i wish the entirety of this strip was animated because they missed out on some good stuff. like.. 1) america getting grumpy that england didn’t give him any chocolates for valentine’s day, so england goes out to buy him chocolate 2) germany attempting to have sex with austria to practise for him and italy (this really happened - ) 3) germany continuously talking about how strangely happy he is after italy “confessed” 4) germany wiping italy’s tears with a handkerchief bc he saw him crying 5) prussia spying on austria buying a book to console germany (i can’t believe they jipped us out on prussia content, smh) 6) the end of the entire strip where germany has flashbacks of chibitalia from *a certain someone’s* POV, heavily implying something ;)

"it was kind of a boy tho" THIS IS A M-

*italy breathes* “THIS IS A MATTER OF GAY OR DEATH”

Germany: h- China: *this is a matter of gay or death*

*Hetalia intro plays* China : _this Is a matter of gay or death_

Ngl, this episode is a matter of gay or death

Italy or Germany: **literally breathes** China: *THIS IS A MATTER OF GAY OR DEATH*

As a headphone user, I got death.

*Damn, my boy China knows his facts*

I didnt notice till this vid but china in a high ponytail *chef's kiss*

so other than Japan being the biggest fanboy of GerIta, now we have China

When China said “This is a matter of gay or death” I felt that 💀 ✊

A fun game I like to play is guessing on what exact moment China's gonna appear

imagine the davie episode but evrytime america says ''Davie'' its sweden saying ''m' wife''

*grabs popcorn and doitsu body pillow* _My time has come_

You know this really _is_ a matter of gay or death when it doubles the time of an episode

I still am triggerd that Italy didn't accept the proposal, I mean Italy make up ur mind XD

when germany thought italy "confessed " to him it seemed he got alot relived started smiling a bit more and stuff... he loves feli alot why they just cant be in a relationship ... ;w;

Germany: *exist* "THIS IS A MATTER OF GAY OR DEATH"

This episode is the only 0.01% of gayness from the whole series

So it's jist 11 minutes of China saying "this a matter of gay or death"?

Germany-“let’s say I see someone every day-“ China- *this is a matter of gay or death*

Next u should do an episode where whenever somebody says something rude, Austria just says: “Now that’s just rude..”

My favourite part was when China said “This is a matter of gay or death”

I love how it's cannon that Germany asked Italy on a date when he thought he was proposed too. He thought it through, and decided he would actually like it and I love that. Take that, not gerita shippers

10:31 Germany's Brain China: *THIS IS A MATTER OF GAY OR DEATH*

the fact that it makes the video twice as long speaks to me in a spiritual level Edit: MY EARS OH MY GOD WHY

"I'll take two!" takes one

This is what I’m watching while with my family and watching the Navy Army football game at the same time Guess this is my life now

Okay but Germany getting jealous is freaking adorable.

I love the fact chibitalia and holy rome kiss exactly at 4:20

*I CAN'T BREATHE*

The gay extended the episode to 11 minutes.

Hetalia: exists China: This is a matter of gay or death

Germany is the worst closet case in denial I've ever seen

buon san valentino is basically two episodes of germany having a gay realization and i am HERE for it. what a shame the whole strip didn't get animated, and himaruya never talked about buon san valentino ever again ://////

Germany : steps in German China : imma bout to end this mans whole C̶a̶r̶e̶e̶r̶ heterosexuality.

can’t be sure, but I counted about 85 instances of “this is a matter of gay or death” and honestly? feels about right

4:18 .. Headphones... I've never needed ears anyway...

* Intro ends * China:

I love how even the opening deserves a “this is a matter of gay or death”-

Gerita forever!🇩🇪♥️🇮🇹💗💗💗💗

Social studies teacher: today we are going to learn about the Holy Roman empire Automatically my mind: 4:19

“Spain if ur reading this I’m free Friday night”

1:47 “What sort of cooking makes explosion sounds come from zhe kitchen eh?” *Germany’s been Canadianized.*

He has a very nice................. Climate

That messengers voice gets me everytime

Hetalia Logo: **Appears** China: tHis iS a mATTer Of gAy oR dEaTh!

Don't you mean China saying 'This is a matter of gay or death' for about 11 minutes?

In the dubbed version of the anime in the beginning when America was eating all those hamburgers he was talking about why he thinks the reason why Germany likes Italy is because of his butt. *this is a matter of gay or death*

8:11 his curl is shaped like a heart... HIS CURL IS SHAPED LIKE A HEART JFJDJSKDNCSIOSSKCJJSSOXJEI

China and Japan - GerIta fans Like father, like son ^^

Might as well count the entire video gay

my gerita trash brain is still in shock that this episode happened

I know this is a year old already. But I counted how often China said this sentence. 86 times. Good job, China. 👍🏻👏🏻

I love how this is 2x longer than the actual episodes

Italy admitting his first love was Holy Rome bROKE ME AND I WONT RECOVER

China’s lungs after this: 😵😵

Italy: "I am giving you red roses because I like you!" Germany: "What does that even mean?!" Glad to see the same things apply for gay men, as they do gay women.

This episode was gayer then I remembered.

4:17 I was breathing in, for saying "this is a matter of gay or death" very loud and then

when u realized that same-sex marriage is legal in Germany and not in Italy

* opening theme plays * China : *this is a matter of GaY or DeAtH*

Anyway as a sidebar to this episode, we can all agree that Hungary definitely pegs Austria right,

the second hand embarresment is strong XD

Buon San Valentino? Don’t you mean Germany being a big gay and in denial for 5-6 minutes straight?

Okay but. whY IS GERMANY SO BUFF I MEAN WOW-

Any Hetalia character: *breaths* China: 4:18

0:47 I'M SORRY BUT WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING THIS?? "This book is selling like Schnitzel in germany.." I as a German aprove and this is my new favorite sentence

Italy is a bisexual *ICON*

Me: I swear if China comes in right after the intro I’m gonn- China, right after the intro: this is a matter of gay or death Me: *explodes*

This entire comment section is a gold mine.

3:16 -good news? great -this is... THIS IS A MATTER OF GAY OR DEATH

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE EARRAPE AFTER "it was kinda a guy though"-

4:20 I yeeted myself out off the window

“um, exactly what it looks like”- poor Italy had no idea that he would explode Germany then

6:56 I'm- I never noticed that before... Bye-

BRO I FORGOT THIS SHIT WAS 2 EPISODES/PARTS LONG SO I THOUGHT THAT ADDING CHINA IN IT EXTENDED THE ORIGINAL 5 MINUTE EP BY TWICE ITS LENGTH I NEARLY HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

YOOO CHINA'S EYELASHES THOO

Why is todd’s Voice so high in this season?

10:42 I SRSLY FIND IT HILARIOUS THAT ITALY HAS HIS OWN BOOKSELF IN GERMANY'S MIND. In the left corner of the screen the tags on the shelf is named "Itaria"

Fun fact,the waiter is Swedish

Take a shot every time they say “this is a matter of gay or death”

Watching this on Valentine's Day gives me single feels

This feels like a rap for some sort

ITALY’S VOICE IS SO FUNNY I- JSKAJKJ.

If I said this every time the boys in my class did something gay, I would have lost my voice before fourth hour.

4:18 earrape warning! It was funny as fuck but my ears hurted 😔

I never undertood why the waiter looks so scared

alternate title: china saying "this is a matter of gay or death" every few seconds

1:54 China: Aight’ here I go-

*after every single piece of dialogue* China: This is a matter of gay or death

just putting a comment here to remind myself that episode 22 starts at 5:28

8:30 OMG ITALYYY >♥

I really liked the part when China said "This is a matter of gay or death"

I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON HIGH VOLUME I DID NOT EXPECT THAT EARRAPE-

They didn't show everything in the anime version...in the manga Germany had a flashback of Chibitalia sleeping when Italy hugged him. Confirming that Germany really is Holy Roman Empire

Even the intro isn't safe.

The part were China said this is a matter of gay or deat when Germany was given roses the earape kind of killed me since I was using earphones

Yay more gay