Chad blood angels.

I aintz herez for ya blood orz ya skullz. I aintz herez for take it all for meslf. I amz here to krump gitz. -random ork

@@the-wanderer111 "emprah dis, choas dat, IZ JUST WANNA KRUMP FOR MORKS SAKE"

"Fuck u, this blood's mine." -Blood Angel hoarding his blood from Khornates.

"We don't claim blood for a despotic blood god. We redistribute blood to the masses!" [Soviet Anthem intensifies]

Dante could be compared to a certain queen that died of old age recently.

Guilliman: Why do I yet live? Have I not sacrificed enough? Dante: Fuckin' same, man.

@@cethapplegate594 i cant believe someone would compare Dante to a decrepit monarch lol

Well, I can easily imagine Guilleman and Dante, both depressed as hell, sitting on a bar but prevented from getting drunk because they're space marines

@@sparking023 just hook em up with the spacewolves they like to 🥳 🎉

*echoing screams of "HORUS!" in the background*

@@FireTalon24 _The sound of TTS Sly Marbo screaming starts as one voice, then it begins to echo, as more and more begin to form a chorus of terrifying rage._

Let the RIP & TEAR TRAIN begin.

There is actually a great story of death company fighting karn.

@@aarontysom840 khorne is literally jealous he didn't get sanguinious and his sons

@@stalinsoulz7872 "We're perfect for each other!" Screams Khorne, holding up a boombox and wearing a leather jacket as he peers through a warp storm right outside of Baal's orbit. "Go away! We're happy with our life!" Scream the Blood Angels, as they mourn their father and praise the Emperor like good boys of the Imperium, refusing to give into the wiles of a bad boy Chaos God.

The One Winged Dreadnought

@@heavystalin2419 And then the dreadnoughts arrived

Noice. I'm glad to see people enjoy this meme

The wine is blood

In ridiculous gear is bricky sol, Dk is ky, And shy as jacko?

NOT A SARCOPHAGUS, THE GOA'ULD TURNED EVIL WITH THOSE

On today's episode of Ridiculous Tour, Bricky becomes part of a death company, DK stars to enjoy blood a bit too much, and Shy kills a depressed Space Marine.

Dante himself after being stabbed to death by the swarm lord: LOL… :((

The blueberry Primarch died too… He got better and regrets coming back.

Rouboute upon meeting Dante : finally my mood kindred

Dante; JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY

Olanius pius: i took on true death for my lord.

And compare that to some of the other primarchs like Angron or Konrad who completely fucked over their legions

@@MrFredstt Legion Ruin. That is what Angron, Mortarion, etc. are.

@@kinagrill I think Ferrus and Corax gutted their legions previous traditions too.

@@Fordo007 The kind of Legion Ruin that Angron brought and the kind of changes that Corax brought are different. Proof - the Raven Guard, despite their propensity for stealth tactics, are one of the most noble Legions/Chapters of the Imperium, and because of Corax, strive to keep civilian casualties to a minimum. That's extropy, not the entropy of the Nails.

@@jagnestormskull3178 I'm not saying they ruined their legions, but a lot of the culture their legions had was removed and they became practically new legions, tactics may be the same but the culture was replaced.

To be fair they did say he'd probably get his own whole episode later, and they probably don't want to clog up this one with stuff that's be covered later

I'm still waiting on the Dante episode >:(

And the people living in the walls are confused

@@theenderdestruction2362 Into the walls you go ^^

@@IdioticSynergy I am in your walls

@@theenderdestruction2362 Can you give a highfive then

there is no Horussy, that's a man's ass!

I'd love to see a Blood Angels force that leans more into their pre-Sanguinius, Techno-Barbarian roots. Covered in furs and bones, etched with rough tribal markings. Honestly, take Space Wolf models and paint them in a Blood Angels scheme. That'd be cool.

I dunno I feel like they were just what the world eaters would become

Tomboy blood angels???? I'm all for it

Ok, hear me out... Lightly dressed femboy Blood Angel Astarte with a Death Mask covering his face sucking from a chalice of blood with a crazy straw.

That hurts to read XD lol

who is Lemartes and would you kindly tell me more?

@@henrypaleveda7760 lemartes is a chaplain of the blood angels, once a regular chaplain that got hit with the black rage, we all know that song and dance: get the rage- become death company etc etc, however after the battle, lemartes survived and was oddly coherent. Astorath examined him and determined he was absolutely 1000% afflicted but through sheer will power alone he’s been able to remain sane enough to not kill allies and still understand orders and remember names and people other than horus-So, at the request of himself and a few other note worthy people in the chapter- lemartes stays alive, frozen in cryo and sealed away until he’s needed for a battle, where he’s thawed out like a Eversore and directs the death company forces on the battlefield from a pack of wild dogs to an actual fighting force. His sermons have been so disturbing that some blood angels go into the black rage just LISTENING to the guy and brother corbulo, the chief apothecary of the blood angels- studies him to see if he’s a one off anomaly or his will power thing can be a trait he can put into future generations of blood angels. (Because mephiston overcame the rage it’s looking like there’s 2 cases of it being at least controllable) On the table, all his powers and prayers only affect death company units, and they get to reroll charges around him, so death company characters, dreadnoughts, and death company marines (Primaris and first born) get a decently beneficial suite of buffs from this guy. Unfortunately his model is kinda gross looking, like the sanguinor- BUT his design is super cool and he has a neat relic crozius. I think the regular chaplains and the chaplains on bikes outperform him because of special warlord traits and relics but he’s not the absolute worst unit you could take if you’re main focus is death company

@@thekrispiestkreme5609 thank you for the info; Do you know where I might find more lore on him (I got into 40k for the lore and have yet to touch the tabletop)?

@@henrypaleveda7760 lemartes hasn’t actually been in a lot of notable battles, him and Astorath took part in the diamor campaign, who’ also had kharn the betrayer as a big bad, but they never met face to face much less fought. I don’t remember if he played a part in the devastation of baal either, but most of what you can find on him is floating around on wikis or lore videos

I can see this happening. And i so want an animation for it. Just to see the Alpha legion’s faces go from “haha! Stupid… OH GODS!”

@@arcanos9706 Run away run away

@@aaronstorey9712 Alpha Legion: *THIS WAS NOT WHAT WE HAD TASK FOR!*

Yeah. You can talk to a Death Company marine and you’ll be fine as long as you kinda play into their delusion. Red Thirst marines just see you as food.

So could a blood angel be afflicted with the red thirst and the black rage? Like if those dudes locked away, if they aren’t put in stasis, could they fall into the black rage? Or how does that work?

@@scotty7591 yeah they can. Red thirst is just a thing they have to deal with and be aware of, just like people with issues/disorders irl. Its just a constant thing they have to be watchful of. The Black Rage sortable comes.out of nowhere, sort of a heightened version of Red Thirst but with a different trigger. Usually that trigger happens before battle though the lore has shifted a little bit to happen more in the heat of battle. Normally though a marine suffering Red thirst won't succumb to Black Rage if left alone and calm down.

Yeah they legit kept their chapter masters memory Alive through eating his brain! Also they weren’t rabid dogs DK! They started eating people to survive!

@@theangryjeff they were also not nicknamed the revenant legion because of their violence. a revenant refers to a person coming back, supposedly from the dead. and the blood angels, before sanguinius, were the spear head of the imperium, always being sent to the most hostile battlefields first ahead of the other legions and they were expected to suffer many loses. yet when the other legions arrived and joined the battle the blood angels were nearly at full strength, but it was simply impossible they suffered this few casualties. this in combination with their bloody and brutal way of fighting resulted in them getting the revenant nickname. this was ofcourse because the blood angels did recruit from all over the galaxy, even recruiting humans with low mutations. they recruited those that the other legions wouldnt. this also hints at sanguinius' geneseed being so potent that it cured the mutations to create the perfect and beautiful sons of the angel. because all the blood angels do have a fraction of sanguinius' beauty, and while its only a fraction that is enough to make them near perfect in beauty.

@@RanRayu And the fact that they all share in his glorious looks probably pisses Fulgrim off to no end to this day.

Didn't the space wolves do something similar? Or do they just also happen to have the whole learning by cannibalism thing as their big shtick?

It's Astorath's job to do what other chaplains can't

Only Astorath has the burden of Executing his fallen brothers. All other DC that Asrorath can’t get to are taken to the Tower of Amareo for eternal imprisonment

He also insta-kills librarians because they're too much a liability once they fall.

@@lagmeister3215 I think it's seen more as a liberation than Execution.

That is such a fucking good book. Love when the book examines Lemartes' inner thoughts and the literal fight for a shred for sanity that he's constantly going through.

@@natej3353 the end is a little disappointing though. I mean it s cheesy.

@simon behrendt Angels Sanguine

@@frankfelerski1043 thank you. For the life of me I couldn't remember

I'm surprised they haven't had it forced out of them by the other blood angels; that's like the doctors at one hospital finding a cure for terminal cancer and refusing to share it

Aren’t the angels sanguine more ferocious for it? It’s also been thought that by conquering the black rage the red thirst is more of a problem for the chapter.

That bit of lore did come from a C.S. Goto book though, so take that with a bit of salt

All of the astartes except those for whom the organ doesn't work can do that with brain tissue or analogous structures, but it seems only the blood angles and space wolves seem to gain anything besides nutrition from non neurological tissue.

The Carcharodons in the Red Tithe book are able to as well from what I remember. Though I think the gene seed was bad so the information recovered was fragmented or outright murky at best. Been awhile since I’ve read the book.

Yes; the Blood Angels also use(d) this to take on the memories of their mentors and continue their persona. It's also theorised that Dante isn't a single contiguous Astartes, but several in succession having taking the mantle and persona of Dante. In this vein, there are never "new" Blood Angels per se. The new recruits are merely vessels for the established heroes.

@@CottonPanzer this is such an interesting and unique concept and I wish this was the canon for the blood angels. The idea of an eternal legion that only gets stronger with each marine that falls because every new marine has all of the memories of the ones they suceed

@@AdventfatherGaming all astartes can under optimal conditions, although the sons of sanguinius and russ seem most adept at it, gaining the most Intel from the process.

Literally the Helm’s Deep of 40k

I'll never forget the part where they had to take the "leap" towards the chapter's HQ, wingsuits are not safe.

Not only that. Dante himself is a spot on NobleBright that blends with 40K's GrimDark so well - he is flawd, and might be the most Human of Space Marines, but he is also one of the greatest heroes humanity have ever known.

Deviation of Baal lol autocorrect hit hard there

@@ItamarO93 Is possibly one of the best space marine books written.

Dante's final trial before becoming a neophyte was a surprise. I genuinely expected it to be full grimdark, especially considering how the other trials were. But it was actually a very good teaching lesson and test of character.

wishing he took more than an hour....but if indeed he only had that 1 hour of time to prepare he made a great job

You need to listen to MORBid Angel if you haven't, nudge nudge, wink wink.

It was not successful sadly. In classic Lamenters luck first the Black Rage returned (On Slaughterhouse 3) then the Red Thirst returned. (During the Penitent Curusade)

@@ardagenc6842 oh yeah I forgot the red thirst finally started to appear super recently in universe too in them. That said, the number of instances has been extremely low (even compared to their less frequent black rage)

Ah, Ehoes of Eternity I see

@@Bahamutbard Didn't read it, was just making a joke, why what happened? Also, heh, E-hoes of eternity.

milk for the khorne flakes Butter for the pop khorne!

THE EMPEROR CONDEMNS!!!

Out of curiosity were did the top gear meme come from?

@@aaronstorey9712 Basically one guy made a meme and it took off from there

@@faris7021 that's how all memes work but yeah. One guy decided to start doing it in comments here and it's picking up pace.

Does he seriously still not understand the difference?

@@alexbrown7708 I mostly just left this here as a clarification, because Bricky has a bit of confusion on the subject.

@@loltwest9423 That makes sent. I commented before I heard him talk about it this episode which was a bad idea .

Lamartes also counts as a black rage recover *sorta*

HOOORRRRRRRUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

They have 1 hour

I think the main problem is they kept hyping it up.

Wolf Master Rho posts videos quoting parts of the many books in one of his videos he read one of the Cawl lore books where he discovered the so called "flaws of the Blood Angels and Space Wolves are actually part of the Emperor's design.

As a Custodian player, I am both impressed and angry.

@@OneDapperFrog If it makes you feel better, it was only a five man squad that died and I did end up loosing the game. I was able to hit hard but Custodes hit harder.

I did a similar thing with my librarian dreadnought, I flew it across the board on turn 1, and proceeded to tear apart a tank (I think it was only a rhino, but hey it counts for something).

@@alexyoblick yeah, mine was a Librarian Dread too. Personally I imagined it has lumbering foreword, pausing to gather its power, then levitating a meter off of the ground before flying at the enemy. A big red box surging on as though it were mounted on a giant invisible hoverboard.

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Sanguinius was like: "your my greatest son...so great in fact YOUR GOING BACK!!" Dante:"NOOOOOOO!!!"

Kind of a dick move for Sanguinius, but to be fair he was sad to do so

when they do the episode on seth i hope they talk about him and that inquisitor who found out what they with those fallen to the black rage. not often a inquisitor admits he/she was wrong and accept they made a mistake and decide its best to retire because their judgement isnt good enough anymore. that made seth one of the most badass characters in 40k in my book, and he did it without fighting xD

Best boi, he took the bridge

I want someone to find all strange side characters who are killed quickly and make a list to commemorate them!

from what ive read, (i could be wrong ofcourse its 40k), sanguinius is somehow split into 3 pieces. the sanguinor, a spirit that resides within mephiston and a spirit that resided within dante.

Yo same

The tower of amareo is full of people who've succumbed entirely to the red thirst but not the black rage, they're blood hungry savages who want nothing more than to feast. They're kept in the tower as both a reminder and a hope to find a cure

*Dreadwing opens their vault of Dark Age weapons*… and now to erase those heretics from existence.

ye, and he did have a conversation about this with a librarian he was close with when he was calistarius. mephiston saying cli was no more, and this librarian looked into mephiston and said mephiston was still calistarius but more, or something like that.

So he's still just insane

Blood Angels are stored in the Baals.