I love how he sneaks in an example of an authentic apology.

the way you took down an entire internet drama troupe in one and a half minutes is absolutely amazing

1. This is a banger I have been listening to it on loop 2. I like when the first time he says “why doesn’t someone think about me”, a text from the person’s manager being supportive to them appears an the guy blows it off like it didn’t mean much. Which really hammers in the victim card issue

The notes app for lyrics is genius

Not only is this a great song, but it's honestly amazing to see just how much control you have over your facial expressions, you really manage to sell it well without at any point looking as if your just mocking it except when your doing it intentionally.

When the politics guy jumps on the drama you KNOW you done fucked up!!

I love how this applies to the current apology video going around, but it also spies perfectly, retroactively and proactively, to every other KZfaqr Apology in history.

It fills me with an indescribable amount of rage when people do this lmao

I'm here to show the captions/onscreen lyrics some love! They're functional, take up the space they deserve and play into the joke of composing dismissive "apologies" in a notes app 👏

Being a fan of satire I keep worrying/expecting a drop that dipweeds will co-opt, and every time you continue to manage to be both satirically entertaining, and also clear with the target of your ire. Plus the songs are consistently bops. Keep up the great work!

Every apology video in a nutshell

I wonder what the inspiration for this song was. Nice Ukulele by the way!

Would adding a ukelele solo here be too on the nose? 😂

Excellent song

The first time you popped up with the ukulele I snorted

I have NO idea what specific apology video might’ve inspired this…

I love the way you can create such amazing songs but still have a clear message behind them that needs more attention, keep it up!

0:11 I still can’t get over the perfection of The Look™️ with the ukulele like how do you capture someone’s likeness so flawlessly

aw damnnn, he got the ukulele

miranda sings apology if it were a good song

That's how my ex talks to me when they want "to just be friends again".😅 ❤ But real friends care about apologies and support. ❤

This is probably about one specific incident, but it could be so many all at once, and that duplicity is very fitting to me.

This song Is so good, you should release this

You always get the internet stereotypes perfect

every single time this man uploads i need to make sure everyone knows and appreciates how dope a bass line he wrote for the song, and this is no exception. shit is fire

A bop as always!

This is art

This song is so fun to listen to without any context, also with context

You just described half my family members in one song 😂

Another great song! Already listening on loop 😅

This is a really excellent song! I think it describes a lot of people very well. Your music is so great. Was literally humming "Day Job" to myself at work yesterday. Keep up the great work dude!

*cough* Colleen Ballinger *cough*

I love the visual that having it in a notes app gives it, really interesting!

The naming of the notes as "hi." Is perfect, love your work man

Damn, great job mate! That entirely calls out *cough cough colleen’s apology

Honestly, "famous influencer gets in trouble about scummy behavior and is told not to talk about it publicly so they post a video of them singing about it" is so cartoonishly self centered and stupid if you told me it was a anecdote about Birdie from Glass Onion the writers threw out for being too stupid, I'd believe you.

The big frown at the end was impressive. I couldn't frown so convincingly ever

THIS ONE IS SO GOOD!!! gonna have this on loop for at least the next 2 hours

You predicted the ukulele situation, incredible

I just want to let you know that what you do does make a difference you helped me see that leftism is right and i have white privilege, thank you.

brilliant song👏

Thank all your videos!❤

I'm surprised she didn't just reupload her apology video that she did about this situation from like years ago. It would've gone over better

Not sure whether to be mad or happy about the algorithm for only showing me your content now.

This song has a killer beat, love it!

Great song!

This is sooo good

I’ve had this song in my head for four days

Oh Colleen 🤦‍♀️

This is fucking glorious and needs to be shared far and wide.

Wow this is awesome And there is an example of what a real apology would look like People on the internet and sometimes in real life tend to paint themselves as the victim a lot, which is really annoying and makes it difficult to know the story.

he genuinely sneaks in a loop and i didnt loop the video

Beautiful 10/10!!

the music that you make is AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Why is this such a bop? Good song as always man. Full version when?

I discovered your songs recently, and all your songs hit the nail just right 🤌

How many times can i watch this before its weird 😂

1:15 just vibin to the song, i love that

I took emotional damage from that ukulele

The run on the last time he said card.👌

I’m assuming this is taken directly from the drama of Colleen? Great bop

I bet the physical form of a victim card would be a scrap of crumpled paper with the words "I'm a good person :)" scrawled on in pointy handwriting with a half-dead pen/sharpie. (This is such a cool song)

Probably on purpose, but this has perfect time with the Colleen Ballinger drama lol. Great song!

Ok, I'll go to your merch store and buy your v-card. I love supporting my favorite creators

NOT THE UKULELE

I would love to add this

I am listening this song on loop because it applies to one specific person I was friends with insanely well oml

Everyone is getting even better at subtly clowning on Colleen. I love it.

I need a sped up version this is so good

Wait is this about that one ukulele "apology"? Even the title of the note is the same lmao

this is great

✨️tHe ToXiC gOsSiP tRaIn✨️

Unrelated but your eyebrows of left-you and right-you at 1:00 were perfectly synced and find that fascinating

The urge to post this under every apology video lol

We love to see it 👏

Love the random ukulele near the end LMAOOO I still can’t get over Colleen Ballinger’s apology video 💀

The music in this is amazing. It gives me the chills. Especially at 1:08.

hmm, a ukelele. I wonder who this could be about...

You literally released this while I was going through and making fun of a racist group on Quora doing exactly this, what are the chances

goes as hard

Full album when?

Not me thinking about my c-ptsd... 🤫

My favorite line is probably "Tears streaming, hit subscribe and buy my victim card" line. Not only because of the fact it isn't specified who's crying (could be the victim(s) or the youtuber) but also because of the "buy my victim card" pun. It's both saying to trust our imaginary influencer, to believe in their incomplete version of events, but it makes it seem like the Victim Card is merch, advertised like a youtuber would advertise a hoodie or other item.

I need the instrumental it slaps so hard

So when is this going on spotify???

Damn this song is catchy.

Oh, hi Colleen. How are you doing on this fine day?

❤ This slayed me!

I know you have done covers and my favorite song is riptide by VanceJoy and I was wondering if you would mind doing a cover for it. Thank you!

How did he type all of that in 2 minutes damn

THE UKELELE😂😂😂

👏👏👏👏👏

not the uke, NOT AGAIN 😭

you know something horrible... inside of toxic / abusive relationships, someone will both play the victim card and accuse you of playing the victim. So what you will see and what roughly a quarter of people will sadly live though is: "why are you crying, i have done nothing wrong" "why are you pretending" "you're always victimizing yourself" "you are really the one hurting me" "This is unfair towards me" all of this happens in one breath, one continuous motion, as it has happened before and as it will happen again... and again I grew up in this environment, I've never been in a relationship, what I'm describing to you also happens to children. which as you would expect get hurt the most, by such monsters. I'm still living with him, but it won't be long till I'll have my first job, and finally escape... breathe fresh air for the first time in my life.

I know someone who would play the victim card.

Every content creator when they mess up be like

Lemon

What was that ted guy on about 💀

I love how bad her apology backfired and has so many people are making fun of it by titling videos hi.

This could be a villain song in a musical. About three years ago, I was one of a group of women who came out about the abusive behavior of a popular writer. His apology was so very weak. After months, he asked what we wanted because waaaah he wanted to work. This song perfectly tracks the arc of his whining.