Chickfila Drug Dealer

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johnbcrist

johnbcrist

3 жыл бұрын

"Basically we wait behind the dumpster on Sunday and wait for people who forgot they were closed, then we sell to them at a significant markup."
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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@robininva
@robininva 3 жыл бұрын
The small zippy bag with one nugget in it..... 😂
@elsienicole5663
@elsienicole5663 3 жыл бұрын
Right?!?! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@zeldamee8216
@zeldamee8216 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@morgan0179
@morgan0179 3 жыл бұрын
Yup! That's the part that really got me! 🤣🤣🤣
@SyntheToonz
@SyntheToonz 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it's not even a regular nugget. Looks like mostly breading.
@sweettee6827
@sweettee6827 3 жыл бұрын
Took me all the way out 😂
@emilyquimby8453
@emilyquimby8453 3 жыл бұрын
" I know so many homeschool moms!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GYakobian
@GYakobian 3 жыл бұрын
My Wife: “Not. Even. A Joke” 😂😂😂😂
@thatguyoveryonder
@thatguyoveryonder 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that hit home. 😆
@emilyquimby8453
@emilyquimby8453 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatguyoveryonder same though 😂
@TheJoyfulHomemaker05
@TheJoyfulHomemaker05 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lewis3853
@lewis3853 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah when she said that at first I was like, “🤨 where is she going with this...” That was strike 2 John 😂
@iammakoa.
@iammakoa. 3 жыл бұрын
“You guys gonna blur out my face” Sitting in 4k
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
🗣👥👤🕵👲 blur out my face? Like they do drug dealers! 🤡🤢🤠😎 ya that was the best one yet! Lol 😂
@RobotMowerTricks
@RobotMowerTricks 3 жыл бұрын
You know they shot this on a Sunday too, because there was no way they found a drive-thru at that time of day totally empty.
@shelfcloud487
@shelfcloud487 2 жыл бұрын
If they’re open, someone’s in the drive thru.
@cookieschoice4537
@cookieschoice4537 2 жыл бұрын
Chic filet is closed on Sunday.
@cynthianewton3987
@cynthianewton3987 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, so right
@cynthianewton3987
@cynthianewton3987 2 жыл бұрын
@@cookieschoice4537 That's why (s)he said they shot it on a Sunday..
@dirtdiv3r
@dirtdiv3r 2 жыл бұрын
@@cynthianewton3987 (s)he? Hezekiah is a male name, weirdo.
@raterus
@raterus 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Esau selling his birthright to Jacob because he had the munchies
@angelicaw7725
@angelicaw7725 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought of too!
@DivaDelgado128
@DivaDelgado128 3 жыл бұрын
Ha, yes!
@OurKindofEntertainment
@OurKindofEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@elizabethmarshall6151
@elizabethmarshall6151 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jsnpojarify
@jsnpojarify 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhhhaahahhahahahahaahhah
@OurKindofEntertainment
@OurKindofEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
If she was losing her mind over a sandwich, I don’t wanna see what she would’ve done for a waffle fry
@jybler007
@jybler007 3 жыл бұрын
:)!
@ryanemigh1942
@ryanemigh1942 3 жыл бұрын
Or if that sandwich was a spicy deluxe. That lady would’ve sold one of her kids for that.
@emilyquimby8453
@emilyquimby8453 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanemigh1942 or the family Bible 😂
@littledancingfawn
@littledancingfawn 3 жыл бұрын
I love the chickfila sandwich ( minus the pickle). You can keep the waffle fries, but please give me a chocolate chip shake! 😍🥰 That’s my order every time. They used to sell the kale and broccoli salad with the sweet onion sauce and candy pecans. 🥰 They replaced it with some yucky salad. 😞
@jeanbean1390
@jeanbean1390 3 жыл бұрын
The pain is real, my friend
@themoldysoldier
@themoldysoldier 3 жыл бұрын
When you put the “nug” in the baggy I lost it dude. Hahahaha
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@expobro81
@expobro81 3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@TheLordCinderbottom
@TheLordCinderbottom 3 жыл бұрын
BK with their 10 for $1 nuggies must be slingin' the Krokodil version of chik-fil-a
@marybethduke3263
@marybethduke3263 3 жыл бұрын
If lovin' Chik-Fil-A is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
That's an old Song! Lol 😂🎼🎵🎶🎤🎧🎹🎸
@romanalillian
@romanalillian 3 жыл бұрын
I remember my mom showing me that ad, I still hear the ol’ chick-fil-a jingle 😂
@GYakobian
@GYakobian 3 жыл бұрын
The pulling against the seat-bealt made it 🤌🏼 - 😂😂😂
@JaneDoe-dx7ii
@JaneDoe-dx7ii 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Girl just go to the ATM 😂💵
@JaneDoe-ip5yl
@JaneDoe-ip5yl 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jojospeechy4761
@jojospeechy4761 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing! ATM!!!
@shenanigann1449
@shenanigann1449 3 жыл бұрын
Venmo? 🤣
@clintandbecky7198
@clintandbecky7198 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 was thinking the same thing. Your mind don’t work right when have the crave and it’s right in your face 😂
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
ATM 🏪🏢🏦🏛🏙🎭🇺🇸 Lol 😂
@mootpoint7053
@mootpoint7053 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever that woman is, give her an OSCAR! For best acting in a drug deal situation at all participating Chicfila's!
@a1sauce44
@a1sauce44 3 жыл бұрын
“He’s not even on Spotify, this is raaaaare” 😂😂
@romanalillian
@romanalillian 3 жыл бұрын
*looks* *at* *same* *CD* *nervously*
@memecream5834
@memecream5834 3 жыл бұрын
Still looking for it
@JacobEaves
@JacobEaves 3 жыл бұрын
I hope CFA paid this man for this video because this was an incredible ad 😂
@1blondidea
@1blondidea 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!!
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Ya they need the money 💰 because Gays won't eat there! Chick-fil-A are a Christian restaurant!💒⛪⛪⛪🌈... Lol 😂 i know Bc my sister won't eat there! 😵😷😷😷😷
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 3 жыл бұрын
@@bettyschneider5268 Odd....my CFA has many gay employees as well as customers.
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
@@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 my sister is gay which i don't approve of! She wouldn't stop at Chick-fil-A in Maryland because she said they didn't like gays! God doesn't either! Amen 💒⛪⛪⛪🌈
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 3 жыл бұрын
@@bettyschneider5268 That "Chick-fil-A hates gays" is a line that leftist groups use to raise money for their groups. The leftists are upset because the company chooses to donate money to charities the leftists don't approve of. (What a concept...earning money and choosing to spend it how you want, right?).
@cchico41
@cchico41 Жыл бұрын
She’s a great actress! Someone give her an award already !
@FinancialShinanigan
@FinancialShinanigan 3 жыл бұрын
Only a matter of time before John mixes some Mcnuggets in for greater profit margins
@littledancingfawn
@littledancingfawn 3 жыл бұрын
That’s LOW!
@thesaltiestnugget
@thesaltiestnugget 3 жыл бұрын
Someone’s well versed in the dark arts...
@jojospeechy4761
@jojospeechy4761 3 жыл бұрын
Good one! 🤣🤣
@raterus
@raterus 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't have even thought of that, what experience you have selling....oh my
@brywalker7199
@brywalker7199 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this twice
@nashmartinez4096
@nashmartinez4096 3 жыл бұрын
“shooting polynesian sauce directly into his veiens, tragic”
@MarkMcDaniel
@MarkMcDaniel 3 жыл бұрын
*veins. True dat.
@nashmartinez4096
@nashmartinez4096 3 жыл бұрын
@@MarkMcDaniel ahhh shoot bro i didn’t even notice lol
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
@@nashmartinez4096 We knew what you meant! Lol 😂🤳💉💉💉
@samk9799
@samk9799 3 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace 🙏🙏
@davidjones2102
@davidjones2102 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you shouldn't do that!!??! They should put that on the box!!
@aaronjones8891
@aaronjones8891 3 жыл бұрын
As a Chick-fil-A employee this is what it feels like there is so many people who come in like every day sometimes twice
@OurKindofEntertainment
@OurKindofEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t sit up here acting all high and mighty because I would’ve been as desperate as that woman if the dealer whipped out a cup of mac & cheese 🤣🤣🤣
@jybler007
@jybler007 3 жыл бұрын
:)!
@brandyweems8326
@brandyweems8326 3 жыл бұрын
if you like mac and cheese,try arbys mac and cheese....I literally have withdrawals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nadogrl
@nadogrl 3 жыл бұрын
Chicken. Tortilla. Soup.
@brandyweems8326
@brandyweems8326 3 жыл бұрын
@@nadogrl its amazing isn't it!! 🤣💜
@Sereous313
@Sereous313 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandyweems8326 mix in just a few squirts of arbys sauce, takes it to the next level.
@AuthenTech
@AuthenTech 3 жыл бұрын
My pleasure! 👏
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 💃🚶🏃😎🏪🍔🥘🍕🍱
@devon7584
@devon7584 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I buy extra, don't wanna end up like this poor woman. Leftovers are better than desperation LOL
@andrewplehn4805
@andrewplehn4805 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, but let's be real. Who on earth has the power to resist Chic-fil-a in their home for a whole day?
@ShamirYukno
@ShamirYukno 3 жыл бұрын
I had to learn this the hard way. 😢
@aydenduke2556
@aydenduke2556 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewplehn4805 i got half a strawberry milkshake in my fridge from yesterday, its not gonna last the night
@darkriku12
@darkriku12 2 жыл бұрын
Especially better when you heat leftovers with an air fryer ;)
@kctechie
@kctechie 2 жыл бұрын
It's just wisdom to buy one for Saturday and another for Sunday. 😁
@sevp.8185
@sevp.8185 3 жыл бұрын
They both are soo good in acting together, it just matches perfectly ❤
@mercyp7151
@mercyp7151 Жыл бұрын
HIIII SEV!!!! Good to see your a fan too ! I just discovered John today 😅.
@sevp.8185
@sevp.8185 Жыл бұрын
@@mercyp7151 heejjj my deeaar nice to see you here! Well then welcome to the gang I guess hahhaa
@sheem.2450
@sheem.2450 3 жыл бұрын
As a person who lives in New York City... And Chick-fil-A is only downtown... Whenever I'm out of town and I see one... You best believe ima run to it. 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️ then I remember its Sunday. 😭😭😭😭😭
@MeOhMyOh2324
@MeOhMyOh2324 3 жыл бұрын
I’m shocked you even have one. Thought they would have been canceled by now lol
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 3 жыл бұрын
I know that feeling! I resort to Canes or McDonalds for a chicken sandwich, it’s just not the same lol
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
That's because Chick-fil-A are Christians!💒⛪⛪⛪🌈
@Delroy61
@Delroy61 3 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? There's a Chick-Fil-A in Midtown Manhattan. Like "right there". Downtown? No way my guy Right across the street from that park (not central)
@jh8077
@jh8077 3 жыл бұрын
Bro is so creative with these video ideas😭😭
@jybler007
@jybler007 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@noneofyourbusiness302
@noneofyourbusiness302 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tedlogan5628
@tedlogan5628 3 жыл бұрын
Times are tough....Thoughts and Prayers to the Sunday Sandwich Seekers!
@hines862009
@hines862009 3 жыл бұрын
Culver's is way better.
@musicmaker1311
@musicmaker1311 3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😂
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
You have to put your own toppings and sauce at Chick-fil-A don't you? 🏪🇺🇸🎭🍕🍝🤔
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 Жыл бұрын
This should be a movement totally, we need more chicken lol
@evavox9761
@evavox9761 Жыл бұрын
May your honey mustard never run dry. 😔🙏
@lorigthefirst
@lorigthefirst 3 жыл бұрын
Not even a full 30 seconds in and I lost it at “... honorably discharged” 🤣 💀
@Professional-fh1ow
@Professional-fh1ow 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he was putting the nugget in the dime bag!😂🤣
@bbrown5862
@bbrown5862 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of John using brass knuckles is the funniest joke in the whole sketch.
@maggie8452
@maggie8452 3 жыл бұрын
“Haven’t had the opportunity, but I’ve always wanted to say this: “My pleasure.” 😂😂
@troymillerpgh
@troymillerpgh 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he crossed a line here... But we all jumped right on over with him 🤣. "My pleasure."
@lewis3853
@lewis3853 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... yeah you right 😂
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
It was funny. That's why!🃏🎯🎲🎲🎲 Lol 😂
@kimberlysims2349
@kimberlysims2349 3 жыл бұрын
She starts scratching...I'm dead 🤣😂
@jonkirkwood469
@jonkirkwood469 2 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part. Subtle. Dead on.
@cristea9429
@cristea9429 3 жыл бұрын
I went vegan several years ago and Chi-fil-a chicken is my only weakness. If my family mentions “let’s get CFA,” I get pissed! If they bring it around me, I steal nuggets like a crackhead. The addiction is real!
@damaribrackett1159
@damaribrackett1159 3 жыл бұрын
👏😂stay strong my friend god speed
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂🥘🍔🍕🍱
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Ya they probably put Food enhancers in the chicken nuggets and all their food? Makes you come back for more? 🤔🤓🤠😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸... Lol 😂
@thehero81
@thehero81 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kimberlyjennings618
@kimberlyjennings618 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂 I’m “vegan-ish” because some things can’t be given up, like the occasional CFA 😍
@ehstayfocused
@ehstayfocused 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when you two do these episodes together you’re both hysterical and this 72-year-old grandmother loves you guys!
@skysplash8
@skysplash8 3 жыл бұрын
"You don't take credit cards?!?!" "This is a drug"
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
💵💵💵💵💴💷💵💶💳💸📲..... Lol 😂
@kyo8391
@kyo8391 3 жыл бұрын
When she was following him slowly in her car saying "Don't walk away from me". Freaking lost it!! This is so funny!!
@iammakoa.
@iammakoa. 3 жыл бұрын
“Honorable discharge” 🤣
@davidivester6739
@davidivester6739 3 жыл бұрын
Chick-fil-A needs to sponsor him cause all I want now is a chicken sandwich
@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls
@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls 3 жыл бұрын
She said the homeschool moms in vans. Lmao! So relatable! You know it!
@jonkirkwood469
@jonkirkwood469 2 жыл бұрын
"And they have huge families."
@melg8475
@melg8475 3 жыл бұрын
omg the part where she is trying to move her seatbelt lol
@georychel5411
@georychel5411 3 жыл бұрын
We need bloopers 😂😂😂
@TxJanna
@TxJanna 3 жыл бұрын
I feel weird knowing John knows so much about drug culture.
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 3 жыл бұрын
most people do
@ZerOtheGeek
@ZerOtheGeek 3 жыл бұрын
He did go to rehab at one point in his life.
@rebeccaw68
@rebeccaw68 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy imitates life.
@justanotherbaptistjew5659
@justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not like documentaries and tv shows don’t exist
@ZerOtheGeek
@ZerOtheGeek 3 жыл бұрын
@Chloe Benson Yeah he said it in one of his videos I forgot which one. He said he was in rehab and he was in a van and they passed a burger spot and said he would do anything to have a burger that day.
@Willie23D
@Willie23D 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated!!!
@margaretqueenofscots9450
@margaretqueenofscots9450 3 жыл бұрын
I like that the money he was counting was a bunch of one dollar bills
@1blondidea
@1blondidea 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that as well! LOL
@jonboy87
@jonboy87 3 жыл бұрын
Hey there was some 5s mixed in
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
I know right!💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💴💷💵💴💷💵💶💳💸📲Lol 😂
@brianmcg321
@brianmcg321 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve often thought of having a food truck that sits in a chick fil a parking lot on Sundays selling chicken sandwiches.
@Eric_B1983
@Eric_B1983 3 жыл бұрын
Chick Fil a has one
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
They would boot you out so fast! Remember surveillance cameras! Lol 😂 🇺🇸🏪🚚🚛💾💽📀💿📼🎥📷📸📹🎥📽💻🖥💻🖥💻🖥💻🖥💻💻💻📱📱📱📱☎📞📠
@redfailhawk
@redfailhawk 3 жыл бұрын
Someone locally did it a few times, got a fine for trespassing, paid off the GameStop next door and now they sit there instead. Apparently the guy makes enough to not work any other day but Sunday. The parking lot is shared and he sets up just on the GameStop side, legally not trespassing. He’s great. Can’t taste the difference. Line’s just as long though...
@brianmcg321
@brianmcg321 3 жыл бұрын
@@redfailhawk That's awesome.
@EEZYEEEE
@EEZYEEEE 3 жыл бұрын
If he gets caught he’s looking at a minimum 10 years in the friederal penitentiary.
@julianaavery5800
@julianaavery5800 3 жыл бұрын
underrated
@godice2023
@godice2023 3 жыл бұрын
And with NO Chick-fil-A or Polynesian injectables.
@eddyflo2978
@eddyflo2978 3 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves a ⭐
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
You mean the federal penitentiary!
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
I knew what you meant! Lol 😂
@Raycefan
@Raycefan 3 жыл бұрын
Alaska resident here. Former resident of the southern US where Chick-fil-A is dominant. Closest Chick-fil-A is thousands of miles from here. It is absolutely a thing that anytime my wife goes on a business trip outside of Alaska, that she bring 4 Chick-fil-A sammiches back with her. For real.
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 3 жыл бұрын
What a big difference from the South to Alaska! My husband and I went to Alaska twice on cruise ship and we just loved it all, and also stayed one night in Anchorage and walked around the city. I’m sure you’re missing what the South had to offer, but that’s so sweet of her to bring you back the Chick-Fil-A Sammiches! 😉😁 I just had one a couple of days ago with the mac n cheese! (Sorry to rub it in)! 😉
@Raycefan
@Raycefan 3 жыл бұрын
@@JMarieCAlove well, I’ll just go to my freezer full of wild Alaska salmon and bake myself a half a fillet to console myself. LOL
@quentinquogamoddy1999
@quentinquogamoddy1999 3 жыл бұрын
@@Raycefan I like your idea better. Don't see all the fuss over a chicken sandwich. They are OK, but a little too salty for me on a low sodium diet. Fresh wild salmon tastes so much better, and I can control the salt AND the grease loading since it won't be fried. Gotta watch those calories!
@Romans828girl
@Romans828girl 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a welding shop in Tennessee that I used to work in. Half of us were from Texas. Anytime one of us went home, the others sent a shopping list. I've driven back with a trunk full of Ranch style beans, Wolf brand chili, Mrs. Baird's bread and fried pies, and boudain. The last stop was in Arkansas: Whataburger, baby!
@chrisrogers3787
@chrisrogers3787 3 жыл бұрын
Chick fil a would never leave their dumpster that dirty. McDonald’s be throwing their trash in chick fil a dumpster! Cleanliness is next to Godliness!
@ashleydowney1222
@ashleydowney1222 3 жыл бұрын
Actually Chick-Fil-A dumpsters can be that dirty. I work at a Chick-Fil-A.
@chrisrogers3787
@chrisrogers3787 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleydowney1222 thank you for your service to the lord.
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleydowney1222 Just wondering? Is that in USA🇺🇸🏙🎭🤔
@hugogonzalez2239
@hugogonzalez2239 3 жыл бұрын
Chick-fil-A dumpsters can be filthy. I worked at Chick-fil-A I know. They are not as innocent as you think.
@hugogonzalez2239
@hugogonzalez2239 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleydowney1222 Same here. The dumpsters at both stores I work for are dirty.
@georgebanks4360
@georgebanks4360 2 жыл бұрын
When she said, “I can smell the Polynesian sauce” … I felt that.
@pariscloud2907
@pariscloud2907 3 жыл бұрын
Bless you for not releasing this on a Sunday
@benfromthebunker9621
@benfromthebunker9621 3 жыл бұрын
When John was baggin up that got me. Good sketch.
@emilhales2705
@emilhales2705 3 жыл бұрын
"Basically we wait behind the dumpster on Sunday and wait for people who forgot they were closed, then we sell to them at a significant markup."
@jojospeechy4761
@jojospeechy4761 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing! She's a great actress! Love it! Thank you, John. Love your videos! Keep them coming!
@robinanderson724
@robinanderson724 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely LOVED this video! So glad your lady friend is back too, y’all work so well together! Great job and advertisement for the BEST chicken ever!
@DonnieDin
@DonnieDin 2 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this on Halloween, because quite frankly, being denied the Lords chicken is scarier than Jason.
@jordanharrington3048
@jordanharrington3048 2 жыл бұрын
FACTS 😂😂😂
@davidm.965
@davidm.965 2 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely one of the best performances I've ever seen. Perfection. Thank you for making me laugh - literally - LOL.
@tobywiggins950
@tobywiggins950 3 жыл бұрын
I am at work and I am TRYING not to scream!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 The dime bag...the opened trench coat...the scratching of the arm...I can't take it LOL🤣🤣🤯
@davidnabers8339
@davidnabers8339 3 жыл бұрын
she was scratching and fiending for the chicken
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 3 жыл бұрын
No one: John: Ex- chick Fil'A employee with Charges
@kirstyw.6854
@kirstyw.6854 3 жыл бұрын
“They will come in the van fulls” 🚐🤣 this is iconic 🤣 well done 👏🏻🤣
@pamelamays4186
@pamelamays4186 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling that somewhere, this is actually happening.
@pokeperson9749
@pokeperson9749 3 жыл бұрын
2:50 you can see the desperation in her eyes. Incredible acting!
@Jade_902
@Jade_902 3 жыл бұрын
I have a Joanna Gaines book 😂😂
@OurKindofEntertainment
@OurKindofEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
@1:59 I wasn’t sure where the sketch was going at first 😅
@lewis3853
@lewis3853 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh...Lol
@st1010
@st1010 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! 😄
@emilhales2705
@emilhales2705 3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@evavox9761
@evavox9761 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who's ever worked sales, especially retail, can recognize the sheer beauty of the phrase "unsuspecting customers." 😂👌
@codypacheco6486
@codypacheco6486 3 жыл бұрын
They probably filmed this on a Sunday. Literally no one there. lol
@courtneyj9906
@courtneyj9906 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like they filmed it yesterday and posted today lol.
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Your probably right! Not open on Sundays! 🏪🏢🏫🏙🏘🏗
@moriartythethird5709
@moriartythethird5709 3 жыл бұрын
That was my exact thought.
@Priceless889
@Priceless889 3 жыл бұрын
She is an awesome actress.
@UncleNath
@UncleNath 3 жыл бұрын
You have promoted their business more than they have. 🤣🤣🤣👍🤠
@Justinsatiable
@Justinsatiable 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd buy bootleg Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. But I'd hurt a brother if he's cutting McNuggets into the product.
@sarahmarson3706
@sarahmarson3706 3 жыл бұрын
I just can't!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is freakin hilarious! John- you're one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen and your standup is hilarious. Keep at it bro.
@JaneDoe-ip5yl
@JaneDoe-ip5yl 3 жыл бұрын
This is gold🤣 I have gone on a Sunday and been bummed.the sirens at the end..🤣🤣
@cheryljohnson6448
@cheryljohnson6448 3 жыл бұрын
The opening of the jacket gave me flash backs to Good Times and Martin. Good Times had Lenny and Martin had Hustle Man.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thedancechannel736
@thedancechannel736 3 жыл бұрын
That crispy piece being slowly put in a baggie. That's my favorite part. It has all the flavor. 😂😂😂😂😂
@shariwolver9072
@shariwolver9072 3 жыл бұрын
Her scratching her arm 😂🤣😅🤣😂
@illustrious1
@illustrious1 3 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. 😄😄😄
@brandonderousse536
@brandonderousse536 3 жыл бұрын
Her acting is honestly pretty good. I don’t doubt she could get a gig from this performance.
@Sereous313
@Sereous313 3 жыл бұрын
She's already in movies.
@brandonderousse536
@brandonderousse536 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sereous313 oh! That explains it. Isn’t she his wife or girlfriend or something or am I way off on this?
@Sereous313
@Sereous313 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonderousse536 no she's just an actress he's got on contract.
@MP-gx6mg
@MP-gx6mg 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sereous313 tha k you for clearing that up. I've been wondering if that is his wife. Idk why I automatically assume that. But they do act great together. Do you know what movies/shows she has been in? They're both great.
@turkeyminer9194
@turkeyminer9194 3 жыл бұрын
The only people who dislike this are the Wendy's employees
@raterus
@raterus 3 жыл бұрын
And the cow
@clintandbecky7198
@clintandbecky7198 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
Or any other Fast Food place! 🏪🏢🏫🏙🇺🇸🎭 Lol 😂
@Sidetrackification
@Sidetrackification 3 жыл бұрын
as a former employee of the square meal company, after 2+ years, and a promotion to assistant fry chef, they finally let me press the button after lowering the basket. ..
@darkriku12
@darkriku12 2 жыл бұрын
I mean idk if it's been the 3 states worth of Chik Fil As that I've been to, but their chicken sandwiches are always drier than the sahara desert. Wendy's has always been juicy 🤷‍♂️
@sketchytom2209
@sketchytom2209 3 жыл бұрын
Saw you in the Chick-fil-A drive thru today! I made your drink!
@patriciadurham643
@patriciadurham643 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this!!! You two are the best and funniest together!!!
@theredmonkey236
@theredmonkey236 3 жыл бұрын
honorable discharge lol
@rebeccaw68
@rebeccaw68 3 жыл бұрын
Where you at...I need some nuggets for my Sunday small group. We got cash.
@rosegroshek1218
@rosegroshek1218 3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😆
@almostemptynester777
@almostemptynester777 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. The girl in the video is a really good actress!
@CleanWithConfidence
@CleanWithConfidence 3 жыл бұрын
For real!! I was like holy molly she is a heck of actress!!
@ZiggyLu-og3zp
@ZiggyLu-og3zp 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 This has got to me my fav so far. Tears. 😂 I’m a chick-fil-a fanatic. U gotta put that woman in more videos. Lol
@shekinahmba3991
@shekinahmba3991 3 жыл бұрын
This is actually a great business idea😏
@khill3524
@khill3524 3 жыл бұрын
People say this a lot but you're truly doing the Lord's work...lol
@tim8247
@tim8247 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic. Love when she's scratching her arms, and offers to be a mule. Great work.
@incredulouskirk
@incredulouskirk 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she started jonesing for a sandwich. 🤣🤣🤣
@clintandbecky7198
@clintandbecky7198 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the next time I get some chick-fil-a I need to look over my shoulder to see who is watching. I don’t wanna be shanked for my nuggets.
@blakemcmahan3960
@blakemcmahan3960 3 жыл бұрын
This man had a bandana on I’m done I have a Garth Brooks CD lollll. She is a good actor
@1blondidea
@1blondidea 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, she does great!!
@maratroyern6363
@maratroyern6363 3 жыл бұрын
A phone for a chicken sandwich 😂 I'm so done!
@ashleydowney1222
@ashleydowney1222 3 жыл бұрын
I am a Chick-Fil-A employee. And I crave Chick-Fil-A on Sundays every week.
@candyluna2929
@candyluna2929 3 жыл бұрын
The chick fila original sauce is to AMAZING.
@Blondeazy
@Blondeazy 3 жыл бұрын
This is a great depiction of me and my entire church on Sunday. We CRAVE Chick-fil-A on Sundays, then on Monday thru Saturday we just want it. Go Figure!! 😂😂
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 Жыл бұрын
It's like when it rains we want to go outside but if it doesn't rain we just want to go in lol
@giraffesareselfish9563
@giraffesareselfish9563 Жыл бұрын
Sounds to me like you need to be craving the Lord on Sunday.
@OurKindofEntertainment
@OurKindofEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
I've heard of people doing something strange for a little piece of change, but this woman was willing to get down on her knees for a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich with cheese 😂
@trublgrl
@trublgrl 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! You're a poet, and you didn't even realize that that was the extant state of affairs!
@sterlingpuffer4781
@sterlingpuffer4781 3 жыл бұрын
stop commenting five times
@trublgrl
@trublgrl 3 жыл бұрын
Comment six times.
@trublgrl
@trublgrl 3 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingpuffer4781 That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
@bettyschneider5268
@bettyschneider5268 3 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingpuffer4781 What's the limit on comments?🤔🤓🤷🤦Lol 😂
@melissareavis49
@melissareavis49 3 жыл бұрын
I died when she jerked the seat belt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@imabegroovintilltheworldst5752
@imabegroovintilltheworldst5752 3 жыл бұрын
This was super hilarious 🤣.... shooting Polynesian sauce in his veins lol this is funny 😄
@lydiaharrison5612
@lydiaharrison5612 Жыл бұрын
Her acting skills were on point 👌🏿😂
@theereverandreaper6466
@theereverandreaper6466 3 жыл бұрын
Being a former heroin addict, that was done very well, totally dramatized but the offers is what got me laughing!
@HotOffTheWheels
@HotOffTheWheels 3 жыл бұрын
The withdrawals are the worst! Starts just a few hours after Saturday morning breakfast. Knowing I won't be able to get Chicken Mini's again until Monday morning.
@jimbobsmith1865
@jimbobsmith1865 3 жыл бұрын
Where do you even think up these skits😂
@quinnobrien8686
@quinnobrien8686 2 жыл бұрын
I do this on Saturday night, I go to Chick-fil-A to buy a vanilla iced coffee and I buy two of them because Sunday morning on my way to church they’re closed!
@keyblades2
@keyblades2 3 жыл бұрын
I died at the dime bag
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