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CHUCK NORRIS VS. 1,000 CHICKENS | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator #2
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7 жыл бұрынThe ultimate battle begins! Chuck Norris vs. the chicken army in Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator
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@kalimvaluci3904 7 жыл бұрын
U can press N to throw a nuke (like this Jack needs to see it)
@rayz0-insinite251 7 жыл бұрын
Vuk Lalić wait, really?
@kalimvaluci3904 7 жыл бұрын
Yummy Chicken yes u can watch Pixelated Apollo he did it at the end of the battle
@kalimvaluci3904 7 жыл бұрын
Omar 1111 France?
@kalimvaluci3904 7 жыл бұрын
Omar 1111 no...-__-
@kalimvaluci3904 7 жыл бұрын
Omar 1111 lol if I tell u where i em from u ll just curse on my country xD
@EllDeeCee 7 жыл бұрын
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. XD
@finnhuman26 7 жыл бұрын
haha
@EnsignRedshirtRicky 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck *never* misses. It is known.
@Dragon_Ruler_1997 7 жыл бұрын
😂
@Shadowtail 7 жыл бұрын
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris once killed 50 terrorists with an M16. Then he flipped off the safety switch and killed 300 more. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris is the only man to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis. A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. The cops surrender to Chuck Norris in GTAV. Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about gas prices. His vehicles run on fear. Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris' computer has no "backspace" button. Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes. The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver and wins. Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity; he got it back. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't lie. He simply changes the truth. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into pre-production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11 - a suicide. Chuck Norris never fails, he tells success to come back when its ready for him. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. Had enough, or would you like me to continue?
@aydenhalsall8528 7 жыл бұрын
Shadowtail z
@Alacran.G 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, it killed 40 people. Then the grenade exploded
@ZxTonyoxZ 7 жыл бұрын
no it was 160 people
@kidspirit 7 жыл бұрын
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@Dragon_Ruler_1997 7 жыл бұрын
Max Hall soooooo many likes jack will c for sure
@grunglegrunkus4023 7 жыл бұрын
Max Hall lol
@ditto5068 7 жыл бұрын
Max Hall lol
@HypeMaster1473 6 жыл бұрын
*Chuck Norris vs 2,000 Chickens* The only remains we found of that battle was a giant pile of feathers and blood...no bodies were found.
@ASteadyForce 4 жыл бұрын
Mans gotta eat
@usbcgaming776 4 жыл бұрын
@@ASteadyForce beak and all
@oliverstvchannel6442 5 жыл бұрын
The whole time I can't stop thinking: "Jack, Chunk has infinite health."
@potatogod9903 5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@gytuj6722 3 жыл бұрын
@@zahando2017 he has 10mil health and when you get his health to 0 it just regens to max you physically cant kill him
@gytuj6722 3 жыл бұрын
@@zahando2017 he cannot die his health regens after he gets to 0
@aarivgandhi9498 3 жыл бұрын
Chunk haha
@reecelane4502 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@skullylord7018 7 жыл бұрын
Legends say if you turn off your sounds you can still hear Jacksepticeye
@zoinksitsanarchy 7 жыл бұрын
EtlejPlays LEL
@pokemonsdoom 7 жыл бұрын
Just pause and at a random time of the day in the distance you can hear "Like a boss" on the wind
@r.d.g3930 7 жыл бұрын
EtlejPlays I've heard dawn near busted an eardrum
@stelianasimionov6764 7 жыл бұрын
GalvatronG1
@liamwalsh8400 7 жыл бұрын
Well that legend is bullshit
@mauriceclaxton9777 6 жыл бұрын
If a chicken was a badass would he be called Cluck Noris
@mauriceclaxton9777 6 жыл бұрын
*Norris*
@DepressyDuck 6 жыл бұрын
That joke was bad and you should feel bad. I'm proud of you.
@mrhothead1016 5 жыл бұрын
@BloodIs Red no it was cringe
@sharklover4920 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@KazzikageTTV 5 жыл бұрын
Maurice Claxton definitely chuck norris would have been so scared of chickens after he would say if u can’t beat em join em *chuck Norris makes an announcement on The News 21* (that’s not a real channel where I live) I have been beaten by a chicken *everybody in the world that’s watching says no fuckin way ass holes big ass lyre if u were beaten by a chicken then I’m the queen of fuckin England (no offense to England) chuck norris says he has become a chicken *he put on a chicken suit after* and says BAK BAK BAK BAK BAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK. No offense to chickens because I am 1... [now that everybody said if he’s been beaten by a chicken then I’m the queen of England.... well then I guess England has millions of queens some boys some girls yet they are still called queens 👸🤮 wow that’s weird]
@chickastley8805 4 жыл бұрын
*Chunk Norris turns chickens into meat sludge* Jack: IT'S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
@blakebrown5855 7 жыл бұрын
Theres only one team truly capable of taking on chuck norris. It's members include Gandalf the Grey, And Gandalf the White, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, And Benito Mussolini, And the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, And Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, And Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan.
@soaringblaze2865 7 жыл бұрын
Ha i see what you did there :P
@Ray.Buttaa 7 жыл бұрын
Blake Brown Don't see Batman on this list..... SIR!!!
@blakebrown5855 7 жыл бұрын
Dl0_Swavee 360 Sorry, but Batman changed back, Into Bruce Wayne. Chuck saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
@lewser2 7 жыл бұрын
Blake Brown omfg yes man
@rage_man8112 7 жыл бұрын
or just bruce lee
@user-nj4ln5xl6p 7 жыл бұрын
Units I would enjoy in uebs: 1)Ghosts that can posses people 2) Dragons 3) Dinosaurs 4) Scavengers that are supposed to be with another force and when something dues they pick up the weapon and without a weapon they throw rocks 5) Tanks 6) trebuchets 7) Castle seige ladder men 6) castle seige towers 7) Demons that are invincible to every character except hero units 8) Ents( the trees men from lord of the rings) 9) Godzilla 10) Wizards 11) Aliens (From alien vs predator) 12) Vampire 13) Vampire hunter 14) Giant 15) Beserker 16) Viking 17) Hunter 18) King( basically all the units follow him round when you put him down) 19) Mutants Control keys: 1) A airstrike barrage button - basically you hear the voice of the guy on the plane on a radio then about 20 rockets come flying down and blow up 2) A resurrection button 3) A hail storm button - Basically all the units get stunned and drop to the ground for a bit then they all start slowly dying 4) Volcano button on a certain map with a volcano 5) Maps: 1) A map entirely based on a castle 2) Volcano ash map 3) Desert with desert storms map 4) Glacial cave map 5) Jungle island map 6) A pub map that's small and gives a effect on every unit to make them drunk and move weird 7) A zombie themed apocalypse ma 8) AI enhancements 1) Make them stay in line with eachother and when a unit departs from a group a small group will follow and if they find the way to the enemies a unit will run back with 20% speed buff and have a point animation and all the units in a area will follow him 2) When there are arrows people will form a shiekd turtle and when they're close they charge 3) Archers will use daggers 4) Zombies feed on dead corpses animation after the battle
@jmfirelord 7 жыл бұрын
JamesPanda25 So much effort Like
@user-nj4ln5xl6p 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thinked a lot what should be fun. I use inspiration of other games.
@chaosinc.382 7 жыл бұрын
Would also be badass if they could get licences to things like Combine, Headcrabs, Antlions, MvM Robots, Tf2 Mercs...
@chaosinc.382 7 жыл бұрын
Ooh. Also DnD Monsters.
@CommieCrab 7 жыл бұрын
JamesPanda25 the lord of the rings treemen are ents, not elk
@floweydreemurr33 5 жыл бұрын
"It's Over, Bananakin! I Have The High-Ground!" ""You Underestimate My Potassium.""
@edwardroach9643 5 жыл бұрын
And with that, Bannakin did a sweet flip and Oaty-wan chopped his legs off and proceeded to make 12:16
@AntorasStudio 4 жыл бұрын
Edward Roach actually anakin's legs were burned off, not cut off
@otterboysworkshop7024 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment ever
@kieronspiteri 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardroach9643 banakin wins
@loki4807 3 жыл бұрын
@@otterboysworkshop7024 r/technicallythetruth
@xcgavin5658 5 жыл бұрын
Anakin vs 4500 grains of sand
@derwolfgaming7775 5 жыл бұрын
What am I missing here?
@SolarSimonDM 5 жыл бұрын
I bet that's quite *irritatin'* .
@focalpoint._ 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough... and it gets everywhere.
@edwardroach9643 5 жыл бұрын
(Bass Boosted) *I don't Like sand, it's irritating and gets everywhere.*
@NeoMatrix5 7 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard in my life. When Chuck Norris entered the Archer area and just started casually walking through with a bazillion arrows firing at him, i laughed till i cried and cried till i couldnt even see the screen anymore. My body hurts now
@loki4807 2 жыл бұрын
your name suits this comment also take the green pill (Neither blue nor red are good)
@tabetha7595 7 жыл бұрын
CHUNK NORRIS VS CHUNK NORRIS!!! (Don't spoil the secret outcome. Just like so Jack can see.)
@staticvibez1686 7 жыл бұрын
Zoul Absol ik what happens
@Cortizelic 7 жыл бұрын
Zoul Absol But chunk Norris can't die
@SkateBake4Life 7 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Perkins he said don't spoil it
@Cortizelic 7 жыл бұрын
AnorexicStapler spoil what?
@PanManDwn 7 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Perkins the outcome of the battle
@rantladyt4442 5 жыл бұрын
Chunk Norris is a meme; memes always win.
@messyalien5164 3 жыл бұрын
ooh, meme time!!!
@dogegamerboom_7753 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a clock He decides what time it is
@connoramstutz3568 4 жыл бұрын
when he sneezes, he blesses himself he doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him
@sergioflores477 7 жыл бұрын
You know a game is good when it's both "Ultimate" and "Epic"
@TheFacelessStoryMaker 7 жыл бұрын
Jack since we've seen Chunk Norris vs. overwhelming odds....we the audience demand....CHUNK VS. CHUNK 1v1 epic battle extraordinare.
@olgagonzalez1087 7 жыл бұрын
it doesnt work
@emarci6009 7 жыл бұрын
shush don't ruin the fun.
@sleekotter1109 7 жыл бұрын
Olga Gonzalez no fair.
@zakrichard1340 7 жыл бұрын
The Salt Shaman it doesn't work
@oli5412 7 жыл бұрын
The Salt Shaman they can't die
@virtuallearningcenter2597 6 жыл бұрын
Jack if you didn’t know that when chuck gets to zero heals he regenerates all his health yup he was made not to die😃
@pamelabonanno4841 6 жыл бұрын
There is no way chuck could take down a lot of anchors, Calvary, knights, heavy knights, and catapults......five minuets later......oh, well ok then
@axxed1288 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris could kill an entire army just by breathing
@Ray.Buttaa 7 жыл бұрын
Zerlak and blinking
@waffleking2531 7 жыл бұрын
Amen.😩Can't breathe (jk not a steryotypical teenage white girl)
@yukioayame7671 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can kill an entire army just by ignoring them
@shadowdash8168 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris could kill 10000000000000000 people in a army just by sleeping
@shadowdash8168 7 жыл бұрын
And 720no-scope with 1 bullet
@cookieey_splatoon 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was supposed to die 5 years ago, but Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
@avayora 7 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@pretzal6024 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Tran I'll give you a dab and a halve to that
@ricardoalves9605 7 жыл бұрын
Avasts That one is old he does not deserve the clap
@kadenclassified3550 7 жыл бұрын
chuck is too badass for death to vagina up and tell him he had got to die
@nomad_joesad1224 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Tran lol
@anzaca1 6 жыл бұрын
For the "Hero" category, they should add Rocky Balboa.
@josukejostar277 4 жыл бұрын
and SUPER MAN
@qwerty9118 6 жыл бұрын
me b like: *"And so, on that day, the war between the penguins and the chickens begun."*
@dominikhameder629 7 жыл бұрын
When Chunk Norris runs out of health he gets it all back. He is invincible in this game. Try to nuke him (N-key).
@kyuubitez3942 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you 😠
@Gormathius 7 жыл бұрын
For some reason your comment made me think of Sister Location. "It seems Chunk doesn't feel like dying. Let's motivate him with a controlled nuke."
@jeremylim2421 7 жыл бұрын
Chunk vs Chunk should happen
@yassir-5605 7 жыл бұрын
+Jeremy Lum we know why ;)
@mohamedconteh4271 7 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Lim It can't,
@bongwater1856 7 жыл бұрын
as a man who loves penguins, I must object. But as a man who also loves carnage, Jesus this was good.
@johnbeachfl1 7 жыл бұрын
Maxwell's Silver Hammer WE ARE SO ALIKE
@bongwater1856 7 жыл бұрын
thank (I hope people know that my name is a Beatles song)
@amybruner744 6 жыл бұрын
chuck noris cant die. wen his hp reaches 0 it coms back. poor chickens. =P
@dmalabongs6651 6 жыл бұрын
Amy Bruner yep men you can watch captainsauce so many troops a zombie spawner
@josiahhevlmao 6 жыл бұрын
Rip chickens
@quqsis7138 5 жыл бұрын
Ai don know men aim never pleyd dis gem bifor bat i si it from kaptensos
@nikorauha5486 5 жыл бұрын
s holy shit can you even write proper sentences in any language
@mrpinguisgamingagain949 4 жыл бұрын
2015: TOP OF THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2017: top of the morning!!!! 2019: top of... Of.....Zzzzzzzzzzz Argh!!! I fell asleep
@jackieg340 7 жыл бұрын
9:46 the soldiers were dabbing as they died 😂😂
@shafaatulislam3767 7 жыл бұрын
Jack, you can also customise your own unit like a chicken with 1,000 000 health, 1,000 000 attack and his name is Septiceyechicken of the bosstronio of the bosstronio Jackscepticeye. Hope I helped you with this game. Oh and hi everybody!!!
@shafaatulislam3767 7 жыл бұрын
I hope that Jack will see this.
@MatthewCobalt 7 жыл бұрын
Shafaatul Islam Dont you mean "clucksepticeye"
@aberendlic3887 7 жыл бұрын
Shafaatul Islam if you do 999999999 that is maximum and for the third thing you can have 7 nines
@totoraven4506 7 жыл бұрын
Shafaatul Islam
@mohamedolayan6737 7 жыл бұрын
Shafaatul Islam m
@TheFanciestCipher 5 жыл бұрын
14:28 One chunk man!
@messyalien5164 3 жыл бұрын
One Chuuuuuuunk!!!!!!!!
@jojonerdz5258 6 жыл бұрын
I almost died of laughter, this was the most i laughed in years lol. Thank you jacksepticeye
@gangstersparrow 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris + Chickens = Chick Norris
@kegans6296 7 жыл бұрын
Grace Payne or cluck Norris
@PremiumCheeses 7 жыл бұрын
Exit's that way.
@haydenellis8484 7 жыл бұрын
Grace Payne Its Cluck Noris
@lightningwarrior8077 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@andrewthomasprism9388 7 жыл бұрын
Hayden Ellis I love you. You are a genius.
@Jsjshdgduw. 7 жыл бұрын
Chunk Norris :I have balls of steel
@chacecurtis8946 7 жыл бұрын
Shrutkirti Kadam you are weard
@emcca-qj7hq 6 жыл бұрын
Eidjjsj
@snackaroo4568 6 жыл бұрын
Superman:i have balls of kryptonite
@avainocencio4884 6 жыл бұрын
Shrutkirti Kadam i
@icepeashooter5050 6 жыл бұрын
Spiderman:I have balls of spider
@maidaestrada5981 5 жыл бұрын
*Chuck (Or Chunk Noris In The Game) Slaps The Soldier Really Hard That The Soldier Died* *Jack Giggles* Soldier: *Cough* *Cough* America.... *Jack Then Bursts Out Of Laughing*
@juvepaapersonwhoshitposts7137 6 жыл бұрын
Only 9001 Chickens Were Harmed..
@thecommunistpirate5841 5 жыл бұрын
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND
@b0ttleghost20 7 жыл бұрын
Jack's laugh at 10:26 fills me with life. IT'S SO ADORABLE! 😭😍💚
@bobspazoid7086 7 жыл бұрын
Jack is killing 2000 birds with one stone.
@caidencevlogz5395 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else come to these videos from 3 years ago to re-live their GREAT childhood. Cant believe Jack's grown so much. 😭😭
@timfangrad5173 Жыл бұрын
Jack: 20'000 archers is what is gonna kill Chunk Me who has seen this series before: Uhh Jack? Can I talk to you real quick before we start? You see, the thing is, Chunk has 1000000 health the restores.
@archiehllee 7 жыл бұрын
Units that must be added to this game: Tanks, Oliphants from LOTR, Apaches, the goat from goat simulator, terminator, robocop, storm troopers, ATATs, Palpatine, Vader, Yoda, the Balrog from LOTR, Robocop, Godzilla, King Kong, a variety of superheroes, bombers, Sauron from LOTR, mortal combat characters, wrecking balls, bulldozers, snipers, Hwachas from TABS, ninjas, pirates, and Jacksepticeye
@denver_mansfield 7 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEEEESS
@archiehllee 7 жыл бұрын
HD SepticHolligon BRILLIANT IDEA
@CyprusHartford 7 жыл бұрын
you said robocop twice and jacksepticeye should be the only thing able to kill chunk Norriss
@TheFunniBaconMan 7 жыл бұрын
They need to add Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan.
@ryantruvis4592 7 жыл бұрын
If they add all of that it would kinda break thr game.
@shd0wc0re98 7 жыл бұрын
Jack if you see this! (which I highly doubt.) in the next Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, bejesus that is a mouthful. Please make 10 gold knights in front with 100 heavy knights as their allies as they face off an army of 200 orcs, 300 goblins, if there are goblins if not just regular footmen but only 250. 10 catapults on both sides and 10 Giant Ogres at the back of the army. That MIGHT. don't quote me on this, but it might look epic also have it at back of the castle near the bridge. The humans will take a Stand!!! For the king! XD One last thing, for dramatic effect. put 150 Cavalry and 300 more Heavy knights far away from the battle they will be the reinforcements needed to turn the tide in the humans favor... Or you can just put a Chunk Norris. XD
@bigboijimmyfungus 7 жыл бұрын
OOOOOORRRR 299 persians and a gold knight(king leodinas) vs 1000 spartans.
@NathanaelTB 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Sauti but wasn't Leonidas a Spartan?
@shd0wc0re98 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, you got it backwards man. it is 300 Spartans vs 1000 or was it 10000 Persians? either way it was 300 Spartans
@johngammon2612 5 жыл бұрын
Wow what great battle music from chickens getting their feathers plucked 2:39
@Rynden_Nihilus 5 жыл бұрын
What's the name of that music? I have to know!
@exoknight1639 6 жыл бұрын
Only with jack can you see penguins fight tourtosis
@silence7524 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine they add a new character and it's called"boss" but it's jack
@silence7524 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe he can be in hero and he can summon sam(the septic eye)
@avayora 7 жыл бұрын
*gasp* yes. that's beautiful. i'm just imagining it rn.
@ccs8847 7 жыл бұрын
Issac The Issac I dunno about that last part but that may happen as he is giving the game support, they may recognize it.
@edvinknutsson5421 7 жыл бұрын
Jackspedicy
@hanedykoot9484 7 жыл бұрын
Issac The Issac if they did that Jack would kill them just by breathing
@NiphanosTheLost 7 жыл бұрын
I just realised that the felt Sam at the end spells out JACK while it dances.
@roninx8309 7 жыл бұрын
Wait, when did it have a name? I missed it XD
@laneslash6639 7 жыл бұрын
Since 1-2 years ago. XD
@KAWGAMING 7 жыл бұрын
oh rly?
@Ninja-pm5wk 7 жыл бұрын
Thrackerzod Ph'phlegeth it does?????
@travismcnabb4673 7 жыл бұрын
Well holy crap it does. I just found that out and now it's gone lol oh well.
@Nos_01 5 жыл бұрын
Next : 2,000 Chuck Norris Vs 1 chicken
@Lase211 7 жыл бұрын
Penguins versus turtles.. I didn't think i'd see that in my entire life.. Thank you Jack for letting this to be a part of my life!
@Lase211 7 жыл бұрын
Also.. Never underestimate the POWER OF CHICKENS!
@smolgaypotato 7 жыл бұрын
OOONE CHUUUUUUUUUUUNK
@ends.paradox 7 жыл бұрын
Kennedy Pierce a FUUUCCCKKKK YEEEEAAAAHHH
@adman4150 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once swam through land. Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun, then the eclipse happened.
@ultimateewa2168 5 жыл бұрын
For the anime nerds (like me) Chunk Norris: 8 trigrams 64 palms Rotation
@tashadilan5740 7 жыл бұрын
I want Chunk Norris to be the next Overwatch hero
@metazoxan2 7 жыл бұрын
No because that would be lazy and stupid. Honesly it's annoying how they added him in this game. They just gave him more or less infinite health and high attack and AOE. If you're going to put an OP unit in the game make them fun to use or watch.
@crimsonphoenix8907 7 жыл бұрын
so butthurt?
@radsimp5710 7 жыл бұрын
Natt_exe YES
@ololadea5285 6 жыл бұрын
Natt_exe I
@sharongoodyer1160 6 жыл бұрын
that would be unfair but very fun
@pedropaschoalbressane1803 7 жыл бұрын
Jack there's a new map and you can custom your soldiers
@MrMoth69 5 жыл бұрын
5:56 Wth was that noise XD
@zakkaj9105 4 жыл бұрын
10:17 Jack: and with that, there was one soldier left on the battlefield. He tried his best to take down Chunk, BUT HE WAS NO MATCH!! Soldier: (cough cough) murica.... Me and jack: (laughs asses off)
@EhrenMeister 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Jack you can custom Chose the attack speed, speed, health and damage of every unit
@nathanmitchell1117 7 жыл бұрын
Like ProPlayer comment so jack sees this... JSE please customise them please it's at the top of the screen when you pick the people
@EhrenMeister 7 жыл бұрын
yeah PLZ
@EhrenMeister 7 жыл бұрын
Like and comment plz
@irfanirwanda8795 7 жыл бұрын
ProPlayer wut?
@dontwatchmyvideo6998 7 жыл бұрын
ProPlayer *DON'T READ MY NAME*
@SkinsBeast13 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris Throws Cows Into Milkshakes
@RexReality 5 жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna tell jack that chunk Norris is invincible
@brainlit6530 5 жыл бұрын
6:07 naruto fight music plays in background
@minialatria8786 7 жыл бұрын
do chunk Norris vs chunk Norris also press the N button to drop nukes
@Jason-wg3zh 7 жыл бұрын
did you say nukes?
@minialatria8786 7 жыл бұрын
yes nukes
@Storm_Sys7 7 жыл бұрын
mini_alatria wtf. ..
@minialatria8786 7 жыл бұрын
thank for spoiling it
@deadboii6x636 7 жыл бұрын
OranTOO More like a universal warning! WARNING UNIVERSE HAS CRASHED! ERROR CODE : WHAT THE FUCK!!
@vexsweaty8957 7 жыл бұрын
CHUNK NORRIS VS CHUNK NORRIS
@nix4110 7 жыл бұрын
Catbug Why not?
@waffleking2531 7 жыл бұрын
MY BRAIN HURTS
@Astralwolf23 7 жыл бұрын
It's pretty funny what happens, and hats off to the developer
@PlanetTelex00 7 жыл бұрын
Chunk Norris V.S. Dark Peasant.
@yungcoculus7309 7 жыл бұрын
Vex Sweaty I was thinking the same thing
@gawinmcelhiney2534 6 жыл бұрын
When Chunk dose push ups it's not Chunk that move it's the world.
@kv2imfromtheussr380 5 жыл бұрын
7:26 alright who spilled the white paint?!
@TacoFlacko 7 жыл бұрын
Haha these animal battles are hilarious!!
@TacoFlacko 7 жыл бұрын
😂
@muricadeelanbarney3801 7 жыл бұрын
TacoFlacko jacks battles have actually been the most boring compared to others
@Little_yuerand 7 жыл бұрын
TacoFlacko i know xd
@hambroger4945 7 жыл бұрын
Murica Deelan Barney jack is the best KZfaqr ever you are the worst comment person ever
@youtubeofficial4066 7 жыл бұрын
RICH AND AMAZING seriously murica is right go watch draegast
@ishtube3771 7 жыл бұрын
An arrow hit chuck Norris. After 20 mins of dragging himself against the floor, the arrow finally bled out. RIP
@AKhajiitNamedNademoe 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris got bit by a king cobra. And after 5 days of agonizing pain... the king cobra died
@amadodiallo3167 7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris fell into a pool of lava. After 30 minutes of massive pain, the lava burned.
@Dragon_Ruler_1997 7 жыл бұрын
nadzilla007 chuck norris took a arrow to the knee
@kaze0fox 7 жыл бұрын
And the arrow was the one broken completely. To what I heard that arrow that hit Chuck Norris is in the Insane Ward because it was so broken.
@Derpyliscous9107 7 жыл бұрын
JAB 97 I used to be an arrow unlike you, but then I took a chuck norris to the knee(?).
@MrNose4399 4 жыл бұрын
timeline of intros 1. top of the morning to ya laddies! 2. TOP OF THE MORNIN TYA LADDIES!! 3. TOPODAMORNTYALADDIES!! 4. ding ding top of morning!
@undertalelv1009 6 жыл бұрын
With one last dying gasp, the Lone Soldier utters a single word, before collapsing.Merica.
@arandomelie8578 7 жыл бұрын
20000 archers Jojo: Nani? *And one Chuck noris* Jojo:NANI!?!?!
@goldensallyandgoldenvally3472 7 жыл бұрын
Rico: What'll we do now, boys?
@mildredhill5858 7 жыл бұрын
Jeff the Killer is real.RUN FOR YOUR LIFES
@bananabuttersomethin 6 жыл бұрын
"This is what's gonna do it" Do what, break your computer completely?
@M1K3. 6 жыл бұрын
Chunk says Jack sux Chunk Norris vs Jack's fans RIP Chunk, fought too much fans
@daniyal7903 5 жыл бұрын
What if chuck norris vs 9 year old army
@thetrashiestman 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck can't hit 9 year olds so 9 year old army wins
@Purple-hd2kl 7 жыл бұрын
There is no fucking way my computer is going to run this game.
@Purple-hd2kl 7 жыл бұрын
What?
@thebaker9291 7 жыл бұрын
Jack you can activate the nuke
@zeepthy 7 жыл бұрын
Julian gacutan Yes, yes he can boi.
@HypeMaster1473 3 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by KFC “It’s Finger Licking Good!”
@asgardninja9674 5 жыл бұрын
Should customize a tortise to give them super speed. It looks hilarious
@Sad-rr7uy 7 жыл бұрын
chuck cant die if he gets close he will regenerate it instantly
@erikhernandezzayas8656 7 жыл бұрын
thatbobguy JM yes good thing
@Sad-rr7uy 7 жыл бұрын
Super good
@soundless_echos7914 7 жыл бұрын
thatbobguy JM FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT 😄🔫
@Sad-rr7uy 7 жыл бұрын
Soundless_Echos lol
@Sad-rr7uy 7 жыл бұрын
Soundless_Echos i know it is annoying sometimes that's why when I do games im gonna watch two episodes
@tristonturner7065 7 жыл бұрын
increase the attack speed of the catapults in the custom units section to create a mschine gun catupult
@tristonturner7065 7 жыл бұрын
like this so jack can see this
@donho6480 7 жыл бұрын
it was done before in another youtuber's video. jack would love it.
@tristonturner7065 7 жыл бұрын
Don Ho LazarBeam and i know
@kncoal7845 4 жыл бұрын
It’s fun going back and watching some of jacks older videos I know back when he wasn’t depressed all the time
@rosiehighqueenofall5046 4 жыл бұрын
Watching jack trying to find a height difference between penguins and chickens is amazing
@jogarstang7863 7 жыл бұрын
when jack learns about dropping nukes EVERYTHING EXPLODES AND THE GAME CRASHES!!!!!!!
@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477 7 жыл бұрын
can we all agree that Jack's spirit animal is either a pengu not penguin just pengu or a meerkat
@astillia6073 7 жыл бұрын
lol wut, I just installed Borderlands 2 Game Of The Year, and I see you.
@mattattack2836 7 жыл бұрын
Jack's spirit animal is the grass clippings from my garden (:
@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477 7 жыл бұрын
oh hello EXPLOSIONS!!!!!
@Serpleti 7 жыл бұрын
NUUT NUUT
@Dragon_Ruler_1997 7 жыл бұрын
Mister Torgue High Five Flexington eitihr way thats not how u spell pingu
@sauce903 6 жыл бұрын
-jack walks into a military base full of nukes-jack:THIS IS MY BASE NOW
@EpicUwU_ 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing stands a chance against Chuck Norris
@crow.p828 6 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey C ...one day in the future 2000 super chickens
@goober784 6 жыл бұрын
Cause he’s fucking Chunk norris.
@klub8431 6 жыл бұрын
You mean *Chunk* Norris
@goober784 6 жыл бұрын
Lpaidtiger97 Fixed it.
@charadreemurr344 5 жыл бұрын
Except... *HIMSELF*
@ther1758 7 жыл бұрын
Try the unit customise You can make really strong chickens or fast Spartans
@ther1758 7 жыл бұрын
And if you really use a zombie it will always make a copy zombie of units and if the zombie was strong the other zombies would be strong too
@NukerPuker 7 жыл бұрын
lazarbeam refrences
@MavsFromMars 7 жыл бұрын
ZeDShrImP ikr did you watch that on 8Bit-Ryan?
@ther1758 7 жыл бұрын
I knew somebody else had to watch Lazarbeam
@ther1758 7 жыл бұрын
Have subbed to him
@davidberdan4759 7 жыл бұрын
500 WW2 vs 1000 turtles
@bryansmyth4237 7 жыл бұрын
David Berdan tortoises*
@AXELVISSERS 7 жыл бұрын
you mean 50 us WW2 soldiers vs 1000 turtles (500 is op)
@disaster_cat 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: 20000 archers over here, and here, one chunk Me: They never even stood a chance
@monkeyballin4575 5 жыл бұрын
Jack : *wakes up* What if I made Chunk Norris fight 2000 chickens...
@spencercasey1306 7 жыл бұрын
you can also make custom troops! increase the attack speed of a catapult or an archer and make them full auto like lazar beam did!
@_.440._.brad._5 7 жыл бұрын
you can edit troops like so jack can see
@tawfekbaseel8065 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: what's it gonna be like if I put a million chickens vs a million penguins Me:oh I'll tell you what's it gonna be like 1 fps
@RoxNotKiddo 6 жыл бұрын
*CHUCK NORRIS SLAUGHTERS CHICKENS* JACK: "YES!!! IT'S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED!!!"
@danim06yeet29 7 жыл бұрын
FYI chunk noris can't die, he regens health
@gabbyrusso2436 7 жыл бұрын
That lasts battle was literally Native Americans v.s. Settlers.
@thaotaku9521 5 жыл бұрын
10:25 killed me
@tycho7006 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see that Snake Norris remembers the basics of CQC after all
@grimreaper9258 7 жыл бұрын
At 8:35 I was just yelling in my head AMERICA!!!!!!!
@rickroll3100 7 жыл бұрын
Jack, zombies infect people into zombies.
@zachthedjgamer2418 7 жыл бұрын
zombie vs chunk norris
@Theunholyborn 7 жыл бұрын
guys..no.. we all know the rule "if a zombie bites chuck norris chuck norris doesn't turn into a zombie the zombie turns into chuck norris
@ventus1332 7 жыл бұрын
haha
@annadoesroblox6205 6 жыл бұрын
if you turn on subtitles at 1:50, it says poorly impersonates penguins
@exquisitebuffoon7957 6 жыл бұрын
The only thing that can possibly even HURT Chunk is *stepping on a Lego.*
@account3746 7 жыл бұрын
I WISH AT ULTIMATE EPIC BATTLE SIMULATOR THEY WOULD ADD JACKSEPTICEYE
@enevy3165 7 жыл бұрын
He would just scream until his opponent becomes deaf and vibrates so much from his sound waves that their molecules separate from their chemical bonds until they're reduced to nothing but a pile o' chemicals. But this doesn't affect Jack. Because Jack is Jack.
@tt18sp94 7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@abelarnold4363 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
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