I didnt get the Shirley one at first....and don't call me Shirley.

Funniest of all of them!

Just don't get mad when they follow you everywhere 😂😂😂😂

@@toddbonin6926 that's been my go to for years, but feel free to use it. Just use it wisely.

@@RealCaptainAwesome 🤣🤣🤣

Had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣

Why so?

Gwen named kid Apple. Boom! Bible name. LOL

Try honeymoon 😂😂

They don’t know their Bible very well if they think all Christian couples conceive right away.

Say it ain't so! Why not Revelation.... 🤣

Our pastor's son is Deuteronomy... He gets Jute for short

Just don't let anyone shorten it to Eccles if there's any Spike Milligan fans around.

LOL Ouch Tell her noooooo

I hope you guys are successful! That's just an invitation for bullying. Haha

😭😹😹

🤣😂🤣

Oh this one has me ROOOOLLLLLING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol that's a good one! 🤣

Cain and Abel… so… Netflix!

No call him Nebunezzar

Nebuchadnezzar was a Chad 😭💀

Dude built the ziggurat, however the way i learned this was to say his name as Nose Tweezer who picked the booger snot. All these years later.

Nebuchadnezzar was the original Chad 💀

🤣🤣😅

That took me flat out! 🤣

Surprised they didn’t say Delilah lol

That name went to the dogs a long time ago

@@cg0825 that’s a proper good joke! 😂 👌🏽

They didn’t even mention Nimrod!

We have like literally 5 Judahs or something and the church ain't that big 😆

Lmaoooo

In all seriousness, Zerrubabel is an awesome name.

That last one gonna have a second life

I feel sorry for those kids.

RIP to Myrrh when the furries get ahold of her

What about Myrrh and Durr?

@@thelatterdayarbiter pls. My initial thought 😅

Triplets Zer Myrrh Durr. That sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets calling the police.

"If two babies come out of this...body."

I find anime offers a ton of cool sounding names that often have cool meanings. I mean at least grow up with a cool name.

Which is also why some people come up with a nom de plume when they become an adult and start writing.

I babysat a kid named Wooden. High school will be hell. So many woody jokes.

I find it funny when they use a noun; like fox or river, or blanket. Cracks me up hearing stranger’s baby names.

@@edlingja1 Actually, many names are nouns. They’re just in a different language.

People name their children Jude already after the good Apostle Judas.

💀😭

The progressive "christians" might even do that and give that same explanation 😭

666th like less go!

@@tomyourfriendlyhagcollector 😂😂

Really!? I feel like it reminds me of my millennial brother when he was a kid trying to copy TI lol maybe it's making a comeback and I wasn't aware

Agree! The way he wears that hat gives me the impression that he’s been tormented by too many bullies on the bus and STILL hasn’t figured out WHY....

@@izzybitsyspider03 yeah it reminds me of the scumbag steve meme and i think that pic is from like 2006 lol. damn now i know how annoying we were as kids, thinking we created every trend 😂

@@sophiacromwell8017 That... or he was the actual bully

I especially loved that too

10 pts 😅😅😅

😂😂😂😂

Lolllll riiite?????

U know 😀🤣😂

hahaha 😂

I'm an older millennial and have a friend from HS who just became a grandma. 🤯

Congrats!!! That's super exciting. 😃 My husband and I are both gen Z & we have 2 kids already (who are not twins, lol.)

@@the_rachel_sam Yep. She had one at 20 and I believe her son is 19 now, so...yeah.

At least the older Gen Zs, the younger Gen Zs are still in primary and high school.

@@SxVaNm345 And college

Yes like Zimbabwe 😉

Im from DR Congo ,i have cousin name "pensé" that can be translate to english thinking" I have a friend name "bolumbu "that can be translate to english as "nudity"😂

I have a friend from Nigeria who is named Promise and a friend Kenya named Mercy.

I know an African woman named Godswill

I had a friend in South Africa called Precious

OR vise versa 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

Took me out 😂

Friend got a dog for Christmas. Named him Leon. That's Noel backwards

This was my LOL line of this skit, too! 🤣🤣

I’ve got a niece named Nevaeh. She’d get a kick outta that!

🤣🤣 funniest thing I've heard in a while

LOL Kenya West will copy with new baby Momma

🤣🤣

That absolutely killed me

🤣🤯🤣

I thought of that when they said Zer 😂😂😂

I hope Jesus comes back real soon. 😂😢

You should

Nooooo

Oh my…

Awesome

I met a guy named Jehovah once....yes his REAL name.

I knew siblings named Skip & Lou “Skip to my Lou my Darling”🎵😂not Bible names but still worthy of mention.

I agree. But I’ve been wondering for a long time…who is she? Are they dating?

@@imastounded4376 In the description she is introduced as Sarah Zanotti. What I can tell from her Instagram they are not dating.

Sarah Zanotti is VERY funny! I can only think of four female comedians that are consistently funny and she is one of them. Tina Fey, Mallory Everton, and Jetta Juriansz are the other three. See them on KZfaq. Tina Fey isn't always clean with her jokes, but the other two are. The second word I would use to describe them after hilarious is brilliant. Those two things must the killer combo. I mean that figuratively.

@Cookie Food 🤣🤣🤣

They have great chemistry, that's for sure!

But yet Glennon Doyle is cool?? 🙄

I actually know a girl named Nevaeh!

@Rose Fisher My former co-worker named her first daughter, Nevaeh, this was when it became popular about fifteen years ago, at least that's the first time I heard it.

No lie, I'm a teacher and 2 years ago, I had twin girls with these names! I think its cute! Also had 2 Nevaehs in previous years.

@@lavender9671 Thank you for all of your hard work and dedication as a teacher. We have a real problem in our schools today that is so abundantly growing clearer and clearer each day and it is : ......actually too complex and veryy hard to even go thru with the weird 'plot twist comment' I was originally going for lol. I will instead be using a normal tone and drop the gimmicks on this one because in all earnestness: you are an absolutely integral element in our 'society' (please don't take this as disrespect our society is at that age apparently where it will not listen and infact is starting to feel like it's just f'in w you and the whole balance of reality for fun and it's parents be like "HMMM well if Society doesn't make it then YOU must be the problem *picks up Society late, doesn't pay you back for the entire time or resources that it's been expecting you to just give away yet is eemingly "conditioned" to be fine with lettin you go without* DAMNIT the tortured metaphor is worse than the 1st omg I'm sorry for all of the time I have now realized I have been taking from you too! TL;DR: i am so very grateful and humbled to be "co-parenting with the government" or as the majority of people might call it, "the proud and humbled parent/caretaker/siblings/witness of a child who will be, is currently and/or have been massively impacted by a great teacher or 3 and will never take yall for granted again". Welp I meant say THANK YOUUUU but then all thia happened lol sorry. Truly though: blessings and good vibes and FAIRER FUTURE to you and all of your fellow educator friends. Signed, Random mom in Rare Form, USA tonight lol

People have used that name

Nimrod was a popular name for a certain time in Israel. Interesting choice.

i mean lucifer is a nice name, so is judad, if you're not religious i dont see anything wrong with it. or even if you are its just a name, not a fate

I went to school with a Judus, he's in his 40s now.

I used to know a kid named Jericho. I always played basketball with him and he would destroy me every time lol. I wonder where he is now.

When I was pretty little, I'd read Bible stories with my mom and one day we got to the story of Elijah and Queen Jezebel. I go, "Wow! Her name is so pretty! And she's royalty? That's so cool!" and then my mom explained 😂

😂😂😂😫

The son definitely has it worse 😭

What 😵‍💫

Looooooool that should be a felony

That's like Loyal Carpenter from Correct Opinions

Lol, do you play football

My cousin Gabriel had a friend named Stone. It was his middle name. His first name was Rockwell.

@@ashleydowney1222 Rockwell Riverstone would make a cool name

I know a couple who named their kid Rockford, but call him Rock.

I grew up with a friend named Ashley Downey! Just had to say hi even though I know you're not the same person 😄

Is that his wife? She's in every video it seems like

@@derekhandson351 I was wondering the same thing

@@derekhandson351 I think they were dating and broke up.. but now she is back on so he better treat her like a princes lol..she hot

@@derekhandson351 Her name i Sarah Zanotti and she is an actor and screenwriter. I don't think she and John Crist are together.

Ya! She should be a loaner to the "Jean shorts Comedy" crew. 😃... Bump those other women who did a guest shot 😳.

Me too 😁

I dated a guy named Ark.

*adds Euthanasia Meade to list of future names*

These hit different

I have an ancestor named Experience and I kinda love it

I have an ancestor with the given name "Butts"

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 😂🤣

I love that name 💜

One of my good friends is named Genesis

EPIC

Did someone else point that out for you.

@@msmaria5039 My mom pointed out the P B & J because when the boys were over to visit they would watch P, B, & J Otter 😂🤣😂

THAS SO CUTE

I am groot?

Branch was one of the cops on the tvshow Longmire.

Long ago my late husband and I were at a younger couples home, and they announced if it was a boy he'd be Forrest because dad was a Forrester...my husband was so stunned he said if it is a girl is her name Bush? (This was pre forest Gump era). We were never invited back. But it was unusual in a time of Mike mark Jacob and Brandon's.

@@joywebster2678 yeah I was Gem, when all my friends were Amandas and Ashleys. Back then "Your name is soooo weird! What are your parents hippies?" (Yes) Now no one even blinks.

No, because I literally know someone named Branch lmao

Dorcas?

Yeah, but the way they spelled 'Dorkus'....omg they set that kid up to get bullied 😂

I have a cousin named Dorcas =)

Oh no, Auntie! 😂

Also in rural NC...my MIL said she knew a lady named Dorothy but they pronounced it Dah-Roth-ee. 😂😂😂

I agree. LOL

I'm pretty sure that was the point.

It’s the same Pennsylvania!

Sam Yoder is the Amish John Smith

Hey I knew a kid named Elihu… 🤷🏾‍♀️

Must... resist... searching... for Weird Al....

It's because a community can only have so many Jonah's, Noah's and James's...

LOL Lots wife got herself into a salty situation. That's the most underrated comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think a lot of people know that story these days or they wouldn't live the way they are.

Seeing that you already spelt Nebuchadnezzar incorrectly in the comment, I can see how that could be a struggle 😂.

honestly can't say i've ever met a judas, secular or not. i can't imagine that not being a miserable experience of a name lol

Really?

I love this name! My daughter has a BFF named Nevaeh. It's beautiful and original. Love it. This was funny though

I have met so many young girls/teenagers named Nevaeh. I liked it until I met about 40 people with that name. It's kinda unoriginal now.

@@ashleydowney1222 I didn't even know that name existed.

It’s not beautiful or original. It’s terrible.

Not always, my sister and her husband are a Christian couple, they had their first daughter ten years after they got married, now they have four daughter's. They just weren't ready and had full time jobs and my sister studied at the Art Institute in Atlanta, and they both traveled abroad a few times, then they were ready.. four daughters, under the age of 10. My heart goes out to her! Lol 😉

@@JMarieCAlove I get what your saying, not all couples start having kids rights of the bat. So amazing! You’re so lucky to have such a great family! God bless🥰

​@@JMarieCAloveIt's a joke.

I wish. Wanted like 5 babies and now I’m 32 still now kids 😔(married and infertile ugh)

@@fxjrulpzxi adopt! So many children need homes

@@derekhandson351 Unfortunately, adoption is not easy and very expensive. I have tried both routes-- private adoption and fostering (to adopt). Both ended in failure.

@@fxjrulpzxi I feel your pain. I'm hoping it works out for you! We didn't get the kids we wanted, and it was harder than anything else I have ever experienced. But, in the end, my wife and I became closer due to everything.

@@fxjrulpzxi praying for you. ❤🙏

I know about four little girls named River. A very cute name but not the most unusual anymore of that's what you're wanting. :)

@@annarocha3254 never heard it before, lovely name

Reminds me of Doctor Who

i've actually met a lot of girls named river and i'm pretty sure thats kelly clarkons kids name too

I know a grown man named River lol, the name sounds pretty unisex

Or Birkenstock 🤣🤣🤣

I think that was the funniest after he said sandel😂🤣

I have a student this year named D’Lilah, and another one Omega!

😂 Hahaha, gosh, that’s good! You’d have to carry them in one of those front baby backpacks! To make decisions, you’d just feed them and observe which one spits up first…

@@Swagcoreyawn 😂😂

Are you LDS too?

Mahli and Mushi

Lol I said the same thing!

Considering that there are a dime a dozen of religouis Jewish kids named Malkah, transalstion queen, certainly makes you think.

Sarah Zanotti is her name/channel name.

She doesn't do a lot of Christian stuff outside of her work with John. Her name is Sarah Zanotti.

He did a while ago

@@basesixty6739 the algorithm sucks

@@RealCaptainAwesome I agrée

I actually love that name! Lol. But from a character in some books. Rough books. Lol. My brother and I both picked out Faith for girls and he had one first so he got it. 🤣🤣

I love the name Hadassah. If I am blessed with girls one will be Naomi Grace and another Hadassah.

One of my friends named her daughter Hadassah too

Well, "Hadassah" doesn't really _mean_ "Esther" (the former is Hebrew for "myrtle tree" and the latter is Persian for "star"). "Hadassah" was just Esther's Hebrew name, with a separate meaning. It wasn't uncommon for Jews in the Diaspora to have Hebrew names and foreign names. Paul (also born in the Diaspora) was also known by his Hebrew name "Saul", which, like "Hadassah" to "Esther", isn't related to his other name "Paul".

@@mayorjoshua That's interesting! Thanks for sharing.

Israel isn’t necessarily unique. Samson is an uncommon though.

Okay, I’m going to take the bait and ask- what is your son’s name going to be? 😃

What's the name?

Me too 😂

Tell uuuussss

@@triciaburcell3241 HA, thank you. His name is Silas. :)

Just. Why 😂😂