Kevin with horns: *Violent* Horns: * falls off * Kevin: _calm_

I'm starting to think that whoever hit Kevin with their car did it on purpose, because there's no way they didn't see him, what with his pale skin reflecting the light from the headlights.

“Silly me. Me little hat fell off.” Perhaps the greatest Kevin line ever.

*"An early descendant of Jim Pickins."* That's called an "ancestor", Kevin.

Kevin: “first instinct to eat that bird” me: Flashbacks to AI Dungeon

every terrifying viking needs his mocha

"let me open a chrome tab" *commences to turn into a flashbang*

"I've never been outside before, so I wouldn't know" But, Kevin, does that mean there was a car in your house?

Kevin, the viking, the terror of the forest and killer of boars: "Oh silly me, my little hat fell off!"

A “Kevin sized bee” is honestly the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard of

Hej vänner / Hello friends. I'm the composer for the music for Valheim and I just wanted to say thank you for playing and enjoying the game, the art and the music! I'm a fan of what you do and have been enjoying your content for a good while. Allt väl! / All the best!

spear description: "pointy stick lol" Kevin should design a game

Kevin: "oh silly me, me little hat fell off." In that single moment Kevin was the embodiment of all old Irish grandma's.

Disney's live-action remake of Bambi starts with Kevin fighting Bambi's mom in unarmed combat

"Early descendant of Jim Pickens." Sims series confirmed to be ancient history!!

Ngl when he said Kevin sized bees I kinda just pictured Kevin as a bee asking me if I liked jazz

a very old, dead meme that terrorizes Kevin? more like *Bore Ragnarok*

Kevin: he's an early descendant of Jim The guy who made the Jim pickens timeline: Panik

"Boar Ragnarok? More like Poor Ragnarok." - KZfaq auto-generated subtitles

No one: Life: "I sleep, I be less a failure in morning."

Alright lads get in the longboat, Kevin says we're going to try and get into Valhalla again.

Kevin: I've never been outside Me: that's not true, you stepped outside once to kick a baby

"Jesus a boar was inside of him! He must have eaten him without chewing!" lol

"I've never been outside before, so I wouldn't know" Wow, kevin must own some REALLY impressive green screen stuff to do the spiderman morph suit bit

"I've come prepared for a change" Everyone: *press x to doubt*

Me:Kevin can’t be that pale right? Kevin: Opens chrome* Me: MY EYES!

Kevin killing deer: "So no head?!" *breaks skateboard*

“Wait this gives me godly powers? I just wanted to learn how to make a pickaxe!” Ah yes in order to learn to make pickaxe one most battle the deer god first

Makes sense that Kevin wants to be a Viking, he wants to conquer everyone he can

"If your eye marks a thing for death, let your arm send the messenger" Kevin: Pointy stick lol

Jesus Christ I’ve never noticed that Kevin is THAT pale. Like I knew he was pale but you know not, reflective pale.

"THE ONLY GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS KILLING KEVIN. I MEAN. . . . BAWK" lmfaooo

when he was talking about the bees i was waiting for the "move like a bee sting like a ... bee"

For some reason my cat finds Kevin's voice very soothing.

God, Kevin just gets more and more adorable with each episode. Like, he's just so cute when he kills sims, cannibals, children, villagers, good guys, bad guys, animals, customers, nature, planets, etc. Simply adorable.

The fact you were able to repair a house in the wilderness and use it as your own is actually kinda cool, I wish I could do stuff like that in other games I play

Kevin: bore ragnorok is a dead meme. Entire fan base: thanks, but reconsider!

"They gave me some godly power, I just wanted a pickaxe" 🤣

Appropriate that Kevin is constantly struggling with his urge to kill Hugin, given he’s very much the enemy of thinking ahead. Or thinking rationally. Or thinking.

17:45 “I had it the whole bloody time!” Maybe the real deer heads were inside us all along

“ All I know is when you eat the little circle wafer the mass is over” This was me as a child 😂

“Brought the boss to my bed” I laughed so hard I got kicked out of the funeral

0:51 I relate to this way too much, it makes zoom calls awkward when im glowing like the sun in the corner of the stream

“There I go again alerting the entire forest with the clap of my ass.” I am hyperventilating

"Me name Kevin!" Kevin you're a Viking, not a caveman.

The bore ragnarok meme can't die

"There i go again, alerting the whole forest with the clap of my ass" CallMeKevin 2021 Btw: absolutely love when his irish comes out❤

Kevin : telling us about how he could beat a deer unarmed First boss: big deer

The funniest part of the video was Kevin implying Bore Ragnorak is a dead meme

Kevin is so pale he actually bounces light

I was watching an episode of battlebots and someone in the audience was holding a Bore Ragnarok sign

I have been having such a poopy day and 18 seconds in Kevin has cheered me up more than anything else I’ve tried, I cherish this man

Imagine coming back from your daily hunt of bears and moose, and see a pasty irish dude waiting there with nothing but an axe the size of a shampoo bottle.

„Everybody liked and subscribed to CallMeKevin and there was peace in our land“ Makes sense.

I just started playing Valheim myself and this vid shows.... that I didn't do as badly at the start as I think I did. Thanks Kevin (and Jim) for boosting my ego a bit.

“I’ve literally brought the boss to my bed.” He rolled a nat 20 in seduction

"an early descendant of Jim Pickens" Jim Pickens is his future and his past

"An early *decendent* of Jim Pickins" Ok, who gave Jim Pickins a time machine? Who was the monster?

Kevin is that one guy who tries to be cool but ends up being funny and quirky relatable

Kevin calling Hugin a "crow" is the most evil thing I've seen him do in a video game... and I've watched his Fallout videos.

Penguin: “The only game I want to play is killing Kevin-“ Kevin: “What was that? what you say?” Penguin: “I mean BOCK-“

Kevin goes back in time The world doesn't end up as bad It's worse

Kevin: "The light even bounces the same way. Let me open a chrome tab." My brain: He's like you, very much like you.

"We'll just name him Jim, an early descendant of Jim Pickens." 1:09 I love how this implies that Jim Pickens is like a thousand years old and one of his first kids happened to be a Viking, hahaha

"oh silly me, me little hat fell off!" Never have I wanted so bad to replay it again and again(it's just so adorable-! )

I'm 20 seconds in and the video has already been so full of energy- Honestly, just what I expect from Kevin.

I think Kevin needs a T-shirt where it has a bunch of Norse runes that, when translated, just says "Oh silly me".

The first 30 seconds is me and my friends shooting terrorists in first person shooters while drinking some warm tea and cuddling under a fuzzy blanket XD

Kevin with a chrome tab open glows more than the Minecraft glow squid

1:50 excuse me but that’s not just a penguin, that’s asmr

"I don't want godly powers, I just wanted to make a pickaxe!" is such a mood.

22:15 "We know each other! He's a friend from work!"

Try listening to the video, don't look, just listen. It can get wierd. "THE NECK IS CHASING ME"

Kevin:" do you think you could beat a deer in unarmed combat?" Me: "Wow, the English dub of season 2 of Beastars is every bit as wild as I expected...."

A continuation of this would be awesome! A bunch of new updates have come out since this was made, would be cool to see a return to such a fine game.

Honestly I feel like EVERY game Kevin plays deserves to be made into a series. It’s so fun to watch him declare war on various animals. Getting a part 2 would be great!

"My penguin" SAY HIS NAME!

Kevin: "I don't have any people." Me: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU CULT MASTER?!!

I now see the power of going online and reading how to move forward in a game over trying top figure it out for yourself. I had no idea how to summon that lightning deer and wasn't even trying to I spent ages trying to find metals without going into the black/dark forest where it lives and then finding it and not being able to mine it and trying everything i could think of to mine it only to discover that in order to progress you need to kill the first boss.

3:01 Kevin: How do you train your neck? Me: Hispanics and birthday cakes

Scandinavians: These Island persons are trying to steal our jobs, let's pay them a visit again!

Day 4 of asking Kevin to continue his Minecraft Hard-core series

This game is a manifestation of what RuneScape Classic felt like as a kid.

Kevin’s voice is so soothing and nurturing sounding but then he laughs and you can feel his chaotic nature through it😂

Day 46 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

The trick to getting the boss with only one Kevin is that you have to watch your friend die during a holdup at a convenience store and run into it when you're doing a commemorative hike where everyone blames you for that friends death.

"Now if there was a Kevin sized bee, I could take it." Dr Who: *been there, done that*

fun fact about neolithic hunters - aside from using traps or terrain advantages, humans also specialize in endurance hunting. pound for pound we have some of the most endurance, and can literally pursue prey until they either succumb to wounds or exhaustion.

2:33 Leaked evidence of CallMeKevin saying he’s a flat earther

are you telling me that all this time we thought asmr was a kind and innocent penguin? smh my head asmr you've fooled us

Started this game with some friends a few months ago can honestly say our experience of up to the first boss was pretty much exactly this even down to trying to run to base and having it ripped apart.

I really enjoy Kevin just casually playing games and not fecking them up. Its funny to watch him wreck games, but it's also nice to just see some lowkey and relaxing play.

"Silly me" Kevin's truest words

Alternative tittle: "an Irish making a stronger irish accent"

"Ladies and gentlemen I've just invented deforestation, you're welcome"

SUUUPER excited to see you play this game! me and my bf are huge fans of yours and we've been absolutely addicted to this game since it came out! it's still in such an early point of development and its already so packed with things to do. im excited to see more!!

Without a doubt the most adorable boy on youtube.

"Flint is always be the water" Flint Michigan is typing

Would love to see more of this game. It seems very fun and random when Kevin plays it.

Really liked this one, would love a full series on this game!