"these weird simulator games never end, there must be a huge market for them" yes kevin, that huge market is you and us just watching you

Well to be fair to Kevin, they never asked him to only cut the grass. How was he supposed to know the garden they spent hours and hours in wasn’t supposed to be brutally destroyed?

Those ear muffs and unshakeable confidence are giving me strong Grognak The Destroyer Attorney at Law vibes.

Aw yes, Kevin's found another obscure simulator. Let's see how he breaks this one

I like that Kevin named his character “Man,” and then went with a female character model

"I started a lawnmowing bussiness that ruins gardens" *flashbacks from that lawnmower race in GTA online*

This is the exact kind of game someone would play while sobbing uncontrollably and trying to comprehend their own existence

As a gardener myself, I would've hired you in my crew Kevin. Anyone who can mow precisely 69% of a lawn is worth hiring as far as I'm concerned.

I wish I knew who this funny man is. He never introduced himself.

Imagine after cutting the flowers the owners would need to hire a landscaper and the landscaper proceeds to plant weeds and sells your couch and makes a hole in the wall...

“These wierd simulator games will never end, there must be a huge market for this” Yes Kevin there is, it’s you You’re single handedly keeping this genre alive

Did you know that the freshly cut grass smell is the individual blades of grass screaming for help? Kevin: I like that

I played this in real life for 8 years. Thank you Kevin for actually making it “fun.”

kevin was told to “touch grass” one too many times

Me on my latest hyperfixation: “Hello there, friends, today we’re cutting grass!”

I was a professional landscaper for like 10 days one summer, and Kevin's simulation wasn't too far off the mark, haha

"these weird simulator games never end, there must be a huge market for them" yes, it's called Germany

I’m not sure what his name is anymore, this guy used to start all his videos with it but my long term memory is not that great.

Someone make a Kevin Simulator where all you do is sit behind a computer and play games, but once you leave your house, you get hit by a car. That'd be the true gamer experience.

hey Kevin, they made that scene from your “Country Roads” cover into a game!!

this seems like the logical next step after the chair sitting simulator. I love it.

Smii7y and Kryoz: cutting grass perfectly with random periods of pure silence because of how concentrated they are Kevin: ruins the flowers on purpose and cuts “fuk you” into the lawn He’s just, different

Love how when Kevin cuts the grass it’s actually 2 frames per second.

Wherever there are odd, quirky simulator games nobody has ever heard of Kevin will be there to show the way.

Something I honesty really appreciate is Kevin calls this character and Grognak “they” and it always warms my heart

I was hoping someone would cause chaos in this. And Kevin is that perfect chaotic entity for it.

HELL YEAH ! GRASS !

Kevin: "I just really love grass." Don't have to tell us twice, Kev.

I love how no matter what mundane task Kevin is given he always turns it into violent chaos

Awww, I really hoped he'd try the black one with the rediculously long front cutty things.

Imagine a Jim Pickens simulator, you know, if we're not in one already.

Kevin shows how adept he is at breaking even something as ridiculous as a virtual lawn mower. God, I love this channel ❤

"This weird simulator games will never end. There must be a huge market for it." Yes, it's called germany.

This gameplay gives manslaughter a whole new meaning, love it.

I desperately need a framed copy of that picture of Kevin on his Irish parade float.

I love you Kevin. It's sucks I won't watch your videos for a while. Going to boot camp. But I will enjoy catching up when I can. Keep being awesome

This is one of the times when Kevin's shenanigans were beneficial other than entertainment 😂😂

Man, Man sure did have a hard time navigating the lawn efficiently. Helps to have a map.

I legit saw this game in my steam queue and thought that this would be a perfect game for Kevin

I’d love it if these developers actually watched Kevin and took his advice on board

"These weird simulator games will never end" Good, we don't want you to run out of any to play, Kevin

The funny thing is I’m pretty sure that it is set in Britain so when he says it’s all the rage in Europe, the people would know better.

I wish it would start you with a push mower so you can work your way up to the good riding mowers. And yes I do actually like this game because I find mowing the lawn therapeutic.

Can't wait for the day there's a simulator simulator for Kevin to play!

Kevin: hey there friends we are cutting grass As long as Kevin is not smoking grass we love the video

Omg I lost it when he flipped the lawnmower. Watching kevin break games is one of my favorite pastimes.

‘I’m not cutting grass for money’ but Kevin you’re making a video cutting grass

Devs: good job on finding the bugs guys, let's release...what is that? Kevin enters the chat: hey there friends

You should try car mechanic simulator next. I tried without any knowledge of cars and still had fun.

actually, I can relate totally to your gameplay. I have just had my last day at work last friday from a whole season on a golfcourse in the alps. I had strict orders of how to cut the grass but I didn't do it how I was supposed to whatsoever. I realized that it's way more fun to feck up than doing it the right way. I don't know if there's just something wrong with me but I like having fun and that sometimes means to do things the wromg way on purpose

I saw this on steam the other day and instantly knew Kevin was gonna do a video. His lawnmower racing skills will finally be put to use!

Incredible. There's yet another simulator game Kevin hasn't played yet! Surely he's nearly done them all by now!

Your vids are the only thing that make me happy, my life has become a sentimental tragedy over the last few months. Thanks Kevin, for giving me a bit of laughter when all I want to do is cry. 🥲

"ah, nature's speedbumps" .... you terrify me lol

thank u for uploading videos, you're my safe place and i love u so much

The developers of any game played by Kevin definitely learn about a few unknown or weird bugs from their creation.

Yes! I was waiting for Kevin to do this simulator 🤣🤣😍

This game is the sequel of the saying "Watching grass grow" - "Cutting grass at an excrutiatingly slow pace"

Kevin: "Hey, there, friends; today we're-- cutting... grass." Me: Ah, hell. I thought we were *smoking* grass. : )

Leave it to Kevin to break a lawn mowing simulator 😂

Finding out that Kevin played this game is literally the best news I’ve gotten today

All these game developers should be paying Kevin for the effort he puts into exposing the ways the game might be broken. I'm sure they take his videos for reference to fix these issues. He's doing a great service really! (Jokes apart loved the video as always and hope you're settled in well in the new place)

I can't believe Kevin didn't ask me "how's it going"

I own a landscaping business. Top notch work from Kevin. I'd hire him. He didn't snap even one lawnmower belt

Kevin's videos always brighten my day :)

Id hire Man and give him a raise if i owned a bussiness

Yassss. Saw this advertised on Steam today.

I absolutely love mowing the lawn, so Kevin causing chaos AND lawn mower..... heaven 😂

This video taught me what "Stiga" actually is..😫 For my entire almost 27 year old life, I have thought they are only a specific type of sled. Kevin teaches, even when he tries not to.

i love your content. makes me laugh alot. cried laughing in this vid

I've needed a good laugh recently, this was the right video

I low key love mowing lawns and I’m raging watching this lol

When you hear tires screeching as the guy you hired is cutting your lawn

it's going well ｔｈａｎｋｓ ｆｏｒ ａｓｋｉｎｇ

Ah yes. I love Dom toreeno

Good ol' Kevin. If a thing exists, he'll find a way to ruin it.

Day 146 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

Ah, to be a blade of grass brutally destroyed by Kevin's lawnmower travelling at 25 km/hr...

i will say i really enjoyed this video, thank you for putting on yt. i want to see more.

Old Nook Cottage? Careful, Old Nook will charge you for mowing his lawn, but at least you'll be able to sell weeds to pay him off

"Cats, natures speed bumbs." great 😀

"I started a lawnmowing business that ruins gardens" Bussiness truely can be dirty sometimes

8 months later and the intro still gets me, he was confident but as he tells us what he’s doing you can see he’s rethinking his choices.

Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens.

I think employee "Man" is actually a woman lol. At least it seems like it, don't know if there are women in the game.

Kevin. My man. I'm bored and high in lockdown and you're mowing lawns... Feck I love you 💛👉

Also I think they just recommend you to people they hate with burning passion.

I saw this on steam the other day, and thought to my self I can't wait until Kevo makes a video on it.

Thanks for another great video Kevin!

This video gave me motion sickness and lawn sickness at the same time. 10/10, would recommend for a freshly drifted garden to show off to my neighbors.

Day 227 of asking Kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

0:34 What is THAT!? What have I missed? When Kevin makes cutting grass look fun, we know he's gonna wreck! Would like to see more.

Kevin: We're cutting grass today! No one: Link: *sweats*

The only reason people keep recommending you to other lawns is so they won't have the worst lawn in the neighborhood.

I’ve seen multiple people play this game, but I’ve never seen anyone flip the mower…bravo Kevin

Kevin's cutting service we may not cut your grass good we may not cut your grass right we may destroy your lawn but we will do it in 5 minutes or less

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣 I love your “can’t do” attitude

Kevin and simulator games are literally the best videos on YT👌

That was a very fun video. Thanks, DJ Kevi!

A new video evary day and I love them