2:49:10 Mr Ballpark Franks. I have a tick experience to share that will absolutely floor you. I've created this throwaway just for this comment. I typed all this last night but the stream got struck down before I could comment, so I copied it to my clipboard and said if it goes back up, fuck it, I'll post. Well..... I know for a fact. That I will regret writing this comment this early because of how many people will see it.... Fuck it. If I can prevent a fellow woodsman from going through this, it'll be worth it. So, I live innawoods in rural PA and we have ticks, how many you may ask? "More than enough, I lost count after like the 1" to loosely quote cobes. So many that it's pretty common to find one or two on me after mowing the lawns. One day after mowing, I go in the house, rehydrate, and look myself over for ticks. I was suprised to not find any on my legs or back where I usually get them, I then proceed to kick back for a few hours before I shower. The few hours go by and I go to finally take a shower. I'm weird and don't just pee in the shower like a normal dude, I instead step up to the toilet, drop my drawers and get the shock of a lifetime..... My heart sank immediately and all the blood drained from my face. To my absolute horror, I see a fucking tick. Right on my dick. Not on the... Ummm helmet? But just below it. Securely latched onto my skin. Out of sheer panic, I try to pull it off by hand but it slips and I feel the fucking thing clamp down HARDER. So I grab some tweezers... Again, no dice, I pulled until it stretched my skin to about an inch or two til' it slipped again. I'm thoroughly losing my freaking mind at this point. Do I buck up and go to the ER? No, not my already socially awkward ass is going to endure that embarrassment. I Google alternative ways to remove ticks and I find it. Suffocation with Vaseline. By the time I get the Vaseline and sit on the toilet preparing myself, I feel it moving, I look down hoping it's on the move to a different area... Nope, it's literally BURROWING itself DEEPER into my skin, I can now only see HALF of its body. The only way to describe how this feels is to imagine needle nose pliers gently twisting your skin. So I'm literally crying at this point, absolutely going through it, and apply the Vaseline. I sit there and wait.... And wait...... And wait..... Staring at my dick like my life depended on it... I can still feel it moving around... I estimate it took 15 excruciating minutes for that little fucker to back itself out... It was the LONGEST 15mins of my life, I promise you that. As soon as I could see its whole body and head, I grabbed it with the tweezers. I didn't do anything special to kill it, I just lit it with a lighter. You know how they pop after only a few seconds then you can smoosh em' and throw them away. I did not, I burned that little bastard to nothing but a literal piece of ash.... So that's it. That's my tick dick story. Hope it got some laughs if anyone's read this far. It was a waking nightmare that I'll never forget. I even have a tiny little dot of a scar to remind me in case I were to try to repress it from memory. Moral of this story, ALWAYS check yourself ALL OVER after being outside. God I shouldn't post this.... I'll probably delete this later, or this will be posted by a throwaway..... @TheREALBallParkFranks
@misschris32515 күн бұрын
No, leave it. I'm sorry for you traumatic exp. My husband and I live in the woods of New Hampshire. I've stayed up till 3am picking ticks off my dogs. If I were in your shoes, I'd use neem oil. Suffocation is good, but neem may kill them faster. I use it as prevention on the dogs, but have seen a bed bug die within seconds to being slathered with neem❤
@TheREALBallParkFranks15 күн бұрын
I had a visceral reaction reading this. Thanks for sharing, I'm glad my hatred of ticks is not misplaced.
@YtThrowaway-gc8nm15 күн бұрын
@@TheREALBallParkFranks I absolutely knew you would lmfao, I know Seizure probably lost it when he read it too, I can just hear his laughs now! Circle of protection from ticks for all of us, praise Seizure's Magick!
@YtThrowaway-gc8nm15 күн бұрын
@@misschris325 Thank you for the suggestion (I literally wrote it down) and compassion, I genuinely appreciate it! While traumatic at the time, I'm able to see the funny side and laugh knowing I'm more vigilant now. Got 2 pups myself that I'm the designated tick killer for so I feel ya. While I love the peace and quiet of the woods, there's always a few things to watch out for. Well wishes to you and yours ❤️
@JohnJones-qj8dm15 күн бұрын
Excellently cringeworthy
@OutlandishMojo14 күн бұрын
Not quite a cobra-ism, but a questionable usage, is when he does a cheese pull after nuking cheese in the microwave "in 2 minute bursts" for 30+ minutes, then calls it "The Money Shot"
@neganstains574514 күн бұрын
"Micawave".
@ManeManeMane15 күн бұрын
Thank fuck this came back. i fell asleep watchinig it and it had a "cant watch this in your country" when i woke up
@queenoftheinternet15 күн бұрын
mr ballparkfranks rocks, love him as cohost
@breadbaker544912 күн бұрын
Homerun hitters tmdwu
@SeanSynthetic15 күн бұрын
Praise Squeezer's Magic 🪄🐍
@CNYKnifeNut14 күн бұрын
Not sure it'll be in here, but the recent(ish) "hall and roll rock of fame" might be my favorite. Honorable mention to NAL's "Bernie and Ert"
@elonmusk42015 күн бұрын
As a non-native speaker I'm learning a lot from that deep dive into English language, much appreciated, TWU!
@zal778213 күн бұрын
Congrashulations on learning English dood, although I’m a Scottish Viking yeah. My English is eksquidid
@crystalpapers659015 күн бұрын
Ngl i thought franks was Chauncey for like 3 episodes
@breadbaker544915 күн бұрын
You might be from Wyoming
@misschris32515 күн бұрын
The first time I caught one of Seizure's streams, I thought Chauncey was Seizure. That wonderful laughter reminded me so much of Mr. Dink😅
@redbearduk14 күн бұрын
You and me too brother, now they sound completely different when you flick back and forth. We ride that short bus.
@CommonerMongooseDFS13 күн бұрын
I like to pretend that BallParkFranks is sober Chauncey. Like a Jekyll and Hyde situation.
@rustyshackleford669313 күн бұрын
@@breadbaker5449no that’s funny af
@superbeesonic15 күн бұрын
exquisid
@micahemerson38814 күн бұрын
I’ll shed a little light on “I ride bike”. I live in Wyoming but I’m not originally from here, I noticed that when people refer to truck drivers or truck driving the say “drive truck”. For example, “what does he do for a living?”, “he drives truck”. I even know a local musician who has a lyric that goes “her daddy drive truck before he piled em up, now he draws a check from the state”. I’ve never heard that expression before coming to Wyoming, so I assume it’s just a weird “wyomingism” and Cobes has boglified it to describe riding his bicycle.
@ShowerOnceYearly15 күн бұрын
woke up from my boredom/laziness nap to find this banger waiting for me. Thankful for this bounty you've laid before us
@HiGlowie15 күн бұрын
A Scrapper Steve episode would be amazing
@nukathecat431914 күн бұрын
Yes!
@ubersensai10 күн бұрын
It's a rockin good tameee
@allson100016 күн бұрын
Oh ma god. It’s a good day. Thank you kindly gents Love from Scotland.
@izzyjones710815 күн бұрын
👋 Scotland ❤
@vine0014 күн бұрын
Scottish ancestry
@flipdiesel965214 күн бұрын
I’m gonna be visiting Scotland in August. First time ever flying anywhere. Maybe we’ll meet and have some Cobraisms to exchange. TMDWU
@allson100014 күн бұрын
@@flipdiesel9652 that’s cool, it should be pretty warm in august. Where are you from?. I’d love to visit America, yous are so much cooler than us.
@HeyItsThatGothGuy13 күн бұрын
Great work as always Caesar! I would love a “modern cobra” episode of snakebones where you compare Josh of today vs his younger 20-something self back in the first cobra lair. So much has changed from his social life, work habits, troll intensity, his addictions, his youtube persona, etc. I think it would be fun to juxtapose different aspects of his life and how they have changed in the last few years. You don’t have to make new snakebones but I ‘preshiate it dood. Keep on rockin on
@swifty114713 күн бұрын
I would love to see that. Lolcows in decay and comparison is a sick fascination of mine.
@Delwryn75715 күн бұрын
6:32 start
@frankcaliendosucks15 күн бұрын
Doing the dark lord's work 🐍
@GreyMatterPlatter14 күн бұрын
🫸🫷
@lanechasek556015 күн бұрын
Allow me to dump some autistic chain restaurant lore about Peaches' in Casper. It used to be a Red Barn location, which was a popular fast food franchise in the 1960s, best known for their restaurants looking like, well, barns, and their hideous mascots. Red Barn went defunct in 1988, and most of the locations were demolished. Some, like the one in Casper, came under new ownership and just got a subtle rebranding.
@RussRobert-fd1ou14 күн бұрын
Yup, we have a red barn in our town, it's the only other one I've ever heard of, it's still in business here though. Sell I've cream, and soda.
@vimerveilles14 күн бұрын
The cats meow every stream and yet we don't see them. Post your cats, robotman. I want to see your kitties.
@ubersensai10 күн бұрын
Show us your kits
@sleepy__boi15 күн бұрын
RIP Puff
@hiding_my_name15 күн бұрын
RIP Ozzy
@HiGlowie15 күн бұрын
@@hiding_my_nameRIP Zack Wade
@garrettboomerbender15 күн бұрын
RIP Homeboy Scotty
@HRM.H15 күн бұрын
RIP Mss Green
@susieqz81315 күн бұрын
I thought I was going crazy when I went to look for this this morning, like I didn’t really see the notification last night. HYPE to watch this!
@JaySplash0015 күн бұрын
Crossing the streams. Mentioning Krystalstation and Baby Lesley! I chuckled out loud. Lesley will never escape.
@garrettboomerbender15 күн бұрын
I can't believe no one said Tony Lommi aka Tony Iommi
@-UseSoap_13 күн бұрын
I missed the first half of this bad boy when it was live. I'm glad you got it back up. Thanks, Ceasar!
@Gemini_Missy15 күн бұрын
TMDWTFIU!
@alexm450515 күн бұрын
I seized my pants when I saw part two
@CommonerMongooseDFS15 күн бұрын
Rewatching the desolation of cobra and the latest episode of Snakebones, then the from the vault episode with Chauncey(tm) and now THIS? Easternoth came early, toobz!
@unseeliej14 күн бұрын
Like Easternoth and O Hallows Eve all rolled into one!
@skunkman77715 күн бұрын
i wanted to watch this live but i figured it would be better if i saved it for work Monday morning. hell yeah for including Mike & Rich
@campfiresedge939515 күн бұрын
Some oat it be with the prama John and saren ghetto cheese.
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves14 күн бұрын
A circle of protection upon my boys Caesar and Ballparkfranks.
@chuck345514 күн бұрын
Ball park really coming into his own with this one. Seizure the art is next level, you must have studied under clintoidz. Nice dynamic fellas.
@explosionparty13 күн бұрын
anyone ever find the move-out vid?
@HiGlowie15 күн бұрын
Reading superchats at the end or all during one segment would be good.
@flipdiesel965214 күн бұрын
I was the big brained Chad who brought up “de-thaw” in the original video in the comments
@neganstains574513 күн бұрын
I still hold out hope that Cobra will start going to the gym. I've often wondered why Clint never used exercise as a bonding tool. I don't see Cobes resisting the idea as he still talks about having Clint's genetics for muscle building.
@deengew7 күн бұрын
He will never, he’s the laziest regard there ever was
@MillywiggZ15 күн бұрын
Busted-azz iPhones is a very middle eastern tech solution. Very cool.
@Kitykitycoco15 күн бұрын
I am prediabetic and currently treating it. There's technically 3 different types, type 1, type 2, and gestational diabetes. Type 2 can have many root causes (mine is mostly hormonal) and diet can aggravate it. I think if Josh gets diagnosed with diabetes, he won't try to change. Not only do you have to be dedicated to changing your diet, but also routines. I have to take pills daily, i have to monitor blood sugar. And most importantly, no sugar and especially no alcohol. I genuinely don't think he'd be willing to give up drinking until shit gets too dire, and at that point, it's near impossible to go back.
@campfiresedge939515 күн бұрын
Unfortunately you are right. The way he’s going it will be a miracle if he makes it to 40.
@ExtraSpecialSnake-ls5hh15 күн бұрын
He probably already has full blown type 2. It's not unusual for people to ignore the minor symptoms and only get diagnosed when serious complications arise. I don't think he'll take it seriously until he ends up in hospital being told he's going to lose some toes or a whole foot. Poor outlook for the Bog.
@Kitykitycoco15 күн бұрын
@ExtraSpecialSnake-ls5hh Bro is speedrunning necrosis and he probably won't care. Then he can get a gothic prosthetic toobs!
@cathrinerhardt15 күн бұрын
@@Kitykitycoco I'd be surprised, if he even made it to prostethics. My guess is coma diabeticum and since he is mostly alone in his boghole, help will come too late. He is the definition of non-compliance.
@chadwarden59314 күн бұрын
His diet is definitely terrible but I personally dont think he ever drinks all his "mead" they typically turn out nasty as hell so he takes a few sips for the camera then pours it out, very few are drinkable, I dont think he intakes enough sugar on a daily basis to be diabetic, i mean come on, he hasn't even had kidney stones yet...
@RootVegetabIe13 күн бұрын
Snake Bones ep suggestion: Warlord's Lies
@Skamakazi10012 күн бұрын
I love how he says "artisanal"
@TheREALBallParkFranks16 күн бұрын
good 👍
@cakesykay13 күн бұрын
Just FYI Chauncey made the egg song using some AI music program, then someone made that music video for it! I was there for its conception twas a fun night.
@thomasenigma8810 күн бұрын
"Here's the kicker of it" From the first eviction vid is always a good one lol
@JoanWhack15 күн бұрын
How many words and phrases until it stops being cobraisms, and starts becoming a new language?
@RealCasperMan15 күн бұрын
Praise Cobraro for you Mister Robot, you're the only thing keeping the Cobraverse alive. Cobra rules my sad life and hates us all now.
@Suki-Tawdry15 күн бұрын
Yay! Glad you got it back up! 👍🏽
@almost_obsolete12 күн бұрын
RE: The "liquification" Cobraism, I think he meant "vilified." "Vilification...every generation gets vilified to some extent." Makes sense in the context of what he was saying, and you can kinda see how that word could get sloshed around inside our boy's brain and spaghetti souped out as liquification. Edit: Just saw someone in the the stream chat brought that up.
@alphaotakux11 күн бұрын
My favorite is when he said "ill suck that for a dollar" when talking about RoboCop
@EVIL_THOUGHTS15 күн бұрын
*LIQUIFIED? Is it not gentrified?*
@natethebestttКүн бұрын
Breaking my sober streak with this one ❄️
@elITeSWE14 күн бұрын
Better not play some ACDC, BOY!
@thomasenigma8813 күн бұрын
I think de-thaw comes from cobra trying to say defrost. Like, you either thaw or defrost...you don't fucking de-thaw!
@jlmcgill203115 күн бұрын
Very disappointed in myself that I missed this live.
@kaeynpeck-snyder677611 күн бұрын
I NEED THE MOVING VIDEO AHH
@guerrillagroovesradiofrees539114 күн бұрын
Ballpark killing the vibe with all the super chats
@TheEnderBand4 күн бұрын
I think the "tecond" thing might be him thinking of saying "tick" like an English person but reverting to "second" after the first millisecond, creating the portmanteau of "tecond"
@explosionparty9 күн бұрын
oh my god, Josh+NAL in the style of the fatheads NEEDS to happen
@MsWienerEater14 күн бұрын
Everyone knows that the base of the Cobra food pyramid is GREASE
@BigSad4970214 күн бұрын
THANK GOD THIS CAME BACK, I WAS ABOUT TO COMMIT SUE OF SIDE BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU BLOCKED ME, SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I WILL MENTION YOU IN MY EDGING LORE
@slainemccool28757 күн бұрын
Stuttering John is a fella that used to work for Howard Stern
@Fortyozkilluh14 күн бұрын
Not sure if it was brought up, but the red wine is pure gold
@liquiddenny11 күн бұрын
hey 5k, love your work and art you are a true gem in this community with unmatched dedication and respect. a lot of your videos are very quiet though! sometimes it’s almost impossible to hear cobra in the clips.
@WDeranged13 күн бұрын
2:40:29 If you squint you can see it...
@boom.roasted159411 күн бұрын
Can't recall if "bullshit the breeze" has been mentioned. 😂
@California_Doge13 күн бұрын
One Cobraism or foible was when he made that putrid Valentines day drink combo and he said something along the lines of "Im definitely going to save these curdles" as he finished sipping his bog grog in the cobra chalice
@TrinityCodex15 күн бұрын
oh thank god, i was watching the VOD when it got banned. BUT ITS BACK
@The__Leo6 күн бұрын
Damn, someone brought up StutJo, hell yeah.
@funnygaming704414 күн бұрын
Fell asleep to this live, woke up 3 or 4 hours layer still live
@slainemccool28757 күн бұрын
Nice I can watch it now
@EVIL_THOUGHTS15 күн бұрын
*I'm pretty sure Jawshy boy don't even know the name of the original members of black sabbassthhh...all he knows is freakin'ozzy...OZZZTHYYY!*
@jedisonichog870514 күн бұрын
He does know Geezer Butler, but turns him into Geezer and Butler.
@EVIL_THOUGHTS14 күн бұрын
@@jedisonichog8705 *What a great name for a brand of bacon grease!*
@RussRobert-fd1ou13 күн бұрын
I'm thinking the Boglum is most definitely on the end of his life cycle. The trailer will be his final resting place. Praise seizures magic doot! 😂
@DeepFriedHallelujah15 күн бұрын
It’s a Danksmas Americal TMDWTFIU 🐍🤘🏻
@Hans_Sneedman13 күн бұрын
Can someone share the link to the egg challenge music video with me?
@chadwarden59312 күн бұрын
I think its a separate video from the song, siezure just put them together himself
@abottleofketchup326515 сағат бұрын
1:49:20 insane how jorsh doesnt realize this is no different from him blowing weed in the faces of putherth, mrs green, and obie, and this is coming from a pothead
@FuxYus15 күн бұрын
Reading super chats all the time is annoying. Half the stream is reading donations.
@ExtraSpecialSnake-ls5hh15 күн бұрын
Super chats rule your sad pathetic life!
@HiGlowie15 күн бұрын
Yea, it messes with the flow
@TheCtotheT12 күн бұрын
Very lazy request but does any have the link or timestamp which Franks mentioned. it was to do with another 'youtoob pooper 'as mi lordt would put it
@shaveychest15 күн бұрын
Lol the voice mail reminds me of Tool- Message from Harry ManBack
@Beelzebunge14 күн бұрын
😂
@Octavius_bobcat15 күн бұрын
This is the best thing to see on my feed!
@Octavius_bobcat15 күн бұрын
Where can we donate when they go live?
@whiptoclaw12 күн бұрын
On KZfaq in the live chat. There's a donate button.
@MrU4theChillWind15 күн бұрын
What's the story behind cobes' dislike of Bruce Dickinson?
@DeepFriedHallelujah14 күн бұрын
I don’t remember exactly but pretty sure it was over some political comment Bruce made
@chadwarden59314 күн бұрын
@DeepFriedHallelujah no i think he talked shit on ozzy actually, if I remember iron maiden opened for ozzy recently and bruce was upset at ozzy for probably being a useless idiot
@MrU4theChillWind14 күн бұрын
@@chadwarden593 That's a fast way to get on the bad side of Cobes.
@moejuggler603315 күн бұрын
Did this get edited? I checked earlier and it wasnt up on the channel.
@shmillbe339015 күн бұрын
Acdc got played and this got banned
@TheXenoxen15 күн бұрын
@@shmillbe3390 TMDNWU
@flipdiesel965214 күн бұрын
Little Seizure
@MadmanDKDK12 күн бұрын
@SeizureRobot5000 You said you might have problems hearing things in videos, you can use the extension for chrome or whatever browser you're running called Volume Master, and it'll boost your volume for the video you're playing.
@blackwind67713 күн бұрын
Antoine Lavey
@chefbezos.16 күн бұрын
I missed you mi lord
@jacksondillard836314 күн бұрын
Why the fuck is the intro so long
@kx71811 күн бұрын
I need the link to that documentary at 2:44:00
@explosionparty11 күн бұрын
SAME!! I cannot find it anywhere
@hisdukeness303715 күн бұрын
Chauncey lives!!!😊
@chadwarden59314 күн бұрын
Not Chauncey lol, this is Ballpark Franks
@Holographichaven14 күн бұрын
Heck yeah
@shalomitommy13 күн бұрын
I just realized josh reminds me of jeff The drunk on the stern show.
@mikenobody33535 күн бұрын
Fuck i missed the stream...definitely not what is up.. 🍔 🍕
@cheapmusicgear14 күн бұрын
Weed the people
@Beelzebunge14 күн бұрын
Nyeeeeeeeaaaa
@k98k3614 күн бұрын
I need more kristow and lesdawg
@gutturaldarkness15 күн бұрын
Better not turn off comments BOY
@HiGlowie15 күн бұрын
Nice pfp. “You ain’t no punk, you punk. You wanna talk about the real junk? If I ever said _____ I’d be banned. I’m the garbage man. If you don’t dig me you don’t dig nothing, do you want the real thing or are you just talking, now stick out your hand…I’m the garbage man”
@nukathecat431915 күн бұрын
😅
@Archon...14 күн бұрын
I once asked Josh if he would date a black of age woman and he said yes.
@breadbaker544914 күн бұрын
Anyone got a link to the Egg Challenge music video?
@Yabbagabbagool14 күн бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bpx7fpl3yduof5c.html
@SeizureRobot500014 күн бұрын
Also, here is the country western song about Cobra eating eggs just in case: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l8xgrM6ct9nXZp8.html
@calibdovah196214 күн бұрын
Could you turn up the audio a lil bit? It seems kinda low to me. TMDNWU
@SeizureRobot500014 күн бұрын
Is it definitely on the softer side... I lowered it when I saw the stream audio peaking too hard at the beginning, but I overdid it.
@calibdovah196214 күн бұрын
@@SeizureRobot5000 we all are a little regarded sometimes. All is swell TWU
@bobc203215 күн бұрын
RIP to one of the biggest trolls
@notreal626713 күн бұрын
Better not do a Cobes food pyramid video boys.
@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY14 күн бұрын
Needs more goofing on Krystal
@joshsaunders797115 күн бұрын
Question. Does Clint work out at a gym like planet fitness, or does his school he teach at have a gym? Or maybe an at home gym? Because it feels like all Clint does is work out and teaching?