Zach is the very definition of chaotic neutral

I love how Zach can just switch on the insanity for a second and turn it off just as fast.

"You could see he was visibly frightened, *even though he was wearing a pizza outfit*" I love how that's supposed to armor him in this situation

Zach outcrazies everybody in the Sleepycabin

Zachs I like the pizza voice sounds like cow from cow and chicken

*I LAVA DA P I S S A *

Zach is a human weapon. He's an awkward situation super soldier.

0:44 I've legitimately never laughed at anything as much as this in my life

I like that Chris's Irish comes out when he says car or sharp

I wanna have as much confidence as Zach

What if there's someone who looks exactly like chris in italy

*I LOVA DA PIZZA, I LOVE DA BIG PEPPERONI*

*Don’t do this. Not here.*

“What class of gypsy do you play?” “I main a dead baby gypsy.” “Nice.”

3:25 “Danny Tre-joe”

My friends and I scream at each other in broken German at the mall to avoid kiosk salesmen

Chris's accent comes out with his "-ar" pronounciations. "Caarr"

"Hey, want some pizz-" *"I LOVE-A THE PIZZA I LOVE-A TO EAT ZE BIG PEPPERONI"*

We went from pizza to dead babys

they need to add that to smilling friends, just a guy in a pizza outfit screaming "I LOVA DE PIZZA" at a kid the crew are trying to cheer up

Zach always reacts to random people on the street in the best ways

What if the guy took a picture to show his grandson to be like "if you keep breaking my pens, I will replace you and your parents will never know the difference. I already found another kid that looks just like you, it's possible"

@7:50 fucking killed me. Zacks fucking voice crack mid conversation trying to assert his dominance XD

"maybe then his son comes around with Mafia kids and says 'ah so ur breaking my daddy's pen huh'"

"Are you Dan?" Is how I greet most people these days

Imagine being called alcoon

Chris has a thicker accent in this one

What Chirs didn't realise is that the old mobster guy was teaching him about gaslighting, as the mobster man was using the picture with Chris to gaslight his grandson about a trip to Rome he was never on.

"You lookh leik mai grandsun, he alwayz breaks mai penz" Lmao

I wish I could spend 1 day with these funny boys

Somewhere in Italy, some mafioso has a pic of an Irish cartoonist and his elderly boss

0:44 i was literally laughing so hard it sounded like i was a crying depressed middle aged man

0:45, for the best part...

I took zachs advice. Was driving around looking at xmas lights with my family last year, and this guy dressed as an elf in one of the neighborhoods comes running up to the car screaming something. So i just let out a scream that sounded like egoraptor at the end of lightsaber fightsaber and he backed tf off

8:23 this caught me off guard so much, I couldn't stop laughing

i dont know if his voice cracks were on purpose at 7:50 but they were adorable

I love how Chris doesn't get this situation but actually there's nothing to get, mafia bosses in italy are mostly old men who do the dumbest shit for fun, it's hilarious, they just fuck with tourists for shits and giggles.

I hope Zach references “I LOVE DA PIZZA” in Smiling Friends

You can tell chris comes from the British Isles because he instantly expected the italian men to rob him.

I like thinking the Pizza Guy was Eric Andre from his "Pizza Safety" sketch cause I just came from it

before you hug little girls, take off your pants if they don't wanna hug you anymore they were pick pockets the whole time

My friend went to paris like last year, told us a story on how a homeless muslim mom yelled "catch" to him in french and threw, i shit you not, HER REAL LIVE COUPLE MONTHS OLD BABY at him. He didnt catch it, he avoided it because he knew it was a distraction and he avoided getting pickpocketed by the husband that tried to creep up on him from behind. When the baby fell and blood was all over the ground they both ran away and he reported it to the french police.

He’s right about the baby thing but they actually throw the baby at you and then they take your wallet as you try to catch a floppy baby

This is one of my favourite sleepy cast story

0:43 Thanks for the help with me busting a gut laughing as usual, Zach. You beautiful boy, you.

Look Niall may be right about the baby thing because while it may rott after a day, the months leading up to birth the mother can beg for change saying she's preggers. That's some good solid months with a baby bump to rake in those Euros.

As a Romanian I was still threatened to be taken by the gypsies when I was bad

Every one of these stories starts with them going to a wawa

0:45 iloveaduhpizzailoveadabigpepperonee.

The big pepperoni 🥵🥵🥵

Noone can outpizza the hut... but Zach... he is an elder pepperoni

Zach out-pizzas the hut

The mall lady probably just thought you were the grown up version a childhood friend.

Why would a mob boss pick your pockets?

I love it because that guy was probably just working for Papa John's

You know what, after all this time it finally just hit me. That Dan guy was probably mall candy girl's childhood friend. She probably just thought she ran into him after years or something.

Imagine being that pizza guy, watching smiling friends and realizing that guy that screamed at you now has a TV show

You can *really* hear the Irish in Chris when he says "car"

7:50 zach went through puberty real quick

That's how mafia works.

My mother's Irish, when I misbehaved I was told that I'd be sold to the Gypsies, what I don't get is why would the Gypsies actually want to buy me.

Zach outcrazies everyone on planet Earth

I swear Zach is one of the voice actors from Cow & Chicken. Every time he does that crazy voice it reminds me of that cartoon 😂

“The baby rots after a day”

This was my discovery of SleepCast and my 2020 has been made better because of it. I still remember being on the bus at 6:30 a.m trying to not laugh my ass off waking people up.

1:50 Chris switched to an Irish accent for a second there

yes finally, been waiting for this one

0:45 when mommy asks if I want a pizza

I had this brasilian looking dude shake my hand and then started doing this weird dance for like 3 seconds and then he and his friend left. This was in sweden so i checked all my pockets to see if he took something lol. They came out of a pizza joint and when i went in there everyone had this face of disgust when they looked at the two guys walking away, fucking weird man.

6:21 gets me every time

I like how the title is about Zach outcrazying some Pizza dude, and not them introducing and dissecting the concept of a "dead baby" scam 😂😂

Maybe she hadn't seen her friend Dan in a while, figured he had changed in appearance a bit and was trying to confirm it.

I would hate to live in a world without Zach

Old mafia guys, was probably establishing an alibi

I love Chris' mafia pen breaking grandson story

They wouldn't have to wait 9 months if they stole a baby though

1 minute in and you got me. i want more of that fucking voice lmao

When I was in London (more specifically croydon, more specifically whyteleafe park) I was with a bunch of dumb teens and we would frequent the park to go get drunk. Sometimes late at night because again, we were dumb teens. Anyway. One night (I believe around 2 am) I was walking down the path to meet up with everyone and we passed by a couple, all dressed in black, pushing an all black and chrome baby stroller. Now. I don’t know if that’s normal behavior, to be strolling around at 2 am in a park in all black, but it scared the fuck out of me. I just kept walking. When I told the people I met up with they gave a very similar explanation. They were probably just trying to catch people off guard in order to either rob them or kidnap them

Every single time I see the thumbnail I read it as “duh I love pizza” as if someone were doing an impression of Zach.

I’m gonna miss sleepycast, it’s gotten me thru the hardest times in my life

Did Zach do Grimbos voice for the jontron Food Games video?

These dudes have practically lived in my backyard for years and I never knew. All the talk about Giant and Wawa confirmed it. Unfortunately I never got to meet any of them yet.

i knew he was quite a force to reckoned with but i never knew he held power this immense

Jesus christ, let Zach tell his story and stop trying to talk over him :C

I love zach

Im actually greek and there are ways to avoid those people. I mean the easiest way is to keep your hands in your pocket and try not to look like you are new to the area. They really only target tourists because it is the easiest for them.

on the gypsy baby talk the reason they can do that often is because gypsies have 6-10 children because the more children they have the more benefits they get from the government

I wish so goddamn bad I could have seen this in real life, so funny. It's amazing Zach can just jump straight into that voice and he uses it at the best times.

This proves that Zach should not be allowed to leave his house

the _BIG_ pepperoni

I was in wildwood early in the season so all the promoter dudes on the boardwalk were desperately trying to get bodies in the store. This one dude ended up following us a couple feet, and eventually put his hand on my shoulder to turn me around. I started screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, STOP IT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Did he just say Danny “Tree-Joe”?

Zach saying i love dah pizza is my text message ring tone

🍕I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA🍕

Zach needs to make a pizza animation with "I LOVA DE PIZZA!"

Delightful thumbnail

"And she was like AaaAoK"

I really wish they would come back every once in a while to do like even a short podcast , but I guess oney plays is pretty close to that , but I miss stampers imput

It hurt how much zach got interrupted

God i wish I had Zach's voice