See you around officer 😐

@@Radex99 fina hit’ the block, see what’s happening…

It’s been said once you finish a Gta game, you start a loneliness simulator

@@jameshubert6103 i mean there are so much activities like parachuting, races, collectibles, but if you won't do it in between missions and leave it to do after finishing the storyline you probably gonna abandon these activities... :/

@@Radex99 yeah there’s that. But without the constant phone calls from other players and the repeating passive lines of the pedestrians npcs and the main character. It kind of feels alone. San Andreas sort of alleviates this issue by having recruiting gang members and positive and negative responses. Gta 4 and 5 alleviates this with the hangout with friends options.

And GTA 5 cats don’t have 9 lives

Niko cant pilot a plane and Franklin,Michel and Trevor cant enter food buildings

“Not accurate, CJ shouldn’t be able to swim.” - 👴🏻

@@bootlegscousin ah hell nah🐟

Big Smoke can't shut up

Everyone knows if u borrowed this game for 6 months, you’d give it back with a sheet of cheats in the case, good times

cj knows to do all these yet in that one mission he said "first, what is a GPS"

CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit” Smoke: “it’s a ladder bro, just climb it” CJ: *(INTENSE INTERNAL THINKING)* Also CJ: “I’ll just use the Truth’s jet pack”

Fun fact,all you have to do is save the game and the attack is over,you still keep ownership of the territory.

@@darksynergy9688 🤯

@@darksynergy9688 All you had to do was save the damn game, CJ!

@@darksynergy9688 You could also just start a taxi mission.

@@darksynergy9688 I discovered this when I taking over the hood again for 2nd time. I was halfway done getting every single hood when I found out you can just save

Can’t imagine that’ll ever happen again for another single game

Yes

Childhood? Bro this was my teenage years lol I had just started high school when this game came out

@@bluehornet197 i was in 3rd grade when it came out and would go to my cousins house every weekend just to play it 😂 good times

@@GoodFella1294 I would go to my mates house after school to play this game eventually it got to such a point I asked to borrow it and I borrowed it for a full year before returning it 😂😂😂

I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.

Yes.

*This video has dangerously increased my level of stress.

You talk like Yoda!

@@VENENOSEASON he's stressed so, understandable. I'll be like that if I'm stressed too.

If the player is playing missions only, that mission will be their first mandatory encounter with the water.

I thought it made sense but I didn't like how they forced you to grind your lung capacity

​@@dbclass4075how can you have a high swimming stst to play that mission to begin with without having swim before

@@icecold1805 You don't. The alternative cutscene will play instead. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fZqUe6Rq1r2dlpc.htmlsi=8OMslqZ0z_IZGhzD Players who still have a "water-is-lethal" mindset will then have to take a dip for the first time to raise their lung capacity.

That mission pissed me off so much that i spam jumped over the rocks every time i played through it and used a sniper to take out the ships. It was still a gamble because its hard to put your crosshairs over the ships ledge to hope to survive in any of the outgoing boats.

I know 😭😭😭

Haha bwb what chu doin

mohhrt

The accuracy of your comment about the accuracy being too accurate is too accurate

😅

You might have just debunked the whole ghost plane crash thing... All though im not too sure because theres like 2 locations on the west side of the map where it happens all the time

@@demonjmh If you're talking about the ghost town it's because the game is programmed to spawn airplanes around you, but since the AI can't maneuver around the mountains they just hit them and crash

@@xevenxaver4759 no theres one that crashes outside either burger shot or cluckin bell in san fierro all the time and one at mt chiliad cabin

I’ve watched one crash into the bridge around that section with the Loco Low Co and the Barbershop. The explosion destroyed a bunch of cars too, it was funny as fuck.

@@demonjmh maybe it's the only flight path that happens to go in that area. So everytime you're in that area and a plane spawns it always crashes into the buildings around the food shops

I had to fail that mission a few times before I ended up realizing this trick 😂

Dude, you're a legend. I'm gonna tey this. Thank you.

You may also want to land the plane before shooting down the targets.

But the controls are so damn hard

Learn flying and it’s easy, the plane is just too op

🤣🤣🤣🤣

CJ: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!

"The yay is leaving San Fierro right?" "Right, but they're using bikes CJ, they're gonna cross country".

Los Santos must be a nice place to live in.

@@eru.maewos7673 "not right now, I've gotta check into some shit"

Hah ~ **laughs in mods**

@@real.silencewench what mods fix it?

I don't get it, it never took more than 2-3 seconds for me

@@phee3D Same

@@phee3D uuu

You shattered my innocence right there

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Where is it??

"Yeah but they on bikes CJ, they go cross country!"

"All you had to do was follow the damn cash CJ!"

I think the most aggravating missions are ones related to Jizzy where you have to chase someone. I spawned a race car off screen once and that made short work of it. Apparently you can blow up Jizzy's car before entering. I'll try that next time.

XDDD

Classic NPC behaviour

She’s gonna use CJ’s underwear

HAHAHHAHA

LMAOOOOOO

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Big Smoke was the Imposter"

​@@simongarrels4052 *0 Impostors remains*

That’s an interesting pause point. Just a red spatter cloud.

​@@barrytheflamedemon2.039Ryder:

Same i like the driver who yelled *Ayo wut dafuq fool?* Lol

And makes sense with the veicule speed. If you are fast, so the traffic will move faster too.

There is this mission where you have to photograph Ryder in angel pine. The mission have zero shootouts and no enemy chasing you. But surprisingly I got wasted multiple times doing this mission because of that f*cking long way to angel pine because the traffic keep being an @ss for 5 minutes straight and cesar's car having hydraulic only make it much worse

@@bluPotato1234 ikr traffic in GTA SA is annoying asf

Play GTA 3 and get back to me

Tenpenny was still alive, so not really the end of the game

TIME PARADOX

@@bruhman811 MGS3 haha

@@eliabynascimento6618 Which ironically came out about 3 weeks after San Andreas.

Go first person and fly above the water at the edges of the map

I actually once accepted one of those quests but when I saw how far you have to drive, I was like: "Nope, Fuck it"

@@laszlozsurka8991 literally when i got real close to the package, the rider drove a bit far from me and literally disappeared. Not to mention it only gave you few thousands dollars if you get the package.

@@danishawesome2337 Yeah, totally useless. I am not driving halfway across the map just for a couple thousand dollars which I can easily just steal from pedestrians.

Useless “nobody”

Nobody, more like everybody. I tried to do the yay factory mission faster in order to not get those calls

Theres plenty of shit throughout the 10+ years I been playing thats given me aneurysms

true

If you play on PC you must cap the frame rate to 30fps or else the car wont do a full roll

I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.

Nah alley oop is only small compared to the 'mike toreno' mission from t-bone mendez and the actual mike toreno mission like that mfkin package flying mission

Same bro this game almost made me ragequit almost cuz of the annoying things in the gamw

LOOK THE F#@$ OUT CJ THE TRAIN

ma fav part indeed! :D

@@foxgaming1084 “DONK”

NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

*Ogglock*

@@POPCATthe3rd *Egglock*

@@conciliatory *Ogglock*

I like how he doesn’t move his mouth or anything which made it even more funny and less annoying then it was in game

Nothing to do with speed, these are 'programmed' to do that on certain spots, I tried it fast and slow, same thing happens, sometimes they seem real but other times there's no choice at all

this mission is the reason I have white hairs

I did not find that mission very hard, but hell it was quite long

​​​@@zeusstormbolt8116Yup it wasn't that hard, we have enough time/fuel to do the mission but the only thing that was frustrating is that we can't control the rc plane But at the end i decided to not to be hurry just do the mission slowly and i did it but it took me those fucking 20-30 minutes

​@@zeusstormbolt8116in mobile the mission was absolute hell

Lmao , some obstacles are just popping out of nowhere Right now XD

And N.O.E.

it happened for me, THREE TIMES

@@Zoldwigh is it just me or was that thing borderline impossible to operate??

@@OverChainz yeah, it was pretty bad, before i did the mission, i had a 2 month break, so i forgot a bit how to control the plane, and the jet was always low because i didn't noticed the "thrust" thing, so yeah, the jet was terrible to control, and i was unlucky enough to have some obstacles popping outta nowhere

CJ tried to be a good person

Very annoying NPCs in go kart racing

Agreed

😂😅😂

is that supposed to show the camera getting stuck glitch

Tommy Vercetti can take over a city but not swim

@@noivern8869 Niko can commit do any hitman job that seems impossible while he can't swim underwater

Claude slaughtered gangs and important mans,but can't crouch

It's even more ridiculous, plot wise, that CJ can enter area 69 which is basically area 51 in real life and steal a jetpack killing countless government agents and soldiers with no repercussions, but can't bust his brother out of jail or kill Tenpenny and Pulaski early in the game just cause they are high rank police officers...

@@thestrong2401 😂😂😂😂😂

Driving to Angel Pine from San Fierro to take those pictures??

@@antonyace2207 I just drive really carefully and you get there with no damage

@@trulymeparker lol i did this my first time playing cuz i thought that cesars car was the coolest.

@@JuanchoMetalHeaD it's a shame can't keep it without failing the mission. You can drive it to the garage and then you have to kill CJ to end the mission but at least you get the car

​@Terranovation You can modify a normal Savanna to look like Cesar's, it's the same and easier This is because garages in GTA SA don't keep unique license plates. They turn back into random plates when you save and reload later Ryder's Picador has SHERM plate, it becomes random if you keep it in a garage

THAN

That part is slowly killing me, it's so damn funny to me.

I laughed so hard I spitted my coffee out (I'm at work)

Your not the only one

blud was jus chilling then jus started singing outta nowhere

if you mean photo opportunity, then fun fact: you originally had a helicopter for that mission. and you got it from the news station in SF on the hill. sadly they scrapped that

20 minutes later: King in exile

I read it in their voices 🤣

You can go to the airport and take a flight that's usually much faster

@@rollschuh2282 True, hence why you can hear CJ yelling when taking pictures of the group despte only meters away from them, since he supposed to talk loudly because they are in helicopter..

Just has to maintain in the canyon and forest valley cover

foubd a mod to fix that sh

Noe es not that hard, i usually fly following the river, or just fly at high altitude, the missiles arent a real threat if you know how to evade them

Just fly over the sea

I would just fly over san fierro, it took longer but most of the skyscrapers were still low enough to not trigger the radar and the ones that are don’t last that long so you can just dip in and out of radar range and fly all the way back to the airstrip over the sea

Don't Stop thats what she said

The Lean Forward doesn't really work when having a passanger on a bike. So tapping the arrow key won't do much when having Big Smoke with you. Unless you're thinking of Snail Trail mission then yes, it is effective.

If you're extremely Quick, you can catch the train and ride with the target; making mission easier and faster!!

The problem with Wrong side of the tracks is that if you go too close to the train, Smoke's bullets will hit the train instead of the Vagos. You need to keep some distance with the train so that Smoke can shoot properly

I'm pretty sure I've completed the driving course in the past with the frame limiter turned off. It was damn hard, but I managed to do it. Woozie's mission on the other hand, now that's impossible.

agree

Same bababooey cat. Can't wait to watch this vid with my good friend Mr Quandale Dingle and his brother Quandale Doodaloo.

Ha brother same I used to watch him years ago when I didn't had a pc for gta sa so I used to play it on Android 😂😂

There’s a way to climb on the rocks in the beginning so you just snipe them from there and its just a much better way to do this.

@@edsonfilho9429 Thanks. I'll have to try that out next time I replay the game.

You can climb the rock the snipe all members in the boats and destroy them using rocket launcher

I think they really wanted to push that mission because the previous games before it had no swimming mechanics

@@ScottThePisces Yeah makes sense. Still can't remember any fun swimming missions in any gta though.

He has 113k subscribers so far.

it is easy and short.

​@@zoltanz288i mean yeah, all you have to do is follow the train...

...follow the damn train, CJ!@@generic_username95

Honestly I never had any problems with any of these, not the planes, not the car training, not the plane training, not even the train mission, not once did I fail that mission

​@@generic_username95Yeah. Just stay at the same speed as the train, don't hit anything, and don't get too close so Smoke can at least have some chance of hitting.

Stop capping zero mission are fun and easy

ZERO missions are optional 😂😂

@@saswatmohanty8132 thats right, but if you want to 100 % complete the game...

It depends. The Zero missions weren't near as bad on PC. I was actually shocked at how much easier it felt. But on console or w/ any type of joystick, forget it. Glad they are optional.

What’s hard about them? Serious question

I think the wheelie was worse. That one almost made me quit driving school.

It's my easiest lmao

for me it was city slicking, why did they decide a car that cant handle sharp turns was good for a grid based city

@@ketaminepoptarts City Slicking was a nightmare for me when I was going for all gold driving school tests.

@@laszlozsurka8991 its not that hard if you turn off traffic and control the Super GT twitchy handling

And the dude kept saying the instructions to CJ, besides the fact that CJ was stomping the heck out of his skull. What a professional!

"Im trying to be a good person"

I played through about 6 times in the past three years or so (it's okay... I was at work) and I've found that the train mission is not the most frustrating. All you had to do was follow the train... He literally tells you how to complete the mission if you fail. Just follow. Don't get too far ahead. Don't try to shoot the gangsters yourself. Just follow.

I attempted to beat the train mission for Big Smoke so many times and I kept failing. In this mission I must follow the damn train while Big Smoke shoots four vagos, when Smoke was shooting the last vago, when the damn train reaches the bridge between Los Santos and Las Venturas, the mission failes and the famous quote from Smoke comes out saying "ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ". Easiest way to beat this mission is to climb on the top of the train and killing all four vagos as fast as you can before it's too late or obsticale hits you on your way. In my opinion this mission is a hard mission for new beginners in gta san anderas and without this mission, players wouldn't play this mission dispute being hard to beat when following the train and Big Smoke wouldn't say the quote over and over when we fail the mission. (SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)

Man I once forgot to pause and went off to play some music for like 2 hours, came back and CJ was standing infront of the hospital and had lost all of his muscle it was tragic

Not only that the game encourages you to eat to prevent it from happening, but saving the game "resets" it too. Unless you're really busy with something you're unlikely to get the hunger notifications.

Did you do all the vehicle missions? At least one of them the biggest challenge was reaching top rank before starving to death.

​@@kailomonkeyi remember i did taxi missions (50 in one go) Made sure to make my CJ reach Fat level 100% before doing this mission itself, and yet at the end of it cj was with 50% Fat

I think it was the fire engine mission that was tough even with 100% fat.

What does music called?

@@fatihkartal2513 it's the music in Sonic 1 where you drown in water

@@TheDarkThief692 Thanks homie

I felt that too bro

fuck that ATV chase mission

more like skill issue

And she always insult you too

The worst part is that her missions are not really that hard, but she's SO ANNOYING

Nah Catalinia’s missions were fun were fun asf what u mean?? Basically 4 armed robberies lol and they aren’t hard at all, you must’ve never passed flight school with those skills

Which mission was that? I don't remember it

@@greatwolf5372 Its at the dock in San Fierro and starts when you get on the motorbike. You have to collect the red rings. Its extremely difficult even for veterans of the game. It's an optional mission,but required if you want a 100% playthrough.

It was too difficult and on my 100$ playthrough i found a glitch to beat it without actually doing it

@MH bmx challenge is easier after cyclings maxed

It's pretty hard, but the NRG bike always spawns there consistently and you can just take it without actually doing the mission. Fastest bike in the game for free, consistently.