Cinematic Excrement: Episode 116 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

  Рет қаралды 58,161

Cinematic Excrement

Cinematic Excrement

Күн бұрын

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
And that's about how much this movie made. OH!
BLOG: cinematicexcrement.wordpress.com
TWITTER: / smeghead4269
VIMEO: vimeo.com/cinematicexcrement (If you can't find an older episode of Cinematic Excrement on KZfaq, it's probably here.)

Пікірлер: 782
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 3 жыл бұрын
The day before this hit theaters, Dice went on "Arsenio" to promote it. He talked about the conflict between his real self and his Dice persona, and starting tearing up before composing himself. It didn't go over well.
@marcelrobinson
@marcelrobinson Жыл бұрын
What people forget about Mel Brook’s style of comedy is that the racist, the snob or the overall douchebag is not the hero, their the punchline. They are the ones being made fun of and mocked.
@ravensangst
@ravensangst 4 жыл бұрын
SO SO happy you called out the greatness of “Josie and the Pussycats”! I JUST rewatched that movie and it is f’ing amazing! The layers of subtlety underneath the loud cheesiness of the 90s and the internal commenting ON the cheesiness and everything else... god damn was that good. Way better than I remembered and WAY worth recommending. So Thank You! 😁
@Turbiales
@Turbiales 4 жыл бұрын
In Spain this movie earned a great cult following. Probably because the dubbing localized almost all the jokes.
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 11 ай бұрын
It was a huge hit in Eastern Europe, probably because it was one of the first Hollywood movies to become widely available as Communism collapsed.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 10 ай бұрын
Do you know what those localised jokes were like?
@ClaudiaRamos-ov3xh
@ClaudiaRamos-ov3xh 4 ай бұрын
I think the same thing happened with emperor's new groove in Brazil. The movie is already funny, but the localized subbing takes it to a whole new level. Actually, I guess it gets closer to the population s sense of humor so people tend to have more fun.
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 14 күн бұрын
It was popular in some Eastern European countries as well, because it was one of the first Hollywood films widely available after the fall of communism. Also, EMF's 1991 hit "Unbelievable" includes a sample from this movie, of Diceman saying that very word.
@nathanaelreyes5854
@nathanaelreyes5854 4 жыл бұрын
These obscure movies are surprisingly funny to see be reviewed. Keep it up Smeg.
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын
The rest of the '90s Worst Picture winners are...Hudson Hawk, Shining Through, Indecent Proposal, Color of Night, Showgirls, Striptease, The Postman, An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, and Wild Wild West. Since I'm a bit of a Razzie aficionado most of these flicks aren't that obscure to me, but I can see why they would be such for Smeghead's primary viewerbase.
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын
@Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover Roger Ebert apparently enjoyed the supporting cast but still felt Demi took the whole thing too seriously. They managed to rope Robert Patrick and Ving Rhames into it too!
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover Patrick was in Double Dragon!
@flashcloud666
@flashcloud666 4 жыл бұрын
@Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover I liked Ford Fairlane too. It so damn corny it's funny.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@flashcloud666 It's just really pathetic.
@martinrenner2992
@martinrenner2992 4 жыл бұрын
"The koala doesn't actually do anything." Koalas sleep 20 hours a day.
@wratched
@wratched 4 жыл бұрын
Well yeah. You tried digesting eucalyptus?
@alishastephenson1437
@alishastephenson1437 4 жыл бұрын
Which raises the question "Why I the koala here?". It serves no purpose, nor is it funny.
@EssexAggiegrad2011
@EssexAggiegrad2011 2 жыл бұрын
They also have a chlamydia epidemic
@padmelotus
@padmelotus 2 жыл бұрын
But, who would win in a fight between a koala and a sloth?
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 10 ай бұрын
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 Wildfires hurt.
@Koichi_1992
@Koichi_1992 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to go to sleep, but when I saw this popped up I was like nope! Not gonna sleep now
@pbh9195
@pbh9195 4 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@linashawnee
@linashawnee 4 жыл бұрын
Thaplaya 2000 nice profile pic!
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@Koichi_1992
@Koichi_1992 4 жыл бұрын
linashawnee thank you!
@brevonsflicksgames7450
@brevonsflicksgames7450 4 жыл бұрын
The journey of review The Worst Picture Winners continues. Starring Smeghead
@eddiedutra3359
@eddiedutra3359 4 жыл бұрын
The Lion King(Kimba remake) was pretty bad
@diggerfan9319
@diggerfan9319 4 жыл бұрын
When he finally gets done with reviewing the Worst Picture winners I want him to review The Emoji Movie it is that bad! And all the people who say it was mediocre or over-hated, you have not seen bad animated movies. I mean on the scales of Foodfight, The Animated Titanic Movies, Norm of the North, Strange Magic, or even Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights.
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын
@@diggerfan9319 The Emoji Movie is a Worst Picture winner, so Smeggy will review it sometime next year.
@cesarzpontu8886
@cesarzpontu8886 2 жыл бұрын
@@eddiedutra3359 Lion King isn't a KImba remake. THey are not even similar except having lion as a lead.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 10 ай бұрын
@@cesarzpontu8886 Fights ensued.
@p.d.l7023
@p.d.l7023 4 жыл бұрын
Bands at the time made like 30 cents on every ten dollar album they sold. They made their big dough touring and selling merch. 'Running with the Devil' a book written by Van Halen's former tour manager breaks it down pretty good. Highly recommended.
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 14 күн бұрын
It might have fit Wayne Newton's character better if he admitted the record company gets most of the money from legit sales, but he pirates the music anyway so he can get *all* of the money.
@tylertheguy3160
@tylertheguy3160 4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking that the idea of Dice as a character is that you're supposed to laugh at him more than with him.
@VerdantRange
@VerdantRange 4 жыл бұрын
I look forward to the review of Hudson Hawk. A movie so bad, it can't basic math.
@warrirornunluv801
@warrirornunluv801 4 жыл бұрын
OW! WHAT DID YOU GO AND DO THAT FOR?! I HAD SEEN BLAZING SADDLES!
@KageMaxwell
@KageMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын
I know. My jaw still hurts.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Weeks later and I’m still seeing stars from that blow.
@warrirornunluv801
@warrirornunluv801 4 жыл бұрын
LegalAssassin it was an impressive smack
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Warrior Nun I didn’t even deserve it. I watched Blazing Saddles and enjoyed it.
@warrirornunluv801
@warrirornunluv801 4 жыл бұрын
LegalAssassin Same! And I’m a woman!
@oliviadavis3518
@oliviadavis3518 4 жыл бұрын
11:46-11:52 Pretty sure that was a jab at the Nostalgia Critic.
@Tornado1994
@Tornado1994 4 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't. FYI, Doug Walker has Dyslexia.
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 4 жыл бұрын
Tornado1994 Yeah, and Alfred Hitchcock was on the spectrum, but guess what, he was STILL an asshole.
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Daley More people are waking up to it. Hell, The Disaster Artist even is quick to point out that he was an asshole. And so is Wiseau, but you get it.
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Daley Same here. The only Hitchcock film I ever remember watching was Rear Window in film class at college, and to be honest, I don’t think much about it.
@VileEPeyote
@VileEPeyote 4 жыл бұрын
When did Doug mispronounce Tone Loc?
@POLE7645
@POLE7645 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Dice Clay. Aka, why it's dangerous for a comedian to be a one-trick pony.
@Tornado1994
@Tornado1994 4 жыл бұрын
The only time Dice EVER made me laugh was his 2003 CNN/FN interview. Because when Dice makes an ass out of himself, he's generally funny. But when he tries to tell jokes or try to be INTENTIONALLY funny, he sucks. He's a Poor Gimmick overall. As I learned one afternoon back in May 2003 when I caught this film on TMC as a 20 year old. I sat there for 40 minutes scratching my head, trying to figure out what was supposed to be funny. Because I couldn't find a single thing about funny at all. I found it, Forced,Juvenile and Offensively Inane.
@Tornado1994
@Tornado1994 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 You got that right. Maybe in the late 80s because of Sam Kinston, Offensive Humor was funny, but Adventures of Ford Farlaine takes itself way too seriously. It THINKS its funny, like Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. But Stop or My Mom Will Shoot is funny BAD, Adventures of Ford Farlaine just embarrasses itself.
@jamesnelson7731
@jamesnelson7731 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tornado1994 ---- You think Ford Fairlane takes itself too seriously? Where? The whole movie from end to end is batshit nuts. It's like a live-action cartoon, and every other line is a Dice one-liner.
@superlive98
@superlive98 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tornado1994 Sam KINISON
@superlive98
@superlive98 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tornado1994 Some comedy movies exist just to serve as a platform for set-piece jokes. Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Bob Hope, Marx Brothers, Abbot & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Three Stooges, etc. -- plots & characters are normally irrelevant. They always play "themselves" and basically do the same types of routines with only mild variations over and over. That's comedy!
@jalex.musica
@jalex.musica 4 жыл бұрын
Now I know where Carmine Pasquale from Mobsters and Mormons got the "OH!" from. By the way, the way you explained the humor behind the "Up yours" scene from Blazing Saddles was awesome. Funny story: my family and I hate racism and 99.99% of racist jokes. My dad has a Gary Larson-ish sense of humor (but no tolerance for dirty jokes)... but he, my mom and I thought the "Up yours" part was hilarious because of the context, reaction, and consequence.
@BlowmeRoger
@BlowmeRoger 5 ай бұрын
Go back to Michigan asswipe...🤣
@nathanforester5993
@nathanforester5993 2 жыл бұрын
It may be just a coincidence that Smiley just cannot be killed and keeps coming back because he's played by Robert Englund who is also known for playing Freddy Krueger who is a killer who always comes back to go after the teens of Springwood, but yeah, I just think it was deliberate. Although Ford Fairlane was also directed by Renny Harlin who also directed Nightmare On Elm Street 4: Dream Master.
@superlive98
@superlive98 4 жыл бұрын
This was a movie for the MTV Generation. It came out when I was 21. It was hilarious then. Everyone within a 10 year sweep of my age thought it was hilarious. We still think it's hilarious. It's like when Hair Metal dominated music, if you are older than that era or younger than that era, you just don't get that era.
@kellyrobinson6543
@kellyrobinson6543 4 жыл бұрын
So you think offensiveness was just a fad?
@superlive98
@superlive98 4 жыл бұрын
@@kellyrobinson6543 As Jerry Lewis once said, a great comedian has to be shameless.
@kellyrobinson6543
@kellyrobinson6543 4 жыл бұрын
@@superlive98 then I guess you also think the average white person is a comedian too?
@superlive98
@superlive98 4 жыл бұрын
​@@kellyrobinson6543 I haven't laughed at a White comedian since Mitch Hedberg. They're just too constrained. Caucasians who are not trying to be funny, though -- hilarious.
@kellyrobinson6543
@kellyrobinson6543 4 жыл бұрын
@@superlive98 blablabla. Whites are too pc. The coloreds are the real racist. I've been hearing you people saying this crap for 40 years. You people don't change
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for praising and defending Blazing Saddles! It’s one of my favorite movies!
@kevinizatt4358
@kevinizatt4358 4 жыл бұрын
Totally with you on the Blazing saddles bit, I wish we could as a culture make such movies today
@thedrewdog
@thedrewdog 4 жыл бұрын
Dice's best work was "The Day the Laughter Died". Dice decided "Fuck it, I'm gonna go up there and BOMB for a straight hour". That was a legitimately funny album, but the nursery rhyme shtick, never gave a damn about it.
@christianninsananda9626
@christianninsananda9626 4 жыл бұрын
Renny Harlin also did Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger, and the Long Kiss Goodnight.
@_OUTOFBOUNDS_
@_OUTOFBOUNDS_ Жыл бұрын
And let's not forget his debut with A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Master.
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 11 ай бұрын
He had Ford Fairlane and Die Hard 2 in cinemas at the same time. (I presume one of them - most likely Ford Fairlane - sat on the shelf for a while.)
@CueTheTrumpets
@CueTheTrumpets 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who reps Josie and the pussycats gets a like from me.
@jackbennersmoviereviews
@jackbennersmoviereviews 4 жыл бұрын
At least Andrew Dice Clay was good in A Star Is Born (2018).
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 жыл бұрын
And then it got remade with Lady Gaga.
@eddiedingle767
@eddiedingle767 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Benner’s Movie Reviews Don’t ever watch the Opie and Anthony bit where they mark him, this was in the early 2000’s granted, Andrew dice gay
@superlive98
@superlive98 4 жыл бұрын
No, he was not. As in he was not "Dice".
@thesapphireone
@thesapphireone 3 ай бұрын
He was also surprisingly good in Blue Jasmine, where he played Augie and gave a sincere, emotional performance, expertly mixing in anger, regret and vulnerability in his final scene.
@jcollins1305
@jcollins1305 Ай бұрын
He’s a legitimately excellent drummer as well.
@lostinthemasses
@lostinthemasses 4 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this, dude. THANK YOU
@wstine79
@wstine79 4 жыл бұрын
This movie doesn't deserve Robert England and Ed O' Neil.
@victorhernandez8723
@victorhernandez8723 4 жыл бұрын
Those guys were in this awful movie? The poor souls!
@thedrewdog
@thedrewdog 4 жыл бұрын
OR a few seconds of Oingo Boingo.
@Tornado1994
@Tornado1994 4 жыл бұрын
How the HELL did Dice convince Freddy Krueger, Al Bundy AND Morris FRIGGIN' Day to guest star in such horseshit?
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't deserve any of its cast members. Except Clay.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@gageperuti5519 Hate needed.
@beeepizzle
@beeepizzle 4 жыл бұрын
Great movie. Many funny one-liners. Gets funnier every time I watch. "Have a Twinkie...snapperhead!" "Suzuki Samaria...you Bensonhurst piece of $#*%" "My mother always said...If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the g**d*** room" LOL!
@mcmoose64
@mcmoose64 4 жыл бұрын
Dice was virtually unknown outside of the US in those pre internet/Netflix days. In such markets the movie came with a lot less baggage. I saw it on VHS back in the day and thought it was pretty funny.
@scribblebeck
@scribblebeck 4 жыл бұрын
i like your pacing in this video. i think it was a good choice to place much less of those lingering awkward pauses in your commentary. keep up the good work!
@brandonmclendon5368
@brandonmclendon5368 4 жыл бұрын
I need to go to bed tonight so I can pass this test, but there’s a new episode of Cinematic Excrement. So.....
@CaptRobertApril
@CaptRobertApril 4 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, this movie is one of my guilty pleasure films.
@janayawarren1381
@janayawarren1381 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Robert April lol same
@jamesnelson7731
@jamesnelson7731 4 жыл бұрын
Mine too. And the Cradle of Love video is like softcore porn.
@badquestion4785
@badquestion4785 4 жыл бұрын
I sort of like it too, but I wouldn't go to the movie theater to see it. It's a quintessential guilty pleasure movie; you need to watch it at home with friends, drunk or high, and dance like an idiot during the musical numbers.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@ So sucky.
@porcupinecraig
@porcupinecraig 4 жыл бұрын
I still love this movie. I never expected it to be a good movie. It's just funny and I never bore of it. Sue me.
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 8 ай бұрын
Andrew Dice Clay is a greaser. The leather jacket, tight pants, slicked back hair. He's a fifties greaser.
@MarissaBollywood
@MarissaBollywood 4 жыл бұрын
I agree that Josie and the Pussycats is extremely underrated!
@daneray9594
@daneray9594 4 жыл бұрын
There definitely are some good moments, but I'm pretty sure the popular opinion was that this was an unnecessary cash grab of a film similar to Jem and the Holograms a decade later. (Not that I'm saying I agree with this. The film has a much better understanding of what Josie and the Pussycats was supposed to be than anything Riverdale has ever done.)
@dotunfadairo8496
@dotunfadairo8496 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@dotunfadairo8496 The cartoon was a masterpiece by comparison.
@azorz6071
@azorz6071 4 жыл бұрын
This has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. I like the characters and the setting. To answer your question about how Julian was making money ripping his company off, I believe record companies have to pay royalties to bands for every record, cd, and cassette they sell to record stores in the 90’s. This is probably documented when the discs are manufactured at their factory. However, if he could make copies in another location, and sell them on the street, he wouldn’t have to share the profits with the bands, and could keep all the money for himself.
@masonallen3961
@masonallen3961 4 жыл бұрын
You didn’t even mention the fact that this movie became very popular in Post-Communist Hungary because it was dubbed by a famous eccentric Hungarian musician and actor who added in much more profanity then what was in the English version. It’s still popular over there to this day.
@masonallen3961
@masonallen3961 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Andrew Dice Clay has ever heard of this quote from Mae West. “I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.”
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 4 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that wasn't supposed to be a pro-censorship comment.
@badquestion4785
@badquestion4785 4 жыл бұрын
It wasnt. It means that both Dice Clay and Mae West have both deliberately created provacouter personas that profited from censorship. They weren't victims of censorship, they were intelligent business people who used censorship to further their careers.
@vitorafmonteiro
@vitorafmonteiro 2 жыл бұрын
@@badquestion4785 There is an important difference to be made between provocateurs whose acts are all about being provocative of the prudes and who enjoy or entice backlash and people who do their work because they want to do it and society happens to find that work provocative and goes after them. The second tend to be annoyed at controversy and some seem even surprised at them since they didn't consider any backlash or controversy in the first place and politely talk on the whole thing. Now there are plenty of people that kind of fluctuate between or mix both approaches (like Mel Brooks or George Carlin), and the provocateurs are somewhat necessary to soften some social tabus, but being weary of 100% provocateur for provocation's sake people is a good general policy.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
@@vitorafmonteiro All those who can't/won't, adapt, vanish.
@vitorafmonteiro
@vitorafmonteiro 2 жыл бұрын
​@@matthewdaley746 Quite true. Time is the best test, all in all.
@jetnightengale8712
@jetnightengale8712 4 жыл бұрын
To your speech about being PC and having standards 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jetnightengale8712
@jetnightengale8712 4 жыл бұрын
Also agree with you 100% about the Josie and the Pussycats movie
@peterlane1391
@peterlane1391 4 жыл бұрын
The statement about PC and cancel culture not being new? Thanks for that. I keep trying to tell people.
@alexklepp6479
@alexklepp6479 3 жыл бұрын
Song of the South was criticized heavily when it was released and that was in the 1940s. I also appreciated Sean’s rant because I’ve also grown sick of those people complaining that PC culture is a new thing when history says otherwise.
@lerm2866
@lerm2866 4 жыл бұрын
Your critique of Dice is fair but I've always loved this movie and quote it often (not always a good idea). I assume Hudson Hawk is next? That film was so ahead of it's time and like Ford; hardly the worst of it's year. The worst of 91 should be Another You.
@JimmiPynk
@JimmiPynk 4 жыл бұрын
I’m on that Josie and the Pussycats Hill right with you! Vastly underrated. An amazing Pastiche!
@125loopy
@125loopy 4 жыл бұрын
Racism and homophobia hahaha funny story, Mark. I don't get why people think comedy is supposed to offend and people. Comedy is supposed to be FUNNY. That's the most important part, guys.
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 4 жыл бұрын
MeShannan Because comedy always needs to have some level of misery. It’s the catharsis between two absurd premises that causes laughter. That doesn’t mean offense automatically equals funny but it does mean no offense automatically equals unfunny. No wonder the Left is stereotyped as being humorless. Which sucks because the Left used to be great at comedy. Maybe we shouldn’t have won the culture war. Also I agree that Andrew Dice Clay is unfunny and George Carlin was way better at that shtick.
@125loopy
@125loopy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ashkitt7719 😂😂 this is a very silly comment. If something isn't FUNNY, it's not fucking comedy. Simple. Just saying "fuck this pc bullshit, I want slaves because I identify as a slave owner lol" isn't *funny*. It's old and tired. Maybe we should all seek out comedy that's funny and makes us think instead of saying offensive shit just for the sake of saying offensive shit. Who is this "we" that won the culture war? And what was this culture war?
@1r0zz
@1r0zz 4 жыл бұрын
You know who used morality to refuse freedom? People burning girls for religion. You know that true "left" ideology is actually "offensive" by default, worry not, none of the people who advocate a "not offensive world" is really from the left.
@AtrocityEquine01
@AtrocityEquine01 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy is subjective my dude. Some people like offensive humor, some don't. That's how it works. Although I will agree it depends on how well executed the offensive joke works. Worst case scenario we get that infamous Loquiesha movie.
@125loopy
@125loopy 4 жыл бұрын
@@1r0zz who's refusing freedom??? Being criticized =/= being censored.
@alman54
@alman54 2 жыл бұрын
I saw Ford Fairlane in the theater when it came out. The movie is definitely a product of its time, especially since it starred Dice Clay at the height of his comedy career. However, we didn't see the movie as a comedy, and that might have been what the director was going for. It had its funny moments, and plenty of forced-comedy, but overall the film was more of a crime drama. As the audience, we all knew about Dice Clay and his humor, so this "dramatic" version of the Dice character was a welcome change at the time. He was still The Dice Man, but was playing an interesting character, a private detective. Also, he drove a cool car with an awesome convertible top, an in-dash CD player (which was basically science fiction at the time), and featured CD ROMs which most of us had never seen before. Looking back, Ford Fairlane is cheesy as hell and is overall pretty bad, but in its time it was an enjoyable film for Dice fans, I suppose.
@theunwelcome
@theunwelcome 4 жыл бұрын
"none of this makes any sense!" aka a good sign that a movie will end up on this channel!
@marcelmoreau2733
@marcelmoreau2733 4 жыл бұрын
Used to love this movie. Never understood why it did not do better.
@mcmoose64
@mcmoose64 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr Head I have just recently discovered your channel and have been binging out ever since . Keep up the great work . My greatest fear is that Hollywood will stop turning out sewerage and you will be out of a job. Nah , never happen !
@DorianCairne
@DorianCairne 4 жыл бұрын
Man, every time an episode of this comes out I become profoundly happy - not just because they're always great, but because I know that every episode is bringing Smeghead closer to modern dreck like Freddy Got Fingered and Holmes and Watson and The Emoji Movie, which I honestly think he's going to hate even more than this early stuff.
@petersarubbi
@petersarubbi 2 жыл бұрын
This movie will always rule! It's so funny and endlessly quotable. I love this movie... I've always loved this movie! 😂😂😂 Plus... Morris Day and Wayne Newton! Enough said! 💙
@joeespin4377
@joeespin4377 4 жыл бұрын
you are right. there has always been sensors there was with the hays/comics code for the movies and comics industries, every broadcast network has a standards and practices dept. even the MPAA is a sensor of sorts
@raycearcher5794
@raycearcher5794 4 жыл бұрын
I think rapid success can trap a comedian. Like, you don't have a very developed routine, and you go out there and say a bunch of trashy stuff, and overnight you're huge - what do you do? Changing it up becomes a risk; playing gross racist keeps the jack rolling in.
@RedDragonM1
@RedDragonM1 4 жыл бұрын
"555? Is that a real number?" "What? ya think this is real life?!" Love that line.
@garrickschultz1506
@garrickschultz1506 4 жыл бұрын
Can I just applaud, like, everything about your commentary on Dice and his act?
@lilelo208
@lilelo208 4 жыл бұрын
*stands up and applauds with you* Hear, Hear!
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilelo208 Just keep saying it!
@lilelo208
@lilelo208 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 *claps with an angry vigor* HEAR,HEAR!HEAR,HEAR!HEAR,HEAR!HHHHEAAR,HHEAAARRR!!!!!
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilelo208 Just keep on clapping!
@lilelo208
@lilelo208 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 *DED*
@TheNameisPlissken1981
@TheNameisPlissken1981 7 ай бұрын
I remember being 16 years old and seeing Ford Fairlane in the theater during the summer of 1990! I liked it enough back then, but I couldn't help being a bit disappointed. Now, I liked Dice, thought he was hysterical doing stand up and a good actor, too, who gave a great performance in a little seen film called Casual Sex. It's just too bad Ford Fairlane wasn't the rock 'n roll comedy it should have been. It was played far too broadly, far too cartoonishly for it to really succeed, though. It needed someone like Elmore Leonard writing the script. In fact, Get Shorty is the perfect example of how Ford Fairlane should have been played.
@daemonchild1977
@daemonchild1977 3 жыл бұрын
Great film, and ‘The Day the Laughter Died’ is beyond comedy. It’s art.
@lukefitz1492
@lukefitz1492 3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work. I really like the way you critique and have a sarcastic sense of humor great thanks a lot for everything
@clarencewalker3925
@clarencewalker3925 Жыл бұрын
I'm a little late to the party but the "Little Miss Muffet" skit was done by Funkadelic ten years earlier in a song. He's also a thief.
@HeadbangersLocal
@HeadbangersLocal 9 ай бұрын
In the 90’s I won front row tickets from a radio station to one of his shows . My girlfriend at the time refused to go because was terrified he would start talking to her and make fun of her . She was probably right as she did look at the time like a stereotypical female that he would’ve attacked. I told her that would be great if he called on you. Maybe we could be in his next recording. I didn’t go 😢😢😢
@lukefitz1492
@lukefitz1492 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched quite a few of your videos now and what you said on this one was one of the best things I've heard so far. When you said, "the only way I can be offended by a joke is if it isn't funny. " I like that so much! I agree a hundred percent and with your permission hopefully I'm going to use that quote 😉
@79tazman
@79tazman 2 жыл бұрын
That makes all comedy done today is not funny SNL Late Night and many "Comedians" today are not even funny . Comedy today if you can call it that does not even compare to the comedy of the 70's to 90's even early 2000's. I guess that's why they are redoing all the good movies from back in the day because they have nothing today all they can do is redo good movies to try to make a buck because no one can write a good movie today to save their life in Hollywood.
@souljastation5463
@souljastation5463 2 жыл бұрын
He also said that censorship is "having standards", and that you have to "evolve", i.e. accept censorship, or be "left behind", i.e. be a thinking adult.
@DirkGently1972
@DirkGently1972 4 жыл бұрын
You had me at “Blazing Saddles” 👍
@EezySeven
@EezySeven 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I only first found your channel yesterday.
@BalloonSage
@BalloonSage 2 ай бұрын
Your arguments become weakened when you have to resort to acting as a mocking caricature of your opponent when explaining an alternate viewpoint.
@daniexists6
@daniexists6 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, it is telling that George Carlin, another person who they claim is anti-PC, actually came out against Dice back in the day for the stuff Sean talks about.
@Betta66
@Betta66 4 жыл бұрын
Wayne Newton? Didn't he also have a small role in Licence to Kill? I'm gonna say the same thing I said about Joe Don Baker in Leonard Part 6: don't remind me of the Timothy Dalton Bond movies because they're both infinitely better than any movie Sean will ever review in this series.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
Timothy Dalton's 007 films were as underrated as Roger Moore's were overrated.
@Betta66
@Betta66 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 That's not entirely fair. Octopussy was really enjoyable.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@Betta66 Roger Moore made SEVEN Bond films. When he stopped he was 57. He was older than the MOTHER of Tanya Roberts. At the time there were 14 TOTAL Bond films. Other than Octopussy, they weren't very good.
@Betta66
@Betta66 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 He himself said he quit specifically because of his advanced age. I liked A View To A Kill, but if they had given it to Brosnan or Dalton, it would've worked better. Sure, they would've needed to rewrite the script to better suit Dalton if they gave it to him, but that elevator escape would have been so perfect for him.
@matthiasschulz3569
@matthiasschulz3569 2 жыл бұрын
"Wayne Newton? Didn't he also have a small role in Licence to Kill?" Bless your heart, he did :)
@MedicineMundy
@MedicineMundy 4 жыл бұрын
LOL! I almost forgot about Dice! Well done again, Broski! You deserve all of the cookies! 🍪
@JOONBUGFILMS
@JOONBUGFILMS Жыл бұрын
I would not mind a legacy sequel to this movie with Andrew Dice Clay
@catfoy8888
@catfoy8888 4 жыл бұрын
Hey sean what are you going to do for the ten year anniversary?
@vwgames49
@vwgames49 4 жыл бұрын
The Room probably
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 4 жыл бұрын
Josie and the Pussycats was an interesting film to me. I liked how it poked fun of pop music and how quickly stars fade
@dvass7253
@dvass7253 4 жыл бұрын
11:31-11:36 - Renny Harlin also gave us Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger and The Long Kiss Goodnight - all pretty good movies. Heck, I even enjoyed Deep Blue Sea.
@wratched
@wratched 4 жыл бұрын
directing a Nightmare on Elm Street sequel seems to be a ticket to a decent but sadly unmemorable career. Just ask Stephen Hopkins or Chuck Russell.
@marvelfan12
@marvelfan12 4 жыл бұрын
Yes we’ll don’t forget he also gave us The Legend of Hercules and The Covenant.
@DiegoHernandez-xt2su
@DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 жыл бұрын
@@marvelfan12 and "Driven" (2001 film)
@isukeinukai6941
@isukeinukai6941 4 жыл бұрын
And 12 Rounds
@kellyrobinson6543
@kellyrobinson6543 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 who gives a fuck what you think?
@p.d.l7023
@p.d.l7023 4 жыл бұрын
Renny Harlin also directed NoElmSt. 4. Hence that Freddy crossover.
@BryanChandlerStL
@BryanChandlerStL 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is a farce akin to "Freddy Got Fingered." It's self-aware, and if one just calms down, it's hilarious.
@ColeYote
@ColeYote 4 жыл бұрын
As an explanation about why some people find his "I'm a bigoted shite" act funny: if being on the internet since the early days of KZfaq has taught me anything, it's that there are a LOOOOOOOOOOOT of people who think being a bigoted shite is, in and of itself, funny. And a lot of them will act like you're a humourless moron for not agreeing.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, you have a point. I can explain until I’m blue in the face why “bigotry lol” jokes aren’t funny like “here’s a silly thing about x group” jokes, but I’ll just get called a whiny SJW.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@animeotaku307 Those who tell the truth get punished for being right.
@flashrobbie
@flashrobbie 4 жыл бұрын
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane...trash gold.
@jamesnelson7731
@jamesnelson7731 4 жыл бұрын
I was a big fan of Dice growing up. I actually like Ford Fairlane better than Josie and the Pussycats.
@unwokeneuropean3590
@unwokeneuropean3590 3 жыл бұрын
You like Dice because you liked Duke Nukem 3D when you were a kid. Nothing strange about it. To be honest we are all raised on 80s "toxic masculinity" jokes and those were all great.
@PlannedObsolescence
@PlannedObsolescence Жыл бұрын
@@unwokeneuropean3590 🙄
@edgarrodriguez-xs5wv
@edgarrodriguez-xs5wv 3 жыл бұрын
Great Job!!! Just amazing video
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy 4 жыл бұрын
What’s worse for Billy Idol? The motorcycle accident, being in this movie, or the fact that (after he recovered from said accident) he released Cyberpunk, an album so bad he imploded into self-parody.
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 11 ай бұрын
Idol's "Cradle of Love," his last major hit, was on the soundtrack for this film. (Alas, that soundtrack did not include the 12" club mix of "Booty Time" we so richly deserve.) Todd in the Shadows reviewed "Cyberpunk" for his Trainwreckords series. He actually liked some of the songs, but the sci-fi trappings were kind of half-assed.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 10 ай бұрын
@@zombiedodge1426 Not kinda.
@avace917
@avace917 2 жыл бұрын
Regarding his comedy, you either love it or hate it. I absolutely loved it. The Dangerfield's set took place when I was in my senior year of highschool. He just exuded the most extreme version of the NYC IDGAF attitude. Having said all that, I only saw this movie once. Wasn't a movie I felt obligated to rewatch. Lol. When he cried on Arsenio the night before this flick premiered, that one moment ended his career. Took the edge off of his persona which was the hook of his come up
@avace917
@avace917 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that Morris Day and Sheila E, both Prince proteges, were in this movie. I'm a huge Prince fan but like I said, I only saw this once
@DCMarvelMultiverse
@DCMarvelMultiverse 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying anti-wokes try to deceive us with all this "nowadays/GenZ" ranting. OMG! Star Trek TNG had men in dresses 35 years ago. Lol.
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it was mentioned in either review, but what’s your opinion on which was worse between Fant4stic and Fifty Shades of Grey?
@diggerfan9319
@diggerfan9319 4 жыл бұрын
I say Fifty Shades.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
I’d say it’s a pick your poison kind of thing. Would you rather sit through a film trying to be dark and serious but is just boring, or would you rather sit through a terrible soap opera with bad sex?
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@animeotaku307 I'd rather do neither, and, I have done just that.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Daley Likewise. And my life is all the better for it.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@animeotaku307 Same here, I can watch someone gawk at it for nothing, instead.
@oddmanout4871
@oddmanout4871 4 жыл бұрын
Since this was supposed to be uploaded last month, will there be another review this month?
@RoyStantz
@RoyStantz 2 жыл бұрын
Is this really the worst film of all time? No, because that dishonour goes to Samurai Cop 2 (cheers OSW Review). You see, this is still a competent film, because it at the very least has a plot that it gets across, and has a beginning, middle, and end, and some kind of character arc for Ford.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
Finally! People act as if SJWs were the only ones to whine and censor shit in our current timeline. I was born in 1983 in a Conservative house there's a shit ton of thing that I wasn't allowed to even know EXISTED until I reached majority! (It didnt always worked but y'know, they tried really hard)
@raymxslappedyall3660
@raymxslappedyall3660 4 жыл бұрын
subtle humor like he's falling off that building"my hair,my hair?
@DukeSilver2021
@DukeSilver2021 7 ай бұрын
You’re PC too, bruh? Yeah! I’m PC U-Mass! Dude, sweet! I’m PC Texas A&M! 😂
@tyranix9785
@tyranix9785 4 ай бұрын
I love this movie. Total guilty pleasure.
@GinodiFonzo
@GinodiFonzo 3 жыл бұрын
This is an awesome movie, and a cult classic. Not only that, but Lauren Holly looks smokin' hot in it.
@AC-gb7do
@AC-gb7do 4 жыл бұрын
He did an episode of MASH back in the late 70s IIRC.
@shallendor
@shallendor 4 жыл бұрын
The problem is that Social Media gives everyone a "microphone". The bigger the mouth the fame you get!
@kellyrobinson6543
@kellyrobinson6543 4 жыл бұрын
That's not why. You sound like an old idiot
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@@kellyrobinson6543 Social media still can often pose a very big problem.
@amiefortman7220
@amiefortman7220 4 жыл бұрын
8:22 might be the most surreal thing I've seen all week, and the week's not even close to over yet...
@v-rex6262
@v-rex6262 4 жыл бұрын
RICHARD PRYOR CO-WROTE BLAZING SADDLES AND I DIDN'T KNOW TILL I WATCHED THIS VIDEO! HOW COULD I BE SUCH A GIANT MORON? Also Koala's aren't bear's. You were doing so well up till that point.
@langleymneely
@langleymneely 4 жыл бұрын
V-REX 626 They wanted him to star too but it didn’t work out.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 4 жыл бұрын
@ Trading Places was supposed to star Richard Pryor, and, Gene Wilder, but the former had an accident, and, the latter was later replaced by Dan Aykroyd.
4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 Okay, thanks for the info!
@davebooshty299
@davebooshty299 4 жыл бұрын
I find the Soundtrack for Josie and the Pussycats movie was and still is criminally underrated. God Bless you Kay Hanley.
@p.d.l7023
@p.d.l7023 4 жыл бұрын
Morris Day and the Time = Jay and Silent Bob's favorite band.
@kali3665
@kali3665 4 жыл бұрын
The only difference between Sam Kinison and Dice is that Kinison screamed his lines all the time. And I LIKED Kinison. More or less....
@geckovonparsley8200
@geckovonparsley8200 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see you review Rover Dangerfield. :'D
@TheAdarkerglow
@TheAdarkerglow 4 жыл бұрын
You know what would've been better? The koala was a recovering drug addict that Fairlane had taken in out of kindness, showing that he was a deep down good guy, and making the death of the koala more emotionally tragic and also comedic - because you can show his 30 day clean chip from NA, which is also kind of a joke - and it fits the more adult tone of the film. Same thing with the kid sidekick - cut it or make it a bit darker and more ridiculous. Doesn't seem like they were able to commit one way or the other. Vulgar, dark, or wacky comedy, pick one.
@PantherJaguar
@PantherJaguar 4 жыл бұрын
Another example on how stupid people think PC and cancel culture is a recent phenomenon is Blazing Saddles. That movie almost didn't get made because the studio thought it would be considered too racist because of how many times the n word is said. And that movie was made in the 70's
@benvigus8705
@benvigus8705 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, an episode released on my birthday....that I only watched the day after. Oh well, still nice.
@harlanmiller
@harlanmiller 4 жыл бұрын
Do you think the joke with Englund's character not staying dead is a reference to how Freddy Kreuger never stays dead?
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised
@nathanforester5993
@nathanforester5993 3 жыл бұрын
I can see that, after all he is Freddy.
@gwolfe333
@gwolfe333 4 жыл бұрын
Dice was entertaining for about a year after he first hit the seen, and after you got used to the shock and offensiveness his act lost it's funny.
@danmarshall5895
@danmarshall5895 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor once said that cursing should not be the joke. A joke should be just as funny with all the curse words removed. If you take all the curse words out of Dice's act, it turns into just a guy dressed like he's in Grease ranting uncomfortably.
@Blaqjaqshellaq
@Blaqjaqshellaq 4 жыл бұрын
He was also in the 1995 series BLESS THIS HOUSE, a blue-collar family sitcom that owed such a debt to THE HONEYMOONERS that his wife was called Alice!
@whatsit2ya234
@whatsit2ya234 27 күн бұрын
Okay 🎲 👨 kicks ass!! I 😍 this kind of comedy. My only complaint is there was no sequel.
@montecristo1845
@montecristo1845 Жыл бұрын
OMFG!!! Picture me, a kid in the eighties, watching the televised version of Blazing Saddles on Sacramento’s Channel 40. They did the standard thing of adding deleted scenes (trying to defeat Mongo multiple times and the governor showing up at the end) and dubbing over swear words. But would you believe… the scene at 5:59 in this video where the old lady responds, “Up yours, n-word!” THEY DUBBED “Up Yours” WITH “Outta my way!” AND KEPT THE N-WORD INTACT!!!!!!! So the televised version was too proper to have an old woman say “Up yours” but not afraid to have her blurt out the n-word! Lord have mercy! 😳😱😜🤪
@MichaelButchin
@MichaelButchin 4 жыл бұрын
I was confused at first (though I agree completely with your assessment of his comedic chops), until I remembered that the Dice movie I saw was "Brainsmasher," in which I though he was really good, and which I thoroughly enjoyed-- as I remember it decades later. Gee. I hope it's still good. :/
@Ciborium
@Ciborium Ай бұрын
The Pussification of America is real. There is no freaking way that "Blazing Saddles" could be rebooted today and be as good as the original. Even if it were made by an independent studio, it would receive an NC-17 rating, at best.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 123 - Striptease
22:18
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 78 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 113 - Cocktail
23:01
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 59 М.
БОЛЬШОЙ ПЕТУШОК #shorts
00:21
Паша Осадчий
Рет қаралды 8 МЛН
FOOLED THE GUARD🤢
00:54
INO
Рет қаралды 63 МЛН
OMG😳 #tiktok #shorts #potapova_blog
00:58
Potapova_blog
Рет қаралды 4,1 МЛН
AmeriGeddon - The Cinema Snob
20:43
Stoned Gremlin Productions
Рет қаралды 127 М.
Mr Robot | The Greatest Plot Twist on Television
12:03
Deuterium
Рет қаралды 4,4 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 128 - Freddy Got Fingered
20:06
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 49 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 146 - Blonde
26:47
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 19 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 71 - Jupiter Ascending
21:14
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 103 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 122 - Showgirls
29:02
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 261 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 114 - Star Trek V
27:27
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 80 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Jack and Jill 2nd Look
16:20
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 22 М.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 59 - Cutthroat Island
38:00
Cinematic Excrement
Рет қаралды 117 М.
That's how money comes into our family
0:14
Mamasoboliha
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН
How do you eat M&M? 🤪🤣 LeoNata family #shorts
0:14
LeoNata Family
Рет қаралды 2,3 МЛН
Парень со странностями помог мальчику 🥺 #фильмы #сериалы
1:00
DixyFilms - Фильмы и сериалы
Рет қаралды 1 МЛН
That's how money comes into our family
0:14
Mamasoboliha
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН