BeagleFeatures yeah with weird man children in the background awkwardly hudddled togethet

he might have joked about having a nintendo banner on a party, but... there's that theme park incoming, does that count?

I wouldn't mind either. I'd love to cry like a baby over a 28-year-old beating me in Mario Kart.

Yeah I'd love to be there

To be honest, who wouldn't?

Chris Stuckmann Hello :D.

Chris Stuckmann first! hey Chris PLEASE rely!

Chris Stuckmann dope

Chris Stuckmann You're good fam.

Chris Stuckmann you're welcome

Is kinda true do

Shiro approved

People die when they are killed?? 😂😂

He's like, "oh, ok to live forever. Thank you for clearing that up for me. The immortality thing was a bit ambiguous."

@@ginisis22 Yep... true.

RedMal7 Lol

He made the rampage trilogy, all three of them are phenomenal movies. But yeah everything else he's made is a load of shit 😂😂

Apparently he's a pretty good restaurateur

@@frivolousjulius7492 critically acclaimed restaurant in Canada

@@TheBozeman7 eaeeaaaaaaaaa as AAAAAAAAaeA A A E E ere33333A aA333w

Tattle Boad well that explains everything

TheBrownLamb You wanna know how they approved that decision? They clearly don't know what the fuck fan service really is, and even if they did know what it was, it's obvious that they don't know how to handle it. They think if we see something from the game (weather it be a character, like Curian, or an actual shot from the game... *sigh*) then they're doing something to please fans of the games, but it just comes off as lazy, so fucking lazy, and stupid.

+ETgohome13 It's not lazy, using scenes from the actual game for scene transitions is a "creative" decision from someone who doesn't understand how scene transitions in movies are supposed to work.

Yeah. Uwe Boll - No Questions dammit.

TheBrownLamb I know right! What an idiotic idea!

Wow what a prick. I expect nothing less from that trashy son of a bitch.

Of course he did lol.

@@explodingtomahawks7589 hes a nice guy take that back!

What an Absolute Bitch!

Honestly, if people are shocked, yall dumb AF. Uwe Boll was and will forever be Video Gaming film Adaptation TROLL. He KNOWS what he does. He KNOWS the backlash, the notoriety, he EMBELLISHED IT. Negative attention was key for his own success. He Trolled all the gamers.

I would sign that...

I hear Stoic is pretty good.

Stoic isn't great but it's a fascinating watch. Rampage is pretty bleak while Postal is... funny? It's utterly moronic but it did keep some of the essence of the game. And yeah, Chris should review Bloodrayne, Alone In The Dark and In The Name Of The King. I haven't seen Far Cry but it's probably shit.

It will break him. :D

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. These movies are so fucking bad, that it's hard to even watch reviews of them.

Smart. Who would wanna spend 10 million on Uwe Boll?

From what I've heard, he got $7,000,000 and this was the result. Keep in mind that's 7X the amount it took to make the first Saw movie.

+Yankeesfan4ever100 12 million dollars budget, as wiki says. I mean.. what the fuck?

This was the 'Springtime for Hitler' of video game movies. It was specifically designed to flop. A german tax code said any money put into the production of a movie would be 100% tax free and they would only tax the income the movie made. So make a 12 million dollar movie, only make 10k or so and the rest is pure profit especially if most if goes to paying for the director's salary.

Yep, heard of that scheme too. But you need to try hard to make shit like this, lol. And Uwe can make movies, but his gamemovie saga... he really wasn't giving a shit, or trolled, idk.

😂

“To have immortality”

It's Uwe Boll. He doesn't put logic into his films.

'to be immortal'

In all honesty, that's still better than Death!

I Care, you made me laugh

I Care that's not below Uwe Boll to do shit like that

This film is no Mac and Me.

I actually would compare that to a bad Budweiser commercial.

wait...it's not?

You got a boob and a nose job to become a famous instagram model, why? *whispers* To be hot and popular on social media.

You went to sleep so you could rest why??? To rest

the firefox I never thought anything of that line, probably because I was too drunk at the end and this piece of dialogue fits the movie so well that it wasn't out of place in this hilarious piece of garbage entertainment. 😁 I sincerely love this movie, ironically of course but it's so enjoyable! I'd pay money just to have a physical copy, and place it on my shelf with Superman 4 and Green Lantern.

the firefox writing filler 101 ask questions you can answer with the question itself & just write in a circle TA DA

Hahaha, what a story the firefox.

Which movie?

I've met Kristanna "Bloodrayne" Loken.

@@Snoke1912 it was a Rampage flic. Not sure if 2 or 3. Got shot up in a tv studio and they burned a car outside with very little safety concerns. Fun day.

@@lpeterson2336 nice

That's... Actually pretty cool. As bad as this movie is, i unironically like this movie.

This is our main character

Should be me after the movie: who are you? Where here to kill you. Oh ... thanks

JacobSpeaks It's not that I want to defend this movie but what do you want him to do? He's weary, he won't fall at their feet and start kissing their boots...😐

I think he said that in a sarcastic manner.. "ok thanks".. Like in his mind, he is saying "you Could have come sooner"..

Dad?

Reverse SteveJobs Yes, my son.

Cool Cat I HATE DUST

Cool Cat Fuck you! I'M GOING TO SHOOT MY SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!

Reverse SteveJobs Good, my child.

I guess that it could be in the "so bad it's good" schadenfreude category of guilty pleasure. Have fun by revelling in it's awfulness.

Joseph Watkins Just flat out guilt.

Joseph Watkins Dude I bet a porn parody of this film, would be a billion times better.

Joseph Watkins watch it Uwe Boll is the kind of director that fights the people who badmouth his movies in a boxing match😛😝😜 That's actually true

XRJ92 lmao I know I’m late as hell but your comment hella made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

One of the worst lines ever 😂

Holy shit, me too!

nope, this pile of garbage came out in theaters.....around the world....in thousands of theatres...lol.

The sequel is

Me too as well when I was 10 or 11 as well as its sequel which is way better than the House of the Dead movie. Yeah I would randomly watch the Sci-Fi Channel when I'm browsing cable channels as a kid.

Me too 🤣🤣

Ronaldo Sosa Makes no damn sense!!!

They probably spent it all on models

28 Days later had a 7.5 million dollar budget and its an infinitly better zombie movie than this, and its tecnically not even a zombie movie.

The Big Babadaboni night of the living dead was made on a low budget and was better than this piece of shit

This film had a budget? Thought they did this with a really meh cellphone camera and a computer running WIndows 95.

Taha Shujaat you had me laughing the entire comment

Taha Shujaat this is actually one of my favorite comments. Ever.

Too funny 😂😂😂

Taha Shujaat I can only imagine how funny it would have been after realizing that it was just paused, and then seeing him out of nowhere slap himself! XD

Taha Shujaat I believe in you bro

Right, I subscribed at that point 😂😂😂😂😂

The only thing that could've added to it would be a clip of the "Rescue 911" theme somewhere in there

Tyler Rodriguez **dead island**

Marcus Gabrielson holy crap, early adaptation of dead island

To quote Phelous from his review of this film: ''It had the dead but it seemed to be missing er....the House! Come on this is more like Dumbass Isle Rave of the Dead.''

they somehow needed to make a movie that's literally unrelated to the video game, though taking its title for marketing purposes

Tyler Rodriguez Only because that was the name of the video game

Jack Torrance How would you know? You were frozen.

Oh hi jonny.

Did you catch Danny

Yes, it was the most retarded idea of all time. Or maybe it is the flash back to the scene we just saw. Or the "to live forever" scene... or the Matrix rip off scenes... or the three musketeers... God damn, Uwe Boll is stupid.

That fucking killed me from laughter 😂😂

By the cemetery. Chris even showed it in the clip. 15:26 is the exterior. 16:42 happened in the interior. The house is a derelict funeral home. Get it, now?

You and over 20 other people are oblivious idiots... C'mon now pay attention.

Shoulda been called Dead Island

@@trod146 doesn't make them an idiot, dumb fuck.

the music at the rave was "House" Genre

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island? Much better movie. :)

Krisha Actually scoobie doo zombie island was way better than this piece of shit.

Zombie island was great best Scooby movie by far

Pocok It's only 7:00 PM here.

ok

Same

You're telling me it's not the same time everywhere in the world? =0

go back to sleep kid

+Fullmetal Pissed off I mean maybe the Nostalgia Critic has referenced it before, but I was referring to the event where Uwe Boll basically tricked a critic into a "friendly boxing match," where he proceeded to actually try to beat the shit out of a guy. Look it up; the guy's insane.

Fullmetal Pissed off, no, that's not a reference. In the past, Uwe Bowl has challenged critics who disliked his movies to a boxing match.

and also he's a coward, he declined to fight one critic when He found that said critic was a mma fighter (Sean, I think)

Diego Cassola yea he didn't want to fight seanbaby

How does not wanting to fight and MMA fighter make you a coward.

why??!?!

And not in a house.

There is a house

Raul Ruiz de Velasco yeah indeed... cancer to all of the makers of this movie

Raul Ruiz de Velasco I don't know about the seizure, but it's definitely migraine inducing.

Yeah i'hv heard about it...even pokemon had a shot like this and many kids suffered from seizures while watching it....

My eyes hurt so bad

Had to look away to not get a heart attack

8

Skullknight _ Both are true.

Considering that the most famous picture of him is him flipping the bird, he doesn't have a high sense of class either.

Boll finally backed down from boxing a critic when the opponent (Cracked's SeanBaby) turned out to actually have some fighting experience himself.

Any meathead that thinks they can solve problems with violence or intimidation is a piece of shit. Especially when it's just art. Like, critic reviews, really?

It's more or less true. The German government had a program intended to promote a German film making industry that would reimburse the production costs of any movie financed by a local investor. Bol and a bunch of jackasses exploited the program ruthlessly. The program was ended specifically because of Uwe, who was only making the international reputation of German film even worse.

Resident Evil Gamer I can't disagree with you there, as that guy does do some badass things in the movie. I've seen that guy before, but i always forget his name.

Shawn Fields Jürgen Prochnow, he was in Das Boot

Oh, I thought you were talking about Police Captain ADR.

IHE agrees.

Hes sutter kane

No, that was Dragonball Evolution, my friend.

Neo-Xgray87 I don't think I saw that review (cinema sins actually went to the source material for their vid about Dragonball)

@@bemasaberwyn55 yeah Dragon's Nut Sacks Evolution broke him.

Yeah, that is sad.

Serpico's Beard Nah... how dumb could they be?

Enuka Okuma has had an impressive career.

Super sad

Tainted Knives I remember playing the xbox console port of HotD3 (and 2). I checked the extras and there was a commentary for the HotD movie.

***** The game has a story, numb nuts. You play as rogue agents who go investigating a disturbance call from a mansion and find the experiments of a mad scientist. The game is more than slow moving zombies and features some of the creepiest boss designs in gaming. Some of which are capable of speech, have telekinetic powers, and rebel against their creator. This movie has none of that.

King of Wakanda no, the bee movie is 10/10

King of Wakanda How dare you disrespect the Bee Movie. That movie is a masterpiece

King of Wakanda Yes! What a piece of shit movie, I feel bad for anyone who likes that bullshit.

"king of wakanda" hilariocity.....go!

***** go reconsider

I haven't watched the sequel, but GoodBadFlicks did a review of the sequel, and it sounded like the sequel was better and had almost no ties to the first one.

He quit and went to restauranteur work

He currently directs German Shiza films

@@snake-oz8nu cartmans mom is his main star.

Well, apparently he's come out of retirement last year or so.

cleverboy86, thank you, you too

You too, thank you.

cleverboy86 Me too thanks

ty u2 m8

Pix Tron, Good night :)

Kraken that is the only one thing this movie is missing

roll credits... or in this case, insert random clip from video game . *ding*

What are we, some kinda house of the dead squad?

Kevron Smith He probably will.

Kevron Smith he will, he can't not do that

Kevron Smith he could do it in honor of the new Mario game, Mario Run 😂

Cliche, click bait review choice... I"d hope he'd be a lot more inspired than doing a review of that universally canned movie.

I actually liked the movie (I know, it's basically a sin) but the only reason I like it is because I had a lot of fun watching it and that's all.

To celebrate the best gaming company of all time.

Crichjo32 tony hawk

I enjoyed I Am Here... Now more... but yea. He's a master of hilariocity.

YES! Yes! This is what I have bombarding chris with comments about! Any Neil breen film will be gold to see chris review but fateful findings may be the best of the lot! I mean worst! But good bad worst hilarious! XD

Crichjo32 American ninja

The greatest hacker of our time

FallenStar, That's nothing, you should see Doug Walker reviewing The Disney sequels

FallenStar I'm trying to find the hilarocity review where he becomes angry yoda and says this movie has made him angry yoda. It's possible cinema excrement that guy used it who has reviewed more than 40 terrible movies.

THE*

U forgot to add Paul WS Anderson as a worst director list

Anderson has made some of my favorites. I don't think Uwe Boll has made anybody's favorites.

But apparently, a really good amateur boxer.

Naw, he gets a lifetime pass for Mortal Kombat. People can rag on that movie all they want but in 1995, that movie was awesome.

Liar, there was a house. In fact, they use it for shelter on two separate occasions.

superlive98 thats more of a shack of the dead

It was a decrepit funeral parlor: a literal house of the dead.

superlive98 im in shock, that's not the type of shit you do on accident, they made that pun, and im at a complete lose for words from it, it has to be the greatest play on words I've ever seen, and it's in a movie where our hero says "you did it to become immortal, why?" what is this world

That pun probably came with the story pitch. That is not to say that Uwe Boll is not a contemplative or deliberate filmmaker, because he is. He just has a unique take on what constitutes an enjoyable movie experience.

Please. He only fought critics that he knew were weaker than him. That little bitch backed out of a fight when a critic with experienced boxing skills challenged him.

Probably in a similar rant to his rants of how he can't get any budget anymore for his "movies".

he could clip together his rants into a feature film, it would probably be more fun than his previous movies together

BigWalrus69, hi doggy

The Tux Man you are the luckiest man off all time

really bad movie though... only the 2 main leads + tommy saved t he film ! bad editing, terrible colors, shaky camera hell and terrible stories. hm.... then peopably he should do it !

Which king Kong

He was also the main antagonist in Beverly Hills Cop 2 as Maxwell Dent.

Zorbak962 FUUUUCK!!!

And at a Ubisoft rave, the toilets will glitch and can't be used to flush down stuff

At Nintendo parties, you have to have an exclusive pair of pants to use the bathroom.

At Capcom parties , there is no toilet and after fan backlash , you have to wait a year or two for Capcom to add a toilet !!

At an Epic party you get pressured by everyone else to spend money on a nicer toilet

Asuna Yuuki I couldn't finish it, I stopped the movie when I saw the creature...

His adaptation of Postal fucking sucked... yeah... he did Postal... fuck my life...

I have the DVD. Worst mistake ever.😂

Asuna Yuuki maybe Chris should do a Hilariosity of that one!

@@anikmonette2140 Alone in the Dark was idiotic with the Doctor who thought that it was ethical to implant orphaned children with mind altering parasites and the knockoff xenomorphs attacking the main characters in broad daylight despite

What was the other movie?

Mang Merciless Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Took my mom to see it. First they had the ‘Helllo dere! Yowsa!” Minstrel-Bots. I’m pretty thick skinned about that shit but it was so over the top embarrassingly racist I couldn’t believe it. Then when John Turturro was under the Destructicon’s dangling roboballsack I was like “that’s it. I’m done. You can stay if you want. I’ll meet you outside” and my mom says “but what if the ending is good?” And I said “it could be the greatest ending of any movie ever made and it still won’t make up for what we just watched”.

Atik Ananto I saw that preview and avoided it like the plague

I just can't believe you went to see this movie in the theater

@@hellknight1338 I’m still disappointed in myself.

Rock&Roll_Pat yes

XD Productions *yaass

Chris would spend the first half the review staring into the camera open mouthed, eyes wide. If he lost a few IQ points watching Norm of The North, wait till he watches this SHIT!! XD

Rock&Roll_Pat Do you want Chris to die?

Dariush Asadi

William TheFrog, oh my God!

Cameron Snyder HA HA HA HA

Reminds me of Plan 9: Murdered? And someone is responsible.

SwabbleSocks, oh my God!

search for the worst is boring

Zack Spindler fuck out of here, that movie is dope

Sean Khatibi lol

I say Street Fighter

Let's hope that it'll be Alone in the Dark.

Zack Spindler I hope max pane that movie was bad it did not match the game at all

Carleen Eaton same

Of course. Ubisoft basically implied that with their statement on it.

I have and will continue to assume that all video game adaptations will be bad until proven otherwise.

99% of video game movies so far have sucked donkey cock, that other 1% is Warcraft, which I've heard is at least OK.

I feel that's unfair. He should give it a fair shot.

RT Miguel that movie has to be reviewed

The Dance Party fuck yeah

Video KanjiClub Lol

I was thinking the same thing, hahaha

James Rolfe should do reviews of Uwe Bolls video game movie adaptations but also play the games that the movies were based off.

18:02 I die laughing in tears, and then Chris explained it and then repeat it. 😂😂😂 LMAO!!!

Aiden Crawford, oh my god

That was actually the oh my god from Troll 2 he was referencing

Stephen Carroll, I know, but RedLetterMedia says it too :)

I totally forgot about Troll 2. Now I look like an idiot.

Yes!! This please.

Rubin Pyatt poor Til Schwieger.

Rubin Pyatt poor Til Schwieger

Far Cry is a game... *searches up "Far Cry movie"* HOLY S***!

Radioactive Powerhouse Yeah, uwe boll also made shitty adaptations of other video game movies, Far Cry being one of them. Didn't you see the slide Chris showed earlier in the video where he showed off some of bolls previous work and you could see his movies being displayed there. Pay attention next time, dude.