Cancelling My Barista | Clark Jones | Stand Up Comedy
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Ай бұрынComedian Clark Jones jokes about having a racist barista, joining a ballet team, and the best music to listen to during a broke phase in his hilarious Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Clark Jones is a comedian and writer from Chicago. He lives in LA and has written for TV and appeared on Comedy Central and HBO.
Instagram: / clarklarewjones
TikTok: / clarklarewjones
Facebook: / theclarkjones
KZfaq: @clarklarewjones
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Clark Jones
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Lukas Day
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Narrative Loft in Santa Barbara, CA
@clear_chrysalis9219 Ай бұрын
“I said, ‘bitch’…” had me CRYING
@Cnichal Ай бұрын
I bet you he didn’t “stutter” when he said that 😭
@1yungwhoa-ej2cu Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mobid.2084 Ай бұрын
I cried too. Then I rewound to listen to it 2 more times lol.
@Dayvit78 Ай бұрын
i said... *looking around* "biiii....."
@Aayslim Ай бұрын
I just know we all said it with him😂
@enspiretheworld45 Ай бұрын
He asked “ who created gravity ?” 😂 I need whatever he drinking on. Lol
@arthurbwalya8006 Ай бұрын
"Fuck E=mc2 "😂😂😂
@RetiredRobot Ай бұрын
Yo for real, Einstein left his first wife to marry his cousin. He’s canceled 😂
@arthurbwalya8006 Ай бұрын
@@RetiredRobot family first😂
@RetiredRobot Ай бұрын
@@arthurbwalya8006 lol family first, that’s good
@randoru1871 Ай бұрын
The Ludacris bit 😂😂😂
@iSooFlyy Ай бұрын
“You can’t fuck on top of nonfiction”
@MansaKimani Ай бұрын
Right? 😅
@Loyalty_Podcast Ай бұрын
Very original I'm suprised no one ever did came up with that joke! Lol
@snowkist99 Ай бұрын
@@iSooFlyyI was 18 when that song came out and I spent a considerable amount of time trying to figure out how to make this idea happen. All my local libraries are too small and some have those giant mirrors that reflect on all the good hiding spots. 🤣🤣🤣
@Kris_413 Ай бұрын
5:34 That’s the sweetest “Bitch” I’ve ever heard anyone say 😂😂🤣
@Shermar Ай бұрын
~ That’s his ballet roots showing … He’s a gentleman. 🙃
@CluelessGardener444 Ай бұрын
It truly is 😂
@thewheeliain Ай бұрын
This guy's going places! Much love!
@matt0G Ай бұрын
no way he for sure be swiping up on google maps
@Simco_ Ай бұрын
He hits that Hannibal cadence dead on sometimes.
@AaronHatcher Ай бұрын
"but they think you ain't having sex with anybody" hahaha
@MansaKimani Ай бұрын
Not a Grand Wizard! Hahaha! Solid Set
@T25de Ай бұрын
This shit had me laughing at 730am… under a roof out of the rain 😂
@SEVAAH Ай бұрын
The "sepia toned sadness" part sent me!🤣🤣🤣
@TheSleepSteward Ай бұрын
This guy is original and has good jokes; love it!
@lichaiepperson3009 Ай бұрын
Crowdwork, spontaneous riffs, good jokes, I loved this set!
@nomessnostress Ай бұрын
I was a wedding DJ and he is not lying about the songs lol!
@FFmaxxx Ай бұрын
Loved the ballet joke flip. Reminded me of something that happened in highschool to me😅
@foy5051 Ай бұрын
Do tell...
@FFmaxxx Ай бұрын
@foy5051 lol i was a really art nerd kid in high school. Didnt have alot of friends ,so I wasn't invited to high school parties at all. Some point after high school someone i went to school with told me their was a rumor that i made puts with a dude at a party in high school. And i laughed...and said you know how thats fake? Someone invited me to a party. But i appreciated someone lied that i got invited 🙃
@foy5051 Ай бұрын
@@FFmaxxx damn... I'm happy for you🤝
@Shermar Ай бұрын
~ The people have spoken. They brought the original music back. 💯
@AndrewSwanson-pd9bv Ай бұрын
Man, Clark is so damn good. Saw him open for Hannibal years ago and have been a fan ever since. Great set!
@noirczar5280 Ай бұрын
That Ludacris joke was funny af 😂
@imerriweather1 Ай бұрын
My introduction to Clark Jones. Hilarious!!! From start to finish.
@thandoradebe1922 Ай бұрын
Shout out to the production team, too clean!
@Sharkbite650 Ай бұрын
Man, this guy kept setting up jokes and defying my expectations witht he ending. Definitely a great set!
@landcat Ай бұрын
DONT. TELL. COMEDY. Best follow ever. Clarkkk, this was excellent! Keep it up sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@TORULEZ10 Ай бұрын
Very clever and tailored jokes! Need to look up more of his sets.
@_NewtonMeter Ай бұрын
Lived in a uhaul 😂
@lightglowinthenight Ай бұрын
Intelligent! Well-timed! Actually funny!😂
@treydkicks Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 this one was one of the best I have seen.
@enzomthethwa5861 Ай бұрын
LOL They brought back the old outro song!
@izzy9506 15 күн бұрын
They did, but they shortened it or changed the section that plays! We need the rest of that piano drop! lol
@demiurge2501 Ай бұрын
big fan of the jumpsuit
@ekdaufin1485 Ай бұрын
The streets talkin’ 😂
@B-Moye Ай бұрын
"sepia tone sadness" 😭
@bruceleewayne8252 Ай бұрын
She tried tf outta you brus, also, Clark a dope name for a Brutha ! I fw that
@DeadInside-ew8qb Ай бұрын
To be fair, I loved boxes as a kid
@eldrickemc4602 25 күн бұрын
You can build a good fort
@queeffersthrlnd1620 Ай бұрын
That shit was ludacris
@Wojitullah Ай бұрын
What a set! Need more of this dude!
@anthonysartor3652 Ай бұрын
Reminds me a little bit of Hannibal Burress...funny dude
@bbbbbs2797 Ай бұрын
“Dollar general where your army at?” 🙊😂
@eldrickemc4602 25 күн бұрын
I don't think to many people got that one
@tricerenee87 Ай бұрын
Definitely need more of Clark, absolutely hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JacksonJonez Ай бұрын
Had to leave a comment so i can come back and smoke to this later 😂
@blackmarketarmy Ай бұрын
Shout out to my nigga Clarkkk
@aidandpolonsky Ай бұрын
started slow and built from there. Great 10 minutes.
@talen4941 Ай бұрын
Excellent! I’ll search for more of his talent. 🎉
@Blullaby Ай бұрын
Instant classic ✨! LOVEDDD it 🥰! A wonderful discovery as usual ❤
@djewynne9638 Ай бұрын
Love that Dollar Store bit!
@conorcawley Ай бұрын
Hell yeah Clark! This rules!
@famfamfam5782 Ай бұрын
😂 wedding song order is so true too. Crowd didn’t get the Luda joke enough
@edgarflores5569 Ай бұрын
Totally diggin' this guys comedy! He's great! Greetings from Arg
@rathersane Ай бұрын
That Ludicris song sounds a lot like Dr. Seuss. Was he propositioning Sam I Am?
@anywallsocket Ай бұрын
Dam I been closing the app on some ppl, stupid I never figured they doing it on me 💀
@jasonjohnson4803 Ай бұрын
Solid set. Funny dude, lovely delivery, pace and jokes.
@_NewtonMeter Ай бұрын
He funny af
@paulfirenze7213 Ай бұрын
Super funny. Great set. Def worth watching
@SL-hq9mg Ай бұрын
I spit my cereal out laughing. Rarely a comedian gets me to laugh so many times during their performance.😂
@macfable Ай бұрын
This was really great, looking forward to hearing more! Anyone else hear some similarities to Hannibal Buress in his delivery? LOVE IT
@Phoebe62697 Ай бұрын
Clarkkk you're make me happy 😂 9:35
@andrewblair370 Ай бұрын
what a solid set man!
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Ай бұрын
I laughed out loud!😂 That's the pass for me!
@__jacky.bones__ Ай бұрын
🤣🤣 this dude is so fuckin' funny!
@jedipat204 Ай бұрын
Great set 💯
@NobodyButD.W. Ай бұрын
Loved him!😂
@JiNKillaZ Ай бұрын
I ordered a Grande not a Grand Wizard Lmao!!!Classic😂😂😂
@Elmerphant Ай бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!!! EVERY SINGLE JOKE WAS BARS
@Davepacheco1986 Ай бұрын
If you've been to a white wedding reception, you've heard it😂
@MrJ17J Ай бұрын
Randomly found this channel and just love it. I'm hartd to please when it comes to comedy but you guys seem to find gems.
@djmusichd Ай бұрын
This was good 👍🏾
@baddiebutters Ай бұрын
Awesome standup! ❤
@michaelosuna1784 Ай бұрын
Luda joke was hilarious made my morning
@_okedata Ай бұрын
this is brilliant
@vivsevs1087 Ай бұрын
Hey you guys got the original catchy outro back! Did the owner decide to chill out?
@garrettclarke2266 Ай бұрын
responding for the algy, my man needs more exposure
@jamie.cooley Ай бұрын
bro is hilarious 😹
@ranecacrawford6763 Ай бұрын
Loved it!
@sb-b3071 Ай бұрын
Fkn absolutely killed!! 😂😂😂
@squirt40 Ай бұрын
Yo the Luda joke had me dead lmao awesome set man
@deadcorpert619 Ай бұрын
This was so good!
@KLCOMBS13 Ай бұрын
I enjoyed the way he set up the Ludacris joke.
@demarjones1042 Ай бұрын
Lol 😂 😂 this guy good
@romelldawkins5515 Ай бұрын
Great set 😂😂
@Vpeezy66 Ай бұрын
The andriod hate is real 😂😂😂. Dude was pretty good definitely checking checking his stand up out
@user-zc7xw8dx6y Ай бұрын
So good dog 🐕 keep it up
@amitg2476 Ай бұрын
Funny every single minute🔝
@DingoAteMeBaby Ай бұрын
Wow, this set was immaculate.
@johnbrosius7632 Ай бұрын
Man this dude is gooood!
@Chrisreedbeats 10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 he’s good!
@purplehill03 Ай бұрын
Holy fuck this was so good
@battlescorn Ай бұрын
Great set
@squidprophecy Ай бұрын
i’ve seen Clark a few times in LA - he’s great!
@vincentsteenhoek9151 Ай бұрын
Man I got those same shoes! Equalityyyy!
@clarklarewjones Ай бұрын
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
@dibidubu4168 Ай бұрын
i laughed a lot!
@haryel5058 Ай бұрын
He was Gooddd 🥰👌🏾
@wolfmcqueen9153 Ай бұрын
“Kick ball change” is a Jazz Dance step…. I’m straight, I promise.
@fairygurl9269 Ай бұрын
😂Grew Up The Oldest
@antonleimbach648 Ай бұрын
Hilarious!
@motaharehjadidi5875 Ай бұрын
Funny set😂😂
@katherinejacoby5915 Ай бұрын
I'd love to see a comedic collab with u & Hannibal Burress...y'all are both intelligent & have similar delivery styles...PRETTY PLEASE LETS SEE THAT SHIT HAPPEN🫶🏼🙏🏼🫶🏼🙏🏼🫶🏼😁
@robertstokes9034 Ай бұрын
He’s doing Hannibal Burress. 🤔
@Cnichal Ай бұрын
?
@ripsey_muscle Ай бұрын
I felt that
@robertstokes9034 Ай бұрын
@@ripsey_muscle no hate, but every comic has to find their own voice. 🤷🏾♂️
@clarklarewjones Ай бұрын
That’s a great compliment. Hannibal’s a great comic and a friend, we’re from the same city. Much success to you
@-.-E-.- Ай бұрын
Very funny!
@Steve-xo5pq Ай бұрын
Im sure someome has made a stand up about this, but clan (used a c to avoid auto mod) ranks always crack me up. "Wizard," really? What are they a LARP group? 😂
@baileylynch2817 Ай бұрын
I know I can’t be the only person who had to go and listen to fantasy to hear these lyrics
@JBongOH Ай бұрын
This dude is niiice I phux with him
@amanAMAN01 Ай бұрын
😂
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