Disney's Pinocchio is a New Low

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Жыл бұрын

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Disney's new live action adaption of their classic animation Pinocchio is finally here, and it's honestly a new low for the company. Get ready for a (literally) really dark film with some of the worst dialogue ever. Tom Hanks phoning it it can't even save the day! I can't believe I actually like Pauly Shore's Pinocchio a True Story more, but it's got much more entertainment value than this one. Let's roast it though since it is ripe for the cringe-picking~
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@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Which Pinocchio was better: Disney's (2022) or A True Story?

@almighty3946 Жыл бұрын

I’ve not bothered with either

@CinnamonGrrlErin1 Жыл бұрын

I honestly think I'd rather listen to Pauly Shore than watch Tom Hanks, which makes me wonder if I'm in the Bizarro universe. The Pee Wee Herman version will always be my favorite though.

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

@@CinnamonGrrlErin1 Pee Wee is always the best at anything he attempts. We need him back. But yeah, truly shocking we're in a timeline when a cringe Pauly Shore performance was more entertaining that Tom Hanks working with the most profitable entertainment goliath in the world.

@timemachinegeek Жыл бұрын

Don’t make me choose my poison! Hopefully the Del Toro one will be of note.

@elise_causticcheetos Жыл бұрын

At least the True story is so bad its funny. This one's just bad and boring :/

@scaraptor2106 Жыл бұрын

You describing Gepetto’s songs as “terrifying music” just makes me more convinced that Gepetto’s the real villain of this movie and those are his boss themes

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

This theory checks out. He's acting as this innocent, senile man, when in reality, he is even playing GOD Herself (The Blue Fairy)!

@scaraptor2106 Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq it’s gotta also be why he wasn’t in Monstro originally. he was on his way to kill Monstro.

@mangoslormpy7618 Жыл бұрын

Ya know what's ironic? After Disney gutted its own "Treasure Planet", they saw they couldn't compete against Pixar and DreamWorks unless it adapted to make 3D movies. And now that Disney is just pushing out 3D remakes (I'm excluding Marvel and Pixar movies), the general online consensus is that if they want to remain top dog, Disney needs to do stylized CGI or 2D again.

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

YESSS!!! Hard agree with this! Pixar already does mind-blowing 3-D animation. I thought that was their point: to be Disney’s 3-D department. Now it feels like they are trying to compete with their own movies by just producing more 3-D. Where’s the love for the 2nd dimension, dammit!?

@maravreloaded 8 күн бұрын

Disney fired all of their 2D department in 2014 if I'm not wrong.

@CinnamonGrrlErin1 Жыл бұрын

On the plus side, watching the backlash over the last week has been highly entertaining. And that's just a warm up for The Little Mermaid's reception 🍿🍿🍿

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

I am just gonna steer clear of The Little Mermaid. The backlash around that film is just unnecessary so far imo

@KyleRDent Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the sympathetic villain prequel film where the coachman falls in love with a donkey but he finds out that she killed his parents so now everyone deserves to be turned into donkeys. I guess.

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Amazing story! We’ll take 7!! I bet every one of these new Disney live-action pitched ends with, “I guess.”

@maravreloaded 8 күн бұрын

Or they're the friendliest kidnappers I've ever seen or they're employees of an amusement park trying to get customers. I can't decide.

@uwu11 Жыл бұрын

I think in the original Pinocchio, it was hinted at that Pinocchio was based off of Gepettos dead son but it was never confirmed explicitly.

@maravreloaded 8 күн бұрын

Pleasure Island was changed from a Casino (a place for adults only) to DISNEYLAND. With their rides, activities and expensive food. I guess the moral of the story is _"Never go to Disneyland or you'll be turned into a donkey"_

@karinyupinyan5754 Жыл бұрын

I am absolutely terrified about what they're gonna do to Hercules, with the remake Disney's apparently working on. I love that movie mainly for the very unique character designs, and the soundtrack, so I bet the remake will fail at all of those aspects.... unless they'll get Danny DeVito to play Phill that is, but I doubt they will, sadly.

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Oooooo getting DeVito to play Phil would be S-Tier, but I doubt Disney would make such a baller decision. I don’t want to imagine how off the characters are gonna look tho. They aren’t gonna translate

@_argh.1 Жыл бұрын

I saw a TikTok with someone wanting the actress for jade from victorious to play Meg instead of Ariana grande (because that’s who Disney wants apparently)

@user-dv5py8ri1y Жыл бұрын

Let's go Bradley! More Pinocchio movies await -ESKEDESKEDESKEDESKEDESKEDESKEDE

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

That’s gonna be my new theme song

@user-dv5py8ri1y Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq Perfect lol

@Thenameless1 Жыл бұрын

Now you have to review Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio.

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

AND I SHALL!!!

@ordepervarts7252 Жыл бұрын

The people who made the original are indeed rolling on their graves, the ones still alive probably died when the remake came out.

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Oh no! I never imagined this being their last straw of life

@ordepervarts7252 Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq Now all will roll together when "When You Wish Upon a Cricket" the Disney + Series comes out next year.

@yesnoandyes4621 Жыл бұрын

This has to be heartwarming in its own way, like she-hulk. It has its own abilities like making you want to smash your screen in

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Especially when any music starts

@yesnoandyes4621 Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq don’t forget the twerking

@elise_causticcheetos Жыл бұрын

Never saw Pinocchio and didnt know about the pleasure island bit of the story. Yo thats terrifying? Also, with how many times you used the "skidyskidyskidy" line, I cant even imagine how hard you laughed whrn you heard it the first time xD

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Skidyskidyskidy lives rent free in my mind

@timemachinegeek Жыл бұрын

I swear to Christ, this movie was a horror movie at times. What is up with the character designs of this film? And Pinocchio turning his head all the way around looks damn creepy in “live-action.”

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Pinocchio is an immortal homunculus who we must only hope never acquires a taste for human blood

@ilovenightcrawler Жыл бұрын

"Cirque du Coup" had me cackling 🤣 I recently discovered that in addition to more Pinoccio movies, there's a Pinoccio themed game coming out called "Lies of P". The vibe I got from the trailer was Bioshock meets Dark Souls, with some classic fairytale creepiness sprinkled on top. I might play it just to have another Pinoccio story in my brain 😆

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for mentioning that specific line of mine! Ha ha, I thought it was clever in the moment, but didn’t know if it was just my dad sense of humor. And no, I am not a dad

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

And I’m totally gonna stream Lies of P when it releases!

@ilovenightcrawler Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq nah, that was some top notch humor. Dad jokes can’t compare to that kind of wordplay 🤣 oh cool! I can’t wait to watch you play it!

@eatatjoes6751 5 ай бұрын

Lampwick sounds like Tony Soprano. Also, Geppetto shoulda sold hammers. *‘CAUSE THEY KEPT HAMMERING IN THAT HE SELLS CLOCKS.*

@maravreloaded 8 күн бұрын

The FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S movie did something that the movie about a living PUPPET couldn't do. *_USE REAL PUPPETS FOR THEIR CHARACTERS!_* I'm tired of "CGsney" _STOP, get some help.mp4_

@jidtoons Жыл бұрын

I did not know that the cape honest John was wearing was actually a shower curtain!!! That explains the gold rings on the side! That’s actually very creative and really funny! This makes him look even more of a bum that I thought! 😂🤩✨🤩 Also, I too noticed the “G + HJ”scribbling on Gideon’s mallet, I know what they were implying, but It just seemed weird to me

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Right? Whoever designed that character needs a freaking raise! HJ was gorgeous. And I believe in the love between Keegan Michael Fox and Jordan Cat

@jidtoons Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq I love the designs of honest John and Gideon in this version also, their scenes were actually what I was the most excited about as this movie was ready to come out; It’s just too bad they didn’t have enough screen time (They were only in the film for nine minutes); It could’ve improved the rest of the story

@palp8623 11 ай бұрын

I haven't seen anybody else point out the heart on the mallet. Nice spotting.

@almighty3946 Жыл бұрын

These Pinocchio movie reviews are terrible. (My nose definitely didn’t grow just then).

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Aw, you’re too kind! 🙏

@MondayZi Жыл бұрын

Ummm, I think you said 'go go conscious ranger ' instead of 'go go conscience ranger'. >:3

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

NOOOOOO I PUT THE TEXT THERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE

@Jac2Mac Жыл бұрын

I think someone should do a Stromboli 1940 angrily reacts to Disney's Pinocchio 2022 movie video. Also, how would Disney ruin a remake of the 1977 animated classic The Rescuers, in particular Penny, Rufus, Madame Medusa and Mr. Snoops?

@captainbrainius6273 Жыл бұрын

How is Drew Carey a better Geppetto than Tom Hanks?

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

Because Hanks have zero horse turds about this role

@CaptainNim Жыл бұрын

Another great video - had no idea their new movie was so atrocious!

@DreamDancer82 11 ай бұрын

I'll be honest. I only watched this remake because of Figaro (I am a crazy cat lady, sorry not sorry). Didn't pay much attention to anything else when he was in the scene. But it says something about the movie when I decide to get up and go feed the cats in the middle of the movie, and not pausing or rewinding back to see what I missed. Give me the 1940's version any day.

@stinkbanana2522 Жыл бұрын

You look like that one guy...what his name...Bam

@miss_chelles1338 Жыл бұрын

I will be fair and say everything in this movie looks good, but until I actually watch the movie myself I'll just take your word for it and say that it looks boring considering it's a live action movie. 😂 Also, the name 'pleasure island' in this movie doesn't sound like something for kids at all. 💀😭 It reminds me of the show 'too hot to handle' when the crew (in season two) catfished the cast into thinking it was a show where they can have all the sex they want, when it was the opposite. 😂

@BradleySmithYoutube Жыл бұрын

If you ever need a good night sleep, throw on Disney’s Pinocchio 2022. You sleeping brain will absorb the movie enough at the rate the story progresses. And now I’m gonna watch some too hot to handle! 😂

@miss_chelles1338 Жыл бұрын

@@BradleySmithKZfaq lol 😂

@clovelikethespice Жыл бұрын

With the amount of CGI this movie had to use, why didn’t they just make it fully animated? Live action reboots have horrible reputations, but it could’ve been salvaged if they did something different with it or just didn’t make it live action

@maravreloaded 8 күн бұрын

That would require EFFORT and TALENT 2 things Hollywood lacks recently. The amount of unions that would complain for splinters in woodcraft aren't worthy. So it's better to just have the characters in a green screen for 2 hours talking to a figurine that shows where the CG character would be located.