First day of being born, the baby is heavy, but is backed with muscle. Oh my god, imagine it growing up and being as strong as its parents. I would love to see that ngl.

That baby would be born with a mustache and the ability to bench press the Charming Lady. Also, a poro somehow.

An iceborn following the teachings of Nagakabouros... the potential of such a child.

A literal UNIT

Girl with a beautiful mustache!

facts

Ong

Good. Sex is dirty and meaningless.

@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 not really i dont view it has meaningless, i don't want kids tho.

@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 I kinda see your point but biology disagrees.

Why did he skip VI? I don't know.

@@tomatoheadfd He Did Vi with Cait

​@@rootlo vi and cait can't bang

@@adamantobserver8655 why

@ogur wym why??

Nooiceeeee... wait cassio and kat sisters?

@@ShadowMonarchGod yes. talon is their adopted brother

There are funnny lines between garen and katarina.

Isn't Elise in that family too? She might be referring to her and if she is then Necrit already went over that

@@gakkari9668 iirc no, kat, cass, and talon are of house du cutou and elise is part of a different house but i dont remember the name

Sure shes a mother, but we dont know how voidborn reproduce, so maybe she never banged anyone

yep i dont know what happened to gentleman cho gath after corporate mundo acquired his company must be really hard feeding all the kids

maybe Rek' sai reproduces herself when she eats a lot of "mass" Ex. 100 kg of food, could be 10 void spawns or whatever they call them.

As far as I know void creatures don't bang. She might as well puke out the children.

@@ArmoredPandaa To be fair, most Void spawn are created in the void, by the void(watchers). Rek’sai is the only void creature (that we know of) that has managed to reproduce (or produce) on Runeterra. So no concrete info either way, 50/50. But deserves to be mentioned as a potential banger, since that is currently a trait unique to her. @necrit Justice for Rek’sai!!

and gain movement speed to flee

*P E R F E C T I O N*

He also would have a harem of 4.

"Hit and Run"

Jhin could probably go for 4 rounds *Without reloading*

YES!!!!! His quotes and Illaoi's are my favourite regarding Garen and Kata

@federica_napoli I'm a real big fan of all of Tahm Kench's quotes. He's such a sophisticated speaker, but still sassy at the same time. He's great.

@@rsprodftw1 so true, he's really soothing to listen to

I think they used to be married but then chose work over love

SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA DON'T BE SHY, DON'T LET THAT THING GO BY. YOU WANNA. *KISS THE GIRL* -The Kench

if swain and leblanc are in the same team, swain says something like "i guess this makes us enemies with benefits"

ig he mean it politically

And with Rhaast he will have bitches in minus.

No bitches??? 🥺

L+ratio+no bitches+touch a real weapon+get consumed.

@@aatroxtheworldender933 I fully believe that Rhaast is more of a hit with the ladies than Kayn.

just a random gd player: „Mr. Cauliflower that's something Aatrox or asol would say” I the part about the weapon was inspired by Aatrox's taunt

Swain also hints at that when he W's Darius and says "No daughters, only soldiers", hinting at the fact that he does have daughters yet only see them as soldiers, like the girl who kills his lover.

Draven gonna be a good uncle.

I think this has to do something with Necrit's english, maybe he misunderstands some things. He is probably not an english man, he lives in Praga after all. I think this because in his video where he talks about all champion's power levels, he places Jax very high on the list, because he says he beat an Ascended in a 1v1 battle. But that is not true, in the story "Where Icathia Once stood", it is clearly stated that Jax only cut down the head of an incapacitated Ascended( in the story it was said that they toppled a mountain over it). I think he misunderstood something, but even if he has good english, he can still miss things that are quite important in the story, and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon, while it is false.

@@tamas9554 dude his English is just fine he probably just missed something

@@not58me "Just missed", I doubt its easy to miss something like that, especially if you speak english fluently. Its bad if he misses something, because if Necrit states something untrue about the lore all people who watch him will think its canon

Braum usual W

Lmao Praying Mantis

So yes head?

I guess we can say he *got head*

LMAO everybody in my country calls him a cockroach........and I don't know why?

@@old_potato6921 idk maybe some flash backs to that time his R gave him some resistances and he was hard to kill like one

I just hope his girl version is pretty or without a beard on her face D:

@@bennetttheunluckyguy6428 the beard adds flavor

@@bennetttheunluckyguy6428 dravens clone would clearly not be a girl ;)

There is a rule34 market for DravenxNeeko then

@@r_A_ven then a clone draven in a dress :/

Context?

​@@Matt-qp8zt Zac x Riven is her most Popular ship. And they are a cute couple im my opinion

200 years of collective experience...but at what cost? 😂

Or maybe he meets Neeko and becomes Draven Draven in an attempt to outdraven her

this comment is a roller coaster, I love it

selfcest lmao

@StarChaser909 female draven will be great

why would ryze be able to do that?

Read this as her UTI

Eve and TF fucked in the old lore

Bold of him to assume her ripping my face off wouldn't be fulfilling to me

@@jeanpierre9721 it's only a skin

@@opheliebell22 Old lore

Vk

Same, but im not suprised Ezreal hasn't scored tbh

Wasn't there a a meme thing between ezreal and taric?

LMAOOOO WEAKKK XDDDD

IM FUCKIN CRYING LMAOOOOO

They do be fuckin

I almost fell out of my chair reading this lmao

lmaaooooo xD

"My ghost sister teaches me how to flirt with girls" sounds like an amazing Light Novel title I'm not going to lie

It's sad that he trained with so many weapons, but not his own

@@libsoric6693 that's an anime title you got there

I really get some Alabama vibes from Aphelios and Alune tho

Lol haahahah

Same

Must have been a very fun 3 hours.

Fun fact: You're lucky

Fun Fact: Nice

It made for a surprisingly good bit of bonding

And occasionally trying to learn baking.

Pantheon sigma male grindset > Viktor sigma male grindset

@@Miraihi youll never be baker. That line hit him hard... RIP BOZO

@@maximegagnier8448 nah pantheon and viktor grindset belongs in the hall of chads.

@@dazedfaze3801 together with braum. poros > all else

Could be that line is coming from beating the meat experience and not the actual experience.

according to what we learnt from arcane the dude prefers to stare at magical thing in his basement and rarely sees other people so no wonder he’s a virgin

Braum is the perfect man, we all admire him!

For real Braum can slide it with Ms.Fortune and Ilaoi and got free 3 some but our man is to pure

hes soo good that Annie call him Daddy xD

Braum's got all the poros though

lmao

U forgot tf and graves :(

@@imfunkingivincible886 they never did

you could do one about skinlines just you can say akalynn :)

what about sett or did i not look properly

She is a doll 🤨 1 years old 💀 Call 911

Loto (the dude) and Tama (the singing lady).

Illaoi and Miss fortune were simping after Braum in Ruined King. Him an Ahri were just best buds, she was too busy going after Yasuo

@@blackitten81 Dude it's just a fish man with two fish wives

@@hydel_almighty3056 the cute one goes for the edgy emo. Is this an early 2000s rom com. Lmao

that nami stuff is not canon though, it's only in LoR so not main canon

Lol he will go completely berserk.

Oh man.... braums gonna need that shield

Illaoi be getting freaky with them tentacles 😳😳😳

Too bad is fiction, race mixing is not real

@@redwojak5182 ???

“Apheli- God dayum you are going feral on her. I can see why you had to drink the poison…”

Ignore the Sett × Aphelios shi-​@@r35ct12

If the series continues and fleshes out more of the continent, including all the other regions, I think riot will adopt that and retcon the current canon lore. I mean, it's easier to build a story on a tangible cohesive media rather than kinda connected ones like the comics and what not. But idk, time will tell. Hope it does come to that tho since I'm a huge fan of the story telling of arcane.

How is it not canon by the way?

@@jordancherepanov8557 Necrit did a video and some details didnt line up with the universe lore so riot said its not canon

@@meir34610 Is there a source?

@@jordancherepanov8557 literally riot? LMao

It is the one true ship

And because someone commissioned a truckload of... art.

@@arkdirfe Ah.. Worgenhard..

Love the comics

@@armandkhan2756 they're usually called Doujinshi but ok...

Mordekaiser is just 5 yordles in a suit of armor.

And at this point hes problably banging kindred already

I don't think Mordekaiser gave enough of a shit for that tbh, he probably only had the goal of taking over Valoran in his mind and didn't want to waste time on that

@@OdraudMaster pls don’t mention kindred in any nsfw way. I get flashbacks to something I don’t want to talk about then

Sion is his last descent.

How?

@@TheAnonimoshadow She can transform into Draven himself

Not Draven, DRAAAAAAAAAAAVEN

@@emiajartsal1464 lol

I doubt the relationship would go both ways though.

some of his predictions were off tho. people in prison do bang. so theres a good chance sylas likes some of that homie love. and slaves also have sex. that how baby slaves are created. so xerath was bangin also.

@@Teddy-se8qb sylas was completely isolated and behind a corridor and an enormous door, i highly doubt he could get any with other prisoners

Lux was visiting him quite often ;) but I have doubts anything ever happened there

@@est_halley if the person who gives him food has some feelings then it might be possible right?

@@Cloverwing my fanfic says otherwise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How tho? I didn't follow his story at all.

@@stormson6129 Yeah, I have no idea what He's talking about?

@@stormson6129 he was married . So duh he banged . But his wife died so boohoo

@@stormson6129 don't know if you're joking, but to answer your question : his whole lore if the fact that he's trying to find/revive his wife whom he loves very much (to the point it's a joke in the fanbase, but in fact it's Logic his dead self is obsess about it, like kalista with vengeance and other undead with a final will before their death) So yes, he most certainly ''banged''

He is Gwen’s father so….

... WHAT

Nono continue on...

Cursed

@@Fusrodog cat stuff

The Darkin is also gay?

Yup. And like… Multiple different champions mention them having a thing

she could definetely quickly travel through demacia without getting spotted if she was in the area i guess garen likes surprises

Yep and LOR is supposed to be cannon accurate

Card game interactions is no longer canon for a long time now. Its all "what if's"

@@qdog8367 Card game interactions is no longer canon for a long time now. Its all "what if's".

How is veigar helping?

@@majdavlk649 lulu is the one who is helping people which she didn't intend to do

@@siorai2089 lulu is the one who tries to help but ends up causing chaos veigar tries doing bad stuff but ends helping people every yordle has something ironic about them

@@majdavlk649 he beats up bandits thinking they are normal people and that ends up helping people instead of hurting them

the entirety of veigar lore is how mordekaiser used him for evil but once veigar escaped he only thought of evil things but ironically he ends up either helping people are doing mundane things like messing with farms

it makes more Shurimans

you didn't have to call me out like that

people be doing the banging on valentine's tf?

What is valentine's day?

Underrated Comment 🔥👍👍👍

"their affair grew reckless", or as i interpret it, they smashed

I thought you said Hecarim instead of Hakim, and i was going to say...

Who's hakim?

@@tenritniehtnoyugmodnar5661 he used to be camilles lover and also the man that turned her body mechanical. He offered her to run away with him but she refused because of her duty to her family. After her surgery he disappeared from her life because he couldnt stand seeing her like that

Are you going to say no to the giant spider lady?

@@beo3828 she can try all she wants, but i have the power of yasuo maining on my side.

As she should 💅

Fr, i hate it, it just feels forced

My boys getting love lets go

Maybe It was someone else on Swains dialougue he mentions about daughters

@@JinKolmak_TaKo Swain says "No daughters, only soldiers" because where the comic implied that Decius was Darius' son, the community for some reason assumed Invetia was also his daughter which was never implied.

I think this has to do something with Necrit's english, maybe he misunderstands some things. He is probably not an english man, he lives in Praga after all. I think this because in his video where he talks about all champion's power levels, he places Jax very high on the list, because he says he beat an Ascended in a 1v1 battle. But that is not true, in the story "Where Icathia Once stood", it is clearly stated that Jax only cut down the head of an incapacitated Ascended( in the story it was said that they toppled a mountain over it). I think he misunderstood something, but even if he has good english, he can still miss things that are quite important in the story, and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon, while it is false.

@@tamas9554 "and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon" This. This right here, it's always bothered me. I'm a fan of Necrit, I've been following his channel for over five years- before he started to blow up. So I can, with confidence, say he's wrong a LOT. I think you're right in that it has to do with the language barrier, but he's misinterpreted so many things over the years. Now that his channel is huge though everything treats his interpretations like law, and it peeves me out because they're not. Oh well, at least a lot more people are into the lore now thanks to him, so I can't really complain.

this is my first necrit vid, but I honestly wasn't impressed with the accuracy. Yes this is a meme vid so accuracy doesn't really matter, but still. There were a lot of stretches and assumptions as well. Just one example, 5:28 he presents a direct quote as hard evidence. Problem is, it doesn't prove his point at all. Just that Elise is the dominant one in the household, with no sexual connotations.

to late, even the feet of vastaya and wyverians look alike.

Not really ..

KDA Evelynn is a different story...except KDA Eve just bangs Akali.

Fuck no, lol. She brings people to the height of pleasure *then* tortures them.

it's a hell of a feeling tho

Actually she does it before you get to do it so it's only pain

He probably smashed my yasuos skull.

Well, we know that he enjoy Camille

@@SheinelI that's urgot. He has a thing for... legs

I presume he was a rapist. War criminal at least. Like the whole fucking Noxus

​@@xuanthanhnguyen4856you forgot the *sniffffff*

“She has the gun in the relationship” ~ a riot account about Senna one time

@@lorieslori8051 yeah no lucian is getting pegged

Senna also "joked" to Lucian that when she was stuck in Thresh's lantern she met a ghoul and made ghoul babies. Anyways thinking about it how do you comfort a suffering soul/s.

eluciandated

@@gremlinswrath2822 You have *transennated*

Dude that would make a great champion I think, image one of he's wife as a general

@@Significantharrassment I’ve always said this since his rework, I’d love to see a new faction introduced for Mordekaiser and his generals similarly to the Shadow Isles

@@duwanglover3424 I do have a theory in which Viego will return as a general under the will of Mordekaiser

LB included?

@@Significantharrassment I feel like Mordekaiser might probably return once Viego disappears with Isolde to the Afterlife (Camavor’s spirit realm).

Jinx also went on a date with Ziggs in one of the comics

@@Majoraspersona 💀

@@Majoraspersona date? she didnt even think he was real

@@Majoraspersona She didnt go on a date with him..

Ekko has also a crush on Janna

Go Visexual.

Remember the image for the lunar year as well. Vi and Caitlyn are holding very close to each other among other canon couples like Lucian and Senna. So I feel like they're also canon in core universe ❤️

Weird

I feel like thats surely not quite accurate to every single place in the world though. So I'd say not necessarily

@@darkchakra22 You think that's wierd? Ever heard of Primae Noctis?^^

In our world that's mostly true, but who knows in Runeterra?

What a good and valueable observation.

YES! Shyvana and J4 needs to be together! I mean, need I say more?! The conflict in Demacia would finally move forward because lots of peopla wouldn't want a half dragon as their queen, and there would likely be a war! I'd love it damn, Ana x Jarvan are my fav couple after all

It’s probably canon at least that J4 loves Shyvana, since he mentioned loving one of their kind when talkin Sylas, but considering what happened to J3 and the Ruination, man it probably threw a wrench in that relationship.

@@rimurutempest4945 All we need is a Shyvana rework, so their story can move forward! Also, Shyvana is in love w/ Jarvan too I think. League of Runaterra has a voice line when Ana dies and she mourns Jarvan's name so...

@@sebastianbogac4248 god I hope they move her story Pantheon style rather than rework it totally. Like, maybe she accept’s her dragon side more and she grows because of it or something

@@rimurutempest4945 she'll likely get a rework in the future after or before Skarner since Riot doesnt wanna work on that champion cuz they thought Ana will win it. Soooo a visual update and a more complex backstory would be fine as hell. We need her to be Demacias queen!!

Yes because in old lore when the league of legends was a canon thing they met and dated there I think but now that lore is long gone so it isn't clear if it is canon or not, definitely not confirmed

Card game interactions is no longer canon for a long time now. Its all "what if's"

@@pauliussipavicius4658 Liar!

@@-DarkAvenger- Im not, even necrit said same in one of his videos, and showed tweet from riot(or one of the devs?)

@@pauliussipavicius4658 they can't handle the truth. Let them dream

insert lipstick emoji

poor rumble

Thats so weird because teemo acts like a boy scout

@@thegreatscribbles960 Teemo is a grown ass man LOL.

@@thegreatscribbles960he’s old af bruh

What song is this ?

Two and a half men theme

Men men men men men men men men.

@@isaiahkayode6526 men men men me me me me men, whohohohooo men men men men meeeeeeeeeen

Sylas looking at the warden : "wingardium leviosaaaaaaaaa !"

Or make people drop soap

Masc bottom 😩🤞

There was no record of bang in the splash art

He won't Cause if he does so he has to face responsibility and if he runs away from it he will be no different from his father who abandoned him Plus Sett is a mama's boy

Sett acts like a tough guy but in reality he is a big softy who would probably ask her mom for permission before doing adult stuff

The man and woman are his lieutenants.

Is he gay? Or european?

Makes me laugh every time. And SO TRUE.

The lore rewrites are fucking weird sometimes, Delmacia went from being a Kingdom that has mages to a kingdom that doesn't allow them period.

lol wacky

They used to be sisters, before the massive rewrite.

@@Bettersucksaul Kinda creepy ngl riot.

They were supposed lovers from the start I think(l think their designer mentioned this) but I think riot was afraid to realize this idea but now times changed and they can make it Canon but they were supposed to be lovers from the start I think