Families of salamanders don't have to necessary say goodbye cuz sometimes space Marines will come back to see their friends and relatives and actually be involved in their family over the span of generations

Sometime after Fulgrim was discovered: Big E: Fulgrim, my son, the Emperor’s Children have been decimated over the years due to gene-seed poisoning. You must help replenish their stocks so that they may stave off annihilation. Fulgrim: say no more father, it shall be done. *comes back and presents a chalice full of “gene seed” to the Emperor* Big E: ... Fulgrim:.... Big E: son, why is it white? Fulgrim: I mean, isn’t it always this color? Big E: usually it’s red. Fulgrim: if it was red, then there would definitely be problems. Now let’s get this to an apothecary, it took me all night to make this. Big E: well, at least you’re not as bad as Angron. Fulgrim: also, father, do you think Ferrus Manus would mind my aid during his gene-seed extraction? I imagine those metal hands are quite uncomfortable. Big E: atleastheisnotangron, atleastheisnotangron atleastheisnotangron. Slaanesh *watching from the immaterium*: He’s the one!

Ultramarines: *sensible recruitment methods* Other legions: "sensible? What's that? We're over here yeeting our recruits into the snow naked, setting them on fire, making them sleep in a coffin filled with blood, etc"

It kind of cracks me up that the super zealous Black Templars have one of the most "normal" recruitment processess where after a recruit receives their geneseed and proves themselves in training, they just, essentially, become a regular ole squire until their master is like, "Yeah, you can rank up now. You've earned it."

a space wolf eats an ork, and aboyt a week later he gets a cockney voice in his head telling him to fight more, which conveniently works for him

I love the implication that Big E not only used to play Among Us back in the day but he was such a huge fan to the point he named one of the gene-seed organs after the most well known meme in the community

One part of space marine creation that I think is just funny is how once they fully survive all the augmentation and training, they get thrown into the marine scout units, and aren't given their power armor until after they've been in combat before. So they end up being essentially super jacked imperial guard for a while lol

TBF, the Blood Angels perform all the surgeries (minus the one where the Black Carapace is implanted) on their recruits while they're in their coffins. The go in as 10-13 yo kiddos and come out a year later as a hulking mass of himbo (or as a corpse, or a raving lunatic of a himbo). So they're a lot more efficient than other chapters in the speed at which they dish out new marines.

The Exorcists are my favorite chapter, so I'll explain what their deal is. 1. The chapter was founded by members of the Ordo Mallaeus, so they have backing from the Inqusition (this is how they get away with their boarderline heretical practices) 2. Their "possession therapy", while extremely dangerous, causes their marines to develop a strong resistance to daemonic enfluence and even gain the ability to "camoflauge" their presence in the Warp like a Blank, making themselves undetectable by daemons and psykers. 3. The Exorists were originally the only successor chapter of the Grey Knights, but were recently retconned into being Imperial Fist successors, which gives them a really funny relationship with the Black Templars.

Throwing our dear Salamanders under the bus just like that. Salamanders take their initiates at the age of around six into their forges, where they just learn from their assigned teachers. Blacksmithing is their first and most important lesson. They actually start implantation before the actual training (those organs give them a better chance at survival) and make sure (as much as they can), that initiates are compatible with the prossedure/can endure the harsh training. Still, a lot of recruites die, but their training is not as loveless and unforgiving as in other chapters, after all, another one of their most important lessons is compassion and to be there, for the normal citisens of the imperium. During the final phases of the initiation, all aspirants/neophytes must naturally succeed in the hardest task: be like Vulkan. Which means to face the same challenges he did in his youth. Walk over rocks that float on lava, make a wonderfull piece of armor or weapon in a melting hot forge, probably defeat some drukhari or something (as scouts) and then as the final step, they have to kill a Salamander (basically a big ol dinosaur, ranging from Triceratops, over Tyrannosaurus and giant Lava-Krokodiles to Pterodactyls) and most of them wear a piece of that Salamanders skin on their armor for the rest of their lifes.

"Ok little Timmy, you can stay in school or join these Space Marines here." "Do I have to study algebra if I join the Space Marines?" "Well no, but you will have to..." "I'll do it."

Can we get Luten to guest star in the word bearer episode please. Having a Ultra marine fan talk about how cool they are would be the best XD. Nothing but love for that guy though.

the thousand sons as part of their recruitment rituals send your soul half way across the galaxy and have you try to find your way back to your body, which requires a lot of psychic strength.

The Space sharks(Carcharodons) have something called "The Red Tithe" in which they fly over to the nearest imperial prison world and then literally kidnap as many prisoners as possible, then just shove the gene seed organs in them and hope for the best.

In regards to the Exorcists, they have zero control over what daemon possesses the recruit. If you're lucky, you'll get a low level bloodletter or something. On the other hand, you could also get a keeper of secrets in which case it sucks to suck.

So Iron Hands recruit in a couple ways. 1)The potential recruit makes a trek through the planet to a special event that takes place occasionally where the Iron Hands specifically set up recruitment. This, I believe is a trial by combat where all the potentials fight to the death until however many the Iron Hands want remains. 2)They will forcefully take candidates from the planet who show strength. This happens because they roll around in their giant Land Behemoths (they don't have a chapter monastery). They rarely cross paths with the clans of Medusa, but when it does happen either the clan will bow in reverence, or, and this isn't uncommon, the clan will outright attack the Behemoth to raid it for supplies. Because Medusa is Australia on crack. Everything trying to kill you including the planet itself. Supplies are scarce to say the least. This is incredibly one sided as you can imagine. However, if any of these people actually make it onto the Behemoth, the Iron Hands will capture them and put them on ice until the next recruitment ritual. The last step to becoming an Iron Hand is you and your new brothers are, stripped of armour and weapons, put into a lavish room with wine and fine dining and a human servant who will wait upon you. This is a ruse, naturally, as the weakest of the battle brothers will eventually pull a bolter out of nowhere. He and the human servant will then try to kill the remaining recruits. So either kill them both or die. This final test is done to teach that at any moment you can be betrayed even by those you consider close to you. Aka instilling into the recruit the same feeling Ferrus had when Fulgrim betrayed him. Edit: So it just occurred to me, so I figured I'd throw in a cheeky edit, that I forgot to mention something very crucial. Context, Iron Hands are only vaguely codex compliant. They have 10 "Clan Companies". Each functions similarly to how you might see a typical company, however there are key differences. Such as, each Clan houses their own stock of weapons, vehicles, and even terminator armour. In fact, you will NEVER see someone from Clan Haarmek (5th company) driving a, ie, Rhino from Raukaan (3rd company). If the Iron Hands believed in heresy, this would be considered as such as each weapon, vehicle, and piece of armour is considered as a gift from Ferrus himself to that clan. I bring this up because it shows you just how fiercely independent each clan is from each other. To the point they are practically mini-chapters in and of themselves. Now, the lore here has changed a bit. In the old days each clan recruited and trained their own recruits. Now, everyone starts their training in Clan Dorrvok's (10th company's) care and upon graduationto full battle brother will be sent back to their original clan. I do believe each clan still recruits separately from each other. This would explain potential discrepancies from what I've mentioned here and what some may have read in a White Dwarf index from way back when. This is probably the most unique thing the Iron Hands do as far as recruits since, to my knowledge, everyone else functions on a strict 10th scout promotion up to 1st Veteran.

I think the right way to see Rogal Dorn is as the "Inflexible, Unbreakable" guy that loves making his structures and his warriors that way too. So, strangely enough, the obsession with pain and getting rid of it makes sense to make the marines unbreakable.

I swear Wednesday has become my favourite day of the week 😆

Blood angels don't bother staggering out the implants over time, they just drug their aspirants, stuff them full of organs, and say "have fun wrestling with the memories of our bird dad in a coffin full of blood. See you in a year" and then they pop out almost full space marines. So they actually take less time to make full marines than other chapters. And then their first lesson is to go do arts and crafts in order to resist drinking people's blood better

My favorite part of the salamanders recruitment is that once they've done all their first trials they just say "Yeah now go hunt a dragon (salamander but basically the same thing) on mount Deathfire" which just sounds like the plot of a powermetal song

The salamanders thing is not that bad, you just are a forge apprentice for a while, examined to see if you'll live through it, then implanted. If you fail you are just a well educated dude. When you have the implants things get rough, you have to replicate what vulkan did, including hunting a dragon. Its when someone dies or a captain is promoted that the fire thing really comes in.

The exorcist thing is awesome though, as the process makes them invisible to Daemons (To the point they have like a ridicolous 100 to 1 kill rate against them). Plus the process is made "safer" as its overseen by the Ordo Malleus and the Grey Knights

Three things: One: Primaris Marines have a few extra organs: the Sinew Coils (which reinforces the sinews making the marine stronger and adding an extra layer of defense), the Magnificat (which secretes hormones to increase the body's growth function and enhance some of the other implants), and the Belisarian Furnace (Named after Cawl, obviously. Connects to both hearts and only activates when the marine is in dire need. Basically releases a fuck-ton of chemicals that increases their combat prowess while also pushing their healing factor into overdrive.) Two: You forgot the best part of the Black Carapace: they flay the poor fucker alive to implant it while the neophyte is still awake and aware. Three: I remember when someone asked DK what the dumbest piece of lore he had heard so far during the Khorne episode's Q&A. At the time, he didn't have one. Now, I think that has changed with the Exorcists' initiation.

Someone once commented on the Daemonculaba "You know it's bad when the merciful option is letting a greater demon of Khorne loose on everyone." Also IIRC the Grey Knights have Gene Seed directly derived from Big E while everyone else's is derived from the primarch their chapter or war band descends from. Also also, apparently the nids have a unit that's suspected to be based on Space Marines they've eaten, which means that the nids might have their own gene seed concoctions from how the Norn Queens work, meaning you could possibly get a Gene Stealer Space Marine Chapter, or even get full on nid marines.

the salamanders are like, we believe in you kiddo, keep on trudging through the lava

In Rogue Trader, gene seed was referred to as "gene sperm". So Shy is just being old school.

Reverend Mother Mohiam: Put your hand in the box. Rogal Dorn: Just my hand?

Imagine going through all the trials and tribulations to become a space marine just to get killed by a couple of orks who think a burnt out hinda civic is a tank.

Gene seed "doubles" as the first glad is removed early. The other sticks about till death and is removed after. Chapters are required to periodically send gene seed to Terra to allow for new Chapters to be created - and to ensure it is not corrupted.

If I remember right, the Death Spectres get to do their dying everytime they receive a promotion. Becoming the Chapter Master would mean dying and willing themselves back to life some half dosen times, at least. If a veteran firstborn decides to become a Primaris and risks dying on operating table? No problem, we have done this before. Also, initiation of the Iron Hands requires amputation of hand and replacing it with prosthetic. Every one of them is literally an Iron Hand and they just keep adding cybernetics and replacing limbs of their own volition. As far as malfunctioning organs go, Imperial Fists can't spit poison or go into hibernation. Both Raven Guard and Salamanders are stuck with one skin colour, chalk and coal respectively. These are ultimately a minor issue, so they are not in immediate risk of not being able to fight. Another thing to notice are mutations in Geneseed, which could Mark a Chapter do immediate purge. One Chapter developed an ability to catch spontaniously fire and was put to death. Black Dragons may have Wolverine Claw coming from their wrists, but Inquisition has been a bit busy to make judgement about that. Then there's the Soul Drinkers...

DK: We don't do cards Shy, listening to this: Oh you sweet summer child

Which chapter had the space marines where basically half their organs were either missing or didnt work? Basically you had these marines stumbling out of drop pods and getting nausea because they werent able to tolerate it.

if I recall right, Exorcists are authorised 2 extra companies, an 11th and 12th scouting company, due to the fact the whole recruitment thing is THAT rough

A lot of people really liked the Dante books, it goes through the whole process of joining the Blood Angels. Almost exhaustingly detailed. Wasn't for me but I know a lot of people highly recommend the book. It was fun seeing how the Blood Angels specifically make & mold Space Marines.

**Rogal Dorn returns** Dorn: Kept you waiting huh

So I don't know why but them not knowing that the dictionary could and does change is extremely funny to me. Also literally has actually been used the *sarcastic* way for a lot longer than you'd think.

In terms of Shy's final question at the 50 minute plus mark? Space Wolves are infamous for helping repopulate their planets after a big mead hall feast. So....

The average failure/washout rate for a Space Marine recruitment program is 99.99%, with most of the cases resulting in dismemberment or death.

They forgot the part for the Space Wolves where they throw you through a gate where you get violated by Chaos. Actually, since TTS is pretty dead, now they can watch some of their supplementary vids, like the Gate of Morkai vid.

The Salamanders are so tough on their aspirants because post heresy, the entire legion was so decimated they had almost no gene seed left. They couldn't even split up into chapters there were so few Salamanders left.

late af but iron hands recruitment time things to note: 1. the iron hands are organized into 10 100 marine clans, each of which can act as a mini chapter with its own dreadnoughts, vehicles, servitors, marines, and leaders and the role of chapter master semi does not exist instead being lead by roughly 40 iron fathers 2. each clan instead of having a big fortress monastery they have 10 big mobile land fortresses, 1 for each clan that roams around the waste of their home planet of medusa 3. there are a few conflicting sources on a few parts 4. if you fail any steps on this you get turned to a servitor 5. twice every 10 years medusa experiences whats called the “iron moon” which is basically a fancy eclipse recruitment 1. first to ever be considered you have to participate in a form of combat test/game that takes place on the 1 hive city of medusa called meduson where young members of the human clans that roam medusa will be put in cages with spears or bare hands against the monsters native to the planet, during this members of different clans will roam around looking at the competitors and may select a handful to become recruits 2. after you've been selected your brought onto the mobile fortress of which every clan picked you and your training starts with you being thrown out into the waste of medusa and told to make your way back to your fortress (which will be moving around this whole time) while also being hunted by other iron hands some of which will be full members others will be neophytes that are farther along the path of implants and such 3. along the way you are taught to not trust the other members wether they be hunter or hunted they are out to win, kill them if needed but if they make it back first they are better then you, there is no strong sense of brotherhood taught they are taught to not trust and to always have their head on a swivel and to sleep with their eyes open (not literally basically taught to be paranoid and untrusting) 4. between the times your dumped out into the cold hells cape you’ll also be shown how to shoot, fight, and other normal space marine things and you also may be introduced to the culture of your clan and taught the story of Ferrus Manus how he defeated the silver wyrm and wore its metal skin over his arms and how he died after putting trust in his brother Fulgrim. along with the inherent weakness of the flesh and the power and strength of iron and metal 5. if at any point of this you succeed in the trials but end up loosing a limb it will be replaced with a metal cybernetic prosthetic 6. after all of this then you enter the final trial, you and all the surviving neophytes are brought into a room, this room is beautiful in every way, art of the walls, food and drink of the table, furniture around the room to sit BUT somewhere in the room there is a gun hidden and if you find it your meant to kill the others in the room (they are your competition after all they would do the same to you, you cant let them find it they will kill you so you kill them first) 7. after the person who found the gun is killed or has killed the others the Iron Father of the clan (basically a mic of a chaplain and a tech marine) will come into the room and welcome the surviving members into the clan as full marines now you will do the final trial of sticking your left hand into lava up to your shoulder till it melts away to be replaced with a metal arm in a form of mirroring how Ferrus got his metal hands (unless your Clan Raukaan in which case iron father fierros just cuts it off but thats boring clan garrsak is life) 8. you also have something implanted into your spine that will cause you to be semi linked to the other members of your clan allowing you to communicate to members of equal and lower rank through a signal this is how the iron hands fight so calculated I know bricky bashes the iron hands at basically every chance but they are still dope even if GW and bricky dont agree lmao

23:50 ish, Bricky says he doesn't know if there's a way to make new Geneseed. There are some Chapters who force Serfs to grow Geneseed in their bodies, similar to cattle, so that some extra can be held on-hand. Dunno how many though...

The Black Templars pair their recruits with a regular marine, give them a shotgun and some shitty power armour, and are then thrown into battle. They are units you can even use on the tabletop too, called crusader squads

If I remember correctly, Raven Guard just make you catch a bird in a forest with your hands

Can someone answer this: Do space marines look to Catachan people as prime candidates to be Space Marine. I vividly remember TTS say that they do not

Dictionaries merely report the most used definitions of words for reference. Language evolves and changes, slang becomes common use, and definitions change over time. Additionally, most dictionaries in english only report the definitions of words in standard american english or standard british english (or both), but those are not the only english dialects out there (or even the most widely spoken), and these dialects and vernaculars DEEPLY affect the evolution of language but are almost totally undocumented until very recently. So yes "literally" has also had its dictionary definition changed to also be a synonym of "figuratively" because that's how people were using the word. The dictionary doesnt decided language. Language decides the definition.

That pain glove must do wonders, because I can trust an Imperial Fist more then anyone to lose an arm, not give an absolute fuck and still fire his bolter with his other hand.

It's true. Literally has an Informal definition in the Oxford Language of "used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true"

The two main ones I know of besides the Space Wolves are 1. The Mortificators literally recruit from a planet of cannibals; where one of their trials is carving out the skull of an enemy and using it as a mask and 2. The Emperors Spears are feared by their homeworlds tribes when they recruit

Between Guilliman and Dorn, Guilliman is a Statesman where Dorn is a General. They actually clashed quite a bit over this, especially in regards to what would happen to the Astartes after the Great Crusade is over. Guilliman shifted focus towards building and policy, arguing that there would be a time where the Astartes aren't needed as full-time warriors and that they should cultivate skills like tradework, politics, and poetry. Dorn thought Guilliman was putting the cart before the horse because what mattered for the Astartes was what the Crusade needed now, and they could figure out their place in a peaceful galaxy when they reached it, so he and his sons put all their focus into being and doing whatever it was the Imperium asked of them, which was always war.

Bricky has returned as dreadnaught bricky

There is actually a Gene-seed bank that stores reserves for the purpose of starting successor chapters or replenishing chapters that get wrecked in a major debacle. Every chapter must tithe five percent of harvested Gene-Seed for storage and testing for mutations. The Gene-Seed is kept segregated to their "Legion" to prevent cross-contamination. And all of this is run by the Mechanicus.

Stuffing new organs in someone makes me think this process was developed by Medic from Team Fortress 2, after he got bored with implanting baboon fetuses in people.

The blood angels, after passing a bunch of trials, get a sip of Sanguinius's blood then pass out and get placed in a sarcophagus. For the next year they basically have a really bad trip with Sanguinius's memories and get all their extra organs added (except for the black carapace). After a year they emerge sexy as hell and looking like papa sang, but some of them go insane and succumb to the black rage and/or red thirst (one of Dante's fellow initiates came out with talons and bright red skin, then went full nosferatu on a servitor before getting his head blown off by a chaplain). During Dante's initiation, he was screaming about the Horus heresy/great crusade and thrashing about and damaged the inside of his sarcophagus; the chaplains were expecting to have to kill him the moment he emerged, but he came out completely sane. After that ordeal they get sent to blood angels art school.

When dameki asks were space marines come from I’m just like “when a mommy battle sister and a daddy space marine love each other very much…”

The grey knight can recrute from anywhere being a part of the ordo malius section of the Inquisition. Ounce you are found you are take to the moon of titan that circles saturn, and sent down to the surface of the planet, With only the cloths on your back. The goal of this treck is to even reach the fortress monistary.(aka. The starting line for your Recruitment).

Hiya, english major here for the whole "definition of 'literally'" thing, yes, it was changed to have a figurative use, however it maintains its traditional meaning as its primary use. Language isn't nearly as rigid as people assume, and the meaning of words can change drastically over time. for this reason, most dictionaries are *descriptive* texts, meaning they describe how a word is used in common parlance rather than being the ultimate authority on what a word *should* mean.

So two of my favorite recruitment process for space marine chapters would probably be the Charcharadon Astra and the Minotaurs. Both simplistic and neat. The Charcharadons, since they’re completely fleet based, will tear apart their opponents ships, find any potential recruits amongst the wreckage, then brainwash them and just put them through the ropes. The Minotaurs do something very similar with brainwashing and what not, but it’s rumored that they use enhanced growth chemicals to just refill stock even faster. Which a lot of chapters don’t agree with, but the Minotaurs just don’t care. I could be wrong on some of these, haven’t read up on them in a while Edit: I’ve done further research on the Carcharodons. They are literally sanctioned to raid and pillage imperial worlds, in something called the Red Tithe, which is how they recruit and procure more resources.

Some fun facts from the Uriel Ventris books: a space marine can breath through his butthole, can stop his own heart just by thinking about it, and one time he ate a tau’s brain in order to learn how to pilot one of their scout craft

I love that the card tab is "yes we do ya nerd"

Now I am just imagining the space marine chapters all being giant fraternities where the hazing has a much higher chance of killing you

Speaking of the pain glove, you should add, "Stolen from Dune" to the bingo.

In this episode brickyard has problems saying all of the extra organs of a space marine

"The Emperor protects..." -"But having a loaded bolter doesn't hurt either."

fun thing: exorcised beings are invisible to demons.

Don’t Blood Angels also relive all of Sanquinius’s memories too after they drink his blood? Meaning they spend an entire year locked in total darkness and silence with nothing but all of the battles and final death of Sanquinius at the hands of his brother Horus? Feel like that should have been worth mentioning…

Laugh all you want at the pain glove, it's better than the sisters of battle who literally de-glove their hands and just leave it that way with no medical attention.

A part of the ritual training of the Ravens is to go hunt and catch a bird in your hands in a forest

Gotta love the Astartes. But also love the contrast. So, Marine... How did you get like this, so superhumanly strong and all? Astartes: *Goes on an hour long lecture about selective recruitment, brutal rituals, rigorous training, ALL the cyber- and bionetic implant surgery, mindgames, brainwashing, etc.* Impressive. Harsh, messed up to no small degree, but impressive... So, Mister Ork Nob. How did you get this tall, strong and even somewhat smart? Ork Nob: Crumpin'! Oh.. Okay... anything else, by chance? Ork Nob: MORE Crumpin!!! And Dakka! Ah, fair enough... But like... nothing else? Ork Nob: Harharhar! Oh, youz funny humies! Oll youz need in loif is crumpin', dakka an' a roit, propa WAAAGH!!!

Black Templars have a really cool recruitment system. After all the Space Roids they get and the anti heresy juice, they are thrown into the nearest battle being lead by a full member of the chapter. If they live they go forward.

It’s funny how somehow one of the most intelligent primarchs who was literally chosen to build the imperial palace due to his skills as both an architect and defensive siege expert has been memed into someone that can’t read lol. Rogal Dorn is probably my favorite primarch.

I'm very excited about the imperial fists episode, even if bricky isn't lol.

I've come to greatly respect Space Marines. Everyone just sees a big super soldier that screams "FOR THE EMPEROR" while they slaughter aliens, but there is much much more. People blame them for being emotionless, but that's not a choice, it's a necessity. They need to be pure to fight the demon hordes and not get corrupted, emotions are the gateway to the c***s gods. Being an astartes is just as much of a curse as it is a gift, a punishment as much as a privilege, because nothing is free.

4:00 I mean language changes over time, based on usage. Nimrod was a great hunter in the Bible, but because of BUGS BUNNY of all things used it sarcastically to Elmer Fudd to mock him, it has entered common usage that such that if someone were to call you a nimrod, you would not think they are complimenting your refined tracking and hunting skills. The "rules" and "meaning" of words are not immutable and written in stone. They are simply combinations of letters and sounds that are given meaning by those using them and those listening/reading them. If for whatever reason those meanings shift, then what is most important is that the meaning is mutually intelligible, not whether it has the same meaning as was written in a dictionary 50 years ago.

If you want to know more about the Blood Angels recruitment I'd recommend reading "Dante" book by Guy Haley. It's about 9 hour read.

I like how this episode is basically Bricky struggling to read while he questions his life choices.

Just watched Girls Play do an honorary stream for Helsreach and found out that they've had chats with both Bricky and Leutin on their 40k learning. Maybe invite them over for a Lesson Collab episode to teach them?

I hope they do Mutants and Abhumans soon, because they are not talked about enough

Bricky: Talks about the pain glove. Me: " So what you're saying is...Rogal Dorn is a masochist"

Jaghatai: "I heard you do weard things to your men, Fulgrim" 3 rooms next: 3 IF in thight leather suites FEELING THE PAIN. One of them is Rogal.

Wait... the Iron Warriors luring demons in to machines thing... do they just have Proton packs and Ghost Traps? edit: oh man, they even have the yellow/black stripe color scheme!

Okay I thought of this, there needs to be a "Bulk A Mania" homebrew chapter where they have three trials. 1: They have to say their prayers, and survive 3 minutes of playtime enduring getting bone sawed by Bonesaw. 2: They drink a mysterious concoction that tempts them into the "Bulkan Rage" a hyped mania frenzy much like a Berserker Rage for Slaansh. If they give into the Chapter hyped Testosterone rage? Which includes killing anything in sight butt naked? With a Fu Man Chu on their lips? Their out! 3: Last but no least, the last trial is to wrestle with an Ogryn named Andre. If they can both bench press, and lift this mother fucker, all while surviving his long winded farts? Only to body slam him afterwards? Then they are officially a Bulk A Mania Space Marine! 😏🥴😋🤪😅😂🤣

Bricky's reaction to the 12th Implant has gotta be one of the funniest things I've seen, like him just saying "no" with complete betrayal is just hilarious.

The Sus-An Membrane: Allows the Space Marine to enter a state of SUS-pended AN-imation when critically wounded, keeping them alive until medical help arrives. Worth noting that even if they stabilize on their own, a Marine cannot wake up from this state without a specific chemical influence, so they won't be rejoining the battle that knocked them out.

Bricky, when prompted about Space Marine dongs: "I rage and quit." *Roll outro music*

Isn´t it a thing with the Space Wolves that the recruits who fail after drinking that special juice turn into werewolves?

'are you in the process of becoming a space marine?' Me: yes

39:41 HELL YEAH! Exorcists are bloody awesome as hell. Best part too about their whole recruitment an possession thing, the Exorcists are commanded directly by the inquisition. And if I recall correctly it’s not a librarian that exorcises them, but an inquisitor. Meaning the people that are all about “DIE HERETIC,” turn right around and go, “Daemonic possession for recruitment? Sure why not.”

So your saying that Iron Warriors catch demons and put them in machines… So Iron Warriors are Pokémon trainers?

I hope bricky mentions the space marine chapter that once their recruits go through all the training and surgeries they have a daemon possess the recruits and then have the daemon removed I forget the chapter’s name but they some how also haven’t been accused of heresy by the inquisition don’t know how they managed that

I like the black templars where they sometimes straight up kidnap people to turn into neophytes then put them into crusader squads where they are the first to die almost always

Fun fact: The Cacharadons (otherwose known as the Space Sharks) do the thing Night Lords did and grab their recruits from a planet’s prisons. Then induct them into the chapter through a process of extremely high mortality even by marine standards. They call this practice The Red Teeth Also you are right Bricky The Pain Glove is based

I don't understand DK's line of thought in finding it's weird assassin training is tougher than space marine training. We're talking about regular ass humans trained to OUTPERFORM space marines.

The obvious one you missed in how insane it is (though not really in the funny way) is Grey Knights, but I also think that that was a good idea for the dedicated Grey Knights episode whenever that happens. Aside from that, don't really know any really great ones so... just a good episode! Thank you all as always!

Bingo idea: Devolving into talking about Orks

The gate of Morkai, found deep within The Fang, one of the final trials of Aspirant Space Wolves. After Aspirants have completed basic training under a training Sergeant, they are taken to a chamber deep within the Fang and ordered to pass through the Gates. Once through, a squid will scream at them and if they get a boner, the training Sargent kills them.

The Exorcist chapter was actually created by the Inquisition as an experiment. And it was successful. But yeah they're sanctioned so they're good.

With what Astartes deal with on a regular basis, its amazing that they're only this crazy with some of their antics and traditions.

"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear."

In "The Devastation of Baal" novel, the character Luigi is a washed out neophyte who fell during a rock climbing training and hit his head. He is mentally disabled but otherwise fully space marine neophyte. He lives with his dad and grandfather. The three of them help defend Baal during the Tyranid invasion. When Baal is saved by Guilliman, Luigi is given the rubicon option of becoming Primaris which cures his brain damage. He then returned to training as a Blood Angel neophyte.