Midwestern Dad: The Only Ride Share That Tips You

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Жыл бұрын

A new ride share app promises to keep all its customers happy by offering a healthy dose of Midwestern Dad charm. #Colbert #Comedy #Uber
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@stevehardisty6502
@stevehardisty6502 Жыл бұрын
As a midwestern dad who drives his daughter and friends EVERYWHERE.... that was exactly spot on! the hardware store, the visits, the stories and the Steely Dan! lol ya'll been spyin on us!?!! 🤣🤣🤣
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 Жыл бұрын
No need. You share _everything._
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 Жыл бұрын
No need. You share _everything._
@o.c.kiddkidd5163
@o.c.kiddkidd5163 Жыл бұрын
When the ad played the Steely Dan song it hit me! I am a Midwestern Dad...although I live in the South, am Black, and a Grandfather.
@olga138
@olga138 Жыл бұрын
The writers hit it out of the park again.
@vitrify
@vitrify Жыл бұрын
Ask Jeeves. And Steely Dan. A halcyon waltz through my childhood. Thank you Stephen!
@sashimiroll5055
@sashimiroll5055 Жыл бұрын
I would unironically love midwestern dad as a rideshare service
@yanicyoung4852
@yanicyoung4852 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha midwestern dad I can’t lol love these Uber comedy videos
@BrianBurke06
@BrianBurke06 Жыл бұрын
Free money AND I get to listen to Steely Dan?! Sign me up!
@kuskesh_haramzadeh
@kuskesh_haramzadeh Жыл бұрын
Gotta love Steely Dan though! Come on! Where's the love 😁
@rocketsjudoka
@rocketsjudoka Жыл бұрын
The Steely Dan was my favorite part
@maikutsukino4743
@maikutsukino4743 Жыл бұрын
You had me at Steely Dan.
@BrianBurke06
@BrianBurke06 Жыл бұрын
Bro fr. turn that heartbeat over again on repeat? fuck yeah.
@batgurrl
@batgurrl Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious and the Steely Dan reference sweet.
@GreenMM_11
@GreenMM_11 Жыл бұрын
This warmed my heart 💜💜💜
@michellegill9818
@michellegill9818 Жыл бұрын
From a Midwest daughter of two Midwest parents, you forgot the "Let me know you got there safely, gimme a call when you land!"
@timriehl1500
@timriehl1500 Жыл бұрын
That's also my southern parents!
@zelma8
@zelma8 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for that line from Midwestern Mom!! 🤣🤣
@meganh4011
@meganh4011 Жыл бұрын
Oh for sure, you betcha. Lol! Spot on.
@sharigraves6385
@sharigraves6385 Жыл бұрын
CT, VA & CA parents too 🙋💜
@ManyfiresWoman
@ManyfiresWoman Жыл бұрын
That's my family from Southern California (via Texas) 💕
@matbroomfield
@matbroomfield Жыл бұрын
That's strangely wholesome!
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын
I need the phone numbers of the Midwestern Mom & Dad taxis!!! Please ❤❤❤
@Gwennaelle19
@Gwennaelle19 Жыл бұрын
That was so hilarious/adorable.
@tubularap
@tubularap Жыл бұрын
1:15 - Stephen: "Folks, I'm a bit of a tech head. Don;t believe me? Ask Jeeves." The funny thing is that knowing what "Ask Jeeves" is, shows that he is actually indeed a tech head. It was the earliest search-engine (based on questioning -answering) on the early internet in the later 1990's.
@aiai-j7i
@aiai-j7i Жыл бұрын
I actually had a driver very much like this (in the Midwest!) and one of his attributes featured on Uber was, Great conversationalist. LOL! So sweet.
@sakar181
@sakar181 Жыл бұрын
MORE BRIAN STACK!
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 Жыл бұрын
Haha and, of course, Steely Dan 😅
@MariaBareiss
@MariaBareiss Жыл бұрын
Wow, including Steely Dan, with the air-guitar playing Dad? TOO REAL!
@prothean9112
@prothean9112 Жыл бұрын
I would love if this was a thing. It's quite wholesome, I love it.
@antiquesrestoration3874
@antiquesrestoration3874 Жыл бұрын
Ahh...the shade at Steely Dan. 😉
@I_Am_Become_Life
@I_Am_Become_Life Жыл бұрын
That was the best!
@jaxsun72
@jaxsun72 Жыл бұрын
So great to see Brian!
@hammun6
@hammun6 Жыл бұрын
If this doesn't get LSSC the Emmy next year, I give up...
@jdj830
@jdj830 Жыл бұрын
I have a theory that the reason John Oliver keeps winning the Emmy is because they don’t want to play favorites among the late night shows that have guests. The industry needs to keep them all equally happy so they will still have actors on to promote tv shows. Oliver is the diplomatic choice.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
Y'know what? I'll just walk.. s'a nice day.
@snowman300
@snowman300 Жыл бұрын
More Brian Stack please! 😊
@davidslayer
@davidslayer Жыл бұрын
definitely my dad. he will look everywhere at everything else, and talk your ear off.
@luise.perezv.8702
@luise.perezv.8702 Жыл бұрын
I loved that the dad's car screen was in Spanish for some reason xD
@morticia981
@morticia981 Жыл бұрын
Just waiting for those grandkids to come over and fix the phone for him. 😆
@jaelynn7575
@jaelynn7575 Жыл бұрын
@@morticia981 Not really. My Grandpa who is in his 90's has his tech fixed by 70+ yr olds, yes, in the midwest.
@guzmandiva
@guzmandiva Жыл бұрын
LOL!!! I love Mid Western Dad commercial 🤣🤣🤣
@ongogablogian8568
@ongogablogian8568 Жыл бұрын
I worship at the alter of Walter Becker and Donald Fagan. Does that make me a square too?
@lindaweigel8572
@lindaweigel8572 Жыл бұрын
Well, there! Don't ya know! I'm a midwestern mom and I don't have the time to drive you all around hither and yon! Hurry up and get inside. Close the door and don't forget to buckle up!
@robertduncan8801
@robertduncan8801 Жыл бұрын
How did neither of the drivers say: call me when you land?!?
@stephenjames2951
@stephenjames2951 Жыл бұрын
Steely Dan. Perfecto.
@RKO2284
@RKO2284 Жыл бұрын
Midwestern Mom wouldn't drive you anywhere without "Jeet?" being answered and a short lecture on not eating at restaurants all the time. Proper tip is to tell her to watch out for deer on her way home.
@PaddleAsia
@PaddleAsia Жыл бұрын
You had me at Steely Dan
@samanthadrennan
@samanthadrennan Жыл бұрын
As someone who was literally just cranking Steely Dan in her car yesterday... YOU KIDS TODAY DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD MUSIC IS!
@zelma8
@zelma8 Жыл бұрын
RIGHT??? I was like wait, since when is Steely Dan not cool?? 🤣🤣
@professorsprout3382
@professorsprout3382 Жыл бұрын
The sandwiches from mom were the best. I felt so exhausted returning from Turkey to CA I vowed to myself if I survived planes trains and automobiles like that I would return to the international section and just hand out big sandwiches. You can take up to 24 hours with lay overs to get to or from that amazing place over seas and people have no idea what you had to do to get there.
@anne-droid7739
@anne-droid7739 Жыл бұрын
So, tell us the end of the story! Did you ever hand out those sandwiches?
@JDRichard
@JDRichard Жыл бұрын
Stephen. I watch you every morning and this morning "mid western dad" really cracked me up. I also play Reeling in the years:) Thanks for keeping it lite.
@jenniferkiehl6186
@jenniferkiehl6186 Жыл бұрын
hilarious sketch and a perfect Steely Dan guitar riff to the commercial break? I love this show. It is my coffee ❤
@tylerbean542
@tylerbean542 Жыл бұрын
Love LOVE Brian Stack! 😂
@PoppyMom1
@PoppyMom1 Жыл бұрын
I would love to have one of those types of dads! 😂
@id10t98
@id10t98 Жыл бұрын
"Hey Nineteen! That's 'Retha Franklin..."
@rayvanvelsen661
@rayvanvelsen661 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, my Midwestern Dad would’ve said to me “Why can’t you just take an Uber? “ To which my Midwestern Mom would’ve said “Don’t take an Uber, Dad and I will pick you up. “
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Жыл бұрын
this really needed a charlie berens crossover, though.
@bobbyrabii6119
@bobbyrabii6119 Жыл бұрын
I’m a Canadian from the west coast but I love Charlie Berens and Miles from You Betcha!
@eljaysmiley
@eljaysmiley Жыл бұрын
Steely Dan ftw!!😂
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын
Therman Merman: "Should I fix you some sandwiches?" Bad Santa: "I don't want any f*****ng sandwiches, what is it with you and fixing f*****ng sandwiches??"
@GoatHouseBlues
@GoatHouseBlues Жыл бұрын
Dang…that was great!!
@JammastaJ23
@JammastaJ23 Жыл бұрын
A stack sighting is always welcome
@joostcbruikman933
@joostcbruikman933 Жыл бұрын
We all laugh but deep down everyone knows they want this. Hugs and feeling safe and cared for are NOT overrated.
@katherenewedic8076
@katherenewedic8076 Жыл бұрын
Yes. And it is sorely missing in our culture
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын
Another Phenomenal Show !!!🏆🏆🏆
@RoughThief
@RoughThief Жыл бұрын
Dude, yes, just absolutely yes.
@frankrizzo739
@frankrizzo739 Жыл бұрын
Midwestern Dad... circa 1972 Reelin' In the Years! 😎
@user-uj6sc7ls9y
@user-uj6sc7ls9y Жыл бұрын
Steely Dan! Man, I haven't heard them for ages! I'm gonna download me some Steely Dan right now.
@kmabythesea
@kmabythesea Жыл бұрын
As a new empty nester this made me laugh out loud - too true! (I don't miss it a bit.)
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Жыл бұрын
Funniest part of that bit was when the band came in to play to the break... I howled!!!
@energyideas
@energyideas Жыл бұрын
And of course, Steely Dan.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Жыл бұрын
OMG! Thanku guys. 😆...I nearly choked myself....* Steely Dan*.....
@lynntaylor9681
@lynntaylor9681 Жыл бұрын
More like Yooper dad charm but I still liked it. I live in the midwest (SE Wisconsin) but only Yoopers (people from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and northeast Wisconsin) sound like that. Still a great bit though. It's always great seeing Brian Stack in a sketch.
@Nightzet467
@Nightzet467 Жыл бұрын
Well and folks from central/northern Minnesota
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 Жыл бұрын
Too bad your stuck in the hellscape of SE Wisconsin being sucked into the wasteland of Chicago. At least move to a civilized town like Eau Claire if you have to be a cheese-head. :)
@pango-y8j
@pango-y8j Жыл бұрын
Yes I agree the midwestern dad sketch was really funny Steely Dan Strangely I heard Peg on the bus yesterday and the bus driver speak Spanish and a little English and I speak English and a little Spanish so we have a lot of fun playing with each other and asking each other what then so yeah I told him the song was Peg who's I see verdad
@deniseh6540
@deniseh6540 Жыл бұрын
the band is awesome with louis !!!
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas Жыл бұрын
Lol! And @4:11 that's how my teen gives me a kiss too 😂😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
Imagine riding in a Transporter ride share with your driver Frank Martin.
@junkyatv
@junkyatv Жыл бұрын
Well, as long as he doesn't have to "crank" the engine, switching personas.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Жыл бұрын
Steely Dan: The one band where you don't know that you know their songs.
@bgregs2k9
@bgregs2k9 Жыл бұрын
As a midwestern dad... Why am I being attacked?!?😂😂
@paleontologicalresearchins9790
@paleontologicalresearchins9790 Жыл бұрын
Oh I spat my coffee out laughing so hard; each send-up is better than the last, arguing w the GPS/Gmail and Steely Dan!!! Hurry up and start this ride-share franchise....wait...I think I've been in this car already... Thanks LSSC!
@rickdagrexican7351
@rickdagrexican7351 Жыл бұрын
You know it's funny. The last video I watched from the Late Show I was thinking that Louis and the band should play some Steely Dan and there it is! Thank you!
@wylieroth3145
@wylieroth3145 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Don't be knockin' the Dan!
@Astrobrant2
@Astrobrant2 Жыл бұрын
I liked the Asian mom driver. She was perfect!
@JamesCalbraith
@JamesCalbraith Жыл бұрын
oh. I guess I'm a Midwestern Dad now.
@dogstar7
@dogstar7 Жыл бұрын
and of course, Steely Dan
@wideawake5630
@wideawake5630 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@amusicment4829
@amusicment4829 Жыл бұрын
Heehee hilarious
@lostcat9lives322
@lostcat9lives322 Жыл бұрын
I keep waiting for Johnny Cab.
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 Жыл бұрын
Brian Stack stealing the complete show once again
@totalt6600
@totalt6600 Жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true.
@PintoStylin
@PintoStylin Жыл бұрын
@3:28 the display is in Español 😂😂
@ashmiller626
@ashmiller626 Жыл бұрын
Amazing
@KentAJDK
@KentAJDK Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@murphyshsu
@murphyshsu Жыл бұрын
Pretty funny!!!
@famousgoldentouch
@famousgoldentouch Жыл бұрын
When I read midwestern and comedy I now only can think of Charly berens 😂 anyone else knows him ? Cool bit indeed
@OGNoNameNobody
@OGNoNameNobody Жыл бұрын
That....could have gone badly. I'm glad the writers kept the bit above-board.
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 Жыл бұрын
OMG! Where do I sign up! Can I play Motown?
@rachelgeorge2098
@rachelgeorge2098 Жыл бұрын
Who are the actors in the commercial? I wish they were credited in the description
@Nightzet467
@Nightzet467 Жыл бұрын
Where's Charlie Berens when you need him
@cnsohm
@cnsohm Жыл бұрын
It's Steely Dan for me
@The_momur
@The_momur Жыл бұрын
Or Gabriel era Genesis.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
Having Brian Stack drive me around would be so much fun - the stories he could tell about Conan & Colbert!
@ConsciencepartyUSA
@ConsciencepartyUSA Жыл бұрын
Actually the “L” is for Leroy believe or not. But here’s a question for everyone if they don’t happen to know already what does the “J” stand for for Michael J. Fox? 😂 it’s actually Andrew.
@seanbou4122
@seanbou4122 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍💖
@rjskibidi1506
@rjskibidi1506 Жыл бұрын
A Midwestern bit without Charlie Berens seems sacrilegious. Stephen!!! Pay attention.....GET CHARLIE BERENS on the show!!!
@missdarque
@missdarque Жыл бұрын
That was cute
@xy6845
@xy6845 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure this would be great though for ppl who terribly miss their parents, respectively their children. Unironically speaking.
@hayberdasher8625
@hayberdasher8625 Жыл бұрын
I would pay extra for Steely Dan
@JamesAllmond
@JamesAllmond Жыл бұрын
Southern Dad ride share is a coordinated affiliate....
@article12
@article12 Жыл бұрын
Woah its larry the mug gluing guy!
@ericjanssen394
@ericjanssen394 Жыл бұрын
I'm not going to say HOW old I am, just that I'm old enough to not have issues about my parents anymore. Don't worry, overcompensating twenty-somethings, you'll reach that golden plateau of adulthood someday, too.
@MrSunlander
@MrSunlander Жыл бұрын
hokie smokes? posted so early. usually my wake-up segment.....
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, PRISON
@oposkainaxei
@oposkainaxei Жыл бұрын
❤Brian!❤
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