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2 жыл бұрынStephen leverages his close friendship with rapper Nicki Minaj to get to the meat of this week's most explosive news story. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
A press conference about balls is the last thing that gentleman thought he would be doing this week!
@aohige 2 жыл бұрын
or in his entire career as a minister lol
@victoriaofthevictoriavicto7270 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MartinaMcDonagh 2 жыл бұрын
Hysterical, This story is going to run and run !! (-: (-: If the cousin or cousin's friend zooms in for an interview, it will be the television event of the year !! LOL..
@themexis 2 жыл бұрын
The Caribbean is not a real place.
@rushfan1970 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed! *(I have to say, I love Bloom County & seeing an Opus made me smile, which I really needed! He's still one of my faves from those days, I have a stuffed Opus with a shower cap on who has amused us for years💖)👏🏼✌🏼
@nubs17 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Trinidad and I've been laughing my ass off at all the jokes from this whole thing 🤣🤣
@lifeunfiltered01 2 жыл бұрын
Same ☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
@125masterg 2 жыл бұрын
Same here, and this is the first time that I got so far down into the comments!! Well done, Stephen Colbert!!
@nattyski 2 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@shadowgirlreiesu8949 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!!!! Trinidad been highlighted in the span of a few tweets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shadowgirlreiesu8949 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!!!! Trinidad been highlighted in the span of a few tweets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sonorasgirl 2 жыл бұрын
The exhaustion and humor of the Trinidad minister’s delivery has my UNDYING respect 😂
@Kris-qy7hh 2 жыл бұрын
I actually live in Trinidad. His name is Terrance Deyalsingh and trust me, he has done and said WAYYYYY funnier things than this 🤣
@shelleyalleyne5037 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kris-qy7hh Yup. He is probably 'shedding a tear' right now.
@sonorasgirl 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I’m gonna have to look him up now, cause it sounds like this is the tip of the humor iceberg
@-.Ren_Ren.- 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kris-qy7hh can confirm🇹🇹😭
@lucycan6363 2 жыл бұрын
The calypsoes next year will be balling! I know they're writing the lyrics right now. The extempos should be great, lol
@smartiee74 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing our Health Minister in a Stephen Colbert monologue is surreal and funny at the same time!!!🤣🤣🤣
@shelleyalleyne5037 2 жыл бұрын
Made my day! Go Terrance!
@debbiemarquis3231 2 жыл бұрын
I was embarrassed AF first..but after Trevor Noah did a good job with the situation.. I feel better now..
@robertaldaron4870 2 жыл бұрын
It's just goes to show how truly evolved we have become as a species......
@sonorasgirl 2 жыл бұрын
@@debbiemarquis3231 I mean, as an American, I can give NO ONE else crap about their country or it’s representation in the world 🤦🏽♀️. Not that my opinion on this matters, but from the outside his humor and charm represented ya’ll admirably 😊
@drradska8107 2 жыл бұрын
The Health Minister did a great job. Barely kept himself from laughing through.
@Artista_Frustrado 2 жыл бұрын
i think we found the best reason to wear a mask: hiding that you're about to burst out laughing over Nicki's Cousin's friend's Testicles in an official Government press release
@juliemissick4206 2 жыл бұрын
He was stifling a laugh which had me crying from laughing!
@josannetrotman5263 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. So true 😄
@jamesm6413 2 жыл бұрын
Notice the same thing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@glenchapman3899 2 жыл бұрын
And props to them for actually 'investigating' and reporting publicly.
@sadiemakesmesmile 2 жыл бұрын
@@glenchapman3899 obviously it was an official line told to them by the pharma company. no investigation was done.
@vbun4662 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how far the cousin's balls story has come. What a time to be alive.
@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly how far did they come?
@SusanLynn656 2 жыл бұрын
@@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods twice the circumference of Uranus' first moon.
@biggie23ag.84 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rumpvirus7393 2 жыл бұрын
They say bad news travels fast so Tucker should be in Bally Wood By now trying to get a jump on the story... ...Some don't see him as a world traveler but he has been to international house of pancake farts... Or maybe it traveled slowly to him and assimilated ?
@aylbdrmadison1051 2 жыл бұрын
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@GusCraft460 2 жыл бұрын
“Knees, also known as the devil’s elbows” killed me.
@DGDfan13 2 жыл бұрын
Much respect to the health officials in Trinidad and Tobago that took this "seriously"
@YamiOni 2 жыл бұрын
They clearly understand the importance of vaccination, and the damage to public perception such bullshit claims can have. They did the responsible thing by debunking it, regardless of it being a "waste" of time.
@Kyleramsey999 2 жыл бұрын
The ministers are a bunch of total idiots 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@phillyyardyvibes808 2 жыл бұрын
@@YamiOni Bill Gates troll
@-.Ren_Ren.- 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kyleramsey999 maybe yours, bc ours are just funny with a balance 🇹🇹
@semanticsdictionary 2 жыл бұрын
It sounded like he was swallowing some chuckles while trying to get that out
@Robbie_S 2 жыл бұрын
Trinidad Health Minister was savage. I'm glad there are some good Men out there who have amazing sense of humor and class
@debbiemarquis3231 2 жыл бұрын
She should stop calling Trinidad name in her shit...we have enough problems as it is..😡
@maddii34u 2 жыл бұрын
She should reimburse the Trinidad government for spreading false claims. Consequences for your words and actions should mean something.
@anisa_mazaki23 2 жыл бұрын
No not really. That's just how most Trinis talk anyway. I would know, cuz I'm a Trini and I live in Trinidad and Tobago. But that said - Terrance Deyalsingh is kinda an idiot, even though he's our "Health Minister."
@kestonkende 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm from Trinidad and he's been working really hard to get people vaccinated but vaccine hesitancy is a huge issue here.
@debbiemarquis3231 2 жыл бұрын
@@anisa_mazaki23 an you have to be a bigger ass than Terrence to call him that....but then..your leader woulda make everyone stand in d sun an drink Puncheon..and she would have been allyuh hero..
@shermanculbertson6244 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I suffer from depression and Autism and you are one of the few people who can make me laugh. From one South Carolinian to another, thank you.
@Lethgar_Smith 2 жыл бұрын
This particular monologue was really good! Crackling! Sizzling hot!
@jamshedirani9187 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man, just wanted to say take care and hope you're able to find happiness
@sunnydaysatl 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… And then it hit me. Hope that a least made u smile…take care.
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Aww, honey. I wish you all the best.
@EddieGaster 2 жыл бұрын
I also suffer from Autism and depression.
@a.kenneth3521 2 жыл бұрын
Poor guy in Trinidad - tried so hard to be serious, but was stifling laughter under his mask. I’m so proud of him - I’d have burst out laugh/crying almost immediately.
@maikutsukino4743 2 жыл бұрын
Tinidad's Health Minister almost couldn't stop himself from laughing! Watching him struggle with it just gave me my best laugh in weeks!
@blindsightedkill 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a second to appreciate how Nicki Minaj caused international review, scientists looking at disease mutation, and Tucker Carlson (of all people) admitting he made a mistake. All by talking about a name-less guys testicles
@blindsightedkill 2 жыл бұрын
It's probably just a plot to get protesters to chant "I'd Rather Have Swollen Balls Than Death. Take The Vaccine!"
@GrootsieTheDog 2 жыл бұрын
Quit calling it a controversy. It’s too kind. Muhammad Ali was controversial. Malcom X was controversial. They challenged the ignorance of the day. They opened up peoples minds. She didn’t say something controversial. She spread misinformation. What she said was idiocy.
@redspiralray2880 2 жыл бұрын
#CompleteDumbass
@hudsonholley5075 2 жыл бұрын
This is why you’re watching Stephen Colbert, people like you don’t educate yourselves and just follow everyone else.
@ianb9028 2 жыл бұрын
@@hudsonholley5075 The point is we do educate ourselves as opposed to anti-vax tribes who only ever research the material that supports their predetermined conclusions.
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
@@hudsonholley5075 😂 Yes only you, oh wise one, can see the truth about balls swelling from the vaccine.
@sugarqbs 2 жыл бұрын
damn that puts things into perspective, muhammad ali seems like such a cool figure…
@Bubbles00 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this Trinidad minister of health is so amused and annoyed by this story and having to follow it up
@GrandmaCathy 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@paavobergmann4920 2 жыл бұрын
This guy´s delivery is gold
@catmom1322 2 жыл бұрын
We need a guy like this minister who puts it on the line!
@lightel652 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how he found this out so fast, and funny how people believed him.
@jonbravo9278 2 жыл бұрын
59 Testicular Swelling Cases - From Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System - Managed By CDC
@naji5917 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Stephen Colbert’s monologue, very funny especially when Tucker discussing the size of his balls 😂😂
@Roseclan24 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert has been on fire this week. I think this has been his best stretch in a long time, maybe ever
@fredherfst8148 2 жыл бұрын
Yep…not wasting any words..just going for the jugular..
@HH-mw4sq 2 жыл бұрын
The jokes just keep on writing themselves. No comedian could make up what Nikki Minaj tweeted. Real life nowadays is stranger than fiction. No way Stephen or his writers could pass on this. I would love to have been in the writer's room when they heard about those massive testicles down in Trinidad.
@vjshoegal4027 2 жыл бұрын
Thought the same... relentless and brilliant! 🥳🤣👏
@cthoolhoo1441 2 жыл бұрын
He's on fire because our dumb-as-hell human race keeps handing him matches and kerosene.
@shnawdude03 2 жыл бұрын
Just hearing Trinidad’s talking about swollen balls was worth it.
@waryaawariiri1812 2 жыл бұрын
Americans have heard more about Trinidad in the past three days than in the last two centuries. I however feel for Trinidad's cousin, poor old Tobago.
@mangodragonfruit6862 2 жыл бұрын
@@waryaawariiri1812 Tobago is our sister actually
@noneofyourbusiness6309 2 жыл бұрын
Trinidadian's.....right now they are looking for the swollen balls man....even the minister of health had a press conference about these balls...
@Atomicwhisperer 2 жыл бұрын
@@waryaawariiri1812 also we're the reason the US didnt qualify for the last world cup
@tringuyen7519 2 жыл бұрын
Ok for all of the jokes, but for the Trinidad official to thoroughly investigate all vaccinated men for the suspected swollen testicles took courage and commitment(aka cajones).
@ayahslife8773 2 жыл бұрын
I just lost my husband to cancer on Tuesday and this is the first LOL I’ve had since 🤣 All hail the swollen balls saga!
@Zaluskowsky 2 жыл бұрын
Am sorry for your loss! Hail Balls Saga!
@laurie6123 2 жыл бұрын
I'm am so sorry for your loss. I hope you can find other light spots in your days to come as you transition thru this difficult time. Bless you and yours.
@joannew-schmidhammer9325 2 жыл бұрын
Condolences to you
@2244ntho66 2 жыл бұрын
I send hugs, love, compassion and Stephen Colbert & his writing team to lift your spirits. Take it easy on yourself, and laugh when it feels good. Sending love and support your way....my condolences.
@lightel652 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn't tell you, you're husband died from covid-19.
@judyannstreich7499 2 жыл бұрын
I think that Newsome's win over the recall effort is to be celebrated but I think surviving & getting out of his marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle is an even better "win" !!
@ccdogpark 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know anything about that. I can't imagine anyone normal being married to KG.
@terilw 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like George Takei said: “Newsome beat him so badly, it could’ve been Elder abuse.”
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 George is a national treasure.
@vincentavangogh3636 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Amen!
@TheRiskyBrothers 2 жыл бұрын
@@vincentavangogh3636 *Oh my
@catspiracytheorist2138 2 жыл бұрын
Very woketarded of u sir
@gimpinmypants 2 жыл бұрын
@@catspiracytheorist2138 As long as you’re angry the world is right.
@willvgo2950 2 жыл бұрын
It took decades, but Dan Quayle got to be "the smart one" in the conversation.
@gutspipola8886 2 жыл бұрын
Second dumbest Vice President of all time…..
@Vreejack 2 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to forget all about that "potatoe" incident.
@truepeacenik 2 жыл бұрын
Bizarro world, eh?
@finneylane4235 2 жыл бұрын
"The feather"
@aylbdrmadison1051 2 жыл бұрын
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@margaritaalvarez3766 2 жыл бұрын
“Man still waiting for his mom to pick him up.” 🤣🤣
@alisaoliver1969 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is CRACKING UP!! I'm laughing at watching him try to hold back his laughter!!! 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣
@aohige 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha The minister of health in Trinidad just won so much sympathy with this, funny how he's trying not to crack up.
@christophermerlot3366 2 жыл бұрын
He'll be at the Comedy Store Friday through Sunday.
@anisa_mazaki23 2 жыл бұрын
Not really cuz half of Trinidad really doesn't like Deyalsingh.
@noneofyourbusiness6309 2 жыл бұрын
@@anisa_mazaki23yep truth...
@censusgary 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s also spare a moment for the sign language interpreter who had to do that news conference.
@shaniasmith5253 2 жыл бұрын
@aohige shit you talking. You even from trinidad to know this? Nobody in trinidad likes that minister and he is known for lying :|
@gbail9566 2 жыл бұрын
The health minister is clearly trying unsuccessfully not to laugh.
@coucamaya 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my friend . You really need to watch our health update. They have fun with them. The prime Minister told the nation when he announced the reopening "please.... doh jackass d ting". Lol
@aylbdrmadison1051 2 жыл бұрын
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@coucamaya 2 жыл бұрын
@@aylbdrmadison1051 wellll I'm from Trinidad and Tobago. Trust me. If that was a real thing, it would have come out a long time ago. Her cousin also told her that you get fired down here if you don't get the jab, which is not true, we're like everywhere else, life is easier if you get it, but there is no mandate. The simpler explanation is that her cousin if just selling her lies so that she can send money to him so that he can not have to work, and now the story got away from him. Which would also explain why he didn't wanna go on IG live with her to back his story. He claimed that it's hard to get on IG here........ in Trinidad...... where everyone is on IG 🤣🤣🤣 It's most likely just a con gone wayyyyy to far.
@transitionwithtrini1928 2 жыл бұрын
@@coucamaya 😂😂😂😂Trini to the bone...untill dont jackass the thing end up a slang😂😂
@barbaradavis393 2 жыл бұрын
Bet he was glad to have a mask to hide behind.
@jmboyd65 2 жыл бұрын
"But you know what they say, 'You win some, you NEWSOM'." THE JOKE WAS LAYING RIGHT THERE, WRITERS!!!!
@edithputhy4948 2 жыл бұрын
Swalwell already made that one
@catmaxwell6691 2 жыл бұрын
Just a killer monologue. From Gavin’s diversity to the low hanging fruit at the end. Perfecto:)
@Roseclan24 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the late night king
@pgaquigz1125 2 жыл бұрын
More like the late night racist far left radical leftist lol
@redliondeaddeer 2 жыл бұрын
@@pgaquigz1125 but also still the highest rated late night talk show😁
@CamOttion 2 жыл бұрын
*Gutfeld
@legen_dary42 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely one of the best segments I've ever seen. I laughed my balls off
@Beatlesfanish 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Stephen is going for the 3rd degree while roasting Tucker and I love it.
@Muhdah1972 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he burns Tuckums at the end 💪🔥😂
@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen and his writers were off the chain for tonight's monologue! Great job team!
@808beat3 2 жыл бұрын
More like a joke back at them for trying to cover up something about that vaccine being bad for your health..
@anonimuse6553 2 жыл бұрын
The whole Niki friends cousin's ball and Trinidad thing is just so funny. Good for Trinidad for investigating the case of the hanging large balls roaming around Trinidad.
@LatifahEden 2 жыл бұрын
Trinidad is not happy. 🥴. Most of them want to slap her. Whether she was joking or not. I personally think it’s funny but most of the country find it embarrassing.
@Kyleramsey999 2 жыл бұрын
@@LatifahEden ...You're actually wrong. I'm currently in Trinidad on vacation and no one wants to slap her or cares. Most of them find it's funny....
@tyrekjennings9466 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kyleramsey999 Yea, we really don't take anything that seriously. We should though
@lukef4089 2 жыл бұрын
So my balls are not going to be big like niki friends cousins balls after making the viccine?
@LatifahEden 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kyleramsey999 Not to mention that this all so convenient considering her husband may go to jail for failing to register as a $ex offender. Just like Nicki if you don’t know what you’re talking about 🤫
@mateofantasma 2 жыл бұрын
Jean Baptiste's reactions made the jokes even better. Great episode, so funny
@ejbuehler4397 2 жыл бұрын
I love how "Ms. Manaj" thinks anyone actually takes her seriously.
@YOUREADY09 2 жыл бұрын
Social media is King and people will believe anything celebrities say. Because of her comments about the vaccine and the fact that she has 60 million followers on Instagram. She was invited to The White House to talk to the country’s top doctors about the vaccine.
@FrancistheBrave 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I said who actually takes them serious.
@jmc597 2 жыл бұрын
It appears FOX News does.
@ejbuehler4397 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmc597 hahahahahaha
@Du-Masses 2 жыл бұрын
@@YOUREADY09 she was not invited to the White House. They offered a doctor for a phone call.
@brownechr 2 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr Colbert I am writing in connection with your ongoing references to enlarged testes. This is the kind of juvenile behaviour that makes us love you even more than we already did. Yours, Just about everyone
@ivannovalery6504 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that one guy in Trinidad who lied to his wife not having std become internationally famous because if it.
@djg5950 2 жыл бұрын
She called off the wedding. She figured out the real reason his balls were swollen. It wasn't the vaccine after all.
@escutus 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he was using steroids. Lol
@keksi6844 2 жыл бұрын
Or whole story is psyop to make people who question vaccine look like 'dots.
@ArcaneStar1 2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe people really think Nicki was being serious.
@joanbowden3448 2 жыл бұрын
@@escutus no, steroids make them turn into raisins! Lol
@margaritaalvarez3766 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh to be a fly…on their head” 🤣🤣
@RealCyclops 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best monologues in quite some time... I was laughing HARD throughout most of it.
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
He's not calling Nicki a liar.. just her cousin.
@geraltrivia6148 2 жыл бұрын
Not even calling the cousin a liar; just making fun of the absurdity of the claim, regardless of source. Personally, I think the dude got an STD from cheating, because why would his girl call off the wedding over a side effect?
@Beginstheman 2 жыл бұрын
By tweeting a lie, that makes Nicki as much a liar as whoever is at the source of that bit of BS. Can't afford to mess around, especially not with 180 million followers. Twitter should take direct action against her like a warning or a suspension depending of how many times she violated Twitter's policy of use.
@waterfrodo4304 2 жыл бұрын
No even her cousin. Just her cousin's friend's balls. The pretended to swell just to make Nicki mention them in a tweet.
@wearenottogetheranymore2658 2 жыл бұрын
@@geraltrivia6148 yea he def had a STD
@charlie-obrien 2 жыл бұрын
I don't want to dispel anyone's illusions, but the cousin's friend doesn't exist. Accomplished liars always set up an untraceable source....just like the Swampapottomus' "people are saying". PS: why listen to NM who can't even sing her own songs? (it's auto tune)
@DavidBagga 2 жыл бұрын
We said yes to diversity “Nothing says diversity like a rich white guy named Gavin.” Lmao 😂😂
@schiz0phren1c 2 жыл бұрын
That's a load of balls! I loved Stephen's little Prince homage there as well with him saying "Nikki, Nikki, *Darling Nikki* ...excellent stuff!
@HarrisBanneck 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how it sounds like Trinidad’s health minister was trying to contain his laughter over the claim that the vaccine causes swollen testicles.
@808beat3 2 жыл бұрын
Cuz he scared that the vaccine did it.. that laugh was a cover up
@kamacazi9744 2 жыл бұрын
@@808beat3 don’t talk shit they confirmed that it didn’t happen they contacted every male that was vaccinate to confirm
@808beat3 2 жыл бұрын
@@kamacazi9744 omg.. no one is talking sh*t.. but i know you are in fear since you took the vaccine and is hoping that your testicles dont swell over time or something crazy happen to you.. its ok to be in fear i understand..
@roseananthanayagam8056 2 жыл бұрын
Just hearing him say “testicular swelling” in that lilting Trinidad accent did it for me.
@inlovehusband 2 жыл бұрын
It's just funny y'all don't think it happens, leaked videos are coming out of nurse saying it's a common occurrence with the vaccine. Everyone thinks it's a lie but no one actually knows what the long term effects are.
@nicorobin5978 2 жыл бұрын
"Gavin Newsom's lead in California is swelling faster than Nicki Minaj's cousin's friends' testicles." -David Pakman -9/14/2021
@jessetorres8738 2 жыл бұрын
Ha, good 1.
@maevematthee4312 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nugboy420 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I gotta find that
@sisenor4091 2 жыл бұрын
Did he say that?
@grmpEqweer 2 жыл бұрын
I hope he delivered it with a totally straight face.
@youlikedyourowncomment5151 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the friend got caught doing something he shouldn't have and blamed covid
@KristenRowenPliske 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. More likely an STD/STI from sharing naked time with someone NOT his fiancé.
@HH-mw4sq 2 жыл бұрын
There are four known medical causes of an enlarged scrotum. 1) Bacterial as in a sexually transmitted infection (STI), 2) Viral as in the same virus responsible for the mumps, 3) Parasitic as in lymphatic filariasis which can cause the scrotum to become enlarged, and 4) Trauma, as in what that man's fiance did when she found out he caught an STI right before their now canceled wedding day. No where in the known causes is there a vaccine of any kind.
@IMSiegfried 2 жыл бұрын
@@HH-mw4sq maybe it's a side effect of Ivermectin,
@miguel213 2 жыл бұрын
@@HH-mw4sq #4
@Smilewithme069 2 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@singerrb4984 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Gov. Newsom!! You are incredibly awesome!
@Godric_71 2 жыл бұрын
"Darling Niki" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 If you're too young to know what that means, listen to the Prince album Purple Rain.
@jstnxprsn 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest monologues Stephen has ever done. It's like he took last night's incredibly funny "ball joke" that put us on the floor laughing and made an entire monologue out of it. Simply brilliant. We are not worthy.
@annmariebymorning 2 жыл бұрын
He’s been on point since he’s had a live audience again ..has me rollin nightly
@Panama_Red 2 жыл бұрын
He really took those balls and ran with them.
@ssankm508 2 жыл бұрын
Wow someone defo paid you to write that garbage
@mariyamwaniki 2 жыл бұрын
He's hot tonight
@jonnygillan 2 жыл бұрын
All the late night shows had the same shoulder vs balls joke
@marilynwatkins-ramdin2194 2 жыл бұрын
Dying from laughing in 🇧🇧 right next door to 🇹🇹 no swollen testicles here either 🤣🤣
@idi01s 2 жыл бұрын
This episode was truly tremendous. Kudos to Colbert and his writers
@robertaldaron4870 2 жыл бұрын
STEPHEN!!!! PLEASE KEEP KILLING US WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!! It's so much better than the alternatives these days.....🤣🤣🤣
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Pencey would faint at the thought of a bare ankle.. Had no idea he was such a free spirit as to consider full calf exposure.
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure his wife doesn't know about that.
@eco2geek. 2 жыл бұрын
That was only in his former career, when he was a cattle rancher.
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
After 4 years (plus campaign time) of having to be around failure trump his usual "shocked" reaction has been over used. Like when a burn scars over or you end up with tinnitus after too many loud gigs.
@davidleerothschildFTW 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until they round up and send all those drumpfers to concentration camps. Hopefully I'll get to post up a guard tower.
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 "mother"
@jprsfragoso 2 жыл бұрын
You know the world is f**ed, when doctors have to spend an afternoon investigating balls, because Nicki Minaj said her cousins friend ones swollen...
@aylbdrmadison1051 2 жыл бұрын
What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls.. Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls. You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving. But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.
@jojomang3016 2 жыл бұрын
@@aylbdrmadison1051 Like AOC
@uberneanderthal 2 жыл бұрын
@@aylbdrmadison1051 1 in 5 billion chance...and there's only 3.4 billion men on the planet. guess that dude really got unlucky, huh? lol you people will believe anything
@jessehopson291 2 жыл бұрын
@@aylbdrmadison1051 if you look it up there have been 766 cases of testicular pain and swelling from the vaccine, 171 cases of erectile dysfunction, 1,757 miscarriages, 9,732 menstrual disorders, and 3,334 cases of vaginal/uterine hemorrhage. You should try to be more informed before calling people liars.
@ammaleslie509 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessehopson291 Look it up where? On VAERS? There no proof that ANY side effects listed there happened because of the vaccine just because people SAID they THOUGHT they were caused by the vaccine. Nikki Minaj's cousin's friend could report swollen balls on VAERS as a vaccine side effect, but we still wouldn't know whether the vaccine caused it.
@rushfan1970 2 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥I'm dying, this one was solid fire!!🤣🤣😂😂only Colbert can slay like this!👏🏼👏🏼
@richinoable 2 жыл бұрын
Now Republicans are all like, "we really don't want big nuts, after all!" Good work, Ms. Minaj.
@catmomjewett 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@natalietam5424 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Trinidad. I love your show. This segment had me rolling with laughter. You're always welcome to Trinidad. If you ever come to host an episode here please bring your lovely wife. You two make a great team!
@nickyc9042 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jaridkeen123 2 жыл бұрын
I feel his pain when he said "So much of my time was wasted"
@MrsRobinson0741 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love his laughing!!!
@janamarley2336 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because resources are limited and they could have spend that time on more important matters. People got too much time on their hands that allowing them to make problems.
@dabblerdeluxe775 2 жыл бұрын
@@leannevandekew1996 oh my
@thesuncollective1475 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker finally makes sense
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, imagine a world where people are so impressionable that they would listen to the words of a celebrity over experts, and then the experts have to waste their time trying to explain in the nicest way possible why you should not listen to celebrities. Fuck, people are dumb.
@xllint4438 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen's monologue savage af as always. LMFAO
@SparkRes 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I'm more and more convinced everyday that we all living in a south park episode 😭
@chartreusemaiden604 2 жыл бұрын
I was just wondering why her and her cousin's friend didn't think of literally anything else. My first thought would have been an allergic reaction, or testicular cancer. But nope, she just jumped for the vaccines.
@awake3607 2 жыл бұрын
Or an STI, or injury. If Fiancee left...it was likely an STI.
@gayahithwen 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, seriously. There are so many other potential explanations for those symptoms, so many other causes for that effect, the fact that her cousin's friend was speculating that the vaccine was the "real" reason is just hilarious.
@Gymnopediea 2 жыл бұрын
@@gayahithwen I'm more embarrassed that Nicki just requotes things she hasn't verified. Doesn't she have staff?
@gayahithwen 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gymnopediea Different people have different social media styles. She's an artist, not a politician. I'm not surprised that she doesn't have a full-time fact-checker on hand. But I did hope that she took her role as public figure seriously enough to think about the potential ramifications of spreading that kind of rumor during a global pandemic.
@Gymnopediea 2 жыл бұрын
@@gayahithwen Kar-bear. I get it. But in my first year of med school my bestie and I would jokingly say "what would Nicki do?". So this hits a little too close to home to take it lightly. :P
@MrKolozal 2 жыл бұрын
8:49 halfway through him speaking I couldn't stop laughing, just imagine how surreal that situation must feel
@bachac18 2 жыл бұрын
Big up Stephen Colbert👏🏼🤣… we fi cyah stop laughing we ass off here in Trinidad man 🇹🇹😂🤣😅
@rhitter94 2 жыл бұрын
That last joke was classic!!!
@ella17734 2 жыл бұрын
I really want Nikki to get the vaccine and come on the show again too. Watching her make Stephen blush and stammer was the best. # Queen Nikki Colbert 😉
@Bradlee297 2 жыл бұрын
She said she'll get it to go on tour
@redglasses33 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I can't believe we ( as in Trinidad) made it on Colbert. lmao i fkn love this. Stephen Colbert you're my favourite! And I would die if Tucker came to Port of Spain lol
@kenek629 2 жыл бұрын
This might just be one of my favourite monologues 🤣 Also, good to know Nicki's love for Stephen Colbert is still evident!
@dominicherrera4610 2 жыл бұрын
LolHahahahahaha Favorite thing about my morning is that I get to wake up and watch all of you crazy Late night host , Who always keep me laughing!!!!!
@mcintyreshayne 2 жыл бұрын
Those were the best jokes I’ve heard in a while. Your writers rock! And you sir, delivered them superbly.
@candielandssweetadventures 2 жыл бұрын
With all this publicity it's the absolute first time I'd like to be referred to as someone's random cousin's friend. 😂
@lizzyo3478 2 жыл бұрын
The comedians have been having a great time with this testicle story. I have been laughing so hard with the jokes🤣🤣
@RogerHerzler 2 жыл бұрын
Annnnnd that segment is another Emmy! Congratulations to the team in advance. 🤣🤣🤣
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker wants a face-to-balls interview in Trinidad. He’s quite curious!
@toadjiang7626 2 жыл бұрын
Of course he's quite curious given that none of these Trump lackeys has balls of their own.
@redbarchetta8782 2 жыл бұрын
A Tea~baggers wet-dream. 🤣
@six1364 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣omgggggg this comment😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣!!!!!!!
@rparl 2 жыл бұрын
He may curious, but yellow!
@trinifoto8927 2 жыл бұрын
And seeing that he’s fully vaccinated, he would actually be able to enter the country.
@DavidJ222 2 жыл бұрын
Trump: "Look Pence, I'm not going to be your friend anymore if you don't violate the Constitution and overturn the election for me. I'm also going to drop to the floor bawling and spinning like a top if you don't." 🤣
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Haha I can see Trump actually doing that.
@ianb9028 2 жыл бұрын
It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue
@michaeljohnangel6359 2 жыл бұрын
Trump is such a baby. He's a disgrace to adulthood.
@josannetrotman5263 2 жыл бұрын
In the words of Biden "Have at it"
@rhetoricalquestion6009 2 жыл бұрын
@@ianb9028 _"It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue "_ Maybe he did, but you can't see it under all that orange.
@montygates8767 2 жыл бұрын
Oh! Loved that last sting. It was marvelous
@izent74 2 жыл бұрын
I need to watch Stephen Colbert's show more often. I could never forgive myself if I miss this interview! Lmfbo.
@teresaweaver1012 2 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Trinis talk for hours, about anything. 🤎🖤🤍
@nigivlog3775 2 жыл бұрын
Hmu
@kimmi5419 2 жыл бұрын
Should I start a Trini accent ASMR channel?? 😅
@teresaweaver1012 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimmi5419 Of course!
@adoxartist1258 2 жыл бұрын
I expected him to say "Ya win some, ya Newsom!"
@paulinechapman5669 2 жыл бұрын
Luv you🇨🇦
@alisaoliver1969 2 жыл бұрын
Pence and Quayle...fly on their head!! Love it!!! 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣 Quayle was the smart one here?! Wow, just wow.
@Xektt 2 жыл бұрын
Bill O' Rilley: "I sure am glad Tucker is now the one who...gets to cover those balls"
@Oonagh72 2 жыл бұрын
Dan Quayle may have saved American democracy. A sentence I did know could even be formed.
@donsurlylyte 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidflynn6790 he aint wrong.
@kevyak 2 жыл бұрын
Just don’t ask him to spell democracy
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
'Dan Quayle was less unhinged than the failed trump 'administration' '
@waterfrodo4304 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine some dude from a place you used to work at calling you at 4am and asking if there's a way he can rinse his junk in a drinking fountain, and 9 months later Stephen Colbert says you may have saved countless lives.
@AsiaDanceScene 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert killing it since the lockdown. Following the lockdown we now have Colbert delta variant.
@raeneal3825 2 жыл бұрын
Nice! I see what you did there😂 Good one!
@jessragan6714 2 жыл бұрын
Just wait 'till we reach Colbert Mu! Talk about infectious laughter!
@jamielawlor2394 2 жыл бұрын
The writers need a raise for that monologue. So good my testicles are laughing.
@revenamb 2 жыл бұрын
At 2:58 minutes, in the Larry Elder clip, he calls Gavin Newson “Governor Gavinor” 😂 I can’t stop repeating it in my head. #GovernorGavinor
@mj1henry1 2 жыл бұрын
Best monologue in a while. Enjoyed this!
@patsylvest 2 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing. Laughed all the way through it.
@povsepian 2 жыл бұрын
100% laughed so hard I started hiccuping 🤣🤣🤣
@ARIXANDRE 2 жыл бұрын
This monologue proves two things: the show needs another Emmy and Ball jokes never get old.
@uberneanderthal 2 жыл бұрын
3 things: people who still watch network television in 2021 have
@lorenrenee1 2 жыл бұрын
I am so impressed with Trinidad’s response. They are a fabulous nation.
@censusgary 2 жыл бұрын
“... Who claimed the polio vaccine gave him a micro-taint.” Stephen, you have the polio vaccine confused with the smallcox vaccine.
@kab2599 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker doesn’t know if his show is broadcasted in T&T…he’s SO good at research! 🤦🏻♀️
@alex35agm 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen's characterization of Tucker is perfect.
@daniellamcgee4251 2 жыл бұрын
@@alex35agm It's an insult to all dicks!
@nigivlog3775 2 жыл бұрын
It is btw
@ACrazyWorldwithJ 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Stephan I've been watching you and John Stewart for more than 10 years in Trinidad lol. We love you down here. Come anytime
@Giza13 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert - you and your writing staff are geniuses! This segment had me laughing so hard! 🤣🤣
@SanDeeBabii 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!! I love you Steve! You always make my day! ⚽️ 🏀 🤣
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
"Paints a picture, doesn't it?" One that uses a LOT of red...
@ladylawyer2008 2 жыл бұрын
As a Trini I don't know whether to be proud that my country was featured on my boy Colbert's monologue (which yes is broadcast here and which I enjoy watching 😆), or embarrassed and sad that this was the subject of conversation 😩😒). I figure the Minster of Health must be proud that he was featured on International TV though so there's that! #trinidadisnotarealplace
@povsepian 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert is top of the top. Best in class ♥️♥️♥️
@Renan_Cas 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen should get some award for this genius comedy!!! LOL LOL LOL
@ofsinope 2 жыл бұрын
Low key best part of this is when Jon goes "Voodoo Child."
@milascave2 2 жыл бұрын
of: Why? I don't get it/
@sallyk7363 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen for making life these days so much more bearable. You make me laugh so hard I forget about everything but you're funny, funny jokes. You bring so much joy and laughter to so many people. Bless you, Steven.
@jellybeanjay 2 жыл бұрын
this is why i love watching Stephen Colbert, he is da best!!!
@InetSentinel 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen... you have the BEST writers in the business by far!!!!!
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