I'll never play snooker again. #MichaelMcIntyre #Compilation #Sports Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/ Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre Twitter: @McInTweet
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@deplorabled16954 жыл бұрын
His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.
@ultraviolet69894 жыл бұрын
The ball boys especially😂😂
@abhishekkrishnan54634 жыл бұрын
@@ultraviolet6989 The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal
@tjh_lfc83264 жыл бұрын
Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports
@dylanlovell80284 жыл бұрын
@Elementary Watson EXACTLY!!!!!!!
@kevingabi35533 жыл бұрын
@Elementary Watson yes
@2911moj4 жыл бұрын
This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂
@oliviavictoria32564 жыл бұрын
+ jack Whitehall
@-Tidgy4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Jack is camp
@Zak-ob5ze4 жыл бұрын
Russell Kane
@obmot83694 жыл бұрын
David Walliams on Britains got talent
@stopcomparingeverythingtob63784 жыл бұрын
Tidgy but he’s straight - op said straight man and jack is straight so he can act camp
@slinky16942 жыл бұрын
As a gymnast his joke about working with diagonals is sooo accurate and funny
@minimini5502 жыл бұрын
And the biiig step that applies to both men’s and women’s!
@samcarter43502 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@raulabc3084 жыл бұрын
His body movements are just the most hilarious medium of communicating a joke!! Truly adorable!!
@thomashardacre4 жыл бұрын
I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂
@naruto1997974 жыл бұрын
No one has since 😂😂
@stefanopatsiuras28384 жыл бұрын
#6
@Ron.S.4 жыл бұрын
That’s the way I’ve always thought of them. Especially United. Overpaid losers. Won’t lie, us Arsenal are losing all the time but at least we know what we’re worth
@ashthemobileking86824 жыл бұрын
Inr
@doublesalopetoimcre4 жыл бұрын
@@Ron.S. 4th place?
@shananalexander97894 жыл бұрын
I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖
@jackbutler3544 жыл бұрын
No offence but Michael is all ours 😂😂
@god0fgames1004 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@freddie_06114 жыл бұрын
Micheal is ours
@necymamaril37354 жыл бұрын
Shanan Alexander Michael McIntyre will be at the Radio City Music Hall, New York City on February 1, 2020.(Wikipedia.org).
@BeautifulyCool4 жыл бұрын
@@necymamaril3735 I wonder how thay went 🤔
@jair94743 жыл бұрын
All sport would benefit if McIntyre was an actual sports commentator 😆
@stianlarsen7771 Жыл бұрын
He would have been killed first day by extremist sport fans tho.. they are animals
@ayeshhas56414 жыл бұрын
How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.
@katelilyx71053 жыл бұрын
‘Tossing off a man behind you’ just so funny 😂 😂
@vincentvega40343 жыл бұрын
No one gonna mention how accurate the ‘at the end of the day’ observation was.
@patrickswift28373 жыл бұрын
I did enjoy that one quite a lot
@ycAuntieLala4 жыл бұрын
This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.
@rzodang4 жыл бұрын
"Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂
@lyndonskei83884 жыл бұрын
The cricket bit at the end was perfection😂👌
@gracey.loux.4 жыл бұрын
Lol agreed
@alexhart60702 жыл бұрын
He is the only man that makes me cry and laugh at the same time 💜
@CarolineMilamPhotography4 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.
@TCBumby4 жыл бұрын
No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam. I experienced this first hand.
@_good_for.4 жыл бұрын
U suck at it that's why
@jacob28084 жыл бұрын
@@TCBumby People may not like sports for different reasons than you
@oxksie4 жыл бұрын
Love how you say you laughed at the sports bit, isn’t this all the sports bit??? 😂
@KHuntie4 жыл бұрын
charles charlie Suck what?
@maryherring42612 жыл бұрын
Love to hear Michael laugh at his own jokes.
@homemail96534 жыл бұрын
2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .
@daisy65454 жыл бұрын
A hula dancing penguin maybe ??
@jcrailwayvideos65884 жыл бұрын
0:31 - great dancing!
@viviennepopek4 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely adorable! 💞😂💖😂💞
@tayefuzzaman93584 жыл бұрын
I’m a cricketer and I approve this message 👍
@nicoles_handle4 жыл бұрын
nothing i love more than watching this guy dance
@iamjustjudy4 жыл бұрын
He is SO funny! Love him!
@craigfowler70984 жыл бұрын
Rugby players sketch was best. This man should be knighted simply for being funny. He would find a great joke about that too
@LiveInSydney4 жыл бұрын
He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!
@jamrockprincess4 жыл бұрын
LMAO the description of cricket!! Lmao complete Accuracy!
@ThatGuyInKansas3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see his take on American sports. As an American sports fan I think that would be hilarious. He is one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen.
@kingra26502 жыл бұрын
Basketball would be a good one haha, or Ice Hockey
@avelteavelte66064 жыл бұрын
Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jase67094 жыл бұрын
I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣
@georgiamills81923 жыл бұрын
I died when he mentioned the faffing in cricket 😂 I play cricket and honestly the games are usually 5 hours long depending on what age level your playing it. It is really fun though
@tycosyco3 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious lmao. I play 50 over games which takes like 8 hours and I'm a bowler who is a bit guilty of faffing. I love it though I'd play 5 day games is I could
@jakeetschannel20313 жыл бұрын
Michael is SPOT ON with sports! It's so pointless lol 🤣🤣🤣 He's awesome 🙌🏽👍🏾 Meanwhile athletes get paid millions but nurses, police, firefighters, etc.. get paid zilch to save lives and risk their own life. I still cannot believe there's volunteer firefighters, they should get paid sportsman wages! 🙌🏽
@christinesharland84784 жыл бұрын
Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless
@drummingspain2074 жыл бұрын
For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)
@elliottay51363 жыл бұрын
as a gymnast and tennis player, i love this.
@eL_K_Dee4 жыл бұрын
he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)
@evillyn78954 жыл бұрын
Golf is definitely just faffing about.
@eL_K_Dee4 жыл бұрын
@@evillyn7895 dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll
@hongkongbeat21644 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D
@eL_K_Dee4 жыл бұрын
@@hongkongbeat2164 bahahahahaha
@CartwAalbiel4 жыл бұрын
Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...
@Diojenes.3 жыл бұрын
the wanting to cut and put the flowers in water is 1000% accurate for me.
@jordanaustin73784 жыл бұрын
Ackle ackintyre
@cindipossidento56884 жыл бұрын
Jordan Austin Yup his dentist routine is my favorite!!!
@stormthescarred22114 жыл бұрын
"Mister Ackle Ackinkaka?"
@isaacmillett93334 жыл бұрын
Winchester Sister my kids are big fans.... but me and my wife aren’t. AND HE PIT ME OUT
@benrobson22024 жыл бұрын
acka ackinckaker
@RandomGuy-bf8wq3 жыл бұрын
Ackle Ackinckacker
@somehorse3 жыл бұрын
"Football is all action." Yeah, but the men's game is basically dives and free kicks every 5 seconds.
@Trilingualeks4 жыл бұрын
The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆
@camronthompson11184 жыл бұрын
Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏
@kimsteel3664 жыл бұрын
Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂
@chocolatcats2 жыл бұрын
NO MAN ALIVE is this funny...and that cute dancing stuff
@banjopiggottwright18024 жыл бұрын
As a massive Rugby and Cricket Fan I found his jokes so funny and clever
@shushantdubey92203 жыл бұрын
Why cricket is dying in England
@tycosyco3 жыл бұрын
@@shushantdubey9220 It's not really. I've played cricket through the age groups and its been getting more popular from what I've seen. Hopefully when the hundred starts it'll bring in even more young fans but test matches are the elite.
@harisadu89983 жыл бұрын
South African?
@DoubleDeckerAnton4 жыл бұрын
Michael is such a natural at sport 😁
@johnburrows33852 жыл бұрын
The best British male stand up .
@ddtt32704 жыл бұрын
Best comedian in my heart
@aaronrichard15264 жыл бұрын
McIntyre is a genius
@nathanjoel49024 жыл бұрын
We in Brisbane, Australia got an extension on the faffing segment and we could not stop laughing!!!! In his top 3 segments for sure!
@gloriapaddock46184 жыл бұрын
So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰
@scsutton110 ай бұрын
The talk about faffing in cricket is absolutely true. I've just come back from a day at the Ashes and we lost SEVEN overs because of it.
@fishie64684 жыл бұрын
In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers
@tjh_lfc83264 жыл бұрын
Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches
@ala02844 жыл бұрын
It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.
@MystiqueHorizon4 жыл бұрын
I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂
@epicspooder4 жыл бұрын
Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”
@Alice_Walker3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 Love this guy! 💜
@jackpot78982 жыл бұрын
RIP Snooker when he said tossing off a man behind you!
@kam81654 жыл бұрын
O Michael. You just the absolute best.
@kathrynp80804 жыл бұрын
I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.
@Dough-jg8xp4 жыл бұрын
I'll take the flowers
@chrisneedham58034 жыл бұрын
How VERY dare you
@Dough-jg8xp4 жыл бұрын
Well I'm sorry
@VibrationCrystals4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Dough-jg8xp4 жыл бұрын
While I'm at it I'll take the medals
@skylovermc21463 жыл бұрын
@@Dough-jg8xp Nice name dude!
@saifchowdhury35814 жыл бұрын
Too good!
@abigailwyles4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂
@meandmymomfun42024 жыл бұрын
OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#
@Jaymac7203 жыл бұрын
Comedians are a strange concept. We pay money to watch someone dance around a stage and say funny things in a funny way, and we can’t get enough of it
@Mad-RCandHOBBY4 жыл бұрын
lol the dance moves 😂
@abbyrose89784 жыл бұрын
Haha love this 😂
@LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын
0:30 I enjoy those moves tremendously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesboldcomedy69144 жыл бұрын
Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....
@michellem30503 жыл бұрын
Ha! I love the 'stop faffing!' This is my feeling about American football. Hockey is like he describes football - hardly any faffing.
@bagofchicken3 жыл бұрын
Dancing skills set to maximum!
@carolilseanne21754 жыл бұрын
Love him.
@fhd5883 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold
@ryanvojtko-proctor85944 жыл бұрын
The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha
@louisthebee4 жыл бұрын
This man is legendary
@legacyoflore15974 жыл бұрын
@0:22 and when Man City plays against Man United, you can have some of that man on man action.
@barry13694 жыл бұрын
He is a comedic genius
@katiedid18512 жыл бұрын
Awww he is wonderful
@jeanlindner98174 жыл бұрын
I only snort while laughing if something is really funny, and I tend to snort quite a lot while watching Michael.
@ahmadalami96404 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I this guy is a classic!
@darklittlepeople3 жыл бұрын
those rugby players nearly killed me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheSilentsniper1973Ай бұрын
My wife just kicked me out of bed because i was shaking the whole bed from laughing.... man he's so fucking hilarious
@boyandcatmum4 ай бұрын
Omg this man is so accurate and so very funny 😂😂😂
@iluvhopndballet4 жыл бұрын
As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!
@juha14284 жыл бұрын
Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.
@ameliabetts44514 жыл бұрын
I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.
@bellabana4 жыл бұрын
Dragostea I can’t stand watching Nadal, the fact he’s gotten away with his time wasting & gamesmanship antics for years, plus all the twitching, him touching his shoulders, ears, nose & pulling at his underwear after EVERY point is exhausting to watch!
@JoostMehrtens4 жыл бұрын
@Blackporsche roadster And you don't like that because...? Why do you prefer it nicely tugged in?
@archiesutherland61273 жыл бұрын
@@bellabana, he doesn't waste time cause their is timer between points for everyone so it's fair
@Spencer-ty4sl4 жыл бұрын
i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH
@vickymcculloch12363 жыл бұрын
Michael we love u. From South Africa.
@cathy78613 жыл бұрын
I have known many gay men in my life and not one of them has ever walked that way. My friends would get such a kick out of this skit. Michael McIntyre is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him live one day or even live streaming. What a hoot!
@Mad99774 жыл бұрын
"hurry up they're dying" 😂
@kristinebellamy52494 жыл бұрын
Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!
@wolfgangscorpio41254 жыл бұрын
Good one, Mike! I just realize I need to watch more cricket.
@abbeyhall4624 Жыл бұрын
A brilliant take on Faffing sport!!!!
@joashlaw49994 жыл бұрын
Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah
@laurakinsella64043 жыл бұрын
i love when he shakes his hair
@DmitryAstapkovich4 жыл бұрын
Laughing with tears =)
@NikkiSalazar.3 жыл бұрын
There was definitely a moment when I thought really? You can do it Michael. Somersaults, back handspring then triple twist & pike!
@rachell44173 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@JustMitchPool4 жыл бұрын
He has got a very good cue action.
@neisham74784 жыл бұрын
michael you are such an adorably cute damcer
@minnielin12304 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious!
@nilaoreb4 жыл бұрын
Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂
@miakiff72574 жыл бұрын
That guy is awesome
@Cathy246014 жыл бұрын
“Hurry up hurry up they’re dying!!!”
@carlosturcios13154 жыл бұрын
Holy shit he nailed tennis and cricket down to a T 🤣
@p_sher123 жыл бұрын
l will watch the 1st min of this video over & over again hrs on end