Get well soon and congrats on the 1k!

popamonkey190 thanks, Popa. Just a snivel. It is slowing me down. These word thingies are confusing when you can’t focus on them. I very much hope to make deadline tonight, but do forgive me if it’s late. Apologies. As always, thanks for watching. :).

Man 5 months ago and now 1000 subscribers seems like su h a small number. Glad Baldermort is getting the recognition deserved.

I love going back and rewatching these. Just seeing how amped Baldy was for 1000 subs and now having eclipsed 75K it’s clear the enthusiasm and skill has grown commensurately, and the channel will continue to grow. FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

I am very happy to see how far your Channel has come since this post, happy to be part of such an amazing community!

I feel like Orkz have a love/hate relationship with Tyranids. On the one hand, they're almost the perfect fight. They're always ready for a scrap, never run away, are hard and killy enough to be exciting, and make satisfying crunches and pops when you krump one. On the other hand, acid blood just isn't fair, but more importantly, they don't have anything to loot. A Mek can hollow out a Carnifex to make a 'kan, dredd, or Nobsuit in a pinch, but that isn't good looting. All the teef are nice, but there's nothing of real substance. Tyranids are a good fight, if not the best fight imaginable, but come entirely without the post-victory party Orkz live for almost as much, being only pinatas of sadness and burns to the choppiest boyz.

GIMME ME SUM SLUGS, IM GOINS BACK IN!!!

Szarekh: Ah, after 60 Million years, the Krorks have devolved to a manageable state. Now, we may start to rebuild and bring order to the Galaxy once more. (Necron aide informs him of Octarius) Szarekh: THE PRIMITIVES DID WHAT!?!?!

That is amazingly gracious of you. Thank you for joining us all on the ride. Do tell me if I err. :)

I could see him getting hired as a narrator, especially for a WH game.

Don't forget lord wolf

@@jaeden.b362 Yes, Wolf Lord Rho is great.

@@baldermort Best 40k narration in my opinion, Keep it up, you do 40k justice.

The Orks are too stupid to stop the Tyrannids. All the bugs have to do is kill their Warboss, game over man!

@@asamanatananana orks get smarter the more orks there are and the harder the fighting is. The more the orks fight the Tyranids, the faster they reproduce. They will only get more advanced and the Tyranids will do the same. Putting them against each other with no way of destroying them was a mistake.

Orks are as intelligent as the plot needs them to be

Well we saw how that turned out _thanks Kryptman_

Welcome to the guides, brother Skidmore. :)

@@baldermort funnily enough it was your alpha legion video I found first

LOL! Might happen in about 2030. Might well happen. :)

They’re running away from Matt Ward’s writing

🤤

They are running from something worse. They are running from entropy. The Tyranids are always on the verge of starvation the more they grow, the more biomass they need. Perhaps, the only galaxy remaining capable of sustaining the Tyranids is the Milky Way Gslaxy.

I dont understand how Tyranids can compare to something like the Necrons or Cthan. Or how they can resist something like Nurgle as I would figure he would be especially devastating to them... I dont give a damn how uber powerful you want to claim the Hive-mind is nothing is as powerful as Chaos United versus the Tyranids. There is nothing to consume. They cannot live on Warp energy but Chaos can live off of them. Is there some detail I'm missing?

Ooooh Good choices brother. :)

Kick A** brother. :)

Oh yes. Octarius is exactly where the galaxy stands or falls in my mind. If the orks fall.... its omnomnom without end. :) I have a nid army. They are awesome figures and phenomenal fun. Not just for christmas. :)

Aye, you cant hand a tyrannofex into the animal shelter.

Thanks a million sojh17. I have to admit to being a big fan of Luetin - who isn't? The very definition of 'how its done' :) Do pace yourself though, I think my content could get a bit 'samey' if done by marathon. :) I am just an enthusiastic amateur. Oh, do forgive my early work. The learning curve on this format is steep. Some of my earlier work is......... well, not brilliant. lol. I am desperately trying to improve. It will get there. Thank you again for watching/listening. It is very appreciated indeed. :)

Damn - you are fast! Thank you for coming along for the ride. It is very appreciated indeed! Thank you! :)

Bjorn Almgren he did Everything right!! IMHO.

Having the tyranids and orks fight was objectivity the wrong move

Kryptman unlocked a rare Achievement, and thus pissed off all the other Inquisitors

@@weirdo3116 Not for the Orks and Tyranids.

@@Muenni TRUUUU

Its the recent codex when i quote. I use the most up to date codices as things change. A lot. I can get confused if I just use memory. So quoting to make sure its legit.

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer I've recently discovered the black library audio books and just finished the Siege of Terra trilogy. I think I prefer a well narrated story to reading it myself, keep it up. Subbed.

Bwahahaha. I have to steal that. Simply too good. You have quite the way with words yourself! Thanks for watching, as always, James. I really appreciate it. Evil Melted Butter. Still chortling. :)

I feel "liquid crystal plutonium"

That one was all GW really. They are good fun eh, brother Inquisitor? :)

He would need a mighty fine choppa

For starters. Big guns are waaay better. But thank you for listening and being so kind, broter Sev3n, :)

Cheers, Stevo. :)

Ork biomass made the bio vore and I think exsocrine along with wepons like spore cysts

"Shoot, smash, chop, stomp" and just when you think its over. "Mame, Kill, Burn!!! Mame, Kill, Burn!!!"

Anyone can get fatigue. But it is great to come back to when you are ready. :)

David K thanks dude. Just a ‘snack’ for the mid week. :). Thanks for watching. :).

He merely postponed the inevitable. [..] You can't outrun them, you can't destroy them. If you damage them, the essence of what they are remains. They regenerate and keep coming. Eventually you will weaken. Your reserves will be gone. They are relentless! [..] Tyranids will eventually find way, through Shadow in the Warp, to disrupt Orc technology. They will - if they choose to do so - addopt to similar reproduction. They have numbers and patience, and insight to continue chipping at Orcs bit by bit, denying Orcs findal battle, dispersing them, diminishing their synergy...

Major kill makes me laugh.

Thank you for listening, brother - I hope the other entries are useful. :)

Many thanks JJ. I hope it only gets better. :) Thanks for subscribing. It means a lot. Thank you!

Maybe they haven’t reached any Ork yet ? Idk if they did yet; Or maybe we don’t know where they did that

@@nicholasleclerc1583 .....

@@nicholasleclerc1583 did you even watch the video?

Thanks boss. :)

thank you for listening brother. :)

All due to support from you and the rest of the community here. I am one lucky Baldy to have you and the rest along. Thank you!!!!

+70k in 11 months! Beautiful. Keep going!

they'd need an uncorrupt STC for that. who you know, don't exist anymore.

Spekd* lol.

Thanks Bostyt. Sorry its been a while. I am hoping to get in front of my schedule and get more out for Nids. Love em. Star Ship troopers viewings for the win!. :)

@@baldermort thanks for your videos dude my friend and I love you ,when can we get another blood angel video? :)

I'm not sure about the legality of that, or I would make an attempt at it. I will look into it. But I think GW may get a bit unhappy with me. I don't wish to wake the dragon. :(

@@baldermort Make them hire you! :D

OpticalArxenal they like people to live near Nottingham. I ain’t moving. :). Also, their interviews are the most weird experience you will ever have. Funny lot. :). I’ll stick to light entertainment. If you guys are viewing/listening I hope it’ll be ok. Also this way I get to do what i think is fun. Not do what I’m told to do. Know what I mean? :).

@@baldermort Yeah I understand, entirely fair. Gotta do what you enjoy, and either way, your narration is gold.

OpticalArxenal thanks for understanding, Optical. It is appreciated. :).

Dear Dana, please don't worry. I am working hard, but it is also fun and very life affirming. Especially with the great community of like-minded fans of warhammer we are all collecting. I don't see the fan thing myself. I think of myself as just the mouthpiece, as I've stated in my previous updates. Primus inter paris (first among equals) at the very most. I learn as much from some comments from other 'equals' as I project to a newbie and always admit that I know no more than most veterans, I just have a particular way of projecting it that is perhaps a bit more easy to consume and a bit more bracing for when the painting is getting long. I just thought that Lore does not have to be boring. It can be fun! The greed element. Yes, the figure greed is my greatest weakness. But I honestly did not think about the Dorn figure because I do not go on Forgeworld. I banned myself from the site about 3 years ago. Envy is a poison and I banned myself for good reason. So, in my defence, I was thinking a gold Tor Gadon or Roboute at the very maximum. But its sooo far. I am a bit of an old fuddy duddy so I forget that I am talking to the entire world. I will know that people are from great countries across the globe, but I never actually really and totally 'get it' in my heart. I forgot thanksgiving and was worried about a regular gentle listener, thinking they may be ill or stressed, instead of basking in the light of kith and kin on a national holiday. Something I will definitely have to work on. lol. But please do not do that, as it is so astonishingly far away. If you are a painter, I would adore a few of your army group shots to be able to put up on the Facebook page (as I am still working out other formats. ) Now that would be an awesome sign of appreciation of my work, where I could show a reciprocal appreciation of your work! You are already a patron, so please don't worry. I find your advice, discourse and vision to be intensely rewarding and could not ask for more. I did get a new microphone, due to a donation from a listener, but its like going from an abacus to a PC. I have a sound tech friend coming over next week to help me work it out a bit better, then we should see even better sound quality and perhaps a bit more diversity as I work out how to do more with my voice and the microphone. I've done lots of phone work, but never voice work, so its a steep learning curve again, but one that is fun - in the end. :) As always, thank you for listening but, more importantly, thank you for the colossal support, the camaraderie and the incisive and wise advice. I am now happier than I have been in many decades simply because of you and other gentle listeners having a pow-wow with me on this site. Its just life changing being able to discuss that which I love so much and being able to give a little back to the community by just taking a bit of time and lots of effort to get out something that we can all be proud of and perhaps, just perhaps, offer a bit of help to a new player in navigating and understanding this phenomenal universe we all exist in when we have the time. Thank you for everything, my friend. Hopefully, we can only go up from this point. :) And the Sanguinala approaches. It should be a great time to get out some more obscure lore as a change of pace. I sincerely hope you like it, but do - for the love of god - guide me if I err. :)

@@baldermort Camaraderie is key. It may be a while- but 'll get you that Dorn someway somehow- I hop to have it to you before you hit 43K- i appreciate the life affirming arc, and hope to give you a trinket of your pursuit. Stop downplaying in the modest direction of simplicity or inferiority you preface yourself with given the pleasure you offer through the content you make. Although i acknowledge as a root instinct, it may be a part of your charm. I a gentle listener, you a humble maker- Congratulations on the microphone- if you think the idea is fun of course, I'd love to hear your take on how a human struggles to survive, falls into, and ascends in the underhive- if you ever get the chance or desire.

a hive fleet is more than 1 ship and it has a really strong pschycic presence.

Oh yes. They’ve been sending in Kill teams to knobble leaders. The war grinds on and the imperium is prolonging it as best they can. :)!

@@baldermorti love the idea that the hive mind has taken all losses and wins from octarius and is now creating more evolved creatures ( the von ryans, norn assim/emissary,Barb gaunts) either that or it’s just the fact the galaxy is no longer just fighting the scouts,,,after nearly 3 decades since inception.

Interesting

the shadow in the warp is a terrifying presence. and for an ork it's a **PROPA FIGHTA!!!**

omnomnom. Thanks for watching :)

Rules change. Get the models you like the look of mostly. The hordes can be a lot of fun, but prepare for hatch painting. Nid is more a way of thinking than a way of playing? Even if you lose, the biomass is still ok that planet. You’ll get it next time! The rest depends on play style, local meta and funds. But don’t ignore the little guys. They can be a LOT of fun. :).

Don't you dare....

Chris Coulson ouch. I’ll try. But I won’t release if it’s not good enough. Deal? I need to read more for that I think. Things have moved on a LOT for Dante recently. I’m a bit nervous. :).

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer I can only imagine. I just finished Dante and Devestation and it’s a lot. Don’t feel rushed or that you need to get on it soon. Just know I’ll be very excited for it

Chris Coulson thanks, Chris. I will get to him. I’m just nervous as it’s so close. I love the BA and have for years. For some reason, writing for a faction love is always harder than one those you don’t as much. Thanks for your patience. I will get to him. :).

They dodge torpedoes easily or move smaller ships to take the hit