Joe “I wear a hat whenever I have a hunter on the podcast” Rogan
@dirtymikentheboyz59354 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@scottstuart15154 жыл бұрын
Lol 100%
@vinylwrap55714 жыл бұрын
Gotta roleplay
@whitestains16564 жыл бұрын
100 hundred million, muffin
@guitarislife98314 жыл бұрын
Wuhn Hhhundred %
@Nothing2NV2 жыл бұрын
What a trip. I went to high school with this guy. A friend of mine told me he was on this show a few times and I couldn’t believe it. But there he is.
@Flips44 Жыл бұрын
That’s awesome
@rebekahlikesmusic2723 Жыл бұрын
Wow that's cool
@zachlittle1787 Жыл бұрын
It coulda been you peeing on his leg swift dodge well played xD
@Nob911 Жыл бұрын
Bullllsshitt
@Nothing2NV Жыл бұрын
@@Nob911 why would I make that up. If I was going to lie about knowing someone why would I choose him?
@rachaelmrodgers10 ай бұрын
I lost a leg to a brown recluse while I was active duty in the army. It also caused a degenerative spinal cord disease. Sad part is, I’m rated a 100% and the VA won’t treat the degenerative spinal cord disease. It’s one of the rarest neurological diseases you can be diagnosed with. It’s literally killing me. I’ve got an active congressional that’s done absolutely nothing. All they’re doing is retaliating and taking away care.
@ImmortalExplorer9 ай бұрын
That's fucked up bro. I ain't saying this trivially, but you should try Ayahuasca, it's kown to cure or at least help with a shit load of medical issues.
@andrewjackson66059 ай бұрын
Man…I hate hearing that. You would have died for us, and what does big brother do? Give you the finger.
@skillsmachine91648 ай бұрын
Hey man I got stem cells from a great doc in regards to shit inside my spinal cord and it cured it
@rogvarley69718 ай бұрын
You gave the ultimate sacrifice. You paid for our freedom with your life. It’s sad to see you in this way But glad you made it home. It’s better here than over there Because you won’t die alone. thank you for fighting for us, -Friendly
@laughoutlos8 ай бұрын
Man that fucking blows. I hate hearing shit like this man.
@TenThumbsProductions4 жыл бұрын
“Well... we’re not doctors but I that’s what I chalked it up to.” Daaaaaamn
@karkitty2023 жыл бұрын
Hey what's up man, I've learned so much from you
@TenThumbsProductions3 жыл бұрын
@@karkitty202 thanks for the love! I’m really grateful for the kind words. Do you play ukulele or guitar? Or both?
@karkitty2023 жыл бұрын
@@TenThumbsProductions I play the ukulele but I'm slowly getting more into guitar. I'm afraid that if I pick up the guitar I'll play it more than my ukulele because the songs I want to play are written for a guitar. I don't want to do that, I want there to be an electric ukulele culture just like there's an electric guitar culture. One where you can go on social media and see people customizing their electric ukueles and changing out the pick ups and all that.
@aniquinstark43473 жыл бұрын
@@karkitty202 Look into 4 string tenor guitars, you might like them. Fender made one in their recent Parallel Universe series and they're still around if you check Reverb. It's a Telecaster shrunk down 25% and with 4 strings instead of 6. You could use it like a baritone ukulele which allows you to play most guitar chords, and it still has a distinct non-guitar tone plus the thin neck you're already familiar with on ukes
@karkitty2023 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 yeah I've seen them and I might get a tenor guitar. I like the sound of guitar but I also like the difficulty of the ukulele, some parts are easy so I can play fast and some parts are hard because it's only got four strings
@williamcortelyou45244 жыл бұрын
Joe "I think I'd let the guy pee on me" Rogan
@choosetolivefree4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@charlesjohnson54294 жыл бұрын
Lmao. When I lived by the beach in South Florida we got to where we would straight up whip it out on the beach and piss on each other anytime we got stung by a jellyyfish. It like instantly takes the pain away. Not sure why but it's totally worth getting pissed on. Not even a question
@scottb.01854 жыл бұрын
Charles Johnson maybe your euphoria of getting urined, masked the pain?
@TheDoctorOfMDMA4 жыл бұрын
@@scottb.0185 R. Kelly? Is that you?
@ericdickey75423 жыл бұрын
@@charlesjohnson5429 peeing on a jellyfish sting has proven to not actually do anything.....
@MetalizedButt4 жыл бұрын
joe “triple digits meaning a hundred times?” rogan
@i.p.freely84654 жыл бұрын
MetalizedButt look, joe has been real stressed lately due to his tall stature of 6’4 and all of the knee problems he has amassed from his time 8n the cage. I really wish people would give him a break, as he is always training, making mental gymnastics that much harder. Joe will be the p4p podcast champ for decades, deal with it.
@boris28534 жыл бұрын
well you 'mericans always say six or seven digits and almost always referre to it as 100.000 or 1.000.000 and not 100.000 - 999.999.... Smh
@lucidzed56084 жыл бұрын
FLoris Jansen Whats an merican? And who says 6 to 7 digits? Unless you’re taking about a 7 digit phone number. What a stupid counter.
@lucidzed56084 жыл бұрын
FLoris Jansen 100.000 is a 3 digit number, and you can’t use two decimals in 1.000.000
@danielhiggins87984 жыл бұрын
Lucid Zed When you add 3 digits after the decimal place, it actually becomes a 6 digit number.
@jmscott313 жыл бұрын
Man, I had enlarged kidney stones that got stuck in my plumbing. Worst experience of my life. I feel his pain on that one.
@DontDefuse2 жыл бұрын
Jason, if you’re still alive, can you let me know how those stones managed to clear your system? Did you need surgery or something or did it eventually pass on it’s own.
@jmscott312 жыл бұрын
@@DontDefuse had to get surgery my friend. It was a terrible experience. The surgery itself was not the hard part, it was the recovery that sucked as well as the pain I endured prior to surgery. Took them hours to get me in and I was having a massive pain episode, which is what got me there in the first place.
@shawnybarra722 Жыл бұрын
Kidney stones suck
@TakeitSleeezy69 Жыл бұрын
Stay hydrated my friends! Spring water is best
@mpbiggame10103 жыл бұрын
i really love these clips! sometimes i dont have enough time to listen through an entire podcast so these really are a godsend! thanks for your time editing
@agoodamerican6144 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't want it right off the tap?"
@EverythingYouNeedToKnowEYN2K4 жыл бұрын
'was there LSD in the urine?...'
@trappedintimesurroundedbye54774 жыл бұрын
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@oliverkalamata27534 жыл бұрын
Joe be Gay
@alg55343 жыл бұрын
The pour vs the splash makes more sense in this case lol
@luceatlux70873 жыл бұрын
in my mind, i think of potential for bacteria. right off the tap is better. while urine IS initially a sterile solution, it harbors bacteria like a mudder fukker and with quickness regardless, i wouldn't use urine in any case, unless i was out of clean water... and even then... from what i've read, its curative properties are a wives tale.
@donkyskinbridge4 жыл бұрын
In summary, he was bit by a spider that’s not deadly and he just had a bad reaction to it. He touched hog weed once. And a friend of his got constipated from eating sushi. Edit: Two years later and people are still watching this waste of time clip. Save yourself time and click on a different video
@obliviox4 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes right
@Floki_6314 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saving me watching 65% of this.
@mrsofreshsoclean44624 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! This dude is the worst story teller ever!!
@overclucker4 жыл бұрын
I like the way he does it better.
@LightUpNancy4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@SadTwinsFan4 жыл бұрын
“Harder than woodpecker lips” is my new favorite saying
@bitchesdontknowable Жыл бұрын
Ive had the same experience. Starved for 2 weeks, ate a box of family mini wheats with some orange soda over the course of a day and half way through a shit i had pressure start to form on my right side which turned into the most intense pain ive evert had. I called ambulance and i thought they were gonna cut me open. They gave me morphine and at one point it passed and instantly fell asleep. Doc woke me up and i said I was good. Walked home while it snowed with a tshirt. It was so incredible the waves of pain. Your intestinal tract slows to a stop if your not eating and you shouldnt over load your system after not eating for extended periods.
@Snickerszn Жыл бұрын
I had the same thing at a penguins playoff game. I don’t think it was kidney stone but don’t know. It was in between periods so 30-40 people in the bathroom. Drank about 4 beers then went to pee. I was screaming and holding my back I feel over the urinal and people where holding me up so I could pee. They called the ambulance and I was done but worst pain ever.
@TakeitSleeezy69 Жыл бұрын
It’s not necessarily due to lack of food intake, but being dehydrated. Water is so crucial in terms of your digestion systems efficiency.
@vikroy3777 Жыл бұрын
Yep you need to eat VERY light 5 day and bey
@kledus420smith810 ай бұрын
2 weeks no food holy meth
@xSlattzZ4 жыл бұрын
I feel like we keep getting 90% of a story.
@deano64104 жыл бұрын
Almost like he has a podcast he keeps trying to get people to listen to
@NoFaceChase4 жыл бұрын
Horrible story teller.. you could tell joe wasn’t about it
@mattisvicious60694 жыл бұрын
@@NoFaceChase my thoughts too. This guy said I almost died and then says nah it wasn't that bad. So what was it bud, he has no fucking clue. It's like he dreamt it up or his friend told him a story and he cant get it right.
@vmac54214 жыл бұрын
The rest is in his podcast guy doesn’t go all in
@wes41924 жыл бұрын
Coz Joe kept butting in
@durppp4 жыл бұрын
Aron “my hands look like Deadpool’s face” Snyder
@thomaswaite18654 жыл бұрын
He was so articulate
@steves5784 жыл бұрын
this is called being a man.
@johntaylor74963 жыл бұрын
Better than having Deadpool's hands look like his face.
@bafoofka4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to drink out of the wrong can.
@Henchman343 жыл бұрын
I thought he did for a second lol
@charlesspencer34473 жыл бұрын
@@alfieearnshaw time???
@Vitopa134 жыл бұрын
I have a friend whose mom gave birth without pain killers or any other medicine and also passed a kidney stone (a year or so after the birth) and she said that BY FAR the kidney stone was more paiful. I now live in constant fear lol
@ButBigger42 Жыл бұрын
Worst pain I've ever had was a kidney stone. I've had 3rd degree sun burns And got road rash on said 3rd degree sunburn and the kidney stone was by far worse.
@vikroy3777 Жыл бұрын
They are sore but not as sore as other stuff
@DH-. Жыл бұрын
Gave birth and passed a kidney stone at the same time? Sheesh
@aaronwilcox6417 Жыл бұрын
They say kidney stone and gout are worse than child birth according to some women.
@jasoncravens11249 ай бұрын
My aunt said the same thing. She'd rather had another kid than that kidney stone.
@MegaWESTCOASTKING4 жыл бұрын
Joe " I think I would just let the guy piss on me" Rogan
@djikopgot4 жыл бұрын
Joe "blah-blah-blah" Rogan. Yawn.
@alyveloria16434 жыл бұрын
The piss needs to be hot to be effective
@9768574353684 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments just for this Thank you
@MrDannyboyFL4 жыл бұрын
Rogan would look straight into the hole 🕳
@RosinGoblin4 жыл бұрын
@@djikopgot Isnt it obnoxious. I guess the braindead sheep love it. It's like watching the same episode of family guy 200 times in a row and laughing every time. They must be on the spectrum. Nobody can come up with anything original here
@soullessSiIence4 жыл бұрын
He looks and sounds like he's gonna throw up at any moment.
@buttercupcoffee59724 жыл бұрын
He has chewing tobacco in his mouth.
@realhousewifeoftransylvania1.04 жыл бұрын
😆So gross
@poppycock311853 жыл бұрын
Whoever he is he seems like a nice guy but the gulpy, lip smacky noises he kept making between words almost made me stop watching. I think I have some sort of disorder that makes certain noises intolerable. Slurping, gulping and noises of that ilk drive me insane.
@RunMan2543 жыл бұрын
@@poppycock31185 same
@xBerreys3 жыл бұрын
@@poppycock31185 it’s called Misophonia
@kprnr71402 жыл бұрын
Hogweed is brutal stuff. A kid I went to school with fell into a pile of it and had golf ball sized blisters all over his body, head to toe. I'm 28 now and I've still never seen someone in that much pain again.
@neekdouglas29812 жыл бұрын
Damn
@DM-qc5yq Жыл бұрын
Fucc yeah.
@Scorpiobw Жыл бұрын
I have never heard of it until now and I'm country! Lol, grew up on 150 acre horse farm, 35 mins to get into town, 15 mins to good cell reception lol. I'm on the east coast though, maybe that's why!
@bmphil34004 жыл бұрын
My Dad died of MRSA.....they kept asking us over and over. " Did he get a spider bite?". Apparently spider bites carry MRSA quite often.
@ConnorXSniper4 жыл бұрын
“When I got bit by that bite.”
@smokedoubt12624 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mattisvicious60694 жыл бұрын
"When I lie about that lie, I make it different each time. "
@ericmsandoval3 жыл бұрын
LMAO this guy is a horrible story teller
@SA-52474 жыл бұрын
I got bit by a brown recluse a few years ago and this happened to me. My BP was 170/109 and it was the most pain I’ve ever been in. Went from what looked like a mosquito bite on my index finger, to my arm swollen to twice it’s size. They cut open the bite and had to dig out the dead tissue. Three antibiotics, morphine drip and painkillers every two hours for a week. I keep a can of axe and a lighter on my hip ever since 🔥
@waynewayne84194 жыл бұрын
M Boyce well Brown recluse spider bites are rarely ever fatal so yeah you won’t die but there is a whole lot of stuff that can go wrong but then again low chance because the bite effects vary plus they aren’t aggressive and won’t look to bite you.
@kylerBD4 жыл бұрын
@@MB-pf7gv Pray you arent allergic
@The_Vol4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. This is almost exactly what happened to me when I was bitten by a brown recluse about 5 years ago. It was on my left calf. Never felt it bite me, and I'm pretty sure it was in my sleep. Those fuckers are common in my area of Tennessee. The pain was almost unbearable, and the recovery period was equally miserable.
@iLikePineTrees4 жыл бұрын
@@waynewayne8419 oh okay they're harmless. Ok guy
@SA-52472 жыл бұрын
@@The_Vol yeah my bite turned into cellulitis. Almost lost the hand..
@RoyceJusticeJasmyn11 ай бұрын
Had the bow set up at a pro shop. It performed just fine kzfaq.infoUgkxQEKUoxLWwayEDZR0NKB-5limn4MBU-2L . And I would say this is a good starting now that I could pass down to my son when he is older.But the package was missing the release and a nock was missing from one arrow.Dealing with customer support was terrible. They suggested I buy a new release rather than correct their own quality control issue because it’s to expensive for the. to ship it out from China.Update: manufacturer got back to me and resolved the issue. I retract the above statement.
@johnsonnjonson55353 жыл бұрын
"I almost died" 5 minutes later "ehhhh i dont wanna make it sound worse than it was"
@JAMES_IS_COOL12273 жыл бұрын
I was worried, until I wasn't worried. He peed on my leg, until I didn't let him.
@Spideygavin4 жыл бұрын
Joe “I’d let that guy piss on me” Rogan
@chipotlegourmaise42504 жыл бұрын
He keeps confusing Joe by skipping to the punchlines of his stories
@Perfectionist4804 жыл бұрын
Thought I only noticed it...this interview was off
@finessedoctor4 жыл бұрын
My guy shut up
@scoopdyhoop53064 жыл бұрын
@@finessedoctor Why are you booing him, hes right
@JPEGbeatbox3 жыл бұрын
I've had the pleasure of passing 3 kidney stones.. I honestly cant imagine what that's like out in the woods... the pain is outstanding.. hats off to you my friend. I'd of died 😂😂🤘
@g_h_c_dp60102 жыл бұрын
What size. I had a 10mm
@notyourbusiness51932 жыл бұрын
Bro I was bed ridden 4 two days because of a kidney stone. Literally puked almost 30 times in 2 days.
@keller_bmx2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather has a jar full of kidney stones lol he’s a trooper 😂
@tomriddle5037 Жыл бұрын
Drink some water bro
@mynamejeff48832 жыл бұрын
The getting pee'd on part and it generating stories reminded me of a thing that happened when I was young. My friends and myself were all like 19 or 20 and got invited to a bonfire party by a cabin in the woods where there were a bunch of 17 year old kids there drinking. It was high school so the couple of years difference apparently made a bigger difference in our "cool factor" than it really should have. Anyway, these kids wanted us to teach them some drinking games that we played and were on a mission to try to out-drink us, god that sounds so stupid now lol. Needless to say everyone was pretty deep in the drink and some people had been passing out for the night. The night goes on like any other bonfire party, and a few months later we are out cruising or something and we meet up with some of those kids and one introduces himself as "the guy I pissed on". I have no idea what he is talking about so he goes on to explain that on the night of the bonfire he had gone around the corner of the cabin to puke and was passing out when I apparently came around that corner in the dark and, while looking back over my shoulder and talking to someone else, proceeded to piss directly on and all over this poor kid. They all crack up laughing at this point and for some strange reason, rather than being embarrassed or upset about it, the kid is almost proud. Smh. It was so strange, but I was told that for years after that the story of me pissing on him in the dark just kept getting brought up and retold pretty much any time my name was brought up around any one of those, at this point, no longer kids. I guess that for some reason getting pissed on really will cause stories and keep them going. Sorry that was long and probably not reallay that funny to anyone else, but it reminded me and I guess now I am doing what they did and retelling that same old piss story.
@tommyrice84812 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny thst you pissed in someone who was puking without realising
@mynamejeff48832 жыл бұрын
@@tommyrice8481 I didn't even know they were there and for some reason they thought it was hilarious.
@sorenleiner38782 жыл бұрын
@@mynamejeff4883 to be honest its pretty hilarious ... when i was younger i was on a party and had a lot of drinks ... i looked under the table and suddenly needed to puke ^^ the next day a friend called me and said "bro you puked on my backpack with my clothes for the next day" ... i was like "well sorry man :D" ... i bought him new sneekers as a sorry and now they always tell the story :D
@SmoothKatDaddy12 Жыл бұрын
Too long. Learn from this. Pathetic.
@epikf34r74 Жыл бұрын
That was a good story lol, at first I was thinking that there was no way neither of u realized what was happening but then I thought about it and there is plenty of explanations for that. Id like to think u heard him heaving and thought it was some wild animal or maybe a skinwalker lmaoo
@BravoAMM4 жыл бұрын
Joe, let the dude finish a sentence. Christ. Remember when Neil kept interrupting you? Yeah bro. It's that bad.
@ugandahater4 жыл бұрын
Donnell
@austinmccarty15854 жыл бұрын
To his credit, this dudes just blurting things out w/o explanation and then moving on to another topic😂 “ I had veins up my leg”
@patrickpat69464 жыл бұрын
Austin McCarty lmao i know I like wtf is this guy talking about
@mrimpossible43534 жыл бұрын
Nah. This dudes an idiot.
@BravoAMM4 жыл бұрын
@Ongo Gablogian nah
@sufamidan10064 жыл бұрын
Joes in his weird passive aggressive mood again.
@domoarigatomr.ubuntu72184 жыл бұрын
Cuz this guy is full of bs
@JustEnjoyThisShit914 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too lol he seems a little dickish.
@TheExtremetraveler4 жыл бұрын
When he turned into Joe "Of course you've got veins in your leg... That's how you get blood" Rogan, I was like 😶😶😶 dang man!
@mattisvicious60694 жыл бұрын
@@TheExtremetraveler what do you mean dang man? It was a joke and they both chuckled at it.
@thatstheguy074 жыл бұрын
MattIsVicious No, he was being a condescending dick about it.
3 жыл бұрын
I live in Hawaii. A friend and I went out on our paddleboards for tako (octopus). The only way to see them is if you stick your face in the water. We had forgotten that It was about a week after the last full moon and that's when man-o-war is all over, but that was the last thing on our minds. We both have our faces in the water and all of a sudden I hear him scream so right away I'm thinking shark. We get reef sharks and sometimes tiger sharks in that area. When I sit up I see him peeling the tentacles of a good-sized man-o-war off his face. So being the good friend that I am I offered to pee on his face, I even insisted at one point but he still resisted. His face was welted up and he looked like he'd been burned badly. Man-o-war has one of the most painful stings that I know of. It feels like a bunch of people all putting their cigarettes out on your skin all at the same time. I suggested we go back in and find a lifeguard with some ammonia. I could tell he was in a lot of pain, but he's a stubborn bastard so what he did next didn't surprise me. He's straddling his board and he opens his shorts and whips out his johnson and contorts his body like the hunchback of Notre Dame and he starts to pee on his own face. I've never laughed so hard in my life. My laughing made him laugh which caused me to laugh harder. It helped with the pain but in the end, we had to go back in. He was in pretty bad shape and I ended up driving him to emergency. A few weeks later and he was fully recovered. I still crack up when I think about it.
@21AceJack3 жыл бұрын
Is it not an urban myth that urine will actually help jellyfish stings?
3 жыл бұрын
@@21AceJack Clearly, you've never been stung on the face by a Portuguese man-of-war.
@stevenfoster40669 ай бұрын
Hahaha what a madman
@nsboost4 жыл бұрын
I been a plumber for 15 years. Where I live hobo spiders are EVERYWHERE. I can eat them for breakfast. Their bite isn’t really a big deal... so you definitely have some sort of allergy to them. Glad you made it out man
@swayjaayy54952 жыл бұрын
Save us the brosplination. Hobos have a nasty bite, you can lose fingers and large pieces of flesh depending on scenarios.
@nsboost2 жыл бұрын
@@swayjaayy5495 umm you’re wrong. Way fucking wrong. Quit spreading fairy tales and look into it. That is such a common myth that half the websites have it wrong. This spider’s bite is classified as medically insignificant. Know why? Because it doesn’t do anything like what you just said
@englishforsrilanka2535 Жыл бұрын
Dude thanks for the information! It's fascinating! What do you do when you run into one? Kill on sight?
@brix5438 Жыл бұрын
@@swayjaayy5495 only for the weak
@Josh-py9rq Жыл бұрын
@@brix5438 dude screw that I hate spiders lol burn the damn house down
@lawnmoose4 жыл бұрын
Joe "Right off the Tap" Rogan
@laylaluann95413 жыл бұрын
Pee on Draft not from a bottle Sir
@RahSharpe4 жыл бұрын
Bro I thought that man was drinking his own spit lmao
@Esaloi4 жыл бұрын
Don't we all ?
@nels73473 жыл бұрын
I had third-degree burns on my arm and I never went to the doctor but three days later the veins in my arms started showing and there were red marks all the way from my wrist to my shoulder and down my chest toward my heart the doctor said it was a skin infection from the burn so I think that's kind of what he's talking about
@sayno2globalism2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like cellulitis which is life threatening. Red streaking from wound to heart. I hope they treated you for it and you didn’t suffer.
@AttaMan4 жыл бұрын
I’m cryin. He said “you wouldn’t want it from the tap” LMAOOOO
@GrahamBoudette4 жыл бұрын
8:06 scared the absolute shit out of me! I thought for sure he was drinking out of his spit cup 😂😂😂😂
@saladin74673 жыл бұрын
He did didn't he? wtf
@Alberthoward3right9up Жыл бұрын
2 cans lol
@markbennett15994 жыл бұрын
I love listening to all these people man. From so many different walks of life.
@shawntailor5485 Жыл бұрын
My boss has a horse shoe kidney and had to go un and have kidney stones blasted every few years . Owning a tree business and being one of the best danger tree men ive ever know he spent 4 - 8 hrs in the harness almost every day for 33 years . A near saint of a boss and one of the kindest men i know .the last one they removed was 11 millimeters, surgically.
@Leloni5353 жыл бұрын
My dad worked as a fire fighter in poland in the 80s and he told me stories of him burning that shit in masses
@lagotobluesummers75534 жыл бұрын
"It clings to you like a woolly mammoth." LMAO. I don't know what that means but its funny.
@1jackal14 жыл бұрын
Never thoughts I'd listen to anyone on the podcast talk about giant hogweed! Heraculum mantagazzianum or giant hogweed is an invasive species that contains furanocoumarins which are chemicals that are phototoxic. That means that the chemicals will cause a severe reaction on the skin when exposed to sunlight. The chemical can leave a permanent rash or cause recurrent blistering on repeated exposure to sunlight even years after the initial contact. There are tons of plants, particularly in the apiaceae family, such as common celery, which contain these chemicals but they tend to be less potent. Giant hogweed's less poisonous brother common hogweed is one of the most delicious wild foods available and is full of nutrients and minerals like magnesium and potassium.
@Benji13374 жыл бұрын
young girl in my city went to hospital after she played in a field of the stuff
@evannnn174 жыл бұрын
Eating it sounds, risky
@1jackal14 жыл бұрын
@@Benji1337 the toxins are very powerful. Hope the girl was ok.
@1jackal14 жыл бұрын
@@evannnn17 to the trained eye common hogweed is hard to mistake with anything else. They are a lot less aggressively pinnate or 'feathered' than giant hogweed which has very jagged edges and just looks a lot bigger even in a young plant. Though there are low levels of phototoxins in common hogweed these are generally destroyed by cooking. Whacking in a slab of butter with one of the young shoots is amazing. It's like an aromatic asparagus.
@Mrandroiduser4 жыл бұрын
We had wild parsnips were I green up in Iowa it looks the same as hog weed but with yellow flowers but does the same thing when you get the sap on you. Nasty stuff if your not careful with it.
@archie3k4332 жыл бұрын
Just some rando facts: - Venom: something a living thing may use for offense/defense and uses fangs, barbs, stingers, etc. to inject it. - Poison: something a living thing ingests or is exposed to that is toxic to them. * Both are produced in nature but the key difference is that venom is injected and poison is ingested and/or absorbed. (spiders use venom, poison dart frogs produce a toxin on their skin, etc..)
@skotti2hottimusic2103 жыл бұрын
JOE “I think Id let the guy pee on me“ ROGAN 😤😂
@jackfarley13484 жыл бұрын
Developed several ailments while watching this
@unm0vedm0ver4 жыл бұрын
Aron "it clings to you like a wooly mammoth" Snyder
@RadioSnivins4 жыл бұрын
In Australia we say 'it sticks like shit to a blanket.'
@TheDoctorOfMDMA4 жыл бұрын
@@RadioSnivins Lol that's so gross give me more fun Australian sayings please
@RadioSnivins4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDoctorOfMDMA Okay. If something fits well we say 'it fits like a bum in a bucket.'
@DVDA4EVR3 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the person that posted the actual, REAL photo of a hobo spider! Allergy, probably... If it was a hobo. Hobo spiders have a hemotoxin, not neuro. So, it's like gangrene. Attacks the flesh, not the nervous system.
@davidsmith1913 Жыл бұрын
Yeah also the only use their venom about half the time when they bite
@AutumnoftheWest Жыл бұрын
I'm going to be that person and say, Venomous not poisonous. All in good spirits though, crazy experience.
@swissmatteo4 жыл бұрын
Joe "Piss on me brother" Rogan
@alanredversangel4 жыл бұрын
I swear I had a kidney stone once. Hunched over in pain at home for a few hours, almost called an ambulance, didn't pass it though, maybe I did, it's all a bit of a blur. Worst pain ever.
@BrandinZinck4 жыл бұрын
Those things are no joke.
@brianemery89454 жыл бұрын
@@BrandinZinck they sure aren't. But Alan's Comment was spot on impression of this interview
@jarvismcdoogle90414 жыл бұрын
I’m sure you passed it and didn’t even notice, the real pain is when it travels from the kidney to the bladder , feels like your dying and then all of a sudden it goes away and I passed one and didn’t even feel it when it went thru my dick 😂
@alanredversangel4 жыл бұрын
@@jarvismcdoogle9041 I feel pain just thinking about it. Think i prayed at one point.
@gillgitsham19764 жыл бұрын
Check yourself out for gallstones mate ..that sounds alot like what it could be ...
@elitewraith91543 жыл бұрын
Deadpools face is a good description of what hog weed rash looks like.
@bspence2372 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story- No matter what happens in life, always “hike back in the next day”
@TheQC924 жыл бұрын
Damn Rogan let the man finish a story
@sumuqh4 жыл бұрын
This guy has so many amazing stories from the woods
@growingwithjoy2 жыл бұрын
First person I seen dipping on the podcast 🤟🏾
@philhardwick1003 жыл бұрын
BEWARE of tick bites! Spent over a year trying to get over complications from a staph infection. Emergency room twice. Within 24 hrs. the red circle was 10” on my groin.
@1989inception4 жыл бұрын
Joe was weird on this podcast.. asked question he already mentioned an that weird passive aggressive shit was strange
@domoarigatomr.ubuntu72184 жыл бұрын
I think he was getting pissed at this guys bs and horrible story telling.
@thejuiceking34404 жыл бұрын
I think somethings wrong with him he's been different i hope he's ok
@kylerBD4 жыл бұрын
@@thejuiceking3440 he gets like this sometimes. Not sure what the fuck is wrong with him
@landon62084 жыл бұрын
Kyler Nevills he’s prolly stoned lol
@landon62084 жыл бұрын
Kyler Nevills or he’s just not in the mood
@phillygang11174 жыл бұрын
This guy can lose his leg and still hike out a couple days later
@Lordoftheswollen Жыл бұрын
Something beautiful about people loving what they do so much nothing will stop them short of dying.
@droopysnail86233 жыл бұрын
I hiked back in the next day is going on my next t shirt. This guy is nuts!
@internet_internet4 жыл бұрын
Kidney stones are the worst pain that I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve been through some shit.
@officialPROCLUBGOD4 жыл бұрын
yup my boy said it was worse than being shot n stabbed
@xspindrift87374 жыл бұрын
Gallstones suck too, had mine removed last month. During the whole eight month ordeal getting the proper diagnosis (initial thought ulcer) went from 196 down to 181 lbs.
@rachelmcguirk24483 жыл бұрын
Ye they say if a guy wants to know what labour pain feels like having kidney stones is exact same pain
@obviouscaptain29314 жыл бұрын
History of kidney stones, have another energy drink bud.
@seanmurphy264 жыл бұрын
@Bret Mellon , yeah this guy sucks
@bobthompson43194 жыл бұрын
Not everyone who gets kidney stones drinks energy drinks. I don't drink them and I get stones like one a month.
@BruceTheMoose964 жыл бұрын
@@bobthompson4319 if you're getting kidney stones once a month you don't drink enough water. Like at all.
@Lechuque4 жыл бұрын
@@bobthompson4319 Oxalates from spinach and other veggies cause kidney stones,beer is also a big one.
@markfelix87374 жыл бұрын
Try acidic foods.
@jacobgiles2268 Жыл бұрын
“Dude what’s wrong with you hands?” “Yeah good question.”
@SpideyOnMarvelSnap2 жыл бұрын
That appendix burst is no joke man, stuff will bring even the toughest guys to their knees
@Papashaft4 жыл бұрын
Joe: you want some dmt? Aron: naw I got some dip
@shutterbug10764 жыл бұрын
I have had 20 plus kidney stones since my first one in 1999 and I can't imagine hiking miles out of the woods in that kind of pain! This dude is a beast!!!
@zionsofresh48784 жыл бұрын
Why do you get that
@brandonbec10p2 жыл бұрын
I’ve also had a kidney stone and it is the most painful thing you could imagine
@mrbeans24252 жыл бұрын
Drink more water bro!
@castortroy65882 жыл бұрын
@@brandonbec10p supposedly worse than labour my guy ! I hope I never get one
@brandonbec10p2 жыл бұрын
@@mrbeans2425 mine lasted 2 months 2 think ab that I also passed it at work during the start of Covid. I have changed my diet completely and I never drink anything but water. I look and feel way healthier and I am also jacked compared to last year. Drink fucking water
@phatsanta38363 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know if it helped but it gave him pleasure” 😂
@danebane34163 жыл бұрын
Man hunters are some of the most badass people I know
@chrishandsome42674 жыл бұрын
I’ve got beans, greens, tomatoes, potatoes. Lamb, hamb, spam, toe jam
@joew84404 жыл бұрын
My experience with kidney stones is that the pain is when the stone passes between the kidney and bladder. ( that’s the narrowest channel I’m told) Passing it from the bladder to the outside was painless.
@ideallogic Жыл бұрын
It was probably a brown recluse as they are readily confused with Hobo spiders. Or a violin spider , also very dangerous when bitten. Contrary to popular opinion, hobo spiders aren’t as dangerous as people think. These spiders are innocuous or cause only minimal symptoms if bitten. New research demonstrates that the hobo spider bite isn’t as hazardous to humans as previously thought. Part of this is because many people confuse the hobo spider with the brown recluse spider, which is highly venomous. Or a violin spider
@LegionOfShrooms3 жыл бұрын
I passed a kidney stone in school 5th grade. Talk about painful. Then the embarrassment of having to explain to the teacher what happened. I had no clue that's what it was. Luckly the teacher was a dude and was really cool about it.
@seanmurphy70513 жыл бұрын
Fuck man that’s a trip. I know a guy that passed one freshman or sophomore year in high school. Not a good time
@jughead10194 жыл бұрын
" Harder than a woodpeckers beak " classic! Yeah I don't think I would want to go out in the outdoors with this guy. He seems to know his stuff but people getting sick and almost dying sounds like a great time.
@richardnoggin83272 жыл бұрын
Going in the bush for days is actually exciting, chance of death is never boring. Being out there gives you a whole other mindset. You're not only the hunter but also the prey. nothing like it 😊
@jiggnorth3593 Жыл бұрын
He said lips which is even funnier.
@c.wagner74824 жыл бұрын
Joe "you don't want it right outta the tap" Rogan
@nazurath88333 жыл бұрын
I hear all these stories about kidney stones and it always amazes me. Im passing a kidney stone almost every other week and the drs tell me to take tyelonel
@jessaguilar47473 жыл бұрын
I had the same reaction to hogweed. It touched a new tattoo on my ankle. Freaking thought I was going to die. My whole foot and ankle swelled up. Luckily it got better and my tattoo was fine. It’s all over my horse field and we can’t get rid of it.
@LoganPennell1232 жыл бұрын
Where do you live?
@microsnook32 жыл бұрын
does everyone have the same reaction?
@MamoswineBING2 жыл бұрын
@@microsnook3 if you touch the sap from the hogweed yes
@swayjaayy54952 жыл бұрын
Burn it
@volvoplz92094 жыл бұрын
When you mix up your spit bottle.
@kledus420smith84 жыл бұрын
😆🤣🤣😆😆🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮
@theeasternfront64364 жыл бұрын
Seen it happen!
@NaturalHypertrophy4 жыл бұрын
7:45 I swear there was a sparkle in Joe's eye when the guy pronounced the words "steroids"
@danielhiggins87984 жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in the woods, and I worked as a Surveyor in remote bush areas for 20 years or so. Some people just don’t deal well with insects and toxic plants. It may be because they aren’t exposed at an early age. This guy seems to think his camping experience was worse than Marcus Luttrell’s experience during Operation Red Wings FFS! I sure wouldn’t want to hop out of a helicopter with him.
@swayjaayy54952 жыл бұрын
Lmao, exactly. I'm there with ya.
@heatherhillman1 Жыл бұрын
Most painful experiences in the woods. A bear? No. A Moose? No. A spider, a plant and a kidney stone.
@chrispbmw87324 жыл бұрын
“I wear hunting/outdoor stuff when my guest is outdoorsy” -Moe Jogan
@PipJim804 жыл бұрын
Joe always sounds so sceptical for no reason
@scoldingwhisper4 жыл бұрын
he's met a lot of bullshitters
@ballisticcranberrypeat77774 жыл бұрын
I think part of it in this episode is just trying to get a little clarification out of this guy. He has some great stories but he's not a great story teller.
@elchucofried56834 жыл бұрын
He talks about how he might die but then talks about how it wasnt that serious lol then he laughs at Canada because they make you carry medicine when you do long ass hikes😂😂😂
@PipJim804 жыл бұрын
Ferdle Turgleson yes true
@mattisvicious60694 жыл бұрын
No reason? This guy smells of bs from a mile away. Theres plenty reason. Dude sucks at telling stories and even worse at clarifying details.
@Bassmaster-xd2pn2 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't want it right out if the tap" the funniest thing I've heard rogan said. That shit killed me hahahaha
@wolfspiritoutdoors1484 Жыл бұрын
Dudes real country . Thanks
@Zankaru4 жыл бұрын
This dude cant go four sentences without contradicting his own story ffs.
@thecoobs88204 жыл бұрын
That bite still affects him 😂
@Classixs4 жыл бұрын
Explain
@TheDoctorOfMDMA4 жыл бұрын
@@Classixs It went from "I pretty much died" to "I had veins in my leg & it was better within 24 hours but it was scary though bro"
@michaelsaxonson2514 жыл бұрын
Chill, it's a hunting story, not Richard Dawkins
@piercemccall92914 жыл бұрын
@@TheDoctorOfMDMA you have never been 4 days out from any paved road
@Immovableobjects4 жыл бұрын
This was painful to watch. Joe was acting annoyed as hell. Joe pissed the guy said to go watch a different podcast to get the full story?
@dominicrusch73744 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing lmao
@fnguapo4 жыл бұрын
You wouldn’t want it right off the tap 😭😭😭😭💀
@mattsanderson5258 Жыл бұрын
"He's harder than woodpecker lips" I'm stealing that 😂
@roryfulton904 жыл бұрын
That shit grows crazy in my hometown. That the city actually cuts it down it’s super tall and extremely dangerous. It’s all over Ontario in Canada
@Joxman2k4 жыл бұрын
Like a lot of things, Recognise and Avoid. :)
@guncotton19504 жыл бұрын
im in ontario never seen giant hog weed
@BuddyLee234 жыл бұрын
What’s worse though: Hogweed or Manchineel? They can’t be as bad as Gympie, right?
@thebrunssss4 жыл бұрын
guncotton 1 I think it grows in central Ontario, since southern mostly large cities
@collinhennessy31904 жыл бұрын
@Literally Shaking I spend summers in the woods, I touch every plantn and I'm always fine. Yellow sac spiders suck though.
@champm94084 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he’s lying about the spider bite it’s like he is making it up as he goes
@therapist63284 жыл бұрын
Just a big excuse to have a golden shower?
@gillgitsham19764 жыл бұрын
Agree alot of this guys story's sound like made up BS ..like the fact he said he had gallbladder problems then said he passed a kidney stone..like there some how related..2 completely different human organs. You CAN NOT pass Gallstones..
@Pusfilth3 жыл бұрын
@@gillgitsham1976 maybe he said the wrong word
@corylefebvre84883 жыл бұрын
No matter if he's lying or not, he Has too many allergies to be prancing about the world's forests nonchalant
@user-zu9eb7wn8f Жыл бұрын
The story about hog weed I just found out that’s a plant… and the crazy thing is one time I was in my friends car and I got out and I remember a plant tickling my hand, and I mean just touching it. next to my house that I’ve lived there for over 15 years and I didn’t think of it at the time, but my hand swelled up so bad and then I touched my other hand and my other hand swelled up and now that I watch this podcast which I’m glad I did just told me that that’s what made my hands swell up pretty crazy 😮 thanks for having this interview Joe Rogan
@Flemdragon4 жыл бұрын
I remember when we were going to jump into Australia, I was trying to teach people about everything that can kill you there. An “nco” got pissed and told me to teach drills we have been over thousands of times. That apparently was more important than knowing how we can actually die in a country.
@seanshanklin-santana33302 жыл бұрын
Darwin? Lol been there too
@hyrumbliss58112 жыл бұрын
In a country with NUMEROUS things that can kill you🤣
@kdoeone4 жыл бұрын
It's Vancouver Island. Duncan. They inform people every year to stay away from it.
@w.callens16294 жыл бұрын
remind me never to go out in the Woods with this guy .the two of us wouldnt survive the amount of shit we unwillingly attract together...
@aegg99154 жыл бұрын
“Because it’s so much closer to the sun” is when I stopped taking anything that came out of this guys mouth seriously.
@Baitums4 жыл бұрын
is he wrong
@aegg99154 жыл бұрын
BaitumsChannel Absolutely, a distance of a few thousand feet is a drop in the ocean compared to the distance between earth and the sun. The atmosphere is thinner so you have less shielding of cosmic radiation by the atmosphere at higher altitudes.
@ItadakimasuCha3 жыл бұрын
In germany we have "Hogweed" everywhere. Basicly children are beeing taught in school not to touch it.
@mbryant8614 жыл бұрын
This dude needs to go on the show “Alone” and win that $1 million
@jesseramirez92053 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't last a month
@FishfryOGMcTaco4 жыл бұрын
This makes me glad I got into fishing. None of that sounds like my kind of fun.
@alphawhiskey80424 жыл бұрын
Neither does drowning. Same Risks my dude.
@samseloo49624 жыл бұрын
Clint Eastwood harder to drown fishing I’d say.
@trappedintimesurroundedbye54774 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@roryleal64734 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy in highschool that got bit by a brown recluse that had stowed away on his fishing boat
@aussieoffroader19744 жыл бұрын
WILSON XCI i thought the same thing. Good old Gilligan and the skipper here. 😂😂
@aaron4ism4 жыл бұрын
11:55 I thought he drank out of his spitter for a second 😂
@brianc14817 ай бұрын
This guy speaks like we're all familiar with his experiences.