Black Jesus Ain't No Pimp | Key & Peele
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2 жыл бұрынJesus saves Mary Magdalene from her p*ssed off pimp…
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@miguelparada2286 8 ай бұрын
"CARPENTER? Then why does your house look like s***?" "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."
@thedivinebandit 8 ай бұрын
There's a double entendre there. Churches and their behaviours. 😅😂
@user-ef4zq2be8g 4 ай бұрын
Guy was an interior decorator
@aleksandarspasov6815 3 ай бұрын
@@user-ef4zq2be8g Didn't know he was Czechoslovakian
@hefeibao Ай бұрын
That line killed me.
@andrewadachi9306 21 күн бұрын
It has the same energy as the interior decorator form the sopranos
@ObservableObserver 2 жыл бұрын
All Popes in history decided to dress like Galaleroy instead of dressing like Jesus for some reason 😄
@kamotetopz6776 Жыл бұрын
Cause pimpin is life
@iktheboy7594 8 ай бұрын
👍🏽👍🏽
@kendrickt_murda8486 8 ай бұрын
Pope's pimping 😂
@petermichaelmoore4908 8 ай бұрын
What popes are you looking at? 😂
@naturalnaiad 8 ай бұрын
Underrated comment.
@DiotraxSecondlives 8 ай бұрын
"i've been busy with non-carpentry work" is my favorite line
@josueando 5 ай бұрын
frrrrr
@hushni 3 ай бұрын
He have to be defensive about it.. And im on the floor lol.
@maximilianokoweindl8048 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@HellInternAKACandyMD 26 күн бұрын
@@hushni Sounded like a politician to me for a sec lol
@deflatedrabbit5232 7 ай бұрын
"Wtf? I slap you and you wanna turn the other cheek?" "FRONT HAND!"
@yellowcapspringstein6078 7 ай бұрын
"BACK HAND!"
@josephperez2004 7 ай бұрын
No no, I got it now... FRONT HAND!
@Dem0na1375 4 ай бұрын
No no there is no front hand back hand it's just a slap
@soloa24 4 ай бұрын
😂
@mortemoccasus2412 Ай бұрын
BLACKHAND!
@MrAceMcGee Жыл бұрын
Galileeroy is canon now as the 13th disciple
@jhetttiernan2623 8 ай бұрын
As a devout Christian I say that I accept Galileeroy as the 13th apostle
@dingledowery 22 күн бұрын
That position is already filled by Clearance lol
@MrAceMcGee 22 күн бұрын
@@dingledowery Correction...14th disciple
@MoroccanRose85 17 күн бұрын
The Book of Galileeroy was taken out of the Bible by the Council of Nicea.
@JarodFarrant 3 күн бұрын
@@jhetttiernan2623to be fare to him Peter was a tax collector.
@KumarTyrion 8 ай бұрын
After all these years i still find key and peele sketches that i havent watched😂
@mestrinimaster3602 7 ай бұрын
Aleluia brotha. Praise the lords
@mijoveri1 7 ай бұрын
You and me brother, I haven't seen this one either
@angiebams123 5 ай бұрын
And what a glorious day it is
@MarcYanruw 18 күн бұрын
Like me right now 😂
@harrysvu 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan's portrayal of Jesus is incredible and is honestly true to his character. I don't see any reason why a person of faith would be offended, Jesus wasn't disrespected in any way. When he turned his other cheek that was cold af
@rogerraya8614 8 ай бұрын
I agree!
@ffjsb 8 ай бұрын
As a Christian, I found it hilarious.
@sakibmir5360 8 ай бұрын
Lol when he turned his other cheek .it was sarcastic because in practical life u can't do that If someone kidnaps ur one daughter,u will not give her another 😂
@wideawake5630 8 ай бұрын
I'm a retired Christian minister and I loved it!
@dziewiaty 8 ай бұрын
@@sakibmir5360that was you trying to be clever or did your really name your daughter "Cheek"?
@L.i.am95 8 ай бұрын
I honestly thought the whole "key and peele skit I've never seen before" thing was a myth, but here we are
@johnnywalker8815 8 ай бұрын
Yeah it's getting ridiculous at this point.😂
@cyberguroo 7 ай бұрын
The thing is these f**kers do not have a specific catalogue or a series somewhere, they just keep dropping these random episodes all over KZfaq 😂 and you just have to keep discovering them.
@Bighomiehobbs 4 ай бұрын
Facts I thought I’ve seen them all guess not
@andronis6452 Ай бұрын
@@cyberguroo untrue, it was a tv show on comedy central. You can probably stream it somewhere
@ChunkySalsa75 8 ай бұрын
More accurate depiction than any televangelist has ever offered
@mauriciocalderon8641 7 ай бұрын
"I have a Saying" "uh!" "it goes like this..." "you gonna love this" "Shut up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@keithkammerhofer80 8 ай бұрын
"Non carpentry work".. "OK!..THAT'S IT!!"😅😅
@millyeleven9969 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@WJen8 8 ай бұрын
How am I still finding Key & Peele skits I haven't watched 😂 pleasant surprise!
@KeiGambit 8 ай бұрын
Because you never bothered to watch the actual show.... how are you people STILL not able to just watch the fking show? Lol
@Wormmmmmmmmmm 7 ай бұрын
@@KeiGambitDon't break a leg getting down from your high horse
@KeiGambit 7 ай бұрын
@@Wormmmmmmmmmm Just sayin, the show is the cat's pajamas
@davidmaltais2912 7 ай бұрын
@@KeiGambitrelax.buddy
@thomasreske4628 Жыл бұрын
‘Mary Magdalene !! Where you at, b…h ?” 😅😅😅
@jojonas5463 7 ай бұрын
_the most accurate depiction how the Bible was read in the times of their origins_
@mrlucius57 8 ай бұрын
These men are some of the best actors/comedians ever
@AAblade7 8 ай бұрын
Whenever I hear Galaleeroy I die laughing
@tonystark559 7 ай бұрын
The funniest thing is that he manages to have every comeback until he uses a line in the bible verse lol
@JesusLovesEVERYTHING 3 ай бұрын
That's biblical lol that's how you shut down a demon
@tonystark559 3 ай бұрын
@JesusLovesEVERYTHING correct lol
@sunwukong32 Ай бұрын
Funny enough, it also works against Christians in debates.
@SportFundMedved 7 ай бұрын
Those two are my favourite comedians for the past couple of years. All sketches are brilliantly plotted, staged, performed and hilariously funny. Way to go!
@RThyrring 4 ай бұрын
Galeleroy? GALE-LEROY?! 😆 I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chinarc64 6 ай бұрын
Man her acting skills and dialog delivery is hilarious 😅😅😅 love to see her often in ur videos ❤❤❤
@DJAyflasHman 2 жыл бұрын
Galileroy 😂😂😂😂😂
@dennislaskowski3773 11 ай бұрын
I've been busy with non-carpentry work.😂
@kabirsaifullahi4320 8 ай бұрын
Galileroy is crazy 😂😂😂
@nickkrasny1562 5 ай бұрын
1:43 I love how he’s trying so hard to suppress his tone and keep his cool 😂
@YosefTesfaye10 8 ай бұрын
Marry’s act is tho 🤘
@azharshaik4333 Ай бұрын
That JEWS part was perfect 😂😂😂
@omario4823 8 ай бұрын
Galaleroy. Whoever came up with that name 😂😂😂
@bristleback1759 8 ай бұрын
This sure has to be one of best comedy of their work. 😂😂
@roumen278 5 ай бұрын
I really like that they have used Rusalka from famous Czech composer Antonin Dvorak as a background music 😁
@akashdewangan1 7 ай бұрын
peele always knocks it out of the park
@gregd806 5 ай бұрын
1:09 THIS KILLS ME, the blind chicks part.
@StarkIller-df7gw Ай бұрын
Funny enough the blind chick's are quite popular!! 🤣🤣🤣
@mariajoelcosta8676 2 ай бұрын
That actress who played Mary Magdalene acted so well! 😂😂😂😂
@kur-o-taku1347 8 ай бұрын
Galaleroy came in w/ that opp shxt fr fr😂😂
@mrBogart26 7 ай бұрын
i want that last supper hanging on my wall
@retrodemos9062 8 ай бұрын
Front hand backhand
@TheGame4eva 19 күн бұрын
This happened in the bible for me 😂😂😂 is all canon
@tonystark559 8 ай бұрын
So they removed the book of enoch and the book of Galileeroy in the bible.
@johnrobert385mm Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@adlizaharudin 7 ай бұрын
The fact that reading the title already made me laugh 🤣
@sami_keren 7 ай бұрын
"It's 12 men"😂
@Kellybelleee 7 ай бұрын
I lost the other two to leprosy. 😂
@gauravkumar_b.1067 8 ай бұрын
I have been busy with non carpentry work😅😅😅
@parciushmarak9858 Ай бұрын
"two blind chicks who actually, you know, get requested a lot..."😅
@andreimacabanti8536 7 ай бұрын
"that ain't gangstah ..." Hahahaha
@BlackDiamond2718 8 ай бұрын
Idk why he slapped him when he wasn’t ready for it.
@watermystic14 7 ай бұрын
GalliLeroy: Shutup. LOL that made my day
@mod8126 6 ай бұрын
I'm gonna stay here with Jjjeeeezus
@reversflash716 Ай бұрын
Ancient speech sounds so strange nowadays
@rovsonkshetrimayum6752 7 ай бұрын
They ve been playing front hand back hand from time immemorial
@ntdscherer 8 ай бұрын
Wrong cheek! Although the important part is it was with the back of the hand; they got that right.
@IstandonFaith 20 күн бұрын
2 years and I’ve never seen this master piece 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏
@rickrepublic5722 4 ай бұрын
So incredible that they can make it so hilarious but not offending 😂😂
@youtubeistryingtocensorme Ай бұрын
Lol I know that’s the best part
@benedictbuberwa3943 7 ай бұрын
This was incredibly funny 🤣
@PapaYogito 7 ай бұрын
"What yall havin?"
@sidneycurry8508 3 ай бұрын
these two lov them they do the best skits no one ever done i been watching them for yrs There skits just be off the charts .
@StarkIller-df7gw Ай бұрын
The writer is a mad genius! Ofcourse there talented actors & comedians who bring it to life perfectly but the writing really is on point.
@Greatblakhoosh 7 ай бұрын
Surprised he wasn't called Pimpeus.
@808Prince Жыл бұрын
I have a saying too... 😂😂💥
@reckerproduction9468 3 ай бұрын
The way She says no 😍😍😍😍
@Just-C Жыл бұрын
Love her ❤❤❤❤😂😂
@fonzieskatesurf 7 ай бұрын
for SMASH
@usernamedkjahstill5003 5 ай бұрын
I don't understand how I keep on finding new clips of the show
@darknykz 7 ай бұрын
'Hey Ya' 🎶🎶
@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 3 ай бұрын
'What yall having' Nice touch 👏
@stephenbwalya4352 9 ай бұрын
What y'all having??? 😅😅😅
@FreshtexBlackman 7 ай бұрын
"Galaleroy"
@LockedIn-bj7zc 19 күн бұрын
I'm staying here with jeeeeeeeeezzzuuuussss
@anthonybonifer477 7 ай бұрын
Last supper eaten in daylight..at noon... I actually said this to a guy earlier today ... 😅
@wallomaie1752 7 күн бұрын
The way she said Jjjjeeeeezuuss is wild yo😂
@queenofpain7067 Ай бұрын
That painting 😂😂😂
@dannibee5439 4 ай бұрын
Not Gala-leroy 😂😂😂😂😂
@baba-voss8018 8 ай бұрын
I couldn't laugh, I couldn't laugh at all but when I saw that PIMP slap... Aww naaahh😭😭. I just might be going to hell
@zakzack2222 2 ай бұрын
"I have a saying..."😂😂
@moriakpotato 3 ай бұрын
I love Galileroy's saying 😂
@doommega 5 ай бұрын
i cant get enough of this..
@googlefearsaltmedia218 Ай бұрын
Lol, now do Aisha.
@Generousworld 29 күн бұрын
Ull need an entire series for that 😂
@thequantum-plator 18 күн бұрын
He and you both won't be alive 😂
@SpoileralertGMA47 8 күн бұрын
😂😂“You can have him I’m done”
@medusagorgon8432 Ай бұрын
All that and he still wanted to know what was on the menu. Wine for sure.
@Himal_Rulz 5 ай бұрын
legendary script😂
@juanmd4434 27 күн бұрын
That Gallelio could be identical ancestor of Mr Garvey, the substitute teacher
@Justchill13548 18 күн бұрын
The way she say no😂😂
@user-so3uk9os4k 4 ай бұрын
Didn't saw that slap coming 😆
@sukhmindervirk Ай бұрын
living legends!!!!
@tishamac529 8 ай бұрын
What in the crinkle cut fries mustache
@badfinancialdecisions 8 ай бұрын
Jesus christ I've never seen this one before!
@harrydatgoat6719 7 ай бұрын
Noohhhh, Im not going with you Galaleeroy, Im staying with JeeeeeeeeZus
@emeraldgeorgepathaw3443 7 ай бұрын
Now make one of prophet Muhammad
@schwakyl000 6 ай бұрын
🎶 *I don’t know how to leeeeeaaaave him* 🎶
@Jarod-vg9wq 6 ай бұрын
I’d love a priest to react to this.😂
@vlachyna 4 ай бұрын
Nech toho 😂😂😂😂 Hodně dobrý 😂😂😂 Pak ze nemáte smysl pro humor 😂😂😂 Magdaleně odpustil už i Ježíš 😂😂😂
@TheFatalcrest 5 ай бұрын
XD if Key was instead Kat Williams that would only sell it harder, this was awesome.
@fishrak5 20 күн бұрын
That ain't gangster 😂
@nevasoba5953 7 ай бұрын
That was hilarious
@tayeb7031 Жыл бұрын
1:40 that's a sopranos reference!
@comment.highlighted 2 жыл бұрын
That was funny… 😆
@renewalofmind2266 3 ай бұрын
Yes!
@MrBoydgo 2 ай бұрын
This, ladies and gentleman, is how it is done. I guarantee churches would be full all the time. ❤😂😂😂
@kishadavidsins 6 ай бұрын
Do we find new key & peel skits or do they find us lol
@ZubairKhan-vs8fe 6 ай бұрын
Galeleroy 😂😂😂😂😂
@jayczzzya 5 ай бұрын
Galaleroy 😂
@djcringe1257 2 ай бұрын
G-sus😂😂😂
@kevinuntainted1547 Ай бұрын
Gala-leroy😂😂😂😂
@stepanhrebicek8309 Ай бұрын
I was not expecting a czech opera aria (Měsíčku na nebi from Rusalka) but it did put a smile on my face
@SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF Ай бұрын
Can you tell me the title of this opera? Thank you
@stepanhrebicek8309 Ай бұрын
@@SSgJuliusBalingasaPAF Rusalka (it means something like water fairy/demon). It was composed by Antonín Dvořák
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