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4 жыл бұрын

Conan cuts Jordan’s office in half and installs a microwave that exclusively cooks broccoli and fish.
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@penguininabox7946
@penguininabox7946 4 жыл бұрын
How can Jordan clean his office when he has various responsibilities and duties
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
And do tell, what are some of his responsibilities and duties?
@rowzeeistyra
@rowzeeistyra 4 жыл бұрын
Pandas are cool just various responsibilities and duties.
@GREGGFOWL
@GREGGFOWL 4 жыл бұрын
@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd he deals with "micro things"
@brucewayne2184
@brucewayne2184 4 жыл бұрын
@@GREGGFOWL Apparently so does his wife.
@thejournalist8091
@thejournalist8091 4 жыл бұрын
박혜원 how is that an "r/woooosh"?
@kingrudy95
@kingrudy95 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is one joke away from killing everyone in the office
@RSID
@RSID 4 жыл бұрын
If a mass shooting at Team Coco actually happens, it would be the first mass shooting that I will say "I understand.".
@timcampbell4132
@timcampbell4132 4 жыл бұрын
Comments like these are always ignored until the cnn report.
@Shak2k11
@Shak2k11 4 жыл бұрын
all it takes is one bad day
@SlowBluesInc
@SlowBluesInc 4 жыл бұрын
Conan took a big risk leaving that hatchet on Jordan's desk.
@Sponsorship4u2
@Sponsorship4u2 4 жыл бұрын
*Absolutely* and I don't know WHY that amuses me so.
@Logai74
@Logai74 4 жыл бұрын
The feeling you get when you find a Jordan Schlansky clip you haven’t seen!!!
@Deep_Dish
@Deep_Dish 3 жыл бұрын
This one somehow slipped thru my grasp, that's never happened
@thearsweirdvideoclub8663
@thearsweirdvideoclub8663 3 жыл бұрын
#TeamCoco10mSubs
@SaifShakur
@SaifShakur 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on!!
@vinaybhatt2472
@vinaybhatt2472 3 жыл бұрын
Actually there isn't one
@ericdashitson2142
@ericdashitson2142 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@aaronliu9945
@aaronliu9945 4 жыл бұрын
Their first mistake was leaving the axe on Jordan's desk. It would also prove to be their last mistake.
@thomasgooden
@thomasgooden 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@bumperroan8211
@bumperroan8211 4 жыл бұрын
Sort of like leaving Norman Bates alone with the cutlery.
@leoyoung2513
@leoyoung2513 4 жыл бұрын
Classic plot of a classic film
@cynthiaahern9081
@cynthiaahern9081 4 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@Sponsorship4u2
@Sponsorship4u2 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO Hilarious 😂
@kakashine1
@kakashine1 4 жыл бұрын
His office is full but his eyes are empty
@rustomgumja2612
@rustomgumja2612 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO.
@tsogobauggi8721
@tsogobauggi8721 4 жыл бұрын
That is funny :)
@arvindshastry1178
@arvindshastry1178 4 жыл бұрын
He is a deeply emotional guy
@jessijesse1783
@jessijesse1783 4 жыл бұрын
Good one 😂
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 4 жыл бұрын
Nope I see murder
@joelsmith5938
@joelsmith5938 4 жыл бұрын
the Conan/Jordan saga is like an entire missing season of The Office.
@ryouma1717
@ryouma1717 4 жыл бұрын
its what season 8 shoulda been
@balthazarmayrena600
@balthazarmayrena600 4 жыл бұрын
Add in a little Sonja, and you have a full season!
@arshawitoelar7675
@arshawitoelar7675 4 жыл бұрын
But aren't they.. Michael Scott and Toby?
@roddybaba
@roddybaba 4 жыл бұрын
Theyre like michael and toby
@SH19922x
@SH19922x 4 жыл бұрын
Conan used to write with the simpsons crew, he knows how to pull off jokes and subtlety like a master.
@alvinenglund
@alvinenglund 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the sign outside Jordan’s office says ”One Cranky Fake Italian” 2:34
@TheMulToyVerse
@TheMulToyVerse 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this twice now and yeah... never spotted that before 😂
@areki3852
@areki3852 2 жыл бұрын
Missed that, thanks.
@phuonganhnguyen8657
@phuonganhnguyen8657 Жыл бұрын
actually, that sign is from another video! The episode about the expresso machine! It's freaking hilarious!
@lawbinson
@lawbinson Жыл бұрын
@@phuonganhnguyen8657 And I see the machine still! haha
@adrianoadriano7772
@adrianoadriano7772 Жыл бұрын
@@phuonganhnguyen8657 and he stole my comment and edited his to myn
@colleen6341
@colleen6341 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan’s had that bottle of lotion for almost 7 years
@anthonyisgro7185
@anthonyisgro7185 4 жыл бұрын
Same with the olive oil.
@amandajensen3382
@amandajensen3382 4 жыл бұрын
Or... He's replaced it with an identical bottle. Seems like something he would do
@colleen6341
@colleen6341 4 жыл бұрын
Amanda Jensen nah knowing jordan he definitely kept the bottle for that long, if he were committed to using lotion he would buy some fancy italian brand and it would be in his desk drawer
@zzoinks
@zzoinks 4 жыл бұрын
@@colleen6341 i also have a theory. Maybe he makes his own lotion formula from decades of research while he's supposed to be working on the show. Then Jordan refills the same bottle for many years. Also, his house is already filled with various useful items like old star wars toys. So Jordan has to plan out his independent lotion-making business using his office as a warehouse. During work he's been using his stockpile of gift bags and cardboard boxes to package and sell his lotion. His Olive oil is secretly an ingredient for his lotion.
@colleen6341
@colleen6341 4 жыл бұрын
And E that would make sense
@Bdhacker101
@Bdhacker101 4 жыл бұрын
How can Jordan clean his office when he's constantly preparing his body in various ways.
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 4 жыл бұрын
And with Conan ragging on him every minute...
@Bird76Mojo76
@Bird76Mojo76 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, don't think we didn't see that Vaseline lotion on the table behind his chair..
@djones2170
@djones2170 4 жыл бұрын
The serial killer in Silence of the Lambs also prepared his body in various ways, whereas Hannibal would prepare other people's bodies in various ways, it's actually very scientific.
@zedz4397
@zedz4397 4 жыл бұрын
Deeply emotional men usually indulge themselves in the spiritual world in which the contact towards the mortal world is limited
@techtit
@techtit 4 жыл бұрын
He is busy looking for new models of the body shaver
@Georgecostanza7
@Georgecostanza7 4 жыл бұрын
jordan talks like he is a professor for a class no one wants to take but its a course requirement
@ProzacPreacher
@ProzacPreacher 4 жыл бұрын
and he has tenure
@the_illest_villain
@the_illest_villain 4 жыл бұрын
Dont remind me 😒
@dHolbach77
@dHolbach77 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he talks like a pseudo intellectual. No prof I've ever had, no matter how bad, would express themselves in such simplistic terms and platitudes.
@carlogaytan7010
@carlogaytan7010 Жыл бұрын
@@dHolbach77 You would be surprised. Even when it's a STEM class...
@carlogaytan7010
@carlogaytan7010 Жыл бұрын
What they both have in common is that they seem more interesting once you get to know them. The issue is that few people try to get to know them due to how they come off.
@CamilaVanilla
@CamilaVanilla 3 жыл бұрын
i like how jordan literally NEVER tells anyone what the hell his job is. he never even gives a single example of a task he does/has done
@Curiousaju
@Curiousaju 3 жыл бұрын
It's all a part of the bit
@haseebdar5732
@haseebdar5732 3 жыл бұрын
He's the associate producer of the show.
@lemongeezer1157
@lemongeezer1157 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's a physical job, since he needs to prepare his body in various ways everyday.
@bayareaartist999
@bayareaartist999 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he does EVERYTHING... And knows what EVERYONE IS doing. Except for Conan. It's theorized that Conan makes 12+-million a year. I am pretty sure Jordan makes a good penny and gets points on everything.
@kabloom6776
@kabloom6776 3 жыл бұрын
Regardless of whether this is scripted or not, you can tell he clearly has no tasks whatsoever. It’s not like he’ll hesitate to say one thing if he did. However, he’s on the show because he’s a great actor and knows how to make content out of a character.
@corrupteddata8087
@corrupteddata8087 4 жыл бұрын
4 years ago Jordan had a full head of hair . Now he looks like he just got done with 2 terms as president
@jackallen6884
@jackallen6884 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Wilson conan will do that to you
@corrupteddata8087
@corrupteddata8087 4 жыл бұрын
DamageIncM yeah look at videos from 4 years ago he has noticeably more hair and it isn’t gray .
@tyq5443
@tyq5443 4 жыл бұрын
Still far better looking than the current one
@belart7152
@belart7152 4 жыл бұрын
I ve noticed that also..../:
@user-rp9cj5ht2y
@user-rp9cj5ht2y 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan prepared his body in various ways before making this video.
@NoName-gp8il
@NoName-gp8il 4 жыл бұрын
Pandas are cool “I concur”
@rustomgumja2612
@rustomgumja2612 4 жыл бұрын
did he shave his chest? lol
@VMFYT
@VMFYT 4 жыл бұрын
He immediately had a protein shake and experimented with Oats and Whey
@tsogobauggi8721
@tsogobauggi8721 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't know if he did it before making this video, but I am sure he did that afterwards. :)
@ComedyClipsX
@ComedyClipsX 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@erickortiz7964
@erickortiz7964 4 жыл бұрын
It won’t be long until we see Jordan turn into the Joker.
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 жыл бұрын
HAAAA LOLOL
@syeds.1273
@syeds.1273 4 жыл бұрын
What do you get when you cross an Italy obsessed staffer with a boss that humiliates him, and treats him like trash?
@adrianmartinez5155
@adrianmartinez5155 4 жыл бұрын
Erick Ortiz “Conan can you introduce me as Joker ?”
@obiwankenobi4461
@obiwankenobi4461 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Best comment on KZfaq for this day.
@amackclassic6737
@amackclassic6737 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, this guy is gonna take his revenge!
@shaniazimmerman3922
@shaniazimmerman3922 4 жыл бұрын
Even though he has a messy office, I still imagine him going home to the cleanest LA loft in the world. Idk how he does it
@funkahontas
@funkahontas 4 жыл бұрын
Idk, there are crazier cleaner LA lofts in Texas
@yourmomsbox7455
@yourmomsbox7455 4 жыл бұрын
A cleaning lady.
@definitelynosebreather
@definitelynosebreather 4 жыл бұрын
You were right.
@IceDragon-fj4vx
@IceDragon-fj4vx 3 жыл бұрын
@@funkahontas ah yes clean LA lots in Texas...makes sense
@austins.2495
@austins.2495 3 жыл бұрын
Read American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
@hardrockyodeling2629
@hardrockyodeling2629 4 жыл бұрын
2:31 The door sign says "One cranky fake Italian".
@idontjudge222
@idontjudge222 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo his nameplate outside says “one cranky fake Italian”
@andrewspegal8424
@andrewspegal8424 4 жыл бұрын
Looked for this comment. It's brilliant
@fatandugly8112
@fatandugly8112 4 жыл бұрын
It has been there for years lol
@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 4 жыл бұрын
It's been there for years... I can see you're new.
@TheGrumbliestPuppy
@TheGrumbliestPuppy 4 жыл бұрын
@@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi Woah you're so cool
@rojhatek
@rojhatek 4 жыл бұрын
Andrej Nikolov wowwww ur so amazing real fan omg
@hlbkm2610
@hlbkm2610 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, Jordan has a perfect "i hate my life" face lmfao
@Yourgurtisgood
@Yourgurtisgood 4 жыл бұрын
Its because he does
@Elhardt
@Elhardt 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a "i hate my boss" face.
@Curiousnessify
@Curiousnessify 4 жыл бұрын
why would you lie about that
@collegerebel
@collegerebel 2 ай бұрын
He's like the real-life Squidward.😂
@fatfriedpie4415
@fatfriedpie4415 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is a real life joker. Conan: “What do you do here?” Jordan: “You wouldn’t understand.”
@anthonyisgro7185
@anthonyisgro7185 4 жыл бұрын
Even better.... Coco: Why so serious? Jordan: You wouldn't get it.
@Johnrox1550
@Johnrox1550 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony Isgro that wasn’t better that was worse. Ur not funny
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 3 жыл бұрын
Oh contraire, Conan is the one creating constant chaos in the life of a quiet, bruting, discipline man who indulges in the finer things in life. Conan is Joker, Jordan is Batman, whom the Joker is trying so hard to break
@hanscombe72
@hanscombe72 2 жыл бұрын
It’s pleasing to see Jordan’s office being prepared in various ways.
@ricardobjj24
@ricardobjj24 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is like the Joker waiting to happen
@Speculaas
@Speculaas 4 жыл бұрын
He used to think that his work was a tragedy But now he realised it's a comedy
@mdougf
@mdougf 4 жыл бұрын
LOL TRUE ASF
@ferevon
@ferevon 4 жыл бұрын
At least people laugh at him
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 4 жыл бұрын
After he kills Conan, Conan at his zaniest and most wicked starts to appear to him, tormenting him in nightmares and vision until like Two-Face or The Ventriloquist/Mr. Scarface, the Conan-Joker just takes over his whole personality and he becomes him. Imagine the seething psychotic-intensity of Jordan doing a crazy Conan impression and believing he is Conan day and night.
@holdtrue2021
@holdtrue2021 4 жыл бұрын
@@mdougf IKR😂
@tsunax1400
@tsunax1400 4 жыл бұрын
It's been too long since we last had Schlansky
@XplicitStory
@XplicitStory 4 жыл бұрын
Tsuna X Netflix pays comedians millions for one stand up special but could pay them half that and have them travel together for way better content
@therandom58
@therandom58 4 жыл бұрын
Cassie Lowe ur opinion
@vaahtobileet
@vaahtobileet 4 жыл бұрын
@@therandom58 everything people type here are their opinions
@Christian-rn1ur
@Christian-rn1ur 4 жыл бұрын
Schlansky sounds like a euphemism. Just gonna whip out the ol' schlansky and take a wizz.
@ToastbrotRaver
@ToastbrotRaver 4 жыл бұрын
No Name I‘m gonna tell my wife it’s been to long since we last had Schlansky when I come home tonight
@ronaldinho4eva1
@ronaldinho4eva1 4 жыл бұрын
He's a legit hoarder. Look at all those paper bags he's got behind him.
@NeonLeonNoel
@NeonLeonNoel 4 жыл бұрын
If you asked him about it he'd say probably go on a long rant about the memories they remind him of.
@thanhquanky
@thanhquanky 4 жыл бұрын
you know when he touches the bag, it reminds him of memories
@Louieman
@Louieman 4 жыл бұрын
Are you saying Dr. Robin Zasio will come visit Jordan Shlansky? I'm 100% ready for that crossover
@mirrortoyourweakness9769
@mirrortoyourweakness9769 3 жыл бұрын
That's!! what it is... he's a hoarder.
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Жыл бұрын
Those aren't "paper bags", OK? That's barbaric. No. Those are authentic Italian "sacchetti di carta".
@cherryberry9468
@cherryberry9468 3 жыл бұрын
2:31 “ ONE CRANKY FAKE ITALIAN” 🤣🤣 Love the little details.
@forbiddencolor
@forbiddencolor 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is the last person I would ever expect to have a messy office.
@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 4 жыл бұрын
Eccentric people tend to have messy rooms. Psychopaths have super clean rooms. Jordan is more eccentric than crazy.
@LCrivel
@LCrivel 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly you’re new here.
@nougan_tanker
@nougan_tanker 4 жыл бұрын
@@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC Glad to hear that, guess I'm more eccentric than psychopathic... :)
@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 4 жыл бұрын
@@nougan_tanker Or maybe you're just a normal guy that doesn't clean your room. Messy room does not guarantee eccentricity :)
@nougan_tanker
@nougan_tanker 4 жыл бұрын
@@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC I guess that's... good? LOL!
@blackfox51
@blackfox51 4 жыл бұрын
I can see it in his cold, dead eyes: He wants to have a romantic evening by himself under the Tuscan sky.
@weaksignal8009
@weaksignal8009 4 жыл бұрын
under the Queensboro bridge?
@melissagoeschel9926
@melissagoeschel9926 4 жыл бұрын
H
@SuperHornedtoad
@SuperHornedtoad 4 жыл бұрын
same tbh
@alljello3880
@alljello3880 4 жыл бұрын
I relate to this guy more than anyone on his show
@TobiasOliveira685
@TobiasOliveira685 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is actually very smart. He manages to come up with clever non-answers.
@Roger-hu4tk
@Roger-hu4tk 2 жыл бұрын
I want that ability
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Жыл бұрын
That's not what smart is.
@wm1573
@wm1573 Жыл бұрын
@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid ok kasper
@isabellaaguiar412
@isabellaaguiar412 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he just continues to sit in that chair without any expression or movement no matter what Conan does. It’s like how parents tell their kids to not react when their siblings bother them, because they want a reaction but Conan is relentless and does not care if he gets a reaction or not
@negasonicteenagewarhead3064
@negasonicteenagewarhead3064 4 жыл бұрын
One day jordan is gonna ask conan: "You wanna hear another joke conan? "
@radityoperwianto1339
@radityoperwianto1339 4 жыл бұрын
I knew it
@MarielaWilthew
@MarielaWilthew 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@danielmartin7873
@danielmartin7873 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@MarielaWilthew
@MarielaWilthew 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielmartin7873 it's a reference from the movie Joker
@sagnikbiswas8922
@sagnikbiswas8922 4 жыл бұрын
But Conan won't get it....
@BlackOdin27
@BlackOdin27 4 жыл бұрын
There’s no way Jordan isn’t plotting Conans “accidental death” lol
@tsogobauggi8721
@tsogobauggi8721 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would leave that axe 4:53 so close to him. Conan might "accidentally fell on a axe" ;)
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 жыл бұрын
HAAA LOLOL
@AWatts420
@AWatts420 4 жыл бұрын
If he killed Conan he'd be out of a job, so Jordan is likely stuck in this special hell for eternity
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 жыл бұрын
@@AWatts420 HAAAA LOLOL
@vince1000
@vince1000 4 жыл бұрын
suicide by three gunshots to the back of the head
@gfel9468
@gfel9468 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan’s nameplate outside of his door reads “One Cranky Fake Italian” 😂😂😂
@frequentsee3815
@frequentsee3815 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky is like if Jeopardy was a person
@cynthiaahern9081
@cynthiaahern9081 4 жыл бұрын
Oh what a great comparison. That just puts it in a nutshell
@frequentsee3815
@frequentsee3815 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Scott lol I'm not sure how I came up with it. Just one of those things ya know
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
The "one cranky fake Italian" sign is still there LOL
@kittyman7015
@kittyman7015 4 жыл бұрын
Where? I cant spot it!!! Edit: never mind...found it...2:31
@Zeemas
@Zeemas 4 жыл бұрын
Which remote did they change it?
@marctouss1862
@marctouss1862 4 жыл бұрын
nah he just embraced the chracter...
@ToyJesusLovesTequilla
@ToyJesusLovesTequilla 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if it's the one from their cowboy makeover remote but you can see a cowboy hat on top of a pile in the corner by Jordan
@okkcomputer
@okkcomputer 4 жыл бұрын
he’s american
@ahmedsherief
@ahmedsherief 4 жыл бұрын
I swear someday Jordon is going to snap and turn Conan into a toaster
@mastaw
@mastaw 4 жыл бұрын
But one only usable for fish and broccoli
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 4 жыл бұрын
That's a day to come!
@tsogobauggi8721
@tsogobauggi8721 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he does have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald. ;)
@DannyDevitooo
@DannyDevitooo 4 жыл бұрын
Or shoot up the studio
@SGxShadow
@SGxShadow 4 жыл бұрын
@@DannyDevitooo Sounds about right...
@bendakstarkiller1270
@bendakstarkiller1270 4 жыл бұрын
I love it how Jordan answers every question like he was trying to fool a lie detector test xD
@zzikool
@zzikool 3 жыл бұрын
2014: brings a professional organizer to help Jordan clean his office 2019: cuts his office in half
@abdallababikir9154
@abdallababikir9154 2 жыл бұрын
yep ahahha
@jschnitz8302
@jschnitz8302 4 жыл бұрын
"That was a few years ago, and new things came in." Jordan's office is either a magnet or a pilgrimage site for homeless junk.
@fatgoose1509
@fatgoose1509 4 жыл бұрын
#teamtrees
@phj223
@phj223 4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy they addressed the fact that they already cleaned up his office one time several years ago
@NandiCollector
@NandiCollector 4 жыл бұрын
That is a classic by today's standards.
@vGREENARROWv
@vGREENARROWv 4 жыл бұрын
phj223 why wouldn’t they?
@axl102
@axl102 3 жыл бұрын
That moment you realise outside Jordan’s office, they put a plate that says “one cranky fake Italian”🤣
@chokoon21
@chokoon21 3 жыл бұрын
I wish we get to see the brand new Jordan’s HBO office!
@sharpendesign6604
@sharpendesign6604 4 жыл бұрын
"U deal with the macro, i deal with the micro" "So does your wife" lmao
@zakbdz
@zakbdz 4 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah i remember that part of the video as well
@Badranltd
@Badranltd 4 жыл бұрын
Wow what a good video we just watched
@wulfenacht666
@wulfenacht666 4 жыл бұрын
The Fact That He Has Red Wine By His Side At All Times Is Amazing.
@stevenkies802
@stevenkies802 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan knows how to live it up. He's a deeply expressive person.
@monkeytheo
@monkeytheo 4 жыл бұрын
He runs an italian restaurant supply shop.
@shantiajones8042
@shantiajones8042 4 жыл бұрын
Working there he needs it.....😂😂😂😂😂🍷🍷🍾🍾
@thekub32
@thekub32 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that you capitalize every word is amazing.
@BevertonRayan
@BevertonRayan 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the olive oil
@astrodax2753
@astrodax2753 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't playing a character in here he was genuinely pissed off
@ImpulseGenerator
@ImpulseGenerator 4 жыл бұрын
The mental gymnastics this man performs are amazing. Especially to avoid answering that one question.
@raafmaat
@raafmaat 4 жыл бұрын
im sure i talk for 90% of the people when i say : DO MORE jordan remotes!
@chelseaboo1577
@chelseaboo1577 4 жыл бұрын
and the way
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 4 жыл бұрын
raafmaat why do they call them remotes?
@causeitso
@causeitso 4 жыл бұрын
@@selfishstockton6123 because they are not shot in the studio where the live audience is. They were recorded pre-show.
@raafmaat
@raafmaat 4 жыл бұрын
@@causeitso remotes can also be live sometimes, where they show it to the audience on a screen live ;)
@causeitso
@causeitso 4 жыл бұрын
@@raafmaat That's correct, they can also be live. I seem to vaguely remember seeing a live remote on Conan.
@Feriach
@Feriach 4 жыл бұрын
Leaving the axe with him was probably not the best idea.
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын
Technically, it's a hatchet. It's a really nice one, too, with the polished hickory handle, high carbon 440 stainless steel and full tang construction. I think it's a great way to boost the productivity of Jordan Schlansky. It is said that the barbarians single-handedly finished off the Roman Empire with just wooden shields and axes and I believe it. You see, when kinetic force is focused in such a small surface area, it creates such inertia that it can make the axe head shatter bone and tear through organs. It makes one wonder why butcher knives were ever invented. The axe can shape wood to create structures, or it can gut an animal. It's truly a timeless instrument of human ingenuity and an artistic display of the duality of man, that is, we can create or destroy with extreme efficiency.
@farhadnejjad9947
@farhadnejjad9947 4 жыл бұрын
manictiger that was not necessary at all
@Will1324657
@Will1324657 3 жыл бұрын
chris hayes vaping weed at the office, i'm dead.
@Well.BoughtPhotos
@Well.BoughtPhotos 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment like this lmao
@mvvagner
@mvvagner 3 жыл бұрын
too perfect
@towsifony5524
@towsifony5524 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe conan didn't do the ,"Here's Johnny" joke while putting his face on the hole...It was an obvious reference.
@LycanLink
@LycanLink 4 жыл бұрын
When the video started, I was like, "Oh, I remember this - it was great," only to realize it was a new video, and that Jordan had made his office a mess again.
@Dionnne09
@Dionnne09 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought! I had to look at the original air date just to confirm lol
@CZECH-lo2gy
@CZECH-lo2gy 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is like a real life Sheldon but Depressed and Dead inside.
@joeracer302
@joeracer302 4 жыл бұрын
You remember when he used to be so health conscious and taking care of his wellness... the show is killing him one day at a time for a fat paycheck
@fart7505
@fart7505 4 жыл бұрын
and funny
@timeforce80
@timeforce80 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the 100th like
@AhmedTaha-fh9si
@AhmedTaha-fh9si 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh it’s more like Conan is a real life Micheal Scott
@SheldonBeldon
@SheldonBeldon 4 жыл бұрын
I'm depressed and dead inside
@nonyabusiness4353
@nonyabusiness4353 4 жыл бұрын
why does this relationship remind me of Michael and Toby from the office
@edmis90
@edmis90 4 жыл бұрын
It's just a matter of time for Conan to announce: _"You all know our production manager Jordan Schlansky. Well, today he lost his mind and..."_
@willplays7954
@willplays7954 4 жыл бұрын
edmis90 lol
@Alex-jz5yw
@Alex-jz5yw 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re awful, Jimmy. You cut my office in half to make fun of me.”
@conservativeliberal
@conservativeliberal 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Beamer I’m awful you don’t know the first thing about me pal
@eddhanks
@eddhanks 4 жыл бұрын
He’s conan
@Captianmex1C0
@Captianmex1C0 4 жыл бұрын
Not jimmy it's conan
@MckaysProductions
@MckaysProductions 4 жыл бұрын
@@Captianmex1C0 Someone hasn't seen Joker yet sigh...
@syedmahiaan252
@syedmahiaan252 4 жыл бұрын
@@MckaysProductions Murray Franklin isn't Jimmy either
@aharmon8577
@aharmon8577 4 жыл бұрын
3:51 Awww, Jordan still has the cowboy hat that Conan dressed him up in in that sketch from a few years back
@LeoNguyenex
@LeoNguyenex 4 жыл бұрын
it's for those bullwhip session
@xboxlive870
@xboxlive870 4 жыл бұрын
It's like Micheal and Toby from the office
@boobonet9088
@boobonet9088 3 жыл бұрын
"You have a fairly large office and I suspect you do nothing." This is a piece of comedy gold.
@jacobrengen
@jacobrengen 4 жыл бұрын
I love at the end where Jordan is just looking at the hatchet like he’s contemplating murdering everybody in the office it is hilarious
@rvgog247
@rvgog247 4 жыл бұрын
Other office* 😂
@marvismoody8900
@marvismoody8900 4 жыл бұрын
I wish they had him on the show more. I love this guy. He is hilarious to me.
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 4 жыл бұрын
But if they had him on more, maybe he'd lose his magic? 🙂
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 4 жыл бұрын
I mean they do quite a bit Conan even went to Italy with him.
@DDPK
@DDPK 4 жыл бұрын
hes hilarious to alot of people. thats why he gets his own bits
@Thisispants
@Thisispants 4 жыл бұрын
I think Conan may have pushed Jordan too far during the Italy trip. He's barely been on since then.....can't help but think Jordan has had enough.
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thisispants Well, "Jordan" is a character, but it seems the whole dynamic between them may have become a bit played out. This skit was great, though. I wonder if that's his real stuff all around the office though, or if they just threw in extra garbage :p
@DeathBringer769
@DeathBringer769 4 жыл бұрын
On tonight's episode of Hoarders, Jordan Schlansky...
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 2 жыл бұрын
The spontaneity of Conan is just amazing. What an artist.
@banterabc5135
@banterabc5135 Жыл бұрын
its natural to every psychopath
@kellyb4
@kellyb4 4 жыл бұрын
Conan’s hair is especially high in this clip.
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 4 жыл бұрын
Kellyn Barnes it’s all the steam from the fish and broccoli
@jasonmason6910
@jasonmason6910 4 жыл бұрын
Kellyn Barnes haha
@troymcclure9088
@troymcclure9088 4 жыл бұрын
He hasn't reached his final form yet
@m_gwb
@m_gwb 4 жыл бұрын
it gets excited whenever it sees Jordan
@fridamarias
@fridamarias 4 жыл бұрын
well, he says that it rises with excitment
@dreammfyre
@dreammfyre 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Conan was always the villain.
@Derpster2493
@Derpster2493 4 жыл бұрын
He has always been the school bully.
@hbn2798
@hbn2798 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@chrisk1212
@chrisk1212 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂😂
@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671
@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671 4 жыл бұрын
@@Derpster2493 no, he was the school nerd but because of all the bulllying, turned him into an adult bully. This is the origin story of Conan the Corporate Barbarian
@pengensehat6934
@pengensehat6934 4 жыл бұрын
Shadowrun thats not a plot twist...
@FourLuckyLeafs
@FourLuckyLeafs Жыл бұрын
Jordan’s office plaque: “One cranky fake Italian” I cannot believe I never notice that 😂
@Kings_Gambit
@Kings_Gambit 3 жыл бұрын
This relationship is absolutely gold. These two are so funny!
@alchewy3293
@alchewy3293 4 жыл бұрын
lol jordan genuinely looks seriously pissed during this
@Zetsuke4
@Zetsuke4 4 жыл бұрын
alex marchewka wtf you mean? I saw a smile slip even
@Zetsuke4
@Zetsuke4 4 жыл бұрын
@American Freedom World Peace he doesnt look pissed, you're bad at reading body language and facial expression I see. Unless you havent watched enough jordan to familiarize yourself with his style of communicationm. Here, he is amused.
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Жыл бұрын
Nah. He's just good at his part.
@grrayfox2300
@grrayfox2300 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you want to be dirty?" "Not in the way you're referring to" 😂😂😂
@loganbaker8864
@loganbaker8864 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Chris has been open about smoking weed in previous videos but in this he’s just straight up ripping a dab pen in front of everyone😂
@RobadobaChannel
@RobadobaChannel 10 ай бұрын
2:32 “one cranky fake italian” it’s the first time I’ve noticed that and I’ve watched this clip dozens of times throughout the years
@firstnamecorrectlylastname713
@firstnamecorrectlylastname713 4 жыл бұрын
I heard Joker is based on Jordan life , except he didn't laugh.
@josephan6953
@josephan6953 4 жыл бұрын
Conan: what happened? we cleaned your office for you!! Jordan: i know.. i know...
@llewtree3013
@llewtree3013 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t but we did
@diamond_dogs
@diamond_dogs 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan lives in a society
@J78Kio
@J78Kio 4 жыл бұрын
Want to hear a joke conan?
@TheSysifos
@TheSysifos 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Slim Shady he is back and he is back again! The Man, The Myth The Schlansky !
@rmd-4983
@rmd-4983 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan’s sign outside the door says “One cranky fake Italian”
@capone6941
@capone6941 4 жыл бұрын
1:00 "the circumstances which u perform have dulled your senses" 😂😂😂
@johannesaskehov
@johannesaskehov 4 жыл бұрын
There’s no such thing as too much Jordan Schlansky.
@tamoxigirl78
@tamoxigirl78 4 жыл бұрын
The crafty fake Italian‘s office looks even messier than before the last cleanup 😂😂🤣🤣.
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@enricovincente
@enricovincente 4 жыл бұрын
More Conan-Jordan PLEASE!
@robynhighart2026
@robynhighart2026 2 жыл бұрын
Omg that office is just filled to the brim with various items and artefacts.
@Teamo86
@Teamo86 4 жыл бұрын
They should call this segment "Conan crossing lines without borders".
@tropictom5996
@tropictom5996 4 жыл бұрын
This looks like a setup for the origin story for Conan’s next comic villain: Deadpan. Jordan should knock this outta the park. Eat your heart out Joaquin!
@OblivionBeyond
@OblivionBeyond 2 жыл бұрын
Discovering true tandem of Conan and Jordan is like a Christmas gift happiness to me, so brutal and funny :)
@hazzif2403
@hazzif2403 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I think of an ideal work environment, I always think of all the videos I've seen of Conan's staff 😂 seems like a really fun workplace.
@MrAppie9090
@MrAppie9090 4 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, Jordan seems like he either is going to be, or already is a hoarder. I'd love to see his house. It's probably filled with panini presses, water purifiers and espresso machines.
@tsfbaf303
@tsfbaf303 4 жыл бұрын
This is a sketch, you moron, it’s not real. Why are so many people so gullible these days??
@Michael-zi2qg
@Michael-zi2qg 4 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 You seem to think these segments are scripted. They are not scripted :)
@brandonsutton3714
@brandonsutton3714 4 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-zi2qg just because they may (or may not) adhere to a script, doesn't mean that they don't have a premise, or even some sort of rehearsal before actually shooting. it's definitely not "real" and that's not at all how Jordan is in real life. but, I'd say that they've successfully done their job if people are questioning whether it's "real" or not. it's a comedy skit, but shot in a particular fashion that obviously works. there are a few things that give it away, if you know what to look for. but I'm not gonna ruin it for people. bottom line, is that Conan is an AMAZING writer, and master of comedy.
@Michael-zi2qg
@Michael-zi2qg 4 жыл бұрын
@@brandonsutton3714 you are wrong
@brandonsutton3714
@brandonsutton3714 4 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-zi2qg whatever you wanna think buddro, no worries.
@alexislarge
@alexislarge 4 жыл бұрын
TODAY IS A HISTORIC DAY NEW CONAN AND JORDAN
@jasonmarsh794
@jasonmarsh794 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are the greatest.
@vali4real
@vali4real 4 жыл бұрын
4:09 missed the perfect opportunity to say "HEEEEERES CONAN!!" Or "HEEEEERES JOHNNY!!"
@zaccds
@zaccds 4 жыл бұрын
In these recent ones he seems to get genuinely pissed.
@ArchieZeroOne
@ArchieZeroOne 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. If you look at almost any other video other than this one of him recently, he's breaking character and laughing constantly.
@tsogobauggi8721
@tsogobauggi8721 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he did look quite pissed, especially in the beginning. But he smiled when 3:15 a woman came to his (smaller) office. :)
@TheAgentAssassin
@TheAgentAssassin 4 жыл бұрын
02:41 Looks like he was about to lose it over the microwave. Watch Conan's face as he see Jordan lose it off camera then when they pan to Jordan he's covering his mouth buy still smiling with his eyes. It must be an inside joke about fish and broccoli.
@tylerlerner4808
@tylerlerner4808 4 жыл бұрын
Keith Newberry not an inside joke per se, just two foods known to produce awful smells in microwaves.
@DarthRushy
@DarthRushy 4 жыл бұрын
He never forgave Conan for being able to get to Macchio
@boomboom6577
@boomboom6577 4 жыл бұрын
That office is next level messy, like that’s a legitimate fire hazard
@SporkyMcFly
@SporkyMcFly 4 жыл бұрын
It's a bit, they most likely put a lot of that in there for this.
@holdtrue2021
@holdtrue2021 4 жыл бұрын
LC Mason 😱very gross, should be on that show hoarders
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see Chris Hayes and Kramer are still working there.
@justcurious3119
@justcurious3119 Жыл бұрын
I'm here b/c of the first "Inquisition" I'll call it, of Jordan and his office by Conan. Glad to see the creativity still flowing. Love to all
@dr.Ali.Aburas
@dr.Ali.Aburas 4 жыл бұрын
"you'd like some natural light, wouldn't you?" "I do appreciate an airflow and sunlight sure" "That's a simple YES" I love that
@IDK_0402
@IDK_0402 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see Jordan Schlansky, I click right away
@davidrivas2679
@davidrivas2679 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@geo865833
@geo865833 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@DravenWolfe
@DravenWolfe 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@shreyasrayapudi7963
@shreyasrayapudi7963 3 жыл бұрын
2:30 lmao look at Jordan's sign in the front of his office.
@fullmetaljakey
@fullmetaljakey 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan just keeps the safety glasses on even after Conan is done with the sawing and they’re all sitting on the couch
@ROYCEJR.
@ROYCEJR. 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody : Jordan Schlansky :
@glassfireactual9207
@glassfireactual9207 4 жыл бұрын
I fully appreciate this comment.
@Christian-rn1ur
@Christian-rn1ur 4 жыл бұрын
Dead memes: Your desire to be validated by fake internet points to fill the void in your life that is human affection:
@StefanReich
@StefanReich 4 жыл бұрын
@@Christian-rn1ur It was a fresh reinterpretation of the meme though
@lovecheese45
@lovecheese45 4 жыл бұрын
@@Christian-rn1ur damn someone got salty they didn't think of the joke first.
@Christian-rn1ur
@Christian-rn1ur 4 жыл бұрын
@@lovecheese45 Was that person you? Oof, I apologize, did I hit too close to home?
@DarkGob
@DarkGob 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw this in my feed I thought "is this just a reupload? why?" Then I realized...
@jakoberickson4616
@jakoberickson4616 4 жыл бұрын
Realized what
@visualdosage234
@visualdosage234 4 жыл бұрын
same
@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 2 жыл бұрын
This could totally be a spinoff of the office with these two as the main characters!
@user-vc5rp7nf8f
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 жыл бұрын
now that he's leaving tbs all these clips are showing up. finally, so many remotes i've never seen
@thsuperelite
@thsuperelite 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan looks rough here... Maybe he hasn't been preparing his body in various ways...
@mightymorphingmemory6178
@mightymorphingmemory6178 4 жыл бұрын
He's married now.
@alejandroderienosa4828
@alejandroderienosa4828 4 жыл бұрын
@@mightymorphingmemory6178 That explains alot...
@DannyDevitooo
@DannyDevitooo 4 жыл бұрын
Mighty Morphing Memory he body looks great
@1rickopotamus
@1rickopotamus 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mekhspace9746
@mekhspace9746 4 жыл бұрын
@@mightymorphingmemory6178 he's been married since his body preparation
@Thron2111
@Thron2111 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan: "Hey Conan, when you introduce me, can you introduce me as Jordan"
@angelc.9470
@angelc.9470 4 жыл бұрын
Love that reference 👌🏼😂💀
@Sponsorship4u2
@Sponsorship4u2 4 жыл бұрын
Good one! Luv the Joker reference. I see what ya did there 🤣🤣🤣
@Skate2EDM
@Skate2EDM 4 жыл бұрын
Conan: 😳
@nikolamurdzev4898
@nikolamurdzev4898 3 жыл бұрын
I can totally imagine that happening
@aamaravel2493
@aamaravel2493 2 жыл бұрын
How about another joke, Conan?
@michaelofrecia3830
@michaelofrecia3830 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized the name on the door of his office they changed it to "One cranky fake italian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (@2:31) Conan is the best Boss 👌
@maciejwiszniewski3790
@maciejwiszniewski3790 4 жыл бұрын
It's impossible not to tell "Here's Johnny!" line, after making this wall hole
@omarkajjaj5057
@omarkajjaj5057 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke. Can you explain please?
@maciejwiszniewski3790
@maciejwiszniewski3790 4 жыл бұрын
@@omarkajjaj5057 I'm referring to Kubrick's "Shining" scene where insane Jack Nicholson smashes door with hatchet
@omarkajjaj5057
@omarkajjaj5057 4 жыл бұрын
@@maciejwiszniewski3790 I'll check that out ! Thanks
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