"Bars Are Adult Playgrounds" - Jim Gaffigan (Obsessed)

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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@mrnonsense1031
@mrnonsense1031 4 жыл бұрын
"This'll cure my normal behavior." 🤣🤣🤣
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
Hey dear💛 hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?
@JakeSmith-ux1xk
@JakeSmith-ux1xk 2 жыл бұрын
@@marthadavisellerbe5333 thanks Martha. Same to you.
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
@@JakeSmith-ux1xk it..ok
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
@@JakeSmith-ux1xk can i have you number so if you have anything to ask
@scottandrew8906
@scottandrew8906 3 жыл бұрын
Jim literally nails all life situations in an absolutely hilarious and accurate way.
@valerieshepherd6823
@valerieshepherd6823 4 жыл бұрын
Graffiti in a bar toilet... I read once... "Don't beam me up now Scottie, I'm having a shil" but the last letter was just a continuous line right up the wall lol xxx
@ra2lesnake
@ra2lesnake 3 жыл бұрын
I know this was a while ago but that's the funniest comment I've read in a while.
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
Hey dear 💛 hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?
@kanethompson708
@kanethompson708 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 👌
@magnetsoldiercephas331
@magnetsoldiercephas331 3 жыл бұрын
Female bartender line was spot on sir! They really do call you honey! Lol. Another great bit Jim. Thanks for the laughs!
@kalynstalinski8375
@kalynstalinski8375 4 жыл бұрын
Former bartender here, this had me cracking up with it’s accuracy 😂
@codyschwartz2827
@codyschwartz2827 3 жыл бұрын
“I came here to read a novel!” That was hilarious 😂😂😂 Whenever he does that voice it doesnt matter what he says its funny Keep up the great comedy Jim!
@Shelleybean3315
@Shelleybean3315 4 жыл бұрын
When has Jim ever been in a ladies restroom at a bar? He nailed it, lol! Especially in nightclubs...always some girl in the bathroom, drunk-crying over something/someone and strangers circling around drunk-comforting her, lol! 🤣 🤣
@dmetzgarful
@dmetzgarful 4 жыл бұрын
I can listen to his stuff over and over.... still laugh at it.
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! He's right up there with Bill Burr 🥰
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
Hey dear🥰
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?
@johndoe9450
@johndoe9450 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't WANT to be drunk in public! I wanted to be drunk in the bar, and they THREW me out into public!"
@bvaljalo
@bvaljalo 2 жыл бұрын
Are you the one they call ... "Tater Salad?"
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how many of them it would take to throw me out, but I knew how many they were gonna use
@darthbradmedia8929
@darthbradmedia8929 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 OVERKILL!!
@catharineorellana3522
@catharineorellana3522 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most TRUE description of drunks I've ever heard! These are the reasons why I avoid bars! "This will cure my normal behavior."
@marthadavisellerbe5333
@marthadavisellerbe5333 2 жыл бұрын
Hey dear 💛 hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?
@l.tc.5032
@l.tc.5032 4 жыл бұрын
I want an actual adult playground. One with slides and trampolines and ball pits and mazes.
@FoCoPuffs
@FoCoPuffs 3 жыл бұрын
And paintball guns.
@thewhitedude6873
@thewhitedude6873 3 жыл бұрын
That would be a blast
@StrappingYoungLadam
@StrappingYoungLadam 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of a snow cone vendor there's a margarita truck.
@Custerd1
@Custerd1 3 жыл бұрын
And hookers, and blackjack...
@ericag5346
@ericag5346 3 жыл бұрын
Gold Spike in Vegas
@stevenwhite7525
@stevenwhite7525 4 жыл бұрын
It's only funny 'cause it's true.
@layniewolfe
@layniewolfe 2 жыл бұрын
I bartend and I’ve shared this with every person I know in the industry 😂😂😂 HES JUST NOT WRONG 😂😂😂 The attempt to make eye contact and playing it cool like people just love lines got me 🤣😂🤣😂
@stevetrent4638
@stevetrent4638 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve worked in several bars and this had me dying lol
@gavinknightjackson6307
@gavinknightjackson6307 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is always hilarious. So underrated as a comedian and not as popular as he should be
@debraprince4511
@debraprince4511 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian. The voices put you in a league all your own.
@kevinwalsh1178
@kevinwalsh1178 4 жыл бұрын
“a birthday card with $2 in it” 😂😂
@traviskendrick5192
@traviskendrick5192 4 жыл бұрын
I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings reading a book about how we evolved from plants. Had ten pints. Tossed the book in the road.
@julianjohncraft3091
@julianjohncraft3091 4 жыл бұрын
LoOL
@iwineverygame1995
@iwineverygame1995 4 жыл бұрын
That's like 70 bucks American. Kudos my good man.
@nfgatorgal
@nfgatorgal 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂
@nolajoe8959
@nolajoe8959 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!
@JoeyjojoShabadoo7
@JoeyjojoShabadoo7 4 жыл бұрын
Good on ya mate. Well deserved for said piece o trash 👍
@buzztrucker
@buzztrucker 4 жыл бұрын
How does he not have more subscribers? One of the most tasteful no profanity or extremely vulgar comedians out there. Tough to sell without those but Mr. Gaffigan does it flawlessly.
@vacool9421
@vacool9421 4 жыл бұрын
Because he is clean.
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 4 жыл бұрын
Share this Video 🥰💚✌
@maem7636
@maem7636 4 жыл бұрын
@@vacool9421 & he is hilarious ! "
@mistylee717
@mistylee717 3 жыл бұрын
I was in the women’s rest room in a store once reading the wall, you know while I was there. And it was so upbuilding. Lol. Seriously someone wrote that they were ugly and about 20 people replied with encouragement and love. I was like, “no way this happens in the mens room.”
@thaddeust.thirdiii736
@thaddeust.thirdiii736 3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@STMARTIN009
@STMARTIN009 2 жыл бұрын
Not one bit
@ericspencer8093
@ericspencer8093 2 жыл бұрын
Nope. Men's room graffiti is all about sex and racism.
@seankiesling2054
@seankiesling2054 4 жыл бұрын
Watching a him just dig deeper and deeper into everyday normalcy of a bar and/or drinking is truly genius how he can manage to trim all the fat and just keep digging out hilarious things about everyday mundane things. Gaffigan is a genius
@thecakeisalie6601
@thecakeisalie6601 4 жыл бұрын
"no one gets hammered and then says im gonna go build low income housing." me at 2am: hold my pabst
@OzzyGT
@OzzyGT 4 жыл бұрын
You get hammered on PBR?
@vaughnkavon3993
@vaughnkavon3993 4 жыл бұрын
Jim's observations of the bar scene is second to none. The idiotic behaviors and rituals, the posing and positioning by the staff.
@muskokamike127
@muskokamike127 4 жыл бұрын
I used to hang at this place that had pool tables, dance floor, a quiet half, the whole shebang. I was there like 2 or 3 times a month and got to know the owners pretty good. (2 sisters). They ran out of coke one night and I ran out and grabbed them a case or two. I fixed stuff around the bar for them. So one time the place was packed, the bar had like 5 people deep. I walked up for a coke and she saw me and poured me a coke right away and people looked at me like wtf? One guy said to me "what makes YOU so special"? I said "she's hot for my bod" lololol
@averyty7885
@averyty7885 4 жыл бұрын
Che 🤣
@grandeej3512
@grandeej3512 3 жыл бұрын
Mo
@kimsnyder7525
@kimsnyder7525 3 жыл бұрын
@@muskokamike127 mmmkm
@kimsnyder7525
@kimsnyder7525 3 жыл бұрын
@@muskokamike127 kkkk mmm
@cole9799
@cole9799 4 жыл бұрын
Curing "normal" behavior was the best line! "normal" is boring or undefinable depending on how you look at it
@redrooster1908
@redrooster1908 4 жыл бұрын
You are right. There is never a good time to drink a shot.
@2WhiteAndNerdy
@2WhiteAndNerdy 4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of just hitting the FF button on the remote so you can catch up to where your friends are at when you show up late. Or for those of us with stoopid high tolerances who literally can't even get a buzz drinking at a normal, civilized pace.
@playboymaxim
@playboymaxim 4 жыл бұрын
@@2WhiteAndNerdy Exactly, I will only resort to shots if i feel the alcohol has been "watered down" LOL
@manolotusca5280
@manolotusca5280 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of love from a former new yorker living in Belize.
@lucasewen7225
@lucasewen7225 4 жыл бұрын
That is the best subscribe pitch ever made.
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 4 жыл бұрын
I know!!! I couldn't resist subscribing 🥰✌ I love Jim 😎
@youeweu
@youeweu 3 жыл бұрын
@@adorable3817 It's not him, it's me. I have subscribe issues.
@tarpon22
@tarpon22 4 жыл бұрын
A birthday card with two dollars in it. Classic
@11thHrPro
@11thHrPro 4 жыл бұрын
Stunning how much truth there is in this bit! 😂😂😂 Jim, you're the truth!
@mauricebaxterjr9608
@mauricebaxterjr9608 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally taking a sip of beer as soon as I clicked on the video when he said drinking wasn't the answer.
@phildann9225
@phildann9225 4 жыл бұрын
Alcohol is a solution..
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 жыл бұрын
Let that be a lesson to you.
@JoeyjojoShabadoo7
@JoeyjojoShabadoo7 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it does lower your immune system, so maybe during this time, go easy/light...?
@dzikijohnny
@dzikijohnny 4 жыл бұрын
Maurice Baxter Jr He never ever said what the question was.
@danielrodriguez5463
@danielrodriguez5463 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is the king of clean comedy. My sweetheart and I are frequent stand up comedy goers have spent time listening to some fringe performances on some slippery subjects....this will never happen with Jim’s performance. I only wished he wasn’t so popular because his show here in Orlando was sold out soo fast I missed it 😡 😀
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 жыл бұрын
Who's Jeff?
@landsurfer66
@landsurfer66 4 жыл бұрын
I also really like Jeff.
@mjor65
@mjor65 4 жыл бұрын
Mary O Jeff Guffigan, the chameleon
@ghostshipone
@ghostshipone 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Jimmigant is my favourite too
@danielrodriguez5463
@danielrodriguez5463 4 жыл бұрын
I fixed it!!! I only wish all you guys met this Jeff I was talking with yesterday. Lol
@mookyyzed2216
@mookyyzed2216 4 жыл бұрын
The only part I like about being alive 🤣🤣🤣
@mesamkiv7960
@mesamkiv7960 4 жыл бұрын
“Only thing I like about being alive. Only funny cuz it’s true!” While freakin hilarious it is an observation of truth for some people. I remain impressed with your ability to share these insights without unneeded shaming and judgment. Well said, sir, well said.
@TimeToTzuyu
@TimeToTzuyu 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Jim! Been watching you since your Comedy Central Presents special before Beyond the Pale. Introduced you to my family (my mom is hooked! 😄). Thank you for the years of laughter!
@jimgaffigan
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Thank you 🙏🏼
@LazerC4
@LazerC4 4 жыл бұрын
"I got wasted last night and went out and built some low income housing!" Lol...
@lomarsweed6604
@lomarsweed6604 4 жыл бұрын
That was a well crafted line.
@johnnygee1625
@johnnygee1625 4 жыл бұрын
I got wasted and lived in low income.....executive meetings of the Red Cross !
@walterjackson-heron4776
@walterjackson-heron4776 4 жыл бұрын
Such great material
@michaelalfano1712
@michaelalfano1712 4 жыл бұрын
Bacon shots!
@yabobayo5787
@yabobayo5787 4 жыл бұрын
Jim you are a gem.
@kalevala29
@kalevala29 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want to say bitchy because that would describe them perfectly
@jamesspencer1463
@jamesspencer1463 4 жыл бұрын
Great Comedian
@nunyabusiness5241
@nunyabusiness5241 4 жыл бұрын
Disaster relief from the Red Cross...triage unit; this bit cracks me up. Will always watch it in full.
@looloorex
@looloorex 4 жыл бұрын
"HOT POCKETSSSSS"
@Kg-pv6vm
@Kg-pv6vm 4 жыл бұрын
Yes👍
@hd-xc2lz
@hd-xc2lz 4 жыл бұрын
Stop bullying Jeff.
@drewgrows7765
@drewgrows7765 4 жыл бұрын
Hot pocket for breakfast. Hot pocket for lunch. Dead by dinner!
@youericc
@youericc 4 жыл бұрын
Someone always offers to buy you a shot. No one ever offers to buy you a HOT POCKETTTTT
@brrjohnson8131
@brrjohnson8131 4 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather babysit ten 2 year olds, than the two of you." It's the line I remember most about that night. I know we were doing shots & closed the VFW.
@denisehand2219
@denisehand2219 2 жыл бұрын
Jim, You are someone I like to laugh with, and your face is welcome in my home. .... My daughter does not understand why I have his picture in a frame on my refrigerator, mom why is Gaffigan on your refrigerator??? Because he just is!
@EJK2099
@EJK2099 4 жыл бұрын
Really fun and insightful standup. It's very different and amazing to see funny standup without any profanity.
@Aahaeehee
@Aahaeehee 4 жыл бұрын
You are the best Jim 😍😍😍
@widetrackerinkazoo6559
@widetrackerinkazoo6559 4 жыл бұрын
Once saw a condom machine in a bar restroom with the message scratched on it "this gum tastes rubbery" LOL
@elflingskitten
@elflingskitten 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! I was in a 7-11 bathroom and management had that sign over the sink - "Do not flush sanitary napkins down the toilet" and below that in small print someone wrote "they clog the chili machine!"
@SafetyProMalta
@SafetyProMalta 4 жыл бұрын
Translates everywhere every bar....😂🤣 At 2AM
@jfkfanclub
@jfkfanclub 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite Jim Gaffigan videos. Self isolation in Ireland is crap but this has cheered me up. Hopefully when this is over you're back over here on tour. Best wishes to the Gaffigan Clan
@maem7636
@maem7636 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from New Iberia, Louisiana USA; you will survive; hopefully.. LoL 👈✌
@matthewduratny5928
@matthewduratny5928 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening to this guy since I was like 8 and he is still the funniest man on Earth
@ojsaantigua3923
@ojsaantigua3923 7 ай бұрын
I love this guy. So funny
@danoduncan1763
@danoduncan1763 4 жыл бұрын
you're a really funny guy... only one of the few comedians I can tolerate watching... :D
@StrangeScaryNewEngland
@StrangeScaryNewEngland 3 жыл бұрын
Him and George Carlin are my go-to comedians. Both my favorite
@susieque176
@susieque176 Жыл бұрын
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland I sure miss ole common sense George. Can you just imagine the material he'd have today 😂🤣😂😂😉
@ShellShock794
@ShellShock794 4 жыл бұрын
The bars with all the games fit this description PERFECTLY. A go-to for my friends and I is a bar that has pool tables, arcade games, darts, a giant 4 foot tall Connect Four, those huge Jenga blocks and probably a half dozen other things I can't think of right now. It truly does become an adult play room after about midnight and on
@MrEvanfriend
@MrEvanfriend 4 жыл бұрын
I was working at a bar one time, playing dominoes with this regular customer I was sleeping with when it wasn't crowded. The dominoes part was kinda fun, but the real adult playground bit took place at her house afterwards.
@mrhombregordo9556
@mrhombregordo9556 4 жыл бұрын
Love me some JG. At the end he kinda looks like he could be a close relative of "Dwight Schrute"😂
@rhondabovee7094
@rhondabovee7094 5 ай бұрын
Love him. Never change. ❤
@angelothruthelenslivingmyd3275
@angelothruthelenslivingmyd3275 4 жыл бұрын
“We need more chocolate”
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 жыл бұрын
I moved the relationship to subscribe years ago. Have never been disappointed.👍
@DEEPCYCLEGARAGE
@DEEPCYCLEGARAGE 4 жыл бұрын
They should start serving Hot Pockets at bars. They could do a jalapeno cheese Hot Pocked, a shot of Fireball and a stout! Call it the "Gaffigan". Thanks for the business your about to have diarrhea! ....here take this sharpie to the restroom and write something inspiring.......
@Mars-ns6je
@Mars-ns6je 4 жыл бұрын
This..is *genius*
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 жыл бұрын
🎶 Flush Pocket🎵
@madinfl03
@madinfl03 4 жыл бұрын
"No one's ever drank a shot and then done something they're proud of." Definitely not me. LOL
@nelsoneduardocalderon5581
@nelsoneduardocalderon5581 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanteel6049 adds aa!
@josemurillo4594
@josemurillo4594 3 жыл бұрын
i was proud of girls i got with, till i woke up
@STMARTIN009
@STMARTIN009 2 жыл бұрын
Nope 🤣🤣. I had the worst hangover the day after a wedding. It was an open bar that included old fashioned shots.
@thomaswilson818
@thomaswilson818 4 жыл бұрын
Great stuff
@chadtellevik5479
@chadtellevik5479 4 жыл бұрын
This one is my favorite. Jim you may not realize it, but your a genius.
@whoever_81
@whoever_81 4 жыл бұрын
Love me some Jim Gaffigan! Even the reuploads 😊
@JimboDean3
@JimboDean3 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha so good... I love the his alter ego aka voice of reason aka some old lady that hates him but makes the show
@nonsensefacts119
@nonsensefacts119 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna get a drink with Jim
@lordbarristertimsh8050
@lordbarristertimsh8050 Жыл бұрын
If this isn't Mr. Gaffigan's most realistic routine, I don't know what is.
@roxanncorston9403
@roxanncorston9403 2 жыл бұрын
Jim! You're thee best! Made this covid crap better! God bless you abundantly and your beautiful family!!
@crlguitar1
@crlguitar1 4 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy hearing Jim's stand up stuff, his comments on Sunday Morning CBS, and the things he adds with letting us watch what his kids are up to, like their critiques of eating a 'Hot Pocket' and such....Brilliant.....Keep it up Jim!!
@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346
@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346 4 жыл бұрын
So hilarious everytime!!
@zombieowen
@zombieowen 2 жыл бұрын
"This is the only thing I like about being alive." 🤣
@vosswatter
@vosswatter 3 жыл бұрын
This dude can literally do an entire skit on bacon and still be hilarious
@Me-zo8yc
@Me-zo8yc 3 жыл бұрын
This is like eulogy for being able to go to the pub
@amilmartinez9078
@amilmartinez9078 4 жыл бұрын
You are right. I was ready
@marywilliamson2559
@marywilliamson2559 5 ай бұрын
Great great great routine, because as you said.... it's all true. Thank you
@knownunknown1959
@knownunknown1959 2 жыл бұрын
I've probably watched more Jim Gaffigan than is legally allowed!
@kimholland6752
@kimholland6752 4 жыл бұрын
I love his comedy and style
@19Everend75
@19Everend75 Жыл бұрын
❤️LOVE❤️EMPATHY❤️RESPECT❤️
@truecrime98
@truecrime98 Жыл бұрын
Great content!! Thanks for the laugh
@iriscot5398
@iriscot5398 4 жыл бұрын
Simple observation comedy is brilliant
@marka.2715
@marka.2715 4 жыл бұрын
Love your comedy Jim. You are awesome!
@Nerd89056
@Nerd89056 4 жыл бұрын
The whole "writing stuff on the bathroom stalls" in bars? It's also in bowling alleys and every single middle school out there. That's probably where those guys in the bars learned it.
@here2luv363
@here2luv363 4 жыл бұрын
You rock! Soooooooo funny. Always!
@NyCDeViL9010
@NyCDeViL9010 4 жыл бұрын
"she was my bess frannnnnnd"
@nevermore6963
@nevermore6963 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother have been watching you since Mr. Universe, love your work you make me laugh so much it hurts every time. Keep sending your stuff out it's great
@boblowney
@boblowney 4 жыл бұрын
you are a genius.
@thelograph7162
@thelograph7162 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like we've met...in AA perhaps? Ha!
@bonniewells9208
@bonniewells9208 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Thank you, Jim! You're awesome!
@keithbriere
@keithbriere 2 жыл бұрын
I love your humor. Earlier today I watched a movie with you in it. Light from light. Wow, I was blown away to see that you're an excellent dramatic actor too. You're amazing, dude! Cheers from B.C. Canada. 👏👏
@darishbaxley4630
@darishbaxley4630 4 жыл бұрын
Jimgaffigan ....umm FOOOOD!!!!!!
@q7wasp7
@q7wasp7 4 жыл бұрын
2-22-2020 (Some twos for ya.) Irish joke: "An Irishman walks out of a bar."
@WublicIndecency
@WublicIndecency 4 жыл бұрын
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
@Mary_O
@Mary_O 4 жыл бұрын
Well, more like thrown out.
@MrShnazer
@MrShnazer 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t drink but I understand now why some people do.
@mm7411
@mm7411 4 жыл бұрын
always a relief from the hell, thanks jimmy
@majorblitz7219
@majorblitz7219 4 жыл бұрын
Finally you have tour dates in South Carolina...See you in Greenville favorite comedian of all time.
@sburris65
@sburris65 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I saw your post. I'll be there for sure.
@TheTibetyak
@TheTibetyak 4 жыл бұрын
Proof that the life of the party isn't always the drunk.
@russdesroches6225
@russdesroches6225 3 жыл бұрын
Funny, funny, funny. And you never say f***. Even better.
@RichM0410
@RichM0410 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! Your great
@twelvetwenty-two353
@twelvetwenty-two353 4 жыл бұрын
Jim I think you’re becoming my favorite comedian. I know that’s a lot of pressure. Doing great bud
@janetwentz3259
@janetwentz3259 4 жыл бұрын
Love you. 🤣. You are soooo funny.
@gispel7058
@gispel7058 4 жыл бұрын
Came here to read a novel....
@zaroffhound
@zaroffhound 4 жыл бұрын
Feel weird watching Gaffigan at 2am in a bar? How about on twenty tvs in a cornershop display window? No? How about on someone elses laptop over their shoulder? Huh? Yeah you! Quit lookin!
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