Cinematic Excrement: Episode 147 - Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle

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Cinematic Excrement

Cinematic Excrement

Күн бұрын

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@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 5 ай бұрын
Nguyen hearing that advice and not listening to anything he said about not making Birdemic 3 sums up his failures quite well.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 5 ай бұрын
Yep it exposes how ignorant the dude truly is
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 5 ай бұрын
​@@shawklan27 The second one was so bad. This film is like those sad people who get lucky and go viral, so they keep doing cringe things in front of the camera desperately trying to reinvigorate their "fame".
@robotrix
@robotrix 5 ай бұрын
Thing is he made two films before the first Birdemic - Julie and Jack and Replica (Rifftrax did them both) So he could be thinking "I HAVE tried something different and failed" forgetting he has name recognition now. But those movies are crap too so he might be right that whatever he'd try would fail anyway.
@GNAWalker1992
@GNAWalker1992 5 ай бұрын
Episode 148: Yor: The Hunter from the Future coming Spring 2024.
@benjaminmuratore9341
@benjaminmuratore9341 5 ай бұрын
One way a Birdemic remake could be interesting is if they took the title literally, and made it about a disease that transforms people into monstrous, human, bird hybrids.
@goreycinema
@goreycinema 5 ай бұрын
How in the hell did James Nguyen manage to find a male lead that's more bland and robotic sounding than Rod? That's kind of impressive.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 5 ай бұрын
Maybe he built an actual robot. He is WASTING his true talent!
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 5 ай бұрын
They could have dubbed him over with the Microsoft Sam voice and it would have been an improvement
@alexklepp6479
@alexklepp6479 5 ай бұрын
I can't believe that they made another Birdemic movie but they made a lot of Sharknado movies so I shouldn't be surprised.
@OverlyPositiveFanboy
@OverlyPositiveFanboy 5 ай бұрын
We should get Birdemic vs. Sharknado!
@AtrocityEquine01
@AtrocityEquine01 5 ай бұрын
YOU'RE KIDDING. HE ACTUALLY MADE THE THIRD MOVIE. I want to fucking die-
@GNAWalker1992
@GNAWalker1992 5 ай бұрын
The Razzies are coming soon. 3 more episodes until the 150th episode celebration. Keep up with the great work.
@robotrix
@robotrix 5 ай бұрын
I looked at this year's list...and can't remember what's on it.
@jonathanbarr9764
@jonathanbarr9764 5 ай бұрын
@@robotrix I looked up the list a while ago and while there are some genuinely bad movies on there a lot of the nominations this years aren't bad merely disappointing with Marvel and DC both having nominations for Ant-Man 3 along with Shazam Fury of The Gods with acting nominees for the supporting cast which is a little odd. Also they missed an opportunity to nominate two actors who have been the center of controversy but I won't go into details. I don't think Bill Murray should have been nominated for worst supporting actor since he's only in Ant-Man 3 for about five minutes and Helen Mirren did the best she could with the material.
@robotrix
@robotrix 5 ай бұрын
@qwalpo99 I remember now..... It's The Exorcist Believer. Which I'm also hoping for because the movie got "Worse Screen Combo" which means they're nominating kid actors again and want to see Sean tear into them.
@Yeen125
@Yeen125 5 ай бұрын
@qwalpo99I have a conspiracy theory that Blood and Terror was secretly funded by Disney; in a vein attempt to stop future works from becoming public domain.
@ravager48
@ravager48 5 ай бұрын
@@robotrix "How many times do we have to teach this lesson, old man!"
@blackfacebogart
@blackfacebogart 5 ай бұрын
Extinction Insurrection is obviously a reference to the real group Extinction Rebellion.
@AlextheSuperfly
@AlextheSuperfly 5 ай бұрын
Came on here to say this. FFS Nguyen, we get it already!
@KeithFraser82
@KeithFraser82 5 ай бұрын
This.
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms 5 ай бұрын
Looking forward to when Sean reviews Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey after it wins the Worst Picture Razzie (that's my bet)
@robotrix
@robotrix 4 ай бұрын
Yeah...from the reviews I've seen Sean has my permission to give this one a miss. It's not "Terrifier" unpleasant but it's not funny bad.
@brandonmclendon5368
@brandonmclendon5368 5 ай бұрын
I was today years old when I found out that there’s another Birdemic movie.
@daniellavaladez7820
@daniellavaladez7820 5 ай бұрын
Same
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 5 ай бұрын
A comment from the past
@artisticalex1206
@artisticalex1206 5 ай бұрын
Me too. I just found out this out of nowhere.
@mcnuggets2011
@mcnuggets2011 5 ай бұрын
If we ever get Birdemic 4...help us all .
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 5 ай бұрын
He'll do it, he's that dumb enough to try.
@Rotionu
@Rotionu 5 ай бұрын
Birdemic 4: How Dare you! With all star cast.
@Vigilluminatus
@Vigilluminatus 5 ай бұрын
@@Rotionu Is mentioning an "all star" cast enough to make it the obligatory "in spaaaaace" movie?
@Rotionu
@Rotionu 5 ай бұрын
@@Vigilluminatus If they use some real star power like Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen then yes!
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 5 ай бұрын
Why the hell not? It's the goddamn Wild West in Hollywood at the moment. I'm surprised Thankskilling 4 hasn't become a thing yet
@nendymion
@nendymion 5 ай бұрын
It feels like James is kind of a one trick pony. Sure's he's done 3 Birdemic movies, but they are all the same exact story. He's essentially made the same exact movie 3 different times, just in different locations.
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 5 ай бұрын
There is a second sequel yet Dredd got none. This world is a waking nightmare of ignorance
@shadowleon659
@shadowleon659 5 ай бұрын
Dreamworks' Rise of the Guardians never got sequels.
@AnikMonette
@AnikMonette 4 ай бұрын
Heh, I learned to cherish what we have... Another sequel I want is the 3rd Machete! But they don't seem in a hurry to do it.😅
@wstine79
@wstine79 5 ай бұрын
"At Least We Can All Agree The Third One Is Always The Worst." JEAN GREY "X-Men Apocalypse"
@JustinCoasters
@JustinCoasters 5 ай бұрын
Toy Story 3, Madagascar 3
@JustinCoasters
@JustinCoasters 5 ай бұрын
God, Boondock Saints 3 must be bad
@jeremybowen6565
@jeremybowen6565 5 ай бұрын
Not Always sometimes there are some good Back to the Future part III A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 5 ай бұрын
Return of the King: Allow me to introduce myself.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 5 ай бұрын
@@JustinCoasters I only recall there being one Boondock Saints sequel, when did we get a second one?
@ashleightompkins3200
@ashleightompkins3200 5 ай бұрын
There are three things in life that are truly forever. Death, taxes and birdemic films
@mattr75
@mattr75 5 ай бұрын
Yor is a glorious bit of 80's cheese. Definitely looking forward to that
@daniellavaladez7820
@daniellavaladez7820 5 ай бұрын
I remember Smeghead mentioning that movie in his review of The Lonely Lady during his Razzie Worst Picture Winner project and he said that it was worse than The Lonely Lady and the true Worst Picture of 1983. Yor wasn’t completely overlooked by the Razzies, since it got three nominations (Worst New Star for Reb Brown, Worst Musical Score, and Worst Original Song for “Yor’s World”) yet somehow it wasn’t even nominated for Worst Picture. Ridiculous, I say. Can’t wait to see Sean finally tear it apart!!
@robotrix
@robotrix 5 ай бұрын
PS - There's a sequel to The Birds. It's called "The Birds: Land's End". It was made for TV and Tippi Hendren's in it....playing a different character. There are people with dumber ideas than James Nguyen PPS - Guess Rod not only lost Natalie somewhere but the kid they adopted. Or he poisoned them with a fish, too?
@citizennancy
@citizennancy 5 ай бұрын
Natalie had seaweed again so Swamp thing had a few words with her.
@PowerGlove79
@PowerGlove79 5 ай бұрын
Directed by Alan Smithee
@drstephenstrange897
@drstephenstrange897 5 ай бұрын
And why is he Zach Galifianakis in this movie? And I'm not joking here, James Nguyen probably told the actor who play Rod to put a wig and a beard just like he told Chelsea Turnbo(Gloria) to bleach her hair, or put a stupid wig on the "treehugger guy", or make the asian zookeeper talk like a tokenize asian...I don't get it, you made the only recognizable character of the 3 movies unrecognizable???? What's the point of all this James????!!!
@shadowleon659
@shadowleon659 5 ай бұрын
How Birdemic got two sequels, but Dredd didn't. Shows us that there is no justice in this world.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 5 ай бұрын
James Nguyen is like Doug Walker. Both wanted to be taken seriously as filmmakers, but they are basically one-trick ponies. So they are stuck with their same old schtick (Nguyen with Birdemic and Walker with Nostalgia Critic).
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 5 ай бұрын
After hearing the behind the scene drama, it's such a shame it ended up that way.
@OverlyPositiveFanboy
@OverlyPositiveFanboy 5 ай бұрын
However, Doug actually tried to branch out, and got backlashed into bringing back the Critic.
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 5 ай бұрын
@@OverlyPositiveFanboy I tried supporting Demo Reel. When I was stuck in Vegas and watched the 1st episode, I fell asleep
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 4 ай бұрын
Except Walker has tried new things, Demo Reel (though it bombed), Untitled Review Show, Clipless Reviews (Though they have aged badly, he did try something new to his credit), Fanscriptions, Disneycember, the vlogs he does, Twlightober Zone, First Viewing, Batmay. These are only a few examples, but show he isn't afraid to try something new. Even the CA crossover films were him trying something new even if they didn't work out. Difference between Doug and James is James has Doug's ability to be a good sport about it, but can't figure out how to improve other than doing what he did before. Doug has tried new things alongside the same old stuff, so it's not entirely the same.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 4 ай бұрын
@@ccateni28 Doug isn't great at trying new things, either. Untitled Review Show was the reason I unsubscribed. "Painful" is too good a word for it.
@TheBattlesword
@TheBattlesword 5 ай бұрын
I still don't know what's weirder: that Cinematic Excrement is back to basics, or that James Nguyen is still getting work
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 2 ай бұрын
What do you mean back to basics?
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 5 ай бұрын
3:36 This sums up why 'So Bad it's good' works when the film makers are unaware and going for it deliberately usually falls flat [like a lot of the Asylum mock busters].
@AnikMonette
@AnikMonette 4 ай бұрын
Depends, I got a legit laugh at the protag's expense. He must be the worst actor I've seen yet!😂
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 5 ай бұрын
Yep............we couldn't escape this, can we?
@missmoanypants
@missmoanypants 5 ай бұрын
I don’t want a properly made Birdemic movie, but I’d love someone to make the Birdemic version of The Disaster Artist.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 5 ай бұрын
That’d be interesting.
@kingofthegundam7974
@kingofthegundam7974 5 ай бұрын
I want someone to make a scary movie about birds, ASIDE from Hitchcock.
@artisticalex1206
@artisticalex1206 5 ай бұрын
Honestly same lol
@JenMistress
@JenMistress 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, James seems like he has typecasted himself as The Birdemic Guy. I agree with that Hollywood Agent, instead making Birdemic 3, should have made something else. Like for example, let's take another director who started his career with a big hit that turned into a franchise, Sam Raimi. He made Evil Dead, was a big success, but he didn't go into Evil Dead 2 right away, no, he tried making another movie, Crimewave, which ended up flopping, but returned back for Evil Dead 2 afterwards, and didn't touch that franchise again until he became even bigger after Darkman. Now a days, you don't think of Sam Raimi as The Evil Dead Guy, because he never allowed himself to be typecast as such by doing other things between movies. Now granted, Idk if James would have ever reached the same level as a Sam Raimi, but certainly not doing his career any favors.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 5 ай бұрын
I respect Sam for that.
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 2 ай бұрын
Nguyen would be better off making sequels to or variants of the movies he made before Birdemic. Those would be harder to stuff with climate-change messages than Birdemic sequels are, of course. Better to make something new, with or without preachiness.
@TheDeppertLasseVogt
@TheDeppertLasseVogt 5 ай бұрын
5:58 - I almost spat out my drink laughing. My God, your delivery and timing are just priceless!
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 5 ай бұрын
9:52 "Remember that look on my face, Scully? I'm making it now!"
@psycher7
@psycher7 5 ай бұрын
0:01 (pause) I got some seaweed!
@OakViewFilms
@OakViewFilms 5 ай бұрын
18:44 I went to that exact screening. It was a FREE screening held by Beyond Fest in Los Angeles. A free screening, and James couldn’t even fill in half the seats.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 5 ай бұрын
Dammit Smeghead, I was about to go to bed when you decided to upload not only your first Cinematic Excrement of 2024, but also the first of them that wasn't part of your Worst Picture Project (which I've conveniently made into a Playlist that mostly contains every film you have covered plus their second looks (minus all the Transformers and Twilight movies) andeven threw in The Book of Henry and The Snowman for good measure
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 5 ай бұрын
He dropped it early, too, I think. Alaska-time, usually he drops them around 11pm. It's 8pm, time of posting.
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 5 ай бұрын
It is only a matter of time before T*rror Toons and the Thankskilling 'trilogy' make an appearance
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 5 ай бұрын
@@jeremyallen5974 oh fuck, not Thankskilling, James had a bad time covering both films on the Kill Count, especially Thankskilling 3
@ravager48
@ravager48 5 ай бұрын
Such good timing. I just finished cooking my dinner, and now I got something good to watch.
@tinkerhell-kj3mv
@tinkerhell-kj3mv 5 ай бұрын
Blondie is the only person I've seen display any amount of talent in these movies. I really hope this doesn't stop her from getting other work in the future; with a chance I think she could be decently successful.
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 5 ай бұрын
Eh. She's really not that good. It's just that she's the only person among an entire cast of wooden planks.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 5 ай бұрын
@@WobblesandBean yep
@artisticalex1206
@artisticalex1206 5 ай бұрын
Idk if I’d say she had talent but she was one of the only people who definitely tried in this movie. Which is kinda funny that usually the only actors who tried in these movies were the blonde girls (minus the one in the second movie).
@ChiefBrianIrons
@ChiefBrianIrons 5 ай бұрын
That was good advice, Tommy Wiseau moved on from the room and went on to do other interesting projects
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 5 ай бұрын
Hung out with Tommy for a night watching "The Room"--he has also completely embraced the cult status of his masterpiece.
@leodouskyron5671
@leodouskyron5671 5 ай бұрын
Hey it is not that bad … I got “Rule of goats” out of it… Oh wait … no it is that bad
@poker8100
@poker8100 5 ай бұрын
The legend returns
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 5 ай бұрын
Well if first you don't succeed keep digging that failure pit deeper.
@thelostone6981
@thelostone6981 5 ай бұрын
Now I know who I lost out to for the role of “chode 5” when I auditioned. They offered me the number 7 role, but stormed out because it was 5 or nothing. Black Dynamite is a hilarious film I say sarcastically. It’s a masterclass of how to spoof a genre.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 5 ай бұрын
Damn arsonist mountain lions!
@wilsonkierankitsune
@wilsonkierankitsune 5 ай бұрын
Ooooh, YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN! YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN! Can't wait for that
@MaxTroiaActor
@MaxTroiaActor 5 ай бұрын
Hey there! I played Mr. Green, the Elon Musk dude. Just wanna say I loved your review! James is currently aiming to make Birdemic 4‐10 and a musical as well. I believe he's aiming for 2026 for the musical and Birdemic 4. Also that was me on James's right at 20:06. 😅
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 ай бұрын
Holy mackerel 😅
@senseimourgi676
@senseimourgi676 2 ай бұрын
@@gracekim25 No way, a birdemic 4. Well, would you consider going back for birdemic 4
@Runningfree215
@Runningfree215 5 ай бұрын
Yor is the man
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 5 ай бұрын
He's a man of future, a man of mystery.
@inspectortanzi
@inspectortanzi 5 ай бұрын
He never sees the sun (despite running past it, in broad daylight, two seconds before).
@BillSilver-kg8hs
@BillSilver-kg8hs 5 ай бұрын
Here's hoping the guys at "Rifftrax" have the two sequels in their sights. I can only imagine how James Nguyen feels about them.
@chrisandrew7577
@chrisandrew7577 3 ай бұрын
Birdemic has the most special effects I've ever seen
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 5 ай бұрын
Birdemic didn’t need to be a trilogy
@brendan722002
@brendan722002 3 ай бұрын
Looks like no table reads. And only one shot taken per scene. "That's good enough for me," says Nguyen.
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 5 ай бұрын
They can't all be Sharknado Stupid as the concept was it was (kind of) enjoyable watching the series devolve into complete and utter insanity
@matthewdekker6064
@matthewdekker6064 4 ай бұрын
The British pronunciation of Van Gogh is "van gawf." Americans pronounce it like "van go," with a silent GH. The actual Dutch pronunciation is more complicated (Gogh basically makes the same sound as when you're hocking up phlegm, like an H sound mixed with a K sound, at both the beginning and end of the word). I'd recommend looking it up because it's hard to describe in text. But I think most people just pronounce it the American way, like "go."
@Dethneko
@Dethneko 5 ай бұрын
I googled "extinction insurrection" and it kicked back "extinction rebellion", a UK-founded environmental group. I think that's what Nguyen was making reference to.
@HughAverageHomoMan
@HughAverageHomoMan 5 ай бұрын
Ngyuen purposely staying the birdemic guy is a tragedy for a second, then its funny
@markdavidwelsh3340
@markdavidwelsh3340 5 ай бұрын
Remember! It’s YOR’S WORLD! We just live in it.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 5 ай бұрын
Why do I have a feeling there's going to be a 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th Birdemic movie will happen.
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 5 ай бұрын
Don't think anyone will buy this one so I guess that's it
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 5 ай бұрын
@@dianaberlin4767 Okay
@yosoyringodesanantonio8405
@yosoyringodesanantonio8405 4 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for you to review the Razzie winning movie called “Winnie the Doo-Doo: Loads Of Money”. And oh, Bother It was A Hot Mess!!
@LeftoverBeefcake
@LeftoverBeefcake 5 ай бұрын
but but but I really want to see a Birdemic and Sharknado crossover movie... an Animal Disaster Cinematic Universe...
@jadenova
@jadenova 5 ай бұрын
It looks like a Channel Awesome made movie.
@ajclements4627
@ajclements4627 5 ай бұрын
😂
@AnikMonette
@AnikMonette 5 ай бұрын
Know what? I've been here since your Cocktail review. Watched pretty much every reviews you've done. Your bad editing had charm, like the first Birdemic movie! Love ya! Keep on the good work!❤
@DanielLave25280
@DanielLave25280 5 ай бұрын
Another Birdemic Movie Have not Heard About It Until Now I Think It Something To With James Nguyen's Love Mastine Which Is A Plug-In Hyrid, Hanging Out With The Family Or Global Warning
@dracorex426
@dracorex426 5 ай бұрын
I assume "Extinction Insurrection" is a play on Extinction Rebellion movement. Probably plus the director learning a new word in 2021.
@briancoulombe4517
@briancoulombe4517 5 ай бұрын
Oh, you caught a fish? Good for you. I hear a mountain lion.
@StephVV
@StephVV 5 ай бұрын
IMO, he saw what happened with Tommy W and The Room and desperately wants to have that same luck. But that was totally lightening in a bottle.
@video-luver769
@video-luver769 5 ай бұрын
I acted in a movie shoot last month and gotta say that now I have A LOT more respect for the poor actors in these movies, LMAO.
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 5 ай бұрын
What movie?
@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744
@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 5 ай бұрын
Remember. We have 3 Birdemic Movies 6 Sharknado Movies and over 10 Puppet Master Movies. If you have a strange Idea for a Movie don't give up! Make it happend
@ajclements4627
@ajclements4627 5 ай бұрын
The PM films are fun at least, these Birdemic films are just trash.
@derworfnet
@derworfnet 5 ай бұрын
Have to say, though, there is *one* thing about this Movie I unironically like (or LIKE at all, period): The clearly Van Gogh-inspired poster. Whoever made that, I want to buy him a drink.
@superpan218
@superpan218 5 ай бұрын
You should do Son of the Mask for your show.
@VerdantRange
@VerdantRange 5 ай бұрын
Seeing the next movie... Well, you're going to need a lot more hemp before you're through.
@CharlesXavier
@CharlesXavier 4 ай бұрын
5:54 In all fariness, Nguyen did in fact make a few short films before taking on 'Birdemic 3', namely 'The Man with the Wooden Face' and 'Cosmic Beauty', both of which can easily be found on KZfaq (and make of those as you will). Recently, he's been trying to make some other film called 'Sea Rising'... good luck on that however way it turns out. Also, Nguyen seems to have gladly accepted and embraced the fact that he's the Birdemic Guy. Heck, the link on his Facebook page clearly states that. lol
@nooralimran4643
@nooralimran4643 5 ай бұрын
Can't tell you how many times I've rewatched and re-binged your older episodes. I wait restlessly for every episode
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 5 ай бұрын
Which one's your favorite? I like The Host and Cutthroat Island.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 4 ай бұрын
The Razzies are in, so there's a new Worst Picture for you to review: Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey.
@TrueBlueProd
@TrueBlueProd 5 ай бұрын
Birdemic 2 and 3 may as well be remakes of the original
@BrandonCroker
@BrandonCroker 5 ай бұрын
Wait, James considers himself the master of romantic thriller and Sean uploaded this around Valentine's Day..... Coincidence or intentional, you make the call!
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 5 ай бұрын
Sean, you are the hero we all needed. You watch a ton of cinematic poop, so we can laugh about it and not hurt our eyes in the process
@altohippiegabber
@altohippiegabber 5 ай бұрын
🎬Take 1 Action....and Cut! Good enough, we'll fix it in post, done, that's a wrap. Now its finally time for some oldskool hanging out hanging out hanging out with my family. (and having ourselves a partay)
@unholyperiodza5442
@unholyperiodza5442 5 ай бұрын
Birdemic 4: The Revenge of the Roaring Birds This time, it ain't personal, ITS REAL!!!!!
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 5 ай бұрын
There's more of them?!?! What has humanity done to deserve this fate? I mean what specifically?
@98953812
@98953812 5 ай бұрын
What HASN'T it done?
@visionaryventures12
@visionaryventures12 5 ай бұрын
I’d like to see a fan edit sharpening up the first movie as well as possible.
@mackenziegivens6061
@mackenziegivens6061 5 ай бұрын
Is it possible that this Birdemic has even less going on than the last two? To quote Death Note: the Musical, it's just "going through the motions as if their will be a reward/ while we stay eternally bored" 😴
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 5 ай бұрын
I’m genuinely surprised he went ahead and made a 3rd one 😅
@ajclements4627
@ajclements4627 5 ай бұрын
I know..he should have quit while he was behind. Maybe there’s gonna be a “The Room 2” this year..😂
@sparthyslaysstuff2405
@sparthyslaysstuff2405 5 ай бұрын
Neil Breen is the only so bad it's good director who has managed to make multiple films that arent self-aware and thus entertaining. And even Breen has some stinkers.
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 5 ай бұрын
Breen did a '5 film retrospective' where he gives advice on how to make movies his way! It's all very serious so thankfully 'self awareness' is a foreign concept to him.
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 5 ай бұрын
As a marine mammal biologist I feel so dirty. Edit: AND I LIVE NEAR SANTA CRUZ, NOOOOOO
@KeithFraser82
@KeithFraser82 5 ай бұрын
20:00 "Remaking a remake...we need to go deeper and remake a remake of a remake." *Inception BWAAAAAAAA noises intensify* (Battle Beyond the Stars is an example of a film which could be considered a remake of a remake, as it clearly takes at least some elements from The Magnificent Seven - like Robert Vaughn's character - rather than just being a sci-fi remake of Seven Samurai. There are probably other examples, like some of the films involving much-adapted books/characters, e.g. some versions of Dracula.)
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 5 ай бұрын
I have never seen a person whose head looks like their ears do not belong. Then I saw James Nguyen.
@mightyrobot42
@mightyrobot42 5 ай бұрын
Yor's world, he's the man!
@TomMSTie1138
@TomMSTie1138 5 ай бұрын
Please include the big guy names from Space Mutiny in the Yor review. "Thick McRunfast!"
@julioagua
@julioagua 5 ай бұрын
So glad that now you are reviewing whatever the hell you want, I was afraid you would stop after the last razzies nominee! keep up the good work.
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 5 ай бұрын
“I’m researching how the audio quality is changing between *shots*.” 8:19 What a *coincidence*, Sean! *Takes a shot*
@RussellCHall
@RussellCHall 5 ай бұрын
Make fun all you want but I heard that Daniel Day Lewis is coming out of retirement to play Chode # 5 in London
@sepollcas
@sepollcas 5 ай бұрын
Rod, the hippie billionaire
@Eric_Hunt194
@Eric_Hunt194 5 ай бұрын
Not sure what my punishment will be for vaguely defending the film-maker here, but "Extinction Insurrection" is clearly a dollar-tree version of the real-life environmental campaign group, Extinction Rebellion.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂2:04, What in the world is with the SFX in that Scene??
@docthemetalfreak
@docthemetalfreak 5 ай бұрын
God forbid if Birdemic 4 were to ever happen. or worse it gets to be handed over to Michael Bay.
@KennethEspericueta340
@KennethEspericueta340 5 ай бұрын
I think he should cover Unplanned and Morbius
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 5 ай бұрын
Who’s to say he won’t?
@theukekook7992
@theukekook7992 5 ай бұрын
Professor emerISsus...I'm dying!
@Eric_Hunt194
@Eric_Hunt194 5 ай бұрын
Today i learned that the surname "Nguyen" is pronounced "win". That’s both interesting and in the case of the Birdemic franchise, ironic.
@markshulusky6680
@markshulusky6680 5 ай бұрын
Glad to seen a full Cine. Ex. episode not restricted to the Razzies, but THIS?!? No fun to be had here, just the malaise attendant upon watching paint dry. Please let Yor swing in on his vine soon!
@MichaelKilley
@MichaelKilley 5 ай бұрын
Welcome back cinematic excrement
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 5 ай бұрын
20:18 (For the Next review.....straight forward this time, Sean?) Oh hey, Reb Brown. And during Reburary. Turns out The Thorn Princess is torn on this. Grab some peanuts
@98953812
@98953812 5 ай бұрын
I understood that reference
@jamesatkinsonja
@jamesatkinsonja 5 ай бұрын
Rebuarary...that's a blast from the past!
@TheDeppertLasseVogt
@TheDeppertLasseVogt 2 ай бұрын
Weird that, out of all the languages, the movie actually has a German Wikipedia page. The film is certainly known here, but I don't think to the extend like it is in many other countries.
@HBarnill
@HBarnill 5 ай бұрын
Birdemic is Alfred Hitchcock meets Tommy Wiseau
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 5 ай бұрын
James needs to forgo His Magnum Dopus Birdemic, if he's genuinely passionate about filmmaking. Otherwise, there'll be nothing but bad CGI bird droppings in his future.
@Lost-Lilim
@Lost-Lilim 5 ай бұрын
James has a pattern. Even when he's done something different, it still feels the same in many ways. Julie & Jack for instance is also about a blonde lady and brunette guy, and has bad special effects. I really don't think doing some short films would have helped.
@Howlrunner82
@Howlrunner82 5 ай бұрын
He's the Man. Yor, I mean
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