Gas Stations Are Getting Ridiculous. J Bliss

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Gas stations are getting ridiculous, not necessarily the gas prices, but the questions they ask at the pump. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from J Bliss, J starts off by talking about his problems at the pump and then continues on down a hilarious road that is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. Whether it's ninja practice or a smart kid making you feel dumb this full Dry Bar Comedy special from J Bliss is just what you need to get a good lauch.
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@feralkat9370 2 жыл бұрын

Bliss was really good! Slow burn, relaxed humour! Didn't want it to end.

@SyndicateTheLonelyGun 2 жыл бұрын

That was EEEASILY the most solid drybar performance of all time. Hats off to J.Bliss.

@Smyrna37 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy i found this channel. Laughter is the best medicine

@fiusionmaster3241 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@isetfrances6124 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t agree more, doctors should prescribe 🤓

@MellowYellow. 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@kentuckynative9452 2 жыл бұрын

Doctors won't prescribe laughter because IT WORKS and they can't make money from it! I think we should start calling comedians "Doctor".

@katiemorrie1463 2 жыл бұрын

I watch it every morning ❤️

@TheCoca84 2 жыл бұрын

This man is so right. I never had snacks in my house growing up. We were never offered snacks in between meals either. If there was snack food in the house that was for packed lunches. My little girl lives the life, she gets snacks and we fill her water bottle every morning so she always has a drink. I remember my parents telling me to drink water from the hose because if I came in one more time, I was in the house the rest of the day.

@ricardoscale1285 2 жыл бұрын

Lol sound like we had that similar childhood lol. Drinking from the hose ain't too bad lol

@thisaccountisntreal107 2 жыл бұрын

My parents said the exact same thing about drinking from the hose I eventually convinced myself I like hose water

@lesgettit1942 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisaccountisntreal107 all that bacteria tastes so sweet though

@mizomint4197 2 жыл бұрын

What's a snack?

@MrTPain 2 жыл бұрын

@@lesgettit1942 invigorating!😋

@owleyes5599 2 жыл бұрын

Love this guy. Actually laughed out loud and that doesn't happen too often. Wish I had been their...they're...there!!!

@bostonmizer1397 2 жыл бұрын

🤣👍🏽

@Madsassy 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@darrenbenson2606 2 жыл бұрын

👍

@DntUTlkAbtAntHenny 2 жыл бұрын

😠"Day'uuummm"!!! I forgot 😳(they're)💩😡 I had a stroke...It has been difficult recalling "words" something that I once enjoyed so much...Now I struggle with spelling no matter how many letters...but I am getting better as each year passes...I do not speak on stage anymore because words didn't flow anymore... 😵😵😵😵😭I forgot they're "WTF"!!! Now I am rethinking everything I have written in the past few years😭

@catherinegilliam4202 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@popenashe4767 2 жыл бұрын

Ghetto girl bit was clever as hell 😂😂😂

@thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198 2 жыл бұрын

Punchline about the ghetto chick? This white woman fell out of her chair, ROTFLMAO! So spot on! Loved his, 'smarter than him', daughter too! So funny. This guy was freakin' hilarious! He is wholesome and fun. Great delivery, without any lag. Humorous from start to finish.

@shaunnacross9727 2 жыл бұрын

I HAVE got to find more of him. I've been so depressed lately and I've laughed so hard. Ty!!!

@LearndingLife Жыл бұрын

Hope you've been finding more laughs lately. The struggle is real, and it sucks, glad you are able to laugh! This guy is amazing. Blessings!

@SongOfSongsOneTwelve Ай бұрын

Hope you are doing ok! ❤😊

@lcifermorningstar191 2 жыл бұрын

I tell my Mexican kids we don't have AAA because we call Triple M My cousin My brother My son

@phatpatatit 2 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one Buddy. Good Family and support are a blessing🙏

@catherinegilliam4202 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😆

@missmike3693 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ricardoscale1285 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha good one !!!!

@jeffl4802 2 жыл бұрын

I would have thought this was funny if it didnt unnecessarily describe your own children as Mexican. Why do we need to know this? Because Mexican also starts with M? AAA isnt just in The United States of America. Also... Mexico is in America too

@allthingsnu4673 8 ай бұрын

Thanks J Bliss and Dry Bar for the clean and very funny entertainment. You guys show that comedians don't need to use profanity or inappropriate content to make us laugh out loud.

@dsb8283 2 жыл бұрын

His delivery is great and his jokes made me laugh out loud. Great set! Dry Bar is probably the best KZfaq channel and it continues to showcase such talented comedians.

@KeithBlade 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 💯

@juansanchez8148 2 жыл бұрын

@adammarko1992 2 жыл бұрын

This and the Sci-fi channel dust are 2 of my favs!

@Growmap Жыл бұрын

Yes. He's very funny in a low key way. I've only ever watched one Dry Bar set that I left in the middle. All the rest were funny.

@iamtremorris 2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest stand up I’ve seen in a long time. I was in tears! J Bliss should have more recognition for sure

@JBLISSCOMEDY 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'm sure it will come in time 👍🏼

@brettblute7739 2 жыл бұрын

@@JBLISSCOMEDY That true Tré, J caught me, thinking I wasn't paying attention but I was. I chocked on my own mouth sweat. Huh, maybe I don't know what that means. Still funny!

@Growmap Жыл бұрын

@@JBLISSCOMEDY You're very funny. Thanks for this video!

@johnnyonthespot4375 2 жыл бұрын

That closing joke was outstanding ! I love coming across gifted comedians that I wasn't aware of ~

@3DCGdesign 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it at “My nieces be trippin’” and I felt like it went over the heads of the crowd.

@deejay306 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Def agree

@madenee2612 2 жыл бұрын

Yup, clear from the faded laughter😂

@noctxrnal_cnvs 2 жыл бұрын

Had me DEAD!!!!

@nickelsass 2 жыл бұрын

Over like a fighter jet

@midkort 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it either.

@deinellpugs 2 жыл бұрын

Nick Jr..... what's gonna work, teamwork...lol. I fell out. The audience got it 🤣

@teresajparker7227 9 ай бұрын

As the parent of a gifted child. I can totally relate.

@Mj-nd6wt 9 ай бұрын

This had to be one of the best comedy specials I've seen in a long time. We didn't only get to laugh but we also got educated at the same time 😅

@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын

You know what I like about comedians? When they’re funny. I like this guy.

@rhicks8476 Жыл бұрын

"NINJA PRACTICE!!"...OMG, ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣 Too fresh and ridiculous!!

@larryburns8054 Жыл бұрын

This guy is so good I mean really good. So tight so spot on he relates to every human being on this planet. He's speaking to every race, every gender, and every social economic. Your comedy is coming across to everyone! Bring it on!

@thisismagacountry1318 2 жыл бұрын

As a half Mexican I approve the car wash joke.

@jessicayoung7132 2 жыл бұрын

Love that last highway left lane calling part LMAO........."They guy behind me called me to call you to get over" Love it.

@maureenblaqyoga 8 ай бұрын

That would cause a lot of accidents on the road 😂

@williamwallace9826 8 ай бұрын

This man is genuinely FUNNY! I loved his whole routine.

@TC-gx3qn 10 ай бұрын

This was one of my favorites on Dry Bar. His delivery was so smooth and he maneuvered effortlessly from one topic to the next. Very witty, original material. Well done! 👏🏽 I would pay to see your show live.

@duaneanderson5578 8 ай бұрын

0l89😢9o8o9pii8m.khv 😮mk8

@suprchickn7745 2 жыл бұрын

The guy is a complete natural. Great stuff!

@JBLISSCOMEDY 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that!!!

@DaMoNarch91 2 жыл бұрын

Obviously recorded in the before-times. Ninja practice 🤣

@austenhead5303 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, ninjitsu got real popular.

@JBLISSCOMEDY 2 жыл бұрын

Yes February of 2020... who knew?

@robinsonkaspar3395 2 жыл бұрын

Whole lotta ninjas out here these days

@Ajblagburn 2 жыл бұрын

Keep masks weird

@nexusSix_237 2 жыл бұрын

Before times...lame

@amandaa1105 2 жыл бұрын

These jokes felt really original. Made me laugh 😂👏

@ricardoscale1285 2 жыл бұрын

I agree lol

@meganmagnuson8522 2 жыл бұрын

I could listen to him all day 😂

@fiusionmaster3241 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he had some great jokes!

@meganmagnuson8522 2 жыл бұрын

@@fiusionmaster3241 agreed lol hopefully they have him back again soon

@hummingbird_saltalamakia 2 жыл бұрын

Near perfect comedy

@JBLISSCOMEDY 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!!! Great feedback

@meganmagnuson8522 2 жыл бұрын

@@JBLISSCOMEDY you’re welcome 😊 you’re really funny! I can’t wait to see another special ❤️

@maryannturton9830 2 жыл бұрын

What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!🤣

@nicolehubbard3536 2 жыл бұрын

My kids are 16, 18 and 20, and still, every once in a while when the phone rings, someone will bust out, "the phone, the phone is ringing!" Those kid's songs stay in your brain. 😆

@Sindollx666x 2 жыл бұрын

I still get random sesame street clips and songs in my head cuz I watched as a kid, then my mom had a day care in our house till I was about 10, so obviously it was on frequently. I lived with my Dad, Stepmom, and their 2 toddlers for 3 years, and they watched it, so now I'm 41 years old and randomly ill sing 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 ...6, 7,8, 9, 10, eleven, twe-eh-eh-eh-eh-elve! Or the little girl being sent to the store to buy a few items for her mom repeating "a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of buttah." I can still picture the animation in both too. (There's so many more random sesame street clips from the 70s, 80s, & 90s permanently embedded in my brain pan. Lol. I'm glad my lil bros Barney & Thomas the Tank Engine finally went away. I was in high school spending the night a at girlfriends house one weekend and We were flipping thru channels nothing on, it got stopped on Barney for a second, and I decided to test myself if I still remembered it, and sure enough I was able to tell everything that was going to happen in the next 5 minutes and even what songs they'd sing. I have no kids, but I sure have paid more than my dues helping raise them and having these things in my 🧠!

@ricardoscale1285 2 жыл бұрын

Lol yep Team Umi zoomi still stuck in my head lol

@tarae5380 2 жыл бұрын

Toooooo cute. And it's so refreshing when our kids can remember simpler times in their childhood...kudos to you!

@nefertitithompson5003 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 very true

@jesuschristiscallingyou953 Жыл бұрын

😁

@exxiethewriter3567 2 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that the voices singing back sounded like they were primarily moms XDDD

@akimbofurry2179 2 жыл бұрын

Yah, think there might of been one guy, but the wyf vocals was brilliant.

@dovie2blue 2 жыл бұрын

Of course

@bighomieJ5X 2 жыл бұрын

That Backyardagians song is forever burnt in my brain 🤦🏾‍♂️

@ramengirll 10 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard at a recent comedy special in a loooooong while. Really funny dude!

@gingerella7934 8 ай бұрын

He is hilarious! Love the license plate cell phone idea plus he would be great for a Netflix special!!!

@michealbohmer2871 Жыл бұрын

That last joke actually happened in Australia. A guy, with a dashcam, was driving on the highway and came up behind a tradesman who was driving slow in the fast lane. Because the tradie was in his work ute he had his business number printed on the back. The guy with the dashcam rang his number and, when the tradie answered, he asked him to move over into the regular lane and explained that he was the car behind him. The tradie gave a friendly chuckle, apologised and immediately moved over into the correct lane. The dashcam guy thanked him and they gave each other a friendly wave as the dashcam guy overtook the tradie.

@nenaelliott8058 2 жыл бұрын

Freakin brilliant. I'd love to see more of this guy.

@cliffg.4205 2 жыл бұрын

I was a fan of this guy in less than 5 minutes. He's really good.

@fiusionmaster3241 2 жыл бұрын

Nah man, he's awesome

@fiusionmaster3241 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant is an understatment

@nenaelliott8058 2 жыл бұрын

@@fiusionmaster3241 maybe you and Webster's should become better aquatinted.

@fiusionmaster3241 2 жыл бұрын

@@nenaelliott8058 Who is Webster's m8?

@kimleone5496 Жыл бұрын

Funny guy!! No snacks at my house either, except when grandma came to visit. It was pb&j or baloney and cheese for lunch, and oatmeal or corn flakes for breakfast. I finally liked pb&j again

@evasakura9168 8 ай бұрын

*I could listen to this guy for hours*

@skbnvacaville 11 ай бұрын

DryBar Comedy IS BY FAR THE BEST thing going on 25/8! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@guiltygreen 2 жыл бұрын

I love that he set up the Asian family joke with the accurate cultural information first, and then his parody. It made it a hundred times funnier and delivered so well (versus being offensive). I love it!

@fiusionmaster3241 2 жыл бұрын

I agree m8

@snowfox7739 2 жыл бұрын

Well said!

@nathanielyoungman4454 2 жыл бұрын

Would've been funny either way. Get over PC bs

@snowfox7739 2 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielyoungman4454 TIL that being a decent person is "PC bs". Grow up.

@johnpapa8681 2 жыл бұрын

I've gotten to where Dry Bar is the only comedy channel I watch. This guy is funny!

@stevemcmahan8277 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious!! He should be on greater stages. He could have his own tv show.

@JBLISSCOMEDY 2 жыл бұрын

We can all hope that will come to pass!!! Glad you enjoyed it!!!

@FreeGaza.Laurie 2 жыл бұрын

I ageee, it’s my 3 rd time watching in 24 hrs

@samanthamarie6012 9 ай бұрын

Drybar can be hit-and-miss but this guy is really good

@J0yB0mbad1l 8 ай бұрын

I didn't even hesitate responding with 'TEAMWORK". My Dad is almost 50 and he still says, "Nis is serious"😂

@justinstruyck9989 4 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha. I just yelled "WHATS GONNA WORK? " from the bathroom and my wife and kids just yelled "TEAMWORK" from the living room. Oh boy and the backyardagains dancing. 😂🤣😂🤣

@SarahTheSassy71 2 жыл бұрын

"Braying is hee hawwing... I ain't know it wasn't called hee hawwing" 😂

@Traewing Жыл бұрын

I promise, Utah gets the best comedy from Black comedians!

@justifiedlife1595 5 ай бұрын

I really love his relaxed personal style. It comes so natural to him.

@Meetyouthere777 2 жыл бұрын

Donkey: “Man, it went down last night”😂

@sashaminx75 8 ай бұрын

Just discovered this bit like 2 years later. 🤳🤳🏾 Excellent set while relaxing.❤️‍🔥😂

@bwar05 2 жыл бұрын

Easily in my top 5 Dry Bar sets! Had me laughing from start to finish!

@lawschoolpro 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh the snack thing is so on point. It’s to the point now, I call my family hobbits….three dinners and stuff.

@lauriepeters5936 2 жыл бұрын

He is so good! Really funny and his delivery is spot on! Love the " swim cap " joke! Hope to see more of him!

@lobaaluvsart593 2 жыл бұрын

THE PHONE... ..THE PHONE IS RINGING!

@j10001 2 жыл бұрын

Cell phone number on the license plate is an AWESOME idea!

@adub4174 Жыл бұрын

Tyrone’s songs were always the best too bahahaha

@Michaelkaydee 9 ай бұрын

"Can you woo woo woo" 😂😂😂 I died... (Jeffery Osbourne wants to see you out back for a minute 😂)

@JBLISSCOMEDY 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@tarae5380 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for taking me back to Yo Gabba Gabba and Blue's Clues. I miss those days with the children because they are adults now LOL... you get a thumbs up for that joke.

@victoriawaldron3826 Жыл бұрын

That not blue's clues

@driggs2109 2 жыл бұрын

"I am NOT Darius Rucker." 😂😂 Great start!!

@anaderol5408 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Had to Google Darius...not sure he's that well known outside US! Or at least he'd not penetrated my consciousness but great music!

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

Seen The Notebook 40 times- you must be a great guy. 🥰

@jimmycrackcorn7627 2 жыл бұрын

I loved 'either the bug is gonna kill y'all or y'all's gonna kill the bug'.🤣🤣🤣

@donnatelley4532 8 ай бұрын

Great show!!!!! I laughed out loud the whole way through! I love the cell phone car tag.

@cindyrissal3628 10 ай бұрын

I LOVE the numbers on the license plates idea...🤣🤣🤣

@KaRLa66626 2 жыл бұрын

The phone # on license plates....HAHA!! It sure would be helpful at times!

@jesuschristiscallingyou953 Жыл бұрын

Wow, this guy is so good! 😄

@billcaddy359 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God the deaf joke had me dying 😂😂😂

@maureenblaqyoga 8 ай бұрын

They would never ‘hear’ the joke anyway 😂

@caroldieball4293 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was AWESOME!

@malirabbit6228 2 жыл бұрын

I broke my arm and was off work for a while. I started to watch the Backyardagians ! I feel in LOVE!

@kentuckynative9452 2 жыл бұрын

Fell

@anaderol5408 2 ай бұрын

@@kentuckynative9452 I KNEW what your reply would say before I clicked on it. Given the their / there etc joke ...you're on point! 😂😂

@wtbmorezvifflemeyer 2 жыл бұрын

That deaf joke 😆

@kimberlyhenry8244 2 жыл бұрын

I love the part where he is talking about the germ mask!!! Who knew we would all be wearing them!😂

@genevievegreene4684 2 жыл бұрын

This channel is amazing, and will forever be amazing! Thank you for providing hilarious content everyone can laugh at for the community of KZfaq and Provo!

@Loregasmo Жыл бұрын

This guy has great delivery and no hecklers, amazing.

@douglasreeves9938 2 жыл бұрын

Young man, at 5:25, you made me pass 12 year old scotch thru my nose. Well done!!

@Sindollx666x 2 жыл бұрын

Ooouuuccchhh!!! & that's a fallen soldier if I ever heard of one!

@grandmalovesmebest 2 жыл бұрын

You are supposed to DRINK it!

@jayg1438 2 жыл бұрын

7/3/22 and a lot of people in NY still on the way to Ninja Practice 🤣🤣🤣

@angelicastea9053 2 жыл бұрын

The Parentinggg bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kevinrobb8367 2 жыл бұрын

For his first time at drybar he was extremely funny.

@mzungu_man6363 2 жыл бұрын

Deaf joke killed me. Time stamp 16:00

@maureenblaqyoga 8 ай бұрын

This was a great, funny and original special. The donkey joke and ninja practice really made me laugh 😂. And I approve the first great idea.

@mardearicks8133 2 жыл бұрын

He's very funny!

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for correcting the Mexican impression.

@eugenesnell6600 2 жыл бұрын

The cell# on the license plate is brilliant! I hate when people in the fast lane only go a couple of miles per faster than those in the slow lane.

@BeComingNyrell 2 жыл бұрын

Not enough ppl clapped for not passing prejudice on to your kids for me

@bakerfresh 3 ай бұрын

Shame. Shame. Shame. There, I passed on guilt so we can be grateful for not passing on guilt. We are now...better.

@Redmenace96 Жыл бұрын

J Bliss is fantastic! Is this guy a national act? His timing, phrasing, and observations are really rich. Great 26 minutes.

@JBLISSCOMEDY Жыл бұрын

Appreciate the compliment!!! Glad you enjoyed the set

@dvldog_ 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best sets I've seen in a long time!

@JBLISSCOMEDY 2 жыл бұрын

Wow 👍🏽💪🏽

@rhondita95 2 жыл бұрын

He’s hysterical!

@omfgishBenneh 2 жыл бұрын

This is so annoying as someone who spent time travelling around the US, there were certain gas stations I couldn't go to because the stupid zip code thing 😅

@thisaccountisntreal107 2 жыл бұрын

Next time try and pay inside You can use a debit card with the cashier and it's a different system You could also just go to an ATM and pay cash Just some ideas if you get stuck in this position again

@omfgishBenneh 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisaccountisntreal107 yeah, I could have done that, but that was extremely inconvenient - since I was road tripping I was filling my tank, and was unsure how much that would cost, so I could only prepay, and sometimes I overestimated how much fuel I'd need, and ended up having to get money refunded. Very annoying 😅

@tallmaine Жыл бұрын

Solid performance. Connected with the audience and everything flowed well.

@ermejia13 2 жыл бұрын

You killed it 👏 my 10 years old loves you too, she was laughing hard 😆

@ldlockhart-lutzow9421 2 жыл бұрын

OMG! I didn't realize that about the Backyardiagins🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sashaminx75 8 ай бұрын

Yep, yep 😂

@thisgame2 2 жыл бұрын

Less than one minute in and I'm looking at moving to Utah.....badabing. At 3m40seconds I realized this guy is a genius. That joke is a IQ test He takes kindergarten level race jokes and raises it to Harvard level. This dude is really a talented comic