Cinematic Excrement: Episode 74

Cinematic Excrement: Episode 74 - Die Another Day

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Derp Another Day sounds more accurate.
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@Discworld-Edge-Witch 6 жыл бұрын

This movie came out when I was in Russia on a college exchange program. The Russian movie title translated to "Die, But Not Now." This *still* never fails to crack me up.

@andrewollmann304 5 жыл бұрын

Samantha M Well, the title could be “Die, Sometime Later.”

@RichardWatt 4 жыл бұрын

When I hear western movies overdubbed to Russian, they always use the same 4 voice actors for all of the characters...

@annebruecks7381 11 ай бұрын

That is absolutely hilarious!

@Ocrilat 4 жыл бұрын

My niece had her bone marrow replaced, due to leukemia. Oddly, afterwards she didn't become Egyptian like the donor of the replacement bone marrow. So strange.

@christhornycroft3686 19 күн бұрын

It’s a Brosnan film. Nobody expected these movies to make logical sense. That’s not why people watched him. His Bond films were my least favourite for that reason. At least some of the Roger Moore outings made some sense. Brosnan’s films were basically down to a formula. Bond has an action scene, making a silly quip that leads into the titles. Bond gets his next case, maybe gets it on with some random woman, insert quips, action sequence, quips…and so on. Sure, you could argue that’s James Bond, but after Goldeneye, it’s just repetitive. Other Bond films could get that way, but not to the extent that they were made for 13 year old boys. They were like bad Marvel movies. It’s a shame a strike prevented Dalton from doing a 3rd film because he was the Bond of the novels. Quips only when necessary. Like the early Connery films. Those are the ones I watch. I’ve probably seen the sex scene in this about 10 times more than the actual movie. Which is one and done. Awful movie. Brosnan actually made Johnny English and Austin Powers obsolete.

@shnick1990 8 жыл бұрын

Actually, many fans would agree that Brosnan was great as Bond, the only problem being that he wasn't given much to work with after Goldeneye.

@jenniferschillig3768 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it kind of surprised me that he said fans don't think much of Brosnan as Bond. It's always seemed to me that they mostly liked him, even if they felt that some of his material fell short in places. In his best movies, he managed to pull off more serious moments than Moore did, while also keeping a light touch in places. Still, I'd have loved to see him in a remake of On Her Majesty's Secret Service...if he'd played that ending with his own experience with loss in mind, it could have been devastating.

@SolarDragon007 8 жыл бұрын

Bond posing as an ornithologist is actually a cool nod to the man Ian Fleming named him after.

@redjed100 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad it was followed by that “mouthful” line.

@ricardocantoral7672 7 жыл бұрын

I recently saw the EVERYTHING OR NOTHING documentary and when Pierce discussed the "para-sailing" sequence in DAD, he broke into a fit of laughter.

@LegendaryAwesome122 7 жыл бұрын

I saw that too. Like he knew it was utter tripe

@ricardocantoral7672 7 жыл бұрын

Ruari Burt Brosnan said he was never satisfied with his Bond movies. He was annoyed that he wasn't really allowed to humanize the character.

@meghanphillips3495 6 жыл бұрын

I love Pierce Brosnan.

@jenniferschillig3768 3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardocantoral7672 Well, there were plenty of places where he did. His shock at seeing Alec Trevelyan alive, his sorrow over Paris Carver's murder, his connection with Elektra King and clear sadness at her betrayal. It's only the last one that didn't really have any deep character moments. But at the time, the producers weren't really confident enough to really plumb Bond's depths completely as Daniel Craig's movies did...hence, such actions as having a character like Christmas Jones to The World Is Not Enough just so the movie can end on an "Oh, James" moment, instead of Bond and M reflecting on Elektra's betrayal (the kind of ending a Craig Bond movie would have had). I love TWINE, but its main problem is that it has a split personality.

@juevosrantsyoutube 3 жыл бұрын

when bond fakes his own heart failing , then zaps the doctors and says “I’m checking out ! “ cracks me up every time !! my guilty pleasure bond

@troyschulz2318 8 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, in an earlier draft of the screenplay, the character of the Chinese agent was supposed to be Wai Lin, with Michelle Yeoh reprising that role from Tomorrow Never Dies.

@roberttreacy8271 7 жыл бұрын

14:21 Fun fact: since there's product placement in this film, some people call this movie Buy Another Day.

@josephvanburen887 5 жыл бұрын

All movies have product placement. Lol.

@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 4 жыл бұрын

@@josephvanburen887 Absolutely right! Bond movies were after all Aston Martin's biggest advertisements ever since Dr No.

@RichardWatt 4 жыл бұрын

@@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 Yet in the books, iirc, Bond drives a Bentley (which is now owned by Volkswagen Group).

@GermanLeftist 3 жыл бұрын

@@josephvanburen887 True but it was over the top for a Bond film at the time. EON since then has put a limit on how many companies are allowed to be featured in these films.

@lekhaclam87 8 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off when the bunker exploded for no reason!

@nathaniellevesque2782 8 жыл бұрын

This movie makes me feel bad for Pierce Brosnan, as he plays the part extremely well. it's a shame the movies he was in were tarnished by bad effects and production decisions. he's actually my 3rd favorite Bond behind Connery and Craig.

@chrismartindale9737 8 жыл бұрын

+Nathaniel Levesque Connery. He was the best Bond ever.

@marblesjar 8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Martindale no Dalton in living daylights was the best!

@45641560456405640563 8 жыл бұрын

+marblesjar Was always a fan of The Living Daylights. It's expansive, has a good cast and an interesting plot.

@jesusrox4u 8 жыл бұрын

The worst movie I've seen Pierce Brosnan (and the only one) is Mama Mia.

@matthewhammond9575 5 жыл бұрын

Craig’s movies after Casino Royal were terrible

@padlock711 8 жыл бұрын

If the Razzie for Worst Visual Effects was still around today I'll bet anything this would've won.

@3Guys1Video 7 жыл бұрын

They stopped doing those?

@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын

@@3Guys1Video They only did in 1986 and 1987. Just take it in that The Two Towers cost less than this to make. As well as Star Wars Episode II IIRC.

@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын

2002: the year of this, Attack of the Clones, and Star Trek: Nemesis. Was the year TRYING to kill our beloved franchises?

@conradlorgar5508 3 жыл бұрын

Oh look its 2021 and all those franchises are alive and well but I guess over reaction is a nerd thing

@spaceace4387 2 жыл бұрын

Attack of the Clones wasn’t that bad, even if you don’t like it we can at least agree it’s way better than those trash Disney films.

@redjed100 2 жыл бұрын

@@spaceace4387 It’s better than “Rise of Skywalker,” the movie that left the sequel trilogy on a wimper, but whether it’s better than “Rogue One” is debatable, and personally, I’d rather watch “Rogue One” than watch the scenes set on Naboo in “AotC.”

@redjed100 2 жыл бұрын

@@conradlorgar5508 Honestly, I don’t think that “Star Trek” is well, considering the death of the Kelvin timeline and the lack of direction for it since then.

@spaceace4387 2 жыл бұрын

@@redjed100 being better than TROS and all of the prequels are better than Rogue One, all of the prequels are better than all of the Disney films

@TheSpawnfan 7 жыл бұрын

Using the power of the sun to destroy enemies, hey, Scaramanga called, he wants his plan back

@LinkMarioSamus 4 жыл бұрын

And you thought today's movies were too laden with nostalgic callbacks.

@bryedtan 4 жыл бұрын

I believe the film DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER also had a satellite firing a laser to earth.

@Gamingnstuff131 4 жыл бұрын

So did Blofeld. He also called Scaramanga and blew his top at him for ripping off his plan 3 years later.

@Kenshiro3rd 3 жыл бұрын

Blofeld called and he wants his surgical identity swap & diamond powered space laser back.

@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын

@@LinkMarioSamus you can stop now

@FrostWolf52849 8 жыл бұрын

This film is more like a bond parody than an actual bond film.

@ricardocantoral7672 7 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't mind when Bond does self parody hence my love of Diamonds are Forever. This film on the other hand is too dense to be that smart.

@ASLB247 7 жыл бұрын

Patrick O'Ryan well there is a bond parody named casino royale (no relation to the Daniel craig film.) which got worse ratings than die another day. In fact, it's the lowest rated bond film on rotten tomatoes...look it up.

@masonallen3961 7 жыл бұрын

ASLB247 There's only one true Bond parody. And that's Austin Powers.

@ASLB247 7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Hill -_-...don't ever bring him up again! MY NAME IS AUSTIN!

@josephvanburen1329 6 жыл бұрын

ASLB247 call me crazy but I think casino Royale '67 is funnier than the Austin power movies.

@MrSammichMANOMNOMNOM 8 жыл бұрын

Actually, Mythbusters recently tested the whole "landmine/hovercraft" thing, and it totally works. The cushion of air distributes the craft's weight so evenly, it's too light to set off a mine that takes less than a pound, let alone the 36 (I think) pounds that anti-personnel mines are set to.

@Happymali10 4 жыл бұрын

You kinda missed that replaced DNA somehow means you can't sleep, so you need a "dream machine"

@johnnymcauliffe1289 7 жыл бұрын

"I'd like to thrust you.....into a wood chipper." HAHAHAHA!!

@dylankaiser5546 5 жыл бұрын

Johnny McAuliffe dammit now I want to watch Fargo

@helpimarock66 8 жыл бұрын

He's gonna review the Star Wars Holiday Species next! My favourite line from that movie is "AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

@TheHeroOfTomorrow 8 жыл бұрын

"Why not Death Guy or Mr. Kill?!" Apparently AVGN didn't see this movie...

@patrickshields5251 8 жыл бұрын

+TheHeroOfTomorrow i sure hope he didn't

@alfrankensteinfeldman 8 жыл бұрын

+TheHeroOfTomorrow Hey, it's nice to see you here, man! Didn't know you were a fan. :)

@3Guys1Video 8 жыл бұрын

Where did he say that?

@patrickshields5251 8 жыл бұрын

Die - Hearts in his frankenstien video

@3Guys1Video 8 жыл бұрын

Patrick Shields Ok

@jeroenvanwees3250 8 жыл бұрын

Mr. Kill: ``I'm mister Kill.'' Me: ``Ha! That's funny because `kil' means `cold' in Dutch!'' Bond: ``that's a name to die for...'' me: ``... i feel like a idiot now ...'' :(

@fermintenava5911 3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Kill: "They call me... MISTER Kill."

@sanyonazyin6063 3 жыл бұрын

That's not only stupid thing in the movie, Icaros is just dumb they show hover crafts in the opening of the movie, why the not just supersize those hovercrafts or airdrop both equipment and troops on South Korea?

@Zice033 8 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES YES! It's about time you tackled this one!

@NewAGKUniverse 8 жыл бұрын

+Zice033 Yeah, It is. That and I'm also waiting for Quantum of Solace, But still.

@troyschulz2318 8 жыл бұрын

+Zice033 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

@Jakesgr8vlogs 8 жыл бұрын

The guy who played Mr. Kil would later play Lurtz in The Fellow of the Ring and then the Witch-King and the Orc General in The Return of the King. The director Lee Tamahori made Once Were Warriors, which is a masterpiece, and out of the 6 movies he made afterward, Die Another Day is the only one that didn't bomb horribly at the box office. Can't wait to see which Christmas movie gets ripped on in next month's review. :)

@alexthelizardking 2 жыл бұрын

I thank God for this movie for introducing us to rosamund pike.

@dvass7253 8 жыл бұрын

Quite frankly, Sean, I'm far more surprised by the fact that Rosamund Pike's career was able to survive Doom. Die Another Day is nothing. Speaking of which, you should really tackle Doom one day.

@3Guys1Video 6 жыл бұрын

is that the one with The Rock?

@dvass7253 6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@jenniferschillig3768 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, you could interpret the opening credits of Skyfall as advancing the plot...if you take the interpretation that it's taking place during Bond's near-death experience (he plunges into the water as the credits begin), and that the whole sequence is Bond briefly on "the other side", seeing visions of not only his past but his future (images related to the rest of the movie).

@kevinthepilgrim 3 жыл бұрын

I like that!

@nathaniellevesque2782 8 жыл бұрын

28:18 with John Cleese in this movie, a Monty Python joke had to be in this review somewhere.

@DeniseFaraday 8 жыл бұрын

The 'It's a Trap!' callback never gets old! ROFL ...and speaking of Star Wars, my guess as to Sean's next review will be one of the prequels...at least, I hope it's one of the prequels.....

@Ocrilat 4 жыл бұрын

Do you think they kept the diamonds in Zao's face so the audience would know who he is whenever he is on the screen?

@gamestation2690 8 жыл бұрын

A little trivia: Neal Purvis and Robert Wade also wrote the Bond spoof, Johnny English, starring Rowan Atkinson. Makes sense.

@owenogletree3368 7 жыл бұрын

They did references to previous films not only because this is the 20th Bond movie, but also because it was celebrating the franchise's 40th anniversary.

@HotDrinks 3 жыл бұрын

I'm rewatching ur vids again. I just love ur stuff and have for a few years now. Just wanted to comment and say that it's great content and deserves more attention. Also ur goofy.

@mgrzx3367 3 жыл бұрын

I love your sense of humor. Keep this up and I'll be sending you my "Depends" bill. Thank You so much. Made my day.

@roberttreacy8271 6 жыл бұрын

6:55 Speaking of Madonna, can you please review Swept Away (2002)?

@danielmihalko9058 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly brosnan is what I think of when I think of bond. He's so iconic in the role.

@cammymc1982 4 жыл бұрын

If you can find all of them watch the ones with Sean Connery those are the most epic ones he is the ultimate James Bond. I hear that the ones with Roger Moore are also good,I'm still looking for them.

@rossmandell8734 4 жыл бұрын

Cammy Mc Moore’s movies are lighter in tone than are connerys and are mostly highly entertaining. But Sean is tougher and better

@cammymc1982 4 жыл бұрын

@@rossmandell8734 Thanks for the feedback. I'm still on hunt for Roger Moore's James Bond movies. 👍

@Dragonlochd0815 3 жыл бұрын

@@cammymc1982 They out there everywhere. Why do you have difficulties to find them? www.fatherly.com/news/james-bond-movie-streaming-where/

@markiangooley 3 жыл бұрын

I still think Remington Steele first, though he wasn’t bad as Bond. And I watched that largely because I had a crush on Stephanie Zimbalist...

@thelogoth 4 жыл бұрын

Wish I discovered your channel a long time ago. Funny..and really interesting new insights.

@VerdeMorte 7 жыл бұрын

I'll say this, compared to how boring Quantum of Solace is, this film, while not the best Bond film, is an okay movie.

@nathaniellevesque2782 8 жыл бұрын

How is it possible I took the Austin Powers movies more seriously than Die Another Day?

@kai_plays_khomus 6 ай бұрын

He didn't know about Judy Dench's future role decisions yet..

@adnsaurus 4 жыл бұрын

Poor Halle Berry, she allways is replaced by a poor special effect

@finnkedinn 8 жыл бұрын

This was the first James Bond movie i saw, and even though now i know it has a lot of bad stuff, at the time i thought it was great. Of course, i was 11 or 12 and still had no taste whatsoever, but it got me so into the franchise that i watched 10 James Bond movies in a row. Even so, great review, not so great movie, but it still has a little place in my heart

@johanaolivo189 4 жыл бұрын

Me too! I still have the DVD of it and even when objectively I know its bad, I still love watching it.

@luckyspurs 4 жыл бұрын

Loved it as a kid too.

@tonyguitarselfhelp1403 5 жыл бұрын

this video is hilarious and it literally made my day, thanks!

@franciscogonzalez1110 5 жыл бұрын

Goldeneye= great Tomorrow Never Dies & The World is not Enough= fine, watchable Die Another Day= excrement, avoid it all costs!

@imaadshahrukh4829 4 жыл бұрын

This movie had a spiritual successor in Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

@putowtin 4 жыл бұрын

Don't know if it's been mentioned (and I should have posted when I first watched your review) but you have to be British born to receive a Knighthood

@GermanLeftist 3 жыл бұрын

I still refuse to believe that the supposedly best secret agent in the world is unable to escape from North Korea for fourteen months.

@JOSH-lw2jv 9 ай бұрын

This film actually got a novelization by Raymond Benson, who also wrote the novelizations for *"Tomorrow Never Dies"* and *"The World Is Not Enough",* after John Gardner retired from writing the James Bond continuation novels, which also include the novelizations of Timothy Dalton's 2nd & final Bond film: *"Licence To Kill"* and Brosnan's debut Bond film: *"GoldenEye".* In case you're wondering, the first James Bond film novelizations were *"The Spy Who Loved Me"* and *"Moonraker",* both were written by their script writer Christopher Wood. Sadly after this film, they didn't make any more novelizations of the Bond films.

@areasevenpro 8 жыл бұрын

You should review The World Is Not Enough, as Denise Richards singlehandedly destroyed the film.

@dr.spectre9697 6 жыл бұрын

yeahhh but she was so freakin hott

@franciscogonzalez1110 5 жыл бұрын

@@dr.spectre9697 that's exactly the way I describe her: "VERY pretty but terrible acting"

@josephvanburen887 5 жыл бұрын

Agree her performance was stiff, but it didn't ruin the movie.

@LordArikado 2 ай бұрын

That movie had a lot of problems that happened WAY before Denise Richards' character shows up.

@Zice033 8 жыл бұрын

Also, my guesses for the next episode are... Vacation (2015) Or Christmas Vacation 2 (2003)

@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 8 жыл бұрын

+Zice033 You mean Cousin Eddie's Island Vacation? IF RLM said it was one of the worst things they watched so it must be that bad.

@SassyPaddy 8 жыл бұрын

+Zice033 No, it's definitely star wars holiday special.

@shnick1990 8 жыл бұрын

+Zice033 Probably Christmas Vacation 2 since Christmas is coming up.

@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 жыл бұрын

+SassPD22 The Star Wars Christmas Vacation.

@metademetra 8 жыл бұрын

"To a place *far, far away*" If you ask me, I think the next review is gonna be the Star Wars Christmas Special

@Hewylewis 8 жыл бұрын

Actually, John Cleese's character's name is R, Q's replacement.

@CinematicExcrement 8 жыл бұрын

+Hewylewis He was R in The World Is Not Enough, but in Die Another Day he's credited as Q.

@Hewylewis 8 жыл бұрын

Cinematic Excrement Ah, I see. Must've been either a mistake or he was promoted.

@AlexR-ATG 8 жыл бұрын

+Cinematic Excrement I won't really count this one against you because it happened in a video game, not a movie, but John Cleese did take the role of Q again in 007 Everything or Nothing. Like I said, though, that was a video game.

@AlexR-ATG 8 жыл бұрын

***** Heck yeah, it was.

@Makalon102 8 жыл бұрын

+Hewylewis wasn't the R thing a joke? "if your Q does that make him R?"

@jmparker78 3 жыл бұрын

When you said Judi Dench deserves so much better, you missed an opportunity to dub in her line from "Vicious": "I've got an Oscar, I don't need this bullshit."

@Mooza1 Жыл бұрын

The beginning of the end of the franchise. But Rosamund Pike is a smokeshow

@SlashesWithClaws 8 жыл бұрын

6:01 Actually, hovercraft do not trip landmines. At least, not pressure activated ones. The ground pressure of a hovercraft is spread over such a large area that it is too low at any one spot to trigger a mine (Most of the time), especially not anti-vehicle mines which require much higher force to detonate. There is the problem however that hovercraft cannot go up hill beyond the shallowest of slopes. And yeah, this movie sucks.

@truewickedkittenASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Gosh... The nurse in me dies another day everytime they do something medical in this movie... It hurts. It realy does...

@RichardWatt 4 жыл бұрын

I'm married to a nurse, not medically trained, and I feel the same pain... Why are so many screenwriters such dumb arses? I can understand if Alex Kurtzmann's company's involved....

@linda-pk3ve 3 жыл бұрын

strolled in and had some fun! Some whine and you nagging on movies is a nice combo ;) marry Xmas !

@markshulusky6680 2 жыл бұрын

A possible explanation for the bad guy leaving the diamonds embedded in his face would be... because diamonds are forever?

@Riutanharju 4 жыл бұрын

Actually they tested in Mythbusters that it's possible to drive over a landmine with a hovercraft without exploding it (in theory).

@KorenLesthe 3 жыл бұрын

Each time Sean talks about the diamonds, I have King Mah God (from Pehlous's Dingo Pictures review) screams : "The diamonds ? MAH GOD !"

@gokaury 8 жыл бұрын

Correction: John Cleese reprised his role as Q in the video game Everything or Nothing. But as far as the movies, yes.

@hunterspride18 8 жыл бұрын

I've always acknowledged that "Die Another Day" is goofy and over-the-top, thankfully that translates into entertaining which I very much thought it was. I definitely agree that this thing is sub-par, but it's the tolerable kind.

@dantheman931 8 жыл бұрын

I actually donated bone marrow for my dad when he was fighting mantle cell lymphoma, and yes, they do indeed have to kill off all of the recipient's bone marrow for that. It left him with no immune system until mine grew enough to replace it, but that just meant he had to be extra careful to avoid getting sick.

@THECRAZY320 8 жыл бұрын

no one has reviewed i know who killed me or the hottie and the nottie. smeghead, you're the man to do it

@Happymali10 4 жыл бұрын

24:46 He shatters the entire windshield to let Jinx inside the car. 24:28 Full windshield.

@sm4carnageihope 8 жыл бұрын

Star Wars holiday special. Thats my guess.

@fencingperson 8 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna guess......Star Wars Christmas Special

@tobi888100 8 жыл бұрын

+SamueltheJolly .... vacation.... far far away..... Star Wars...... Force Awakens.

@funcoolfunfun 8 жыл бұрын

+Jakisuaki That movie isn't even out yet.

@fencingperson 8 жыл бұрын

I mistook; Star Wars Holiday Special www.imdb.com/title/tt0193524/

@Shades14 8 жыл бұрын

I knew this day would come. Next episode is Phantom Menace.

@simmysims9209 4 жыл бұрын

I have seen it once and it's enough.

@Vertigotheatre1 3 жыл бұрын

I actually really like the Madonna song, it makes a nice change.

@Kremmen2001 4 жыл бұрын

Still. Nice gag about Bond being an ornithologist. Fleming nicked the name from a book on birds by the real-life ornithologist James Bond. Which is nice...

@Yahiko25 8 жыл бұрын

Much I hate the "Die Another Day" song, I still say that Alicia Keys and Jack White "Another Way to Die" is the worst Bond song.

@hadleyberman7433 8 жыл бұрын

+Yahiko25 Eh? It's bad, but it at least kinda resembles a Bond song... at times. DAD is just a total mess of a song that makes my ears bleed. AWTD is kinda like the Taco Bell of Bond songs. Awful, but I do occasionally revisit it for some reason

@dubbeking 8 жыл бұрын

I really like Another Way to Die.

@Boobalopbop 8 жыл бұрын

+Hayden Silbermann Madonna was going through a very strange phase, musically at that time. This was just before the release of her American Life album... Which in my opinion is her worst ever.

@ricardocantoral7672 7 жыл бұрын

AWTD is the second worst in my book.

@theunwelcome 6 жыл бұрын

nah, the awful caterwauling at the start of Spectre was easily the worst Bond music

@BeresVonSaladir 8 жыл бұрын

Love the North Korea rant!

@jw8395 8 жыл бұрын

This was not a good movie, but that sword fight is just awesome. Even Mr. Plinkett, one of my favorite caustic critics, hailed it as a film sword fight done correctly.

@toatakanuva4846 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, I was born in 2002! Good to know i’m not the worst thing from that year 😂😂😂

@Jezzikah287 7 жыл бұрын

3:59 You forgot to mention Olympus Has Fallen (2013), which Rick Yeun was also in, when talking about N. Korean villans in movies.

@Joecbg100 8 жыл бұрын

I would love to see you tackle Saving Christmas. this isn't as dull as Quantum of Solace or Never Say Never Again

@SimplySmeef 8 жыл бұрын

Do I smell an upcoming Star Wars?

@deadpoolguy283 2 жыл бұрын

The Diamond thing also always bothered me. I get that they wanted to give Zao a cool look but it doesnt make sense. Trevelians burned face? Largos one eye? Tee Hees missing arm? Nothing they could do about it. But if you have diamonds stuck in your face the first thing you'd do is pull them out to ease the pain, and your body would reject them anyway. PLUS its diamonds so their worth would either make you or someone else want to sell them.

@ImaginaShip 3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this movie in the theater and despising it from the beginning. I guess that's what makes movies like Goldeneye the gems that they are.

@christopherrichardson2945 4 жыл бұрын

Now happening with JOKER; so much for never happening again

@DarthContinent 3 жыл бұрын

I not only grok your message but believe it is wholly grokworthy.

@kosmonautdan6715 4 жыл бұрын

5:50 Actually, that myth is confirmed.

@Torterra625 8 жыл бұрын

I've only got three movies in mind for what it could be: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, that crappy spin-off with Randy Nutjob Quaid or the Star Wars Holiday special. Whichever it is, I can't wait.

@AlexanderMartinez-kr3nd 3 жыл бұрын

Great Stuff

@StormCrownSr Жыл бұрын

On the one hand, Iceland is in a Bond movie! But I also have to live with the fact it's Die another day...

@jw8395 8 жыл бұрын

North Korean reactions, namely from Kim Jung Il: This film: he watched it eventually and was impressed--he especially liked the fact that it was a woman from his country that didn't even pretend to be charmed by Bond's looks. In fact, the director's son was actually more focused on that female Korean guard than anyone else. Team America: It was banned, obviously, but he did watch it in private and thought it was funny.

@Mariodash23 8 жыл бұрын

At least they have the confidence to laugh at themselves.

@jw8395 8 жыл бұрын

Masdaw Galshini Well, Kim does. The rest of NK would never get the chance to watch these movies.

@andrewollmann304 7 жыл бұрын

Cheapsunglasses Soooo....Kim Jong Il has a better sense of humor than his son?

@ConnorNotyerbidness 7 жыл бұрын

Andrew Ollmann kim jong il was a renowned lover of film as a whole, hence why he kidnappened the guy that was called "south korean orson welles" to kickstart their own film industry, as he loved the guys films. Kim jong un however....well he likes basketball

@dylankaiser5546 5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Ollmann his son got butthurt by some potheads making a movie about him. I guess Il wasn’t as bad as his son

@tranquiltirades2093 8 жыл бұрын

Never saw this Bond installment and I'm glad I didn't. *full body shiver* Smeghead's next review will assumedly be in December, so it's almost assuredly the Star Wars Holiday Special.

@fredrikcarlstedt393 2 жыл бұрын

I really like this movie .

@TheAeroAvatar 8 жыл бұрын

This one's a guilty pleasure for me. The car I think is still cool, but I am totally on board with everyone who says this was a bad one for Brosnan. Bless him for doing his damndest regardless of which film it was. More Bond movies should strive to be like GoldenEye, that was James Bond done right.

@iivnkss 8 жыл бұрын

do cinematic excrement pixels PLEASE Btw furst

@thehoosierfortheUK 8 жыл бұрын

And also do Fred the Movie, maybe even the trilogy if possible, btw second.

@3Guys1Video 8 жыл бұрын

Let him do Fant4stic too

@regiman222 8 жыл бұрын

13:05 Unless he hides in the twilight universe, where everyone has diamonds in their skin

@ConnorNotyerbidness 6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the reason there was no backlash for team america world police? It was one of kim jung ils favorite movies. He actually found it hilarious, even when they made fun of him. His son wasnt so receptive

@neilprice513 6 жыл бұрын

Kim Jong Un had several doctors executed for trying to put him on diets and outlawed sarcasm in North Korea because he thought the generals were making fun of him (not joking he actually did that) So you can guess from that he has a very thin skin

@DemonBoy3223 8 жыл бұрын

He said "A going off on a *_vacation_*, so he must refer to either one of the _Christmas_ _Vacation_ films. But then he also said "a place *_far_* *_far_* *_away_*", that must mean the _Star_ _Wars_ _Holiday_ _Special_. ...or both.

@SMAXZO 8 жыл бұрын

When Silver Age James Bond thinks your plot is too silly, you should just quit writing.

@MrThischarmingman2 8 жыл бұрын

Mr. Kill... Sean should have made a Horrid Henry joke, but then again he might not know what that is.

@mrbeast85 8 жыл бұрын

I'm not a massive Bond fan, but Die Another Day really was a turkey of monumental proportions. Its not surprising that the film execs decided on a major re-boot with Daniel Craig and Casino Royale after this farce.

@pyrodiscoflash6115 4 жыл бұрын

The god like power of Plot Convince, it's a fantastic power

@phreakazoith2237 3 жыл бұрын

gosh. thanks to your vid I assume The Expendables quoted Die Another Day with that line about being ornithologists when asked why they came to the island.

@Targisvear 3 жыл бұрын

It is a good excuse for foreigners going to a tropical setting with photographic cameras though.

@AhmedGhazwan 8 жыл бұрын

I understand your Rant about the North Korea thing. But my point of view was always that the Movie Theater Chains didn't want to risk it by having people in danger, they are a business after all. So if they get a threat, they have to do the right thing which is to close down. Especially after a few shooting incidents that happened in Theaters in the US. You might hate it, but it's the safe thing to do. Another nice review by the way. When I was a kid, this Movie was *the Shit*! *:D* ............................................... Now it's just *Shit*! *:(*

@luckyspurs 4 жыл бұрын

Him managing to get knighted is probably the least unbelievable thing in the entire film.

@alledman98 8 жыл бұрын

Oh please let it be the Star Wars Christmas Special.

@Kurahaara86 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if someone already mentioned it (probably), but Ian Fleming got the name James Bond from the author of an ornithology book. So that almost makes the bird joke better, I guess...