Clarkson, May, Hammond Metaphors/Similes Compilation #1

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@HarmonicaMustang 2 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?

@AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 жыл бұрын

"Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face" -Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's

@stegosaurus993 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"

@mirzaahmed6589 2 жыл бұрын

Jennifer?

@AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 he changed his name to Jennifer

@FishbedFive 2 жыл бұрын

@@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke

@duongnhdn 2 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.

@manvanthgowda 2 жыл бұрын

"Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time

@fabiank485 2 жыл бұрын

That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together

@cleverusername9369 2 жыл бұрын

I've never understood the joke

@dannyplatt6161 2 жыл бұрын

@@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families

@ic1815 2 жыл бұрын

@@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀

@elsden722 2 жыл бұрын

Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣

@toma6068 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"

@crazylizard1889 2 жыл бұрын

DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up

@Rasscasse 2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha

@Finetales 2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."

@samhobbs6517 Жыл бұрын

Dinnington*

@DLTX1007 4 ай бұрын

@@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china

@dondapilot2311 Жыл бұрын

"stephen hawking's a great bloke, even though a lot of him doesn't work" iconic

@rupertdean7431 2 ай бұрын

that didn't age well

@MrMisterDerp 28 күн бұрын

@@rupertdean7431 🥛

@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100 2 жыл бұрын

Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics

@kwardozz 2 жыл бұрын

laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on

@lewishamilton.f1.44 2 жыл бұрын

Only he confused himself with it in the process

@aliritsch6588 2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one thinking that way

@Finetales 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.

@JamaicanCastle Жыл бұрын

Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones. I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.

@hall911guy 2 жыл бұрын

James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂

@fabiank485 2 жыл бұрын

8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing

@RoScFan 2 жыл бұрын

Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.

@fabiank485 2 жыл бұрын

@@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke

@RoScFan 2 жыл бұрын

@@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.

@fabiank485 2 жыл бұрын

@@RoScFan she campaigned against it

@isaacsrandomvideos667 2 жыл бұрын

haha

@sankeesyuck951 2 жыл бұрын

"Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson

@charlotteleates9375 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣

@willlecomber7509 Жыл бұрын

It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great

@aimanazrie8944 2 жыл бұрын

"that is like saying rabies is better than botulism, and across the line!" 😂😂😂

@lennyface8195 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.

@mirzaahmed6589 2 жыл бұрын

Flying isn't dangerous.

@saagabragi6938 11 ай бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 Falling is

@scottkelly1665 10 ай бұрын

huioplkhggnurtugghh gjgtiui6hy yyjujju

@drwatson221b 2 жыл бұрын

Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.

@MordechaiKarp 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"

@berkkarsi 2 жыл бұрын

Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.

@Rasscasse Жыл бұрын

Yes. But Mustang does it best

@jdapaul1351 2 жыл бұрын

"It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last." 🤣🤣🤣

@RDSyafriyar 2 жыл бұрын

Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.

@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын

I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last

@sugarnads 8 ай бұрын

The russians could contend them

@JKH133 2 жыл бұрын

The Barnard Castle line is excellent

@Jrodsly 2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.

@HexlGaming 2 жыл бұрын

1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating

@dylanwest723 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate

@jacobbahr9316 7 ай бұрын

10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'

@TheGrenadier97 2 жыл бұрын

8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton

@olavjorvik94 2 жыл бұрын

The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍

@hamisharnold8745 2 жыл бұрын

I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt

@Rasscasse Жыл бұрын

I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?

@oldskoolraver1079 2 жыл бұрын

The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.

@varolussalsanclar1163 2 жыл бұрын

Wokeness happened

@FatGouf 2 жыл бұрын

@@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.

@MontyCantsin5 8 ай бұрын

@varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦

@sugarnads 8 ай бұрын

Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.

@gandurk 2 жыл бұрын

The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect

@jojosantos1264 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂

@suzukiyakudze2131 2 жыл бұрын

The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.

@Charlzey1998 2 жыл бұрын

How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"

@jamp12008 2 жыл бұрын

It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣

@gaudam514 2 жыл бұрын

Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel

@dave131 2 жыл бұрын

Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :( " This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "

@aryanbhange 2 ай бұрын

Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy

@jonvia 5 ай бұрын

Such poetry

@KoxenBols Жыл бұрын

"Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't" "I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"

@ritwikganguly848 2 жыл бұрын

i love these guys soo very much

@WvlfDarkfire 2 жыл бұрын

"Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣

@BostonBoy397 Жыл бұрын

I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way

@Barton_Motors_Ltd 2 жыл бұрын

Love that R33 clip.

@justinguibert4693 2 жыл бұрын

We need a second episode

@abhisheklakshman3663 2 жыл бұрын

How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!

@MAGNUM05 2 жыл бұрын

Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.

@DeadlyLazer 7 ай бұрын

Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.

@macattackk 2 жыл бұрын

Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol

@Perceval16 2 жыл бұрын

starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00

@automation7295 2 жыл бұрын

If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it? You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.

@revolver265 Ай бұрын

@@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"

@oversteer_9339 2 жыл бұрын

Congrats 13k!!!!

@whoeverit9087 10 ай бұрын

6:55. That didn't age well, did it...

@personfromgermany 2 жыл бұрын

some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations

@crazylizard1889 2 жыл бұрын

Read the title genius

@jamesengland7461 2 жыл бұрын

They are like similes

@noomanajmal9381 2 жыл бұрын

You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor

@ph0nkwalk3r 2 жыл бұрын

best one was that LFA one.

@terraprime4457 Жыл бұрын

I've never seen a lot of these

@MasterFlores35 4 ай бұрын

Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆

@AstolfoCh 2 жыл бұрын

That COD ref was a nice touch

@bryalogicalgaming5817 4 ай бұрын

These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.

@JohnySv 2 жыл бұрын

The Ethiopian well was good!

@worldwideroamers9227 2 жыл бұрын

8:36 Gold

@sinnexz 2 жыл бұрын

i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05

@skylarsorell9212 2 жыл бұрын

Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD

@ronanvelarde8072 2 жыл бұрын

This needs a part2

@jonathanedwards4251 2 жыл бұрын

We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.

@sugarnads 8 ай бұрын

Well, thats not gone well...

@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838 Жыл бұрын

"that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty" Battlefield : *hello*

@youraveragejoephoto 4 ай бұрын

The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently

@mrmawson2438 2 жыл бұрын

Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆

@MeAg4in 2 жыл бұрын

Dear creator/editor I love u

@kallehenningsson3315 2 жыл бұрын

Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson

@diobrando6245 2 жыл бұрын

9:58 got to be my fav

@no-replies Жыл бұрын

When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven

@sugarnads 8 ай бұрын

The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.

@raven_of_zoso455 2 жыл бұрын

Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?

@BlueflagAlpha 5 ай бұрын

Right

@incog_nizant Жыл бұрын

Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”

@crabmaster8174 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.

@decodolly1535 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.

@crabmaster8174 2 жыл бұрын

@@decodolly1535 All good mate!

@Rasscasse Жыл бұрын

Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂

@crabmaster8174 Жыл бұрын

@@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster

@richard63 2 жыл бұрын

The new Top Gear doesn't even rate. Thank god for the original team. And thank you Mustang150.

@Account1746 2 жыл бұрын

More similes in here than metaphors but fuck it same shit

@sugarnads 8 ай бұрын

Lung nectar. My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'

@SWalks2000 2 жыл бұрын

9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?

@Rasscasse Жыл бұрын

I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school

@thomasjenkins1264 Ай бұрын

3:20 the ageing of this notion has finally ended

@nordimejia5790 Жыл бұрын

4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?

@archiedube8231 Ай бұрын

It's like "silly metaphor"

@christianlenik5307 11 ай бұрын

1:30 nice cut to the next scene James

@EyePatchGuy88 2 жыл бұрын

10:30, THAT take aged well....

@legocreator1998 2 жыл бұрын

8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm

@iXlnte 2 жыл бұрын

3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’

@GuninGames Жыл бұрын

3:20 literally after Jeremy said that he started winning multiple Oscars when he worked for Marvel

@itsoctotv 11 ай бұрын

7:46 dat turbo tho

@Kugel-- 2 жыл бұрын

Some of these were similes. Tut tut tut

@petrosexualdesign 10 ай бұрын

You, sir. Are doing God's work.

@kokodjamba6657 2 жыл бұрын

11:18 I thought he was gonna say "But he is Iron Man"

@BorisShpilevoy Жыл бұрын

What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?

@topgearfan2848 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do a James May "Ow" compilation? I'd be happy to help

@27twilightmoon Жыл бұрын

How about a compilation of mentions on politicians?

@ishaqrazaak 4 ай бұрын

2:01 😬

@therealvbw 2 жыл бұрын

2:58 now that was ill informed...

@junkstewy6990 10 ай бұрын

you should try doing a peter mandelsson compilation

@alifzakuan6995 2 жыл бұрын

Do a “it wasn’t” compilation next

@4neck8indaily94 2 жыл бұрын

5:35 HILARIOUS

@federicocampagnoni 2 жыл бұрын

Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?

@nick7928 Жыл бұрын

2:22 lmao 😂

@nicholasw.3488 2 жыл бұрын

It sounds, like a happy hippopotamus

@diobrando6245 2 жыл бұрын

If they're in Family Guy they'll have their own cutaway