Let the 1 vs 20 begin

@@joshfiander1683 Lol.

Ask God for mercy; I have no more left in me.

@@joshfiander1683 1v171

....These humans feasting on its carcass.

Underrated comment

Alaska has been a sandwich for longer then Poland

@@Hello-vi1xl how?

Yo, that one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it.

​@@jacplac97 Since Canada joined WW1

Hahaha haha this giggled my innerds

You legend hahahaha

That….is a terrifyingly accurate description

Ca-ca-canada, ca-ca-canada. CANADA! CAN-A-DA!

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I mean it when I say I laughed out loud

i dont think germany would be scared

​@@-E-s-o they weren't when Canada entered WWII in 1939. Hitler even mocked them and called them French failures. Hitlers asshole got severely tight once he betrayed the Russians and invaded the Soviet Union in June of 1941, then proceeded to prolapse after the USA announced its entry later that year after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

​@@-E-s-o ooohhhh you'd be surprised what we did to em during the wars. (I am Canadian) them and China

@@Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen if only the brits didn't claim most of those facts as their own xD

When your tecnical dad lets the nickname insutl pass.. Then you know its a big deal

@@articusramos808 Big Brother*

​@@Bluesonofman nah, dad is a more fitting analogy. The US would more be a big brother to Australia and Canada.

@@gilliganallmighty3 As a member of the Hetalia fandom I have to disagree with you. America and Canada are Twins, Britan is the Older Half Brother who Raised both, France is the Gay older half Brother, India is the Adopted Brother, Australia is the Brother no one sees except at family events, Spain is the Older half Brother who was a bigshot but now is a shadow of his former self, Mexico is the Half sister who is always needs help.

@@Bluesonofman that doesn't make any sense, at least Britain being a sibling. The US and Canada were both colonies made by Britain, France, and a tiny bit of spain.

So, im a lil rusty on Canadian history (actually no fkin idea to be fair), why are they successful war criminals?

As an Alaskan i can confirm it had me dying too.

Which one Is which though!?

Canada would be the successful one Russia has been sanctioned for its crimes we still be chilling

​@@BigWheel.The incompetent one is currently losing a war Edit: Can you all stop replying to an 11 month old comment, situations change.

Russian dont hate hockey

@@aisnice7421 I think they mean the country (as in government) not necessary it's people!

Or maybe “I heard Russia says they’re better than you at hockey” that would probably piss them off even more.

@@Dr.Kryptanical no one hate hockey in Russia. I live in small town with 15 000 people, and we have 3 hockey stadiums, i personally live close to one.

@@connorbegley8464 yeap, that's more like it

Thanks, was wondering what I missed

I hope it resolves soon. Critical infrastructure is, you know, critical.

@Michael Faragher I'm pretty sure it did, our revenue agency workers (our version of the IRS) said the deal wasn't good enough though, I'll update myself on the situation later but from what I recall last week they were still striking.

Is it like when the US government "shuts down" Basically they keep paying themselves and stop doing their job because of hurt feelings?

>most important federal infrastructure Lmaoooo get real you muppet. A bunch of thieves and secretaries went on strike.

I thought it was more then just grenades and flashbangs?

​@@JerichoYeet oh its so much more, but they DO love their grenades

Hehehe, 'timbit'

during I want to say the second world war there is what some circles call the 'war crime olympics' between Canada and Germany. see Germany, especially most of the men actually doing the fighting, had no idea canada was still technically fighting on behalf of the british crown so they had NO IDEA why canada was there because all they knew was canada 'didnt declare war'. so they though canadian soldiers were mercenaries and THUS free to kill when surrendering. Canadias come across regiments killed by point blank bayonets to the backs. something only possible if taken prisoner first. So began Canada's and Germany's mounting escalations of 'Just Reprisal' on the other.

​@David Fitzsimmons thank you for that summary!

NONSENSE POOPYPANTS! As long as we aren't the ones doing it, let it rip and watch the show. MFs gonna learn not to mess with Canada.

Unless it's hockey, they just suck

@@heavystalin2419 all the best hockey teams are led by Canadian Players.

@@Ticklethapicklealil And WHC, due to a 20-year non-USSR period. AND no players to have 10 Championship wins. Canada seems to only club baby seals.

You do realize that Russians are good at hockey because of a Canadian.

If you hear "O Canada" and smell maple syrup, you're already too late. >;)

If I smell maple syrup, I'm running after it! I love maple syrup!!!

​@@RabiezDeWorgen as a Canadian, I will gladly give you a bottle-or several dozen-in exchange for you not trying to slow us down.

​@@threatidentified3001I'll take that offer! My neighbor is from Canada and gave my husband and I a gift basket full of stuff made from Canada for Christmas. The maple syrup was delicious. I cant remember the name of them but the candies shaped like maple leaves were good as well.😅

Best comment 😂

Great one

Oh.....oh no!

This is so underrated come on 🤣

Heaven:shit

Hell is about to freeze over. Shit’s about to get real.

*_Totally said something witty but now ya'll never know_*

10000000% and this is from a Canadian. I'm a strong believer of fuck around and find out but for your own good leave me the fuck alone with my rez brew and dry meat, its almost hockey season and I don't wanna be bothered this close and risk missing puck drop

@@PrairieGrass420 Okie-dokie, I'm gonna be having my 7th BBQ this month while watching the big game. *Murica vs Conadah, who will win??*

Exactly

"You'll be sorry, because it ain't a war crime the first time"

well, we also have that inate ability to apologize while simultaneously ripping out your spine. Did you know that the 3 of top 5 snipers in the world are Canadian? And yes, we are #1. For a moment, examine what kind of things we do in our free time, that produce the worlds best.

​@jennifergarrett1449 you forgot to apologize 😬

Timmy’s has become Singh Hortons now

to the germans

Don’t forget the spicy can.

why does this can have gunpowder in it

Such an underrated comment. IYKYK.

​@Green13Gaming back during ww2 the Germans were getting thrown canned food and then the Canadians threw live grenades and the Germans assumed it was more canned food... it was not more canned food.

People wonder why we say sorry a lot. It’s because of what happens when you don’t… London, Ontario (a city close to me) is the serial killer capital of the world. 😅

​@@gilliesiut2332 hey vanadian from Ontario here could you please explain?

you're excused

The only thing they fear, are unapologetic Canadians

​@@gilliesiut2332 wait, what? Fuck, I live near London, in the former railway city. Damn.

Thanks, I was just about to ask what was going on with the neighbor to the north

Ummmm.... spring was late.. leafs lost.. carbon taxes, ridiculous gun "control", the new bills recently passed from c11 to the internet bullying. Anyone in an old COD lobby would be dacing about 12 years for their words by this law. We have gone from the land of the acceptance to the land of STFU and take it... we dont want to take it anymore! Yes that was twisted sister reference

Canada is the last few bastions of wilderness for forests and nature, if that goes up in flames, say goodbye to a good chunk of your planet, and a source of oxygen.

Oh no! Anyway...

Doin the lord's work

Don't even talk about wartimes man we're genuinely the worst

Yall practically wrote the "do not do" portion of the Geneva convention 🤣🤣🤣

​@@letzgetcheezy8955you mean the Geneva suggestions?😂

The Geneva Bucket List ​@@letzgetcheezy8955

Vandoos!!!

Half the geneva convention was made to stop canadians from doing war crimes...

*Canadian ww1 warcrimes intensify*

@@Ralampos taking prisoners is for the weak countries' armies

Canada suddenly becomes stronger than the us and takes over the world

@@paddington1670 as a canadian i agree

Those who "wrote" the Geneva conventions and those who follow it to the letter, or why Bucha and Izium are massacres but not genocides (they had 50 souls spared not to trespass the 500 threshhold)

​@@Arturino_Burachelini well genocide is the complete destruction of a people's, language/culture/history/population, so if some survived then it's not a genocide.

@@gidi3250Convention on Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 2: "... or in part". Interestingly, the 500-person requirement is missing there... Watched too much Kraut I guess

@@Arturino_Burachelini "genocide /ˈdʒɛnəsʌɪd/ noun the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group." Didn't know reading a dictionary made me a German, maybe it's that commie cope you got going on there kid.

@@Arturino_Burachelini what’s point you trying to make?

as a Canadian you probably should know that the C should be a capital

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

As a Quebecer I didn’t know we was like that xD

LOL

Are we ashamed we're the reason for about a third of them? Yes. Would we do it again? You shouldn't have to ask

If they air droppin tims and maple syrup in moscow.... ya Switzerland definatly going to need to update the book as we canadian's go get out timmys

I can already hear them applying articles about using Timbits as bullets. God forbid that somebody invents coffee gas!

Uh oh here we go Geneva Conventions

We might have missed the memo when the Geneva Convention happened. Thought it was a checklist

Don’t forget WWI Ypres.

We didn't want to be in Europe, the fucks in Europe made us come fight, then used us as cannon fodder after stealing the special ammo for our rifles. We were kind of testy... then we got gassed, we beat it in its first use within hours and held until we handed it off to the brits 3 weeks later (who lost the ground). Then we started using gas FAR MORE than anyone else, flamethrowers same deal, take no prisoners same deal. Basically, we don't start shit but when shit starts we drop gloves and the convention is now a checklist. FAFO.

​@@Ben_not_10That German gas pissed us off something fierce.

Don’t piss off a Canadian. We aren’t as nice as the world thinks we are haha

Or a things to do list. But the best stuff hasn’t been thought of yet. We are clever we’ll think of other stuff

*Chuckles in Canadian English - Aboot*

Pfft. We got nothing now. Half our military dont know which bathroom to use. Trudeau undid all the badass we always kept in reserve. Most of us are just trying to find a way to eat after carbon tax has made a pound of ground beef cost 25 bucks

Maybe it's a war crime or maybe it's Canada

​@@titusprecision"badass" doesn't matter when the "badass" has a gun.

@@Quintoniasyou’d be surprised. A dumbass with a gun can look like a badass, but doesn’t mean they are one. Just means they’re likely to overcompensate

@@kleinuzimacki8873 "Hey, Sarge, the Americans are here!" "Yeah, the WOKE military of the WOKE America ain't gonna hurt a fly." "Sarge, do you think their training is any different because they wear a dress in their downtime?" ^What will probably happen in any, serious, conversation should this be brought up in an actual conflict.

we Canadians are just fine unless we got a hockey stick then we may kill ya.

true

Not really the country is a joke.

@@OGslays could be worse, you could be in the USA.

@@OGslays Step 1: Be worn by America Step 2: Step 3: Profit

Geneva “Checklist”

Underrated comment, have a like.

Lolz. Our Canadian anger is slow to wake, but hard to sate…… 😈

@@kkhackett y’all have some really great military personnel up there. I’d love to seen their work in earlier years

@@nate4036 bruh. Check out the newfies from both world wars. They were straight savages. The bloody krauts used to call us stormtroopers…… The blue putties for example! Your props are much appreciate! 🍻

@@kkhackett will do

Screaming "It wasn't us this time we swear" running away full tilt.

@@marikroyals7111 *hurriedly digs trench and curls up in fetal position*.

@@a.s.3805 After they fill in the trench with them in it. Edit: To muffle the uncontrolled sobbing of course.

@@marikroyals7111 Of course, understandable

Pegahmagabow: in the trenches, no one can hear you scream.

They've always been like this. It's just that they're showing it right now.

F L E E

It's very very easy for Canada to go from democratic to dictatorship in a instant because a lot of interest and civil resolutions is based on the population and if you have a population of shills invade and take over the government process, then you can easily turn Canada into a puppet state. This is if there is no outside help or intelligence agencies to push back against this threat. China is a huge one with immigration, it's a open border until it ends up not.

Literally in hibernation since WW1

Now we just need a laser eye meme of a mounty saying "I'm aboot to stop saying sorry."

Its never a war crime the 1st time...

To be fair, Bosch was the one who invented mustard gas and everyone was using it, we just used it more, and killing of PoWs happened on both sides, though the displacement of an entire town just to burn it to the ground surprised me, I also find it funny that the central forces in ww1 called us unpredictable savages

​@@8311Bossit's okay. They called us war criminals too for turning bird and buckshot into humanshot. Trench Sweepers goes POW!

Even though it's really just a suggestion

Geneva suggestion

*OH NOOO*

Same

Hey there Ribbon

Germany instantly called the police hearing that

@@AtlasCrafted NEIN!!!!

And one of the hardest beachheads to establish! Our grandfathers did us and the Commonwealth proud

@@nuru666 Damn right they did. YE YE

So why did the Canadians sink one of their own ships before the landings? To give the German's a handicap?

@@FRailFan Honestly have no idea what you're talking about, pass the sauce?

@@nuru666 and also were the only group to claim the first days objectives on-schedule every other beach was delayed at least slightly. Actually it got to the point where the Canadians had to be told to slow down because they were getting to far ahead of the rest of the invasion.

Don’t forget about our Celtic brothers and sisters on the east coast especially those from Newfoundland!

Half the shit in the Geneva convention was cus if canana 😂

as a canadian i approve as well

Never really thought about it but that's true

Yea but we really like you guys! We're not going to pick a fight with our big brother :D

The Alaskan Bull Worm!

Howdy fellow Alaskan

Other than half of Alaska being US military bases lol

The Geneva convention didn't happen until after WW1 so they're fine

LOL

Thank you #thefatelectrician

AND THEY BOUT TO ADD MODE TO THE GENEVA​@@TheRealSU24

By god your right! Wait,then who fucked shit up so bad they had to make the GENEVA CONVENTION?!

Richard hammond voice: and theres another war criminal in the middle!

@@bigbeangames6297 America is the only country in the world that goes out its way to stop war crimes from happening. That doesn’t mean they never happen, they sometimes still do despite the aggressive and costly efforts however it’s the exception to the rule.

TBF when you have a nation that is half and half between us and the French, that's 700 years of bitter, bitter hatred mixed with cold weather and chained up with politeness, when the chains break, the resulting wave of violence is something that makes the entirety of the world shudder.

​@@rexex345considering that the first half of the Geneva convention was just a laundry list of things that Canadians have done I am not surprised at all 😂

And pair it with the Australians “she’ll be right” altitude for example the scrap iron flotilla and the waltz into a German camp to get a souvenir that was a tiger tank Yea be careful

Because until the 70’s, surviving the winter was still a thing here.

to be fair, We canadians are unhinged as fuck. Like in WW1 we fought so hard Britain realized IF we wanted independence WE WOULD HAVE IT! and In WW2 we decided "world war 1 was impressive..but world war 2 we have one person you lot don't have..GO GET EM LEO!!" and thats when a Scout a FUCKING SCOUT! Took a town all by himself! Canada is basically that one sibling who you never expect to fight expect..he goes hard!

We of all people should know what happens when that kid goes crazy

Just hope Canada tells you not to go to school tomorrow

🎵All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run 🎵

if you read up on the events leading to the Geneva Conventions you might be surprised by the main cause

Manners maketh the man.

Dont forget, we send all our angry old men to Florida. half of your state is Canadians :)

I'm not Canadian but I know what it means for good people to stop being polite... They're one good reason away from snapping and you can't really blame them..

I kinda panicked a little.

Oh some of the war rules made by the geneva conventions were made because Canadian used to do Insane warcrimes

@@blitzmustang1588 We were mad :(

Reminds me of the priest from peaky blinders, still just as terrifying

Bro I’m from the 907, we are stacked on military shit, no need to worry 🤘🫡

@@armizaa fuck yeah brother 🫡

Is there really an expectation that Russian soldiers will just... walk to America by the closest land connection? I would think going into Canada, then having a massive border that's hard to guard, would be better. Basically, Canada talks about the sandwich, too

lol not wrong@@DavidLodgeclassof

@@DavidLodgeclassofdont give them ideas😭😭😭

Little buddy knew, in the end, it wasn’t a fair fight.

He immediately went to Tim's afterwards I already know. The timbits make the pain go away.

Shiet, i feel sorry for the non canadian kid. The kid got no chance.

Canadians have 2 modes 1st is being very polite 2nd is being your worst nightmare

@@F-22. look at our preferred sport; hockey. Two teams of objectively friends will go from cheeky banter, to gladiatorial combat, and back again, for sixty minutes. To then go and have a beer about it. And our secret national sports, lacrosse, was literally war games for the First Nation peoples.

From my understanding on how audiences act in hockey games, isn't that basically the same thing?

Shit.

​@@Amanoob105In hockey, it's contained. Outside it... There are no ways to contain it.

I know I'm late af, but also as a Canadian its great to know how other countries feel about us. I love the rep of "Oh Canada? Don't worry about them. They're always nice, until they aren't."

I am Canadian

​@@kristawingate9524 The list for Goniva conventions is incomplete, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD TO IT!

Yea… successful war crimes my dudes 🤣

Yep

Everyone who has seen them play hockey knows thats a lie They can be most scariest people in history lol

Canadians aren't "super polite". You people just think they are because when you run across a rude Canadian you automatically assume it's an American.

Last time they didn't say sorry they were commiting warcrimes.

​@@jemman2906 they laughed and the us got the blame, from what I recall it was about the coalition treating Iraqi prisoners like dogs and beating them.

​@Jimmy Moreau the last time they stopped saying sorry the white house burned lol

"shit we can't do that??"

Dark! Just like my maple syrup. I like it.

holy crap, I just got that!

UNDERRATED COMMENT AS A CANADIAN

More like they'll invent new ones

Considering the story of Vince Li, that makes sense

Don't ever mess with an old cowboy once they take their hat and/or glasses off Don't ever find out what happens when Canadians stop saying sorry

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is us. We might be sweet and friendly on the surface, but fuck with us and don't be surprised what you find out.

@@HerbaMachina true

So Canada is Sweet P then?

*faint sounds of terrified German wailing issue from subterranean bunker vents* Yah, naw, Chief. Duetchlands done fucked off as soon as Canada started grumbling. They don't even ask about the danger, they KNOW when it's coming.

All of Europe gasping as Germany breaks down crying

And a few Somalian orphans trembling in fear (look up "The Somalia Affair" for that one).

@@Raiden4019 Yea that's another black mark on our record.... Sorry.

"Canada goes into civil war" "Germany invades Poland out of habit"

As they say there are 4 things all men should fear, the night with no moon, a woman’s scorn, the calm before the storm, and the wrath of a calm fellow

We only awake that fury when it's necessary. If all you do is scream and holler, it just becomes background noise. When people don't expect it, suddenly you have their attention

Canada bouta go back to 1944 and take no prisoners😂

I read that as: "there's a quiet furry hidden behind those smiles."

@@english3175 lol. yeah, we did some pretty horrific shit during the first and second WW’s.

That’s not boss music you’re hearing, Russkie. That’s FINAL BOSS MUSIC.

@@Jon_the_Wizard UH OH

@@darklink-ih3hcRUSSIA: BUT…BUT… IM ONLY A ROOK--- *russia looking up to see the final boss (Canada) standing there* Russia and its allies: I bring a message from the dawn of time… RUN!!!

Said final boss music, Oh Canada

​@@SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fyyou mean secret boss music

Don't forget all the war crimes Canada did in ww1

jesus christ…

Bro had plot armor

Holy shit wait a min, i think you are on something. Leo Major was Québécois, and canadians started to pump the Québec Bashing levels up recently... I think they are trying transform everyone in some raging berserkers only to unleash us on someone else.

1eye gone and stoped an invasion and a bombardment but lost a friend in that battle

Amen very true

They don't commit war crimes. They create the checklist. 😂

@@The.Sages.Corner well technically it’s not a war crime the first time. Can’t wait to see what they come up With for the next big one. Should make for some good history channels documentarys

lemme show you a trick we learned in ww1 (germans hate this shit lol)

Nah, Canadians are just mean prices, and they do a good job at hiding it most of the time.

well keanu is canadian and that's why.

​​@@Vertutame Adopted, his step father is Canadian, but yes, he considers himself Canadian and he spent a great deal of his life here, but he's actually from Hawaii, hence the name Keanu. But Dwayne Johnson is also half Canadian, his father is from here.

Canadians are ranked as the greatest MMA fighters on Earth in a general sense., and to put things into perceptive. Imagine growing up in a country so close to the US with such strict gun laws, how do you think we defend ourselves? Fists and melee weapons, like we did in the trenches of WWI. Beating you into submission is sort of a Canadian trademark 😂

@@Adamant1993 Elon musk is half Canadian too

Everybody gangsta till John starts running for the border

And Deadpool

We always have been.

@@nuru666 Indeed, dad was military and had a killer history teacher. Fun fact, the average canadian foot soldier is trained roughly equal to a US marine. Fun fact 2, War or 1812 is taught in the US as a minor border skirmish, we remember it as that one time they thought us an easy target so we kicked their ass THEN burned down the white house to make a statement.

We always have been. People prefer to remember us as the nice country because "the warcrime country" aint a fun title

@@jafsrob That seems to make a lot of sense.

Yeap, like everyone else said they always have been, they're known for being the happy go lucky country and being super gentle but through out history whenever they get into conflicts they win by any means. The stories from WWI and WWII are some of the most interesting stories. Not saying the rest weren't interesting just on average they are the most interesting just a lot of others are better known instead. Sorta like who knows any of Canadians who were flying aces? Almost none unless you specifically look into it because the red baron outshines by a mile. Any stories from D-day? Not often because of Normandy being a mix of mostly American and British soldiers (I believe not 100%). Also unrelated but the Australians during the world wars were also very interesting. When in war you don't really think about the infrastructure which might be needed but the Australians were at home digging tunnels and playing with explosives during the wars. For them though it's less impressive given most the world knows they have an entire season there dedicated to spiders. Literally spider season across the entire country.

when the snow starts speaking Canadian it's already too late

@@TransGirlGaming When that happens they will try to burn it

⁠@@kiramacarov Emphasis on the try. This isn’t your average, everyday snow. This is advanced snow.

@@TransGirlGaming id be more scared if it was speaking Finnish, but french/Canadian also works

@@jthunderboldt Canadians are walking genocide/war crimes when they need to be, they can be just as scary as the Finns

They are pretty much the only country who during ww2 were known to prefer bludgeoning and mauling nazis rather than shooting them

Why does that sound like a line from the fat electrician

From the stories my great grandfather passed down? Dangerously accurate

We’re not sorry

Who/what are you quoting there? Sounds interesting. War of 1812? World wars?

@@lewisw3436 Not sure if it's a quote, but I'm pretty sure he's referencing the fact the Germans were scared shitless of Canadians in both world wars because we were always the expendable and merciless attack dogs stuck at the front of large scale offenses and routinely did sh!t that would've put any central power/axis officer or official in front of a war crime tribunal. Cutting throats in the night, mixing bombs in with cans of food thrown into the enemy's trench, Kitchener's wood, that one time we burned down an entire town in Holland and killed/dehomed a bunch of Dutch civilians because we merely suspected there was a single sniper being sheltered somewhere in there, the list is surprisingly long.

UN: "Canada has stopped being polite." Germany: "I SURRENDER!!!" UN: "You're... Currently allies with Canada." Germany: "WE FUCKING KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO! WE FUCKING SURRENDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

@@raymondcroteau The Canadian Corps moved as a single force in WWI. Combined with Canada's effectiveness with artillery,gas,and trench assaults,it's why Germany coined the term Sturmtruppen. Come WWII,Nazi forces came to dread the arrival of Canadian units on a front. Same for Australian units. And if *both* arrived on a front,then morale took a jet-assisted swan dive into the shitter.

@@RiddleAnim And Easy Company thought they were badasses

I remember hearing that Canada got a page of things that you can’t do in war because of what they did to ww1 and 2 pows

@@elianimationgames1327 Most of the Geneva Conventions can be summarized as, "You see that thing that Canada did? *DON'T."*

And it's just the beginning.🙂

it said "stop saying sorry" Jesus christ it was literally directly on the screen typed out for you and you still can't quote it properly? lmao

Canadians are nice russians without the alchohol and some of the crazy shit russians got in siberia

As a Canadian with scot ancestry I agree with this.

Aaaand hitting a 12 on a 10 scale.

When the Scots, Aussies, Kiwis ans Canadians get together it's a FAFO situation and the Canadians will not say sorry...

Still waiting for the aussies to start mobilizing thier mutated animals

@@ghost1182able That's a fantastic idea I'll bring it up at the next meeting. Thanks! On an unrelated note do you think the average American could identify a funnel web spider or death adder?