Amputees & Viagra | Comedian CP

Amputees & Viagra | Comedian CP | Stand Up Comedy

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3 ай бұрын

Don’t Tell Comedy produces weekly shows in 100+ cities across the US in unique locations for a one-of-a-kind comedy experience! The location is kept a secret until the day of the show and the performers are a secret until they hit the stage! Check out our website for upcoming live shows in your city! www.donttellcomedy.com
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CP is from Detroit and can be seen on "Detoiters", "Love Life", "Run the World" and the upcoming Hulu show “How to Die Alone”. Be on the lookout for CP's full special “Sunday After 6”, dropping soon!
Instagram: / comediancp
TikTok: / realcomediancp
KZfaq: @ComedianCP
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Credits:
Written and Performed by CP
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

Пікірлер: 615

@conniesometimes 3 ай бұрын

"The year was 1" took me tf OUT 😂

@simo_mdluli 3 ай бұрын

it did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@claudettewaites641 2 ай бұрын

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

@jimbeam7636 3 ай бұрын

"My vision was purple, notaproblem" 😂

@topdollarrific 3 ай бұрын

Even though the set is under 15 minutes, this is a CLASSIC! 😭😭😭

@michaelfaulkner5839 3 ай бұрын

That “why would you respond to an email that you were BCC’d on” made me laugh so freakin’ hard 😅😅😅

@matgonzalez6272 3 ай бұрын

“You are here for notes, don’t ever respond” 😂😂😂

@galaxylucia1898 3 ай бұрын

Omg I had to pause for that one cuz it took me a while minute to recover😂😂😂Whew!!

@BlaqRon85 2 ай бұрын

Shit was GENIUS

@westbaltimore4337 2 ай бұрын

I’m Got a Baltimore city public school education. What does it mean

@azahias9 2 ай бұрын

@@westbaltimore4337BCC stands for “blind carbon copy” where the email is basically directed to someone specific and and also sent to a relative group…so now, which girls was he talking to and which were the generally relative group? 😂 Girl who responded was clearly not the main recipient of the email 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I’m aware that I explained the joke and accept any roasting that happens to me as a result 😅

@thenopasslook 3 ай бұрын

she looked like a chess piece 😂😂

@davidinirio3310 3 ай бұрын

bruhhh 😂😂😂😂

@bwar05 3 ай бұрын

I hollered

@spiritledpoetess394 3 ай бұрын

CP, this set, is by far the most brilliant set! Another level Powel*!

@uaintseememaaan8901 3 ай бұрын

I was not expecting that. I screamed 😂😂😂😂 CP is so unpredictable. I know he roasted the hell outta kids back in grade school

@sydneymurray9974 2 ай бұрын

Insane😂😂😂😂

@daindigokid 3 ай бұрын

"With no anesthesia... Adam was like aaahhhh!!" I'm crying.

@Ohwowthatshowwedo369 2 ай бұрын

Fell out on that part 😂😂😂

@GuyWithBoard 3 ай бұрын

Bro I'm laughing so hard I cannot breathe right now

@davidnyasha 3 ай бұрын

can't breathe?, did you take one of 'em pills

@dozhadeville444 3 ай бұрын

I’m in my car dying laughing!! The people in the car next to me think I’m crazy

@charlesyoung1908 3 ай бұрын

MFk’er hurt me too ! Damn, that was funny AF !

@UncommonLtd. 3 ай бұрын

I stg 🤣

@GuyWithBoard 3 ай бұрын

@@dozhadeville444 don't yt comment and drive, kids😡

@irjr6175 3 ай бұрын

Looking like a whole pack of “ hmmhm “ 🤷 😂

@wilburcollier4927 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sarahm7053 3 ай бұрын

"the prescription was some of that shit" 🤣

@MRKOCAINN 3 ай бұрын

CP ain’t shyte 😂. “Looking like an Oscar award”

@sagelovee 3 ай бұрын

He saaaaid “dance your ass back to the kitchen with a spoon” 😭😭😭 so many highlights to this one goddamn CP 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

@lordsxman 3 ай бұрын

This guy has timing, charisma, and wit. Perfection combination. I'm looking forward to seeing more from this guy!

@USERTM7 3 ай бұрын

Check out All Def.

@Fedetk 3 ай бұрын

If you haven't yet, you should check the All Def Roast Me series. He appears there and is one of the best.

@sydneymurray9974 2 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@starsmash7491 2 ай бұрын

Yea his jokes are crafted and actually make me consider the artistic qualities of comedy

@krystalfavors6646 3 ай бұрын

He took us all to hell with with this one 😂😂😂😂🤣

@charlesjazzieharper 24 күн бұрын

STRAAAAAIGHT ONE WAY FCKN TICKET🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@MsMizz1 3 ай бұрын

That rib out without anesthesia scream 😂😂

@Fedetk 3 ай бұрын

CP: "I'm a roaster." Having watched the All Def Roast Me series, I think that's an understatement.

@NateDFunkt 3 ай бұрын

MASTERFULLY Done!!! 😂😂😂 "I'm ON THE WAAAY..."

@zmang4271 3 ай бұрын

That musket joke blew out my denture 😂😂

@albertosierraalta3223 3 ай бұрын

Man this shit was so fucking funny😂😂😂. From start to finish I couldn't stop laughing. Every joke was a banger

@drehunter593 3 ай бұрын

This fool got me when he said' God did a taste test just like a man 😂🤣😭

@starsmash7491 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was gonna make an immaculate conception joke right there!

@Dirt_Yurp 3 ай бұрын

Warms my heart to see he was such a fair leader in jail for the weekend

@mikeweezy6288 3 ай бұрын

Bro this was hilarious cp has the most original comedy I’ve ever heard…I’m in tears 😭😭😭

@hi-tych 3 ай бұрын

Bro, I was washing my face in the shower and almost drowned from laughing too hard. My ass was gonna be on the waaay to heaven. Lol

@Triggdarichwarrior 3 ай бұрын

He kilt that! I been watching him for a few years and he is always super funny.

@djrj6668 3 ай бұрын

Me too but he hit a new groove with this one

@JH-uu7jl 3 ай бұрын

Best set I've seen in months. Every single joke run is perfection. This guy's material and delivery... fantastic.

@peacelovekindness 3 ай бұрын

He’s excellent! The jokes came from all different directions! The man has amazing range :)

@DonaId_J_Trump 3 ай бұрын

I might be tripping but I think this is the best set I've ever seen from CP 😂

@whylife8980 3 ай бұрын

5:32 that joke REALLY hit him 🤣 Peak Comedy!!!

@derrickkirkman595 3 ай бұрын

This dude is a Storytelling Master. I'm Definitely looking for more of/ from him. Got That DAWG In That Boy!! 💯✊🏾💀😂🤣🤣

@MotifBeatz 3 ай бұрын

Yoooo…I watch a lot of stand-up and when it’s good material, I’m smiling from ear to ear. But it’s been long time since a comic had me laughing and hollering this loud! Real tears, bruh! 🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

@DiamondChainSenpai 3 ай бұрын

This was the illiest 13 minutes I’ve ever seen in my life🤣🤣🤣😭😭

@Itsant33 3 ай бұрын

I actually saw CP in LA for a don't tell comedy set in LA but not one of the taped ones. Love the Viagra story lol. The other comedians that night were really funny too.

@premiumdre5228 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I had to find my inhaler halfway thru this set because I was dying laughing.

@olikah4667 3 ай бұрын

‘I’m on the wayyyyy” 😂😂😂😂

@cggoddard6181 3 ай бұрын

BCC IS CRAZYYY😭

@tnt2324 3 ай бұрын

I’m so glad I’m a supporter of CP. This was hilarious! I watch his podcast every Wednesday like clockwork.

@manchick7648 28 күн бұрын

You might just want to type the full name.

@ArgueWithTheMajority 2 ай бұрын

His greatest joke is that googling his name puts you on an FBI watchlist. Amazing set. 😂

@creativeness68 2 ай бұрын

When he said, "with no anesthesia" I was eating an apple and began to choke. I wonder if this video could be the cause of my death. Laughing too hard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Terrielmr 3 ай бұрын

CP is one of the most underrated comedians on the planet.

@terriblefarmer5918 3 ай бұрын

I'm mad that I laughed at those amputee jokes...but that ish was hilarious 😂

@ZachariaYonis 3 ай бұрын

Finally CP on here, dude too funny man

@alialammar7080 3 ай бұрын

Don't reply to an email you have been BCC'd 😂😂😂

@KuLaidTheeEntertainer 3 ай бұрын

The reinvention of the viagra joke is genius my boy !!!!

@OfficialOGBossman 3 ай бұрын

DTC does a great job getting different comedians that are pretty consistently good but CP is on another level he got me crying laughing. Even his physical comedy was on point.

@andrescrux 3 ай бұрын

Men we gotta Musket 🤣🤣👌

@sedichauke9167 3 ай бұрын

"With no anaesthesia" 😂😂😂

@DevoutFrenzy 3 ай бұрын

Best set I've seen in a long time! Watched it like 4 times back to back laughing so loud I may get a noise complaint. As a corporate employee the BCC joke got me good.

@mjlewings 3 ай бұрын

CP KILLED THAT SET! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@rashadc.7006 3 ай бұрын

Bruh! Top 3 sets I’ve seen on DTC. “I’m on de way!” 😂😂😂

@MarayaGavin5839 3 ай бұрын

CP NEVER EVER MISSES!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 EVER‼️‼️‼️

@dozhadeville444 3 ай бұрын

Watch this 4 times, its a Special! My dawg is Top 10 in the last 10 years

@sosa2214 3 ай бұрын

Faxxx

@trevorking1021 3 ай бұрын

CP always be killing I!

@khiaratt 3 ай бұрын

"I'm on the waaaay" 🤣🤣🤣

@arthursevergnini8533 3 ай бұрын

That last bit fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

@TrustMelDontCare 3 ай бұрын

I honestly think CP is the best comedian ever featured on this channel. I've come back to watch this 5 times now, and I still cry in laughter as I'm watching it 😂

@chasehlee7197 3 ай бұрын

😂😂I can’t stand this man😂😂a chess piece?

@Huemaimu 3 ай бұрын

CP did amazing! He’s definitely the best I’ve seen so far.

@Rozilla2006 3 ай бұрын

One of the best to do it! CP we need a hour!! Netflix what up!!!!!

@d.a.asesociety1773 3 ай бұрын

Why are you so fuggin funny!!!😂😂😂

@Dirt_Yurp 3 ай бұрын

I’ve seen him so many times at the beginning of chocolate Sunday videos, nice to see him to standup

@skrillmatic9092 3 ай бұрын

Man that was hilarious!!! He is definitely one of my favorites right now

@Jujizzle915 3 ай бұрын

CP is quickly reaching legendary status already 🤣🤣🤣

@etimani7282 2 ай бұрын

His whole set was straight 🔥

@kashrex 3 ай бұрын

LMBAO! 😂😂😂😂 more reaon why CP is in my top 5 comedians

@asie5651 3 ай бұрын

What a treat!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t stop laughing out loud the whole time 🤣🤣🤣 That lady in the front with her man represented all of us🤣🤣

@troue1 3 ай бұрын

Looking like an Oscar award is killer 😂😂😂

@terrencemurphy 3 ай бұрын

One of the best comics in the game right now.. ain’t even close 🏆

@ayyaz.4864 3 ай бұрын

I'm watching this alone on my couch at 2AM but this guy gets a standing ovation from me, bravo 👏👏👏

@wishiwasnthere-jd2we 3 ай бұрын

“On the way”😂😂😂

@robertvega3078 3 ай бұрын

That Toy Story 2 had me crying

@real_ari_gold 3 ай бұрын

Best Don’t Tell set in a while 😂😂

@AnastasiaVPea 3 ай бұрын

Definitely not.

@beatgeekmuzic 3 ай бұрын

Everything that came out his mouth was funny 😂😂😂

@TheSleepSteward 3 ай бұрын

This guy is amazing! Just one after the other constant 12 minutes of funny. And if you weren't laughing, you were smiling! Great set! Loved every minute of it!

@Zebra_Cakes 3 ай бұрын

Holy shitttt man. 😂 I laughed harder than I have in a long ass time. This guy had the best set. 😂

@ledgm108 3 ай бұрын

This was a solid set from beginning to end. Definitely looking for more of this guy

@StanfordtheArtist 3 ай бұрын

Laughed out loud all through this vid. Watched it in the middle of the night, so I tried hard not to wake up my neighbours🤣🤣

@rocketosborne3017 3 ай бұрын

on a scale from 1-10 on how good that was, that was like a 100 😂🤣🤣. Well done man! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Well done

@HiphopPushpromo 2 ай бұрын

CP is one of my favorite comedians. Been following him for 6 years now. He's truly gifted at telling comedy! lol

@awolr 3 ай бұрын

Great show! Loved the physical comedy. Looking forward to seeing more of him

@Trai_Schmoke 3 ай бұрын

I keep tellin everybody he the most original and funniest comedian hands down

@kechilovescomedy 3 ай бұрын

Yooooooo! This was crazy funny. This man is a BEAST! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

@dannycoc2828 3 ай бұрын

CP has me always laughing like a child. Genius and brilliant and with a great rhythm. This set is pure fire and energy and really high quality. A fan from 🇮🇹

@Wonderwhoopin 3 ай бұрын

Musket!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joejohnson9857 3 ай бұрын

It’s been a while since I watched a CP set… worth the wait! 😂 hilarious

@LitBoxTv 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant and fresh material. He’s definitely going places.

@CashCowSlay 3 ай бұрын

this has to be one of my favorite sets ever 😂😂😂

@waltdiesel 3 ай бұрын

Man, this guy is so funny🤣🤣🤣

@pay_attn 3 ай бұрын

Appreciate the originality CP 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

@summer_glazed2818 3 ай бұрын

I gotta stop watching these sets in public. Got me acting a fool 😭

@musiqnlove 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious is an understatement! CP is a genius. A whole bag of mmm mmm!!! Bruh that took me out

@tashabobasha2382 3 ай бұрын

So glad to see CP on here. Great set! 👏🏾👏🏾

@naturalscratcher9498 3 ай бұрын

This was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾CP💪🏾🔥🔥

@kareemjohnson8059 Ай бұрын

Detroits finest bruh..I come back every couple of months just to hear the viagra story...its brilliant 👏

@muhkintosh24 3 ай бұрын

Amazing story teller. I was rolling at the end. The beginning wasn't for me (definitely for someone tho) but glad I stuck around.

@calvinfrazier441 3 ай бұрын

I will lock the door and start pinching ears is crazy 😂😂

@mathewmcfool 3 ай бұрын

Netflix special please, he's ready

@JordanBotello 3 ай бұрын

Literally my fav comic to see live. 🔥🔥🔥

@Wealthg4ng 12 күн бұрын

“CP re-enter rooms until ninjas notice him” 🤣🤣

@KingBrahma-xw6mt 3 ай бұрын

I held in my laugh for that chess piece ion wanna go to hell 😂😂

@Micahjamaal 3 ай бұрын

Cp podcast . Lol just waiting for him to blow . He always funny

@user-xg2cv9qk3n 2 ай бұрын

The best set I've seen in a long time! Amazing!