"I can't resist POUTINE..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Pale Tourist)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
@RustySpoons6490 3 жыл бұрын
I have always loved his signature bit when he whispers on behalf of the collective voice of the audience.🤣 _”Nobody in Canada even sounds like that...”_ LOL
@shijoejoseph2011 2 жыл бұрын
It's the extreme opposite, so his whisper mode is as creepy and befitting as Alexa's whisper mode in Firestick. 😂🤣
@joseville 11 ай бұрын
I also enjoy it. It might be a form of lampshading.
@dubliners0999 3 жыл бұрын
Those lines, "Let's do it. We have free health care..." Hilarious.
@RC-nq7mg 3 жыл бұрын
I always find it funny when Americans think our healthcare is free... Its more like mandatory insurance through taxation...
@RErnie-gv1hv Жыл бұрын
@@RC-nq7mg @RC286 And the fact we "Americans", i.e., U.S., refer to ourselves as such. Much as you did, eh?
@janelliot5643 Жыл бұрын
@RC286 You know what I find VERY amusing? Complaints that your government spends your taxes on healthcare. Yes, I'm from the US. What do you think we get for our tax dollars? War.
@writerconsidered Жыл бұрын
@@RC-nq7mg We know that and its still way better then anything we have. You also aren't accounting for drug prices just compare insulin prices in US and Canada.
@karlsangree4679 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is the only guy who can get a crowd to laugh and cheer while making fun of their culture. He is a certified genius.
@bennybenitez3731 2 жыл бұрын
And no profanity!.. did you know your last name means blood?🤔
@daidarabotchi3891 Жыл бұрын
@@bennybenitez3731 Nice spot! Is that a guess, or did you read it somewhere? I can't find anything about it.
@drew-shourd Жыл бұрын
Jim is very funny, and for sure a genius, but really, the only guy? I have heard countless comedians do the same for decades...where you been brah?
@PhilBagels Жыл бұрын
Except for every other comedian ever.
@MrShanester117 Жыл бұрын
It’s embarrassing that you think looking up a couple of things on Wikipedia and incorporating them into your stand-up.
@tallgirl8177 3 жыл бұрын
« We lure them with the tires... Then boom! We sell them a blender » Killed me😂😂😂
@ethansmith6970 3 жыл бұрын
He is slowly turning into the worlds nicest insult comic
@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын
He’s sooo careful. Whenever he even comes close to something that might possibly offend, he self-deprecates or affects that audience voice and calls himself a jerk. And then a few sentences later he’ll come back and say, “But I love [X country],” just so that everyone’s 100% reassured.
@kathyhanna9411 3 жыл бұрын
Funny funny funny
@Sponsorship4u2 3 жыл бұрын
@@StamfordBridge Extremely accurate 🤣🤣🤣
@noumenine6474 3 жыл бұрын
@Aniquin It isn't, actually, but I doubt you'll bother to correct yourself.
@markdemell3717 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ,yes.
@Whitney341 3 жыл бұрын
"How important are tires to you people!?" Basically the difference between driving and dying in the winter 😂
@foskco87 3 жыл бұрын
People in Vancouver have not figured this out.
@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын
@bilias hour Ew and ew!
@nipzie 3 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Peeps I'm sorry but all season tires are 3 season tires...night and day difference. It's your life to take in your own hands, just don't fucking hit me when you're sliding around "mostly controlling" your car.
@fanmade9537 3 жыл бұрын
David can confirm 😂
@alsinakiria 3 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Peeps yeah, I don't know where you live, but where I live that isn't even a possibility. You need studded winter tires or stopping is just not happening.
@brianrizza2045 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every sketchy person in every country has a Brooklyn accent 😂😂😂
@tandokunogirl 3 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn, Boston or some kind of Italian mix LOL
@GeminieCricket 3 жыл бұрын
Brian Rizza ole time gangsta !
@dreamyjeannie3385 3 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mlsaulnier 3 жыл бұрын
Now even the Canadian tire employees sound like they are from Brooklyn
@fenecofeneco19 3 жыл бұрын
Glad he can do it...with italian-americans....
@COGSCNY 2 жыл бұрын
Even though he was an American making fun of Canada I don’t feel offended I was too busy laughing 😂
@tobaliciousholland12 3 жыл бұрын
We LURE THEM IN with the tires... then BOOM, we sell 'em a blender
@ivok9846 2 жыл бұрын
5:13 he's genius, he puts the salesman accent...it just works edit/ or was it jack nicholson? hehmmm
@Mr_Spock512 2 жыл бұрын
That bit made me laugh hard.
@evenstephen2000 11 ай бұрын
I just love Jim Gaffigan. He doesn’t rely on anything cheap, language or theme-wise - and there are no throwaway moments in his comedy. No holes. It’s just funny straight through. This is the kind of comedy we need when we are fighting so much apathy in the world these days. I just love this, and him!
@dianedee7919 7 ай бұрын
I'm Canadian, and all I can say about poutine is that it's DEATH ON A PLATE. I love your comedy, family friendly and still funny as hell, a rare talent ❤😂❤
@willsintheair 3 жыл бұрын
This special deserves some kind of Canadian award. I'm serious. This should be played on every inbound flight to Canada as a primer for visitors.
@katezee2358 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, I’ve never been to Canada and now I really want to go :)
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 жыл бұрын
@@katezee2358 same
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 жыл бұрын
@Shinobi FPV and what would a Canadian award look like? A plate of poutine with a full set of tires, served by a moose attired as a mountie on ice skates? Damn, I wish I could win that.
@r3hcook Жыл бұрын
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto And a box of Timbits!
@tretower57 Жыл бұрын
I think you’re on to something! Showing it on incoming flights before you land would not only teach people some fun things about Canada, but also, help put them in a light-hearted mood before they arrive.
@uba2 3 жыл бұрын
If we ever discover an alien planet with sentient life, we should drop Jim there and see how long it takes him to develop a set for the locals.
@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын
That “Don’t force your culture on us” joke - omg. 😂
@vic5015 3 жыл бұрын
He should try that joke in Quebec City or Montreal. He'll probably get a *very* different reaction there.
@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын
Justin Shim Even louder laughter?
@rolu9345 3 жыл бұрын
@@vic5015 wdym Americans push their culture almost everywhere in the world... do you even understand the joke, or..?
@Deborah-so8mv 10 ай бұрын
@@rolu9345we get it.
@wolamalade 24 күн бұрын
@@vic5015 We're in Montreal, and thats one of his best joke...He made hegemony funny ! 🤣👍
@Thedrisin155 11 ай бұрын
I love team Gaffigan. This couple is an incredible comedy duo. He may perform on stage but he and his wife write the best jokes!
@chickengenius4202 Жыл бұрын
Dude wrote an 8 minute set just to perform in Canada. Nice 👍🏻
@bethanycooke2115 3 жыл бұрын
“You know how it’s the coldest month of the year? Let’s have a party outside.” Montreal in a nutshell :)
@stevespyder 3 жыл бұрын
Quebec Winter Carnival with Bonhomme de neige!!!
@RC-nq7mg 3 жыл бұрын
Winnipeg Festival du Voyageur.
@bethanycooke2115 3 жыл бұрын
@@RC-nq7mg yes! I’m from Winnipeg :)
@coachnate5747 2 жыл бұрын
Winter rave in mtl
@veroniquelebeau2692 2 жыл бұрын
@@coachnate5747 IglooFest!
@hyebinyoon3306 3 жыл бұрын
An interlude between Poutine Fests omg I died....
@David_Baxendale 3 жыл бұрын
In the UK we use cheese instead of cheese curds and we call it cheesy gravy chips. Some people do not like cheesy gravy chips, do not trust those people.
@Sherirose1 Жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this before
@Maplecook 3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I am most impressed with how much you have gone out of your way, to research Canada. Love your humour!
@maxwellpowell4306 3 жыл бұрын
He need to do more research!! I shiver every time says zee. NO! Zaid!
@Maplecook 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellpowell4306 I will agree that zee sounds super weird, but hey, for an American, he has god-level knowledge of Canada.
@edwilkinson1760 3 жыл бұрын
as a canadian, i find this to be the epitome of cringe.
@Maplecook 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwilkinson1760 Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But as a Canadian who is married to an American, I wish my wife knew half the things that Jim Gaffigan knows about Canada.
@edwilkinson1760 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maplecook your wife knows less about canada than jim gaffigan? cringe.
@PetitePerson 3 жыл бұрын
Canadians love when comedians notice us. Thanks for individually calling out each province.
@larapalma3744 2 жыл бұрын
Like us kiwis, we exist!!!!
@charleebrown7188 2 жыл бұрын
Poutine, maple syrup, Rush, backbacon, Bryan Adams and hockey. One of these things is doesn't belong. Anywhere
@charlie-obrien 2 жыл бұрын
@@charleebrown7188 Bryan Adams!?!....Say it isn't so! Lol The only thing in Canada that shouldn't exist is the "twoonie".
@ArnethProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Canadian Tire is actually appropriately named. It has a big automotive section and they're a mechanic. So what makes them unique is that you can bring your car in to be fixed, and then go and buy let's say, a blender, a new pillow, a lawn chair, a bag of chips and a house plant all while you're waiting until your car is ready to go. lol ♡
@jaycee330 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, we call that "Walmart" here.
@tretower57 Жыл бұрын
@@jaycee330 I thought we called it “Online Shopping”
@joywebster2678 5 ай бұрын
Having lived in remote northern communities in Canada due to my late husband's work as a provincial cop, we were thrilled when the town had a Canadian Tire! Pre internet, it was a remote persons shopping paradise, AND they could order you things like a vacuum that would arrive in 8weeks when a delivery truck cane through! Hence our brand loyalty!
@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын
"We have free healthcare." Lol! JIM, I adore you.
@bonniemccormack1361 9 ай бұрын
My 85 yr old mom was diagnosed with dementias and Alzheimer's a couple yrs ago. She LOVES Jim. (It's a daily coin toss of Heartland, Match Game, Mrs. Brown's boys or Jim Gaffigan). She sleeps soundly while HL auto plays which is good because when Jim plays, she's mom again and she laughs her ass off. She's like "stop this for a minute and get me a tea while I go to the bathroom, he's so funny I might pee my pants" Then on the way to the bathroom she stops her walker and asks have you heard this guy before?" Yes mom, almost everyday. Thank God he's funny! ☺
@JKNat9004 6 күн бұрын
I agree with her when it comes to Heartland and Jim Gaffigan.
@mtadams2009 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is such a good comic. Even when he is poking fun at you it's never hurtful.. No matter the subject he just has a good way about him.
@joeyhunter842 Жыл бұрын
He’s a damned racist!
@QuentinNeill 8 ай бұрын
Like a surgeon
@matts4750 3 жыл бұрын
If there is one thing Jim is an expert at its observational humor.
@charlie-obrien 2 жыл бұрын
I am born and living in the US, just one skinny river away from Canada. So I grew up watching CTV and Canadian cartoons, when I tended bar I served Bloody Caesars and Rye Whisky, love hockey and Doug and the Slugs............. Oh my god! the realization is coming over me now, eh?
@13daprofessor 3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian Ukrainian, who lives in Quebec, let me just say. This is awesome.
@kevinkossow1032 3 жыл бұрын
You just wrote a rap lyric
@mireillelebeau2513 3 жыл бұрын
Hi! Peter N
@wandaperi 3 жыл бұрын
Impeach Wolodymyr Zelens'kyj!
@brofull 10 ай бұрын
Dobry den
@jf2781 6 ай бұрын
I am also a Canadian-Ukrainian from Québec. I agree that this clip is cute
@simonedulcie3853 Жыл бұрын
The Tim hortons bit, is hilarious (as is this entire thing!), Burt especially when he says, “don’t force your culture on us!” Bit is incredible!...I appreciate all of the research that goes into this, as a Canadian, living in the us!😄...he is spot on with this special !
@renostrano5842 3 жыл бұрын
Oh course he went to Canadian Tire. It's right next to the Tim Horton's. :)
@brockmacdonald8127 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you are in tune with Canada. You are an honorary Canadian. Very Funny, thank you.
@echa3132 Жыл бұрын
I totally love his brand of humor because it is sarcastic dry humor that’s self-deprecating like Canadians are.
@drew9928 3 жыл бұрын
Its called Canadian tire because the original guy bought a tire/rubber company in Hamilton the business was going under and he started selling other stuff too
@kevinb8887 3 жыл бұрын
A man who did his research on Canada. My 11 year old kids were impressed!! Nice work JG. Love your work...
@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his Spain routine? Made himself familiar with even more inside-the-culture material.
@Noblity54 3 жыл бұрын
Saw him live in Halifax, anyone who has the opportunity and loves comedy go see Jim. He is really funny, but seriously his live act is way better than watching any clips, he is a great live act
@scrums4748 3 жыл бұрын
im sure he’s very happy he impressed your 11 year old kids
@appalachianexploration5714 3 жыл бұрын
He used to frequent Canada. Lol a lot.
@ukmedicfrcs 3 жыл бұрын
@@scrums4748 LOL!!
@YW84LUV 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an American living in Canada and this had me crying with laughter. I don't understand the clam juice thing either-gak! But poutine is the bomb, baby. Especially lobster poutine!
@Digitalhunny 3 жыл бұрын
Lived here my whole life & yet _I_ don't get the clam juice thing!😂😂😂 However, steamer clams with melted butter.... _now_ yet talking _my_ language! 🤗🇨🇦
@roncucchi3133 3 жыл бұрын
@@Digitalhunny as my Canadian cousins would say"ya eh?"
@Digitalhunny 3 жыл бұрын
@@roncucchi3133 - Down here we say, "Yeah, by. I's hears yas there, eh?!" You see, I speak _fluent_ "Newfinese" (even while they're drunk). Went to Cuba once & played interperter between them & the upper Canadian's for a week. Came home & needed a vacation, myself 😂😂😂😂 🤗🇨🇦
@roncucchi3133 3 жыл бұрын
@@Digitalhunny lol😁
@Zraknul 3 жыл бұрын
Worcestershire sauce, contained in both Bloody Marys and Caesars is a fermented anchovy sauce. Mmm enyzme broken down aged fish. It's there to add Umami (savoury) flavour. I imagine the clam juice is there to make a more complex taste along the same lines. I can't say I've heard of someone hosting a party make Caesars from scratch with clam juice or making their own clam broth, rather than pre-mixed Clamato. I have heard of bloody marys from scratch.
@chrisparker2118 3 жыл бұрын
The "free" healthcare part was hilarious!
@bluegreenglue6565 3 жыл бұрын
I love his "pitch guy" voice!
@Matty88K 3 жыл бұрын
🍩Don't force your culture on us!🍁🇨🇦♥️🤣
@rawbarbie 3 жыл бұрын
Love when he laughs at his own jokes. 😂
@sylvie1537 3 жыл бұрын
Jim can't resist poutine. I can't resist pressing play on his videos when they appear on my recommended list.
@AnnaPxx 3 жыл бұрын
We are addicted. Let's form a support group or something
@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto. Oh, and I always hit the like button before he even starts.
@Veritas304 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jim Gaffigan! You should be nominated for the Order of Canada. And no, that is neither poutine or a doughnut.
@artscience9981 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan really has Canadians figured out. I spent a couple of years there as an American. They liked to to complain about America to me. I sometimes thought, “Hey, I’m an American right here in front of you, and I’m not so bad, am I?” Then after complaining they would offer to give me a ride home and buy me coffee. I eventually figured out their bark was much worse than their bite. Most Canadians have a really good sense of humor, they are willing to laugh at themselves. I think it is a national strength for them.
@killtherapy4346 3 жыл бұрын
The only way it should be made is with the squeaky cheese. If it doesn't have cheese curds then it isn't poutine
@homiiciidalkiitten6650 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you ! / Merci !
@adamgriss2025 3 жыл бұрын
I almost got into an altercation with a restaurant manager in the Middle East because he insisted that “authentic” poutine was made with mozzarella. 🤦🏻♂️
@mlsaulnier 3 жыл бұрын
Some of us that live in countries that have no clue about this have to make due and use the mozza
@adamgriss2025 3 жыл бұрын
mlsaulnier true, but there’s a difference between making do because of the lack of availability of certain ingredients and insisting that you’re correct!
@hhiippiittyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamgriss2025 The only fairness is that mozza is the closest to actual, legit, proper cheese curd poutine.
@patserrao2347 3 жыл бұрын
Jim you can make any topic funny! What a talent!!!
@jayelle3448 3 жыл бұрын
I do believe you are 100% correct about that!
@yowgyrl 3 жыл бұрын
Come to Canada for the view, stay for the poutine.
@uptonsavoie 3 жыл бұрын
"In America, we don't have Dunkin Donuts on every block." Clearly, you have not been to Rhode Island.
@timothycormier3494 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha right! That’s what I was thinking. I’m from Bellingham Massachusetts and from Woonsocket to Bellingham just on social street alone there’s about four Dunkin stores
@richardvinsen2385 3 жыл бұрын
Or to Logan Airport.
@edwinrodeo 3 жыл бұрын
Or CT...
@MissRitaToTheRescue 3 жыл бұрын
Or Massachusetts! Clearly!
@colleens1878 3 жыл бұрын
maine too the Dunkins ran all the Tim Hortons back to Canada 🇨🇦
@samcha9448 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my, these Canadian jokes are hilarious!
@Plectognath 3 жыл бұрын
I have never seen Jim cracking up in the middle of a joke - ever.
@kathleenclark5877 3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian ... high five. So funny. A gentle ribbing of our culture. Plus ... no swearing! I have become so tired of really funny comedians who feel that every element of the English language: noun, verb adjective, adverb ... everything except the definite and indefinite article can be substituted by the “f” word. Jim does not need to rely on using off colour language to be funny. And a funny take on Canada. He gets it!
@libertygiveme1987 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's a RIOT how when Jim is describing something, he morphs into a Mafia Boss!!!!
@62Cristoforo Жыл бұрын
This guy’s hilarious, pointing out our own oddities we tend to overlook as obvious.
@canag0d 3 жыл бұрын
He rips on Canadians better than most Canadians. I approve
@nancycrandall4545 Жыл бұрын
Thank God me and my kids didn’t stumble onto poutine until one of the last days we visited in Canada. It’s gravy smothered crack! 😜
@debbieplato5107 3 жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my beer when he mentioned the perogy poutine! 🤣
@scallywag6768 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian and I never had poutine till I was in my fifties. It was absolutely delicious, but I thought I better not eat this often. Later in life I had the opportunity to eat poutine in Quebec City. I couldn't miss out on that.
@dragon32210 Жыл бұрын
As an American who sometimes flies to Canada...Wunderbar IS MY FAVORITE CANDY OMG
@MikeSaundersProject 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is one of my favorite comics and I usually not into family friendly comedy. Jim is one of the funniest people alive.
@maremacd 3 жыл бұрын
There is a DD on every corner in Boston.
@mikestyles499 3 жыл бұрын
maremacd Of course they do, it’s the birthplace of DD!
@StrangeScaryNewEngland 3 жыл бұрын
So does New Hampshire. Oh and Maine and Vermont
@NormAppleton 3 жыл бұрын
Sully's mom has to wash her undies somewhere.
@sema6008 3 жыл бұрын
And in NJ
@notthatyouasked6656 3 жыл бұрын
A couple of years ago I chatted with a Dunkin' senior manager in Florida. He said that down there they try to have one store for about every 45,000 people. He also said that where I live (metro Boston) it's more like one store for every 5,000 people.
@novacorps2468 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's do it, we have free healthcare." 😂😂😂
@maggiec.5623 8 ай бұрын
Everyday at work, Jim and I have a lunchdate! He makes me literally laugh out loud!! He's my favorite comic!😂
@TheCowtownswede 3 жыл бұрын
After living in Canada for 11 years and now being back in Sweden i do miss having the occasional Poutine and chuckwagon fries. And i loved Timie's can someone get me a Xtra Large Double double
@luminyam6145 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting these on youtube. You have really helped me get through this wretched pandemic. I love your stuff on us, it is so hilarious ( Canadian here)
@claudettes9697 3 жыл бұрын
I’m up at 2:30 laughing to snot juice. Thank you Jim! Times are hard, anxiety and insomnia, this helps a lot. Good medicine.
@368fan4 3 жыл бұрын
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
@mariannesouza8326 3 жыл бұрын
Ba-dum-bum💥😂👍🏼 Excellent!
@LeesaGio 3 жыл бұрын
😅💜
@DoolallyProductions Жыл бұрын
I had a poutine with brisket and a mushroom gravy and it was one of the most delicious things I've ever had.
@Victoria-dh9vb 3 жыл бұрын
Oh ho ho. This man needs to go to a Smoke's Poutinerie. Life changing.
@stevespyder 3 жыл бұрын
100 different ways to clog your arteries 8)
@KorpsePaintKlown 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jim’s entire life was just leading up to Poutine
@mlsaulnier 3 жыл бұрын
Poutine is Canada's salad.
@mlsaulnier 3 жыл бұрын
@X Marks truth
@MrKongatthegates 3 жыл бұрын
And denim is the Canadian tuxedo
@Hrnakshi 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrKongatthegates hey I thought that was Canada Goose
@MrKongatthegates 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe it is now. We went upscale
@xzgun100 3 жыл бұрын
What's America's salad?
@JungleScene 3 жыл бұрын
sorry Jim, all proper poutine has squeaky curds, not just in ottawa. its one of the only mandatory elements of poutine.
@guillaumemorin5047 3 жыл бұрын
That's true!
@lovelyrat33 3 жыл бұрын
Cane in the comment section for this. Thank god🙌
@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын
My Wisconsin aunt used to bring those from her dairy farm, but strangely, we never made poutine. But as a Michigander, many of us do say, "ay?" And no, I won't spell that, "eh."
@natethegr8230 3 жыл бұрын
Poutine has 3 ingredients. French fries, cheese curds and gravy. Add anything else you want on top of that but, to be poutine it must have those 3 ingredients.
@noumenine6474 3 жыл бұрын
@@natethegr8230 Fries, cheese, gravy.
@kbee7222 3 жыл бұрын
No one can make me laugh more than Jim Gaffigan! 🤣
@80sgirl96 7 ай бұрын
“Let’s do it … we have free healthcare.” 😂😂
@elizabethshaw734 3 жыл бұрын
Clam juice and Clamato juice are in every store in Maine! I use clam juice for my clam chowder it's sold in small glass bottles on the bottom shelf usually. Sometimes it's in the middle. We also have a dirty martini that is made with a Lobster Claw and clam juice.
@dubliners0999 3 жыл бұрын
I love the asides..."He's never met a Canadian."
@bw5530 Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian in Calgary, this whole thing had me laughing
@erents1 2 жыл бұрын
Jim has a real gift, how is it he can make every word funny?!?
@nonakabyrd5759 3 жыл бұрын
Well, we have Dunkin Donuts on every corner in Chicago, right across from the Starbucks....
@southpawhammer8644 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Michigan, which is almost Canada. If winter gets you down, have a party. Ice fishing parties are the best!!
@Taber01 3 жыл бұрын
Had a british friend over in winter, he flipped when i drove onto the lake
@hastingsroofing 3 жыл бұрын
Michigan is on the border but is very different
@simonrancourt7834 3 жыл бұрын
In Montréal, there's a restaurant called "La Banquise" who serves ONLY poutine. They have more than 20 varieties and are open 24/7. We also have a fast food CHAIN called "Poutinerie" that specializes in poutine.
@EricChoiniere 3 жыл бұрын
What about Ashton?
@simonrancourt7834 3 жыл бұрын
@@EricChoiniere J'adore Ashton. A chaque fois que je passe par Québec, je m'y arrête.
@EricChoiniere 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonrancourt7834 En 6e année, le voyage de fin d'année scolaire était à Québec. Mes amis ont vu Mario Dumont à un Ashton
@CsykKrit 3 жыл бұрын
I mademit point to go to La Banquise when I went to Montréal for Île Sonique some years ago. Got seated right away just before lunch, by the time we left the lineup was very long down the block. Fantastic poutine, one of those with a couple steamy's is perfection.
@CiGambino 3 жыл бұрын
Waited in line at La Banquise for probably 30 minutes. It was worth it. Spectacular Poutine. My GF was previously anti poutine. That changed her.
@suzyqew3003 3 жыл бұрын
Landlocked Calgary has got the BEST Clams! Hahahahahhaajjaa
@alakani 3 жыл бұрын
Poutine is like #2 on the list of Canadian things that I want right now. First would be not dying of heat stroke, and third would be maybe knowing someone who can be nice and smart at the same time
@natev1956 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how he remembers all that, that's amazing. Anytime I've done public speaking I needed notes and even that was scary enough!
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 3 жыл бұрын
I want to go to a Canadian Tire store! Sounds like fun!
@lovecats6856 3 жыл бұрын
I love it
@stickyb05 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like a small, nice, friendly, Walmart
@angeldust912 2 жыл бұрын
They have almost everything!
@cedricduchesne866 3 жыл бұрын
Its so funny not a single one of us canadian can get mad lol
@shashankshekhar2611 3 жыл бұрын
The research done for this sketch is amazing. Also the Canadian tire thing is so funny, I have bought a blender with car parts :)
@TheTokuin 3 жыл бұрын
if you go to waterloo, there is a tiny model village for driver training or something, and it has a model tim hortons...
@mitchelltyler5972 3 жыл бұрын
Does Napoleon work the Drive Through?
@alejandrocruz2547 3 жыл бұрын
When I find a new clip from Jim doing stand up it feels like God is up there ...... “Give him an extra clip!”
@austindorf83 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I got a hot pocket ad in the middle of this video!!
@murrayc9615 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG - I had the Closed Captions turned on because I am watching this at work (as I forgot my earbuds at home), and the closed caption said @7:34 "...Calgary which has the finest CLANS.." (instead of "clams") After Alberta being compared to Texas, all I could think was "You're so right"
@alexstorr3357 3 жыл бұрын
Only just discovered this culinary delight. Us Brits love our 'chips n gravy', especially in the North.
@OldLadyRocker 3 жыл бұрын
Gravy on chips is a thing of beauty- 🥔, gravy, what’s not to love?
@sandybourbeau9670 3 жыл бұрын
You are more knowlegeable about Canada than most comedians and I appreciate the humour because your jokes are not all the traditional jokes about Canada. You are hilarious!
@sevenofnine3880 3 жыл бұрын
Omg in my town we use Tim Hortons as navigation points. Like where are you. Oh I'm by the Tim Hortons on Lakeshore.
@alexhardy4810 3 жыл бұрын
So you're from kelowna then hahaha
@micdoj4412 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! We have the East Timmies, the West Timmies, and the central Timmies where I live. :D
@angushiltz4880 3 жыл бұрын
We do that with Dunkins in New England to. "Head down this road and take a right after you pass your third Dunkins. Then take a left after the next Dunkins and you will see it on your right next to a Dunkins. " LOL Typical directions in New England. 🤣
@bartlett454 2 жыл бұрын
@5:13... Jim nails an impeccable French Canadian accent. Wow! Right out of the Gaspé Peninsula in the Gaspésie-Îles-de-la-Madeleine region of eastern Quebec.
@k.t.5405 3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian , I'm prouder of Hawaiian Pizza than I am of The Caesar or Poutine... Hawaiian Pizza has made its way around the entire friggin' world, dudes!!! Next to the Mountie , shes our finest ambassador! BANK IT!!!
@huynhc35 2 жыл бұрын
Hawaiian pizza is the best!! 😁
@bartlett454 2 жыл бұрын
Hawaiian pizza was forged in the fires of Hell by Satan himself. Also true, Hawaiian pizza is often the last meal requested on death row by paedophile, Nazi, animal abusers who beat up the elderly for fun after bowling. 100% true. Really sick individuals. Look it up.
@einundsiebenziger5488 2 жыл бұрын
What you definitely cannot be proud of,* is your punctuation.
@k.t.5405 2 жыл бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488 grammer er no grammer, Hawaiian pizza still 110% Canadian and the best!
@flurng 2 жыл бұрын
Another point of pride: you know the difference between “then” and “than”, something we Americans for the most part cannot say!
@mikelynch-zeroviewz2507 2 жыл бұрын
Canada also discovered insulin which was great foresight knowing they would later invent Poutine !
@suemilkbone4868 11 ай бұрын
Jim should use this comment in one of his comedy routines 😂
@oldschoolman1444 6 ай бұрын
I've never had poutine, but watching this makes me wish I had some!
@steveh4564 3 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Horton's so much I'd be willing to drive 10 feet to one.
@dionst.michael5818 2 жыл бұрын
We got two full size brick and mortar stores and one full service kiosk/drive thru at one of our Esso’s in an Eastern Ontario town with no more than 6,000 people. No joke. And they’re ALWAYS busy. There is also another two more brick and mortar stores in the small town just 10 minutes down the road from ours too. It has even less people.
@maxbrandt6 2 жыл бұрын
😄
@rajgill7576 3 жыл бұрын
I love this!! My family teases me whenever we go up to Canada all I eat is pouting haha
@asolano 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jim Gaffigan.
@peggyf344 3 жыл бұрын
It’s Jim time!!! My daily workout of laughing !😂😂😂
@HerculeseBaby 3 жыл бұрын
This comic is always on the nose for every area he does a gig. 😁
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