way of seeing what's going on is when it literally gets in the way. Like, when foliage or flashy particle effects overlaps the enemies. And that's only really a problem due to how AI can always "see" perfectly well through foliage, (and any other visual details that don't have actual hit detection) whereas you can't. If AI just got its aim and such as messed up by grass and shrubs in the way as actual human players do, and games would consistently hide/cull any foliage that got really close to the camera, it'd be fine.
@greenhunter473
@greenhunter473 6 ай бұрын
The very fact that this is a major game release that I've seen advertised all over the place and yet doesn’t even have it's own dedicated TV Tropes page even after it's release is pretty emblematic of Avatar's pop culture impact despite it's huge success financially.
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 6 ай бұрын
I've always said, my only metric for whether or not graphics in a game are good is whether or not I can tell at a glance what is and is not a thing. Used to be the graphics were so low-quality that they couldn't highlight the important stuff, but now apparently it's that they're so HIGH-quality that they can't highlight the important stuff. We are reaching the singularity of too-good graphics, and faster than I thought we would.
@Pratanjali64
@Pratanjali64 6 ай бұрын
Art design and level design are really important. For all its other problems, The Last Of Us 2 gets this right. Those environments are incredibly detailed but things are easy to find even when you remove HUD elements.
@user-yc5lb8fw5r
@user-yc5lb8fw5r 6 ай бұрын
As much as ppl hate on last of us 2, I can’t imagine a game looking much better than that. It looks like a movie. While still avoiding uncanny valley. Don’t know where else there is to go.
@ryancbarrett96
@ryancbarrett96 6 ай бұрын
This one definitely one of yahtzees better reviews. His renaming the name running gag was spot on.
@PhysicsGamer
@PhysicsGamer 6 ай бұрын
@@user-yc5lb8fw5r More range, I would think. Games like that reduce the scope of the graphics they need to make by doing the whole post-apocalyptic thing.
@chrisjones5949
@chrisjones5949 6 ай бұрын
Right? The only thing the graphics NEED to do, at least in most cases, is (a) give the player visual cues to help with gameplay and navigation and (b) look like at least a rough approximation of the thing they represent. It's pleasant, even quite beautiful at times, when they go beyond that, but I play games for the engagement and interactivity, not because I want to stare at pretty pictures. If the only thing someone cares about is graphical fidelity they can watch a damn movie. I'll just be over here playing Sea of Stars or Hades, neither of which is a graphical powerhouse, both of which were clearly made to be fun and interesting.
@LucasCarter2
@LucasCarter2 6 ай бұрын
Wow I’d never realised just how insanely privileged the aliens in avatar actually are.
@zephyr8072
@zephyr8072 6 ай бұрын
It's pretty much the real life and offensive mystic native stereotype only with sci fi BS to make it an actual thing.
@brandonnotsowise2640
@brandonnotsowise2640 6 ай бұрын
Notice how they tell you what you’re supposed to think, but with further thought it’s not at all like they tell you it is? Food for thought.
@planescaped
@planescaped 4 ай бұрын
Navi: Why don't humans just go outside and pick some organic free-trade steaks from the steak and candy tree before watching television on their stump? It's not hard lol
@Aelesis
@Aelesis 6 ай бұрын
It took a while to really sink in for me, but shortly after coming down from the laughter at that "way behind on my have some actual fucking fun quota" line I realised I would have NEVER heard that line in that form with that level of intensity on the Escapist. Keep up the great work, y'all
@GeoToni13
@GeoToni13 6 ай бұрын
"Those were my chips!" oh I felt the venom there 😂
@jeffk.9075
@jeffk.9075 6 ай бұрын
They're greedy little bastards no matter where they go. The boardwalk on the shore they will straight chase you down if you got fries.
@piyam5948
@piyam5948 6 ай бұрын
Never trust a seagull
@Danmarinja
@Danmarinja 6 ай бұрын
I love the running joke about Yahtzee getting his revenge on the seagulls that keep stealing his chips.
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 6 ай бұрын
As a fellow British person, I can totally relate. Seagulls can be vicious little banditos if you're open-carrying something tasty.
@AnotherCraig
@AnotherCraig 6 ай бұрын
Time to go all Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse on the beaked bastard
@digitaljanus
@digitaljanus 6 ай бұрын
Avatar just reminds people of the days they could go see a special effects blockbuster in a theatre and then not think about it at all until maybe a sequel came out.
@Digimaul
@Digimaul 6 ай бұрын
Seconding that "It's apparently the most famous movie ever but I've never actually met anyone who is a fan or it or almost anyone who's actually watched it" feeling. The fanbase for it has to have an odd venn diagram that doesn't cross with anything in the world I care about.
@BAMFshee
@BAMFshee 6 ай бұрын
3:57 This actually reminds me a lot of how I used to play MechWarrior 2 back in the '90s. I *always* kept the X-Ray mode on because it highlighted how damaged enemy Mechs' body parts were and where the cockpit was to snipe for an easy kill. (Yes, you could see how damaged the individual parts were on the little mini-model of a specific target on the corner of the screen, but why would I ever use that when I can see *every* Mech's current status, all the time, right where my crosshair was?) It was so useful that I actually forgot that the game had actual textures until I started watching Let's Plays of the game over a decade later where people didn't use it. And this was an early 3D game from the '90s, where unnecessarily gratuitous foliage or other environmental details in video games were exceedingly rare!
@doomspud6302
@doomspud6302 6 ай бұрын
*Image enhancement engaged* That's why I always hated that Mechwarrior 2 Mercenaries didn't have that function. It always made it so much easier to see what was going on, especially in nighttime missions. But its "Clan tech only" so the more Inner Sphere focused Mercenaries just had a low light/infrared mode instead. But all that did was add an orange filter to the screen, which really just made it harder to see anything. They even brought the color coded wireframe mode back in Heavy Gear, which was mostly the same codebase as MW Mercenaries.
@nathank2289
@nathank2289 6 ай бұрын
Man those were the good days. Right between 2d and 3d when your graphics card changed the way the whole game played.
@joshmartin2744
@joshmartin2744 6 ай бұрын
To be fair, calling what Mechwarrior 2 had "textures" is being very generous. They were somewhere between roughly 8x8 to 16x16 pixel textures for the entire mech.
@bwcmakro
@bwcmakro 6 ай бұрын
And that's what I do today in MW5. There's so much "shtuff" on the screen it can be difficult to even see the enemy to aim at. I'm in thermals mode half the time at least.
@chrisjones5949
@chrisjones5949 6 ай бұрын
And now I'm having fond memories of my time playing the Batman: Arkham Radioactive Skeleton Fever Dream trilogy.
@XShrike0
@XShrike0 6 ай бұрын
Avatar reminds me of a book series called "The Damned Trilogy." In this series it turns out every advanced sapient species evolves on a tectonically dead Pangea planet. So almost every species evolves to be non-violent. Some vomit and pass out just from hearing about violence. There is a galactic war going between to major factions. One is mind control slugs controlling and engineering other sapient species. The other is a collocation of free sapient species called the Weave, I think. The Weave only has one species capable of fighting and even that takes a lot of training. Both sides are always on the look out for more allies. The Weave finds the Sol system and their minds are blown. Long story short humans are the only sapient species that is if not only okay with violence, they are adapt at it, and even they thrive in it. Humanity was on its way to being peaceful. However, the initial results of a few peaceful humans entering combat were so drastic that the Weave saw no choice but, to get humanity involved. Like two teenage homeless kids, a fisherman, and a pair of college students were able to break through the front lines of a stalemate that lasted decades.
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 6 ай бұрын
The Damned is the exact bullseye of a guilty pleasure: the whole thing is such an unrepentant HFY ("Humanity, Fuck Yeah!") I can't take any of it seriously, but the writing is actually pretty good and finds enough fresh things to do with the concept that I can't just toss it into the Sturgeon memory hole.
@XShrike0
@XShrike0 6 ай бұрын
@@SimonBuchanNz I don't come across a lot of published HFY. So it was really refreshing to read a series with Doom music starts playing when a human enters the room. Usually the humans are weaker.
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 6 ай бұрын
@@XShrike0 honestly I find it hard to find the opposite: YFH. The most prominent (unless you count Avatar, I guess 😅) I can think of is Titan AE: a movie where humanity is mostly wiped out, and the climatic ending is we find a planet to live on. (I'm simplifying, of course) Even then, the plot is kicked off by a prophecy about humans of all things. Even in settings where pretty much every other species is humanity but better (like Star Trek), humans are still "special" and the "main characters"
@DanGamingFan2846
@DanGamingFan2846 6 ай бұрын
Yahtzee makes a good point. For a franchise who's first film grossed over 2.9 billion dollars, you don't really see that many people actually care about it. I know I don't. And Yahtzee's rant about how demonized rhe humans are for not being peaceful and nature loving like the Na'vi are, when nature actively helps them instead of trying to kill them like Earth nature, is so accurate. Same goes for better graphics making it harder to find what you're supposed to do.
@watershipup7101
@watershipup7101 6 ай бұрын
That is a good point.
@mrpedantic
@mrpedantic 6 ай бұрын
There are reasons for that, and one is that there were some people who watched the first Avatar movie and contemplated suicide so they could wake up as Na'vi. And wrote whole Tumblrs and Livejournals about it. Lots of them.
@tortoiseoflegends4466
@tortoiseoflegends4466 6 ай бұрын
It's quite funny that this game is less fun than the movie tie in game released nearly 15 years ago. Seriously, the first Avatar game is janky as hell but still fun, it even let you play two seperate stories as human and Navi.
@fwg1994
@fwg1994 6 ай бұрын
@@tortoiseoflegends4466 Between janky as hell but fun and technically sound but boring, I think the latter better captures the spirit of the Avatar movies, honestly.
@anthonybowman3423
@anthonybowman3423 6 ай бұрын
@@fwg1994 Sure, but I'd prefer the first.
@scienceface8884
@scienceface8884 6 ай бұрын
I remember first watching Cameron's Avatar and waiting for the big reveal that the whole ecosystem was genetically engineered by a precursor race and that the massive unobtainium deposit was their ship or something, what with the whole "plug and play brain stem with internet trees" thing. But no, it was just noble savages all the way down.
@elihan9
@elihan9 6 ай бұрын
I liked how Yahtzee pointed out the hypocrisy of believing those who have had everything in nature be catered to them are superior to those that had to fight in an environment that was actively hostile for 1000s of years. Maybe a good spin-off story would be exploring the inherited mindset of humanity and the heroes are those who struggle against it rather than run away to a paradise like some of the main characters did in the Avatar movies.
@prophetofpuppets
@prophetofpuppets 6 ай бұрын
That is funny, turns out its easy to love nature when nearly every animal in your environment can be made into a obedient Pokemon if you plug your hair into it.
@eoinsmith15
@eoinsmith15 6 ай бұрын
I think that's kind of the point of the films though. Nature was catered to the Na'vi so humanity shouldn't have even bothered trying to go and conquer a place that was so blatantly not theirs
@elihan9
@elihan9 6 ай бұрын
@eoinsmith15 I agree. The movie was " Dances with Wolves" in space. That's fine, and I don't expect anything subversive from James Cameron. I just feel like the whole "noble savage," "civilization is corrupt," and "humans are monsters" tropes are dull, nihilistic, and pure escapism. I want to see a story about people struggling for a better world. For all its cringe and earnestness, I think Final Fantasy 7 has better environmentalist, anti corporate, and anti colonial messages than Avatar.
@janniswildermuth1499
@janniswildermuth1499 6 ай бұрын
I agree that there's a lot to explore with more grey areas but no, none of the humans who came to the planet are there because there is a need based on survival for them to be there. They were shipped there at massive expense by giant corporations trying to make even more giant piles of money. This isn't a situation of "oh we have to steal because we would starve otherwise", it's "wow that looks like mighty fine jewelry, mind if I take it? oh you mind, well then if you resist I guess I have good cause to kill and displace you". The problem with your logic is that if past difficulty in survival serves as justification for future brutality, then we would have to throw out basically all moral considerations ever, so let's not :) I still think a lot could be done with more morally questionable blue people though. Maybe a clan of them that immediately reacted violently to first human contact instead of first shaky but positive relations that then broke down rapidly as in the first movie. That would serve as an interesting jumping off point to discuss what response is actually the right one to pending colonialism.
@tripodranger7873
@tripodranger7873 6 ай бұрын
@@eoinsmith15 But it wasn't? The point of the films wasn't "humanity overestimated their strength and took on a planet they shouldn't have," like you're seemingly implying. It was "the Na'vi are morally superior to humanity because they are one with nature, therefore they win." At least in the first movie (I haven't seen the second), the humans would have won then and there had they not had a traitor, who only turned on them because of the Na'vi's "moral superiority". Humanity didn't lose because it was an inherently unwinnable fight. They lost because the plot defined them as the bad guys.
@telecarlster
@telecarlster 6 ай бұрын
I remember seeing the first avatar when it came out, I remember the theater being packed and all, but me and my uncle saw it and we kinda forgot about it in like an hour. Now i remember it as the first 3D movie I saw.
@aidangordon2713
@aidangordon2713 6 ай бұрын
Ah, it's always great when Yahtzee finds an anti-inudstrial blue humanoid animal to rant about. Happy holidays and thanks again, lads!
@zigzag338
@zigzag338 6 ай бұрын
I love how catty (excuse the pun) Yahtzee is towards the Na'vi, it makes me wish he actually did see the films just so he realizes how spot on he was
@ivanrzhanoy9389
@ivanrzhanoy9389 6 ай бұрын
To be fair, maybe he did see them, but has completely forgotten about them. I remember being thoroughly entertained by the spectacle of both movies, but if you asked me to tell the story, I'd be hard pressed to tell anything definitive.
@Lucarioguild7
@Lucarioguild7 6 ай бұрын
@@ivanrzhanoy9389 Never saw the 2nd but the first one is just the white savior trope but sci-fi
@zephyr8072
@zephyr8072 6 ай бұрын
@@Lucarioguild7 Dances With Wolves only with a boring, monotonous and charisma-free lead actor. ... wait that's exactly Dances With Wolves. The second one is that but with evil whalers. Because of course the first thing humans would do after the setback of the first movie is not launch a full scale invasion, not drop asteroids on the Na'vi, not switch tactics to more diplomatic and insidious means but hunt sea life. Because apparently humanity in this universe are all Captain Planet villains.
@GlitteryGecko
@GlitteryGecko 6 ай бұрын
@@zephyr8072 my favourite part about the whaling is it's for literal space whale brain juice for fucking ANTiI AGING CREAM. Not even something to help Avatars connect with their human pilots or even the stupid Unobtanium which solved the energy crisis on Earth. Anti. Aging. Cream. I love Avatar a lil more than ironically, but that was so stupid I burst out laughing in the theatre
@zephyr8072
@zephyr8072 6 ай бұрын
@@GlitteryGecko I'm sure this was meant to be an allegory for real life poaching for medicinal cures and all that. Of course it makes no sense in universe for the humans to waste valuable resources on such a thing, especially when they imply that Earth needs to be evacuated soon. If anything the allegory would've been apt had they depicted Na'vi doing the whaling in order to sell the brain juice to the humans. But that would require a more nuanced take on these people other than a weird monoculture of one-with-nature hippies.
@Egurius3
@Egurius3 6 ай бұрын
I love how the Na'Vi are represented by those blue cats, very amusing aesthetic choice.
@andersjjensen
@andersjjensen 6 ай бұрын
With franchises this big you have to be VERY careful not to look anything like "their intellectual property". So you might as well just go all the way out on a pisser.
@origrammar
@origrammar 6 ай бұрын
So glad Yahtz can keep using terminology he invented. Jiminy Cockthroat is such a classic.
@Igorcastrochucre
@Igorcastrochucre 6 ай бұрын
It was 2016 when Yahtzee's off mention of Avatar during The Surge review that many people collectively thought about it for the first time in years.
@dishsoap446
@dishsoap446 6 ай бұрын
I would’ve loved to play as the humans. Yeah I’d be missing the point of the game, but I want a mech suit!
@AscendantStoic
@AscendantStoic 6 ай бұрын
There was a previous Avatar game that had a human and a Navi campaigns .. that was actually quite interesting.
@trequor
@trequor 6 ай бұрын
It would make an interesting RTS
@charlemagne111027
@charlemagne111027 6 ай бұрын
@@AscendantStoic that was a great game. A bit short, but otherwise great fun.
@Badficwriter
@Badficwriter 6 ай бұрын
Imagine playing something like an Armored Core character in Pandora. I love nature documentaries, but the Avatar movie never looked like something other than fancy cartoon. The characters bored me and I only enjoyed the evil mech.
@georgesedov7973
@georgesedov7973 6 ай бұрын
A game where you build a factory on another planet while killing the natives? It's called factorio. Riftbreaker also fits, if you want some additional angst from the protagonist about exploitation of the innocent nature.
@IncoisaRadio87
@IncoisaRadio87 6 ай бұрын
Honestly I just think back to Yahtzee's rant on the old channel about the "rise of the boomer shooter," and how this rising desire for clarity and simplicity is probably a direct response to games like this, where you can get lost amongst the debris of colorful grassblades and flowers, and there's so much for you to do, and then after about an hour frolicking through the woods get sick of it because the game hasn't given an honest to goodness fun challenge since you started.
@guspauline7460
@guspauline7460 6 ай бұрын
I love when Yahtzee reviews movie tie-in games because he gets to piss at both the movie AND the game.
@ptsmknbatgirl
@ptsmknbatgirl 6 ай бұрын
i love how Second Wind is emphatically NOT the last show, but the turnaround was hilarious, don't think we don't see the little details
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 6 ай бұрын
Seeing these comments reminds me of that test you're meant to try where you get people to name a character from Star Wars, then Marvel, then Avatar. I have a friend who used to share a flat with me who couldn't name a single character in Star Wars, not even the obvious ones like Princess Leia or Anakin Skywalker, but could name the lead Human character in Avatar (Who even I don't remember the name of). I was AMAZED when this happened. I couldn't believe it when I tried it.
@isushi
@isushi 6 ай бұрын
Maybe because I was enjoying a white chocolate Digestive with a cup of tea or because Yahtzee and I have a shared annoyance for Avatar... but this feels like one of the best videos he has done. Not only the jokes (seagull revenge will stay with me forever), but it feels like there are a lot of amazing cuts / expressions / actions and variety between each of the stills.
@IdiotandOpinion
@IdiotandOpinion 6 ай бұрын
I love that Yahtzee has a kind of legit beef with how the humans and aliens are portrayed in this universe!
@Lord_Numpty
@Lord_Numpty 6 ай бұрын
I'm astounded more people don't.
@extendedclubmix420
@extendedclubmix420 6 ай бұрын
People clown on Avatar for being forgettable. But in all honesty, a mega franchise being an intentional theater experience that people enjoy and then don't become an obsessive nerd about is kind of refreshing these days. I also have no intention of seeing the new Avatar and don't remember anything but a Robotjox-esque fight scene at the end of the first one.
@Leffrey
@Leffrey 6 ай бұрын
I was very excited when I saw this because much like the movie, I've seen *literally nobody else* talk about or even mention this game, which I suppose is quite fitting for Avatar
@charliericker274
@charliericker274 6 ай бұрын
The first movie was interesting because of Cameron and 3d movies being exciting and new. The second one I am convinced was only seen by so many because of the popularity of the first, people went to see it because they thought everyone was going to see it. A self driving hype train.
@consensus688
@consensus688 6 ай бұрын
The Na'vi just can't carry a story they too morally good they have no fault or real conflict between each other. Also they just make the human stupidity evil.
@willowarkan2263
@willowarkan2263 6 ай бұрын
Been seeing ads for it and rolling my eyes at them.
@negative6442
@negative6442 6 ай бұрын
I haven't seen a single ad for it
@justarandompersoniguess
@justarandompersoniguess 6 ай бұрын
I’ve seen a ton of ads for it but it just slides right past me
@s7robin105
@s7robin105 6 ай бұрын
I will never understand how Avatar became so popular and is just the series that a famous director is dedicating his life to
@SimuLord
@SimuLord 6 ай бұрын
The one nice thing I'll say about Avatar is that you should probably find a way to put it in a time machine and send it back with instructions in the Taino language for how to play the film to the island of Hispaniola in oh, say, September of 1492 and hope they learn the lesson. Would certainly make for a fun temporal paradox, that.
@Kaarl_Mills
@Kaarl_Mills 6 ай бұрын
@@SimuLord no amount of feel good resistance stories are going to save them from being wiped out by the diseases the Spaniards brought. Sure, they might drive them off the island and eventually convince Spain it's not worth the effort, but without the herd immunity they're *Fucked*
@TheSpearkan
@TheSpearkan 6 ай бұрын
The visuals and the base worldbuilding, that's why. Problem is Jammy Camembert Cheese built a lame story and outright toxic message from that foundation. Nobody can remember a thing from it because it had nothing worth telling, just pretty scenery and unusually geeky documents on every plant, animal and evil hooman vehicle roaming Pandora.
@zensoredparagonbytes3985
@zensoredparagonbytes3985 6 ай бұрын
@@TheSpearkan there was something under a big tree and the naughty humans wanted to blow it up. That's all I can remember from the first one. Still have the watch the bluray I bought, if only for Sigourney Weaver.
@michaelyelverton1194
@michaelyelverton1194 6 ай бұрын
@@zensoredparagonbytes3985 it was the largest deposit of unobtainium they had ever recorded. So it was the same old story of "let's move these people so we can get at it".
@cpu46
@cpu46 6 ай бұрын
The Na'vi having the effective lifehack of a one with nature easy mode is a good point that I think a lot of people missed in the movies. Na'vi. "I plugged my thing into its thing and now it's my loyal steed until I choose to release it. This took all of 5 seconds. I also literally have mother nature on speed dial and she regularly gives me clear unambiguous signals as to what's happening." Human. "We selectively breed out aggression and push desirable traits to the surface. This process is a constant effort that outstrips our own lifespans. Life is a constant unknowable vicious struggle with little to no warning about what is happening on the macro level unless we use technology." Movie: They are the same and humans are terrible.
@cpu46
@cpu46 6 ай бұрын
@@SageWon-1aussie Aw dang, I see how you read it. I meant it as a parallel to how the Na'vi tame their animals. They get a 5 second brain meld and we have to go though the long and convoluted process of domestication.
@VM-wt5bl
@VM-wt5bl 6 ай бұрын
​@@SageWon-1aussiehe meant domestication
@calebbraun9505
@calebbraun9505 6 ай бұрын
Now I'm imagining Yahtzee as Mario but replacing the goombas for seagulls
@starmaker75
@starmaker75 6 ай бұрын
There something about how the blue cat people being portayled in this episode. It both cursed and funny.
@philippak7726
@philippak7726 6 ай бұрын
I have seen both films but honestly, they fall through the mind like they're greased. The box art also makes me think of the Dragonriders (how to tame your dragon) instead, and I'm humming that trilogy's theme song.
@Goldenskidmk
@Goldenskidmk 6 ай бұрын
Lol I love that expresson ' fall through the mind like they're greased' . The films really do send me to sleep!
@philippak7726
@philippak7726 6 ай бұрын
I'll leave you to imagine the "splorch" they make too :P
@Goldenskidmk
@Goldenskidmk 6 ай бұрын
@@philippak7726 I dont remember that in Dragonriders.....lol
@TheJcb630
@TheJcb630 6 ай бұрын
I like to imagine most of the time making this video was drawing the paint by numbers gag
@SocksAndPuppets
@SocksAndPuppets 6 ай бұрын
If you don't want to be spoiled on how the sausage is made, look away now... ... ... Photoshop has a "stained glass" filter that does that to images.
@Barakon
@Barakon 6 ай бұрын
@@SocksAndPuppetsI want to but mobile KZfaq won’t fucking let me.
@mukkah
@mukkah 6 ай бұрын
Underrated comment of the day, for me ^^@@SocksAndPuppets
@kin2xyou335
@kin2xyou335 6 ай бұрын
the game immediately lost it on me when i saw in the trailer that some primitive bow & arrow can function as anti-material weaponry against a space-faring civilization's armored vehicles
@teecee1827
@teecee1827 6 ай бұрын
Tbf, I remember it being established in the first movie.
@Ediblebomb
@Ediblebomb 6 ай бұрын
@@teecee1827 and it was bullshit there too!
@caav56
@caav56 6 ай бұрын
@@Ediblebomb More of corpos being corpos and picking up the absolute cheapest option that barely holds air in.
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 6 ай бұрын
Arrows have a higher momentum than bullets, and that's for normal human arrows. Momentum is a reasonable predictor for penetration. It seems fine, basically? We did switch from arrows to bullets historically, but the details are surprisingly complicated: volly fire robs arrows of most of their momentum, training time for a longbow is essentially an entire lifetime to get the arm strength compared to two weeks for a gun, and so on.
@ThatZenoGuy
@ThatZenoGuy 6 ай бұрын
@@SimonBuchanNz Momentum isn't exactly what dictates penetration, cross-section, material properties and velocity do. Arrows kinda suck at penetrating harder materials, they only work on softer ones like...Say...Meat? Even a primitive musket is significantly more powerful than the most powerful longbow ever used.
@chloeirnes
@chloeirnes 6 ай бұрын
I used to work in a cinema and I can confirm that buying up empty seats to pad ticket numbers happens all the time. That late night show where you thought you were the only one in there? All those remaining seats were bought by the studio. You can't trust box office "receipts" at all!
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 6 ай бұрын
This sounds like a great news story! Incredible that the studios have kept this under wraps with how easy it would be to prove, especially given it happens all the time!
@chloeirnes
@chloeirnes 6 ай бұрын
@@SimonBuchanNz It would happen at both the top and bottom selling films. The bottom ones would be trying to reach a certain number for quotas. I don't know exactly how it worked but they had to sell a certain number of tickets to not fuck the DVD release. And the top films would be trying to boost their numbers for the acclaim. Like, a big super hero film buying up a couple hundred seats so it could hang on to the number one spot for another week or claim it "sold out".
@SirSnorklebum
@SirSnorklebum 6 ай бұрын
I think the reason Avatar is so popular rests solely on the environment of Pandora and how cool it is. I remember watching the first film and LOVING it only to rewatch it later and be like...hmm...this seems more preachy than I remember it being. Then I realized that the first time I watched it I was just so enamored with Pandora itself that the story really didn't matter that much. I mean, who wouldn't give their left nut to live in a world like Pandora and be able to interact with it as the Na'vi do?
@Chris.Pontius
@Chris.Pontius 6 ай бұрын
So how old were you when you saw it the first time? It's kinda hard to ignore the preacy side of it al as an adult.
@SirSnorklebum
@SirSnorklebum 6 ай бұрын
@@Chris.Pontius I was mid 20s I think? The 3D spectacle combined with how much I love CGI and animation made it really appealing to me. I mean, I definitely picked up on some of the messaging the first time I watched it, but I was so caught up in the spectacle that it didn't matter to me until I watched it again years later. Not to mention my dad told me it was basically Dances with Wolves in space and I couldn't get that outta my head. 🤣
@Chris.Pontius
@Chris.Pontius 6 ай бұрын
@SirSnorklebum Haha, alright, there goes my theory they are mostly profiting/apealing to kids with this franchise.
@SirSnorklebum
@SirSnorklebum 6 ай бұрын
@@Chris.Pontius I have no doubt that's part of it, but Avatar was a HUGE phenomenon when it came out. People were getting depression over Pandora not being a real place. I think it just happens that like me, after the novelty of it wore off, people just weren't into getting preached at.
@anor_naur
@anor_naur 6 ай бұрын
I’ve got to say that I like the Fully Ramblomatic music a lot better than the old Zero Punctuation one!
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 6 ай бұрын
I think I'm starting to get used to the change! :D
@wtfdddf
@wtfdddf 6 ай бұрын
Hard disagree, just doesn't feel the same
@anor_naur
@anor_naur 6 ай бұрын
@@wtfdddf it is not supposed to be the same. The music at least.
@Vesperitis
@Vesperitis 6 ай бұрын
I will say this about the Avatar franchise. It doesn't have an obnoxiously toxic fandom. That I am aware of (fortunately?).
@i.cs.zamodits
@i.cs.zamodits 6 ай бұрын
But only because it doesn't have any kind of fandom.
@trustmeits610pm2
@trustmeits610pm2 6 ай бұрын
It has fans who celebrate eco-terrorism and consider themselves activists. So. Yeah. It's toxic. Be thankful you haven't interacted with any of them.
@ArtIsMySin19
@ArtIsMySin19 6 ай бұрын
Nothing will ever top the ZP theme but damn this new opening and outro go hardddddd
@tehbeernerd
@tehbeernerd 6 ай бұрын
It reminds me of NIN
@ArtIsMySin19
@ArtIsMySin19 6 ай бұрын
@@tehbeernerd Oh yeah that's what it reminds me of! Totally picking up their influence on it 😁
@roboknobthesnob
@roboknobthesnob 6 ай бұрын
Every week I get to relisten to the amazing theme of fully ramblomatic and I ALSO get to hear a fun review
@royaljunior2125
@royaljunior2125 6 ай бұрын
I heard it's already on sale, so, that says all I need to know about it
@override367
@override367 6 ай бұрын
how much better would this be if all the na'vi kids were 100% totally into human culture and were "Rescued" by their birth tribe and there was a huge clash and you had a story where you could go with the humans back to earth because the corpo dude actually saw himself like a father figure but it required you to betray your tribe - it would be the "Evil" (selfish) ending, but how much more interesting of a story would that be
@garfoonga1
@garfoonga1 6 ай бұрын
I think thats antithetical to what the entire franchise stands for. Which is to be a shittier dances with wolves. Loving the settlers who murdered everyone you know and destroyed your planet isnt even a clever ending, its just plain stupid
@RIlianP
@RIlianP 6 ай бұрын
@@garfoonga1 Its not like there were not IRL historical examples of locals siding with the invaders for various reasons, hell, the entire conquest of the Aztec empire is series of double crossings, backstabs and outright betrayals by the different cities and cultures that were paying tribute to the Aztec, in hope of that in helping the Spanish they will be the next top dogs in the region or just had pure grudge. That played larger role in the fall of the empire than the superior weapons and the small pox epidemic in the early stages in the conflict. Granted Avatar is subtle as a brick to the face, but Stockholm syndrome can be a factor and people tend to have warmer feelings towards the caretakers who actually raised them than to their absent biological relatives, that are out there, somewhere.
@glassphoenix9095
@glassphoenix9095 6 ай бұрын
@@garfoonga1 i feel like theres _some_ kind of potential there. your na'vi protagonist feeling more-or-less at home on earth, if only because they were raised there. then they start to learn more about their own culture and feel hollow, out of place, this potent sense of grief for the culture they never had a chance to embrace. maybe they feel anger at their human father figure, they understand now how _fucked up_ it was for him to cut them off from their history and culture, yet they can't bring themself to outright hate him because he _did_ raise them. he's the only family they've ever known, even if they know _now_ that their blood-related family is out there waiting for them. the ultimate conflict the player has to face would be "do you break free of the colonialist mindset youve been raised with and reconnect with your culture, or do you cave and stay with what's familiar, even if it dashes all hopes of learning more about your roots?" (i say this without really knowing anything about avatar as a series but like. it sounds like something you could get a decent theme or character arc out of)
@caav56
@caav56 6 ай бұрын
I love this idea.
@spacejunk2186
@spacejunk2186 6 ай бұрын
​@@garfoonga1 What the franchse stands for is already butchered by the simplicity and hipocracy if its narrative. These movies are already antithetical to their own message.
@Quazarthegreat
@Quazarthegreat 6 ай бұрын
Huh, just opened youtube and saw a 9s old video, hi :D
@BageTalks
@BageTalks 6 ай бұрын
Hi :D
@CompuBrains27
@CompuBrains27 6 ай бұрын
I've also never actually had someone try to talk to me about the second Avatar movie, nor have I seen it myself. You're right, it is weird it made all the money.
@robertllama5735
@robertllama5735 6 ай бұрын
I love an off the chain Yahtzee.
@fireironthesecond2909
@fireironthesecond2909 6 ай бұрын
It’s like watching a rabid dog go savage a bunch of kids that bullied you and with roughly the same amount of tears 😂
@edubs9828
@edubs9828 6 ай бұрын
The only reason I hope for more entries in this franchise is to see more blue cat Yahtzees in a future video lol
@willgrucza
@willgrucza 6 ай бұрын
Yahtzee, first of all, want to say- I'm a long time fan. Going on 15 years. I'm so happy for you all for stepping out and getting the hell away from Escapist and building your own outlet. With that said, as much as I love seeing you take potshots at Ubisoft and hearing your thoughts on Atlus, Croteam, etc., (and assuming it's not already in the works), what I really look forward to are your thoughts on some of the stranger, or off the beaten path IPs and titles. Would love to hear your take on games like Jusant, Frog Detective, Teardown, or even the new Detective Pikachu. With all of that said, I'm so thrilled to see you all striking out on your own. The content has been incredible thus far, and I know a certain amount of recognition in reviewed titles is necessary to keep the lights on and the views up. You're one of the best in the business, and you keep excellent company. I look forward to whatever comes next, always. Much love to the Second Wind crew.
@CushionSapp
@CushionSapp 6 ай бұрын
They should've done what Alien vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar did: had separate campaigns for the different races that're fighting against each other. And also make it a level by level shooter rather than a Jiminy Cockthroat game
@teecee1827
@teecee1827 6 ай бұрын
So, like the tie-in generic shooter that came out when the original movie released?
@Tortferngatr
@Tortferngatr 6 ай бұрын
My guess on what would be better is “exploration game or game where you have to use the beautiful environment and fauna to get places and then maybe murder some asshole colonists with them,” feels like it would fit the fantasy of being blue cat people who are one with nature a bit better.
@eponymous3784
@eponymous3784 6 ай бұрын
I would've loved a crpg where you are placed in charge of a colony ship that comes to Pandora in search of a new home for mankind, basically one of multiple ships entrusted with saving the himan race. You can either fight with the blue guys, recruit them, or turn your back on your barbaric race. Blue guys are hostile or at least suspicious because other colony ships have chosen violence, and the "best ending" is where you find some way for the two races to cohabitate.
@vincent207
@vincent207 6 ай бұрын
It’s been an enigma to me for years. Other than the visuals and James Cameron’s name, I can’t think of how the two Avatar movies made the money they did. Especially given that compared to his other works like Titanic and the first two Terminator films, the cultural impact Avatar left behind was practically nonexistent.
@metazoxan2
@metazoxan2 6 ай бұрын
The first one I understand. It came out right when 3D stuff was really getting hyped up and the fact there was a 3D version in the big, fancy 3D theaters was a massive selling point for the first Avatar movie. Basically it coasted on the 3D fad and was notable for actually having decent use of 3D unlike just about everything else. But the second ... Yeah I've seriously never heard anyone talk about it after a month it was in theaters. People said it looked pretty enough but a lot of movies look nice these days, that's not a selling point anymore.
@jerrodshack7610
@jerrodshack7610 6 ай бұрын
Idk I like them
@OriginalOmgCow
@OriginalOmgCow 6 ай бұрын
You and yahtzee are out of touch with the world, simply put. They're absolutely gorgeous in 3D, have enough guns, story (good enough) and spectacle and have some really nice world building. The music is also great, the fact that noone can remember a line in a film about enjoying the outdoors and adventure doesn't really matter all that much, because I can remember all the music, animals, plants and the vehicles perfectly, the talking was only really there to give context.
@CErra310
@CErra310 6 ай бұрын
@@OriginalOmgCow so it's pornography but without the fun parts. got it
@deggy42
@deggy42 6 ай бұрын
I have family that really like it. There are some very nice setpiece moments, with some really memorable stuff in the second. Watching the hydrofoil-carrier thing crash and sink in the second movie will never not make me cheer like a small child. I've also met people that like the peaceful nature scenes in both, so they aren't really there for the plot as much as for the vibes. And Pandora does bring some solid vibes.
@CivilWarMan
@CivilWarMan 6 ай бұрын
It's looks like we've got the yearly Ubisoft sandbox for the Bland 5, so that should hopefully bring back a sense of normalcy after this year's upheaval.
@Keaixiaoen0919
@Keaixiaoen0919 6 ай бұрын
Because Avatar is mostly loved by people abroad. Like I stayed in China and had many friends in Japan and all of them were obsessing and going to see the movie. Meanwhile they were really surprised when I told them most Americans really don't care about Avatar
@moonjelly5
@moonjelly5 6 ай бұрын
I don't understand how humans could master interstellar travel and establish oppresive colonies on foreign planets, but haven't figured out how to make glass that could withstand being hit by an arrow.
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 6 ай бұрын
The arrows are as big as a person, probably weigh something like 5kg, and are fired by a nearly 4m bow with who knows what draw weight. The relative kinetic energy between bullets and arrows night favor bullets dramatically, but KE doesn't really determine penetration, that's more determined by momentum, which is much more favorable to the heavier object, with even normal human hunting arrows having twice the momentum of a bullet. While it's not quite the same issue, consider the example that bullet proof vests are often fairly useless against knives. Also keep in mind that, as dumb as it is, they have in other places used the handwave that these aren't the military, they're private security for a penny pinching corporation and everything is lowest bidder.
@moonjelly5
@moonjelly5 6 ай бұрын
@@SimonBuchanNz But why didn't they put more armor on the stuff in the second movie after the results of the previous one?
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 6 ай бұрын
@@moonjelly5 having not seen it... shrug? Anyway I'd just be inventing reasons for decisions made by characters on Earth we don't even know the names of, most likely.
@spacejunk2186
@spacejunk2186 6 ай бұрын
They have the tech to resist arrows. The tech just vanished half way through the first movie.
@eneco3965
@eneco3965 6 ай бұрын
Because Humans bad
@solarolli1951
@solarolli1951 6 ай бұрын
Finally some content to spend work watching
@thedarkgenious7967
@thedarkgenious7967 6 ай бұрын
I actually enjoyed the Avatar game that released back when the original movie came out. 2 separate ones, actually, since the one i had on the 360 (3rd person shooter that looked fucking gorgeous, for the time, and let you play as both human and Navi (with surprisingly different gameplay since the Navi campaign was 90% melee instead of shooting) based on an early choice in the campaign where *_you could actually side with the humans killing their way through the ecosystem_* though sadly you'd be working with the Navi by the end) was very different from the DS (top down adventure as a navi child getting the Chosen One treatment to go fight off the human invaders) they were both better quality than I'd expect from a licensed game, not masterpieces by any means but decent. Main gameplay loop of the shooter was get dropped into massive, beautiful map of an area on Pandora, told to go kill someone or find something specific, rinse and repeat. Half the fun was all the bosses were characters in the opposing campaign.
@RaxusXeronos
@RaxusXeronos 6 ай бұрын
Actually iirc they gave you another choice late in the campaign on whether you keep on working for your side or switch to the side you didn't pick last minute. At least in the Human campaign. I also remember it being rough because you go from tearing through Na'vi with your superior weapons, to having to fight human soldiers armed with those same weapons. The switch up gave a bit of whiplash lol.
@kosherpenguin
@kosherpenguin 5 ай бұрын
Saying "Dances with Wolves" but showing a blue tinted shot of "The Last of the Mohicans" was brilliant!
@franzfanz
@franzfanz 6 ай бұрын
I like how Joseph Stalin came back from the dead and decided to become a patron of Second Wind.
@alexanderharoldsen4178
@alexanderharoldsen4178 6 ай бұрын
You know how avatar could get my attention? Switch focus to a tribe that suffered exile and repeated attempts at genocide for their crimes of discovering fire and experimenting with metal. Because, let's be honest with ourselves, the rest of the Navi are exactly the sort of technophobic pricks who would pull that kind of nonsense. And then the fire tribe starts making deals with the humans for better tech in exchange for local intel. Seriously, there has got to be somewhere on this planet that isn't pristine forests or whatever that the humans could set up shop without offending anyone.
@Badficwriter
@Badficwriter 6 ай бұрын
Maybe they got a terrible disease that damaged the part of their brain that links to the worldmind or something.
@metazoxan2
@metazoxan2 6 ай бұрын
Nope. The planet is perfect, the navi are peftect, and you're every kidn of ist and phobe possible if you think otherwise and I spit in your general direction.
@theviniso
@theviniso 6 ай бұрын
The next movie is supposed to show the deserts of Pandora and its native Na'vi tribes which we've been told won't be so cooperative with Jake's rebellion.
@CommanderViviax
@CommanderViviax 6 ай бұрын
They won't do that. Too logical and complex. It'd work as a story. Can't show the precious ickle darlings as anything other than perfect. They absolutely are the sort of technophobic twatwaffles to try and genocide a tribe who tries to make things beyond their tech levels.
@spacejunk2186
@spacejunk2186 6 ай бұрын
@@theviniso Makes sense. A place where it is harder to access nature's internet and where food is not plenty might actually produce Navi who are more human than even James Camoeron likes to admit. Which is why the desert tribes will absolutely join Jake at the end.
@Deltaguy447
@Deltaguy447 6 ай бұрын
Very much digging the new animation style, really brings the whole Ramblomatic to life!
@beansnrice321
@beansnrice321 6 ай бұрын
"Couldn't give a single cerulean skid-mark," is possibly one of the most poetic things I've ever heard. XD
@serenity8839
@serenity8839 6 ай бұрын
Seeing callisto protocol be 80% of is nuts. I want to play it one day but even £20 seem too much. Also YES, i dont think iv ever met an avatar fan im convinced at this point its a tax thing
@VeritabIlIti
@VeritabIlIti 6 ай бұрын
Id consider myself a fan. Not to the same extent as say a Marvel fan, but I thoroughly enjoy the films.
@lonestarlibrarian1853
@lonestarlibrarian1853 6 ай бұрын
@@VeritabIlIti I was about to be disparaging, but as someone who loves Fallout 4 it’d be a bit hypocritical of me to dog on someone for liking Avatar. I guess I can see at least some of the appeal, even if I can’t share in the enjoyment.
@loriw780
@loriw780 6 ай бұрын
i am passionate about avatar, have been since i saw the first one. still need to pick up this game
@BFedie518
@BFedie518 6 ай бұрын
It would be nice if games were designed around being able to find the objective without the marker.
@christopherlaws8182
@christopherlaws8182 6 ай бұрын
The crafting phallis of the Jiminy cocktail throat seems particularly egregious here because isn't the whole message of Avatar "don't strip mine nature?" Especially making you play as a Navi seems to be blind to the point of making Stevie Wonder blush
@Ashanmaril
@Ashanmaril 6 ай бұрын
"Remember when games didn't need x-ray specs to let you know what was important because you could just tell?" Man that's hitting close to home right now. I just started playing through the Demon's Souls remake a few days ago, and while it's certainly a pretty-looking game, it's so hard to tell what I'm looking at sometimes because of all the detail and crazy modern-Western-games-studio-lighting-effects and whatnot. Prime example is trying to pick up your bloodstain after you died. I've almost lost my souls on multiple occasions because I couldn't tell which faint glow against the terrain was my bloodstain versus all the other faint glows of lighting effects and other people's bloodstains while I'm being chased by a skeleton that's faster than me and will take me out in 1 swing of his sword.
@Oxtocoatl13
@Oxtocoatl13 6 ай бұрын
Yeah what happened to prioritizing the information aspect of the visual design? There has to be a balance between photorealism and playability. At least make pickable objects glow slightly or something. Personally, I would prefer if the Arkham style X-ray vision mode died out. It's been overdone, it yanks you away from the much advertised beautiful graphics every 30 seconds, and it really only serves to remove the suspense from stealth sections.
@seanno9744
@seanno9744 6 ай бұрын
God damn it, I laughed every time your Na’vi depiction came on screen. Every time
@kobuseksteen411
@kobuseksteen411 6 ай бұрын
Avatar is like the Emperor's New Clothes in that it's bad, but for some reason the overall perception is that it's good and therefore it makes billions.
@spyrofan9681
@spyrofan9681 6 ай бұрын
That seagull joke made me laugh
@asterthehedgehog6861
@asterthehedgehog6861 4 ай бұрын
“And WHAT bark?! We’re in a f***ing FOREST!” I laughed at this more than I thought
@mrwires232
@mrwires232 6 ай бұрын
Funniest ZP this year. Good stuff
@theviniso
@theviniso 6 ай бұрын
You mean FR.
@mrwires232
@mrwires232 6 ай бұрын
@@theviniso yeah for real it was the funniest zp this year
@theviniso
@theviniso 6 ай бұрын
@@mrwires232 Okay, good one lol
@TaintSmack
@TaintSmack 6 ай бұрын
Avatar is great. I am enthusiastic about it in my own way (watch motion picture, enjoy it, move on with my life)
@db8658
@db8658 6 ай бұрын
"Avatar: Fapping in Pond Water" 🤣🤣🤣
@Winasaurus
@Winasaurus 6 ай бұрын
The beginning reminded me of a great moment from a let's play channel called Friends Without Benefits where one of them asked the other "Have you seen Avatar?" who then promptly went on a 3 minute tirade about how everyone saw Avatar, but noone remembers it really, and how it make a bajillion dollars but has had no impact on anything, only for the guy who originally asked him to say "I mean, The Last Airbender...". It feels like everyone knows OF Avatar, and associates the word to the film, but that's about the limit of it's impact on the world, is just making Avatar, the Airbender one, slightly more annoying to ask about because you need to clarify it every time.
@Nscorpion5248
@Nscorpion5248 5 ай бұрын
0:48 that aged well
@vystaz
@vystaz 5 ай бұрын
so very well
@CynicalOldDwarf
@CynicalOldDwarf 5 ай бұрын
@@vystaz Yep, starting laughing my arse off
@keithmulkey5451
@keithmulkey5451 6 ай бұрын
Keep up the great work guys!!!!
@EGV88
@EGV88 6 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're continuing this series!
@2112splunge
@2112splunge 6 ай бұрын
I know things change but I miss the imps. Please Yahtzee, if the twats who fucked up the escapist don't own them shoot us an imp once in a while.
@RuleroftheSandcastle
@RuleroftheSandcastle 6 ай бұрын
They were built into the logo of Zero Punctuation; there's no way they aren't under copyright lock and key.
@Kiljaedenas
@Kiljaedenas 6 ай бұрын
The dog's fine, no need to worry about a copyright lawsuit
@ThePoltergust5000
@ThePoltergust5000 6 ай бұрын
So vindicated by Yahtzee calling out the lead-brick-subtlety of these "humans are all thoughtless bastards, nature people are perfect pure little angels" plots- brings me right back to Octopath 2 and rolling my eyes so consistently and continuously throughout Ochette's entire story that you could have hooked my retinas to a turbine and supplied clean renewable power to a third world country EDIT: i don't actually know ANYTHING about Avatar LOL- if it is more nuanced than that in places then that's cool haha 👍👍
@SarcyBoi41
@SarcyBoi41 6 ай бұрын
Gotta be honest, I feel like the fact that the protagonist and almost all of his named allies in the first movie being human kind of belies that point. If humans were all bastards they wouldn't be helping the Na'vi, if anything it more fits the white saviour trope which is problematic in its own right.
@OmiGundam777
@OmiGundam777 6 ай бұрын
Yeah they're trying to do the colonizer allegory thing, but from my understanding in this universe humanity needs the resources or they die. You can't do the greedy exploited thing if they need the thing they are exploiting to survive.
@marcthomas5949
@marcthomas5949 6 ай бұрын
I didn't even remember the resource was a necessity for human survival So did humanity live in the second one?
@Ubersupersloth
@Ubersupersloth 6 ай бұрын
Ok but Partitio is the most based character ever conceived so that makes up for it.
@mollymcallister1671
@mollymcallister1671 6 ай бұрын
@@marcthomas5949 In the second one 'The Resource' has changed. Nobody mentions Unobtainium once, now they're killing Space Whales to harvest their brain-goo that stops human aging.
@WiiBlackOpsMan
@WiiBlackOpsMan 6 ай бұрын
Finally first to a new Fully Ramblomatic video. Collect your early watcher pass here folks!
@TheSpooniest
@TheSpooniest 6 ай бұрын
I kept expecting someone to tell the cats they need to play Twing-Twang. iykyk
@AnotherCraig
@AnotherCraig 6 ай бұрын
Damn dude that is one hell of a long-haul callback! What was even the name of that God of War rip-off? It was so half-assed Yahtz didn't even play anything more than the demo for that review, if I remember right
@thetweefirebug
@thetweefirebug 2 ай бұрын
@@AnotherCraig Good (eh) ol' Heavenly Sword, and yep. Yahtz didn't play the full game, and as somebody who *did* play a pretty good chunk of it when I was younger, I don't fucking blame the man xD
@masterofdoom5000
@masterofdoom5000 6 ай бұрын
A golden syrup bush......what a marvellous planet we must steal it immediately
@MarkusHansson
@MarkusHansson 6 ай бұрын
It's such a missed opportunity that they didn't work more on stealth combat, the Far Cry games had fun stealth gameplay and it would make so much sense in this scenario. But no, all the combat gameplay I have seen of this consists of you being able to take out mechs with a bow and arrow and shoot down gunships with a few shots from an assault rifle.
@garfoonga1
@garfoonga1 6 ай бұрын
What, you think ubisoft allows fun in their games?
@barthvader95
@barthvader95 6 ай бұрын
0:46 I mean, yeah? Minus the whole sewer people exaggeration, Avatar appeals to, and I mean it in the most neutral way possible, a casual audience. The type of person that will go to the movies, go "wow that's neat", and move on with their lives as opposed to writing ten billion shipfics of Jake/Neytiri or something. The clearest example of a silent majority that comes to my mind.
@ratking1608
@ratking1608 6 ай бұрын
The video game adaptation Avatar got on the Xbox 360 was really good
@jetm0t0moto68
@jetm0t0moto68 6 ай бұрын
Music is great, still could use a tweak. Appreciate the passion and craft you all bring!
@Ayeloo
@Ayeloo 6 ай бұрын
I don't know how I've never seen avatar in that light, but they live in an idyllic paradise, have no natural predators and their whole ecosystem is literally managed by a hivemind that makes their houses literally grow from trees Maybe it's because these movies are renowned for being impossible to think about
@bluecoin3771
@bluecoin3771 6 ай бұрын
Hope we get to see more of the sewer mutants from 0:55
@Sleepy_Renamon
@Sleepy_Renamon 6 ай бұрын
It's a small thing but I really appreciate slightly more visual flare and frame changes. While your technique and writing had improved over the years the videos themselves were streamlined to have fewer flip-book style animations or quick visual gags besides covering a game box in roaches or poo. I'm sure plenty of people don't watch the actual videos but as someone that does I greatly appreciate the bump in fidelity after all this time. Please keep up the good work!
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 5 ай бұрын
I'm suddenly picturing a game where you play as an Ewok trying to survive Imperial occupation and all of the local megafauna. Remember also that Ewoks eat people.
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