Republicans Revive Their Old Bills - The Jim Jefferies Show

Republicans Revive Their Old Bills - The Jim Jefferies Show | Comedy Central UK

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7 жыл бұрын

Weren't we done with that?!
Keep up to date with the Republican's antics in brand new episodes of Jim Jefferies Show, every Friday night on Comedy Central UK
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@factsabouturmum9250 7 жыл бұрын

No, Australia. You can not have this beautiful bastard back. We're keeping him and Hugh Jackman.

@australian1018 7 жыл бұрын

Homini Lupus You bastards.

@russellcampbell9198 7 жыл бұрын

Homini Lupus We have plenty more. He is a novelty to you guys but most football clubs in Oz have their own Jims. What we don't have is Donald and his gang to make fun of.

@factsabouturmum9250 7 жыл бұрын

russell campbell Shit son, I'd love to give them to you, but we're stuck with the cunts.

@soulhunter91 7 жыл бұрын

and Chris Hemsworth

@duncanwallace7760 7 жыл бұрын

You need him more than us atm, you have trump to put up with!

@pharol 7 жыл бұрын

I'm not Australian, I don't live in America, English is not my first language but I love this shit

@tubraynz2925 6 жыл бұрын

+ pharaoh Ohhh, good on ya mate.. Brother from another mother ;)

@TripleA90000 7 жыл бұрын

Giving jim his own show was the best idea ever.

@nem447 7 жыл бұрын

amen

@BipoIarbear 7 жыл бұрын

Langdon he writes the promoter tho, imagine learning the lines for each show every day, it's not like his comedy routines

@johndoe-lu4vy 7 жыл бұрын

The Valiant Atheist I don't think any Jon Stewart copycat could beat Legit. This is still a damn good copy.

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@simonbravo87 6 жыл бұрын

TripleA9000 go fuck yourself and George Soros too....hope both of you last as long as Soros...

@australian1018 7 жыл бұрын

Commedians one of the most honest professions ever.

@erickauffmann_official 7 жыл бұрын

I love you Jim!

@jocomfiresin6982 6 жыл бұрын

My nose is running, coffee.

@DJ-zp8hw 6 жыл бұрын

Wow, I didn't know CC had this much talent on board! Jim and Jordan Klepper are rad.

@trevorphillips5201 7 жыл бұрын

Nothing against trevor noah, but jefferies should have been the new host.

@PokerPlayerJames 7 жыл бұрын

Genius idea for a show.

@eduardoandres5989 7 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH HAHAHAHA I FKN THREW DEVIL HORNS RIGHT UP WHEN HE SAID PANTERA CONCERT!!! lol strenght beyond strenght Jim!!! hhaha saluud° my fellow headbangers!!!

@WorldzMo5t3pic 7 жыл бұрын

2 words: Fuck. Yes.

@TheKaiTetley 7 жыл бұрын

Eduardo andrés Hellyeah!!! Please don't Down vote this.

@MarkusB1974 7 жыл бұрын

So did I, mate! Fuck yeah! Getcha pull!

@mekelpekelekel1298 7 жыл бұрын

RE SPECT WALK I PREFER MEDICINE MAN

@mavendeo 7 жыл бұрын

Affirmative. Heavy metals will be essential for the coming revolution.

@rtmoody4427 7 жыл бұрын

Damn Jim. You are crushing this gig. Great stuff.

@MemphiStig 6 жыл бұрын

McCain, McConnell, and Trump: Crusty, Musty, and Don't-Trusty.

@aristogan 7 жыл бұрын

Bill should have a daily show, Waiting an entire week for these clips is killing me

@AdamFaulknerVideos 7 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Donald Trump actually managed to sound MORE insincere...

@catramax 7 жыл бұрын

I have never been so please by a satire news host :') Bravo Jim, you're the man the internet needed

@misguidedfangirl6527 7 жыл бұрын

BEST SHOW ON Comedy Central!

@drunkenpanda2107 7 жыл бұрын

Best show on Comedy Central

@americanenglishcoach7423 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Jim pointed out how stupid the bathroom bill is. I can't imagine how Republicans came up with the "danger" involved in letting people use the bathroom of the gender they identify with and are living as. I guess these guys thought "What would I do if I could get into the ladies' room".

@thompson223 7 жыл бұрын

I love Jim's opinions and shows, as guy with Scottish sense of humour we can relate. Wish he would be free to not be so relevant and speak his mind but that's how it is. Love your shit Jim!

@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 7 жыл бұрын

you don't think he is speaking his own mind here? He is speaking his own mind here.

@joshcorbett4787 6 жыл бұрын

thompson223 go aberdeen

@TheDpt1979 6 жыл бұрын

He is Australian

@Vooblebooble 6 жыл бұрын

That wrong protest pictures gag was really funny

@polyorchid528 7 жыл бұрын

If Mitch McConnell fell on his back would he be able to get back up?

@chriscorbin6980 5 жыл бұрын

Love Jim Jefferies

@jobo8281 7 жыл бұрын

Subscribed just for jim Jeffries

@alicevana 6 жыл бұрын

how have I not seen his show before? I never even knew he had one....but it's funny as hell

@starbuckstark4745 7 жыл бұрын

I love him! He's hilarious

@juliat6221 7 жыл бұрын

Good one Jim. Thanks for some laughs.

@egbduf 6 жыл бұрын

"That's a pantera concert"

@jurvanoerle2845 4 жыл бұрын

Bitter Times for our brother and sisters living in the states. Thoughts and prayers for when you finally wake up and realize what you've been doing to yourselves

@anitaclarke1304 7 жыл бұрын

Lmfao @ Jim .. great dude !

@kobathedread 5 жыл бұрын

Nails it again.

@VigEuth 6 жыл бұрын

Crusty McCain how did I not here this yet

@davidwayne9021 6 жыл бұрын

Dreamland introduced me to the gun show owl. I introduced him to the QB. I think.

@kennyrademeyer4836 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is brilliant!

@deanwcampbell 7 жыл бұрын

Jim should have been the successor to John Stewart on the Daily Show. I would still be watching.

@briancogley4956 7 жыл бұрын

This was great! I thought the show was going to turn him into a wuss.....but I was wrong! Looking forward to more!

@MJFAN666 7 жыл бұрын

Oh shit this guy has his own show?? I gotta check this out

@davidhill2020 7 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a vote to repeal Obamacare, it was a vote to have a debate on it. McCain first voted to say the debate was okay, and after the debate he voted to tell McConnell to piss off.

@mimic1876 5 жыл бұрын

great show jim

@hexadecimal5236 7 жыл бұрын

I never liked group bathrooms anyway. Why doesn't Texas just put in full walls and real doors on their bathrooms?

@ItsChurchieYall 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is probably the only comedian who can make trans jokes that funny 😂😂

@ishtar0077 6 жыл бұрын

So funny ..love it

@xxRAWxx 7 жыл бұрын

Lol the protests

@Deimus333 4 жыл бұрын

That's 50k I'll never get back hahaha

@keithlammers4316 7 жыл бұрын

That's a Pantera concert haha

@trex2251 6 жыл бұрын

Pantera!

@MrAsmaay 7 жыл бұрын

cool

@nannaleifa 7 жыл бұрын

Goddammit, this again? The Republicans seems to be as original as Hollywood. Buckle up! Healthcare sequels are coming to town!

@thehellyousay 7 жыл бұрын

got anything resembling evidence to support your assertion?

@remibouchard7591 7 жыл бұрын

www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2013/nov/15/ellen-qualls/aca-gop-health-care-plan-1993/

@dontasmeeydidnudoit2524 6 жыл бұрын

Carl,, Mitt Romney.. Massachusetts.It is called Romneycare.. Same Thing...as Obamacare.. It is just Expansion of medicare.Mitt was governor.See republicans are just dumb fucks.. They don't know shit just lies from their racist new source.. Dumbass racist pricks.. The GOP had the plan. The democrats like it and bam got it done. The GOP hated ever since.. But, YOur congressperson.. They have Obamacare for themselves and their families Because in truth the GOP like having it for themselves. But not you. Fool!!

@simetry6477 6 жыл бұрын

We need a single payer, prevention focused, food and exercise focused healthcare. We need a unified Electronic Healthcare Records data base that uses machine learning algorithm that can correlate diagnostics and treatment based on aggregated symptomatic, epidemiological, genetic history and outcomes. We also need to demand that all pharmaceutical and health device industries turn non-profit as well as all hospitals to turn non-profit. Now that gets you a mix of the Canadian and French system without the NHS. But eventually we will all have a healthcare system like Britain just to control the costs of a larger elderly population. And before anyone says that government would just squander it or be deficient or inefficient at healthcare - point to me a good private healthcare system, any nation that can compare to socialized health.

@negativeindustrial 6 жыл бұрын

Dontasme Eydidnudoit Holy shit - were you drunk when you wrote this? This whole thing about punctuation and grammar not being necessary on the internet is fucking stupid if you're trying to make a point you want people to understand. Besides, it just seems like an awfully convenient excuse for the majority of you who are simply deficiently educated.

@LuizAlexPhoenix 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't think this would be good. Man, I was wrong...

@billy-joelpawstrong1665 6 жыл бұрын

I was familiar with his stand-up but I didn't realize he had a show until yesterday! He's so funny! Move over John Oliver, I'm a Jim Jefferies fan now

@Flaky1976 6 жыл бұрын

I'm both

@demonslayerXP 6 жыл бұрын

DID SOMEONE SAY DIDDLE?!

@rilleyroggers3843 7 жыл бұрын

"The Young Ones", anyone?

@KirtFitzpatrick 6 жыл бұрын

Jim Jefferies, he has some good points. 🙃

@ruthiecanan1045 7 жыл бұрын

Doors!!! Thank you!!!

@Jack-kx5mh 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t have doors in my school bathroom

@Jack-kx5mh 4 жыл бұрын

That’s not a joke btw

@Ohmloud 5 жыл бұрын

He did get go vote.. and gave it a thumps down. (And gave a middelfinger up to trump)

@justatiger6268 7 жыл бұрын

1:10 I like people without aggressive brain tumors, okay.

@victoriaharker5436 7 жыл бұрын

😂

@heather2956 6 жыл бұрын

laughing my fucking ass off I did not know he said crusty! this fucking guy is a champ holy rusted scraps of sheet metal Batman

@rubengutierrez1766 4 жыл бұрын

Deon "primetime" i want to have my draft party at your house. I dont gamble but your house would be awesome!

@NoLimitNinos 7 жыл бұрын

This is so weird, they completely flipped Jim, he usually talks so much slower than this.

@ursaltydog 6 жыл бұрын

Common sense explained through Comedy..

@-valkyrie-00 7 жыл бұрын

Love you Jim!

@freeassange5667 7 жыл бұрын

Funny guy

@jaydencolour1072 7 жыл бұрын

Make him a correrspondent

@LarsLiveLaughLove 6 жыл бұрын

lol

@1Reevee 4 жыл бұрын

Trump might’ve said trusty rather than crusty

@vinnievalentine421 5 жыл бұрын

Who wants our Turtle? Cause we dont want him. And he wont swim in Detroit water.

@bigwo56 6 жыл бұрын

You are one crazy fucker, man! Not to mention, funny as Hell!!

@drakekoefoed1642 6 жыл бұрын

Private healthcare doesn't cover the poor, but it also undercovers the middle class. Almost everyone who survives a heart attack goes to the hospital. Some can afford it, some have great insurance, and some have medicare. For the rest, many are bankrupted because their insurance is inadequate. Others don't have insurance, and the providers make the money up on those who do, a tax that hits the middle class harder than the rich. But the providers do get their money, making US healthcare more expensive than almost anywhere else in the world, for mediocre results. Middle class 'conservatives' think their rates would go up with national care. The opposite is the fact. The system would care for the same number of people, but not single out the insured to be the only ones who paid. The 1% could pay a little, even. The profits of insurance companies, about 25% depending which stats you like, would be saved. England administrates their system with 5%. The cost of squeezing turnips would be saved. Huge drug company profits, often on products developed with publicly funded research, would be controlled. Anyone who believes in getting his money's worth should think this through for himself. Being conservative doesn't mean you have to be foolish with money, or not see the value in something because you won't look.

@petitio_principii 6 жыл бұрын

The whole toilet thing. It was originally implemented because women do not feel comfortable sharing the toilet wit men. And It doesn't help if these men feel they're also women. It this particular aversion is deemed too irrational and doesn't warrant separate toilets, so is the same with the conventional binary toilet separation. And in a way it's also the same aversion that drives trans people (probably more often trans-women/ex-men) asking to use the other toilet to begin with, they don't feel comfortable using what they feel is the toilet of the other gender (or particularly men's), even if it's of their own physiological sex, or former sex. There's no way to coherently criticize one side and not the other at the same time.

@TheUnlistedOne 6 жыл бұрын

Jim Jeffries is funnier than Trevor Noah and Chelsea Handler.

@rekrn12345 6 жыл бұрын

Wow the supreme court reinstated obama's travel ban. Breaking news.

@mischr13 7 жыл бұрын

Odd numbered highways run north and south...just fyi

@marblegrimes7010 6 жыл бұрын

Would you feckin please stop I literally just lmo, now got to put it back on,

@higaindane 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah Pantera

@alalducente 7 жыл бұрын

that children excuse

@ghenulo 7 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central UK? Do Brits really care so much about what Republicans do?

@oznews1 5 жыл бұрын

why dont ya set up a interview again septic tank.

@UnendingGrimness 6 жыл бұрын

Pan-Fucking-tera \m/

@cossy5316 6 жыл бұрын

the last part about the transgender bathroom, reminds me of a law in one of the cousin fucking states. "Before you commit a crime, you must call a cop to tell them your intentions" So basically the law there is, you need to call the cops before you commit a crime. Before you get pissy, look at my comment a few times and then think about it.

@psychedashell 7 жыл бұрын

Didn't we see this kind of show with John Oliver? He's too PG? Rightoh, carry on Jim.

@vinnievalentine421 5 жыл бұрын

Think about this..... are YOUR age peers representing you? No. Just like the 12 Jury of "your peers". "They arent my peers"!!!!

@slothystudios2695 5 жыл бұрын

Pantera or Pearl Jam??

@midmidmid3428 7 жыл бұрын

#MAGA trump is still president, we still have freedom of speech in America so these 'stupid shows' as u called them will still be produced and watched as long as Trump continues to say and do stupid stuff. GO JIM JEFFERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!! You are Great, Tremendous, Good,, a Hero, and a high Quality comedian.

@BibithePing 7 жыл бұрын

Supernajs stuff

@TheDeven1000 7 жыл бұрын

I like your stance on the bathrooms. Now apply that same logic to guns

@tiraironsyde7251 7 жыл бұрын

Have you not seen his Netflix special? Its like a 20 min. routine just on guns.

@williamcortelyou4524 7 жыл бұрын

Fisty McKnuckleson Jim actually got famous for his routine on gun control, it's his most viral bit, and very good. Just KZfaq Jim Jeffries gun control. Or just watch his special. I think it's Bear. It may be the one before that.

@TheDeven1000 7 жыл бұрын

William Cortelyou yeah I've seen it. I love Jim. What I was saying is based on this comment: "if you're going to molest someone, a bathroom bill isn't going to stop you." So in turn, apply that same logic to guns. if you're going to kill someone, a gun ban isn't going to stop you. But who knows, I may be rusty on his stance. Ill have to rewatch the special but it seems like he was pretty pro banning like Australia.

@jonanice 6 жыл бұрын

Fisty McKnuckleson but the problem is idiots buy guns n then mistakenly kill themselves or others needlessly. The non-criminal person having a gun is still a person with a gun. Least if only the bad guys have guns the police can better take em down. I'm Half American but grew up in the UK, I also know what it's like to fire a weapon after being military trained to do so & I think your US 'logic' on right to bear arms is cuckoo bananas

@TheDeven1000 6 жыл бұрын

Jonanice Mexico has really strict gun laws, how's that working out? Why shouldn't I be allowed to protect myself and my family from potential threats

@michaelpipkin9942 7 жыл бұрын

Aahhuuuwww Fak!!

@babad9173 7 жыл бұрын

@FistyCarrera 6 жыл бұрын

nice, the 100th 90% trump satire show

@michaelgrimm2121 5 жыл бұрын

I don't think there's ever been a bigger sell out... I really liked him. Too bad

@plantman5126 7 жыл бұрын

UK gets Jim and I have to deal with Trevor Noah , fuck.

@vladtepes7539 4 жыл бұрын

america dugged too deep in its search for oil, breaching into its solvency.

@heather2956 6 жыл бұрын

gym no the other gym not that one either Jim Jefferies there and now we got it fucking voice command, anyway he's like Mel Gibson if Mel Gibson was joking!