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@jbvader7212 жыл бұрын
Sean Bean stopped taking roles where his character dies after "Game of Thrones" because we made too many memes about it. Was it worth it?
@DiceFTW2738 жыл бұрын
"The girl has huge blue hair and a hover bike..." Still a better Bulma then the one in Dragon Ball Evolution! XD
@TheArceusftw8 жыл бұрын
+DiceFTW273 Yeah, This Bulma Cosplayer, actually bothered to dye her hair blue, instead of one streak.
@oswin12348 жыл бұрын
+DiceFTW273 A turd is better than Dragonball Evolution.....
@xgray20128 жыл бұрын
+DiceFTW273 I guess that's true.
@terrancethetentaclemonster91698 жыл бұрын
"Bees are genetically-engineered to recognize royalty." Can we test that by releasing several swarms of Africanised Honey Bees into Buckingham Palace? It would amuse me.
@mageless81924 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD
@mageless81924 жыл бұрын
50% NO and 50% caaan we? *Smeghead Smirk*
@phantomslay56123 жыл бұрын
Bees. My god.
@mageless81923 жыл бұрын
RELEASE THE BEES
@Declan-pg8cg3 жыл бұрын
Oh that would be funny to watch. I'd laugh maniacally as the fear turned their legs to royal jelly.
@albion654 жыл бұрын
Surprised no one mentioned this in 5 years but JUPITER ASCENDING was clearly an attempt by the Wachowski's to do a space opera remake of the 1914 (yep that old) adventure serial THE PERILS OF PAULINE. The "Jupiter kidnapped, Canine rescues her" bit done over and over was an update of the serials cliffhanger format.
@derekbates43162 жыл бұрын
It's like Star Wars x Twilight had a baby, and it had all the adorableness of Plan 9 From Outer Space.
@hkkobayashi76576 жыл бұрын
My brother bought this movie and I watched it with him and his daughter. He has never really been someone to really pay attention to a movie that much like I do. And he usually falls asleep. This was the first movie where when it ended, he just sat up and said, "Well that was a bad movie."
@TDF90558 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I went to see 'Kingsman' instead of 'Saturn Rising' as my dad once called this movie.
@maksymcazymir17276 жыл бұрын
kingsman secret service? "Manners. Maketh. Man."
@Horvath_Gabor8 жыл бұрын
We tried to watch this movie with my friend and we literally fell asleep. However he made an ingenious observation that got stuck in my head: The bad guys are Bela Lugosi style classic vampires... IN SPACE! Think about it: They have a victorian theme to their clothing while having a gothic theme to their architecture, they harvest human bodily fluids (blood/DNA) which they use to stay young forever, and the bathing scene had a distinct Bathory vibe to it. They are also subdued, seductive and haughty with a crazy streak and they view their human servants/subjects as nothing but live-stock to fuel their immortality. Also, to stay with the classic horror theme, the female lead is an "innocent maiden" being tempted by the vampires while her love interest is a sciencey werewolf. All the movie needs is a creature created from the bodies from several humans and animated with electricity/science and we have the entire classic horror lineup. Maybe we could even stick a mummy in there somewhere as well...
@TheBonkleFox5 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that's a wolf.
@warrirornunluv8012 жыл бұрын
Bees. My God.
@wjzav19712 жыл бұрын
You are onto something. What if Dracula came to London and found that vampirism was not illegal. He could have built a legit business where he turns rich people into vampires and a harvesting operation in which he provides them with blood for boatloads of money.
@Crowvamp1979 Жыл бұрын
@@wjzav1971 Have you read "Anno Dracula" by Kim Newman? It is mostly about the fallout if Van Helsing failed, but vampirism becomes stylish among the rich and powerful.
@roberttreacy82717 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Jones? Sounds like a porn name.
@juliagoodwin34615 жыл бұрын
Robert Treacy I think it sounds more like a name for a sassy black female detective. Not some useless bint.
@diegobareno58204 жыл бұрын
Better name than Stormy Daniels.
@kingsford36573 жыл бұрын
2:45 - 2:50 As a former hotel maid, I have never known anyone to scrub a toilet by kneeling on the floor in front of it. Nor did we contemplate our life choices while *leaning our forearms on the rim!!!!*
@eddieolshefski64675 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with Smeghead. We need to have a movie with Jeremy Irons, Michael Sheen and Eddie Redmayne together. Hilarity in the making right there. I will pay big money to see it in theaters.
@imaadshahrukh48295 жыл бұрын
With Guy Pearce added in.
@roberttreacy82717 жыл бұрын
When Eddie Redmayne whispers, he sounds like Voldemort.
@Lauren_2104 жыл бұрын
Funny how you mention that because Eddie Redmayne is currently Newt Scamander in the Fantastic Beast series (which is part of the Wizarding World). 😂
@KorenLesthe4 жыл бұрын
« avada... kadavra... DO IT !! »
@emryslurker15574 жыл бұрын
I think Redmayne expected it to be a melodrama space opera. Only, CWS was actually the producers. 😂
@swizzle43442 жыл бұрын
Him: "Yes, he's part wolf and his name is Caine. As in canine. Because fuck subtlety." Me: an owner of a wolf dog named Kane. 💅
@Derah_OG8 жыл бұрын
Jupiter Ascending. In the theoretical case that the wachowskis actually manage to get a sequel greenlit, how would they call it? Uranus Expanding? =D **ba dum tss** Get it? Uranus................ okay I'll go away now.
@chadcastagana91817 жыл бұрын
Gas Probes from Pluto
@victorhernandez87236 жыл бұрын
Derah Real mature.
@lightyearpig125 жыл бұрын
And what about any prequels like Mercury Growing, Venus Amassing, Earth Rising and Mars Strengthening?
@juhaniaho66985 жыл бұрын
Derah Jupiter Ascending Uranus Expanding Neptune Growing Pluto Rising And now the prequels: Mars Descending Earth Tightening Venus Shrinking Mercury Lowering
@mikestanmore26144 жыл бұрын
Clever. 👍
@chadcastagana91817 жыл бұрын
15:56 "yes sympathize with this" Jupiter Jones is a human being that never volunteered for the role unlike the fearless superhero Princess Leia who has no human weaknesses
@thatonkgau522110 ай бұрын
Yeah and she accepted the role and changed her mind halfway
@hernehaugen68784 жыл бұрын
I was NOT prepared for that sudden Jeremy Irons clip, and I choked on my water. Good one, dude.
@nathaniellevesque27828 жыл бұрын
If there was to be a movie made of Redmayne, Irons, and Sheen hamming it up, there would be arrest warrants out for the producers. Why you might ask, the people who would see the movie would literally die of laughter.
@michaelsinger46388 жыл бұрын
+Nathaniel Levesque Don't forget about Angus MacFayden in Warriors of Virtue. "llolololoo, WARRIORS, come out and plllaaaay, hahahahhaha." Seriously, that was hamming it up at it's most hilarious.
@NoMoreNever8 жыл бұрын
+Michael Singer I would suggest adding Wings Hauser from Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time to that list as well. His villain Arklon in that movie is easily the best thing about it! And thank you for reminding me of Komodo, he is beyond hilarious! XD
@ph897878 жыл бұрын
+Nathaniel Levesque Throw in Tim Curry for good measure.
@lotte95038 жыл бұрын
+Michael Singer Lol your comment made me laugh so hard, I didn't understand a thing he said during that scene "lololololo!" XD That would definitely complete the freakshow.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju718 жыл бұрын
And John Travolta's character Terl from Battlefield Earth.
@serenitymoon8258 жыл бұрын
I've never been stung by a bee, I must be royalty too!
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
Same.
@BarronVonSchnoot4 жыл бұрын
Y’all are lucky. And probably royalty.
@roberttrester40303 жыл бұрын
I cover my whole naked body with bees and honey and let the dog lick it off. IM DEFINITELY ROYALTY!!!
@themann66693 жыл бұрын
Does it make you a deity if you've never been stung by wasps??
@gamestation26908 жыл бұрын
I think this review is miles better than the Nostalgia Critic's.
@victoriamartines50308 жыл бұрын
+GameStation3 Both are good in their own rights.
@victoriamartines50308 жыл бұрын
Scratch that: NC's review was better. Smeghead ripped off allot from it. Even word by word lines. I'm not saying Smeghead done a worse review. It's only the sensation of deja-vu that make this review like an yesterday soup: it help you with the hunger, but it not satisfy it. He can do pretty good job and he can be fairly original, but this review get a ''meh'' from me.
@ithinkmynameismoo5e8 жыл бұрын
+GameStation3 Smeghead is much more clever.
@cloudysky5818 жыл бұрын
+victoria martines Well, there's only so many different ways you can call shitty movies shit.
@eakintunde848 жыл бұрын
ithinkmynameismoose I completely agree. The Smeghead is more concise, direct, and his humor is not that of a 5 year-old. Plus you don't have to sit through a 5 minute unfunny skit before the actual review.
@drakkenmensch8 жыл бұрын
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to see a movie starring those three large hams!
@roberttreacy82715 жыл бұрын
Drakkenmensch Silverflare Me too! Along with John Travolta (Battlefield Earth) and Hugh Jackman (Pan).
@WinterSteele8 жыл бұрын
I think "Jupiter Ascending" would've worked a lot better as a novel. Some concepts are best explored within a written medium because they would seem overly silly/ridiculous if depicted in live-action, and this is a great example of that.
@dvass72538 жыл бұрын
I think Eddie Redmayne has waited his whole life to play a villainous role. Prior to Jupiter Ascending, he auditioned for the role of Harry Osborn in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, being friends with Andrew Garfield and all. No offense to Dane DeHaan, I thought he did a really good job, but oh boy, is the idea of Eddie as the Green Goblin awesome. Plus, he's still holding out hope that one day he'll get to play a villain in the Marvel Cinematic Universe:"I think those Marvel films like The Avengers - Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston are pals and they look like they have quite a lot of fun on there, so perhaps I could play some sort of weird English baddie."So, guys, which Marvel or, heck, even DC villain do you want Eddie Redmayne to play?
@jetray967 жыл бұрын
Stilt-Man
@cameronantoine21066 жыл бұрын
I honestly think he could play Count Vertigo for DC or Captain Britain for Marvel.
@GaryTurbo3 жыл бұрын
Joker
@GaryTurbo3 жыл бұрын
Joker
@michaelwinchester50032 жыл бұрын
I know the part has already been cast but I think he could've been a really cool Riddler in the new Batman movie
@Zice0338 жыл бұрын
Spongebob kicked this movie's ass on it's opening weekend. Now I have this wonderful image of SpongeBob kicking Eddie Redmayne's whispery, screaming ass.
@TiciTotyTony8 жыл бұрын
Spongebob never won an Oscar ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) i thought his performance in Grandma's Kisses was a scene stealer
@TheHeroOfTomorrow8 жыл бұрын
+Zice033 Which is odd, because when he screams he sounds like a hybrid of Spongebob and Sam Kinnison. "GO!!!"
@wjzav19712 жыл бұрын
You can really tell, they were inspired by Anime on this one, if you look at the costume designs and overall story and world building. The Wachowskies should try their hand at Anime Adaptation at some point.
@MetaLord3955 ай бұрын
Didn't they already do that with Speed Racer?
@MelBrooksFan787 жыл бұрын
Sean Bean was in three movies in 2015 (Jupiter Ascending, Pixels, and The Martian)...and he didn't die in any one of them.
@l.tc.50327 жыл бұрын
MelBrooksFan78 maybe he's tired of it and only took roles where he wouldn't die.
@MelBrooksFan787 жыл бұрын
L. T C. I'll believe that, because that's how I'd feel too.
@Darkslayer2897 жыл бұрын
With only one of them being good.
@BugsyFoga6 жыл бұрын
MelBrooksFan78 That's a world record!!!
@jbvader7213 жыл бұрын
@@l.tc.5032 In 2019, Sean Bean has said he stopped taking roles where his character dies after "Game of Thrones". Apparently, we made way too many jokes about it.
@elveganocordobes67088 жыл бұрын
The burocratic secuence of Jupiter Ascending reminds me Hitchikers guide to the galaxy, but much much worse
@midgetwthahacksaw5 жыл бұрын
El Vegano Cordobes At least that scene in Hitchhikers was MEANT to be boring and added character development for the aliens. Also for comic effect in a dry sense. Here? It's torture.
@thatonkgau52212 жыл бұрын
I think Jupiter ascending could've worked if they made it a TV show and tried a lot harder to make Jupiter a more interesting and compatant female heroin. And tried to simplify the plot a lot more.
@nathaniellevesque27828 жыл бұрын
Well he was accurate about Redmayne winning the Razzie for worst supporting actor.
@michaelsinger46388 жыл бұрын
This movie is almost worth watching just for Eddie Redmayne. He's hilarious. "I OVER ACT!!!! And underact."
@deer53198 жыл бұрын
you are an underrated reviewer and also your facial expressions are hilarious
@171QA8 жыл бұрын
Remember that Neo chose to save his girlfriend instead of the human race. The directors rehashed their own mistakes.
@teheyepatch8 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of seeing that Spaceballs clip. It always fits so well :D
@zeonthedigger68518 жыл бұрын
All hail Emperor Smeghead!
@galeforce31927 жыл бұрын
"Bees have been genetically engineered to recognize royalty." This needs to be said: royal jelly, you're doing it wrong.
@RawbeardX6 жыл бұрын
YES! finally someone else who put the connection between Eddie Redmayne's performance and Jeremy Irons' in the D&D movie. and I wonder what came first, him acting crazy, or the dragon men, to tie those even closer
@NicklasZandeVGCP2001 Жыл бұрын
"I create life," Prince Balem explained calmly. "And I'll destroy it."
@TheFLAMEXD8 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I seriously geeked out when you mentioned Anime convention.
@171QA8 жыл бұрын
+Thunder Goku I would've gone with cyberpunk in favor with the whole sci-fi feel.
@MercenaryX218 жыл бұрын
This thing is Twilight in space, I'm not touching it with anything!
@catfoy88886 жыл бұрын
No the host was on earth
@Blaqjaqshellaq4 жыл бұрын
When he gets his wings back, does a bell ring?
@johnnysparkle Жыл бұрын
Word of Saint Paul: Mila Kunis says that the main reason Jupiter is stuck cleaning houses is because she's too lazy to get a different job. Eddie Redmayne says Balem speaks with a rasp because a wolf-man ripped out his larynx (but hasn't said whether it was Caine).
@davidmayo71194 жыл бұрын
I actually liked Jupiter Ascending. I was the ONLY one in the theater that burst out laughing when Aro burst out in that wierd possesd 5 year old girl laugh, It was great.
@countbleck7538 жыл бұрын
Why does a girl bear the name of Jupiter, a male roman god?
@Cthulu19858 жыл бұрын
Because "Venus Ascending" sounds a bit porn-ish...
@grainneorgracequinn28888 жыл бұрын
Oh...
@maksymcazymir17276 жыл бұрын
because when you say jupiter you think about a woman. at least me. so yea
@devintariel37696 жыл бұрын
Uranus Descending is also not what you want to see when you "push too hard" for a Blockbuster if you know what I mean
@martythetickler8 жыл бұрын
I'd do pretty much anything to see Eddie Redmayne and Jeremy Irons in a movie together. Michael Sheen, I think, is a tad too subtle. :)
@michaelsinger46388 жыл бұрын
+martythetickler Nicolas Cage, got to have Nicolas Cage in a "hamming it up" contest. That's just universal law.
@martythetickler8 жыл бұрын
+Michael Singer If I liked Nicholas Cage, perhaps. But I don't. So no movie I ever see will have him.
@Genevieve10238 жыл бұрын
+BrokenWolf1990 What about William Shatner?
@martythetickler8 жыл бұрын
I've only seen Star Trek from Shatner and he didn't overact in that at all. Except, of course, for "KHAAAAAAAAN!!"
@ph897878 жыл бұрын
Throw in Tim Curry for good measure.
@mnirwin51123 жыл бұрын
4:22 " ... by a man with pointy ears and hoverskates." My first thought: "WTF is Spock doing on hoverskates??"
@caitling.93585 жыл бұрын
The concept and second half sounds like "Sailor Moon," but Sailor Moon could actually take care of herself sometimes.
@forfluf8 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how the critics devour this movie like it was BBQ sauce drenched ribs.
@sebastianemond53133 жыл бұрын
15:10 - 15:21 Mel Gibson: "They seem to have trouble with pantry doors."
@dvass72538 жыл бұрын
13:02 - Actually, Sean, Kalique did have a motive for kidnapping Jupiter. Right after she reveals that her mother died, she says "My mother and I did not always get along. But I hope that this Recurrence might mean a second chance for both of us." She saw this as a chance to make amends with her mother and she wanted to take that chance. Granted, it could've been delved into a little more, but it's something. And I actually wish they had explored this more, because unlike her brothers, Kalique actually comes across as an honest and kind person, not a backstabber like Titus. I got the sense that she really loved her mother and missed her very much. Granted, she still supports the harvesting of other worlds for making the Abrasax Youth Serum, but you see what I'm getting at - there was a lot of possibilities to be had with her character. Which is why Jupiter Ascending should've been made into a TV series because that's its biggest problem to me - it feels like a TV show season which got crammed into a 2-hour movie, and my God, does it show. I still find the movie entertaining, but the fact remains that it's a goddamn clusterfuck. It's clear that the Wachowskis had tons of idea they wanted to explore, but they couldn't due to the limited runtime.
@user-nw7jx2sv4q8 жыл бұрын
Waited for TOO long, Smeghead! Missed you way too much! ^_^
@phookadude4 жыл бұрын
This movie could have been fixed in the end with a simple bit. The bad guy grabs her and all the sudden she looks up and says "I just realized something, I have grown up scrubbing toilets in a gravity well and you've spent a millennia in a zero gee orgy chamber." She then snaps his arm like a twig.
@Scatscar19853 жыл бұрын
Anyone who remembers "The Three Investigatiors" books, will find the name Jupiter Jones very familiar...
@MrPleers8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see a "Fant4stic" review Sean.
@MrKlausbaudelaire2 жыл бұрын
The thing about this movie is that... I kinda like this idea. Earth being used for "cattle" by a Game of Thrones-esque family who use it to be immortal, each one wanting t otake over the planet but they need to get over the obstacle that is the "reincarnation" of the matriarch, conveyed by the genetic code repeating itself (which is almost a mathematical impossibility) which, for me, could be an entire trilogy rather than cram it all in a single movie.
@charlesvan138 жыл бұрын
You missed the part where Jupiter uses a maxipad as a bandage on Wolfman.
@nonblanc72885 ай бұрын
i'd completely blanked having seen this movie at the cinema. Thanks for reminding me why it has no place in my memory
@weaselsworld4 жыл бұрын
Something that was missed, best filed under "fuck subtlety": That elephant man's name was Ganesh. As in the Hindu god of beginnings, who has the head of an elephant. So you gotta wonder: what did that do for that elephant guy's brother Marvin? I'm sure there were some hurt feelings in that family...
@oswin12348 жыл бұрын
I am halfway through this review and I already know what the producer's thought process was during the pitching process.... Concept 1) That sounds AWESOME! Concept 2) That sounds AWESOME! Concepts 3-Fnarg) These sound AWESOME! Now make a movie with them in it....
@JeffreyDeCristofaro3 жыл бұрын
"Needs of the many, bitch!" LMFAO 🤣 Yeah, I saw this with my mom and kid bro and for whatever fun moments we had, we also had a problem with the title character, such a shame since Mila Kunis did her best. Also, apparently our local film critic was one of the very FEW to give this a position review upon release mostly for its style and silliness.
@grzegorzbalcerak5764 жыл бұрын
props for the Opeth t-shirt!
@roberttreacy82716 жыл бұрын
I CREATE LIFE....and I destroy it.
@hexroadammo96084 жыл бұрын
Imagine the character is a guy and his name is Dick Uranus
@Isaac-gh5ku4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Jupiter Ascending was made by The Asylum Studio? Then it will be a proper B-movie.
@nathaniellevesque27828 жыл бұрын
It's rare that both the Smeghead and the Nostalgia Critic release new reviews on the same day.
@lauradietrich94245 жыл бұрын
I would just like to mention that Olivia de Havilland's Maid Marian in 1938's "The Adventures of Robin Hood" needs to be rescued only once. Bear that in mind: Maid Marian, one of fiction's premiere damsels in distress, in a movie made over 80 years ago by a bunch of dudes who didn't give a wet fart about feminism, needs to be rescued exactly ONCE. Jupiter Jones, on the other hand, an allegedly "strong female character" in a movie made in the 2010s, needs to be rescued an embarrassing number of times and is dull, forgettable, and contributes jack all to the plot. Again, just something to think about.
@RichardWatt4 жыл бұрын
And in Maid Marian and her Merry Men, Marian kicks ass, rarely needs rescuing (if ever), and it's Robin Hood who's the doofus.
@justinriley8 жыл бұрын
Here are my (soon to be wrong) predictions for the next review: 1. The Phantom Menace 2. Lost In Space 3. Pluto Nash
@UnclePhil734 жыл бұрын
Everyone craps on the Matrix sequels. I really enjoyed the entire trilogy. Yes the original was the best of the three, but all three were an enjoyable ride.
@WideAwakeViking3 жыл бұрын
I liked the fist two, but the third....
@jfchm3 жыл бұрын
I'm new in your channel, good reviews. It's funny but not over the top, like it. And like your shirt, Opeth is great!
@ph897878 жыл бұрын
Well it killed a couple of hours on my flight up to Hong Kong last year. So it's not all bad.
@rogerlynch52793 жыл бұрын
9:20 Here is another Computer Game reference. This room reminds a lot at the Landing Plattform for the gondula from the Earth surface in BIOSHOCK INFINITY.
@XxSilverTipxX8 жыл бұрын
Yesss!! Love these so much!
@user-nw7jx2sv4q8 жыл бұрын
Your "GO!!!" tops the Redmayne "GO!!!" by so many levels, Smeghead! LOL
@NoMoreNever8 жыл бұрын
After your vlog about Jupiter Ascending, I was sold on Eddie Redmayne! He is still the main reason I will watch this movie, and secondly the train wreck of glory it supposedly is. Your teasers for the next cinematic exrement are as cryptic as always, but I`ll make an educated guess and go for Star Trek: The Motion Picture. I love your reviews, so keep it up!
@ezrawyvern67953 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie for my birthday alongside my parents. Yeah, sometimes it sucks to have a birthday in the first week of February.
@fje69024 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with intelligent bees? The 1978 horror film "The Bees" is about how mutated killer bees become Earth's dominant species and will let us live in peace as long as we do as they say.
@prehistorichero27552 ай бұрын
I know The Wachowskis tried their best to create a science fiction mythology, but Alex Seropian made a sci-fi myth much better when he developed Halo, and they would've been more consistent when they got their own ideas when making a movie.
@000MidnightSun4 жыл бұрын
Opeth! You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
@MisterTutor20108 жыл бұрын
Sean Bean doesn't die. What kind of bullshit movie is this? One does not simply leave Sean Bean alive :)
@dylantennant65948 жыл бұрын
There are movies in which Sean Bean doesn't die, the Martian, Troy, Percy Jackson and this movie.
@gamestation26907 жыл бұрын
Don't forget National Treasure.
@fightingmedialounge5196 жыл бұрын
Ad those are the movies that didn't perform to well.
@exbronco19804 жыл бұрын
there's a movie critic on youtube named Decker Shado. he said he didn't care what any other critic thought about a movie. that's a good way to critique movies. i liked this movie.
@JohnSmith-eo5sp5 жыл бұрын
6:04 That is a beautiful cityscape, they could have done more with it than the simple dialog the characters here deliver
@krdragon69503 жыл бұрын
A lot of people thought that Star Wars was a “silly movie “ at the time in came out, until it became the biggest movie of all time and lasted for over 40 years.
@fermintenava59113 ай бұрын
This one is still taking its sweet-ass time.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju718 жыл бұрын
7:10 You forgot to mention John Travolta. A two-time Oscar-nominated actor.
@NemedPhoenixMagic3 жыл бұрын
Even you, even a channel called cinematic excrement, are too nice to this damn film. I can barely imagine a way this film could be worse. :D
@faze_buendia95143 жыл бұрын
"bees don't lie" bees and hips are natures lie detectors. Also, this movie is like a live action cartoon, if that makes sense, lots of cool stuff and ideas w/ very little, if any, backstory or explanation. Its as though it was made to entertain 12 yr olds
@melissam69316 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this would fix anything but I feel like Kalique's character would've made more sense and been more amusing if she abused the RegeneX to keep herself to the age of a child. Then her spouting off exposition, wanting to be closer to her mom and completely ignoring Caine when he broke in would've been a bit more justified as her acting childish. You could also add in the conflict that she's such a clingy kid that she wouldn't want Caine to take her mom away to the space police. The only downfall to this is you'd have to find a kid actor who could've pulled it off without being annoying.
@AndyG948 жыл бұрын
I loved this review!
@andrewholdaway8134 жыл бұрын
63 million years to grow a crop that gives you an extra twenty? I don't think the maths work here.
@troyschulz23188 жыл бұрын
I saw this in IMAX 3D on opening weekend. And it was AWESOME!!!!
@PaxAnarx3 жыл бұрын
Bee ain't never tell no lie, bee ain't never tell no lie
@ithinkmynameismoo5e8 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to your We are Your Friends review which I expect will come once it is released.
@origamipein183 жыл бұрын
How can a movie with Jupiter in its title suck so hard?
@danielm63414 жыл бұрын
The bee scene was where I checked out of this mess of a movie. If it didn't want to respect brain cells; then so bee it - I'll watch the remainder in a thumbnail while surfing the internet.
@BigEOT38 жыл бұрын
The literal Elephant Man's design from this movie cracked me up so hard.
@charlesvan138 жыл бұрын
Why in the effing world would a studio give anyone 200 million to make a sci-fi movie with a Plan 9 from Outer Space script?
@char124eve8 жыл бұрын
soooooo...., any plans for 50 shades of Grey?
@jwhaler827 жыл бұрын
Smeghead: GO!!!! XD That ending cracks me up every time.
@roberttreacy82717 жыл бұрын
9:13 I love all the candles in the room.
@kreiyu3 жыл бұрын
This movie had some good ideas and neat concept. Would have worked better as a book.
@MetaLord3958 жыл бұрын
I knew it! I knew he would do Jupiter Ascending! :D
@LetruneInedil4 жыл бұрын
This is like a comic book movie without a comic book for it.
@BrutalJambon Жыл бұрын
Okay this may not talk to a lot of people but... Eddie Redmayne would make a super good Seymour Guado from FF-X. He definitely has the same type of calm voice and I'd say he even has the presence for it. Just a weird thought I had while watching him in this movie x')