18:35 No, no, no guys. You have it all wrong. The "please, no talking" sign is for the _dolls._

Mike's natural voice is now 93% Plinkett.

Other people have bald spots, but that magician has hair spots.

I still love how Rich has to psychically force out the word "fairly", rattles off "mass-produceable customization" quickly and smoothly, then immediately says "ducks" instead of bucks and has to catch himself instantly. Magical.

I know this is an old video to comment, but holy shit the wide shot of him standing by himself by the wheel drinking and giggling to himself was a stroke of sheer non-sequitor comedic genius. Love all the weird shit like that they always stick in

There's something hilariously surreal about seeing a bunch of beer-guzzling grown men watch a puppet singing for preschoolers

"Can you turn down the air conditioning? I'm trying to live in your walls." - Gary Busey

When I was little, I had a full-size doll that just happened to look like me - however, because I had sleep paralysis/nightmare issues, my parents put it in their room at night. My dad is an insomniac. One night, he wakes up and looks around, sees the doll, and thinks nothing of it, until it starts WALKING TOWARDS HIM and he SCREAMED. It was me - I'd come to ask for water, accidentally scaring my father half to death. Definitely one of the funniest stories from my childhood!

The implication that this is all a figment of Mike's imagination is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying

Mike nearly bringing himself to tears over his own joke might be my favourite thing on the Internet.

jay's cat-like desire to knock shit off tables is the best

I want them to order a twinn doll of Rich Evans.

Mr. Evans has the grapes to make fun of another guy's bald spots -- THAT'S RICH.

My grandma had a twin doll of an older cousin. She gave it to him as an adult and he immediately started using it to terrorize his wife. Open a dresser drawer and there it would be. Get in the car and realize it is buckled in next to you. Oddly enough they’re not together anymore.

I love when rich repeats what he said while laughing.

"He filmed this in his basement!" (silence, realizing what they do for a living) 2 seconds later: "He filmed this in his mother's basement!" (everybody laughs)

the last shot of this BOTW should have been: mike alone talking to himself at the talble with a bottle of liquor in his hand. it was all a dream folks, or an alcool fueld halloween miracle.

I can finally stop rewatching old best of the worst's, for now at least

Why Jim said “Penile Code” is one of my favorite RLM unsolved mysteries.

And remember the three rules of magic: prackis prackish prac... tice.

Fun fact: My twinn existed until January 31 2016. One of the reasons they shut down was failing business due to "degrading eyes". Yeah I googled it. I'll go have nightmares now.

When I saw the cow puppet, I was actually quite taken with it. I said to myself, "Aww, it's really kind of cute." Then it opened it's mouth.

The cut to Mike drinking and laughing about the wheel of the worst by himself... So priceless! LMAO

I was born in 1997. I had a My Twinn doll that I got when I was probably 7-8. I loved it! And I would get the catalog of clothes and accessories every few months in the mail. I never thought the dolls were creepy. One time my great grandpa saw my doll on the couch and thought it was me and started talking to it and my mom came in and was like “grandpa that is a doll”

The snap cut to Mike laughing all by himself at the wheel might be my all-time favorite RLM gag.

It'd be great if some parent sent in a picture of their kid to that company and got a dog doll back.

Jim has some of my favorite rlm quotes. For how quiet he normally is that legend joke about the cow lady kills me for some reason.

I think I laughed harder at Wil Wheaton in a leather jacket with ATTITUDE harder than anything ever

48:12 That subtle editing touch. Well played, Jay!

Mike laughing at his own stupid skeleton joke added 5 years to my life

That cow puppet was cute as fuck

That magician's energy is absolutely Gill from The Simpsons

Right at 3:45, you can clearly see the smirk on Mike's face when he thinks of the graphic for the video tape of how to abduct kids starring Rich Evans

That alphabet video can be as dumb as it wants, that cow puppet is adorable. :3

The whole bit about Clint Eastwood using a twin doll to escape Alcatraz is absolute gold.

I like how Jay has taken Mike's place as the alcoholic on this table and Mike approves of it through laughter in the background.

I really wanted the wheel to stop on the child abduction video

"No two are alike" --- literally two that were alike had just gone by on camera.

I feel like there's a really absurd amount of broken glass around your studio.

I was flabbergasted by the penile code comment until I saw all the beers on the table. I guess years of BOTW has made my brain block out all of the alcohol abuse.

Thanks RLM for making this show relatable by including Canadians. Maybe someday people will see us Canadians as real human beans.

Drunk Mike is the best Mike

I actually find the cow puppet to be pretty cute looking.

"How many times did someone get sent the wrong doll?" Funny you mention that-- my mom bought one of these damn things and got sent the wrong one, and she had to fight tooth and nail to get a refund.

"The human-puppy hybrid Twinn!" The Toy Box of Doctor Moreau

Apparently Doug's now a cruise ship magician, so things are going great for him. Just great. Fantastic. Couldn't be better. Try the shrimp cocktail.

The bit where Rich Evans' voice slowly rises in pitch has been stuck in my head for weeks.

They should have had the doll company make one of Jay.

When i discovered RedLetterMedia, i could not stop watching it. I watched every Best Of The Worst, then every Half In The Bag. I got infected by those guys sence of humor. I started being sarcastic, made horrible puns and Mike faces. One day i was seeing my crush and put all my knowledge to work. I joked as hard as i could. I am still single.

The Canadians are my favorite guests. I love watching Colin break at some point during the video

The picture you send in of your kid isn't returned. Neither is the doll.

i love that when mike's not on, jay fills in for his personality

I've never seen Mike so utterly fucked. I love it

What is Rich Evans' first language

What if someone had twin daughters that were conjoined at the head? Would they take a blowtorch and heat up two doll heads and fuse them together?

Omg, my Twinn! I actually have two different my twinn dolls. My grandmother bought me one when I was around 5 or 6 and one when I was around 12 and they both look like two different people somehow. The first one looks like a white girl with straight hair and the second one looks very Puerto Rican with big curls (I’m half PR half white). I also had the little brother and little sister dolls, as well as two of the baby dolls, the one in the thumbnail in particular. Her name is Sophia btw. My grandmother probably spent wayyyyy too much on all of that for me, but I did carry my first twinn doll around everywhere with me to the point I broke her arm. They also had a doll hospital option where you can send the doll in and they will fix it for you, but I never did so she just kind of still has a broken arm dangling there. All the dolls are in my attic somewhere.

Whoever edited this episode was on point!

I am watching this episode for the 100th time and just noticed Jim's shirt. The "Wow signal" from SETI. That is a deep nerd cut. Amazing.

7:45 is so genius. That'd be fucking great if all of the Best of the Worst was just Mike hallucinating and he's really in a ward or something fucked up like that. Sarah Connor style in T2.

Doug Anderson is alive and still magicking. Doing magic. Magicianing.

The alphabet video made me incredibly sad. I'm not even joking. It happened to me as a kid too with songs that are "for kids". Weird.. I still have that.

omg no one laughed right away at the gary busey in the walls part but i was dying

Ms. Udderly is still around, Roseann performs with it and multiple other puppets, even her daughter lost count of how many puppets she performs with

"Your just shakin' a pencil!"

Roseanne looks like the guy from No Country for Old Men.

Mike's method acting is an example to all aspiring actors who think they can accurately portray brain-damaged drunks!

It's great how you can watch one of these from last month, 7 years ago, or this one from 4 years ago and the quality is consistent

Great editing. The subtle play on Rich's verbal error at 18:13 made me laugh out loud.

Nothing makes my penile code harder than a new Wheel of the Worst.

"The failed magician waves his wand...and in an instant, the laughter's gone..." - Depeche Mode, "More Than a Party"

12:17 Colin immediately laughing slays me every time

rewatching best of the worst now that I can drink makes mike alcoholism all the more terrifying, I can't imagine just casually sipping from a bottle of makers like it's water

When that fucking cow puppet started singing i almost died

Wonder if Asuka Langley's mother got the "My Twinn" doll...

When Mike said "I sure hope he's dead" and the skeleton joke I had to pause the video for a few minutes because I was laughing so hard

Can we take a minute to appreciate the fact that Mike started this video far drunker than he usually ends videos

I have only one complaint: They should have dialed that number on the My Twin VHS and asked if they were still in business, and if they were they should have sent the cat allergy image of Rich Evans.

Will Wheaton. Toaster Punk.

Mike wasn't there to throw beer bottles everywhere, so Jay had to pick up the slack.

I love how Mike just gets drunk and disappears from the video.

New Wheel of the Worst?! And the Canucks are guest starring?! It's gonna be great That's gonna be great It's gonna be great

"My Twin Doll" was probably inspired by mourning dolls, where Victorian-era mothers had them created, made from the hair and clothing of their deceased progeny.

I love how Jim laughs at Jay knocking down the bottles every time he does it.

"You can't beat a dead kid dipped in wax and sold to look like Connie Chung" ~ Rich Evans

I love that the "magic tricks you can do" design is basically just the chronic album cover.

I think this is may be my very favorite episode of Best of the Worst. After 3-4 viewings, I still get great laughs. Good work guys!

I'm not entirely sure how many times I've rewatched this episode. the jokes are hilarious and the chemistry between everyone is fantastic and I can't ever get bored of it. keep it up!

Not going to lie, I had one of the twinn dolls - and I loved it! We had matching dresses and everything :) and yes, baby twinn dolls were available for your twinn doll. I had fun with the individualization aspect.

You guys really made a silk purse out of a sow's ear with this one. Well done, gents.

me 5 minutes in: i've seen this before. me an hour later: i've seen this at least twice

My sister and I had My Twinn dolls. We never played with them. They ended up spending the majority of their existence in boxes.

I like how in making fun of the twin dolls things, they managed to stumble upon the premise for "Carry On Screaming".

Now I know what a "Service Mark" is! Thanks RedLetterMedia! :D

I for one welcome our new canadian overlords

Interesting fact, in Australia before the white Australia policy was cancelled they used similar skin-tone palettes to determine whether a person of mixed ancestry was qualified to be white. Just an extra layer of creepiness for one of the creepiest companies to have ever existed

From start to finish, THIS WAS THE MOST GOD DAMN FUNNIEST EPISODE OF WOTW!

Always good to see Max Landis on the show

Things we learned in this episode of BotW: -Drunkest Mike has ever been on any show -Jay and Josh are the same person -New sign in background has shitty lights that burn out really fast -??? -???

I really wish they landed on Kid Escape instead of that magician video. Not just because it was a piece of shit, but because it would have completed the Shamrock Corp. Child Abduction Trifecta.

33:17 is a peak moment of all time for me. So short yet so visceral.