Fun Tax Write-Offs | Trump Falls Asleep In Court | Billy Joel’s CBS Concert Cutoff

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Stephen has a new accountant, the former president’s criminal trial kicked off in New York City, and Billy Joel fans were left in shock when a broadcast of the artist’s concert came to an abrupt end on Sunday night.
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@charlesmartin1121 Ай бұрын

'If Trump can be convicted there, he can be convicted anywhere...it's up to you New York, New York.'

@satori2890 Ай бұрын

Even old Alcatraz has been re named for....

@solvseus Ай бұрын

Former guy: if I can be indicted, anyone can. Everyone else: well... yeah. Duh. 🤨

@tanazinn8484 Ай бұрын

👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

@deenormus1975 Ай бұрын

😃I flippin’ love u for that.

@dvdhr1 Ай бұрын

we see what you did here

@Lionize728 Ай бұрын

Trump's recounting of Gettysburg was the best episode of "Drunk History" I've ever seen.

@bobbarker1798 Ай бұрын

Good one.

@kevincahill5363 Ай бұрын

you got me laughing!

@chriskelly6559 Ай бұрын

Hard to believe he was actually sober, can't imagine what he'd be like drunk.

@dianetucker8644 Ай бұрын

Probably he has never heard of this history, but anything that sounds like a burger would certainly interest him. Haven't laugh't out loud for some true. Thanks Stephen!

@dianetucker8644 Ай бұрын

Haven't laughed out loud for some time . . .

@okkietrooy6841 Ай бұрын

I am non-american and am barely educated in american history. Even I could recognize that the former president had no idea about what happened at Gettysburgh. Now I know a lot more about this battle because I read Wikepedia about the subject. Obviously very basic stuff but in about 15 minutes I knew far more about this stuff than the former president.

@samuela-aegisdottir Ай бұрын

Another non-American here, I also clearly recognised that he doesn't have a clue. And I also googled the battle awterwards. I wonder if Trump even know about the existence of Wikipedia.

@sharolhathaway6836 Ай бұрын

Don Snorleone-the Nodfather! What a buffoon!

@lostintranslation7652 Ай бұрын

😂Or also: the Snorefather… Look who’s snoring now. 😄

@user-xc1xg8ob4o Ай бұрын

"In the courtroom, the mighty courtroom, the Mango sleeps tonight"

@TracyAdams-ry2fc Ай бұрын

🎵🎶🤣💙😆👏👍

@Commenting-answering Ай бұрын

Hush my Trumpie, don’t speak my Trumpie, … EVER!

@vedwalker3974 Ай бұрын

He tanna here, he tanna there, He tanna here, he tanna there, He tanna here, he tanna there...

@LPS-mh8kx Ай бұрын

Bwahahaha 😂

@mariekastler5391 Ай бұрын

A Wing A Wok, A Wing A Wok...

@tdsoldier3198 Ай бұрын

After falling asleep in court today, I think Trump has earned the name Don Snoreleone.

@indigowolf556 Ай бұрын

Lol😅😅😅

@erickhart8046 Ай бұрын

😂

@solvseus Ай бұрын

Dang, that was better than mine

@tanazinn8484 Ай бұрын

👍🤣🤣🤣

@ladydragon5526 Ай бұрын

😂 Okay best comment ever

@nicksower6064 Ай бұрын

I'm surprised Trump didn't say anything about the "Gettysburg Dress."

@Mortthemoose Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 👗

@MultisportOfficial Ай бұрын

Colbert used to refuse to say his name. He should go back to that, simply calling him, "the defendant."

@WolfsToob Ай бұрын

The “Gettysburg Word Salad”, such a powerful and beautiful and horrific and special and uphill speech!

@Auggie1949 Ай бұрын

I loved that Gettysburg Garbled Word Salad. Listened to it more than once and saved it. It really does sound like something the orange poopy idiot would say or try to say.

@geridinewhite869 Ай бұрын

Huh ?😂😂

@markjacobs3665 Ай бұрын

Imagine being in the Fraternity of Presidents and realize....he's one of us. 😂😢😮

@wonderrob3225 Ай бұрын

The animatronics in Disney's Hall of Presidents are designed without the ability to experience emotions like embarrassment. Otherwise, they might feel ashamed to share the stage with tRump

@johnpozios Ай бұрын

Gettysburg Word Salad 😂😂😂

@alicesrabbit7126 Ай бұрын

Lmao, Trump whinning about missing his son's graduation...and what was he doing just after the birth of his son, again???

@elviarodriguez3908 Ай бұрын

Mela said, don't bother to show at my son's graduation, you weren't there when he was born, your just try to get out of being in court to face your transgressions.

@SUZSMITH Ай бұрын

Seems like perfect bookends

@MrJBA79 Ай бұрын

... assuming Barron graduates. He is a tRump after all, so he is a born failure.

@taggah2000 Ай бұрын

@@elviarodriguez3908 can you provide a source for this? This would be beautiful and I so want it to be true, but it would also be very uncharacteristic of her to so harshly and publicly bite the hand that feeds her, and it is so easy for someone else to pass off something made up as true.

@johnsmithe4656 Ай бұрын

@@taggah2000 There were no quotes. I think it's just wishful thinking, not meant to be taken seriously. That might be well what Melania says to Trump, but remember, she also wore a jacket with "i dont reely care do u?" spray painted on the back of it when visiting children imprisoned in concentration camps by her husband. So excuse me for not giving that witch the benefit of the doubt.

@valerieleigh77 Ай бұрын

His Gettysburg rant sounds like a 12 year old who didn't study trying to just ramble through a class presentation 😅

@patchgen Ай бұрын

But a 12 yr old's rambling makes more sense than Trump.

@kiki19822 Ай бұрын

All of his speeches sound the same way.

@XtinaCMV Ай бұрын

As a 5th grade social studies teacher, I can 10000% confirm this. Pathetic lol.

@ronlucius5034 Ай бұрын

A book report

@Joy-tk8qj Ай бұрын

Watching the people behind Trump squirm during his “speech” was priceless!😆🤣

@Mortthemoose Ай бұрын

They were REALLY bored!!! I was watching all of them, and non of them were paying any attention to him! 😂😂

@pattyayers Ай бұрын

I like watching the people in back of him, fascinating

@helentaylor7132 Ай бұрын

At beginning of clip I saw a big yawn back there.

@normanreyome8237 Ай бұрын

The smell was wafting.....

@user-tn3qf1gg1j Ай бұрын

Tuff way to earn $40 bucks being put to sleep by the Orange pumpkin head's whingathon

@laalaa99stl Ай бұрын

This from the guy who calls his nemesis Sleepy Joe? All the while he's Dozin' Donny? At least he was the opposite of woke. 👍

@sevendegrees Ай бұрын

I hope Dozin Donnie sticks!

@solvseus Ай бұрын

A poster above said "Don Snorleone", but yours is good too.

@verceleslaron5108 Ай бұрын

Droolin' donnie😅😅😅

@user-re9ui1ji1b Ай бұрын

Yes, DOZIN' DONNIE.....BRILLIANT !!! (of course, the DOSING DROOLER works) LOLOLOL 😏

@TabethaAurochs Ай бұрын

Respect to "at least he's not woke!" Kinda surprised nobody else used that 😅

@gottadance07 Ай бұрын

I’ve said for years that Colbert keeps me sane. He’s a genius!

@cheska2024 Ай бұрын

I've said the very same thing.

@takata98 Ай бұрын

In 2018 - 2019 after I introduced friends in the UK to Colbert, they said watching shows satirizing the antics of 45, it helped them laugh rather than despair! But they still couldn't understand why the US made him 45!

@care2think611 Ай бұрын

So true! And he's a national treasure. I'm sure his writers are right there with him. He's doing his part to inform while entertaining us about the serious threat to the country we love.

@gottadance07 Ай бұрын

@@care2think611, yes, the writers are incredible!

@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 Ай бұрын

@@care2think611 He really cares about our country!

@jonellepatterson82 Ай бұрын

Just finished watching "The Lying Detective" where Sherlock Holmes referred to Culverton Smith as "This creature, that rotting thing is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil." Perfect description of Trump.

@Mortthemoose Ай бұрын

With Jeremy Brett?

@antique7391 Ай бұрын

Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial site at Pearl Harbor several years ago. His question: “so what was this all about”? True story..

@dthomas9230 Ай бұрын

AT ARLINGTON THE FORMER MORON-IN-CHIEF ASKED "What was in it for them?"

@paulgibbon5991 Ай бұрын

In a way, I kind of envy the guy. Imagine living life like that. No doubt, no uncertainty, no anxiety that you don't know something or you're not up to a task. And enough superficial charisma and wealth that reality need never intrude on you.

@CelesteKnowles Ай бұрын

true.

@danieldavidson2387 Ай бұрын

He called those who died there "suckers" and "losers."

@truhhhhhhhokIII3 Ай бұрын

@@paulgibbon5991they say ignorance is bliss, and he is so much bliss😂

@vinniediesel1369 Ай бұрын

Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

@Harald- Ай бұрын

That's exactly what 68 million supporters love about him.

@kousoumarendall7948 Ай бұрын

It's a narcistic person kown as the criminal Donald J Trump.

@vlh5114 Ай бұрын

Hey…perfect description of Harry & Rachel Meghan Markle! When is the MSM going to start exposing those 2 grifters & give H a swift kick out of this country!

@Washougalite1 Ай бұрын

Add malignant narcissist and we have IQ45 🎉

@caniican Ай бұрын

Daddy...is that you???😈

@al_lahn4264 Ай бұрын

Trump's Gettysburg ramble reminds me so much of the kids in history class who clearly didn't prepare for their presentations but got up and said whatever came to mind anyway.

@johnsmithe4656 Ай бұрын

Using purposely vague and sometimes contradictory terms, like a psychic with their predictions, just so you can claim you got something right, never mind all the wrong stuff. It demonstrates a tremendous lack of respect for everyone in the room. Not just that you didn't prepare, but that you thought so little of your audience that you think it doesn't even matter, or that they're dumb enough to buy it. It's truly childish. As an adult, if you don't prepare, you don't gas light everyone and insult their intelligence; you say, "I'm so sorry I did not prepare for this, I won't waste your time any more; let me go prepare and we'll try this again later." Not preparing is bad enough, but then acting like you did or that it doesn't matter is downright offensive and everyone should hate you for it.

@trueblue6201 Ай бұрын

That is so blatantly clear, I can't believe that everyone doesn't see it.

@gePanzerTe Ай бұрын

Those guys are sooooo old. The battle of the Granpas... 😅

@DeeSeeTheCast Ай бұрын

Hahaha

@vjr5261 Ай бұрын

That is exactly the case. That’s what he is.

@Aaron.Thomas Ай бұрын

"Ever notice how Robert E Lee is out of favor" he says... oh, you mean ever since the civil war?

@LazyJack2003 Ай бұрын

Got to love the "That´s us!" Today, I am a New Yorker, too! Greetings from Europe!

@triciac1019 Ай бұрын

Even though I live in Utah, I will be a New Yorker for this whole trial.

@ChandlerSomborac Ай бұрын

For a guy who doesn't drink, Trump *still* sounds drunk when he talks.

@alicetelford9027 Ай бұрын

Trump has been having a series mini strokes, the big one will occur soon.

@meganm1074 Ай бұрын

Doctors who look at his speeches say he has dementia.

@alwood9148 Ай бұрын

he should take it up

@ericparrish1515 Ай бұрын

Lucky he can afford to drink

@MaryBravado-wy8iq Ай бұрын

Adderall

@laalaa99stl Ай бұрын

Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!

@c0mpu73rguy Ай бұрын

That he ran down like a champ (or was it a chimp?), I know it because he bragged about it (old age is terrifying).

@chuyocaca4153 Ай бұрын

😂🤣

@andrewburleson9846 Ай бұрын

WAY TO GO NEW YORK! I’m applauding on behalf of your many, many, many CALIFORNIA FANS Your Courts can do it! Hurrah!

@ronaldharding3927 Ай бұрын

I love the English language. It never fails that those who cry that immigrants "must speak English" don't know the language, ie. the individual in his post who used 'aloud' for 'allowed'. It's unusual for a 'genious' to butcher the King's English, but he does it on a regular basis. It also chaps my derriere when someone reels over the pronouns one uses to describe themselves when 90% of US citizens don't know how to use them anyway. I suppose Trump can blame immigrants for his incredibly inept English, since he's blaming them for poisoning my blood. Well I'm one poisoning ScotsIrish immigrant who demands that my POTUS speak understandable English to set the example for five year olds on the ART OF THE SPEAKING.

@Alex-xn8pq Ай бұрын

His evangelicals from the southern states must love his "beautiful" battle quote. If memory serves the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg and retreated back into Virginia.

@user-gx2uu7jd3v Ай бұрын

Whomever wrote the 3K joke is BRILLIANT!!!!

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

Whoever 🙂 Uncertain jackal-we don't know if Seth is going to feed us this week

@Justusson Ай бұрын

The joke was worth more than the fine itself,..

@lynnhettrick7588 Ай бұрын

@@LindaC616It looks like no Seth this week. He didn’t say “see me next week” (because he was being strangled) and I think he was on Kimmel.

@LindaC616 Ай бұрын

@lynnhettrick7588 yes, I saw that

@user-gx2uu7jd3v Ай бұрын

@@LindaC616 sometimes autocorrect gets things wrong 😂😂🤗, thank you for the correction! 😊😊😊

@muzicfreek1986 Ай бұрын

Omg hearing him bumble his way through the Gettysburg thing was beyond painful....how in the name of all that is holy, unholy, and otherwise, is that the man that so many people want as our preisdent again!? Someone throw a history book at him, please?!

@generalmalaise458 Ай бұрын

Did you see Jimmy Kimmel’s show? He wrote Trump’s whole Gettysburg speech on a blackboard. It looks plagiarized from a pre schoolers book report.

@QUICKBOOKS1 Ай бұрын

@@generalmalaise458 I just saw that one, and, switched back here! I would have left the mark as an "F"!

@likespurple2261 Ай бұрын

Aptly put.

@muzicfreek1986 Ай бұрын

@generalmalaise458 no, I missed that! I'll have to go look for it.

@sarahsnowe Ай бұрын

"Someone throw a history book at him, please"---a really heavy one, preferably dropped from a great height.

@triciac1019 Ай бұрын

"The people of New York, that's us." Love it!

@tammystockley-loughlin7680 Ай бұрын

I saw Billy Joel at Boston Garden a long time ago...THE BEST CONCERT. The energy made your hair stand up a little. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

@magster6022 Ай бұрын

He has no f'ing idea what happened at Gettysburg!😂

@Commenting-answering Ай бұрын

I was amazed he knew it was in Pennsylvania. I figured he thought it was in Slovenia.

@mesaeddie Ай бұрын

So sad how Lee somehow has fallen out of favor. What a dip shit.

@ThatOpalGuy Ай бұрын

Just tell him it was where his cult got their traitorous butts handed to them.

@nickyreed8341 Ай бұрын

Not one fraction of an idea!!

@Jerry-oo8hd Ай бұрын

Or where it is…he was 2 1/2 hours away in Shneksville

@mynameisworld Ай бұрын

Trump has no idea what Gettysburg is. 😂

@keitholsen8787 Ай бұрын

Well, he got it right what state it’s in. Not anything else though.

@oldauntzibby4395 Ай бұрын

@@keitholsen8787are you saying he isn't sure of the Gettysburg address?

@vsznry Ай бұрын

@@oldauntzibby4395 we're saying #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@darkstorm0433 Ай бұрын

Yeah, this is the guy who also said that Andrew Jackson could have stopped the Civil War if he wanted to. He doesn't know the first thing about American history, what a clown😂

@heathergaston436 Ай бұрын

Sounds like the kid in 3rd grade who didn't even open the book and ad-libs a book report.

@unifiedvision999 Ай бұрын

I wonder if Trump has any idea that Gettysburg was the battle that was the turning point where the South started to get it's ass kicked.

@albertwjoell Ай бұрын

Absolutely! ...it's up to you New York, New York! Be vicious and beautiful and horrible and put Don Yawn in jail, in so many ways, even uphill me boys!

@gerrymercado3182 Ай бұрын

Now officially he’s the laughingstock of the whole world 😄🤣😂

@kerrynicholls6683 Ай бұрын

What? I’m sorry to tell you but he’s been officially the world’s biggest laughingstock since 2016. Trust me I live on the world, outside of America 🇺🇸. Lots of Love ❤️ from outside, 🌏 that’s it, right down the bottom. If you guessed Australia 🇦🇺, you win. Nothing. But well done 👍

@glenncordova4027 Ай бұрын

It is 8 years ago, all over again. Remember him speech at the United Nations. He had them rolling in the aisles, patting himself on the back for doing a terrific job of nothing yet.

@carolw8579 Ай бұрын

Sorry it's way too late for thaT. 🙄

@teresapaskell5459 Ай бұрын

Correct but he’s always been👍

@jandrews6254 Ай бұрын

You’re late to this party!

@Iluthra Ай бұрын

Tell our grandchildren about? I will never give trump another thought after November 5th 2024. Gone and forgotten.

@AmericanTeacher-USA Ай бұрын

We hope ..... 🙏.

@leel69540 Ай бұрын

It's hard to get rid of roaches..

@or2ak Ай бұрын

Trump will run again in 2028 and Maga will follow.

@curiosdogg Ай бұрын

I've thought that before too.

@pepsiwepsi1952 Ай бұрын

Yeah, Good Luck with that. Not MAGA but you are dumb if you believe that‘s the last of his influence.

@guynorth3277 Ай бұрын

"Do cheer to loud, we may need you for jury duty" ! How you helped me through these nightmare years, Stephen.

@reneelibby4885 Ай бұрын

he's a National Treasure

@markshepardsongs Ай бұрын

Simply great writing. And we NEED the humor in these terrifying times. Thank you.

@robin2012ism Ай бұрын

The Daily Endorphin.

@TheWtfanime Ай бұрын

That 3 K joke was spot on Anyone who's under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run for any office... it's just common sense.

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

*allowed But also, yes.

@peggywoods4327 Ай бұрын

I snort-laughed at that one.

@takata98 Ай бұрын

The irony is SCOTUS hasn't the conscience to recognize that fact by ruling he can remain on the ballot.

@Trigm Ай бұрын

You do realize that includes *traffic tickets*, right?

@Washougalite1 Ай бұрын

@@Trigm Traffic is usually civil not criminal

@ivareskesner2019 Ай бұрын

Of course he is bored, fidgety and lethargic all at the same time. Nobody has made him pay attention like this since he was in school. It's exhausting for him. He's used to being the one making people fidgety, bored and lethargic. Now he is rediscovering what that feels like. I have to say that there's a definite sense of schadenfreude to this (a sense of delight in other's misfortune). It's good to see people like this get humbled. It's therapeutic. Rekindles your faith in justice and humanity. Because it's very easy to lose those these days.

@shirleyrombough8173 Ай бұрын

Schadenfreude only when it's trump who is finally getting his due.

@bonnys3015 Ай бұрын

The only reason I am enjoying his discomfort (and praying his stock falls to >$1.00 per share) is because of how hateful a person he is. When he made 'fun' of the disabled reporter, that was it for me. I have absolutely no use for him or his DREADFUL family.

@robertcowan7610 Ай бұрын

He can't lay out lines of Adderall or Cocaine any time he wants to while in the hot seat at a New York state courthouse ( finally ) being held accountable for the state crimes he committed that are related to the federal crimes that he and Bill Barr corruptly protected him from, and that is why he's nodding off, and part of the reason he can never be allowed anywhere near political office ever again for the remainder of his natural life ( which he should be spending in prison).

@pattyayers Ай бұрын

Yes, we know the word 🙄

@pattyayers Ай бұрын

@@bonnys3015 And that was 8 1/2 years ago

@seosamh.forbes Ай бұрын

Growing up in the south, they instill into you a degree of respect for Robert E Lee whether you want it or not, but to say he's ever been IN FAVOR, when he was undeniably a traitor? Maybe when he was a US Army general, but when he became a CS Army general he then and forever fell out of favor.

@celestemoon Ай бұрын

"Never fight a pill, me boys..." Don Snoreleone never has, after all

@DrakeyC Ай бұрын

The biggest takeaway I have from Trump's rally - notice that in all the clips he plays, the crowd is barely listening to him.

@DogsAreAwesomeFriends Ай бұрын

They are paid actors, I’m almost sure!

@martavillanueva1062 Ай бұрын

Yup, surely paid .... kzfaq.info1u5ilIStVHQ?si=q_U6kxdjwdMtY-Bw

@solvseus Ай бұрын

Paid

@38kapz13 Ай бұрын

Paid and happy to be in front of the cameras, but yeah they ain't really listening.

@YDREAMIN Ай бұрын

They look catatonically bored

@BrattyBetty Ай бұрын

Remember when Trump said Revolutionary War Troops ‘took over the Airports’ in his Fourth of July Speech ?

@gregbors8364 Ай бұрын

They also rammed the ramparts. (Lest we forget) 🇺🇸

@pdoggo64 Ай бұрын

Yeah, somehow that doesn't get the level of attention it deserves... Imagine if Biden said that...

@dawnstanley1733 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤭 Yep.

@jamesturner2126 Ай бұрын

☠️

@DissectGibberish Ай бұрын

@Sheila-su5he Trump makes up stuff all the time, it's just gotten to the point where everyone sees it. Pity nobody caught him at it and made sure that everyone else knew about it, so that they could embarrass him.

@humdrumdontsuccumb Ай бұрын

I wish his lawyer had just printed "GUILTY!" on the note to get a reaction🤣🤣

@patricksanders858 Ай бұрын

Can you imagine what its like to wake up in court, sitting in a warm pile of your own feces?

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

@robin2012ism Ай бұрын

it Depends.

@chrisallen8250 Ай бұрын

I can't but he sure can.

@philoctetes_wordsworth Ай бұрын

I swear, he is having mini-strokes, right before our eyes.

@tinkerstrade3553 Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's already had several mini strokes. His reaction when it happens is to devolve into gibberish, while it was zoning out for Moscow Mitch. Seriously, being in our 70s, my wife and I have had this conversation with her doctor. (Strokes are a thing in her family!) And I have noted it in friends and family. Nope, not a doctor, just an old geezer that has tried to pay attention.

@kousoumarendall7948 Ай бұрын

I wish that it's true.😊😅

@yourmomisvaxxed5570 Ай бұрын

I’m really hoping it’s from Long COVID because that means his body will not be able to keep up with this pace no matter what his team tries. I have similar speech issues from Long COVID, and he sounds like the days my therapist suggests we just do a half session 😆

@yourmomisvaxxed5570 Ай бұрын

@@tinkerstrade3553absolutely he has a distinct neurological problem. Like, in the wiring, not just intelligence. He is rapidly degrading.

@beckybertolino8056 Ай бұрын

I've said don the con is stroking for a heart attack

@TheRealcdawg22 Ай бұрын

Let's go, People of the State of New York! We are pulling for you!

@Commenting-answering Ай бұрын

Make us proud. Convict his ass.

@alexcarr8503 Ай бұрын

Start spreading the news. It's up to you New York,,, New York.

@SUZSMITH Ай бұрын

Damn, we’re the only ones that told the rest of the country this shyster was no good.

@cindymayer3863 Ай бұрын

I have lots of relatives in up state NY, and they hate t45

@TheRealcdawg22 Ай бұрын

@@cindymayer3863 He makes it so easy to hate him. He has destroyed a lot of lives.

@jaohonaxa Ай бұрын

Trump talking about Gettysburg has serious: “kid who forgot to do the reading” energy

@BradloRaul Ай бұрын

Remember when he told us he uses “all the best words”? Now we know he meant all at once! “Wow!”

@radinsyah1574 Ай бұрын

It’s official. A President of the United States of America has no meaningful knowledge about the war at Gettysburg 😂 And America wants to re-elect him? 😂 😂 😂

@alansmitheejr. Ай бұрын

Lincoln was a poet in Gettysburg,Trump only rambled incoherently about it.

@user-re9ui1ji1b Ай бұрын

A FIRST GRADER is a POET in comparison to Dump Truck. 😝

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

My five year old niece speaks more coherently.

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 Ай бұрын

How can anyone listen to this guy & think he’s capable of running our country??? He speaks yabba dabba do.

@Achdujeh Ай бұрын

or as Kimmel pointed out: yabba dabba doofus ^^

@MM-vv8mt Ай бұрын

Yabba dabba doodoo

@JohnHF1957 Ай бұрын

Neither of the two main candidates in becoming President will "run" the country. They are not up to all aspects of the job. The decisions will be made by advisors. That has already been the case with some issues in the past eight years. If Trump had made every decision during his presidency the country would have been ruined beyond repair.

@maryroberts589 Ай бұрын

@@MM-vv8mtI love the Google translation of your comment! It's what we would have gotten if he had joined the other candidates on stage during the Rep debates!!

@beth8775 Ай бұрын

Fred Flinstone would do a better job!

@sherrivance1254 Ай бұрын

I love how "you look at what's happening..." is his favorite fix-his-language phrase

@brianh.4185 Ай бұрын

I can’t believe you didn’t point out the dude making faces over Chump’s left shoulder.

@QUICKBOOKS1 Ай бұрын

Kimmel mentioned it! I couldn't see it, at first, until that video showed me where to look! NOW, I can see it! The show left out, "Ain't No Crime", too. That would have been a perfect connention to Trump & Billy Joel.

@dceplay Ай бұрын

Great song!

@Opus313 Ай бұрын

The GOP keep propping Donnie up "Weekend at Bernie's" style... eventually, the rot will give up the game!

@gamepapa1211 Ай бұрын

I mean at this point, it's Weekend at Bernie's 2 where they voodoo him back to do the limbo.

@zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589 Ай бұрын

He stinks. A lot.

@madwoman8297 Ай бұрын

😂

@Neobert5240 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@MercurialCorsair Ай бұрын

Oh good weekend at Bernie's is relevant again because Trump is now as old as Biden when he started his term. Solid movie, the second one even better!

@ActiveAquaSPORTSOlympicS-ul1sw Ай бұрын

Please put Trump in Jail .... now

@michelecox5241 Ай бұрын

Under the jail...

@LiberallyAbsurd02 Ай бұрын

Its taking to long. Lock him up and throw away the key!

@jvs3337 Ай бұрын

Pretty please

@caniican Ай бұрын

Ok I will 😂

@arizonafirehorse66 Ай бұрын

Under the jail!

@janusatthegate6201 Ай бұрын

Trump has not been gagged--yet. Only in the courtroom. He needs to be ACTUALLY gagged.

@kiki19822 Ай бұрын

He makes me gag.

@OkinMuc Ай бұрын

Mr. Colbert is ON FIRE! Awesome, awesome monologue!

@gamepapa1211 Ай бұрын

Abraham Lincoln at Gettysburg: "Four scores and seven years ago..." Donald Trump at Gettysburg: "Gettysburg. Wow."

@solvseus Ай бұрын

Also former guy: ad ledethe len...

@Harald- Ай бұрын

"Four whores and seven lawyers ago..."

@intomnia3313 Ай бұрын

Two hours away from Gettysburg and the young audience behind him were really interested.

@lindaamason2804 Ай бұрын

He wasnt even in Gettysburg

@susanmessenger9052 Ай бұрын

@@lindaamason2804 Trump's team doesn't care...they change his diapey, give him a line, wind him up and let him go....

@Mortthemoose Ай бұрын

10/10 Stephen! 😂😂😂 Watching from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🌍💐

@michellelivingstone904 Ай бұрын

I'm in tears. Laughing so much.

@InterestedCitizen Ай бұрын

Ha!...So it's time to switch from taunting President Biden for being "sleepy" to Drooling Donald😅😜

@c0mpu73rguy Ай бұрын

From his supporters? Not gonna happen. Also just because Trump is senile doesn’t mean Biden isn’t.

@InterestedCitizen Ай бұрын

@@c0mpu73rguy I don't care what mentally ill MAGA people support or think.

@antoniograncino3506 Ай бұрын

Donald challenged Joe to a drool...

@InterestedCitizen Ай бұрын

@@antoniograncino3506 Yep.

@martinblunden4689 Ай бұрын

@@c0mpu73rguyyeah,but only one of them is facing criminal charges?😊

@O.G.MISFIT Ай бұрын

Lack of Adderall has Trump lounging on the defendants table of shame

@TecKnoChoCoLaTe Ай бұрын

Either that or his lawyers sedated him

@TygerBleuToo Ай бұрын

He’s been known to use Adderal for energy and other drugs to come down. I think it’s probably best if he sleeps.

@bilateralrope8643 Ай бұрын

@@TygerBleuToo If he's asleep, he won't disrupt the trial as much. So the trial proceeds smoothly and he avoids getting into more trouble. A win/win.

@BradloRaul Ай бұрын

Hey, he has to save his energy for ranting about how he’s a victim late into the night! You know he’s been treated worse than any president including Abraham Lincoln? Right?

@loramoore2714 Ай бұрын

I didn’t know how wonderful this ending would feel, Sweet…thanks Colbert andstaff♥️🌀

@williamweber8573 Ай бұрын

Big thanks to Steven an his writers! It’s got to be difficult to make trumps behavior funny…God knows we need to laugh! Cheers 🍻

@bethbrooks8197 Ай бұрын

Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

More like a neurologist…his slurring speech is getting bad. I sound ten times better drunk.

@billroberts7881 Ай бұрын

*"Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!"* Although Trump is to be considered "INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty" he absolutely SHOULD be cooling his heels in jail between court time, due to his continual violation of the gag order imposed on him. Everybody BUT that hypocritical snowflake would be behind bars if WE did even a fraction of the blatant violations of law he has done while in office, admitted to publically on TV, and at the "hate, fear, and ignorance" roadshows he and his severely brainwashed Trump cult worshipers call rallies.

@shermanculbertson6244 Ай бұрын

You know Trump is completely and absolutely terrified about being held accountable for his actions and crimes.

@cashuflakbreakdancer Ай бұрын

I'm not even American and I know the guy is innocent. Deep state is literally afraid of his popularity and the fact that he might hesitate when it comes to screwing over the American people for profit or he might end all the conflict America likes to start up around the world. That's bad for business

@shahnulislam9897 Ай бұрын

The best part😁

@cathywolfe7993 Ай бұрын

All you have to do is look at the pictures of him taken in court today. He’s terrified and exhausted looking and is aging like Dorian Grey.

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

🎉

@gamepapa1211 Ай бұрын

Literally seconds before he went to court, he posted a storm on Troth Sensual about how "unfair" everything was and sounded like a kid throwing a tantrum.

@danimuspiritus Ай бұрын

In Canada if you work with Animals and you bring yours with you to work, you can deduct their treats, food, etc. It’s GREAT

@jc1204 Ай бұрын

I love New York. Thank you

@SS-wu5du Ай бұрын

What was Robert E. Lee famous quote? “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”

@sandralynnsparks3468 Ай бұрын

Even the Trumpies behind Trump at Schnecksville were falling asleep...

@lifewithdogs7572 Ай бұрын

Freedom of Speech is, being able to hold a view on religious and political views with out being arrested for having those views. Freedom of speech does not mean you have the right to mouth off and annoy the crap out of everyone, and speak louder then someone because you don't like what they are saying. Some people jsut need to shut the hell up.

@samuela-aegisdottir Ай бұрын

And to prove he didn't have a clue, he called it "the right to talk".

@mariaschneider10 Ай бұрын

“Sing us a song……you’re the oboe guy?” Thank you, Stephen for even mentioning the oboe - this Oboe Gal

@jacobdavis1768 Ай бұрын

Look at the people behind him when he talks about Gettysburg. Not a single person listening. All are thinking "how long do I have to stand here in order to get my check?"

@DustyJones1997BGCL Ай бұрын

Day 1 of the former guy's trial and he's already snoozing. Looks like he won't make it through the week, let alone 6-8 weeks. Can't wait to see him in a jail cell.

@markfoster1520 Ай бұрын

I had to reply......you were stuck on "45"!

@ttacking_you Ай бұрын

You think Biden should be in jail. And you're a trump supporter @@markfoster1520. I'm just guessing because I didn't get your comment ? But I saw that exclamation point outside the quotation marks and that just had MAGA written all over it.

@Subliminalgaly44 Ай бұрын

You think? He’s never had a 9-5

@violethbarrera2625 Ай бұрын

I think that man is making another show He and his family and " friends" are planning for getting more money and continue lying to get into the White House. So people of The United States wake up. Make noisy so this group of corrupts pay. Jail and return money taken .

@WyvernYT Ай бұрын

Imagine doing so many crimes you fall asleep during your own trial...

@strings2wood Ай бұрын

Nodding off? Sedated by his lawyers!!!!!!!!

@elliegolfam4939 Ай бұрын

Brilliant, Stephen!! The Ken Burns updated documentary..."every man, woman, camera and future TV..." Hahahaha😂😂😂

@YDREAMIN Ай бұрын

Love Ken Burns

@patricedhanis-rouse3777 Ай бұрын

He had NO idea what actually happened at Gettysburg.

@faustrocket565 Ай бұрын

Damn, Trump makes it easy for anyone to see the teacher's point of view of knowing that the student didn't do their homework.

@sammy4395 Ай бұрын

OMG the writers on Steven Colbert Late Show are hilarious and Colbert himself delivers like no one else! Fantastic !

@charlottefox4775 Ай бұрын

Oh, Stephen, you never disappoint ❣️ the little medley was spot on🙌🥰

@mikekolokowsky Ай бұрын

Never fight uphill, me boys, and they’ll never get me Lucky Charms!

@nunyadambizness6286 Ай бұрын

You can see how it is PHYSICALLY taxing him to go thru all this by the footage of him walking into the court hallway. Watch how he halts, and prepares himself before stepping to the press...I LOVE IT

@LazyJack2003 Ай бұрын

Please make this trial run for 3 months at least. The longer Trump is away from campaigning the better.

@lynnhettrick7588 Ай бұрын

A few Trumpers have said they won’t vote him if he gets convicted. So we need that by September or October.

@ChainReactionsProductions Ай бұрын

As a professional musician I can’t tell you how excited I got when I learned that all musical equipment purchases (including any instruments) up to $250,000 are tax deductible!!! Almost as excited as when I learned that Trump is finally seeing a crumb of accountability for his crimes!!!

@martavillanueva1062 Ай бұрын

'a crumb' is right

@antoniograncino3506 Ай бұрын

Ah, but your travel and lodging and meal costs as a working musician are no longer deductible.

@timtheskeptic1147 Ай бұрын

I still don't see a Stradivarius in my future, but it's a start.

@ChainReactionsProductions Ай бұрын

@@antoniograncino3506 sure that’s true but I think I can live with losing a few hundred dollars on gas, hotels, and food if it means I can deduct like $2500-$5000 from buying a guitar, an amp head, some speakers and other miscellaneous equipment I need lol

@alimfuzzy Ай бұрын

As a former multimedia developer, I could claim dvds as reference material.

@JCTiggs1 Ай бұрын

"Sleepy Donnie"...how the tables have turned 🎉😂

@virginiaamorebieta Ай бұрын

He’s so sad in every way but frightening is his support still. It’s amazing that it would be offensive to make fun of an elderly person’s speech but not Trump. Keep up the great work 😂

@CaliforniaBushman Ай бұрын

CBS later sent out a nice long apologetic paragraph over it. And promised to rebroadcast the whole concert in it's entirety next week 😃.

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

I would pay good money... GOOD money.. to see Donnie 'fully gagged' in the courtroom.

@Allastrology Ай бұрын

IKR! Imagine if they did a pay per view trial😂

@Commenting-answering Ай бұрын

He certainly makes me gag!

@elenachristian9860 Ай бұрын

Hannibal Lecter style. "Oh, and Mr. Trump? Love your suit."

@edmorgan9163 Ай бұрын

his own lawyers wised up and roofied him to shut his mouth . looks like it worked

@Kellie08 Ай бұрын

To ask for $K K K for violating his gag order on the first day of trial is absolutely ridiculous. He would just be paying for the ability to threaten people -- with other people’s money and he’d laugh while doing it.

@CryptoKing-ic3er Ай бұрын

Trump is like, I anyway slept with Stormy, now time to sleep with stormy in the court house. Except this time it lasted longer.. 😂😂😂

@charlesmartin1121 Ай бұрын

Sleepy Don. Your golden carriage is about to turn into a pumpkin.

@InterestedCitizen Ай бұрын

Yup, Drooling Donald🍊

@Pilotin74 Ай бұрын

Turn into a pumpkin like him 👹🎃👹.

@tinap8955 Ай бұрын

No pumpkin is rotten enough to deserve trump

@NielMcGuggon Ай бұрын

How does anyone take Trump serious.

@lhoward9593 Ай бұрын

A question for the ages

@gregbors8364 Ай бұрын

Some people want him to be President for the entertainment value. (Unfortunately, that’s not a joke)

@Missunderstood103 Ай бұрын

Probably with a whole lot of Quaaludes.

@jimmythebold589 Ай бұрын

christianity is a huge part of the problem. most trumpers are evangelicals. they are primed, by their 'faith' to 1) believe in nonsense, without evidence, as per the definition of faith in the bible 2) longing for a strongman, authoritarian god, like yahweh and jesus. don't get me wrong, even though' i'm an anti-theist, i know some incredible and intelligent christian people, but they are usually episcopalian or non-southern baptist (regular baptists can be hip), it's our american flavor of fundamentalist evangelical xtianity that fuels trump's fire.

@jimmythebold589 Ай бұрын

@@gregbors8364 pastor shane vaughn wants him to be king of the world, and calls him america's messiah. so it's not a far stretch

@margaretmcallister5422 Ай бұрын

Sorry, Billy Joel, that CBS "Carelessly cut you and laughed while you're bleeding". No fair.

@sharonmoore4381 Ай бұрын

When trump was talking about adlithin and Gettysburg. I love to watch the people behind him it was so funny some guy yawning the girl next to him I would love to know what she was saying 1 guy looking at the sign he was carrying and everyone looking like they were going to sleep except the blond smiling like a demented chipmunk 🐿️

@Ravencall Ай бұрын

That pink cheeked boy in the background yawning and dozing 😂.

@JOHN----DOE Ай бұрын

"You could win by a hair." I can't.

@Alma1826 Ай бұрын

Watching from abroad I don’t understand not all words in English spoken by Steven but I am so appreciating his way to present the jokes. He and the whole team are very talented and intelligent people. So funny to watch! Love it!

@mlbrooks4066 Ай бұрын

don't feel bad. It's wordplay - he makes a lot of words up because they are funny sounding and tell the truth at the same time.

@indubioprosecco7 Ай бұрын

Stephen is so handsome and smart.

@samuela-aegisdottir Ай бұрын

English is not my first language either, but I clearly understood that Trump had no clue what happened at Gettysburg.